BoneX conference comfy thread

Whatever that polygons game was looked neat

WE

guys im feeling pretty exclusive right now

>exclusive meme
gotta knock it off

what in the fuck is this?

EXCLUSIVE also on PC

When are the good games coming

That looked cute, I love co-op dward spelunking

Is this the Lego Rockraiders game I've always wanted?

EXCLUSIVE

if you're going to post a single greentext and a reaction image post that fucking shit in the sticky

State of Decay wasnt even that bad

Boy does that game look like shit

>Days Gone

I was interested until MORE fucking zombies

Showed up 13 min late to conference. Did they show console other than just the name?

EXCLUSIVE footage

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What is this miner game it looks cool as fuck

>hey guys look at all our grafix
>PUBG
>whatever that was

alright

Shit Creed looked fucking awful.

So far the only good thing was Metro, but that'll be on PC too.

whoah...finally...a game that pushes the xbox one xtra large x to its limits

jannies do your fucking jobs

spess dwarves seemed interesting, shit artstyle though

>>379901212
never

OH MAN MORE ZOMBIE GAMES

>Xbox One & Windows 10 exclusive
>exclusive

lol)

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>Zombies

zombies
dropped

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Maybe if we show off a new Porsche on stage, they'll like us.

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Just a reminder that there will be no exclusives, all xbox games will be available on windows 10 as well

The EXCLUSIVE of Us

That was just Tremulous

>>379901354
shame it didnt get any applause

>40 minutes in
>only two exclusives shown and they are on PC anyways

What went wrong? This was supposed to be the year.

What the fuck is the animation on that fucking game?

State of decay!!!!!!!!

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>>379901341
say hello to XboneX

SOMBIS

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Not feeling this. Bring on ps5 xbone xx generation this one's been shit.

>We need a TLOU on Xbox as well

What the fuck is this, these animations are terrible

>Zombies
Into the trash it goes.

>that muzzle flash
>that face

You know what society needs? More zombie games.

Looks like a budget left 4 dead

>>379901454
looks like pc wins again

nice game xbots

>>379901489
I missed the name did you catch it?

Anon who bought the domains, whatcha gonna do Wit dem?

>No lip sync

>THANKS I OWE YOU
>lips don't move

>>379901519
Launch exclusives, they will be on PS4

Wait is this another WarZ clone

Could this be more generic shit?

State of decay was a fun game, hope they've added coop

Oh boy more Post-Society zombie apocalypse games that don't even explore the concept of Post-Soceity.
>DURR HURR SHOOT LOTSA ZOMBIES
I'm sick of zombie shit already.

metal gear survive killer right here

>>379901683
Deep Rock Galactic

>those animations
did bioware develop this?

STATE OF DECAY 2

LEFT 4 DEAD

I was worried the conference was going to be only scorpio shit, but instead they're showing all these PC games, good stuff.

so pretty much everything will be on PC anyway

>only game that looks good so far is dwarf mining with monsters game
Not upset actually, but I do hope we get that on PC

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>zombie game
>zombie game
>zombie game

For fuck sake, who's the guy that said "you know what I want to make? a zombie game!" ?

I fucking hate zombie trash so much
Even Sony isn't stopping it, they got Days Gone.

Zombies should be illegal to put in a game for 10 years starting now. Give us a break.

>>379901683
Minecraft

Very EXCLUSIVE thread you have here

>Zombie shit
>Early access meme game
>ANOTHER ass creed

It's official lads, the videogame industry is creatively bankrupt

>kangz
>zombeez

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>Base building
>Zombie survival
Please god let this meme end. Its going on for years now.

>>379901801
Right? There's so much that can be done with it but all we get is rehashes.

>blatant lying about exclusives

>>379900929
This is embarrassing.

>>379901550
this

I really really really don't care about MORE fucking zombie shit

>lips dont move when you talk
>syringe doesnt even touch the skin
>that lag when drifting

reminder this thread is EXCLUSIVELY comfy

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Why does every game feel the same!?!?

>out of ammo
>let me just stand there and try to keep shooting

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>shooters and racers

This game looks janbkey as shit

The buzzwords are inside of the video games now

I just don't get who wants zombies at this stage

They need to hire a fucking animator

I hope you can still open a door whilst you're driving

>those solar flares

It's like I really am in the early 2000's again.

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Is it too early to call lads?

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ABDULAH KANGZ
ADEBISI AKENG
MAWBE BOMG
ADUSA ABDUNI

>vaccine
dopped

>>379902163
well yeah, this is xbox we're walking about here

>>379902129

they are all FPS with the same colour palette

did state of decay need a sequel

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>That gore

>this zombie is fat so he resists bullets

what

who likes zombie games in current year?

