OFFICIAL MICROSOFT CONFERENCE THREAD.
APOLOGIZE FOR LETTING THE WRONG KID DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
video games are cringe
>>379914346
Sorry
le sad piano man
I fucking hate orcs holy shit
thank god i don't play gaymes anymore
this is terrible
I missed the conference because I don't really give a shit about MS, but what did they announce though besides dumb shit they probably pulled?
I think I finally grew out of video games. What do I do now?
>>379914068
there's already a fucking sticky
>wordswordswordswordswords
wowie zowie please end this
FUCKING ORIIIIIIIIIII
Why do all these games look terrible? It's fucking 2017. Did this industry progress at all?
>>379914068
another platformer?
>>379914783
stop
>nu-male playing the piano
Oh boy, here we go.
Elton John?? What are YOU doing here?
>>379914698
fag lol
>>379914685
PIANO SIMULATOR
UNLIMITED WAYS!
>timed exclusive is now world premiere
LOOOOL
windows 10 exclusive don't do this to me
>>379914750
kill yourself
>more pretentious 2d indie trash
Great, just what everyone needed
YES YESY ES
>>379914698
git a load o dis gitface
>Barry Humphries the Orc
>Call him Bruce
Disney is gonna sue
>suddenly piano
Is Ori any good? Never played it.
ori sequel or ripoff?
>exclusive has come up for fucking everything
>even though nothing is exclusive
Jesus
ORI AND THE BORB FOREST
WHERE ARE THE REAL MEAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAG SHIT
>>379915093
fuck off dudebro
>Ori and the Gay Forest: The Sequel
OWL
I'm just going to say it now. Microsoft fucking lost.
COME ON SPENCER, BIG REVEAL
NO RELEASE DATE
WHYYYYY
>Owl simulator
AT LONG LAST
>>379915172
solid game. decent but not great.
We GET it. It's SAD. A game that's dreary throughout though is not going to make me give a FUCK about the characters.
SAD OWL SIMULATOR
Lost the stream at the Orcs. Did anything come after? It's over now right?
>boast about the most powerful console ever
>show nothing but indie tier trash with 2007 era graphics
>it's all on PC or just a timed exclusive anyway
ah yes
>>379915286
>not liking "muh emotional, artistic platformer" makes me a dudebro
wtf I love sports now
>>379915172
nice graphics, shit game.
where's muh halos
Ori looks pretty.
THEY DID IT THE MADMEN
Ori the german trash game
YES!!!
>>379915470
ori and the gay forest: owl edition
>games can be art tooo
ahahahahahah
>>379915348
Metro was the big reveal.
>>379915470
define "over" m8
What's the point in having a hyper realistic art direction if the animations are going to be complete shit?
>>379915512
guess i'll have to wait for scalebound to unlock its true power
IT'S NOT FAIR, MICROSOFT WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN XBROS
It's From Software showing something?
MICROSFOT WON
do i get to play steel battalion y/n
>oh shit we don't have any good new games
>HEY GUYS LOOK AT THESE OLD GAMES YOU CAN PLAY AGAIN
>>379915869
at sony probably
HALO 2 IS BACK
OG XBOX
O.G. XBOX
>>379915797
cancelled
Otogi 1 and 2! fuck yes!
Holy shit Xbox games
Xbox won
OH NO THEY DIDN'T!
FUSION FRENZY
OG BACKWARD COMPAT WOEHEPOIFDSIUPOHGS
NGB on XboxX
That's actually really cool if they get that on there.
>>379915172
Mediocre game that traded quality for art. You'd be better off playing Rayman or Mario.
I know not selling my old games was the right decision
Oh shit senpai, original Xbox BC.
>>379915887
Are you alright in the head?
OG Xbox BC, yay!
Rallisport Challange hopefully.
Woah now we can play all the Xbox classics like halo and uhh
best announcement was old xbox games
>video games can be as artistic as film and literature
Say what you want about the conference but at least his jokes are on point
wow something decent, crimson skies was awesome.
