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Dorito Pope Stream Comfy Thread
https://youtu.be/39HaM-mh7LM
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>Thy could call it Xbox 2 H2o
what were they thinking?
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Keeping "one" in the title will be this things death knell
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XBONEX
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XBOX ONEX
XENO XBOX
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>>379891371
X bone X
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>XBOX One X
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B
R
E
A
K

I
T

D
O
W
N

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW-5AHxYTA
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>not just leaving it as Skoprio

gay
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xXBONEXx
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>XBOXONE XD
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Xbox one X is kind of mouth full.
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BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE RDR
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>enernised
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X BOX BONE ONE X
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Numbers! Words!
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this shit is gonna overheat and be the new red ring of death console. cap this post.
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Dead on arrival
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XBONE KEKS
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Comfy stream

http://onlysouls.stream
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xXxBONExXx
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VAPE LIFE
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MUH POWER MANAGEMENT SYSTEM
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>>379892242
WHOO
YEAH
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Xbox One Double X when?
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>>379892327
You spoke too soon
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>>379892327
>cooling
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>>379892370

t.sonybro
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>liquid cooled
This is a disaster waiting to happen
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XBONEX ONE EX THE ONLY CONSOLE FOR THE TRUE XXXLEGOLASKILLER420XXX
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XXXXXXXXX BOX420 XXXXXXXXX
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Just got home from work, have I missed anything important or just TECHNOLOGY?
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XBONEX
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XbX sounds like it'll have heat issues.
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>smallest xbox ever

OH FUUUUUUUG
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PC CONFIRMED DEAD
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>Consoles are going liquid cooled

I haven't been this cucked since the 996.
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this guy making me want to sleep
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>Liquid cooling for the masses
What could go wrong?
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>>379892656
this.
>liquid cooling on a machine that's not meant to be user serviced
a mistake
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>mods deleting the comfy thread

Seriously they should fuck off.
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>>379892751
ITS XXXTECHNOLOGYXXX
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>liquid cooled

oh boy can't wait for the crowbcat video of all the malfunctions
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>>379892751
Just started. Nothing missed other than an awful name.
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>e sports

welp, looks like the conference is over
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>>379892928
>xbox one (and windows)

console keks
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>racing game

gee, way to come out swinging
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>>379892882

It's not the kind of liquid cooling you think it is.
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>XBONE AND WIN 10 EXLUSIVE

RIP XBONEXONEXOXOXOXO
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>Xbox & Windows 10 exclusive
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SO

THIS IS THE POWER OF XKEK ONE X
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LET'S SEE WHAT IT CAN DO
>Another fucking racing game
Thanks Microsoft-kun
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>first game for 'super powered console'
>racing garbage
Wew.
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>>379893008
THIS
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"And all of this, for only $599!'
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>>379893112
Seriously though....
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>Support for non 4K TV's unlike the PS4 Pro which was effectively a ploy to sell Sony brand 4K TVs
>Fucking liquid cooling
Actually impressed.
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was it the stream or did the demo stutter?
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>It's a showing off graphics with a racing game episode
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muffled modern mushtalk pop intensifies

BADASS
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>exclusive
>Windows 10
>another fucking forza
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> AND WINDOWS 10 EEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXCLUSIVE
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>its all girl drivers
bitch there are like 10 female drivers stop this.
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>>379893158
I just wanted to make an /o/ joke about liquid cooling.
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>keep using F1 engine sounds for the Porsche Wet Fartmobile because they know the 12 year olds that buy Forza have never watched WEC
MS pls
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Guess it's time to go full PC if consoles are just going to do this upgraded bullshit every couple of years.
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>>379893385
'Console not included
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That Porsha look so real...woah...
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>show off graphics power
>with prerendered cutscene

truly ebin
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>FORZA
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>>379893408

You don't need a 4K TV for the Pro.
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hAHahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

MICROSHIT
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badass
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FUCK YEAH CARS
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>>379893570
>/o/ joke

yeah, don't. Nobody likes you autists. You make cars dull.
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VIDEO GAMES
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9/11 .... #Triggered
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>forced applause
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NO ONE CARES ABOUT RACING BULLSHIT GET TO THE GOOD GAYMES

WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING 911 IS THIS A JEWISH SUBVERSION TACTIC
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>>379891371
cars?!?!
CARS?!?!?!
CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?
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:O the new porche
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WE CAR SALESMAN NOW
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I wanna tune out right now.
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>Forsha
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REAL CAR
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Holy shit who gives a fuck

talk about the console you retarded fucks
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DUDE CARS!!! CHAD IS GOING TO LOVE THIS§!!
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Wow it looks like every other Porsche 911 ever.
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>windows 10 exclusive
>god, I hope I don't have to upgrade
>racing game
bwahahahahahaaha, you can keep it


Oh god. They're showing cars in e3 now.
Know your fucking audience!
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>>379893786
It's all or nothing on the PS4 Pro.
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>literally looks like every other porshe since the 90s

WOW IMPRESSIVE

*WOOOOOO*
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Oh wow. A car. I'm so glad they're trying to market a supercar at me.
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>More new cars than new games.
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>a fucking car
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>oh god, he's not gonna bring out another car again
>*brings out car*

Jesus Christ...
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>VIDEO GAMES
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GET /O/ ON THE PHONE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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EMBARRASSING
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XBOXONEX
CAR GAMES
CARS
REAL CARS
GIRL
TITS
DUDEBROS
WEED
CARS DUDE
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So CARS is the new SPORTS
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>>379893969

>good games

Why are you watching this conference then? We'll only see Halo and I don't know what else.
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forced in females el oh el
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>$500 console
>made to use with expensive 4K tvs
>unveils porsche at e3

does microsoft not get that their market is mostly poor 15 year olds playing CoD and FIFA?
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OH GOD WOMEN

FUCKING VAGINAS
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Y E A H !
E
A
H
!
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>PORSHA
Fucking Americans.
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>>379894216
looks like the MSoft audience is people who can appreciate getting a porsche reveal along with a console
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Are they gonna give that car away? If not they should fuck off.
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FUCKING CHAD.... TURNING LEFT IS NOT A GAME!!
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>rock solid 60 fps
What a revolution in gaming
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This is a trainwreck
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THEY ALWAYS MANAGE TO FIND SOMETHING TO FUCK THIS CONFERENCEUP WITH

WHY

WHY

WHY
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>rock solid 60fps
>stuttering like fuck
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>>379894597
SEX HOLES
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>>379891371
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF NEXT GEN
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SURPRISING WEATHER
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The audience has stopped clapping lel
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EPIC RACING
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>all these virgins mad at racing games

Forza truly is the Chad franchise
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But will it lap the Nurburgring faster than the GT-R?
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But where's the story mode?
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>2 hour conferemce
>bulk of the time is fucking nothing
I'm starting to appreciate Nintendo's way of doing things more and more
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so were those grills really playing?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon_McIntosh

ONE RACE

1(ONE) AND SHE CLAIMS TO BE PRO
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>Supposed to be racing one another
>One is in rain, another in total sun

THIS IS A STAND BATTLE. IT IS PHYSICAL AND META PHYSICAL
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>>379895157
we just want kawaii neko chan kira kira quest
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>Verena Mei "REAL" Racecar Driver
>mostly known for being a model in movies
>no wins of anything

Can someone in this thread name at least 3 Female racedrivers who actually won anything? Also this fucking clip of "racing" was pathethic jesus fucking christ no way someone would think its gameplay
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>>379894271

Do you think that if you plug in your PS4 Pro to a 1080 display it won't run?
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>>379895157
>mad at racing games

bored of^
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HOLY SHIT WHAT DID HE JUST SAY ABOUT 911???
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>>379894941
don't have shit internet
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>>379895247
it sure as fuck didn't seem like it
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>>379895295
Perfect for the Xbox One X.
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>>379895356
danicka patrick
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>>379895383
No, it just wont do shit.
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>>379895424

