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We have one like this every year

Quiet, slow e3 thread for calm discussion

No spam or shitposting

Get in here, chill bros
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Link your MS account to Mixer and watch/run the stream there to get free shit.
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>>379885004
Why is that frog so fucking swoll?
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>>379885426

Parasites
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>>379885426
dont you mean why is he so ribbit?
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>>379885426
nanomachines, son
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got my pizza and OJ ready

all smiles here
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>>379885426
Because Phil Spencer is about to announce Battletoads
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Hungover for E3
Feels not so good, man
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>>379885004
Nothing good will get announced

Anything that piques your interest will be cancelled a year from now for no real reason

They're still focusing on hardware instead of games, the industry is dead yo
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Is the twitch pop-out player not working for anyone else?
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when are they gonna show fifa?
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>>379887594
get streamlink and vlc or mpc-hc
trust me
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>>379887812
I've got mpc-hc, now what do I do?
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>youtube grabbed literal retard to get normie impressions
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>>379886689
Ya gd right
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I said yesterday that I hadn't watched E3 before! I'm ready now! I didn't buy snacks because I was more in the mood for an actual meal than snacks but at least I bought something! I'm really excited to watch with you all. :3
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Who here /comfy/

I literally don't care about anything xbox but it's E3. Gotta watch it all.
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NO PLEASE JUST GIVE ME MY FIFA
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3 comfy thread already up
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>>379888454
>pepsi max

Might as well drink bleach faggot.
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>>379888757
It's the best soft drink.
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>>379885226
What kind of free shit?
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>>379888652
2 are dead and 1 is just a post your snack and argue about being fat or not thread

this one is comfy xbox
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>tfw starting a naked BotW run for silly dialogue
>/v/ on laptop and stream on extneral monitor
>gonna bake some chicken for dinner as the rain pours outside
Comfy, lads
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phone fag totally ready for the shitshow
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>EA previously announced that Anthem will be an action-adventure title that will work as a “live service,” similar to how games like Destiny are run. The publisher also said in May that, although BioWare’s project was originally set to launch by the end of its current fiscal year, Anthem has since been delayed past March 2018. It will launch sometime during EA’s 2019 fiscal year.
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Hyped for Scorpio. This console gen was underwhelming in terms of hardware. Consoles were always supposed to be the king of price/performance, and the Xbone and PS4 were both pretty underpowered for that price point. My $550 2012 PC is considerably more beefy than the PS4. If Microsoft manages to live up to the hype, it should be the return of price/performance consoles. I'm a PCfag, but there's no denying how much of a value a $500 4k machine would be. A 1070 alone is near that, and can't do 4k very well
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What are we snacking on, bros?

I got my grilled cheese and Rolling Rock ready to go.
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>>379885426

frog tech
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>>379889063
that is a pretty cool setup, desu
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>>379887237
I thought A Way Out looked pretty good. Really fresh and interesting concept imo
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>>379888801
Pepsi? Probably.

The Max version? That just screams that you're either fat or you suck cocks. In your case it's probably both. Get Twist like a real man.
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Almost time
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>>379889212
Cheese puffs and Pibb Xtra
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>>379889212
powerade, airheads and knockoff Smartfood white cheddar popcorn
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>>379889337
I actually prefer the taste of Max over regular Pepsi/Coca-Cola...
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Lets get comfy guys
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>>379889212
cornflakes and orange juice
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I just want PC announcements
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mixer is glitching out BAD
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>>379889212
I had a wonderful 250g steak at a steakhouse earlier with some country cut potatoes so I don't feel like snacking right now
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>>379885426
SUPER FROG VITALITY
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>>379889093
>buying a console for performance

Explain MS shill.
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Shiet
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>>379889408
This is way of topic but has anyone else tried that Pepsi Fire? I kinda dig the spicy in the back of the throat but its always flat.
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Let the games begin!
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*also available on pc*
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say something nice about scorpio
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>>379889614
I fucking wish I was a shill. At least then I'd have an income. My point was just that it'd be nice to have a console that offers solid performance at a solid price
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>>379889337
>soda supremacists
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>>379889251
it really is
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>>379885004
This is my first E3 as a PC gamer. Scropio might end up as a POS but it will be more powerful than the xbone and it will make graphic fidelity higher for cross platform games which will be good for PC gamers with good rigs.
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Ten times better than keeping up with the sticky
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dude 4k lmao
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>already starting with le """4k""" meme

good job
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HOLE TECHNOLOGY
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oh shit here we go
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>>379889772
I've never even heard of it, anon.
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Look at these high quality pixels
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These are the highest quality pixels I've ever seen.
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Can't wait for them to talk about how you can watch Netflix in 4k on your XBOX.ONE SCORPIO