I'd buy and slim to play some JSFR
>its not backward compatible
>we're just gonna put it on xbox store
>>379915753
Did the conference end?
>>379915673
Damn would have liked to see that.
>got so little to offer this gen they gotta rely on the games of the past as incentive to bu their new console
EL
EM
AY
OO
JET SET RADIO FUTUREEEEE
>all 5 Xbox titles can be played on Xbox One X
Xbox One is useless, but backward compatibility is one thing that Sony can't compete with so far. PS Now or whatever isn't cutting it
this is the lamest shit
The most exciting thing in this whole conference so far is Xbox original backward compatibility.
rocket league is on xbox? wtf
i mean at least they are actually adding support for games unlike PS4pro
The OG Xbox compatibility...is actually pretty cool.
I missed half of the conference, does the Scorpio have a price yet?
I LOVE YOU PHIL
>>379914750
Draw, write, read, travel, fuck, socialize. If none of that does it for you welcome to what it feels like to be in your 40s.I left out work till you die because that's a given
>>379916279
that's how they've always done it, the disk is verification, you put it in and it downloads the game and run an emulation
so they're done announcing games now
it's all xbone x shilling now
>>379916184
fuck you jedah fucking asshole
The amount of shitty indies in this conference holy shit
>>379916168
Sounds like Okami
>>379915646
it's dutch you idiot
>>379916463
MICROSOFT WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>379916226
Uhh!! JSRF, Panzer Dragoon Orta, Metal Wolf Chaos. I mean, fuck you, my friend.
Wow it's fucking nothing.
No fucking games.
>>379916463
Nope
FOUR HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
>have nothing new that is good or interesting
>have to go back to the first xbox to generate a modicum of interest
>you won't even be able to use the old discs
yup
four nintey nine
>>379916556
Same thing.
HOLY SHIT. THE MOST POWERFUL CONSOLE.
>>379916463
It just got announced, $499 us dollarsalso it's called the Xbox One X
>Metro
>ORCS
>Xbox Back Compatibility
anything else of note?
FOUR 99
>>379916483
and I still dont like it
To be honest, I was not interested in most of the games they had, but atleast they had nonstop games going on.
Honestly, not a bad conference. Solid B.
Nothing but games no bullshit unless 4K annoys you
>>379916646
yes
>>379916682
FOR NOGAEMS
There were literally no games except Metro
they just filled it with indie shit
HOLY SHIT
FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
>>379916463
499$
>>379916463
$499
>$499
Dorito Pope was right, surprisingly.
>>379916463
They just announced it
499
>they're finishing with bioware
meeeeeeeeh
>OG Xbox backwards compatiblity
I'm impressed. Too bad every game was a timed exclusive or also on PC.
Still a solid show Imo, all games back to back.
Timesplitters future perfect better get BC though goddamn.
>$499
Kijiji buy.
F O U R H U N D R E D N I N E T Y N I N E
>$499 USD
>$499 USD
>$499 USD
>>379916794
Fuck off.
Nothing interesting at all.
>Crimson Skies
Doesn't make buying this piece of shit console worth it, but that's pretty cool I guess
>>379916270
>>379916385
Already got JSR on xbone so JSFR is invetiable
>>379916919
literally everyone guessed it was either 499 or 599
>>379916893
>>379916901
>>379916918
>>379916919
Dead on arrival.
$499
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
it's this robot again
Oh boy, another guy wearing an ill fitting dress shirt with jeans. What a moron
>no halo
>New IP
>500 dollars
goddamn coulda bought food
>>379916635
Why do you need games when you have the worlds most powerful console?
>>379917053
ok, why are you so mad
Nah, sticking with PC.
Who /VEGA/ here?
OPEN WORLD
P
E
N
>xbox isn't dead
thank you god
THIS fucking guy again
>more bioshit
GUESS THE GENRE GO GO GO
>$499 console with literally no exclusives
I'm confused why I'm supposed to want this
>499.
