>Geoff: And just a reminder to viewers out there Todd Howard

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>Geoff: And just a reminder to viewers out there Todd Howard will not be at this years E3 presentation because he is attending his wife's son Jamal's graduation. We expect a prerecorded message from him but he will not be at the Bethesda presentation today.
>just outside the event
>Todd is dressed in drag hiding in the bushes
>every time a child walks by he jumps out of the bushes with his penis fully exposed under a short dress, shrieks, and then pees in their general direction
>he then calls the child a pervert, accuses them of lifting his dress and runs away before guards can detain him, then starts the process all over again
>in the past 30 minutes fans have caught onto it and have been shouting "We know it's you Todd! Come out!"
>every time he shouts back "I don't know what you're talking about, my name is Tanya Howard! Leave me alone!"
>users on twitter are participating in livestreams where viewers are helping the streamers deduce which bushes Todd has been in and which ones he's possibly hiding in now
>they are expected to find and detain Todd any minute now
Best E3 ever.