It's not the video stuttering. It's the game constantly falling under 60fps.
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If this is true native 4k 60 FPS, this is PRETTY impressive.
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>>379894538
The best part is they didn't even try to make it look like they were actually playing because they kept jumping to different parts of the track at an impossible rate.
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>>379895592
Are you retarded?
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Why is he paunchy now?
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>console """""""""""exclusive""""""""""""
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the most powerful 9/11?

oh dear god
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>most powerful porsche ever made
THE 918 HAD MORE MORE POWER UNLESS THIS SHIT HAS OVER 900BHP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>people clapping for console exclusives
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>22 exclusives

SONY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>379895585

She is the nascar chick right? Honestly i only know about her because of that SP episode. Got anymore?
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>exclusives
Gotta justify wasting your money on a console.
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>>379895895
That's all I got lol
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>>379895592

lol, cmon man, you can't be this stupid
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>People applauding exclusivity
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>people cheering exclusivity
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so much for no games
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XBOX ONE X
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oh thank god, another post apocalyptic game. thank you jesus, we need more of these.
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OMFG METROTORTORTOROTORTTOR

OIMFOFMFOMFOFMG
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We just want fucking Cave Replay
REE
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>>379895865
*also on pc
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METRO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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People thought MS wasnt going to fuck this up? You people are stupid.
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NO STOP KILLING METRO FRANCHISE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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OH FUCK ANOTHER METRO GAME
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WE WUZ GIRLS
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X BONE X
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NEW METRO MY BOYS
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>>379891371
METRO OF DUTY FUCK YES
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>>379896362
>that fucking rat monster
this game is gonna be spooky
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>>379896201
>Filmography
>Rush Hour 2 (2001) as Red Dragon Waitress
>Carolina (2003/I) as Hooker
I'd say she's finally made it.
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Can it run Dwarf Fortress with 500 dwarfs?
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>prerendered

why even show us this shit, they may as well have concept art too
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>BASED SONY BLOODBORNE NEVER EVER
>E-exclusives are bad for the industry, why are people clapping.
They're "exclusives" in that my PC can play them 9/10 times. Even Nintendo moved away from exclusives. BOTW is WiiU, Switch, and PC

PS4 Pro was a disaster and the BonerX looks competent and fanboys are mad as fuck about it.
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>Hey you know how in fallout 4 you come out of the vault and you have a great view
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>>379896667
And fuck Drumph and white people.
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>Using "in a heartbeat" from 28 weeks later for this shit

Now i'm mad
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WE MUSIC PLAGIARISM NOW BOIS
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>Microsoft announces a promising game
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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What the fuck even is this? Rat Simulator?
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this is just basically a glorified cutscene

also >>379896872
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>>379896124
2/3rds of those games are gonna be indies mushed into a 3 minute compilation and you know it.
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>>379896890
>metro corridor sim
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WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIT
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>>379896872
I knew that sounded familiar fuck
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WE WUZ KANGZ
>>
As someone who has over 200 hours in both metro games i dont like this movie at all
>>
KANGZ
>>
WE WUZ
>>
METRO-SAN!!!
>>
stream stuttering/buffering a little for anyone else?
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Cool Fallout Metro. Cant wait for it on steam.
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>WE
>Egypt

lol this shit writes itself
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KANGS NIGGA
WE
WUZ KANGS
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NEW AC LETS GOOO
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>>379897032
>>379897157
WUZ
>>
>WE
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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Ehh.... wasn't really my fav franchise
>>
WE
E

WUZ
U
Z

KANGZ
A
N
G
Z
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>KANGZ simulator 2018

alright, i'm sold. where do i preorder xbonex
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Jesus fuck why do they keep making AC games? Who the fuck plays that trash?
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lol AC: Hotep?
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>>379897339
what stream are you watching? I'm watching xbox's youtube and it's running fine at 720p
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HOLD UP
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>Assassin's emerged in egypt

HISTORICALLY INACCURATE YOU FUCKING PLEBS
>>
AYO
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>>379897743
>at 720p
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WE WUZ AZZAZZINS FIRST
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>>379897339
It was during Forza for me
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>>379897680
Fuck you this is gonna be good.
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Ayo hol up
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SALUT
>>
GIANT ENEMY SNAKE
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>MC isn't a kang

