MICROSOFT E3 CONFERENCE

>>>console<<< exclusives

lmao Microsoft has fucking nothing. All these games are coming to PC.

yay zombo shit

That dwarf game looks pretty interesting I guess.

>>379901496
first

I'm actually excited for this new zombieshit game since the 1st one.

Why would they show this? That melee animation looked fucking awful

so this is state of decay?

ZOMBIESSSSSSS
BROWN
GUNS

>>379902030
Sure is

Guys, I'm worried. Nobody's made a "that fat giy is a NEET !1!1!!' joke yet, what's going on

>these 360 tier graphics and animation

>>379901862
I actually agree, that is the only one so far that's look pretty neat

>>379902030

for microsoft, it certainly is

This conference is a fucking snoozefest.

Somebody tell Microsoft the Zombie fad is over. Now is all about Battle Royale and card games.

thats a big guy

wtf

another fuckin battle royal fuck off

>>379902436

Someone told them

two BR games at the same time?

All the games look kinda interesting to literally who cares so far.

>every other game being zombie shit

When will this fad die

>>379901496

wtf is that mixer stuff?

I am hyped for Metro. Now that they went open world it is the closest thing I have for STALKER 2.

>console exclusive
>launch exclusive
>shooters

Specs really made a difference, Phil.

What is he yelling about?

Someone hijacked the stage

Big fat yawn so far on all these games, metro excepted

I think we just found the most awkward moment of E3 folks

Alright, this looks fucking terrible so far.

God I hate Hunger Games

Battleborn 2

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Holy fuck, how badly can you force an e-sports game?

Jesus

>Kangz: The Game
>Game that plays better on PC
> Zombie Game #6146
>Le dwarves in space xD
>Edgy Pixar shit

Wew

Um...wat?

Jesus how generic can a conference be

>commentary to pre-recorded footage

noooo please. not this meme

>Being able to see walls in a competitive multiplayer
fuck off dumb nigger

CRINGE

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and now fucking minecraft

What?

CRINGE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WHEN THE ESPORTS MEME HITS TOO HARD

>>379902837
This one is DEFINITELY going in the compilation and it just ended so abruptly

this guys got heart

HAHA OH WOW

MAXIMUM CRINGE ACHIEVED

that UI is disgusting

>>379902958
>able to see walls
I'm assuming you meant THROUGH

Welp, so far Forza 7 has had the best animation. Everything else has been PS2 tier

>>379902914
>Game that plays better on PC
i can't believe they showed that in a microsoft marketing show

>>379901496
aww wow mineshit

>>379902914

>Le dwarves in space
>Not minecraft clone #890

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christ

This pisses dick

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X
Box
One
X

>X.B.O.X

>XBOX

Microsoft is 4 years behind gaming trends

Which one of you shouted?

>>379903246
Companies forcing eSports is the new zombiefad. Even Nintendo knows this

Wait, it's pronounced "Mo-yang"?

oh shit it's pronounced moyang? also watch on twitch, the youtube stream seems to be a little bit behind

I JUST SAW THE SWITCH

NINTENDO SWITCH @ XBOX CONFERENCE!

>>379903457
and now LITERAL MINECRAFT

LOL

Oh god not this insufferable cunt

Wow Notch lost a lot of weight.

>Crossplay with PC/Xbone/Switch
Shitposting aside, that's nice to see

>Moyang
My sides

That haircut, lmao.

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>the best game in the launch line-up of your new console is fucking Metro

dead on arrival

>her fucking hips

Comfy stream

http://onlysouls.stream

fucking dykes get OUT

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Post YFW

>this conference.

>they really think PC players won't be playing using mods

Honestly this announcement just makes me worried for the future of mod support.

WAS THAT A SWITCH?

>SUPER DUPER

MOAR CRINGE

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>the minecraft meme isn't over yet

what?

4k minecraft
microsoft just won

THIS WOMAN IS FUCKING THIIIIIIIICK

I want to ffuck this cute boy

Wow this bitch is kind of cringeworthy.