Yap, that's going to be a worldwide figure. Us Bongs get fucked over royally!
>>379917054
Crimson Skies was the only good Xbox game. PC petition pls
>>379917150
How's it ill fitting?
oh shit its two mic man
why would they hype up "the most powerful console ever" to just show indie games and other shit that looks like it is last gen?
>bioshit
>open world
>interesting characters
Let's see how bad it is be
6'2" masterrace looks down upon us manlet gamers
>attractive console,small and black
>scattershot game announcements
>og Xbox b/c
>500 USD
Mixed bag, tbqh senpai.
>>379917445
Kill yourself.
>another shitty bioware game
Is Anthem inspired by ayn rand?
>>>>>>>gameplay
FUCK YOU ALL NO BATTLETOADS
not falling for your lies again Bioware
>>379917378
It's bioware's new sci fi game that is multiplat.
>>379917382
>4k 60fps games for a third of the price of a pc which can do this
gee i wonder?
>2.3 GHz
lol
>>379917619
wow rude.
WOMAN ANTAGONIST
>"gameplay"
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""gameplay""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>379917504
I'm still annoyed about that most powerful console ever shit.
Like, it better fucking be its the newest one. If it wasnt the most powerful ever it would be DOA
>buy our 500 dollar console, goy
>you can play all these PC indie games for the low low price of 59.99 each in 4K
>their graphics look like last gen games
Wew
>>379917457
needs to be brought it. Not as much as a the last guys, but for fucks sakes a dress shirt, untucked with jeans? Wear a fucking casual bottom down if you want to have something untucked with jeans.
>already better facial animation than anything in andromeda
>xXBoxXxOneXx by $499
F
>>379915208
>calling something exclusive when its not exclusive
Gee, i wonder who they got that idea from
4K NEXT.5 GEN WRINKLES
EDMONTON DID IT
CANADA WINS VIDEO GAMES
>>379916794
>Mixer
Lmfao
>Remember the andromeda early footage
>The HUGE downgrade that got
Yeah, I don't believe a single frame of this.
>it's multiplayer
Well that killed all my hype for Anthem fuck this shit.
>le bad ass female war hero xD
dropped
>literally destiny: bioware edition
>>379917830
Do you think the exosuit recycles her period blood when she is on missions?
What did I miss? I had to leave after that zombie game got announced?
>"in-game" scenes
>bitch mc
Fuck.
>>379914068
MICROSOFT E3: STRONG WOMYN EDITION
>>379918128
Anthem aka Dylan is Edmonton studio, Andromeda was (now disbanded) Montreal.
nope, still not falling for your lies bioware, FUCK YOU
>vast open world
just fucking end it now
>it's a cringy larping episode
>Objective: Hell Or High Water
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>379918128
>$500
Thank you, Xbox. I'll just wait for the PS5 to come out.
That robot suit looks like it would get really hot inside
>>379918431
how hot?
When will the "stronk womyn empowered female gaymur grrll" meme fucking die?
Can we drop the EA hateboner and admit that this looks incredible?
what the fuck is going on there really bioware
where is new dragon age you faggots
Anthem looks like hot diversity garbage.
Bioware to fold after Gearbox.
>>379918431
she probably gets pretty sweaty, huh?
>>379918394
you mean the ps4 propro
>>379918348
I trust nothing coming out of bioware label at all.
Anthem looks cool. But since it is made by bioware, I know it won't actually be fun.
>>379918541
here's your fucking penny
>mfw I stopped piaying Nioh for this shit conference
Back to slaying Onis.
lost interest as soon as i saw the gameplay
Why are they charging 500 dollars for a 4k update of an existing console? Most people don't even have 4k TVs. This console is DOA
>Jet pack looks fun as fuck desu
Literally the only thing I've seen so far that looks a little fun
>>379918509
enough to make ass juice
>>379918541
Feels like I've seen this game twice every year
>Bioware showing their face again after Andromeda.
