OFFICIAL MICROSOFT CONFERENCE THREAD.
CONFERENCE STARTS IN 30 MINUTES.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE? EXPECTATIONS? GET IN HERE.
>de gay
CRACKDOWN 3 FUCKING WHEN?
deez nuts
a Japanese video game
$499
WHERE AR ETHE VIDEOGAMES
>>379885280
Nice joke anon
>>379885280
You'll have to wait for Sony and Nintendo for those
Halo 6 when?
Exclusive games that arent state of decay sea of theives or crackdown.
>$499
STREAMS:
twitch DOT tv/twitch
twitch DOT tv/xbox
Drinking card for this conference
Watch on Mixer with Microsoft account linked and there will be free games given next week to your account.
Either Microsoft's biggest comeback or Microsoft telecasting their own funeral
get ready boys
30 mins until micropenises btfo themselves again
>>379885114
October, and will be a launch title for the Scorpio
>>379884904
>here is Xbox Scorpio running forza
6 at 4k60fps omg guis look at it
>check out this halo wars 2 dlc
>do you have a moment to talk about Windows 10 and Xbox?
>pls buy our windows store games
>and here's the moment you've all been waiting for... CRACKDOWN 3 HELL YEAH...be excited! Guys... seriously clap come on
GIVE ME MY PHANTOMDUST OR SCALEBOUND BACK
It's all I want, I'm not asking for much
This is now the comfy microshit e3 conference thread
>>379884904
CAN'T WAIT
>>379884904
>what do you want to see?
Them announcing they're killing their xbox branch
>expectations
no games
The yearly trio of exclusives, yammering about how Scorpio makes a character's sweat look crisper, and lots of "exclusive content coming FIRST to Xbox One".
>>379885884
this just seems like off-base memes and not an actual drinking game teebs
if the nintendo version doesn't have "wiiu ports" then you need to attend a necktie party
>>379886313
shut up tripfag
Not sure. But at least it won't be as bad as EA's conference
Is there a bingo sheet yet
Some new and fun IP.
That isn't broody shooter shit.
XBOX ULTRA. CALLING IT NOW.
>>379886637
oops, sorry
I forgot to say that I'm a huge faggot
>>379886637
don't underestimate microsoft's shittiness
>>379886637
Thats impossible.
Prepare yourselves
I want to see a Blue Team Blur Cinematic.
At this point, I'll just take a Blur Halo movie and no game.
Microsoft fucking wins
Suicide stream where?
>>379886831
Thanks anon. I needed that.
>>379886853
Fair enough. Although at worse I might just forget like half the shit they talk about again like last year
I just want my ODST 2, that's all I want. I'm not asking much.
Who /giantbomb/ here?
>>379887790
Whatever happens if they change the name it will be a stupid name anyway.
Like Xbox U
>twitch>(dot)>tv/totalbiscuit
get ready for some win10 shilling lads
>>379887790
Hell yeah
>>379888046
Comfy setup.
>>379887790
Jeff looking pretty JUST there
Anyone got a Microsoft Bingo?
Made the EA one yesterday, but didn't have time for a new one today.
>>379888523
what are the chances that she actually plays games?
>>379888046
>>379887790
>only having one monitor
>not having two for maximum E3 shitposting
>>379888706
49.63%
>>379884904
I'm expecting them to blunder big. Scorpio will be too expensive vs other options and not have enough exclusives.
We'll see though.
>>379888523
Here's mine
That fucking looping music.
>>379884904
> cringe
> sjw virtue signaling
> games that are exclusive right now but not exclusive when they come out
> fps garbage
> overpriced console
feels batman
ITS HAPPENING
HERE WE GO
IT BEGINS
4k 30fps
SOMETHING SOMETHING 4k
SONYGGERS BTFO INCOMING
I actually wonder how many people actually have 4k TVs.