I'm shocked desu
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>actual gameplay footage captured in 4K
Where?
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This is going full fucking Wewuz.
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>>379897680
normies
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>Ancient Egypt is the birthplace of modern civilization

Does none of these jackshits know history?
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>Civilization began in Egypt
What the fuck is this frog smoking
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i haven't played an AC game since the Italy/Rome one, but that setting actually seems like it could be interesting, especially if there's mythological shit in there like it seems.
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>>379897695
>mfw you harvest melanin to power up
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>>379891371
giant snake are you fucking kidding me
the squid in ac2 was neat, but that's fucking stupid.
also the birthplace of the assassins was masyaf I thought, middle eastern hashashins or something, it's even in CK2
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>>379897743
>not watching in 4k

oh i am laffin
>>
>egypt is the birthplace of modern civilisation
>greeks_internally.exe
>>
YOUTUBE STREAM IS SLOW
>USE TWITCH
YOUTUBE STREAM IS SLOW
>USE TWITCH
YOUTUBE STREAM IS SLOW
>USE TWITCH
>>
XBONE

KEK
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Is this AC also Xbox and W10 exclusive?

If it is, major victory for MS.
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>XBone1x
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>>379897743
watching the stream in the OP, but its settled down
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>Egypt
>Birthplace of civilization
That would be the Tigris and Euphrates you kang
>>
499 USD

GIANT
ENEMY
SNAKE

It's bringing back memories.
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>>379897910
not like the other resolutions are discernible via stream
>>
WE WUZ KINGS
>>
>birthplace of civilization
>what is Mesopotamia
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>>379898074
all game play is render CGI
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>>379897778
the real ones were the ones from the first game right?
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>X BONE

HAHAHAHA
>>
>enchint egypt
>XBONEONE
>>
HOL UP
>>
Why are french so effeminate?
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>put speed up to 2x you can skip shit even tho its live
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>>379898163
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ON XBONE ONE
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ACHINT EGEE
TREE THOUSAN YEAR OF HISTORY
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>>379898150
>>379898146

WE WUZ
>>
XBOEN CONFIRMED
>>
WE WUZ PHAROAHS

WE WUZ DA REAL JEWS

WE WUZ JESUS

WE WUZ

WE WUZ IT ALL
>>
HE DID IT, HE CALLED IT XBONE! THE MADMAN!
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>he was going to say xbone

lel
>>
LOL KANGZ CONFIRMED
>>
ANELE / \ TriHard
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>another Ass Creed
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CAW CAW SCREECH
what's that boy, someone's stuck in the well?
>>
>boring sandy desert landscape

bring back pirates
>>
WE
WUZ
CIVILIZED
N
SHIET
>>
>siwa
ebin
>>
>Ubishit let microsoft reveal this instead of saving it for their own conference

its gonna be a lot of Far Cry 5 tomorrow I guess
>>
WE WUZ BIRDZ N SHIET
>>
KANGZ-SAN!!!!
>>
WILL LOVE TO EAT THAT BIRD
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>its a watch dogs episode again
>>
>stuttering
Truly the next gen experience.
>>
>birdrone
>>
is the game stuttering
I sure as hell know it's not my stream
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>eagles vision
>you are an actual eagel now
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>>379898979
its an alpha bro
>>
DEStINY UI
>>
this looks like shit

>30fps
>all this stuttering
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>>379898886
>>
WHO WUZ KANGS? WUZ WE? WE WUZ? KANGS?
>>
>>379899138
WE WUZ EAGLES
>>
>kangz MC

DROPPED
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>>379899203
So the released game will end up looking worse. Awesome.
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>>379898979
stream is starting to lag a bit
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>ancient egypt
>everyone is black

I'm totally not triggered
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EGYPT WAS BLACK!
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Why do they have Jamaican accents
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that bird mechanic reminds me of the one in Wind Waker.
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>>379899309
WHO LET THE KANGZ OUT!?
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>Menu layout stolen from Destiny
>Notable Breath of the Wild influence

Nice game you got there Oobisoft
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>looks and talks like he's from fucking nigeria

so sick of the african american egyptians meme
>>
>>379899428
DAS RITE NIGGUH
>>
AYO