They got balls. I'll give them that.
>>379918595
haha, wonder what her sweaty body smells like, haha
>Bioware is making destiny with robot suits.
No thanks
>>379918530
>I literally don't want to ever play as a woman
What did you mean by this?
GOD WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING THESE FAKE "REAL" CONVERSATIONS
NOBODY EVER TALKS LIKE THIS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
>>379918584
interest lost
>play with your friends
It's so obvious this shit was supposed to be a new Mass Effect
>>379918689
Sweet!
>another Bioware MMO
>trailer with players """"RPing""""
wew
Watching this makes me wonder just how much of the good sound design and nice graphics are DICE and not Bioware
EA's destiny has cool flying around mechanics but this trailer is pretty bullshot.
>>379914068
has there ever been a more uneventful conference?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
no games of consequence
>"Oh yes! Jarra's Wrath!!"
JUST WHAT I WANTED DADDY
Teehee explosions
Why the fuck isn't she voiced by Jennifer Hale?
As with all Bioware games it's an alright concept that will surely be awfully executed
>fake team chat
jesus christ why is this allowed
This actually looks kind neat. Fake gameplay voiceovers are shit though
>>379918609
Whatever succeeds the PS4 Pro. I had high hopes for the Xbox One X, but between the lackluster games and high price tag, count me out.
That guy literally did the Titanfall orbital drop thing
Holy shit this is bad
>>379918773
They're well on their way to being the next studio to be killed by EA. Especially seeing this piece of shit.
does that kind of "social" gaming even exist irl?
>>379918912
Exactly what you said, please fuck off for perpetuating the female gamer meme instead of letting it die because "le female protagonists maek muh dick harrrd"
I'm getting The Division flashbacks.
I wonder how much of this shit won't actually be in the game.
I thought fake gameplay conversations was Ubisoft's shtick
>Open world Vanquish
I'll give I a chance
>>379918912
I literally don't want to ever play as a woman
Watch as 90% of the stuff shown in this video will not be in the final game.
that was seriously the whole conference?
>>379919386
no, never.
it's 100% scripted, graphics will be downgraded massively and even from their demo has low fps. what's the point?
where's the big one
>>379919386
No. Never.
>>379919540
bruh it was an hour 45
>WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
looked good until they pulled out a gun, and loot UI
Fuck...
it's over
feel true power withkrogan's cock
Ok, Anthem looks cool as fuck.
I wonder how "open world" it will actually be
>>379919386
Ye, I have a group of friends on Discord we basically play any multiplayer game that looks interesting.
>tfw never felt true excitement until xbonx
>>379919386
No. Never
>>379918956
this
that was fucking trash HAHA
>super tech
>in a dystopian run down tent city
>implying this isn't the absolute worst sub genre of sci-fi
and it's multiplayer focused, fuck this game
>>379914068
I aM SPEECHLESS
holy fuck
what a garbage conference
>>379919741
SO GOOD
>>379919386
yes
3/10 wtf was that
>>379919692
i meant in terms of what they showed
>>379919467
>Vanquish
fucking kek you wish.
Alright time to rate this shitshow so far.
EA - 2/10.
Microsoft 5/10. Metro looked good.
Can't believe i even wasting time watching this
>>379919467
>>Open world Vanquish
Kek no, this looks nothing like Vanquish, the fuck are you smoking?
That was the weakest MS conference in years.
>>379919761
Im already imagining the downgrade
Fuck Bioware, don't believe their lies. Probably will be a buggy piece of shit.
>>379919540
I think their conference was pretty decent this year, heavy focus on games. I think sony is gonna be showing off the AAA games for the year so they were left with the smaller games to show off.
>>379919425
>>379919475
oh I am laffin
>fake roleplaying team chat
why do they keep doing this?
>>379919467
It's more like Destiny 1.5.
