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Is he /ourguy/?
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He absolutely wants to kill himself.
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>crazy homeless man invades microsoft conference
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AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>379903175
What the hell was that
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SHUT THE HELL UP MARGARITE!
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>"SHOT IN THE BACKINTROUBLECHIME IN FIGHT OR FLIGHT BLOODY BARREL"
>crickets
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literally a screamlord
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LOUD NOISES
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>>379903582
I would love to get paid to be an idiot at e3 for 1 minute. He probably got paid thousands of dollars to do it.
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>>379903175
You mean by "talking to himself" ?

Yep, clearly just autistic as /v/
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>>379903175
that game looked so fuckin bad
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WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON!
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YEAH

that game actually looked okay tbqh
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We want the Overwatch demographic.
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>>379903754
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He is the GOAT
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>>379903175
FUCK YES THE BASED GOD
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>>379903175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzrkmy9hEqM

SOMEBODY
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SHOUTING CAN YOU HEAR ME AAHHHH
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>>379903175
Game looked boring as fuck, but that guy was pretty ok
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Oh look its Paris in 10 years
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Who the hell is this schmuck?
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(((EXCLUSIVE)))
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so can anyone spoonfeed me on the definitions of this console exclusive/launch exclusive business? how many of them are gonna be ACTUAL exclusives, and how many are 10 games released on everything else later like Dead Rising 4
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I personally can't wait for PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEBORN
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the game literally looked like blunderborn 2
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>>379906238
Jethro Tull, no really
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>>379903175
NO
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Sea of Theives?

More like Sea of Pees
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Sea of thieves is pretty good.
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DID THAT ANIME SOULS TRAILER

HAVE A BAD FRAME RATE

IN THE GAME PLAY PARTS

OR WAS IT MY EYES?
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quick think of one word
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>>379907528
OOOOOOHHH SHIT ANON
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>>379906715
It's an E3 press conference exclusive
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>>379907554
Looks like shit.
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Why am I seeing the same fucking games every fucking year
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>mixer
>mix pot
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>beyond borders
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did i fall into another dimension in which the word "exclusive" means literally nothing?
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>>379907610
it looked pretty rough
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>>379907406
Good catch. It's really slim
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>>379907610
Just your connection and eyes. It's running better on the scorpio.
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Did they say that pirate game is exclusive? Looks pretty cool.
I used to play puzzle pirates and it was fun being part of a crew, even if the puzzles were shit
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how many E3s has this game been shown at now?
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For all the newfags who can't see through the corporate bullshit

>console launch exclusive
This means PS4 gets it later and it's most likely also launching on PC along the xbox launch
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>>379907725

as exclusive as this post is on /v/*

*as seen on /r/shit4chansays
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they have like 6 types of exclusivity in this goddamn conference
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>>379907905
On PC as well apparently
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>>379907905
Every first party game is W10/Xbone now
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>>379907610

Looked kind of bad. Is that game exclusive though? Surely not. Has anything been actually exclusive yet aside from the indie shit?
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Will Sea of Thieves have a single player mode?

I dont have friends and don't want to be an xbox gold cuck
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>>379907905
Microsoft exclusive from rare.
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worst monkey island since escape from monkey island
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Will we see Cuphead?
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So is this x console inbetween the original and scorpio or what?
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>>379907710
>2017
>still being a nationalist
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Didn't realize there was a new thread.

Although a lot of this is not actually exclusive, just 'temporary launch' exclusive, and there has been plenty of garbage indie shit nobody cares about, i have to say overall it's not really a bad conference. I mean let's give microsoft some credit here, they're doing minimal talking and just showing game trailers back to back with a bit of gameplay weaved in. It's not all good trailers and gameplay, but it's better than no named people just jerking off on stage for 20 mins.
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>>379908048
Awesome
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>where do we go on this linear pathed island
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>>379907980

Which is good, especially if it's cross play. I can see a game like this losing most of its population pretty quickly if it doesn't become some twitch meme
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It looks pretty good, but I have nobody to play with
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>>379908114
YES 1hours left
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>Having to force fps in every single game
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game actually looks fun to me but no way I'm buying an Xbone
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2/3 funny jokes so far
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>>379908180
this is scorpio.

scorpio was just PS4 pro but with better CPU.
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>Microshit won
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Honestly the best part so far
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>>379908284