>>379903646
It's actually "mow-hang"

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>>379903526
>>379903526
>>379903526

SMELLY

>>379903526
XBOX
ONE
X

>X.O.X

>XoX

DEAD ON ARRIVAL

Does this mean that PC players can crash console players?

>>379903846
Yeah, that's impressive. Good news for everyone who still likes this game.

>MINECRAFT SHADERS FOR ONLY $9.95

>Microsoft is marketing the Switch

>tfw no qt autismo gf

nice, so do console players have to pay for shaders too?

most annoying bitch at E3 so far, good lord that fucking inflection in her voice

SUPER DUPER EXCITED

>literally paying for mods

SONY BTFO

>>379903904
Those hips don't lie anon

MINECRAFT 4K GUYS!

Lol filters

Xbox pc and switch can play together. Thats honestly cool even if it is minecraft

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>>379903952

>DUDE NEW HARDWARE
>show off the worst looking games

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SHOW FUCKING CRACKDOWN

>super duper
They got that title from their main audience

WOW MINECRAFT GRAPHICS MOD PACK

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>still no price announced

He was blown away by mods from 2013?
LOL

kind of a cool rendering tech there.

Oh boy, here we go, Cawwadooty

>Minecraft IN 4K, I WAS BLOWN AWAY.

Its literally just fucking blocks! FUck! Who are these autists that still need higher fidelity from their games? I thought we all agreed like 5 years ago that the hunt for more pixels is what killed triple A

diverse? so far it's been racers and shooters

>4K MINECRAFT

SONY ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>379903526

C++ minecraft about fucking time it gets some light

>>379903904
Such a waste on her

SUPER DUPER BLOWN AWAY

Epic shirt!!

BROWN BRICKS

IN

FOOOOOOOUUURRRRRR KAAAAAYYYYY

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>They're actually calling it the Super Duper Graphics Pack

MINECRAFT 4K UPDATE

>all this lame shit
>MOST POWERFUL CONSOLE
>no price yet

Did Sony just win again?

>>379904807

There's been a shader pack around for years doing exactly what they just showed

To recap:
State of Decay 2
Minecraft
Battleborn 2
Metro Exodus
Assassin Creed: WE
PlayerUnknown's Already on PC
Deep Rock Galactic
Dragon Ball

This presentation sucks

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EXCLUSIVE
THE SHITTIEST AND CRINGIEST CONFERENCE

P-P-P-PLEASE PREORDER

>>379901496
>wee shit on my Xbox
Nooooooooooooooooooo

PRE ORDERING RIGHT NOW

OH BOY, DBZ

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oh look it's dragon ball

FUCK YES HERE WE GO

Phil-sama went to Japan?

OMG *cringe* are you FUCKING KIDDING ME??? this is a sad day to be a Gamer...

OH SHIEET

JAPAN
A
P
A
N

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>>379904751
>It's literally just a shader change that's being charged for
AND YOU PEOPLE SHAT ON EVOLVE

"New experience"

>>379904967
it has about the same specs as my pc which cost about 1200 so it will probably be 600-800

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>japanese DB cast

YES
E
S

ALSO ON PC AND PS4***

TEKKEN VS DBZ

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>>379903952

>show golden frieza
>but not super saiyan blue

DRAGGIN BAWLZZZZ

Take a shot every time they say the word "Exclusive."

>>379905335
Kek

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>>379903952

>DB Fighters
Did I see assists in there?

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>>379903952

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>>379903952

Hold up dbz isn't Xbox exclusive is it? I don't have a shitbox

I usually don't care about DBZ but holy shit that artstyle

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Fucking Black Desert on console

>Dragonball Fighter Z
>Not Dragonball Z Fighters

>that goku voice
jesus fucking christ is that really the japanese voice

>>379905441
Are you fucking mad? That's suicide!

>>379905369
Super saiyan blue was a fucking mistake.

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>launch exclusive

>>379905369
Preorder now!

>>379905546
PC, PS4, XBO

>>379904984
Java still renders and runs like a fucking pig, not to mention cross platform now. Finally freedom from hacky shitty notchcode. Just wait they'll ruin it with forced paid mods though.