>>379919829
that's cyberpunk
Alright Dorito Pope, how much ass munching awaits us.
Also are you enjoying his diverse panel?!
Jesus, is it me, or did the conference seem to go on forever?
What the fuck happened to the
>MUH ALL IN ONE ENTERTAINMENT?
>NETFLIX
>CAPTURE HD VIDEO
>INTERGRATION WITH TABLET GAMING
>SKYPE WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING!??
WELL?
How was it compared to last year's conference?
Anthem would be good if it wasn't a shooter
notice how they only mentioned 60 fps once and that was for the racing game
>>379919467
the second the gameplay started it was pretty much just fucking mass effect again
>>379919934
>one game looked good
>5/10
Thanks IGN
>500 dollaridoos
>No exclusives
>>379919934
I'd give it a 6/10 feels pretty good, at least games were shown, but my standard is pretty low
So, which games were actually ms exclusive and which were multi plays?
Finally I can ask Jarvis to put engines to 110% while I jet through EU 2077 with my non-binary gendered cyborg friends
XBOX ONE* CONSOLE* RELEASE DAY* EXCLUSIVE***********
>"We need more games!"
>"Alright, let's make more shooters and sequels that no one asked for!"
Please stop.
lackluster af
Only games i'm looking forward is Metro and Ori
>all those co-op games
I don't have many friends who play vidya and none of them have a monster rig meant for games like Anthem.
Fuck you for making me feel bad, Microsoft.
>mixer.com
what did they mean by this?
>>379919934
Solid C. Only thing that looked worthwhile to me was Metro, the indie pixel Blade Runner lookalike and the indie Souls lookalike
> Release a sci fi open world game with focus on combat and exploration
> Panned critically and commercially
> Preview a sci fi open world game with focus on combat, coop and exploration two months after
That was awful guys. The only good thing was the backwards compatibility for the original Xbox.
need to stop saying exclusive when it isn't
Post and r8 updated report cards
>>379920310
I think quite a lot were microsoft exclusive, but bone exclusive not so much I think
I give it an 8/10.
>>379918912
I literally don't want to ever play as a woman
>bioware's big new IP is literally Destiny
what the hell, seriously
>>379920292
I gave them extra points because there was no cringe moments anywhere.
>>379920310
I think they invented the term "launch exclusive" this year
meh 5/10
>>379920435
>no one asked for
You say it like none of these games sell/will sell
Getting Divison/Watchdogs vibes from this, but that looked way too good for fucking Bioware.
>>379917765
>4k 60fps
>reality: average fps far below 60fps
>upscaled
>low settings, poor textures, etc
So wtf ever happened to that crazy VR hologram Minecraft table they had a couple years ago? What was the point of that shit?
>>379920310
I think all their exclusives are just xbone and windows 10 now
>>379920130
Because it's hip and badass.
>>379919467
more like shitty destiny clone. didnt play like vanquish at all.
>>379919934
for someone who actually likes to play games
EA 1/10 shitshow
M$ 7/10 lots of nice games
>>379920161
Blade Runner is Cyber Punk
This is dirt markets with energy weapons, which makes no goddam fucking sense
>>379920761
>no cringe moments
>that bearded guy yelling sports commentary at scripted cutscenes
>that weird indieshit with the guitar solo
post yfw minecraft girl's thighs
>>379920695
I'll bite.
Microsoft didn't do a bad job, it wasn't prefect but sure as wasn't as horrible as previous years. X Box One X is still a fucking stupid name though, I don't give a shit about it.
Also cars.
>>379920308
7/10
3/4 of the conference were games and some indies looked really neat. I don't give a shit about exclusivity so as a "game" conference it was pretty ok. I gotta say, like every year MS's games looked the weakest even compared to small looking ones.
>>379920804
They might sell, but they won't sell consoles which is the whole point of making XboneX
>>379920213
Blame Sea of Boring Bill.