Well that's where all the LFG/clan/group systems they've been putting into xbox would come in handy.
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>>379908284
It's online and Cross play with PC.
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I could be wrong, but how many Scottish pirates were there? I always assumed most were Spanish or English.
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>>379908232
are the 22 or 42 exclusives they claimed including the timed exclusivity?
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I really want to play playerunknown battleborn

needs more UI though
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>>379908464
Nintendo might win with just oddesey at the rate these conferences are going
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/v/ is always wrong as usual. Where do I pre-order?
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How much more of this 9/11 of a conference is there
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this is the best game they've shown so far
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Cool as this may look, it will NOT play like this
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THIS IS NOT HOW SHOVELS WORK

THIS IS NOT HOW SHOVELS WORK AT ALL
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>>379908464

How? Nothing has been exclusive so far aside from a couple of indie games.

Nearly everything here I can play on PC or my PS4.
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>>379908689
Over an hour
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>>379908570
Probably
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>>379908689
Over fourty games
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>>379908570
I would assume so, but can't say for sure.
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>>379908769
thought it was 90 minutes
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>>379908565
There were scots that sailed under the english flag.
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>>379908714
It doesn't look cool at all. It looks low-budget as fuck and the FOV is nauseatingly small.
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The Last Night pixelshit game looks nice.
Whatever Artful Escape is, the music and aesthetic is good.
Sea of Thieves reminds me a lot of Monkey Island.
Metro Exodus is hype.
WE WUZ ASSASSINZ N SHEEIT has great aesthetic but we all know its gonna be a shit game with hamfisted stealth like all Ass Creeds.
Forza is Forza, not much else.
BROWN BRICKS MINECRAP WITH GADGET xDDDD kill this fucking meme
Dragonball Fighter looks cool.
Code Vein is also hype for a weebshit game.
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>it's a game that relies entirely on you having friends episode

they already had pubg and state of decay 2, stop it STOP IT
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>>379908626

Oh don't worry, Sony will show off a bunch of shit like FFVII and such that you won't be playing until 2021, but will hype up the retards enough to call them the winners.
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This looks fun.
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I would buy it but i dont want to support 'windows 10' exclusives, its probably not on steam too
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This looks pretty fun.
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>>379908950
state of decay 2 is most likely singleplayer
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>>379908950
PUBG has a solo mode, I think
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Yikes the youtube stream chat is all "zzzzzz"
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>>379908748
Literally everything you can, Xbone doesn't have exclusives anymore. Literally every game is also a PC crossbuy game.
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>>379908995

I agree but is this one actually exclusive for once?
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This is not how the game will play. Guaranteed.
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>>379908929
>nu male's escape
>good aesthetic
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That's not how muzzle-loaders work.
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holy fuck this trailer is too fucking long
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>you kill players in 1 shot
>they shoot you directly and you dont die
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>get friends
>grief the fuck out of anyone doing objectives
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that went for like an hour
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>>379909226
It doesn't appear like it's trying to be realistic.
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>>379909108

They should have gone the unscripted route and made it a twitch meme game like pubg, what they showed was boring
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gonehomoinspace
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It does look fun
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>>379909196
I have no idea what its supposed to be about. I'm being subjective given what little of it I just fucking saw. How is it supposed to be bad?
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This pirate game reminds me of Star Citizen, but set in the age of pirates
Probably expecting too much
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sea of boring
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EXCLUSIVE
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Ah yes, it's that Gone Home in space game

Fuck off

Oh wait, it was like 10 seconds long
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GONE FAGGOTS
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C O N K E R
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FROM THE MAKERS OF GONE HOMO
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CONKER
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What a tease, thought that was Conker for a second.
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I wanna fuck that fox
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>>379908950
do many people have friends that play on the same platform? none of my friends from Uni are big gamers except for two casuals that play overwatch and lol occasionally.
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>we can't make character models the game
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>10 second video of nothing happening
>Tacoma: Pre-Order Now!
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reminder that bubsy will be the sonic of the next generation
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NOT CONKER
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B U B S Y
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OH SHIT
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so this time it was personell huh
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Conker is fucking dead
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DOUBLE EXCLUSIVE
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>tacoma
Why would anyone wamt anything they made to share a name with that shithole?
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I looked away for 5 second and the trailer was over.
I have no idea what that shit was.
Looked like Super Hot without the fun
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firefox dosen't count as a game
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STOP FAKING US OUT WITH CONKER HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE SECOND TIME NOW
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Is it fucking 2002
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>>379909502
>>379909521
HAHAHAHA
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>>379909502
>>379909521
>your faces
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Sea of Thieves is dead on arrival
This shit looks like a b project of Ubisoft
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Why do they enjoy teasing us with conker?
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fuck me
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I thought it was Busby and got excited.
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CONKER? CONKER?