The ONE thing you need in your living room.
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When will devs realize that like 10% of consumers have 4k capable TVs?
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alright let's see where it goes i'm expecting asshurt on /v/
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we have

the technology
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looks like we're getting some kind of LOTR game at some point so that's cool
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>not a single person I know has a 4K TV
really makes me think
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https://youtu.be/dZ4GpE3c97U

YouTube link for those of you who want to watch in something above 1080p or will think you'll need to pause it! The audio's a little quiet, though.
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>how it feels to chew 5gum
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>>379885004
What are the odds Emirates has a stream of the conference on flights?
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Phil thundercock Spencer
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crackdown 3 in there, neat
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>>379888454
>an actual meal
i feel sorry for you
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>>379890152
I literally have my PC attached to a 720i TV and bought a 720p notebook 2 years ago

The only 1080p thing i have is my phone
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you know i think they might be going a little overboard with this, its just a console upgrade, its not gonna change that much
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>>379890080
It's a thing...
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>>379888757
>>379888801
He's right, Pepsi is the best but Pepsi Max tastes like watery piss. I'd rather drink plain water than ever taste Pepsi Max again.
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Aready with brown women, geez shill enough
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>>379890242
That's Shadow of War, dummy.
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a g-girl playing video games
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about time they show crackdown 3
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I don't think I've ever enjoyed an EA/Microsoft E3 conference. Why are they always so shit?
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phil spencer the semen dispenser is on stage lads
what the fuck is mixer
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WE WANT VIVA PINATA
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MIXER LOL
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>The Head of Xbox

Is that a real title?
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Doesn't really look that much better.
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Phil "Chad" Spencer
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>>379890590
4k is a meme
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>Xbox One X
jesus christ
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ROBERT XBOX
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>>379890439
don't call me a dummy anon that's rude
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>4K
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>Xbone X
huh?
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damn, how much of the crowd is paid? Or are people actually that hype for xbawks?
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XBOX ONE X

KEK
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>x
Oh
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>Xbonex1337
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>X
Preferred Scorpio tbhwyphampais
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>>379889820
*makes VCR noises*
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>Xbox one X
Lmao
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XBOX ONE X

>eww
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>Xbox one X
shit tier name
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Meh Title
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>We are pre- proud

lel that's going in a compilation
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>xXxbonexXx
Literally can't make this shit up
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>No power greater than X
>Xbox one x

These fucking names man
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Scorpio honestly sounds better
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>>379885004
Why do people care so much about E3? It's always a shit show cringe feast like every other year.
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XTREEEEEEEEEEEEME
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>The original team lived by the mantra
So the new team doesn't give a damn?
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>XBOX ONE X
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XBONEX
>EBONICS
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>one x
blunder of the century
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>>379890590
>when the 4k meme started and everyone watched youtube videos on their hd monitors
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2 > x
What now microsoft?
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4K

>drink in hand

XBOX ONE X
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Ecks Box Own Ex.
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XXXBOXXX LMAO
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>>379890697
Man that doesn't roll well off the tongue
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xXBoxOneXx
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>Microsofts naming division
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xboxonex
like the edgy kids
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xxxxxxxXXXXXXBONEXXXXXXXXxxxxxxx
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Bone necks
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>XBOX ONE X
Holy shit, why not just call it the Xbox X?
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XBOX ONE X!?!?!?!!!!ONE!!>!
I'm sorry, even though this is a comfy thread, I just had to. At this point, the name is either incredibly brilliant or incredibly stupid.
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xXx_boxone_xXx
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Cream Chowdery?
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XBOX ONE SSX TRICKY
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>XBONE X
Kek. They blew it.
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>CREAM CHOWDERY

AHAHAHAHAHA
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>BoneX
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>>379890932