4k, 12 fps
PLAY SEVEN YEAR OLD GAMES IN 4K
> 1080 in 2013
they havent hit 1080 yet
>>379890023
Very few. I don't understand the push for 4K. Why the fuck won't devs emphasis 1080p60fps over 4k
>>379890023
Not many. It'll become stanard eventually, but not for a few more years.
>>379890023
People will buy this for le 4k without even realizing they don't have a 4k TV.
>jewish woman playing
Give me a break
>already sjw playing a game
>same as the dev kit
>>379890023
feel like a fucking pleb with my 1080 screens still.
Player (You)
>>379890253
I have one and its AMAZING
>>379890023
I have one, but won't even try to run the Pro at "4k" on it.
>>379884904
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE?
I just want to see some RDR2/rockstar shit but I get the feeling they won't show up during any of the big conferences
>These fanboys
I hope they're getting paid.
>No goal to deliver games
who /signedintomixer/ here? hoping for some win10 shit 2bh
XBOX ONE X
> xbox one x
awful name
XBONEX
xbonx
>XBOXONEX
Is the audio desynced for anyone else?
It's like watching a shitty dub
>XBOX ONE X
sounds like that pepe/wojak comic "B.E yourself" someone post it
HOLY FUCK CP2077 ON MAIN STAGE
>>379884904
XXX Tripple x rated
>Xbox 1 X
>XXX
why do they call i the xbox one x?
it's TRIPPLE XXX
>XBX
Oh boy.
>xbox one x
gay
what a shit name
>ecks bawks won ecks
yawn
MOST POWERFUL CONSOLE
anyone wanna do bingo with me
>XBONEX
>>379890807
>xbonx
ayo nigga let me get dat xbonx
This is going to get very confusing when talking about it.
>Xbox One X
xox
Nu kwality standard
Just rolls off the tongue
>Xbonex
Lmaoing @ M$
>Xbox one x
Who is in charge of the names at Microsoft?
>X_boxone_X
>XB-OX
Really?
>Xbox one X
WHAT
THE FUCK
ARE THEY DOING?
Holy shot Sony btfo
>ONE X
>BONEX
>XBONES
So xbonex?
How boring
They could have called it the X4, and they go with this shitty name instead
>wasting time on specs instead of games
it's like they're trying to fuck themselves
POO
That is the most Japanese name I've ever heard for a western console.
>crowd cheering at the numbers as if they fucking mean anything
THATS NUMBERWANG
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This fucking marketing department.
Some kid is going to be unhappy at Christmas because of that name.
WHERE THE GAMES THOUGH
Also
>That one guy who keeps yelling "yeah"
But are the pixels high quality?
>MOST POWERFUL CONSOLE EVER MADE
no shit, it's the latest one. You can be proud of that fact if it's stronger than the ps5 or whatever the fuck launches in the next year or two.
so what kind of gfx power are we talking about at 499?
>Xbox One S
>Xbox One X
This will never cause confusion.
>1.1 GHZ
>Impressive
wut
Is he a robot? His movements look unnatural
WE TERAFLOPS NOW
YEAH! BANDWIDTH!
>4k asses in your living room
I like it
A FUCKING PAJEET
>not "Xbox one xobX"
XBOX ONE X
SPECS
PLEASE CLAP
XBONX
WHO WAS THE RETARD THAT MEMED XBOX ONE X INTO EXISTENCE
XOX FUCKER U DID THIS
>Xbox One X
>all xbox one accessories and games work with one x
>everyone cheers
this is the state of the gaming industry in 2017
>xXx_bone_xXx
>>379891147
X
Box
One
X
XBOX
Comfy stream
http://onlysouls.stream
I don't understand what this guy is talking about, is he speaking xbonix?
"it's backwards compatible with all your xbox one games"
yeah... it's still just an xbox one, dumbass.
>Specs
>Backwards compatibility
Yeah that's nice, but give me some games to play on it or it's kinda pointless.
>>379891987
this holy fuck.
>thank you masters thank you!