no, just a fucking furry
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LITERAL BABY GAME
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This must be their answer to Yooka Laylee lel
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>>379909584

PC completely cannibalized my friends that played on consoles when we were younger, now it's just casual games on steam.
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BING BING WAHOO
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>>379909769
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_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___
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>he talks

eww
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>>379909584
At least ten or more of the people on my friends list I know irl.
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>>379909769
FUCK
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>>379909774
Super realistic art styles don't fit every game
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>Lucky's tale

Wait isn't that the fucking gay ass oculus trash
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its keep on coming jesus christ. No retarded talking
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>head jumping
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
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Gives me Klonoa vibes, I'd buy it if I was still 10
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First remotely interesting game they've shown so far, but I won't get it.
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dude farts lol
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>lucky's tale

what
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>>379910201
but you are
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>>379910005
I want a proper Conker game
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>>379910119
Its a lot like Monkey Island in tone and aesthetic.
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EXCLUSIVE

game that has been in development for like five fucking years
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cuphead finally
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Cuphead confirmed cancelled
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Cuphead incoming
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CUPHEAD

AGAIN
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>>379910201
the sad thing is having to install spyware 10 to play these small games (I'm sick of forza/halo)
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...
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>>379910316
Guess you'll have to make your own :^)
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>>379909978
yeah same here. used to play fighting and coop games with them in the past now all they do is open loot boxes in cs:go
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Oh hey, it's like the third or fourth E3 in a row where Cuphead has made an appearance. I wonder if it will come out this decade.
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lmao
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Regardless, it's nice to see a 3D platformer.
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>cuphead making it's deadline for 2017

see you again in 2018 cuphead
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A FUCKING LAUNCH DATE FINALLY
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EXCLUSIVE
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>Cuphead
Wtf.
Wasn't this game released a year ago?
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""""EXCLUSIVE"""""
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Why does Tails get his own game and not Amy?
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Crackazdown 3
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>Terry Crews

Based?
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OLD SPICE!!!!
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THE ONLY GAME MICROSOFT HAS FINALLY
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>>379910561
preorder today, goyim!
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Meme actor but he's still alright
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What the fuck is this shit
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>>379910664
Muh Soggy Knees
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OLD SPICE NIGGA
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>Normie memes
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guess terry had to pay off that $30k rig somehow
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inb4 he isn't in the actual game
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oh it's the actual guy
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>WE
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Sponsored by Old Spice
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BUILDNING KICK
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It's Crackdown right?
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holy shit this is almost worse than 2013
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T. Crews actually got me to smile this conference. Neat
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all black cast
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>Cel shaded
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Crackdown was a boring game.

>Muh explosions, super jumps and blue filter
It's like nothing's changed since the first game.
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This is Saint's Row 5, right?
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>Directed by Michael Bay
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>green clouds
odor is officially an enemy in crackdown
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I like Terry Crews and all but the old announcer was so good.
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Cupheads looked great and Super Lucky Tale looked nice.
>Terry Crews
I know him more Everbody Hates Chris tbqh.

>>379910664
Tails already has two or three.
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>>379911142
Fuck off

This is one of the better conferences of the last few years. It's all fucking games.
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>>379911238
Diversity is strength
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are you a beast? are you unleashed? are you ready to feast?
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>DIVERSE!
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This look so fucking boring
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Why didn't these games deserve being called "EXCLUSIVE"
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LMAO NO WHITE MALES
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>Diverse creators
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at least you can't say they didn't show games
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ARE YOU A BEAST?
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>diverse creators

what the fuck does it have to do with the actual game?
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>Battlerite