HOL UP

SO YOUZ SAYING

WE WUZ SUM KINNA BIRDZ N SHIET
>>
>bow has levels

Haven't played asscreed since 3, has this been around?
>>
I bet a black guy is gonna be hooked up to the machine in the modern parts
>>
>THAT FUCKING ARROW
>>
So is MC black or middle eastern?
>>
>>379899494
Maybe they can also take the ''ubisoft towers'' improvements.
>>
>level up
hmm
>>
>dat dark souls dodge
>>
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>it's a far cry primal mechanic

every ubi game is the same
>>
This is fucking putting me to sleep.
>>
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>MC is not a female of color

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PATRIARCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
HEAT SEEKING ARROWS
>>
>we want the Dark Souls audience
>>
Okay, okay, memes aside, this is already better than EA.Not that that's a difficult goal.

Also, how often will we be posting stuff like this?
>>
This combat looks fucking atrocious
>>
>Healthbars and damage sponge enemies
As if asscreed couldn't be more boring. How long till he climbs a radio tower?
>>
>>379899786
>>379899762

He's gonna be a Swedish woman.
>>
THAT FUCKING ARROW CONTROL
>>
>be assasin
>just run into the room with my victim and his bodyguards

LMAO NIGGERS
>>
>>379899786
Kang
>>
>bird can see through walls
>heat seeking arrow
>combat still terrible

Yep.
>>
GUIDED ARROWS

Great. That's just great.
>>
>after touch on an arrow
>>
>hawk is just a reskinned drone from wildlands
>>
>PUBG

this is actually smart, fits xbox's demo more
>>
DARK DIABLO'S SOUL CREED: PRIMAL BREATH OF DESTINY
>>
>ASSASIN SOULS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>
I hope Conker fans aren't insulted yet again.
>>
Hahahah holy shit the fuckin arrow
>>
>gamer turned developer
Is this supposed to be noteworthy, do people actually make video games without having played video games
>>
>>379900232
Curve the arrow
>>
>>379900095
>twitch trash
fuck no
>>
>>379900320
oh sweet summer child
>>
>sony ponies can't play PUBG

WE DID IT XBOTS, WE'RE BACK IN THIS
>>
why is shit like player unknown popular?

is it just normies?
>>
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>heat seeking arrows
>>
>EXCLUSIVE
Laughing my ass off
>>
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>He's a GAMER TURNED DEVELOPER
He says it because it's actually rare these days
>>
meh, at least they're making something different

literally everybody got sick of the old stuff that they'd done for 10 years

kinda funny and fitting that they made the MC some west african like all the black people memes when the game has such a clear fantastical influence
>>
perpetual early access meme game, colour me underwhelmed.
>>
"launch" exclusive
come on now
>>
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how can he be unknown if we know what his name is and what his face looks like?
>>
>>379900320
Maybe if we were in the 80s or some shit
>>
WE WUZ WANTED
>>
Im only 22 and I feel like an old man, this all looks terrible we're going back
>>
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>half-asssed Early access survival game
>>
>>379900591
there were blacks in egypt, they did have contact with the nubians and shit. but it wasn't most of them
>>
This looks like a 360 title
>>
are they serious
>>
explosion so cool ecs dee
>>
>exclusive
How?
>>
>>379900728
fuck off kid
>>
>>379900591

True. Not something I'm hype for but at least they attempted to change the formula a bit.
>>
So are these animations supposed to look stiff and shitty?
>>
SO THIS.... IS THE POWER OF THE XBONEX
>>
hey that kinda looks cool
>>
>On PC
>Exclusively
Guess now we know how they have 22 exclusives
>>
>MINEYCRAFTA SHIT
Oh please make it stop.
>>
holy shit, pubg>????!!
>>
>>379900935
suck my balls
>>
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>>379891371

console launch exclusive
>>
>>379900910
console exclusive aka it wont be on ps4
>>
BROWN
>>
>>379900910
it's not on ps4
>>
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okay what the fuck was that
>>
>launch exclusive
>>
>>379900958
agreed. it looked like it has potential to be fun
>>
This truly brings out the power of the 4K.
>>
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>that lackluster applause
>>
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>this absolute state of this conference
>>
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>>379901009
BROWN BRICKS
>>
this game looks neat
>>
Dwarven gold mininG
Looks like a fun coop game
>>
EDFFFFF
>>
>>379891371
Oh shit, Lego Miners!
>>
Deep Rock actually looks like fun.