>>379905249
>600-800

So DoA?

>cartoon games

waow

>>379905561
cgi

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>>379903952

What The Fuck is this Shit ???

>Korean cash shop game

For fuck's sake Xbox

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>379903952

Kek, fucking Black Desert.

>>379905546
Nope, Xbox/PS4/PC according to the leaked press release

>>379905739
It's not CGI

Fable 2 spiritual remake

FABLE

>>379905580
I did this and I died

The game looks good, but only cause they are hiding that it is an MMO

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>another mmo
JUST KILL THIS GENRE OFF ALREADY, PLEASE JAPAN

>mmoshit
whoa

FUCK FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT IS WAS DRAGONS DOGMA 2

COREAN SHIT

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>one of their "exclusives" is a game already out on PC

Pretty shit but I mean, this is waaaaaay better than I expected from Microsoft. Lots of actual games and gameplay, probably their best year already.

>pixelshit
>PLAY IT IN 4K ULTRA HD
why

>>379905739
ARK system works is known for their autismal-level 3D to emulate 2D frames. They're damn good at what they do. DBZ fans are in for a treat.

4K PIXELART

>>379905974
kek same here

nope it's chocolate pudding

>>379906069
>one
Multiple

what? is this some kind of point and click

MIRCOSOFT IS KILL

>>379905974
same same

>lauch exclusive
how many adjectives can we add to the word "exclusive" before it becomes meaningless?

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>The MMORPG

This one looks pretty at least

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>have to wait until 2018 e3 for the real titles

>EXCLUSIVE
>At time of launch

lol this is everything that is fucking wrong with the xbox brand. They have nothing to offer that is unique to their platform.

>>379905974
Are you stupid?
>>379906069
>one
Kek, if only it was just one.

What exactly is launch exclusive?

The art style on that game looked pretty good desu

FUCK OFF WITH ALL THESE FUCKING INDIE SHIT GAMES. FUCK.

Blade Runner?

Gotta say that indie pixel shit looked nice

That actually looks neat.

>pixelized hipstershit

>>379906069
A game already dead on PC.

haha hella random ebin

Game of the show right there

Man that last light game has amazing visuals.

This HAS to be indie

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Oh god, I don't think I can handle this anymore

>console launch exclusive

CYBERPUNK INDIESHIT GETS MY DICK ROCK HARD

Boy they really like these indie sidescrollers, don't they?

>>379906265
Timed exclusivity at best. It means it isn't actually exclusive, but they are wording it to pretend they are.

>console launch exclusive

so basically exclusive *also on PC

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THIS THREAD IS GOIN TOO SLOW

>>379906265
First on Xbox (and PC) then ported to PS4 later.
Kinda sad that like 4 or 5 of the games shown are literally just ports of PC games.

LOOK AT ALL THESE CHEAP AND/OR FAILED PC GAMES WE BOUGHT WOW

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thank you tumblr

What the fuck is this

>>379905587
the same lady who voiced goku when he was 5 in the original dragonball voices him in the new japanese dubs still even though shes 80

TUUUUMBBBLLLLRRRRRRRBBRRPPPPPPTTTTT

>>379906247
>PS4 exclusive
>**also on pc

Fuck off, sonybro

>>379905951
Black Desert is Korean shit though.

What the fuck happened to Kingdom Under Fire II?

All I give a shit about is making waifus.

>MORE pixlelized hipstershit

>Garbage indie game ad doesn't even feature gameplay
Sad!

Woah...epic!!

Then this faggot shows up.

>Hipster dev projects his delusional fantasies, the game

>launch exclusive means exclusive

>more weebshit

weeb souls

The Last Night looks fucking gorgeous

4K ANIMU SOULS GAME

What the hell does this Console Launch Exclusive shit even mean?

What the fuck is this shit? I mean honestly I didn't expect much but this is horrible.

Oh, Code Vein confirmed multiplat.
Eat it Sonyfags.

>>379906776
PS4 actually does get exclusives, though.

Xbone, not so much.