BOSS
XOX HAS INFILTRATED THE FACILITY
they're flopping, no one gives a shit about specs if theres no games
>X
X
>X
X
>X
X
>X
>>379892089
pakinese
X Box One X
X B O X
XBOX
This is simultaneously the greatest console name and the worst.
What if I only have a 720p tv
will it supersample further?
>the most powerful CPU to power a console until sony makes a ps4k2
>actually naming the Scorpio the Xbone X
im laughing so hard right now who the fuck thought this was a good idea
LIQUID COOLING
IT'S OVER
SONY IS FINISHED
I'm sure all these tech specs are nice and shit but what the fuck does this mean for games?
...and does thi smean I can just skip the original Xbox One altogether?
LOL VAPE BRO
NUMBERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The pinned thread is going way too fucking fast.
plebs there probably don't even know what he is saying 2bqh
>Caja Equis Uno Equis
VAPE CHAMBER
COOLING! YEA!!
>>379892049
That's pretty clever
>supersampling
>new
>>379891739
By the number of tflops, it's something around the 480.
>MAXIMUM POWAH
>VAPOR COOLING
Ok, but where the games?
>X X X
>>379892432
YEAH!
I missed the beginning
is Xbone finished?
>>379892250
Oh shit
DUDE VAPE CHAMBER
Cream Chowder.
Wake me up when they actually show some games. I mean, there will be games right?
>SPECS SPECS SPECS
WHO CARES?
>>379892203
They will release skyrim remake 15 and people will eat it.
>>379892592
>he doesnt want his multiplatforms VAPED
LIQUID COOLING FOR EXTREMELY HOT CONSOLES
THIS SHIT'LL BURN A HOLE IN YOUR FLOOR OTHERWISE
>liquid cooling
so what they're saying is this cpu gets hot as fuck
RED RING OF DEATH X
>powerful and small
so its gonna be like 700 dollars right?
XBONE KEX
>LIQUID COOLED VAPOR CHAMBER
>>379892435
Of course, it's like trying to have a discussion in twitch chat.
>that awoo
>Smallest xbox
Woah, what?
QUICK
PLACE YOUR BETS ON THE $499 TAG BEING TRUE
Waiting for the Xbox One X s
PC IS OVER
>>379892663
It's Xbonex now
*And Windows 10
>>379892842
500
>no xbox heuge memes
>racing shit
that VCR is gonna get hot
>& Windows 10
This is gonna sum up the whole conference
EXCLUSIVE XBOX WORLD PREMIERE *also on Windows 10
It begins
WE'RE ALREADY 10 MINUTES IN
>lets show you what it can do
>proceed to show dirt
Makes sense
>highend pctards
What did he mean by this?
THE SYSTEM WE ASKED THEM TO BUILD
>>379892250
MASSAAAAAAAAAKA
>inb4 FIVE HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
>some racing shit no one gives a fuck about
sasuke microshit...
Well it actually sounds like a powerful console so that's cool.
Let's see if the price kills
>FEMALES
fucking FEMALES IN SUITS
how many frames is that?
>carshit
>XCLUSIVE WORLD PREMIERE
>looks like basic unreal assets
WEWLAD
whoa..... is this real life?
>RACING GAEMS
Garbagio comfirmio
> xXx_Boxx_OnE_xXx joins the room
Those textures already look shit
>starts with a racing game
DUDE! BRO!
a fucking racing game
wow
it's fucking nothing
Look a racing game
IT'S STILL GOING
why is twitch chat so reddit?
>all this hardware
>still look like an xbox 360 game
>COD/EA sports game of racers
why do people even give a shit?
> still talking about racing games
Is it just me or is E3 getting kind of boring?
>female race driver
never happened
PKEKS AND SONNYGGERS ABSOLUTELY BTFO!!!!!
side note does anybody know what the XBOXE3 font is called?
It's pretty.
WHERE
ARE
THE
VIDEO
GAMES
It can even run cinematic cutscenes. Wow, never been done before.
>Anthem?