REALLY?
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That's it?
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haven't seen a reason to pick up the xbox x, might actually pick up a switch if the nintendo conference isn't garbage
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And now for 3 seconds of interesting games
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It's a whole lot of games if nothing else
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The rest of the 44 games are 10sec indie trailers
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This is 75% old PC games
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It's not just about VIDEO GAMES
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>>379911776
It's about cars
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>>379911649
ID@BOX?
IDIATBOX?
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So, cuphead is the only xbox exclusive so far?
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>DIVERSE
>CREATORS
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PLACE YOUR BETS ON THE PRICE BEING 499 OR MORE
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Well, that was fucking terrible.
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>>379911891

it's on steam at launch
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>crackdown trailer starts
>the actual only game I want to see from this conference
>internet starts acting up, miss it
Fuck my life.
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brace for halo
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>only actual exclusive games are Tails: BING BING WAHOO Adventure, Indie shit, and Crackdown 3

I'll admit the platformer looked decent, Cuphead looks amazing, and Crackdown 3 while looking dated and like Saints Row 4 looked decent.

Not enough to buy a 499 dollar or even 399 dollar system for.
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>>379911891
is it coming to PC too or nah?
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Literally zero reasons to buy an Xbox

Why did I waste my time watching this shit?
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>>379911891
"CONSOLE" Exclusive.
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>>379911891
is it console exclusive or coming out on windows10?
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>that das bait
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>30th launch exclusive in a row

this is the greatest meme of this console cycle
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>>379912060
Because it's funny
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>>379911957
>>379912026
Oh I guess it's not locked to win10 so they didn't mention it
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>>379912157
Whoever invented the term "Launch exclusive" must be laughing
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>launch exclusive
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>Souls clone
FUCKING
STOP
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>>379912060
You actively seek disappointment because it's all you have left
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No textures except sometimes yes textures is the worst indieshit artstyle
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>they cant design faces

the state of western devs
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Stuart Ashen has a game?
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>can't model faces
>MUH UNIQUE ART STYLE
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I'm getting real tired of these games with simplistic graphics. The playable characters don't even have fucking faces.
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This game looks so boring and bland
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is this Deep Down?
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>>379912321
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>life is strange 2
>life is still strange
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>Life is Tumblr 2

I could not care any less
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AW SHIT LIFE IS STRANGE YAAAAAAAAS
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>>379912113

This. It almost had me. I was thinking MIAZAKI YOU HACK FRAUD YOU SAID NO MORE
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ASHEN ONE
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>>379912363
i feel ya m8
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This is literally just a Souls clone?

It's even titled Ashen!
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>Ashen
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YOUR CHOICES DONT MATTER 2
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B A S E D
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>>379904723
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I genuinely don't see what people liked about this

It looks like the most fucking obnoxious shit for teenage girls
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LIFE IS STRANGER
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Time to fap
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>dontnod went from making somewhat interesting cyberpunk games (hurr hurr i forgot about it) to teenage lesbians in oregon: the game
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western gaming is dead
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>Life is Strange 0.5
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>square enix
Kairi took up smoking in these last 9 years?
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>>379912779

aren't we all teenage girls or am I in the wrong place
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Life is Strange would be a better TV show than a game.
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>>379912667
>>379912670
Dark Souls clone with overwatch graphics
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DEATH IS STRANGER
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what is this movie?
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>>379912779
Maybe the people who liked it were obnoxious teenage girls.
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>X-Box
>X-Enhanced
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Honestly most of these game devs should just make movies
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Oh boy, another movie.
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>>379912915
No we're all little girls, get out
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also, no max no buy
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>>379912779
It is.
My sister loved that garbage.
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I'll admit, they've announced a lot of games but they're mostly dull

>STRAYAN ORC
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DUDE 90s GIRL GRUNGE GIRLLLLL SUPER CUTE AND EMPOWERED
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Was that a walking simulator?
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Anthem gameplay when?
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Alright Todd, I'm disappointed with everything so far. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, TODD.
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>Aussie Orcs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo
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>>379912953
It's called Twin Peaks.
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>EA
>Not MS
I've never been so uninterested in the future of video games
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AUSTRALIAN ORKS CONFIRMED
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shadow of mordor looks nice
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>>379913246
They're dykes too
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LOOK AT MAH CLONE BABY
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>dexlets thinking they can beat strfags
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wait this is great
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>orcs
nice
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wHY DOES THE LIGHTING LOOK OFF IN THIS?
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>Nemesis system 2.0

REMEMBER WHEN YOU KILLED ME? NOW I HAVE EVEN MORE BUFFS
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Shadow of Mordor was pretty cool.