>>379890996
I agree. Just drop the "One" altogether. The name is dead.
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NUMBERS WOOOOOOOO
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>Today we are pre- proud to welcome the Xbox One X aka the Zox

lol
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>XBONEX
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http://segmentnext.com/2017/04/04/rumor-xbox-one-x-announced-thursday/

Hats off to these guys for nailing the name in April
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>>379890152
When will consumers learn they need a 4k tv to actually use 4k content effectively?
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>>379890710
>watching dunkey in 2017
it's ok I like him
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xX_B0X_d3luXXe__
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Why is the software guy talking about the hardware?
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>The OS reserves 3GB
wtf
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Is this good?
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>Audience pretending they know what any of this means
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POO
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>>379890767
It's Microsoft people cheering, all the companies do this lmao.
It's like laugh tracks in sit coms
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i have to say, the stream looks fantastic
EA event looked like trash
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>>379891414
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
Also, thanks for the comfy thread OP
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>4k Ass
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>95654 teraflops
>no good exclusive games
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xXBONEXx
>>
ON

EVERY

DIMENSION
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lol 4k and HDR would make that box start smoking
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>Xbox One X 1 Xone Box 1
Amazing name, great job guys
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take a drink every time they say 4K
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Now you can experience your multiplats in splendid 25fps 4k
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>>379890710
>>379891564
>tfw i know robert xbox as well
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>>379891847
>This is real graffix
Epic Games needs to fuck off with that shitty game.
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So when do we get the Xbox One E?
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Well of fucking course nigga
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10 billion jingobytes
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JUST CALL IT XBOX
AND MAKE IT GLOSSY
FUCKFUCKFUCJ
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XxX_BO-X-ONE_XxX
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what games?
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>we made a ps4 pro but a little better
ok
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i love the E3 threads its like christmas to me i love you guys
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Stickied thread is moving to fast. Can someone give me a quick rundown of what's happened so far?
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I can't keep up with all these buzzwords
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>HOLE TECH
>>
Wow they got the mayor of London to come present their new console!
>>379892206
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>Only $999 at your closest Wal-Mart
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ANISOTROPIC FILTERING CONFIRMED
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>all these meaningless numbers
>that BEYOND RIDICULOUS shit name

They already lost
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>It supersamples
lmao it does what the PS4 Pro does, and more

Xbox always wins
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>>379892201
It's a LOT better in terms of quality
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7 billion transistors!
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I hope xbox does well so it can play with switch and ps5
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WHERE IS THE GAMES MS
WHERE IS THE GAMES
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americlaps
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So can we end this "PC gamers are the graphics whores" meme now?

I've never seen a console generation more obsessed about pixels, fps and resolutions

>Meanwhile, on PC
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>XboneX

Looks like an XBL tag
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Imagine if you couldn't use existing xbone peripherals lel
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Stop spamming you fucking mongoloids, we all heard the retarded name.
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>games in 4k
>still wont be able to keep 30fps
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>anisotropic filtering is a selling point
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>XBONEX
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So if it's the Xbox 1x does that mean it's an Integration of the Xbox 1?
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Might as well have named it Xbox One 2
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>>379890439
Well he didn't say anything false
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I have a 1080p monitor. Would it look better if I watched this in 4K over 1080p or not? Not making a joke about Microsoft's obsession with 4K, by the way.
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Fucking vape fags
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>Liquid cooling
Yeah, Michael Soft is dead
>>
SEVEN

BILLION

TRANSISTORS
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>>379892186
>Nu-Box
>Games
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>>379892251
He's too busy planning the next terror attack
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they're really going all out with the tech shit
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>Have you heard of "Supersampling"?
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no cringe
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BIG WORDS
I
G

W
O
R
D
S
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>>379892429
No
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it's gonna red ring way more elegantly now
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>>379892219
All they've done so far is just about the Xbone
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THERMAL THROTTLING CONFIRMED
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>>379892264
>PS4 Pro isnt a bad name
fuck off
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VAPING CONFIRMED
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VAPE TECHNOLOGY
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dude vapes
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>>379892206
luv u 2 <3
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>10 minutes in
>still no games
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>x o x o x

it's a game of tic tac toe
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what the fuck were they thinking
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>>379892505
So I am guessing they don't have many games if it is all tech.
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Xbox ONE X VAPEWARE CONFIRMED
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>>379891005
I cared when I was 14 and it was fun to watch, now I just watch to give myself a reference point now that one year blends into another
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>isotropic filtering
>high dynamic range gaming
>super sampling
>4k gaming
>7million transistors
Is sony even trying? BTFO
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>>379885004
WTF THE INFINITE POWER OF THE CLOUD WAS SUPPOSED TO IMPROVE XBONE WELL INTO THE FUTURE!!
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>>379891972
That's me..Jesus Christmas it's gonna be rough if they're starting out with this shit.
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A million

billion

bits of stuff
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>WATER COOLING
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING
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>No more Xbox HUEG