WHY DID HE LIE TO US?
C+
Some nice games, but why exactly should I buy an Xbone? Especially a $499 Xbone X? Everything's on Windows 10. X is gonna flop hard.
>>379920870
To try and bait people into buying $3000 hololens with quite literally no content. It didn't work.
>>379920706
Literally nothing is Bone exclusive anymore.
>>379921082
Shes most likely a turbodyke so who cares?
>>379919934
4/10 Nothing all that hilarious outside of Xbone slipping a couple times, and a few interesting things were shown. Still don't have much reason to get an Xbox.
>>379921096
At the very least they just showed games and didn't do some cringe bullshit like EA and most likely Ubisoft will do.
>Last Light
>Metro
>Dragon Ball Z
A solid 5/10
>>379915869
Frimsoft is Sony's bitch
XBOX ONE X
XBOX 1 10
XBOX 1 * 10 =
XBOX 10?
OK GUIS BETHESDA IS NEXT!!!
ARE YOU READY FOR TODD HOWARD'S SWEET SWEET LIES?
>>379921498
I'm fired up and tired of the way that things have been.
As usual the same kinda shit not bad but for that price, nope.
>shitty "new" $500 console with the sole purpose of enhancing graphics
>EXCLUSIVE
>literally just first on xbonex
>95% of it's games are just generic garbage
At least we know Sony and Nintendo can't get any worse than this fucking shitfest
>>379921548
You didn't like the marching band? or the le british bantz show?
>>379921724Todd isn't hosting the conference, he's busy at his son's middle school graduation.
>>379921094
I completely forgot about holo lens and kinect, I guess they did too.
I must say that was much better than I expected. They just went and outright said, we're showing 42 games today, despite unveiling the new hardware. And they did. Bam, bam, bam, game after game.
Sony and Nintendo will have to show something really incredible if they hope to surpass this year's MS conference.
>>379922130
aw man...
Bethesda when? GMT time pls
>>379919764
Same here.
>>379922352
https://e3.vidya.fm/
Bethesda in 5 hours. Elder Scrolls 6.
>>379920761
>that literal historic revisionism with AC:Origins
>that endless fucking "womyn in gaming" meme that wont ever, ever die
>srsly this is the worst one, fuck this so hard. i just wanna project myself into another world, not be subject to your fucking delusions
>the fucking MC's talking to themselves
>everyone and their mother is the most LE SARCASTIC FUNNY MAN. when the fucking orc started joking it up i felt like fucking throwing up.
>the fucking scripted, pre-rendered, faked """"""""""conversation""""""""""" between players
Bruce/10
http://www.metrothegame.com/en-gb/
Looks pretty interesting, but also not exclusive
and here's the countdown for you lazy bums
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>379922130
>wife's son
>>379922130
*wife's son
>>379922352
It's at 12AM EST
People shouldn't rate it well for showing stuff like Dragonball Fighters Z which will be on literally everything.
They should rate it based on how many plausible reasons the conference gave them to buy a Xbone X.
3/10 very little reason to buy one if you already own a PC and either console.
>>379922212
Nintendo will also be nothing but games, and they'll likely have a playable Mario demo.
No contest.
Shitty ass conference
>>379922530
It's 01:53 already here.
fuck
>>379921973
I dunno know man Ubisoft still has to make theirs
>>379922736
I own a pc and a bone and a ps4 and a switch and a 3ds and a vita, I literally am here for the games so 6/10 nice show
>>379922564
You forgot
>SUPER DUPER
>>379922564
>the fucking 500$price
>EXXXXCLUSIVE
>shit ton of games that we've seen before, brining nothing new to the table ever
overall I'll give it 8/10 it was a solid presentation
>>379919425
triggered, dwumpfybaby? need a safe space where no icky cooties can get you?
>>379922736
>They should rate it based on how many plausible reasons the conference gave them to buy a Xbone X.
