DORITO POPE STREAM COMFY THREAD https://youtu.be/39HaM-mh7LM

We budokai now?

FIRST FOR 3D DRAGONBALL SUPER

I hope this DB game will be DUB only

Is it just gonna 6 fighters or what?

has the only new IP at this so far been that thing with the dwarves shooting with block graphics

FINALLY
Something decent

why the fuck did xbox announce an arcsys game
and LMAO BDO

>fighterZ

that game looked hot

oh fuck is this Dragon's Dogma 2?

>BDO
into the trash it goes

>oh this could be cool
>MMORPG

kek, xbox just can't win

>>379905738
black desert

>coming early 2018
>to the xbox store
So shovelware

>>379905738
It's just a shitty mmo anon...

Don't get my hopes up

>EXCLUSIVE
This is starting to get pathetic

>only interesting game so far is a 2D fighter

true power

>dbz fighting game
>shitty korean mmo

wow, this just screams desperate

this 60fps shit is making me nauseous

>BDO
I've played it for 30 minutes and hated it

>korean p2w grindfest on the xbone
sign me up lol

>MMOS ON CONSOLE

AYY LMAO
Y
Y
L
M
A
O

this looks great

barely any claps lmao

>black desert
>most of the footage was in fields/forest
explain

>>379905570
Fighting game reveals only ever show part of the cast, means character reveals can be used to mantain hype.

>Black Desert
>not FF14
into the trash

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OH FUCKING HELL IT'S PIXELSHIT

>tumblr noses

DROPPED

NEXT

indy garbage

Wow so progressive...

that hipster bladerunner thing looks cool

Anons, am I on drugs?

The fuck am I watching?

>pixel shit

WE'RE GONNA NEED THE X BONE X FOR THIS ONE

>applause getting less and less

Last night gameplay PLEASE

the hell is this tumblr shit?

Not a single fucking exclusive game so far.

why the fuck would they show that anime dark souls game

Yeeaaah
Yeaah
Yeh........
woo

EDGE SOULS

oh great, another quirky indie title about being yourself

This is embarrassing.

Is it really called XBone One X?

oh shit, phil is getting political

use the twitch stream
youtube stream is a bit delayed

>dark souls with anime girls

what trash

Finally some nip shit

>>379907062
X Box One X
XBOX

ARRRRRGHH

>>379907271

and it's shit

DUDE

LOOK BEYOND BORDERS

WHERE IS CRACKDOWN???

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>HELLO I'D LIKE TO BUY THE XBOX X FOR MY SON, BILLY JIM

>UHHHH YOU MEAN XBOX ONE X SENPAI? UWU

>NO I MEAN XBOX TWO X THREE X BLUE X MY NIGGA.

>OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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vein?

SEAthes

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>Looking beyond boarders

>Something to be gained by looking beyond borders.

DROPPED

THE SHARK

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>every game has been pure trash thus far, even Metro

This commentary is kind of endearing

>Xbox One X
>Xbone X
>Xbox

shitty kiddy cell shade cartoony garbage

This is fucking embarrassing where are the
great games ?

>>379907659
FighterZ and pixel blade runner look gud

>>379907713

X BONE X

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>>379907659
Metro was fine

>>379907689
yeah, unfortunately the game looks like boring shitte.

This looks lile a freemium cell phone game

Rare is shit

Sea of Thieves looks like such shite.

The fuck happened to Rare? They basically saved the N64 from being complete garbage.

>cell shading low detail shit
>liquid cooling
>more Assassins Creed

It's like they're literally living in the past and don't want to move on.

>>379907993
No

PLEASE MICROSOFT DONT MAKE THIS GAME SHIT I CRAVE FOR A FUN PIRATE GAME

Wait, the console is how expensive?

>>379907862

yeah thank god for the power of X BONE X for a 2D fight and pixelshit

>>379907993
>boring walking sim where nothing happened and they used music from 28 days later

nah

>>379908148
yes

NEXT GAME PLEASE

>>379908201

they never said
which is a bad sign

>>379908115
looks fun, not everything has to be super serious.

>>379908201
799

I miss Monkey Island.

MOVE ON HOLY FUCK

Will they ever make a realistic pirate game

>>379908201
Haven't said yet. All we have is the rumored price.

>>379908139
>cell shading low detail shit
>muh ultra realism
SoT look great visually.

CUPHEAD WHEN

THE FOV IS SHIT

>>379908239
WABBIT SEASON

at least the trailer is decent not like the others games

>>379908213
It wasn't a compliment on the x bone x, bud

this has gone on WAY too long

>>379908507
>STD and illness simulator

>>379908602
Cancelled

>>379908382
No, it looks like crap. Blast Corps looks fun.