;_;
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>it's easy to think that all of this technology will mean more games
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>my comfy thread pruned

):
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DROP THE ONEJESUS FUCK
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>>379892316
I still play WC3 custom maps once in a while on my shitty old laptop lol
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What did they mean by this?
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>liquid cooled vapor chamber
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>thats right folks, this thing is gonna get so hot itll be literally like having a oven in your living room
Xbox One X is the new Nuclear Reactor™
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>water cooling

what they were thinking????
>>
xbox smol
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>all that power
>here are some deserts to look at
wow
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>>379892624
>implying I care about shitony
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>>379892409
no this is the tenth one
next one will be the fortieth
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>>379892603
Yeah what's with all the "mfw xbox one x" shit? I'm guessing they announced 2 new Xbox versions but what's the difference between them?
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xXBOX_1Xx is cute! CUTE!
>>
WINDOWS 10
>>
The fact it's smaller is kind of neato
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VAPOR COOLED
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>>379892898
It's vape cooling brah
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>>379892898
That's why it can be so small dumbo
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>The Hovis method

So it toasts my bread even faster than the xbone does?
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>30 fps
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>Forza
>>
>MUH FORZA
>>
rip xbox huge
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>graphic demo with a car game

Into the fucking trash it goes
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Not being funny lads but Forza on the 360 looked about this good.
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Just started watching what have i missed?
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>women drivers
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>>379892727
Yeah, pretty much the same for me. What happened anon? Why did video games go to shit?
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Sports and Netflix in FOUR! KAY!
>>
>vroom vroom
why
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>>379893067
>>379893082
xBONEx powered by Scalebound
>>
>>379892898
what could possibly go wrong?
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>>379892874

My nigga. I still play wc3 customs with my mates.
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Sony fans seem pretty triggered by the fact they've been leapfrogged.
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Stop posting every second fucks, this ain't comfy
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>Lets see what it can do
>shows prerendered cinematic
>>
SKY ACTIVE TECHNOLOGY
MAZDA CONFIRMED GREATEST OF ALL TIME
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>racing

DONT CARE
>>
dan green walnut
>>
>>379892439
I vape my delish blue slush ice e-juice right now while watching :)
>>
I know it's streamed but these graphics look like shit
>>
This is not very impressive...
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>>379893324
download more ram
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>Detroit
xD
>>
>>379893226
nothing but xXbox one Xx
>>
>>379892993
They've just announced that the scorpio is actually called the xbox one X
>>
>wearing an ill fitting dress shirt with jeans
>>
>female formula one drivers
>>
>>379893324
Kiss me cutie
>>
>>379893257
People who make games don't actually like games anymore.
>>
X
Box
One
X

Microsoft confirmed geniuses
>>
>>379893110
I heard sony has a warburtons method they're announcing
>>
>>379893067
Could I get a cherry fruitloops flavor Xbox One X?
>>
It looks good, but not particularly special

There were some really wonky textures
>>
This is virtually indistinguishable to the racing games they showed off last year.
>>
Why do publishers believe that pre-rendered trailers sell racing games?
>>
>tfw no new Project Gotham Racing
>>
>comfy slow thread
my ass is comfy slow, fuck this shit i can't enjoy e3 with /v/ anymore
>>
forza looks bad, desu
>>
4k
60fps
>>
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>>379893316
Hasn't it always been about exclusives for Sony?
>>
forza 7 confirmed to be on PC
>>
>FARTZA
>>
>>379893324
I only post every sixty seconds you fuck.
>>
>>379893324
NO U
>>
>>379893336
It can play a movie, dumbo
>>
HOLY SHIT IT'S A CAR
>>
>9/11
>>
>9/11
OY VEY
>>
Oh man do they know what video game enthusiasts want

a fucking car
>>
>NINE ELEVEN
>>
ok but when's the actual showcase
>>
WE CARSHOWS NOW
>>
what games have been shown
>>
>tfw no bf
>>
>ANOTHER FUCKING CAR UNVEILING
WHAT THE FUCK
THEY HAVE LEARNED NOTHING
>>
A FUCKING CAR
>>
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I approve of this
>>
>They're bringing a car out on stage.