>Halo?
>Gears?
>Fucking cars
This is already a disaster.
Does anyone actually give two shits about Forza?
On Xbox (and PC)
>Dude, heres a car lmao
>woo
Not gonna lie, I'm not noticing much of a difference from Forza 6 visually speaking.
you can't make this shit up
>Another racing game
Serious question, what the fuck has changed in racing games in the last 10 years?
GIRLS CAN BE DRIVERS TOO YOU KNOW
AUTOMOTIVE POWER BOYS
>>379893379
At least it's not Need for Cutscenes.
>showing a fucking car instead of games
what a shitshow
>Racing shit
Who gives a fuck.
> racing and esports
>Cars
Oh god not another fucking Forza game.
Waste of engineering confirmed
This guys is pretty enthusiastic
I take it back. This can be worse.
>xbox and PC
>>379884904
>Shilling cars at game event
9/11
>Microsoft doing a 4K conference
>Stream is in 1080p
>GUYS OUR VIDEO GAME CONSOLE IS THE BEST
>okay, now LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CAR!!!!
eesports!
>they're showing off a real car again
WHO
CARES
>a car
Boy I sure love video gaems
A
NEW
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Forza7
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!
and the brought a car! Like last time! Yay!
Is there a summary of what went down @ E3 so far?
I FUCKING LOVE CARS
We play games mate, wrong audience
>and PC
loving every laugh
>not the 918 replacement
>literally showing the yearly incremental 911 upgrade
FUCKING LEL
DUDE CARS LMAO.
>>379893559
Horizon 3 is actually pretty fun
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET THIS FUCKING CAR SALESMAN OUT OF HERE
is this a pre order exclusive
FORTZA
I thought it was just FOR-ZA
I was saying it wrong all these years.
>DUDE CARS LMAO
GIVE ME GAMES
>>379893516
>PKEKS
*Also on Windows 10
WE /o/ NOW BOYS
POST EUROBEAT MEMES
LOOK
A REAL CAR
VIDEO GAMES
WOAH
VIDEO GAMES LOL
>>379893516
I'm just glad the xbone containment platform lives on
Stay the fuck away from our games
WOW IT'S A CAR
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?????????????????????/
lmao this guy get underwhelming audience reactions every year he's onstage
That awkward silence
>>379892716
I actually think it's interesting, eventhough I'd never in my life buy a microsoft console.
WHERE THE VIDEO GAMES AT?
Does the car have any relevance to video games?
wow, that sure is a ...car
Is E3 even about video games anymore? It's just sports and cars now :/
Yet another forza... how boring.
welcome to our games conference. up first we gave money to porsche to help us show their car.
I wanna fuck that car
That disappointed audience.
where are the video games
>>379893587
It's 6 games in and still has no dynamic time of day or weather.
where
the
video
games
>racing shit
>porsche
Am I supposed to care about this?
duddddde look at that car, bro!
omg it's forza 39493959939485748 horizon zero dawn x edition!
Fucking autofags get out.
PORSCHE STEEL UND KRUPP ENGINGES LADS
>>379893673
How could they go lower than EA?
MERGE WITH ME FINALLY
>/v/ complains about racing games because they will never ever be alpha and have enough money to drive one
having a car on as a guest is better than generic celebrities I guess. And it's tangentially related to the game.
>lose the console war
>become car salesmen
my fucking sides
Oh boy pissed pedro is going to love this
we /o/ now!
Is xbox x expensive as this car?
He's pronouncing Porsche wrong the dumb turnip
>E3
>games
>they show us a literal car
why
>video games
Jesus Christ, this shilling
>a fucking car
This is some seriously gay shit
Is there a more obnoxious and overused word than "exclusive" in video games?
>Insert Porsche advertisement here
What is this, a fucking car show.
>A FUCKING CAR
Holy fuck that car is hideous.
I'm sure all those gamers there are interested in real cars
where the fucking video games
its a car?????? ok?????
