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Todd Howard
Where do you think you're going? 2017-06-11 10:59:24 Post No.
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I didn't give you permission to leave the premises just yet. And don't think about falling asleep like you did at Microsoft's conference. Grab a coffee, turn around, slowly get back into your seats, listen to what awesome games we at Bethesda have for you this coming year, and preorder after, no exceptions.
Do I make myself clear?
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>>379924514
Hey Todd,
Huge Fallout 4 fan here. Loving E3 so far, but I know that Bethesda will definitely make it a ton more fun. No need for me to leave my seat, I was prepared all day long, even put on a diaper to take shits without getting up.
Any teases you can share with us for the upcoming conference?
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>>379924514
Yes you do
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>>379924514
Hey there, name's Rodd. I'm a modder for Skyrim and wanted to let you know how awesome the paymod system that you guys at Bethesda of have cooked up. What many need to understand is that it's not just beneficial for modders like myself, but also for the consumers. Better quality and more content updates are guaranteed if you pay $5 for that sword reskin.
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Whoa whoa whoa- hold on Todd I'm sorry I fell asleep in the Micro$oft conference but half of those 4k games were 2d shitscrollers, can you blame me!? Anyway ugh thanks Todd I'll see you in the conference!
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>>379924514
I-I was just going to get some food tod. I SWEAR!
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>>379926482
Excuse me, I hate to follow you to the toilet but I haven't seen you in over a few minutes. Anytime you're coming back to the conference room?
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>>379924514
God I love Toddposting.
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TODD
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SCHEDULE YOUR PRESS CONFERENCE DURING THE STANLEY FUCKING CUP
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>>379927453
>>379927453
>>379927453
Oh Hi Todd.. Don't you like have to go get ready and stuff for the show? And it doesn't start for 3 hours, don't you think this is a little creepy?? Anyway I'm not so sure that I can stick around I'm feeling pretty sick...
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>>379924514
how long is your conference, todd?
i can't stay up for 2 hours after midnight if all you're going to do is talk about one game
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>>379924514
>Knock knock.
Have your hot, and very fresh, copy of Fallout 4 here for you.
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>>379924514
Yeah Todd I can't wait, I'll just be playing Fallout 2 on my laptop until the presentation starts.
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>>379928771
3 hours of what could be conversations about theories in regards to new Bethesda games.
Now open the door...
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>>379924514
Officer here. You know, it's by law to watch Todd Howard's conference. We wouldn't want you to put you into the cell and miss out on such a big thing!
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Todd Howard will not even be there.
And Yes, i'm fucking mad about it still
https://twitter.com/michaelpachter/status/869667125102657537
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>>379929161
TODD-CHAN!!!!~~
It's your favorite avid gamer Umaru. Not leaving my chair nope nope nope! Got chipsu and cora with me ready for a wonderful kawaii time!
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>>379929773
There's probably gonna be a video of him at least. So don't worry.you get to still hear him lie
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>>379924514
Shoot if you got the balls
I am not afraid to die
At least dead I can never give you any money ever again.
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I cant stay, Todd but you know I like bethesda... I bought new vegas when it was on sale on steam
we're cool right?
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>>379926482
>>379928771
I said open the FUCKING door!
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>>379929420
Wai-wait Todd I can't open it when you're shaking it that hard! Loo-look Todd I have my Switch in my bag I was waiting for the Skyrim port all this time!
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>>379929229
b-but i didn't preorder...
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>>379931151
What did you say?
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>>379931151
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>>379931568
i-i-i-i said, "b-but isn't it awfully l-late to be delivering the p-p-preorder version?"
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Leave E3 to me
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>>379929773
>Todd Howard will not even be there.
Why do you think I'm here hunting down a bunch of punks who left early?
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>>379924514
lashing out he action retruning th reaction wweak are whipped and torn away!!!
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>>379932264
ahhh Obsidian...going to miss those guys.
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>>379932991
Mission accomplished, have a rare todd i stole
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>>379931151
you fuckin what mate?
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