lmfao.
>>
>this is a car
wtf, i love xbonex now
>>
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>obligatory random car on stage
>>
>>379893571
At least it's slower than the sticky
>>
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, GET TO THE GAMES
>>
>E3
>Announce cars instead of games
Where are the games you faggot
>>
>>379893569
>tfw the studio who made pgr and blur was in my city and got shut down
>>
>people want to see games
>heres a car bro
how can they be so out of touch
>>
HOLY SHIT

XCAR CONFIRMED

MICROSOFT HAS WON E3!!

CHEAPER THAN THE XBONEX
>>
>they're now showing off REAL cars

uhh... games?
>>
>Be me
>''ooh a vape liquid cooling chamber and its supersmall AND THEY WANTED MORE''
>''now.. lets get to it..''
>world premiere
>Be hype
>racing game

i have no patience give me something good.
>>
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911
>>
Is it actually pronounced porschE?
>>
>>379893449
>>379893456
>>379893514
Come on guys, stop shitting me, what's it's really called?
>>
a car
>>
9-11
>>
A car
wooooooooooooooow

9/11 engine?
wooooooooooooow
>>
Oh look

It's literally every single Porsche 911
>>
That is a monster, you're right
>>
>>379893505
Why is this post so underrated? Stop anon. It hurts.
>>
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who here /mildyuncomfy/
>>
>>379893456
Jesus fuck they're retarded
>hey we made the Xbox
>next ones called the Xbox 360 because reasons
>now we've made another one, it's the Xbox one but it's the 3rd one
>now there's the Xbox one X
What the fug
>>
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>>
Wow a real car. Never seen one of those.
>>
It's literally the same as the 2017 GTRS
>>
holy fuck this shilling for porsche LMFAO
>>
WOOOO 9/11 ENGINE
>>
>Porshcia
>>
that's one mark for the bingo
>>
Ah yes, car, my favorite video game
>>
WHERE DA GAMES AT
>>
THIS TIME, ON VIDEO GAMES

CARS
>>
>SHILLING CARS AT A VIDEO GAME PRESS CONFERENCE

ITS OVER

XBOX IS FINISHED
>>
>>379894041
angry xbox uno equis
>>
fuck her voice
>>
What is xbox one x?
>>
>>379893864
They've done this before right?
>>
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>>379894007
Ja, ist es
>>
STOP SPAMMING OUR COMFY THREAD YOU DISGUSTING REDDIT KEKS!
>>
>There are underage kids who have never heard of the porsche 911 and think it's a 9/11 thing

Fuck offffff
>>
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>911
>>
>>379893571
THE OTHER COMFY THREAD WAS ACTUALLY COMFY BUT MODS ARE FUCKING NIGGERS
>>
They can't keep getting away with this
>>
>911 engine

So its confirmed to explode
>>
Porsche confirmed for 9/11
>>
>WITH THE NEW CONSOLE WE CAN PAINT A CAR
new kinect use revealed
>>
>Microsoft has no games so they resort to advertising cars

Wew lads.
>>
So there's a free car for every purchase of the game correct?
>>
who here /doesntgiveafuck/ ?
>>
Are you empowered yet, women?
>>
>>379894418
every year theres a forza
>>
I fucking hate cars

Tesla is where it's at
>>
>free supercars with every XboX bought
>>
>>379892270
This. As a techie, the Xbone X is significantly more powerful than the PS4 Pro. With them cutting down the draw calls on the CPU, the fact that it's still so weak probably won't be a huge issue like it is with the Pro either.
>>
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Is this guy selling a car or a fucking console?
>>
.... Is Forza 7 supposed to look good?
Or like it's 60fps?