>>379908201
they wont say til the very end which is when they'll give a release date too

>>379907862
>FighterZ

looks like another generic 2D fighter with a cartoon from well over a decade ago

the blade runner pixelshit looked alright

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>>379908697
JUST FUCKING END THIS GARBAGE

>>379908697
>good game demo has gone on too long

Sea of Shit looks like a free PC game from 2004

This is fuckin embarrassing

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its still going

>filler bullshit cause they ran out of good stuff to show

>>379908969
When will it end

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>>379908969
>good game demo

microshill pls

>>379908969
>good

>>379908954
>3x3 2.5d fighter
>generic
Wew lad

>>379908969
welcome to /v/ where they hate games and just wanna bitch

Who in the fuck is seriously gonna play this?

>>379909161
never

>>379909080
>Ran out
>Implying they had good stuff to show to begin with

THERE IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH GRIEFING AND TROLLING IN THAT GAME

>>379908969
t. microsoft pajeet

>>379909235

anything that isn't tekken is irrelevant and outdated

>>379909361
me

cute fox

HOLY FUCK IS THAT CONKER

Conker please no

it was so fucking bad

At least they are showing trailers and not talking I guess

>>379909361
i would if i had an xbone.

>>379909472
Nigger pls

>>379909361
i am

Can't they make it look like it's not straight out of last-gen. Not even asking for realism.

EXCLUSIVE

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What if Routine came out and it was Exclusive

Huh this might be okay

>people complaining because the demo went on for more than a minute
how adhd are you faggots jesus christ

Yep.... stream is over.....

>>379909606
name one game that looked like this

AYOOOOO IT'S LUCKY

OCULUS RIFT ON XBOX CONFIRMED

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BABBY SHIT

THE TRUE SONIC KILLER HAS ARRIVED

>Mario ripoff
Still looks neat though.

bubsy?

Is that sonic?

>babby shit

>more kiddie shit

looks better than Yooka Laylee desu

can I fuck the fox?

>Mario but you're always in the cat suit

id rather play crash remaster

fox game looks based af

Those sounds hes making is annoying

AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS

>>379910091
>>379910045
>>379909886
underage are not allowed on 4chan

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this looks painfully generic...

I saw this game in Kizuna Ai's video. It was okay.

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It's weird, I actually really dig this platformer.

I can't explain why.

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>Autistic Fox Adventures

Yooka Laylee's Killer

>>379909848
Either that or they are making lucky's tale into a no-VR game and are adding way more content then the Oculus version...son confused

Stream ended after Assassin's Creed: Africa. Everything afterwards is just filler shit

>we want the yooka laylee audience

>cuphead

somebody owes me 20 bucks

and the end of the conference

HEY WE DIDN'T SAY THEY WERE GOOD GAMES HAHA

s-stop

>this will get the most porn out of anything at e3

ITS HERE

MAH BOI CUPHEAD

>>379910371
CodeVein and Sea of Thieves were good though. Cant wait to play them on PC.

Sept. 29th, lads

WE DID IT

CRACKDOWN LMAO

>launch exclusive
>launch exclusive
>launch exclusive

what did they meme by this?

YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>379908781
>YFW
no face lol

>Cuphead
>same release day as FIFA

BASED NIGGA TERRY CREWS

W-Was that beep in the live show?

POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Oh lord they brought in poor Terry Crews into this

>>379910284

I'm 33, and couldn't give less of a fuck about Conker. You fucking manchild.

CRACKDOWN YES!

>>379910872
no narrator no sale

this makes me miss everybody hate chris

that artstyle is ass

>crackdown

fun for coop

>TERRY CREWS

I FUCKING LOVE MEMES

NIGGER

oh shit is the old spice nigga

DUDE! BRO!

>>379910872

crackdown hasn't been good since the first game

>shitty nigga music
Nice way to ruin a good introduction

>>379911112
GUNS LOUD NOISES WEED DUDE BRO FUCK DRUMPF YAA

>>379911210
>windows 10

thank mr xbox

>looks like a fucking ps3 game

WOAH

WE

>(((Diverse))) Creators


what did they mean by this

twitch stream is 30 seconds ahead of all other streams

>only black guys and 1 woman

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

looks like a shitty saints row game

only good looking game sofar were forza and metro

everything after is 360 tier

fable has fallen so far

>>379911357
CD3 CONFIRMED!

>this montage
Video games are so fucking derivative now

Crackdown looks alright

>>379911394
>Update
it means that some of their devs are men who dress as girls.

xbox id nerd in 321

Correct me if I'm wrong but there hasn't been a single exclusive Xbone game so far?