IT'S LIKE REAL LIFE BRO

fuck you mod nigger for that warning, eat shit

>>379902108
*also including uncomfy

>Console launch exlusive

Holy shit that's impressively not exclusive

BAZINGA!

>tiny asian girl kills the giant zombie and the guy dies

PROGRESSIVE

>>379902265
Phil said the line up was diverse though.

Holy shit look at that empowered woman!

>Cannon Fodder Undead and "Special Undead"
Fucking L4D ruined everything

>>379901734
that's why I said two (Forza and State of Decay)

This is like somebody attempted to make Generic Zombie Game.

>>379902306
unironically yes

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if i don't own a porsche can i still play my games on a volvo or are these games exclusive to porsche

>State of Decay

More like the STATE of that fucking game. Animations made Fallout 4's look good.

>>379902229
Unless Nintendo brings something along the lines of Zelda last year (which they won't because no gaems), it's Sony's to lose.

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>EXCLUSIVE
I don't think they know what the word means.

>>379902108
*also on pc
*featuring interactivity on mixer

What the FUCK is happening

>>379902463
It's a sequel to State of decay reta

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HERE COMES THE CRINGE

well i can't fault this conference so far, at least they stayed focus on games

>this """"""""exclusivity"""""""""

>suddenly announcer

Looks fucking identical to the first one.

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>it's a forced esport episode

Is this battleborn?

wtf m8

what the FUCK IS THIS GUY DOING STOP FUCKING TALKING

what the fuck

DUDE ESPORTS LMAO
Jesus Christ

Not again

That bitch must have been a terrorist before the zombie break out

>more hunger games

Jesus Christ what the fuck is happening

oh no

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Oh good just when I though we wouldn't have any cringe this year

oh god

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>Another BR game
STOP

>The screaming caster.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHKhdkajhsjkfhakjfhakjshfkja

haha oh my fucking god

they must think we're complete retards

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh no

Battleborne 2 Xbox Won!

>ESPORTS

AHAHAHAHAHA

So it's battle royale overwatch style?

W H A T

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what is this

holy shit

hunger games ruined videogames

*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*

All this conference has done is make me wonder

WHAT THE FUCK IS MIXER?!

Im trying to be comfy but esports man is stopping me from achieving it

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>scripted e-eport shit

>woman wins
CHILL

What is this running animation

Oh, I half expected the Showndown Effect 2

oh fuck, here we go with the obligatory minecraft shilling

It's been a bit bland so far to be honest.

Was that the saints row 6 or whatever game?

tf2 still the best

well, at least it wasn't as long as that time ubisoft had a 30 minute esports segment for that racing game

what is this awful shit?

OH

MINE CRAP!

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>e-sports shit

Microsoft were doing so good, too.

WE

>Advertising your game with the appeal of a fat person screaming at you

hOLYSHIT WTF

sweet goodness gracious

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>A
>FUCKING
>MOBA

STOP YELLING

>using Justice music with minecraft
thats it
microshit gets a 0

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HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?

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>This announcer

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>>379902229
Nintendo already won.

What does Sony have?
God of Cinematics: TLOU edition?
TLOU 2: More TLOU lol?
Kingdom Hearts 3?
Days Gone MORE ZOMBIE GARBAGE?

The only POSSIBLY good thing Sony could have is Bloodborne 2 or another from game.
That's pretty much it.

Nintendo already beats that with what they'll show even if they have no metroid.

>Minecraft Community Marketplace
Awful.

God is this what watching esports is like?

>>379903121
minegwaft

This isn't the worst so far

MINECRAP

>The Darwin Project
wat

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WHYYY

looks like rune

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>Xbox One S Pro
>Metro Re-Redux
>Forza 7
>Meme Zombie Decay 2
>First 2018 Porshe real car xD

Sony already won. This was fucking easy

>>379900929
I can't watch anymore of that after Beardo started yelling.

WOW ITS OVERWATCH BATTLEBORN AND BATTLEGROUNDS COMBINED

>esport cancer
>zombie shit
>assasins creed

i hate the /v/ hivemind but what is this shit

Cringe: the conference

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yay, more cancer

I SAW A SWITCH

full on JUST right now

autism simulator

He literally just came on stage to shout then left what the fuck

holy shit maximum cringe

>MUH RACING
>MUH MULTIPLATS
>MUH Metro out of nowhere which is kinda cool but will also be available on every other system
>MUH EARLY ACCESS GAMES
>MUH STATE OF DECAY WITH FRAME DROPS
>MUH MINECRAFT
>/v/ is going to pretend this shitfest won E3 AGAIN

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MOINE
KAMPF

>>379903121
was comfy. until you came around

oh fuck its this thing again

>open world
>crafting
>zombies
>prince of persia
>battle royale meme
>minecraft 2
>poorly scripted shit
>a fucking car
Why can't they do anything right?