Sure doesn't look like it to me.
>>
THICCCCCC
>>
9/11
>>
ROCK
SOLID
>>
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>911 engine
>Dubai
What did they mean by this
>>
Lads, left or right grill?
>>
Why do they keep putting brown people and women on stage at e3?
>>
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Am I watching car shows with my dad? Jesus!!!
>>
>9/11
NEVER FORGID :DDD
>>
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I'd rather see them push the actual 911 to its limits
>>
inb4 photoshop of that car flying into the world trade center
>>
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i get nothing out of cars or car racing
>>
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WHAT
>>
STOP SPAMMING THE COMFY THREAD YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>
>female professional racers
>not danica
Literally who?
>>
>WOMEN ONLY LOOK WE'RE DIVERSE NOW
>>
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>9/11 ENGINE
OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE
>>
>microft
>driver called macintosh
>>
Yep, sure looks like a car game. Thanks Microsoft.
>>
>>379894449
this man we were chilly here man
>>
>4k 60fps

Ok, that's decent
>>
9/11 Engine possible trough Steelbeam-Technology
>>
The 9/11 of E3 presentations.
>>
I want the chick with the lisp to slob me knob
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA A WOMAN DRIVING IN THE MIDDLE EAST ABSOLUTELY HARAM
>>
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>fighting to survive dynamic weather
>>
RACING GAMES ARE STUPID

SPORTS GAMES ARE STUPID

WHY DO I HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHIT EVERY E3 IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING AHHHHHHH
>>
LMAO that's the Nathan for You asian driver
>>
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Not gonna lie, this looks pretty good
>>
I honestly think this is the worst thing I have ever seen or listened to
>>
>>379894134
I really want to be comfy but it's impossible
I'm so tired of shitty games and buzzwords
>>
>both girls
They're not even trying to be subtle about it
>>
Am I the only one who thinks this game doesn't even look that good?
Looks just like the previous one
>>
>>379894628
Will it overheat and be super loud like the pspro?
>>
wow I associate electronic entertainment with luxury car brands now and I suddenly want to buy a porsche, it makes complete sense
>>
>Spectators are still cardboard cutouts
Cmon now
>>
>>379894808
same, don't worry
>>
EPIC CONFIRMED

XBOX IS SAVED
>>
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EPIC
P
I
C
>>
>XBOX ONE X EXCLUSIVE*

*and Windows 10
>>
It looks nice, but the problem is sim track games are fucking boring
>>
And theres windows 10
>>
>>379894808
What about stuff like F-Zero
>>
>>379894836
should be called /yfmoc/
>>
why does the twitch chat sperg out whenever there's a girl on screen?
>>
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NOT EVEN XBONE EXCLUSIVE

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>
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4K 60 FPS CONFIRMED

SONYFANS ON SUICIDE WATCH LMFAO

THERE IS NO LITERAL REASON TO BUY A SONY CONSOLE NOW
>>
wtf is Fort Za this guy keeps talking about and why did they hire a woman who can't speak properly
>>
LOL FPS DROPS
>>
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>>379889236
underrated
>>
>>379894976
is it actually?
>>
>>379895091
You mean the game or the presentation?
>>
>feel the intense heat

Its a game you fag
>>
WHY HAVE YOU NIGGERS NEVER HEARD OF THE PORSCHE 911?????
>>
this bitch is like "am i done yet?"
>>
gran turismo is better
>>
XboneX: Experience the power of 9/11
>>
>We made it more realisitc
>Now lets watch as these cars collide with each other and the wall with 0 visible damage
>>
>coming on pc
good
>>
>>379894723
Left is cuter.
>>
If it runs okay on AMD I might actually buy it. Last Forza I bought was 3.
>>
why did they pick 911 specifically?
>now announcing, the 2018 Porsche Watergate Scandal
>now announcing, the 2020 Porsche Cuban missile Crisis
>>
>>379894990
Racing games always look nice
>>
>>379895242
They're under 18

To be fair I only know it from Top Gear
>>
>>379894836
whoa this is the comfy thread, how about you calm down
>>
>9/11

Come on.
>>
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WHY
DO
THEY
KEEP
SAYING
9/11
>>
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>*Also on Windows 10
>>
>>379894971
i feel your fucking pain. my god

''THERES RAIN. THERES CONFETTI. THERES SUN WITH ACTUAL LENS FLARING. RACING IS REBORN''