>>379906618
perfect

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>tfw had high hopes for xbox scorpio

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>edgy weebshit

kill yourselves weebs

>coming when it's damn ready

i can't wait

weeb shit

so its BIT TRIP RUNNER?

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>This section of the presentation

>>379906807
>pixelized
you fucking buzzword loving fuck

>>379906265
Console exclusive implies that the game will at launch only be playable on consoles on that system, regardless of whether or not they have plans to port it later.

>coming when it's damn ready

W
E
W

>>379906593
Let's talk about Akko instead.

Akko is cute!

>that goofy walk animation
>suddenly guitar solo
my fucking sides

>>379906212

pretty much a waifu simulator

best 10$ I've ever spent

It's over. Sony cannot compete holy shit.

my anime souls!!

>All games shown are pretty meh and on PC too

>>379906910
This, Pixel Art is usually bad but mixing it with modern tech makes it fucking gorgeous

>SEA OF OF ALREADY OF PC

I missed the conference, what did you guys think of it on a scale of 1-10?

>people actually had hopes for the Xbox One X

>>379906929
its only an exclusive at launch *also on ps4
and only an exclusive for consoles *also on PC

so its not actually an exclusive at all

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Now that the dust has settled.

What went wrong with XBOX ONE X ??

>the only one that looks even mildly like a game is the download-only Bamco weebshit

>>379907314
its still going on

Man, his guy is a dwarf.

>>379907041
Better than more survival zombie games and shooter #200 thats for damn sure

>>379907314
2

Haven't they been showing us sea of thieves for like two years?

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WHERE IS CUPHEAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHERE IS CUPHEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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>and windows 10

HOLY SHIT STILL NO XBONE EXCLUSIVES

'thafuck is that?

>Exclusive
>Windows 10

They got me. I'm still waiting for Vega.

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>OH SHIT NIGGER IS THAT DRAGONS DOG-
>its a korean MMO

>all the exclusives are &W10 or launch exclusive
>this game selection

At least we got Metro out of this

>>379903175

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>port all your exclusives to PC
>then buy a bunch of PC games as your new
"exclusives"

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>>379901496
WAIT I THOUGHT CODE VEIN WAS A PS4 GAME!

Literally no exclusives

>>379907521
>EXCLUSIVE!
>Also on windows store

This is the joke that is gonna define this conference.

>>379907638
It very clearly isn't

>>379907314
>40 videogames apparently
>Metro is the only one that looked decent, and even that was a glorified cutscene

>Exclusive but you also play that shit on PC.
Are they trying to killed their own console or something?

>>379906995
Xbox gets Timed Exclusives, like normal exclusives but only for a couple months.

And they make such good choices for Timed exclusives, like Dead Rising 4!

>>379907748
What about the loud bearded man in the yellow shirt?

>>379907558
Maybe our time will come anon.

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Remind me again how long is this conference going to be?

Hour and half? Two hours?

>No Man's Sea

Holy shit this looks so bad

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>>379903952

>>379907869
do people use the windows 10 store
I haven't even thought about even opening it in all this time

>>379907976
>not adding feminine penises
literally a waste of a drawing

where the fucking whores, rum, and cool guns

Next. NEXT, please! This looks like shit.

I'M GOING TO CUT MY DICK OFF IF I DON'T GET A CUPHEAD RELEASE DATE

haha, did you get that guis? streamer joke, hahaha

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>>379908000

>SIR WE DON'T HAVE ANY GAMES TO SHOW
WHAT
>ALL OF OUR EXCLUSIVES DON'T EXIST YET
FUCK IT SHOW ALL THE GAMES THAT AREN'T OUT YET
>BUT SIR ALMOST NONE OF THESE GAMES ARE EXCLUSIVES
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WE HAVE NOTHING

This game looks so fucking boring

>>379908045
I was kind of looking forward to it at first but the art style sucks

>>379908202
This.

>>379907976
long enough for everyone to forget they never actually gave a price

>>379908179
haha epic one ;D

>worst game gets the longest presentation

>>379908303
its comfy

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>>379903952

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At least Rare is doing more than making Kinect games...