I hope they realize all the potential with this game.
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OY G'DAY M8, TOSS ANOTHER ELF ON THE BARBY
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what's with all these switch games i though their show was in two days
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PRESS F TO EXECUTE
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>slowmo Airrows again
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>>379913337
SAVE US TODD
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>>379913097
I feel ya
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>>379913372

please don't insult deadly premonition like that
>>
MUH LORE
ITS RUINED
>>
I'm going to mute this fucking conference and please tell me when they announce the price
what a fucking wasted day
>>
This shit destroys my LOTR autism.
>>
>>379913417
pretty sure both got the dick
>>
40k orks in lod of h rings
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Did you place your preorder already /v/?
>>
>not a game about orcs
nevermind
>>
>>379913545
Slowmo arrows were in shadow of mordor also
>>
Shadow of War is actually looking pretty good, i am quite (cautiously) optimistic about it.
>>
this game looks good at least
>>
What did they do to the orcs
>>
The only reason people liked the first game was the nemesis shit, which wasn't actually any fun just sort of neat the first few times
>>
The entire game are orcs grunting
what the fuck

Why were they thinking? how can a human person make a shit like that?
>>
>Literally named Bruce
>>
>wtf I love the bright lord now
>>
>NAME'S BRUCE

Fucking lel
>>
Bruce?
From shark tale?
>>
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gonna fry some faggot wood elves with my mate bruce
>>
Guys, what's on the menu again?
>>
Chris is fuming
>>
>>379913845
Is this your first Shadow of the mordor game?
>>
>white male protagonist
I'M LITERALLY SHAKING
>>
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>Orks being orkzy as fuck

I like it.
>>
>intelligent orc

best fucking trope
>>
>Ork
>Aussie accent
>Called bruce
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION REEEEEEEE
>>
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>You don't play as an Aussie Orc delivering the bantz across Mordor
Boring
>>
>>379913873
kek
>>
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>>379913661

>from the developer of Gone Home

nothx
>>
>Open world
>>
these fucking monologues
>>
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>>379913883
>>379913853

very good
>>
poor Tolkien

press F
>>
>>379914032
Two white male protagonists in the same body!
>>
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Tolkien must be fucking rolling in his grave.
>>
why doesn't this game take place across middle-earth? mordor is boring
>>
AY CUNT

I'M A FACKIN ORC AY

FACK OFF
>>
>>379914193
F
>>
>>379913873
perfect
>>
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TOPKEK
>>
>>379904735
It looked like moba shit
>>
>>379904735
no it didn't.
>>
THE POWER OF GORK

AND MORK
>>
>>379914223
press F to pay respect
>>
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>>379904541
>He probably got paid thousands of dollars to do it

No he probably didn't
>>
>>379914193
>>379914223
Fuck Tolkien, I love these cheeky fucking orks.
>>
>>379913994
I don't plan to buy any just like I haven't played any game made by western people for like 5 years
>>
Jesus, do all of these orcs gotta give a monologue?
>>
What happened?
The orcs in the first game looked straight out of the LOTR films
Did they decide to base the second game on The Hobbit?
>>
That Aussie orc seems like a bro to be fair
>>
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>>379913873
>>
WHY DON'T WE JUST USE THE FACKIN EAGLES, CUNT?
>>
>>379913873
lol
>>
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>
damn no time wasted
>>
>>379914193
>>379914223
>Takes a bunch of old myths and legends and homogenizes all of Western fantasy with them
>Yet when his homogenization is challenged pussies on the Internet rush to defend him
>>
>live piano performance
>>
IS IT FUCKING ORI
>>
Yeah no, just give me Bannerlord already.
>>
do you have to sit through a monologue before you kill a mook in these games?
>>
This isn't LotR, this is Warhammer. What the fuck were they thinking. I hate this. LotR was always very serious, this is fucking ironic garbage.
>>
MAN PLAYING PIANO LIVE, PREORDER NOW
>>
>>379914475
I bet that one or two orks give long monologues, and those are the ones they'll show you, but the rest are all cut and paste
>>
rayman?
>>
>>379914472
Stay in your weeb bubble then
>>
>>379914472
>bragging about limiting yourself
/v/ in a nutshell
>>
FUCKING ORI

FUCKING ORI NIGGAS

GAENGAEJNGASN

THIS I AM HYPED FOR
>>
Is Bruz our bro?
>>
>>379914454

This. I'm loving this.