''RED CARS. BLUE CARS. WHITE CARS. NEVER BEFORE HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO RACE LIKE THIS.''
>>
>>379895174
As long as they shit on sony I'm fine with it
>>
>>379895238
He's talking about the console.
>>
>>379895242
Never forget
>>
>>379895228
yeah, googled it
>>
>>379895242

vidya nerds don't care about cars I guess.
>>
>>379894723
Right
>>
>kek he said 911
is the whole chat 14? jesus fucking christ
>>
Wow

All that charisma from that woman
>>
Why are people acting like this game being on PC is a bad thing?
>>
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>Forza was the one thing that Xbox genuinely had over the competition in console market
>HEY GUYS LET'S MAKE IT FOR WINDOWS ALSO

I'm glad because I'll finally get to enjoy Forza again but holy shit that is some poor business sense.
>>
ehhhhhehehehehe
>>
>>379895197
With it on pc as well there's no need to buy an xBonex either
>>
>>379885004
Why did they call their car 9/11. . .
>>
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>LOL 9/11 XD
>>
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>i can be the first to drive her
>>
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>SEVEN HUNDRED ROCKS
>>
>>379895336
>>379895380
>>379895375

its an actual car series lmao
>>
>>379895375
>>379895380
Fucking underage /pol/tards
>>
>>379895351
700 cars is a pretty good amount of cars
>>
This is a comfy thread not a shitposting thread
>>379895273
>>379895197
>>379895174
>>379895126
>>379895109
>>379895025
>>379894971
>>379894936
>>379894857
>>379894837
>>
xbonx
I'm calling it
>>
>42 shit games
>only CONSOLE exclusivity

top fucking kek
>>
>>379895548
They're supposed to sell us the ebin water cooled console
>>
Forza 7: 9/11 Edition
>>
where are the gaaames
>>
>>379895548
No one with a PC library available will waste his time playing a racing game.
>>
>>379895563
They've been pushing the multiplatform stuff since Windows 10
>>
>console exclusivity
>>
>>379894723
Left, easily
>>
>exclusives

okay I'm listening
>>
mods please just kill this thread it isn't comfy anymore, it is a lie
>>
MOST DIVERSE LINEUP
>>
THATS NOT WHAT EXCLUSIVE MEANS
>>
>>379895581
That's the point
The sooner they die the better for games
>>
holy fuck these literal paid fans in the front rows
>>
>>379895683
>Implying anyone is going to talk about it
>>
>Console exclusivity

I love it
>>
>>379895425
>feel the intense heat as your xXxBawkxXx enters into violent meltdown
>>
Comfy stream,

http://onlysouls.stream
>>
>CONSOLE exclusivity
lel
>best on xbonex
sure...
>>
>>379895694
You're a good 10-15 seconds ahead of my stream.
>>
Are we finally to the videogames
>>
Here comes more diversity and shilling, how much more women are gonna get on stage?
>>
>every game worth a shit won't be xbox exclusive
like pottery
>>
>womyn drivers
>real cars

Jesus, Microsoft. This is EA tier embarrassing
>>
>>379895610
ITS A REAL FUCKING CAR SERIES ITS OLDER THAN THE FUCKING EVENT HOW DO YOU NOT REACH THAT CONCLUSION IN LITERALLY 2 SECONDS
>>
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but they will play best on PC, Phillip
>>
Is Spencer about to become the new Todd?
>>
NEW METROOOOO
>>
Actual games?
>>
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42 GAMES, 22 EXCLUSIVES
>>
>>379895683
xboneX?
>>
Phil looks pretty fat
>>
Metros back?
>>
>look at watch button
is this metro?
>>
>>379896013
nnnno
>>
>New Metro
Neat
>>
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>POST YFW 4K 60FPS ROBLOX
>>
Can you really do much more with metro? The sequel fucking sucked
>>
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>when his last name is a first name
>>
>>379896067
>*console exclusive
>>
METRO

IT'S METRO

XBOX WON
>>
METRO
>>
Fuck yeah new Metro. I'm excited
>>
That's the 28 days later OST
>>
Not gonna lie, I want a xXxBoneXxX now
>>
A new Metro game? Yes!
>>
look at this epic music for just some guy walking
>>
>28 days later theme
>>
>In a house in a heartbeat music
>>
>Work at car magazine
>911 GT2 RS revealed out of nowhere
>Suddenly have to work

Thanks microsoft
>>
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>new
>METRO
>G A M E
>>
>>379896247
>is on PC anyway
>xBONEx won
??
>>
>28 days later theme intensifies
Metro: Zombies confirmed.
>>
Metro 2035: 28 days later
>>
>>379896083
you can drop the e
>>
Isn't the metro story over?