>9/11 engine
So it's an inside job?
>>379893731
they want you to watch the conference on their twitch clone, Mixer
>Two grills
A 9/11 engine? is it powered by conspiracies?
>female drivers
>those fucking shirts
WHAT THE FUCK DO CARS HAVE TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES
IS THIS THE /v/ CONFERENCE?
> 2 chick "race car drivers"
fuck off
Is this a fucking advert for Porsche?
>women drivers
>playing games, but not really
>x o x o x
tic tac toe
WOMEN
>911
CARS
CARS IN YOUR VIDYA SHOW
YOURE A NORMALFAG THAT LOVES CARS RIGHT GUYS?
XBOX CONFIRMED FOR NO GAMES, ONLY CARS
>A random car
>ESPORTS
>RACING GAMES
>NO NAME CAR DRIVERS
WEW MICROSOFT
>>379894008
Overpriced and has a shitty engine in the wrong place.
>debuting a car
>at a gaming convention
I'm going back to sleep. Have fun guys.
AW SHIT WOMEN
Funny how porsches all look the same.
>4K 60FPS
SONY BTFO
Do these professional drivers come with the game?
>>379894084
Not at E3
>motorshit
Fuck off, where's the games?
IM A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER DID I MENTION IM ALSO A GIRL
SUPER HIGH RESA-
SUPER HIGH RESOLUTION
>xbox one x
i want project gotham racing, not forzshit
rip in piss bizarre creations
>Sony conference won't even have a single car
It's over, MS already won.
>>379894152
NO DUDE. BRO. WHEN THEY BROUGHT THAT CAR OUT BRO? *rips fat cloud* I WAS LIKE BROOOOOO
>>379893379
Look a car
Holy fucking shit, that lisp.
A
FUCKING
CAR
Can you please rename the title? 9-11 triggers me
diversity: the conference
Sexy sluts
>>379893982
Post more Cecilia
FEMALE DRIVERS
FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!!!
EA was real life sports shit.
Microsoft is real life car shit.
How will Bethesda, Ubi and Sony top this?
wow they got TWO girls?????
0 games for now....doubt it gonna change till the end of the conference
>>379893674
xbots are probably crying their eyes out right now.
Here comes the inclusion!
got damn that front bumper is ugly as fuck
porsche is life tho
DUDE
FEMALE PANDERING
that lisp
>nerbergrain
>GT-R
HAHAHA GM BTFO'D
i'm dying here
they headline their new console off with a boring-ass racing game
which they spend the first two minutes shilling for an actual car
For the price of that car I hope you get an Xbox One X and 4k tv included
>>379894086
Looks like they finally have dynamic weather
>XBOX
>NO GAMES
>ONLY GIRLS
where do i preorder
>>379894224
It's not xbox x, it's XBox One X, which can be shortened to XBOX,
>professional driver
>driving on the yellow limits
HAAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAA
WHERE IS THE NIGGERS?
>microshit literally have no games, have to start debuting actual cars
christ thsi might be worse than EA
>e-"sports"
>>379894618
>tfw Sony opens the press conference showing a tricycle.
This nigga is stumbling on his own fucking words kek.
>>379894526
BUT WAIT YOU MIGHT MISS MADDEN XXL: TYRONE'S REVENGE
>>379894471
>he thinks carfags aren't even more autistic than /v/irgins
>>379894765
Why do you like your engine in the wrong place?
>>379894703
I'm gonna need to come back later for that Cecilia pic
Riveting gameplay
WHO CAAAARES
>EPIC
Next they are going to announce some charities they are working with to bring something loosely related to video games
>>379894187
/v/ complains about racing games because THEY'RE ALL THE SAME SHIT
lol why are they standing on top of 10 foot platforms
So this is a next gen system? Not just an upgraded ONE?
> using the word exclusive with "and"
If you want realistic just go drive your car
We could have gotten more qualified drivers, but nope we had to get women who barely keep up with the worst men.
wow it has weather
This guy is a poet.