Cheeky as fuck Orz out of Warhammer are my favorite. I literally get to control my own cheeky ork army. That shit is awesome. Best game I've seen so far.
>>
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>>379913873
>>
>>379914223
Tolkien was an out of touch racist, so fuck him
>>
Feels like they watched Yahtzee's review of Shadow Of Mordor and pushed all the stuff he said he liked about the game way too far, to the point where it becomes obnoxious and annoying.
>>
This piano guy looks gay
>>
ALL THE FEELZ
>>
>>379914475
They did it in the first game too, but this time it feels a lot longer. Maybe it's because they're story important?
>>
>>379914775
dying for that game
>>
>a wise cracking Aussie sidekick

Gid is truly dead
>>
>windows 10 exclusive
>itll be on steam later
>>
>>379914859
>>379914864
>I suck dicks because otherwise I couldn't tell if I liked it or not
>>
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>>
ORI 2!!
>>
I thought this game would be like the first one.
>>
YESSSSSSSSS
>>
games are art btw
>>
>>379903175
Nice jams, huh Ethan?
>>
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I BUY WESTERN GAMES BECAUSE I AM NOT LIMITING MYSELF
>>
Ori and Cuphead are the only ones that actually hurt since I dont have a PC anymore
>>
Finally a Gahool 2
>>
BING BING WAHOO
>>
GAMES ARE ART
>>
>>379914558
wow. I never thought about that. Why didnt Gandalf call the rocs earlier. It would have saved a bunch of time and lives
>>
wind in the willows the vidya game
>>
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>>379915046

>Gid
>>
Ori 2
Yes. The first game I really like this show.
>>
I fucking loved Ori
>>
>>379908052
I think Cuphead is the only real exclusive they've shown off so far
>>
>>379914810

Meh, who cares? Shadow of Mordor was boring as fuck. At least I'll care about the Orcs I'm controlling.
>>
Xbox on XBOX
>>
>>379909774
the game looks like gimmicky shit with less variation than friday the 13th
>>
>these paid shills in the audience
>>
OG XBOX GAMES
>>
ORIGINAL XBOX GAMES
>>
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>more backwards compatibility I wont use
>>
WE HUEG NOW
>>
>>379915401
Are you serious?
Who the fuck doesn't have a PC?
Are gen Z really living life 100% mobile?
>>
>Xbox One games on Xbox One
>>
FUSION FRENZY might make me get an XBONE
>>
XBOX 1 GAMES ON XBOX ONE
>>
JET SET RADIO IS FREE
>>
>>379915823
EXCLUSIVE
>>
That's actually pretty good.
>>
Oh shit. Og Xbox is back?
>>
Theres like 4 OG Xbox games worth playing
>>
>Original Xbox Game
>>
WILL THEY BRING BACK HALO 2 SERVERS?????
>>
well now the xbone has games now
>>
>Old games
>Crowd excited for the first time
>>
METAL WOLF CHAOS BAYBEEE
>>
>>379915813
Over half of 4chan's userbase is mobile now. It sickens me.
>>
Why are the orcs so clean looking and green?
>>
>>379915823
because Outrun 2, Crimson Skies and Tony Hawk ran very smoothly on 360
>>
>cowd clearly wanted halo 2
>immediately stops cheering when the says crimson skies
>>
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>>379915823
>Xbox games on X.B.O.X.
>>
>>379915813
I just have a laptop for work that cant handle games yeah
>>
>>379915124
No one cares what you do or don't play anon. Go blog post somewhere else about your superior tastes.
>>
FREE PATCHES HOLY SHIT
>>
They've been 10/10 for me for ori and I don't give a shit about anything else
>>
>>379916136
You can already play Halo 2 in the MCC
>>
>>379916454

>supporting MCC
>>
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>>379916315
>Playing western games
>Think you can lecture anyone on 4chan
>>
$4.99