Didn't they copy the books?
>>
>not ingame footage
red flag spotted
>>
I'm wondering how much of this is actually playing the game and how much is watching a movie/QTE
>>
That one song really is fucking good to be fair
>>
>open world metro
hmm
>>
and 28 DAYS LATER
>>
Please don't be open world
>>
>>379896467
There were 3 metro books iirc
And I don't think last light was based on any book
>>
punch the bad doggey
>>
that metro looks
>>
I find a lot of games don't really show how much it fucking hurts to be bit like that
>>
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>WINDOWS 10
>>
>>379896467
Not really. 2034 and Last Light are entirely different if I remember correctly.
>>
>>379895770

he said console exclusive, not exclusive
>>
>>379896467
I've read 2033 and 2034. The 2033 game was based on the book but Last Light came out before 2034 and isn't. Because Last Light had its own story, I doubt the new Metro game will be based on the books either.
>>
New comfy thread:
>>379896597

>>379896597

>>379896597
>>
So metro is now LITERALLY stalker
>>
>open world meme
red flag spotted again
>>
>>379895750
Yeah, and that's fine.
But you don't let the heavy hitters out of the console club unless you are DAMN sure your market can handle the resulting bleed.

And Xbox lately has been in no position to take that risk. If it was selling better though then by all means go for it.
>>
>>379896470
Yea, knowing metro series this could be in-game
>>
MAYBE NOT METRO wait for the name lads
>>
>breath outside


:O
>>
>>379895063
Considering how small it is, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it did
>>
>>379896003
Don't take the bait
>>
>>379896653
what did the janitors mean by this
>>
so we spared him its canon
>>
We got Janny'd
>>
WE
WUZ
KINGS
>>
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METROID EXODAR !!
>>
WORLD PREMIERE
>>
MAH BOI DMITRY
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

WE
>>
WE WUZ KANGZ game PogChamp
>>
Why are they outside the metro? And breathing the air?
>>
>>379894789
>>
WUZ
>>
WE WUZ KANGS
>>
So what you sayin is
>>
Holy shit a new Metro game
>>
reminder Egyptians were white
>>
why would this premiere now and not at ubisoft conference?
>>
>trailer of WE WUZ KANGZ starts with WE
Can't make this shit up
>>
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>chill thread he says
>First thing I see are racist kids scream we wuz kanga
>>
ASS CREED KANGZ
>>
WE WUZ KANGS: THE GAME
>>
WE DON'T NEED A SPEECH JUST KEEP IT GOING
>>
>>379897679
timed exclusive?
>>
>>379897836
>saying we wuz ckangz is now racist
wew lad
>>
>Modern Civilization
Yeah nah.
>>
>>379897836
I'm black am I being racist
>>
xbone one
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVseu9UNdLc
>>
>xbone one
>>
>now you play a black man


no thanks
>>
Ubishits new logo looks like a pile of shit, and you play as an actual nigger? Lol
>>
>>379897584
>sjw levels of revisionism
w e w
>>
>>379898873

pottery
>>
looks interesting
I can kill niggers
>>
what is this breathe of the wild
>>
>>379898842
you've never seen a black man have you?
>>
Why aren't you an Egyptian? Why do we have to be a Dindu?
>>
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>pull guy off a 10 foot ledge
>instantly dead
>>
wow another piece of shit assassins creed, the eagle is just a reworked part of watchdogs 2 where you could use drones to scout things out.
>>
>>379897584
No, but the greatest Egyptian dynasty, the Ptolemaic one, was Greek and didn't even speak Egyptian. (Cleopatra was notable for learning it)
>>
>Dindu can swim

LOL
>>
player unknown battlegrounds coming to xbox
>>
bluehole
>>
>see the niga noble
>google the Siwa city
>its a city in near Tunisia

phew, that was a close miss with a wewuz
>>
>>379898279
No you aren't, white kid.
>>
MINECRAFT HALO
>>
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Miney Crafta?
>>
>>379898279
being ashamed of being a nigger is even worse than just being a nigger
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