Not gonna get an XboneX though
>>
>>379900910
>launch exclusive
Meaning that will come later for PS4
>>
Just woke up. What did I miss? Anything since the EA conference?
>>
is this the xbots response to that one sony zombie game
woah....
>>
is this gonna be a TLOU killer?
>>
How can you call them exclusive when everythings on PC too?
>>
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the word "and" with exclusive
>>
>>379900808
dude, africa is a huge fucking place, those blacks in what is now ethiopia and the surrounding area are totally different and cut off to west africans who make up all american blacks

the accent they've given the guy literally makes him sound like one of these nigerian scammers who want to transfer money to your bank account
>>
>netflix 4k
>>
>>379901340
As if it's not gonna be on PC.
>>
Why is that shitty Sony zombie game in the Xbox presentation
>>
So they're going to quantity over quality.
>>
This is like the blandest zombie game yet.
>>
>Zombie apocalypse game

Stop this shit already
>>
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State of Decay 2 boys
>>
This is fucking embarrassing so far.
>>
ZOMBIE SURVIVAL AGAIN WOWOW
>>
A dying light clone, but worse. Coolio.
>>
State of Decay 2 meg...
>>
>zombie shit
This is still a thingm? Also, it's already been 40 minutes.
>>
strong hipster womyn kickin zombie a$$. my kinda gaem.
>>
The character's mouth doesn't even move
>>
>making a zombie game in 2017
>>
>looks worse than The Last of Us on the ps3
>>
>>379901380
New console Xbox One X, forza, metro, assassins creed, some dwarf mining exclusive.
>>
Every game feels the same
>>
>Characters lips not even animated

JUST
>>
god this looks like shit
>>
These are horrible animations
>>
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>2017
>zombieshit
>>
HOW MANY ZOMBIE GAMES WE GOT THIS GEN?
>>
Who the fuck cares about zombie shit in the year of our lord $current_year
>>
lmao ok, this was pretty shit
>>
This game look like shit, wtf xbonex?
>>
>>379901927

more like dead console
>>
pretty sure this is state of decay 2
>>
More zombies wow so innovative
>>
Gaben!?
>>
>>379901852
>New console Xbox One X
Not Scorpio?
>>
hahahahahahaha
>>
pretty fucking brutal
>>
>>379902063

yep
>>
the game looks boring
>>
I can't wait for Zombie game 785.
>>
>>379902063
it is
it might be pretty good
>>
>rolls
DARK SOULS DARK SOULS
>>
What the fuck is this? It looks like something out of the early PS3 era.

The animations. The stutter as that car took that corner. Holy shit.
>>
>that massive framedrop
>>
>>379901868
Cause XBox has very little variety. It's all shooting/racing/sports games.

Exactly the reason why I'd never buy one.
>>
>>379891371
are the animations supposed to look like an early 360 ps3 game?
>>
Holy fuck Microsoft has already lost this E3 what the fuck is this shit?
>>
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STRONK WYMEN. WEAK MEN SHOULD WATCH AND LEARN
>>
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This Conference has been boring as hell.

Nothing too awful, but absolutely nothing exciting.
>>
>passing off a framerate drop as slow motion

JUST
>>
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>left 3 dead
>>
>>379902262
that's like all video games now besides some indies
>>
>>379902105
Nope. They just added an X.
>>
uhh stop with the fatshaming I think
>>
STRONK WOMYN
>>
>LEFT 4 DEAD WAS A MISTAKE
>>
Days Gone looks like movieshit, but god damn at least it didn't look this bad
>>
>complaing about Mass Effect Andromeda having shit animations
this shit doesnt even have animations
>>
Something different!?!?
>>
I'm actually excited for state of decay 2
>>
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With so many posts I'll never get any (you)'s
>>
>>379902445
Odd. And Metro, you mean Metro 2020?
>>
>EXCLUSIVE
>>
haHAA
>>
>Launch exclusive