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>Observer_
>More like
>Implying_

>All these shitty games

im glad we got a release date but why only a 50 second spot for cuphead :(

Shitty free to play and early access games already on PC lmao

>>379911503
Assassin's Creed: Amonkhet looked okay

>>379911806
not one

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>went in to this conference expecting garbage

not disappointed so far

>Brawl out
>we're totally not copying Smash bro!!

What was that Darklight shit?? 40 minutes of pirates and two seconds of a interesting looking game???

WHERES THE FUCKING NEW HALO

>>379911921
>small mud huts
>AC
>good

why one of the tittles was greentexted?

>>379912170
Lmao

>>379912046
Come on man matey xddd we're pirates

Hipster Dark Souls LMAO

THE DAHK
>>379912170
I think it was confirmed Halo 6 isn't gonna be here.

>>379911806
Nope it's all also on PC.

good thing they made this expensive new console so I can play all these fucking Unity games

>>379911921
>Amonkhet
If only - I'd play it with MtG setting.

>every game is available on PC
give me one good reason why anyone would want an xbox

I honestly like the "Also on PC" thing MS is pulling

Gamers deserve to see games at their best
Imagine being able to play Bloodborne in 4k 60 fps, but you can't do that because Sony are such greeds

lmao

LIFE IS STRANGE FUCK YEAHAHHAHAHAHA

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LIVE IS STRANGE 2

>>379912552
Halo is pretty cool.

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>ASWEN

>ashen
dark souls was a mistake

Wow life is shit.

OH BOY EDGY TEENAGER GAME COOL

>totally not dark souls guise
>it's about ash not fire lol

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Life is strange 2

>>379911967
I expected nothing and I still feel let down

i thought blue haired girl died?

or is that supposed to be someone else?

>prequel
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>379912642
>>379912687
>>379912787
It's a fucking prequel omfg

I swear to fucking God everyone is copying Bloodborne art style and design now

FUCK LIFE IS STRANGE IT WAS SHIT

What happened to the report card threads?

>>379912978
Prequel

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>>379905181
>le pack-a-day whispering woman "singing"

>3 episodes
what

>>379913040
BUT MUH TEENAGE LESBIAN SIMULATOR

>only 3 episodes
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>have to play as chloe
>that anarchy sign in the logo
fucking awful

these are some smart orcs

>this dialogue

tolkien is rolling over in his grave

>It's so hard being white: the game

>anarchy symbol behind the IS of life is strange
I'm surprised they didn't use a skater S for strange

use twitch stream
youtube stream is delayed

>all the orcs are fucking british

TOP OF THE KEK TO YOU LADS OII ITS 8 O BONGS GOVNER

>>379913351
>implying tolkien was a good writer

>End it with a game coming out on everything and life is queer
Microsoft is done

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>Literally the same game

G R A N U L A R

>>379913390
>implying niggers dont make their own lives hell

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AUDIO MIXING

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Best girl coming through

Life is strange was sjw trash

>he fell for the xbox meme

>lotr orcs are chavs now

fuck warhammer

shadow of mordor one big jojo reference?

that big guy seems nice
would hang out with

>>379913632
>filename
you know where to go

Bruci best girl

>>379913484

>aussie accent
>called bruce

why are these orcs talking like, not dummies

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>press B to dominate

>that voice acting

top notch shit

zzzzzzzzz

>press B to dominate
nice

CYBORG ORC?

>Australian orcs called Bruce
>This fucking dialogue
Why is this lord of the rings?

*POP*
*MUFFLED GIGGLES*

yoooo i can get chavvy orcs sign me up

>>379913484
bait
no way you're this stupid

>>379913390
>Shadow of Mordor
>Living in an all black community: the game

>>379913887
>shitposting in mordor
Never change dingoes

HUMANS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD

>hold B to energybend

>I HATE PIGSKINS

>DIVERSE
Is there a more hateful word in gayming?

>>379913559
shit bait

BRUZ BEST BOY

I feel bad for LOTR book fans these days

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING DIALOGUE LMAO

was shadow of mordor's writing this silly?

ANELE

SAD PIANO

EXCLUSIVE WORLD PREMIER

Of this guy playing piano

>>379914647
don't think so

shadow of war was a mistake

>british accent
>says "ass"

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>shadow of wololol

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Shit.
Shadow of War looks really fucking good.
I want ork bantz all day.

ORI 2 HOLY SHIT

ori 2

>>379914680
BibleThump

Live music, nice copying of Sony...

you're probably wondering why I'm playing this piano?

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FEATURING GARTEH AND YET ANOTHER 2D SIDE SCROLLER

>>379914839
Shut up redditor

>>379914894
don't you dare speak to me ever again
back to twitch and reddit with you

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Ori 2 has great graphx

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>he didn't start singing
oh thank god

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>life piano for a platforer

ALL THE FEELS

>sidescrollers

into the trash it goes

Le feels do you feel da le feelz? :3

holy shit the twitch chat is retarded

>water is wet

but seriously

how much longer is this shitshow supposed to go on for?