In that case it would be a 0/10
>>379918609
it's called the Play Station S Play S Two P
>>379922759
>Nintendo will also be nothing but games
>but games
I expect Nintendo will be just nothing, unless they already came up with a new Zelda and some sort of Mario games. But I don't really care about those. I guess a new Metroid game could fuel some real hype among the Nintendo fans. But otherwise what do they even have? Splatoon 2 and ARMS aren't news at this point.
Seriously, what games can Nintendo possibly show?
>>379921897
Look at the hair, it screams tumblrdyke
>>379915172
I don't know how it compares to other Metroidvanias, but the movement in Ori is a lot of fun. He really controls and flows effortlessly. The combats uninteresting though but they don't try to make it a really big thing. All of your major upgrades except for one or two are about the way you move.
The game also has really beautiful presentation, makes me cum buckets.
>>379922736
Yea nah m8, i watch e3 so i can see what games are coming. i can figure out whether i want a console or not any time of the year, i see e3 as a preview for games which makes MS presentation a pretty nice one for me.
>>379922928
Ruskie please goto bed.
>>379923453
Smash switch.
>>379923049
>i buy everything without any thought
This conference was for you alright
Anthem looks pretty good.Its got real graphics, and you can fly into water, and come back up.
>>379923776
Fuck it, I'll stay awake.
I need to see the next Elder Scrolls game
>>379922928
It's 6:56 am here, gonna have breakfast and watch the Bethesda show later
>>379923453
You're right, anon, if it's not Metroid, Mario, or Zelda, who cares?
>>379922564
I am sorry Anon but you have autism.
>>379923347
Like I said, If you don't own a decent PC or either console other than Nintendo's you might consider it. Otherwise its a niche mid gen upgrade like the Pro. If you didn't want a Xbone before, this conference didn't do shit to reel you in.
Rate the conference
>5/10 waiting for Sony conference
>>379924134
I wish
>>379921094
have you got the empty bingo cards? I've been looking for them
>>379923453
>30 minutes
They'll just show some footage of already announced games and possibly Botw DLC info
Then some new IP nobody asked for and a new kirby game
Maybe a Switch gamecube VC
No metroid, no F-zero, no smash bros, no real hype
>>379923218
wew
>>379923820
Well, that's A game. But again, I personally don't have much interest in Nintendo's first party games at. What are some worthwhile third party exclusives can it possibly show this year?
>>379924040
They won't announce a new TES without Todd. You'll get Evil Within 2 and Wolfenstein instead.
It ain't worth it, дpyг.
>>379921094
You forgot to cross off T-Shirts, pic related and during the actual show
>>379924510
Oh my fuck, that's hilariously cringeworthy.
>>379924480
>Wolfenstein
But what about D55M?
I think Microsoft did well this year. The scorpio is well worth it, it's pretty much on par with a lower high end PC.
Switch is garbage, Nintendo had this great opportunity to take the Wii U and make it a better system by fixing it's flaws but instead released an under developed piece of shit with a few releases.
As a Wii U owner with about $400+ worth of their exclusives I can say Nintendo is just awful and full of old dinosaurs who are mentally stunted, fuck them.
Playstation is nothing more than a ghetto hood name brand which all the welfare rats worship like gucci and caddilacs.
Not saying playstation is going to fail but lets face it, the majority of playstation 4 owners are hood rats and wiggers who bought EA sports and NBK2k games.
Not gonna lie, former Sony supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Sony crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this company get the nuclear codes.
>>379923453
Smash, Pokemon, Xenoblade, No more heroes, Shin Megami Tensei, Fire Emblem, Kirby are the ones the come to mind that are likely to appear.
Hopefully a new Metroid but the franchise seems to be pretty much dead
>>379924510
>witnessed
What's XBONE S? I thought Scorpio will be S. But apparently it's X?
>>379921094
is emuparadise really dead?
>>379914068
XBOX won. Easily.
Compare this shit to last year ? Holy fucking shit.