So is it just a timed exclusive or what?
>>
really now
esports is killing video games
>>
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what the hell
>>
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applause is getting less and less enthusiastic
>>
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>>
the overwatch killer is here, ladies and gentleman
>>
CRINGE TIME BOYS!
>>
I want to drown myself rn
>>
>>379902626
Yeah
>>
>>379891371
I am cringing so hard
>>
JESUS CHRIST
>>
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exclusive
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>>379902607
I love you.
>>
What the FUCK is a Mixer and please murder that bearded man
>>
Is a clone of this bald announcer gonna come with every copy of the game?
>>
SHOUTCASTER
>>
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what is even happening
>>
someone just put them out of their misery
>>
>>379902373
I liked the fact that another metro game was announced.
>>
oh christ, here comes the cringe
>>
most cringy thing I've ever seen
>>
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>>
Why do they have a live announcer.

Holy fucking cringe.
>>
>esports
>>
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>>379902607
here (You) go
I'll take pity on (You) anon
>>
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more esport shit
looks worse than battleborn
>>
THIS IS SO FORCED

THIS IS SO FORCED
>>
MINECRAFT 2! FINALLY!
>>
>>379902439
Not really. The japs make games outside of that mold all the time.
>>
>exclusive
>in the meaning of launch exclusive

Top KUK
>>
hunger games?
>>
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Jesus
>>
pls
>>
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>trying this hard
>>
WTF was with that nerd on a pedastle announcing the match?

No one wants to see nerds. At least put a sheet over his head.
>>
Someone thought this was a good idea
>>
JESUS CHRIST ITS LIKE BATTLEBORN 2.0!
>>
oh man
>>
HAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>live esports
>>
this game looks like it was made in 2002
>>
this looks like some f2p shit
>>
oh wow

OH FUCKING WOW

I'M YELLING BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL ASLEEP
>>
>>379902105
Yeah.

I'm gonna hold out for the Xbox One XS, STi Msport.
>>
BEST OF THE CONFERENCE COMING UP
>>
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>LEAGUE OF BATTLEBORNWATCH
>>
LMAO based MSoft cringeboys
> implying "esports" isn't 100% exactly like this
>>
MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE
>>
hey kid you ever heard of SHOUTCASTEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
>>
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this needs to stop
>>
MINEY CRAFTA
>>
>FAKE CHEERS

That was so fucking sad.
>>
STOP

JUST STOP

IT GOT SO BAD SO FAST
>>
obvious dyke is obvious
>>
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>Minecraft
>>
BROWN
B
R
I
C
K
S
>>
Did they run out of presentable videogames
>>
>moyang
>>
VAGINA MORE VAGINA
>>
I cannot cringe harder
>>
No wonder the Xbox One doesn't sell. It only has 2 types of games and fucking Minecraft.
>>
>>379903428
Fuckin ugly ass dyke I know
>>
>2017
>Minecraft

jesus
they really dont have many ideas do they
>>
>Be cute grill
>Have a dyke haircut
Why?
>>
This is getting embarrassing
>>
>we need all this POWER for SUPER GRAFFIX
>conference is full of low budget indie shit that looks like an Xbox Fat game
>>
When the fuck will Minecraft be over?
>>
MINECRAFT 4K VR
>>
>Crossplay including Switch

Wasn't expecting that
>>
Good lord, they brought a lesboflexible heteromollusk (ANTIFA special edition) to announce minecraft.
>>
>fucking crossplay
MICROSOFT GOOD GUYS
>>
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>mineycrafta
>>
Oh shit it's the wide hips girl from last year.
>>
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>2017
>minecraft

just end it
>>
THIS SUMMER
>>
JUST LET THE VAGINAS TALK
>>
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MINECRAFT?
>>
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STOP SCREAMING
FUCK
>>
MINECRAFT IN 4K WOO
>>
LITERAL CUTIE
>>
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>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>BROWN BRICKS
BROWN BRICKS
>>
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>EVERY SINGLE game has been garbage so far