>this...woman?

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Post YFW

>this conference

>MOYANG
what the fuck

oh I get it she has autism haha

THREAD IS MOVING TOO FAST STOP
USE THE STICKY FOR YOUR SPAM

i want to cum on lydia's head

10000000% cringe

BASED THICCFU

>>379903347
State of decay was actually a great zombieshit game. If 2 has coop in down.

>>379903490
Actually it's not been too bad so far

Whatever happened to the AR Minecraft demo a few years ago?

>crossplay
I accept

>>379903490

it's nearing ubisoft levels tbqh lads

>SWITCH
>IN THE MICROJEW CONFERENCE

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

>>379903192
who is this semen demon?

>>379902971
It's a steaming app

>minecraft
when will this meme die

THICC

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>MOBAs
>Battle Royale type games

Notch why did you let this happen

Is anyone counting the games ? they said 42 and 22 exclusives

T H I C C
H I P S

That fucking hairstyle fucking hell

Do you think Notch analed her?

EXCLUSIVE ON MOBILE, PC AND CONSOLES

>MOYANG

T H I C C

How much dedicated wam does it need ?

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>>379903490

>minecraft
MICROSOFT HAS WON

>justice

the only good part of the conference so far

AUTISM

so when does carmack show up

SUPER DUPER

the semen demon is back

>Shit graphics in 4k!

An A Wyatt Mann cartoon is now talking about minecraft on stage.

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAACE

Thunder thighs

>Minecraft at 4K

MIND BLOWN HOLY SHIT

>>379903631

um, look at these $99 controllers instead anon

>new look for mc
oh no

She looks like she has downs

oh shit i forgot this girl existed. brb fapping now

>>379903437
>>MUH Metro out of nowhere which is kinda cool but will also be available on every other system
Wasn't Metro said only to be on PC and Xbox?

I want to fuck that tomboy

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>>379903490
>EXCLUSIVE
>also windows 10 pc

So every Xbox1 game is available on PC? Then why would I buy this system?

HOLY SHIT MINECRAFT IN 4K NINTENDO IS FINISHED PACK IT UP SONY

Is this what foreigners feel like when white people are shouting at them slowly in hopes they understand?

>>379903545
It's closer than "mo-jang"

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>>379903490
Pretty good so far

Bernie can still win guys!

ey it's that mincraft grill

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REH!!!!

4K CUBES HAHAHA

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>>379903490
That e-sports shit they just shown was cringey as fuck

>dat adams apple

MINECRAFT

WITH THE SHADERS THAT WE HAD FUCKING YEARS AGO

>AKA ALL THE STUFF THAT'S IN THE PC VERSION

>>379902229
It's between Mario Odyssey and whatever Sony has.
I feel Sony will get it.

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How does it feel to know that fucking MINECRAFT is this generations DOOM?

Think about it. its true

>you know what the best part of minecraft is?

>the graphics

fuck you microsoft

>super duper graphics pack
Can't make this up

>>379903628
Name 1 good thing other than Metro

>Minecraft has crossplay on "everything" (Vita and WiiU are un fucking likely)
Actually pretty cool

brownbricks in moincrap

Has she changed her hair? I want my face in between her thighs

>>379901339
Fuck you. State of decay is good.

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>4k Minecraft

Why the fuck

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>super duper

Who the hell they think they're talking too?

God, please cease this unending flow of shit.

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say what you will but she is cute

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>MINECRAFT
>IN
>4
>K

>>379904282
It may be, but zombies are fucking dull

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>super duper

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>>379903628

>Actually it's not been too bad so far

Fuck, even thiccfu is slowly transitioning into a man
I want off this ride lads, everything is going to shit

>>379903490
Honestly? It's not too bad.

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>>379903490

SUPER DUPER

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I'll make a video once this conference ends
This shit is fucking 2013 all over again

>Super super excited
>MONSTER

SUPER DUPER AUTISM

SUPER
DUPER
THICC

"I'm totally not reading a script!!"
How fucking hard is it to speak naturally.

>>379903631

Never mind about that anon, buy this new console instead

>>379904206
Doom wasn't anywhere near as popular.