SONYPONY BTFO
WE HAVE A FUCKING CAR XBOXXER_XXX
*pause*
Or...Windows 10 PC's...
Who cares about some stupid car in a game show?
>not even a steady 30fps
What's the point of 4k IF YOU CAN'T EVEN GET A STEADY 30 FPS?
The name is actually fine, form factor looks non-intrusive but as a result looks boring. The size will be impressive, probably. No exclusives though so idk whats the point
CARS
>dat lisp
diamonds
"I'm gonna push this car to the limit"
>takes corners at 2mph
Yeah that sure is......something
GUYS HOLY SHIT
CARS
OH MY GOD A CAR
>>379894968
delete this please do NOT fucking meme this into reality
>XBONX
>>379890253
1440p is attainable, and 1080p is not really acceptable anymore.
We shouldn't have skipped straight to 4k, to be sure.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SHOWING THIS NORMIE CAR SHIT IN THE ONE CONFERENCE ONLY REAL NERDS WATCH?!!!?
ARE THEY JUST STANDING THERE HOLDING THE CONTROLLERS?
>PORSCHE
>PORSCHE
>PORSCHE
>PORSCHE
>PORSCHES
>PORSCHE
>PORSCHES
>PORSCHE
>PORSCHE
>GUYS CHECK OUT THIS PORSCHE
fucking cars every dam time.
PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE PORSCHE
>and Windows 10
Hahahahahaha
I actually think the game looks good, dynamic puddles is fucking rad but this conference is a circus
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN E3 BECOMES PUBLIC. THIS WAS A MISTAKE
Why does Forza look so fucking slow?
>those dead eyes from the womyn driver
thanks for that amazing delivery, retarded roastie
>9/11 Car
Wow microsoft
>cars
Dudebros are rejoicing
WAS THAT JUST A WINDOWS DESKTOP????
Car commercial.
(applause)
>"it runs at 60fps we swear guys"
>stream locked at 30
really makes me think
>the most powerful console ever made in forza motorsports 7
what did he mean by this?
>>379894618
shit.... did we... did we lose sonybros?
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
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>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
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>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
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>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
>60 FPS
NATIVE 4K
take a drink every time they mention "most powerful"
that fat bitch looks so bored
Okay nice cars but where the videogames at?
Who are these literally who women?
>>379894187
did you mean to write "about racing cars" ? Because i don't think anyone here complains about racing games.
Also
>calling people beta because they don't care about a new car in a video game convention
ok
>>379884904
XBOX ONE KEKS!
Oh look it's another Forza. How exciting!
>look at those stronk racing WOMYN! dey don't need no man to drive muscle cars!!!1
>Road going 9/11
What did he mean by this?
Thanks for showing me some car that I'll never be able to drive.
Show me the game, I don't care about porsche
she has nice curves
Those are some high quality car pixels if dare say so myself.
> diverse
>unveiling a brand new car to the world at a vidya game convention where nobody cares about cars
>hot female drivers on stage are clearly nervous cause they don't get to be on stage like this often, they just pushed them on stage to appease diversity quotas
This is embarrassing man, i actually feel bad for those girls.
>911
This is kinda funny
Better than an hour of soccer you fags.
jesus christ xbox is so shit
>>379894982
i love the cayman more than the 911 but i can see its appeal
i just like porsche in generalexcept their butt ugly SUVs
>>379894187
carfags are the most skeevy autistic fat manchildren you will ever meet. dont even try it nerd.
Road going 9/11
>The most powerful 9/11
TWIN TOWERS BTFO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. HOW CAN WE STOP THEM
and Windows 10
>>379895256
pretty sure the plan is to merge them together. the xbone has a win10 variant already
>42 GAMES
Sometimes I like to play racing games just to imagine the incredible weather effects in a game that isn't boring
Did he just say "xlaunches"
DADDY IS BACK
Is there a hidden t in forza? fortza?