This is fucking hilarious.
>>
>MICROSOFT ADVERTISED THE FUCKING SWITCH IN THEIR FUCKING CONFERENCE
FUCKING WHAT
>>
Way to show the power of XxXBONEXxX microsoft
>>
was that fucking snowverwatch
>>
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>girls with tatoos
>>
Minecraft 4K 60FPS! ONLY ONE XBOX ONEX
>>
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E3FU

E3FU

E3FU

E3FU

E3FU

I LITERALLY CANT LOOK AT A WOMAN WITHOUT BEATING MY MEAT

E3FU
>>
>>379903792
ONE CONSOLE
>>
Notch must be rolling over in his grave
>>
OH THANK GOD WE CAN PLAY MINECRAFT ON ANOTHER THING!
>>
>Minecraft in 4k

You can shut up now
>>
SUPER DUPER
>>
WHY DID THEY BRING THIS DYKE OUT?
WHERE THE FUCK IS NOTCH?
>>
>grafics in minecraft.
>>
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>>379891371
HIPS
>>
>>379903905
>that animation
ANON PLEASE DONT POST ANYMORE
post more please
>>
>>379903521
That's how it's pronounced, dumbfuck.
>>
>>379903893
uuh no
>>
IS THIS A BOY OR A GIRL?
>>
SUPER DOOPER POOPER SCOOPER
>>
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check'em
>>
>>379903905
> pubg
> minecraft
> metro
> forza
> wewuz
> bad games
>>
this is skyrim HD all over again
>>
BROWN BRICKS in 4K
MINEYCRAPPA
>>
>>379903905
DELET THIS
>>
>4k minecraft
WHY
>>
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>still minecraft shit
>>
make a new thread please
sticky is filled with reddit and underaged
>>
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WE NEED A NEW THREAD, LADS
>>
Let's get outta here.
>>
>>379904150
Notch cashed out and is now living the ultimate NEET life dream. He's probably fucking a high class prostitute right now.
>>
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Hahahaha I jjust noticed those shirts. ARe they mandatory? Jesus
>>
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LENS FLARE
already done o nPC with mods
>>
soo..shader mods that arleady existed

just kill me
>>
>>379904317
got a pic of her from last year? Looked much better desu
>>
>>379904254
don't tempt me heathen
>>
woo
>>
> diverse

take a shot in your anus
>>
NEW THREAD
>>
>>379904334
Yes? Except maybe metro.
>>
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microshaft go home

nintendo needs to teach these fools a listen
>>
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>>379904610
Oh god what the fuck
>>
so console MC has shader mods now?
>>
>>379904610
probably just gave away for going to the xbox conference
>>
>minecraft in 4k
holy shit can't wait for ET Atari 2600's 4k update, it's gonna look sick
>>
>>379904334

The only barely interesting one is Metro, but it was nothing more than pre-rendered shit, and boring at that.

Yes, the rest is shit.
>>
>>379893286
Do you have to post that obnoxious man's face? It's so punchable.
>>
>4k and Godrays in minecraft
>Shit's probably been on PC for ages

Literally why it's fucking blocks who cares aside from the 12 year olds that still play it?
>>
NEW DBZ NEW DBZ NEW DBZ
>>
YESSS
but why did xbox announce it
>>
OH FUCK THE NEW DBZ
>>
>>379904904

I'm sure but who the hell would willingly wear something like that?
>>
>>379905181
>>379905181
>>379905181

NEW BREAD
>>
Granny Goku best Goku
>>
YOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Japan saves us once again.
>>
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>>379904269
>>
NEW THREAD

>>379905387
>>379905387
>>379905387
>>379905387
>>379905387
>>379905387
>>
>needing ONE X to play 2D fighter
>>
>show Gold Frieza but not SSB
lol y though
>>
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>>379904986
>Not liking Tucker
>>
SUPER DUPER GRAPHIC PACK
>>
>>379905218
Who gives a shit its coming out on everything.
>>
Why would they bring a dead MMO to xbonexxonexx?
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