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>>379903490
From games standpoint pic related

but we wuz kangz killed me

>>379904158
Sony is teasing Japanese game announcements, there's some hope for them this year

>>379904295
Minecraft players.

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it's
yeah ok

This is shit

dude ive been able to do that on pc to minecraft since 2011

>super duper

>>379904314
She has the face of a forty year old German man

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>>379903490
It's reaching levels of parody I didn't think possible.

PAID MODS

reminder to preorder anon

This is absolute garbage

SUPER

DUPER

EXCITED

I guess crossplatform for all devices makes sense for a kids game at least.
Now kids can play together with whatever devices they happen to have.

>>379904295

Underage autists, who do you think

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>>379903490

MINEYCRAFTA IN 4K

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>console launch exclusive
>launch

Thanks for beta testing

>This conference has only been going on for 48 minutes
>It likely will go on for another hour
Pls kill me.

>Mo-yang

Why is there a J?

these guys really rehearsed their parts
they sound pretty solid, desu

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>>379903672
Hibike! Euphonium Natsuki

>clapping for pre-orders

gas E3

>Japan
>Xbox

Wot

>Japanese game
>Microsoft
what?

JAPANESE GAMES?

DESU NE?

He said JAPAN

jap
k

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>>379904393
i'm super duper
with a big tuper

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>>379903490

D B Z
B
Z

a little crazy

We fightan games now

>>379904834

he wasn't going to continue unil they clapped

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>>379904523
>Massive crossplay and no longer shit graphics
More than Notch ever did past Alpha honestly.

Im wondering how obscure they're gonna go with Minecraft versions they'll be adding crossplay to.

>racing
>cinematic no gameplay fps
>esports
>zombies
>minecraft
Hell of a start xbonex

only thing slightly interesting so far was new metro

which will be on PC

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>>379903490

>>379904790
thank you my nigga

im now even less likely to buy this fucking shitbox HOLY FUCK AHH!!!!

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>>379904706

i got excited for a moment and thought they were finally going to break out of developer graphics

its just the water and sky filter you've been able to use since 2011-2012

>Generic shitty fighting game starring characters from a kids cartoon

Ok

HERE WE FUCKING GO

DBZ WTF

This game is worse than Tekken 7 desu

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JAPANESE GAMES

>arcsys dbz
Oh shit I'm surprised they're actually showing this I'm pretty fucking hyped

>not exclusive

Don't care

>>379901778
I'm interested because it fixes the two things wrong with SoD. The lack of co-op and the shitty "game runs while you're offline" bullshit.

>Japan
Here we go!

>DRAGONSHIT

L M A O

>>379904314
She needs to change that shit hairstyle, but yes she is cute

Xenoverse 3?

This shit look beautiful

oh ok nevermind not really japanese

woooooooooooow that looks fucking goof

THANKS DOC

>DBZ fighting game
pls god be good

>Street Fighter BTFO

>fighterz
come on

>Anything buy a shooter or generic stealth action game
>IT'S A LITTLE CRAAAZY

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>Available for pre-order today!
>crickets

>>379900929
ARKSYS DRAGONBALL Z?

XBONX WON E3!!!

The graphics look unique. I kind like it :/

>>379905206
Its a japanese franchise being made by a japanese company explain how it's not japanese

What's with this new "panning shot through an environment" meme?

>>379904992
Should I play 2033 and Last Night?

Is it FighterZ or Fighter Z?

>yet another DBZ game

YAWN

>>379904992
proably ps4 too

Yeah no way DBZ is exclusive

black desert on xbox? why

game looks pretty

>>379905110
they actually did it! the absolute madmen!

Please let us have the english goku voice, nip goku is like a little girl

>Goku's Japanese granny voice
lmao

FUCK YEAH DRAGON BALL LOOKS SO GOOD

Comfy stream,

http://onlysouls.stream

everything says launch exclusive why?

early 2018!

just like tekken 7 guys!

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>weebshit

>budokai 4 finally gets made
>NO PC RELEASE
FUCKING KILL ME

EAUGHHHHHHHH

>>379905286
Being developed by arcsys it's guaranteed to be at least decent

I mean, I guess they aren't technically saying the game in question is exclusive for their console. So they can play that EXCLUSIVE sample as much as they want.

>2D fighter
Mite be cool

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>launch exclusive

>>379905368
white people with slanted eyes != japanese

>>379904992
Metro wasn't interesting at all.

CURSE YE HA ME HA

BLACK DESERT LMAO

Get this trash out of here.

Not a SINGLE exclusive so far.

black desert?

>>379905438
She thick tho

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>pop-in in the trailer