Damn, that's cheap
>>
Honestly this isn't a bad conference. They showed a bit of shit but as far as a conference is concerned, it's good. Least amount of self fellating on stage with speeches and just back to back announcements.
>>
that's a lot of beans for a console that doesn't offer anything but 4k memes
>>
>>379916569
Its fixed now, playerbase is ded now though.
>>
man that original xbox one has a better logo than the xbox one two x
>>
>$499

I should just get an S since I don't own a 4k tv?
>>
>$499

Too much
>>
FOUR HUNDRED NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS
>>
>499
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>>
>>379916748
This

No bullshit either, it's just been ongoing, none of the staging shit (apart from the car)
>>
lel

All the retards speculating it would be 399.
>>
>>379916680
Nice frog.
>>
>499$
AHAHAHA
>>
Is xboneX just an upgrade like the ps4pro is?
>>
$499 US DOLLARS
>>
>499 US DOLLARS
RIP
>>
499$$ nah
>>
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>>379916310
Disgusting
>>
>New eye pee is the lifeblood of our industry
>>
>>379916865
The S supports 4k in a limited sense.
>>
>>379917052
Yes. It plays all Xbone games already.
>>
>>379917052

not at all, did you not see that 4k update for minecraft?
>>
>>379916748
The word "exclusive" has lost all meaning though
>>
Anthem
>>
>EA
>>
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>closing with Bioware
>>
>>379917052
yes, except it costs twice as much
>>
DILOOOONNN
>>
>EA walks in
Instantly ruined
>>
andromeda dlc exclusive to xbox one x
>>
>>379916865
Anything but xox, really. $499 is just too much.
>>
OPEN WORLD
>>
>>379916748
I agree with this.
>>
ah right that anthem game
>>
>Bioware

just bury them already
>>
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>Bioware
>>
>>379916748
IMO, it is a good conference.
I just don't like any of the games, but that's just me.
>>
>Launch Xbox One in 2013 for 499
>4 years later launch a console 4x better for 499
>1000 dollars to play games that a GTX 750ti can handle
JUST
>>
Play as a strong womyn

In a game that won't look like this
>>
>>379917052

Yep. It's a like PS4 Pro+. Just a bit more powerful.

I'm going to laugh my ass off if Sony announces a 299 dollar PS4 Pro that's just a little less powerful.
>>
XBOX WON X
>>
as in he was cringey as all fuck, yes
>>
Just kill Bioware
>>
>>379917105
i move around a lot senpai, I can take my laptop and switch with me and if I stay for longer than a month I take the ps4 along
>>
>Close up on a face to make sure we don't expect more terrible faces
>>
WE
>>
>first shot is of a nigger
sasuga, bioware
>>
Will Bioware ever get faces right?
>>
OBJECTIVE: THE BIGGER THEY ARE
>>
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>game is called anthem
>not rush on the sound track
>>
STRONG

FEMALE

PROTAGONIST
>>
>Coop meme AGAIN
>>
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>>379917641
>>
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>female voice
>>
>video made by CGI
>People think it's using the game engine
>>
>>379917828
it's a good face though. great face
>>
Did Bioware make this or are they just publishing?
>>
so that's where the face budget went
>>
This reminds me of Firefly kinda.
>Bioware
Probably shit
>>
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How many ms games today featured male MC?
>>
Ah, so it's a bioware game that doesn't do any of the things people liked bioware games for

Fucking hell
>>
Titanfall/Destiny Bioware game?
>>
>>379918193
if you consider blacks as people only Assassins Creed
>>
Claustrophobic as fuck
>>
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>friends
>>
>Xenoblade X meets Destiny
Now for them to fuck it up in true Bioware fashion.
>>
I would be interested in this game if it weren't Bioware.
>>
Wow this looks generic as fuck
>>
>>379918193
This one is co-op, probably has a character creator.
>>
>>379918121
Reminds me of the games where there's a central town and then a bunch of dungeons or an open world full of enemies or whatever.
>>
This looks too good to be a Bioware title.
>>
DUDE OPEN WORLD LMAO
>>
/m/ fags ww@
>>
>this bullshot garbage
lmao
>>
>>379903175
>we want the xcx audience
>>
Fucking why

What the fuck were they thinking making YET ANOTHER open world co op game
>>
WE IRON MAN NOW!
>>
This looks....GOOD
FUCK
>>
>>379917312
true

