Xbox 1 X

It's tiny. I love it.

fuckin XBONX

Looks like a fucking tumor.

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specs

>>379891542
They should fire the marketing department

Why does it even exist?
Where are the games? And I don't mean the vaporware.

PS2

price

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XxXboxOneXxX

How can it be the Xbox one X if xbox has 2 x?

>>379891810

XBONX!

65mm chip with 22 nanobuster memorydrive liquid cool vapor chamber

>>379892457
It's just the box.

>>379892457
But now there's 3.

Xbox One X the third

>>379891542
>smallest xbox ever
so is it gonna be smaller than the slim 360s?

>>379891542
Will overheat and throttle like a motherfucker I guarantee it.

>>379891542
It doesn't look different enough from the S and it doesn't have a different enough name for consumers to know what the fuck it is.
People will seriously just assume xbone, xbone s and xbone x is just like 360, 360 s and 360 e.

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>>379891542
it looks like a ps2.

NO GAMES

X Box One X
X B O X

woah...

>Smallest Xbox
Yes let's cram these "High Powered" components into a tiny box. I can see the red rings already

FUCKING TRUCK DRIVING IN FORZA
OMG YEAH BOYS

>>379891774
And it's gonna sink like the Wii U

>clc

wew

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>>379892742
>buzzword the show

>>379891542
Xbox X?
More like XBOX KEKS!

PRE-ORDERING GIVES YOU A CAR

>>379891542
XXX
If it's small it's gonna be 399
Expect external power plug.

>Console that has more cars than games

I got excited when he said full backwards compatibility.
But then he just said X1 games. He didn't say full 360 original xbox backwards compatible.
Whyyyy!!!!!

Xx_BoxOne_xX

>>379891542
Now if they could just create a fucking good controller for it that worked properly,

>>379891542
Don't know what i think about the xbox x.

Car looks pretty cool though.

>>379893510
Yeah, same mistake at naming it.

Wew its fucking nothing

>>379893338
Holy shit

None of these autards give a shit about your new car Porsche

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


I THOUGHT I NEVER HAD TO UPGRADE MY CONSOLES

GIRL RACE DRIVER xDDDD

>>379891542
Im a sonyyger have owned ps 1 2 3 4 psp vita...had a 360 but thought og xobox was garbage with awful contollers


Xbox x looks pretty fucking cool and im glad ms is still competing...but they have so much catching up to do. They dont have the studios that sony does and need to find a way to.catch up with ps vr.

>Xbox 1 X
>has 2 Xs

Is Xbox retarded?

Are you ready for Xbox One X 360?

>>379892457
Fuck, that was such a dumb joke but it got me.

>>379891542
>Xbox 1 X
>X Box One X
>X B O X

I like the name, when condensed, XBOX.

>>379891992
>steals sonys model
>uses same graphics card
>stupid, confusing name

This will fail. So gosh darn hard.

It looks good.

So wait it can't run xbox360 games then?
Only XboxOne?

>>379892426
KEK

>>379895498
>gosh darn

Haha what the frick anon?

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>>379895496
Actually, it'd be XoX.

>>379891542
So is this just a more powerfull xbone?
Like the New 3ds of xbones?

It's the XXXBONE.

>hurr its gonna overheat being so small

Its fucking liquid cooled retards. It doesnt need good airflow. Holy shit.

>could have been Xbox Three X
>or literally anything else for that matter
Bravo Microsoft

>>379896528
> It's liquid cooled!!!

No, it is not. It has a vapour chamber, which is basically just a flat heatpipe, not some fancy liquid cooling system.

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>tfw I don't find the name that amusing
>people are repeating it everywhere like it's the funniest thing
Fuck, what's so funny about it?

Xxxboneone

>>379897865
It's the most terrible console name in history. I didn't think the Xbone could be topped, but they did it.

>>379897865
I think they're just lampooning how dumb it sounds.

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>>379898692

>>379898695
>Wii
>Wii u

X
Box
One
X

Xbox going across and down. Xbox squared. The Xbox 2.

>Xbox One X
>not a new console
>just the same shit like PS4 PRO
>backwards compatible with.......Xbox one games
>Forza, GoW, Halo

WHOA


Yawn.

Is this name going to cause a wii u situation where people dont know if its a new system or just another version of the same thing.
They are hyping things up like its a new system but it looks like its not going to have any games that I cant just play on a regular xbone

>>379899343
The Wii and Wii U were terrible names, but Xbone? It doesn't even abbreviate properly, the term everyone uses for it is a joke.

The Xbone S, I could understand. But X? That's literally the worst possible letter they could have picked. Xbone Z would have been less confusing.

>>379891810
Xbox XBOX

>>379900237
Yeah, it's anout as stupid as Wii to Wii U. The only systems that don't have dumb names are PlayStation consoles.

Great hardware

Shitty games

x_XBOX_x is the PS3 of this generation.

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>yfw XBONX gets released and people confusingly buy the Xbox One thinking it's the One X

It's like the Wii U all over again.

>>379900691
Wii U, while terrible as a name, at least rolls off the tongue. Xbox One X? Come the fuck on.

*cringes* the Console

>>379891542
It's boring.

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With that name, it'll have the same problem as Wii U- casuals will not know its a new console. They're done.

I liked the name scorpio better. Why not push it as next gen instead of a upgrade to current gen?

Is xbox d getting eclusive games not available on the one or is it the same as ps4 pro even with the massive boost in power?

Xbox one s and xbox one x sound almost exactly the same when said in conversation

I love how they're trying to fool everyone into thinking there are more actual exclusives with the wording "Launch Exclusive"

>>379901046
Xbox Onyx

>>379898735
>>379898695
>>379898695
But it's not that bad for a console. The best joke is xX_boxOne_Xx but the name itself isn't that bad.
Is everyone 2 around here or something

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Microshills going full damage control ITT

>>379891542
dynamic puddle box x

>>379895498
>So gosh darn hard
Well golly gee anon, how'da figure dat?

You're a fucking idiot.

>>379901923
>the name itself isn't that bad
>this is what nin_toddlers said when the wiiu was announced

hehehehHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

Is the voice that says """Exclusive""" the halo voice?

XBOX ONE (USB)

New Xbox One S X lite

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>>379893338

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>>379903595
Why do I come here

>>379891542
I will get one eventually after I get a 4K tv.

Looks awful. How will Microsoft ever recover?

>>379891542
Let's fucking call it the XBONX

>>379891542
No games worth the 500 dollars, it's actually kinda sad. The thing is a beast.

why do they even make consoles anymore

it's a waste of time

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>>379891810

>>379900817
>people confusingly buy the Xbox One thinking it's the One X
Would that actually make a difference? XOX is not much better, if you don't have a 4k TV, you won't even notice that you play the wrong console.

>>379893498
Worked with alienwares alphas.
The size of those thing blow me away

Looks like all it's games will be garbage.

I've stopped watching. Aussie Orcs did me in.

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>mfw Xbonx has no games

X1 literally haz no gaems.

how did MS fail so bad? do they not want to pay companies like FROM to make exclusive games for them?

>>379891542
Updated hardware or brand new console?

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>it's 2020
>XBOX ONE X TWO XX

they call it an exclusive cause the xbox version is exclusive to the xbox

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>Xbox One X S

>>379894309
Because Microsoft wants you to know as a consumer that your Xbox 360 is FUCKING OBSOLETE!

how many models of xbox 1 have there been now?