Spencer delivered. I'm Sold. Need a comfy XBOXX right fucking now.
>>379925013
ugh, a normie.
>>379924879
>Smash
too early
>Pokemon
I mean, yeah
>Xenoblade
lmao keep dreaming
>No more heroes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SMT
Delusional but not as much as NMH
>Fire Emblem
Probably
>Kirby
Could be
>>379924815
>The scorpio is well worth it, it's pretty much on par with a lower high end PC.
I'm not gonna play shooters with a gamepad though.
IGN has the cutest post conference girl hnnnnggg
>>379924815
>the majority of playstation 4 owners are hood rats and wiggers who bought EA sports and NBK2k games.
You literally, and I mean literally just described the old Xbox 360s gamerbase.
It was full of 12 year olds who wanted to be black
>>379925327
>SMT
>Delusional but not as much as NMH
Nigga, you stupid? Or did you miss the SMT HD project announcement on Switch?
>>379921096
>I'll bite
Sorry I don't read these posts
>>379922212
>game after game
They all were shit. Quality over quantity please. It was like modern Action 52.
>>379925575
kay
>>379922130
he truly is the world's greatest man
>Anthem
I wanted to like it but it just looked so scripted and fake.
>>379925558
>Did you miss th SMT HD project announcement?
>Did you miss the latest stream of an undead vidya company?
Yes
i lost all the live
what did i miss?
>>379926220
a vod will be up later
>>379925327
>keep dreaming
Why?
And it's already known that NMH and SMT will be on the Switch, why couldn't they be in the event? Sounds like you are not really informed about the Switch line up
>>379926220
Not a whole lot of new.
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/e3-2017-all-the-microsoft-press-conference-news/1100-6450748/
Dragon Ball looks cool
>>379926220
xbox one x
500$
no exclusives
>Sports games for faggots
>Car games for slightly smaller faggots
>Bioware isn't gonna have anything real for another year
>Battlefront 2 is gonna be cool, don't believe us, here's a hot chick to tell you about it
That's it, that was the show
>>379925861
Now, now, let's not throw such words lightly. Plenty of games they showed were good.
They used the word "exclusive" too liberally, but the games themselves were fine.
>>379926220
literally nothing
>>379926374
thanks mate
have a (you)
>>379914068
I turned it off after LOOK, WOMYNZ DRIVERS N' CARS shit.
What did I miss?Scorp- I mean, Xbox One X seems to be a nifty little console and an engineer's dream.
>That one game that was literally a giant middle finger to Yooka-Laylee
>>379921358
sigh.......
>>379926859
You missed the good part. Which is pretty much entire conference after the womyn drivers.
>>379926908
Super Lucky Fox, or whatever?That looked pretty good.
>>379926116
>yes
Confirmed 100% uninformed opinion. Please refrain from making any further posts on the topic.
>>379926859
$499
>>379921094
Shouldn't you technically check the PUBG square in the pc gaming section?
>>379928107
>>379928075
But we knew that beforehand. Dewrito Pope twitted it earlier today.
>>379925457
Post her
>>379928852
explain
how
So what games shown are actually only on XBOX and not coming to PC as well?
>At Xbox, we're searching for games that are fresh, new, and in some cases familiar.
>some cases
>>379925557
The majority of the playstation owners don't even use the internet. They are too poor and don't care.
They just carry their PS4 around in their backpack hopping from house to house until they go broke and end up selling their PS4 for drug money, then after a few months they obtain enough money to buy another PS4 and do the same cycle again.
A-A-A-APOLOGIZE
http://www.strawpoll.me/13165884/
APOLOGIZE NOW
http://www.strawpoll.me/13165884/
>>379925105
no it's still up, idk why he put that on the bingo card
>>379929902
>>379921094
>Xenoblade 2 delayed
PLEASE NO. It's probably going to happen but PLEASE NO.
>>379931160
It's just a rumor, have faith nigga