>>379915089
Never even been there m8
I can even post my internet history of the past 3 years as proof

>>379915203
shittaste

>>379915325
forever

>>379915296
how do you even READ IT

>>379915248

ahah post le feels face man

I bet white people are responsible for all wrong in this game

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>need win10 for all these games
>either that or get a xbone

>All these games and not a single good one

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>mfw Metro is the only game im interested in and i dont particually liked the prerendered cutscene they showed

Oh well i hope Bethesda and PC Gaming Panel will announce some games i can look forward too

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>>379915328
do it

>>379915325
30 men

>>379915328
Do it then, redditor swine.

>>379915428
I guess that's one of the problems, yes
but they were spamming SKYRIM 2 all the time during ori

>all this faggot emotional shit

Pffft

>>379915482
>metro and arcsys fighting game
>not good

>>379915452
install the botnet goy, not like win7 doesn't spy on you already

DAT NOSTALGIA SOUND

>>379915452
>Microshit trying to tempt me into downgrading to win 10 from 8.1
No thanks.

who gives a shit? i don't even know any OG xbox games except halo and JSRF

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>barely any applause

>>379915493

>liking bethesda

fagole

Xhueg games yeeeeehhhhh whooooooooo

>>379905181
OH FUCK XBOX WON

BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY WITH ORIGINAL XBOX

>>379915328
>I-I never! I swear!

>Wow, we can buy games we already own AGAIN

I never understood the nostalgia hype desu

Does that mean you can play JSRF?

I'm getting pretty damn hype for Sony's show now lads

>biggest pop is for OG XBOX games

lol

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HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK OG XBOX BC

>ITS ALL IN ONE X

>i love you phil

>>379915738
Silent hill 2 directors cut

CRIMSON SKIES THO

>>379915805
>Consoles in this generation can win by letting you play games from previous consoles

Where did it all go so wrong?

>>379915768

A new Elder Scrolls also means a new SureAI TC for it so im down for that except of course Bethesda fucks it up and makes it not moddable without paying Bethesda then Elder Scrolls is dead for me

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>IF YOU OWN THESE GAMES WE'LL UPDATE THEM FOR FREE
HOLY SHIT

A LARGE LIBRARY OF TITLES

>Xbox One X Enhanced
what a clunky title lol

SONY JUST GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT SO FUCKING HARD
HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS MAKE THEIR COMMENT ABOUT BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY LOOK SO FUCKING STUPID

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>I LOVE YOU PHIL

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>people applauding loudest for HUEG games
>people will buy an X BONE X to play HUEG

WOW freepatches
thanks

>>379915738
ninja gaiden black

>WILL B- PEE BE PROVIDING

>no halo at all
LMAO

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>>379916404
duke for xbone when

More Ori is cool, I guess

HAHAHAHAHAH 500 DOLLARS

Updates for fricking FREE?! Holy moly macaroni amazeballs thanks Microsoft!!!!!!

EA
EA
EA

>499

499 US DOLLARS

Destiny 2.

dorito pope was right all along

>>379916404

>Xbone
>Free BC
>PS4
>$20 for a "remaster"

kek

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>FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS

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>>379916702
>tfw

499 DOLARRYDOODOOS IT IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

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>$499
>For a Vape cooled Xbawx

>$499
Holy shit Microsoft must be out of their fucking minds. Do they really have that much of an ego after the Xbone failure?

499 Oh fuck, I'm already dead Xbone, plz stop, my sides are already obliterated.

this presentation was phenomenal! How could Sony even hope to beat the Xbox One X?

Geoff was right. Fuck that Destiny developer.

Only Todd can save us now

HALO 6 NO

>>379916994
could build a decent computer for that price and get every single fucking benefit a computer gives

>>379917074
gotta recoup losses

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>$500
>no games
nah I will stick with sony and pc

>NEW IP IS RISKY

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE STATE OF THE INDUSTRY. YOU PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A FUCKING SAD STATEMENT IT IS TO SAY "ORIGINALITY IS BAD!"

>half a grand for a XxbonexX
Holy fuck. People aren't gonna buy this shit, are they?

>500 bucks
>Almost every game also on PC
It's dead

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>the best thing about this shitshow is the xbox bc

>>379916983

Only difference s PS4 actually has good games.

Enjoy spending $500 to play games you could get a second hand XBox for though.

Idiot.

>499

DUDE, WE'LL JUST DO WHAT SONY DID WITH THE PS3, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?