>>379916748
you're right. The conference itself is very solid. I agree with this anon though >>379917595
>>
besides being pretty this hasn't shown anything interesting yet
>>
>the world is dynamic and threats can come from any direction
>to showcase this, here's a scripted event of an enemy attacking you
>>
another multiplayer scripted garbage
good job Bioware
>>
>People like(d) Bioware games for the story, characters, writing, atmosphere
>So let's make DESTINY MEETS TITANFALL
>>
anthem will be the new tortanic
>>
This is literally destiny
>>
>>379918612
.t shill
>>
>friends

No. Quit hamfisting multiplayer into fucking everything. It ruins this shit.
>>
F E M A L E P R O T A G O N I S T
>>
>that combat
Oh good I was worried this game might actually look fun
>>
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guys I want to buy a Bioware game
>>
>That missile targeting

Yeah, no titanfall influence here
>>
These dialogues are The Division trailer tier bullshit.
>>
IT'S THE DIVISION

IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING DIVISION

WITH SUITS
>>
>Press F to clear the whole swarm
>>
can't imagine the level of aids this games eventual loot crate system will be
>>
I don't quite understand, they said this is two players and they're talking almost as if it's the cringy fake banter between two people they tend to do at these conferences, yet the main player/character was also talking to the NPC at the beginning so is this chick voice the character or the player or what.
>>
>>379918834
It's OK. Just pretend like you don't like everyone else
>>
I'm genuinely angry at how fucking awful this looks

>We need more people
>For a scripted weather sequence
>>
[Bioware employees clapping]
>>
Guys, girls play games too yaknoe
>>
>>379919147

I actually thought it was character banter until the weapon dropped and she bragged about it to the other dude, I thought paul was just an npc

fuck me
>>
>literally mass effect
>>
That looks like the worst fucking shit

I'm not even meming or being hyperbolic, that literally looked fucking terrible
>>
>>379918770
more the merrier
I want a good one, the concept is golden
>>
>>379918612
Nope.
>>
>>379919147

Neither do I. It's very confusing. Is this actual dialogue or people? If you play solo is it literally just you? Did they make made up dialogue for AIs? Do you get AIs?
>>
>>379919091
oh god you are right
>>
whoa, this storm is getting crazy
>>
>literally dragon age
>>
>>379919390
Destiny has excellent core gameplay carrying it, this just looks awful.
>>
only saw 2 or 3 games that interested me. maybe i'm just losing touch.
>>
>>379919441
It does for me.
>>
>>379919357
Yeah the "wew epic loot" shit just confirmed it's cringy scripted banter. So why the fuck was the player talking to the NPC like it was a person? What the fuck?
>>
So it's over?
Dang, what will I do till Bethesda's
>>
>>379918701
pretty much.
People STILL buy into scripted event bullshit
>>
>>379918730
after andromeda they might be better off junking their old strengths and sticking to the shooting, which was actually pretty good most of the time, and saving what writers they have for the next dragon age game.
>>
>>379918321
This honestly, seems like every game has a co-op focus. Why has gaming forsaken us non normies
>>
There were 2 games that looked good. Ori and Metro.

3/10
>>
>>379919458
>playing solo on xbox anymore
you saw the conference its all "service" aka loot boxes and multiplayer
>>
>>379919458
It was people
>did you go in there yet?
>no, maybe I'll do it later with kim
>yeah, he could use the exp
>>
>>379919593
T.destinyshill
>>
>>379910860

>>379910860

>>379910860
>>
What a fucking shitshow.
>>
>>379919593
I hope not, but we'll see.
>>
>Angry Jose
What the fuck
>>
How the fuck did Bioware suddenly manage to do decent animations a graphics?
>>
>Front man of sea of thieves is WE
>>
>>379919849
Paid online.
>>
>Forza
>Metro
>Ashes
>Sea of Thieves
>Ori

Did I miss anything? Everything else looked like shit. Still, an 8/10 conference as far as conferences are concerned. A lot better than I thought it would be.
>>
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I liked sea of thieves.

They only showed games so it's a good showing from them. Color me surprised.
>>
>>379920080
This is the actual Bioware studio, Andromeda was a support studio that got assigned to make a game for whatever reason.
>>
>>379920080

They probably took all the dice guys and send them to bioware
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