Someone gif that cannon guy and edit the note to 'ur a faget'

Doesn't feel like the main Rare team is working on this.
Their games are usually extremely polished

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>>379908205
If you expect anything decent out of this conference,
you might as well stop watching now

>>379908362
next time you reply to me you're fucking dead kiddo

>>379908202
hehe, edgy stuff just for me, to :P

Some nice 2011 graphics right there

HOW LONG DOES THIS GO ON FOR HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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>>379908370

>implying this is somehow worse than that zombie game

How long are they going to cover this boring shit holy FUCK

I mean, I like Rare and all... bUT THIS IS GOING ON AS LONG AS THE CAR SHIT WAS EARLIER

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>>379903952

>20 minute presentation for pirate walking simulator
MICROSOFT WON E3

>>379908595
o_________O ...

>Gathering Chests: The Game

What a boring concept.

Holy FUCK, just finish already!

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Al this streaming shit is making me worried, some of these games show mechanics where streamers get gameplay advantages from viewers.This is going to be the next cancer after pay to win, Microsft is really pushing the boundaries of bullshit

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Staple of future filename threads

>Rare debuts SoT gameplay
>doesn't main Bosun Bill

Does M$ and/or Rare just not give a shit anymore?

TF2 BUT WITH BOATS

>trying to make this iphone tier pirate game look epic by adding an orchestra
Absolute cock

>Sea Sickness Simulator

This pirate game honest to god looks like a early access game.

can't wait for Sony's share of exclusive console launch exclusives desu

SHIT

nice aim shithead

>the devs literally think you just drop shit down the barrel to reload a flintlock
please make it stop

When are they showing bannerlord

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>>379903952

>>379908614
Haven't they been developing it since around then or something? lmao

>game has an otherwise pretty solid visual aesthetic going on.

>stupid tiny text over everyone's heads

Just why.

looks good

>>379909131
Half the AAA games these days are EA games.

what????

What fun exciting gameplay

The combat is so boring holy shit.

What the hell was that?

Ok, sea of thieves looks really good

Grant Kirkhope didn't make this soundtrack right?
They'll show Banjo soon

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>>379903952

Wait, what just happened.

>Tacoma
Is that garbage still not out?

Jesus thank God that's over

Hey /v/ its the pirate game you always wanted!

>tacoma
>no tacos

What is a launch exclusive?

Timed exclusive?

Because they are saying both launch exclusive AND console exclusive

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Assassin creed 4 is the BEST pirates game

Debate me

>more textureless indieshit
This conference is literally killing me

not conker

XXXCLUSIVE

i have been hearing about sea of thieves for 3 years. Can devs please start announcing games the year they come out??

Titus?

Nice, an Oculus Rift port

EXCLUSIVE

>OH SHIT CONKER
>...oh

HOLY SHIT CONKER????

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BUY OUR CONSOLE

Release dates of games:
-2018
-2018
-2018
-2018
-2018

Music reminds me a lot of Mario Galaxy.

OH FUCK YOU I THOUGHT THAT WAS CONKER

>>379909730
Blackwake exists, so that can't be true.

>we want the undertale audience

>all them indies timed exclusives

>furshit
WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES

THEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE

use the twitch stream you fucks, you guys are lagging behind so much it's not even funny

CONKER

>>379909728
It will only be available for Xbone and PC for a short time and then it will be available to other consoles

Oh my

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT WE WANT CONKER

>VR gimmick platformer
>Without VR

err

Guess they had to get someone to make the collectathons now that rare is on that pirate shit

welp I'm sure there's already furfag porn of this

CONKERFAGS YOU GOT YOUR GAME ARE YOU HAPPY?

FUCK YOU I WAS EXPECTING CONKER GOD DAMMIT

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>all these games stuck in the Windows 10 store

I will never use that fucking garbage

THIS BETTER NOT BE THE GAME GRANT KIRKHOPE WAS TEASING

Making the MC look like Not!Conker was FULLY INTENTIONAL

>super lucky
I doubt it.

Fox is going to be getting fucked in the ass before the day is over.

Super mario galaxy?

cuphead