LARGEST LINE-UP
>PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL
I can't tell if these guys are planted by Microsoft or genuinely this indoctrinated by the bone
>>379895396
Forza Motorsport has always run at 60 fps.
SONYGGERS BTFO
42 GAMES
>I witnessed the most powerful console ever made
holy shit that t-shirt is cringey as fuck
22 exclusives for xbox sony btfo
MOST DIVERSE
>>379895545
This.
22 EXCLUSIVES
42 games, LUL.
42 GAMES BOIS
the sticky isn't rolling, fuck
all those fucking paid shills in the front
22!
FOR EVERY TYPE OF GAMER
CONSOLE EXCLUSIVITY (on Xbox One)
NEW THREAD
>>379894789
>>379894789
>>379894789
42 GAYMES
>>379895701
Maybe they're just ironic shitshouters.
ORI PLEASE
>>379895218
Yes. That gameplay footage was completely pre-recorded. They literally only had those women there for the sake of having women there because diversity and progressiveness and "WEMINZ CAN BE GUD DRIVERZ 2"
>>379895396
How fucking new are you?
>42 games
Are these people cheering paid shills?
WHOA, 42 GAMES GUIZE
AND 22 GAMES THAT'LL BE BETTER ON PC
>*also available on Windows 10
>>379884904
42 NEW GAMES?
wow, they're going to save the retarded part about that porsche
> exclusive
> work on x box one, xbox one x, and windows 10
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
CONSOLE EXCLUSIVITY
>>379895701
>"""CONSOLE"""" EXCLUSIVITY
4 2
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SONY BTFO
>>379895647
I was wondering the same fucking thing.
indieshit time
>>379895761
*also on windows 10
>>379895710
inb4 40 remakes
>>379895701
>he doesn't like daddy
k y s do NOT fuck with us
>Console exclusivity
PC CONFIRMED
>console exclusivity
LMAO
METRO
XBOX WON
>>379895741
>console exclusivity
>>379895741
>2 actual games and 20 dumb indie shit games no one wants
METRO
>22 non exclusives
AHAHAHAHAH
WHAT A FAILURE
22 GAMES
MORE GAMES THAN PS4
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
thought he was about to say it would run best on win10
everyone was thinking that right?
Metro?
Sony is finished. This will kill em and Nintendo will shit all over their grave.
>METRO?
FOURTY-TWO GAMES
TWENTY-TWO EXCLUSIVES
XBOX GAMES
!
WE METRO NEXT LIGHT BOYS
New metro game?
What's with this 28 Days Later music?
NEXT METRO GAME
Metro...well, ok, for now....
Racing to casual fps
DUDE! BRO!
2 YEARS LATER!
>>379884904
>stealing music from 28 days later
BRAVO MS
S-STALKER?!?
we /lit/ now
Idk if MS won E3 but they certainly won the car show
>in the house in a heartbeat starts playing
jesus christ, REALLY?
PRESS X TO DODGE
I liked Last Light, but whenever I see Metro all I think off is STALKER, and then I get sad that theres never going to be a STALKER 2
*heavy breathing*
TOTALLY NOT SCRIPTED YOU GUYS
When the fuck is 28 months gonna happen
Very cinematic
>open world metro
A NU CHEEKI BREEKI
>cinematic trailer disguised as gameplay
I hate video games
>Open world
WE STALKER NOW?
It's Metro you faggots
>all these literal retards shouting FALLOUT 5 in the stream
Better be Crysis
>that fallout 3 homage in the beginning
We're already about 30% through the conference and all we've seen is the XBONX, a car, and this trailer that keeps going on
Neat I suppose.
METRO XBOX EXCLUSIVE SONY LOST
Please no open world
TOTALLY
NOT
SCRIPTED
HELLO I AM SIR BEARINGTON WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU
its actually a metro game wtf
big bertha?
>open world now
pass
All that
>"gameplay"
>walking simulator with scripted scenes
>artyom
but he dead
this is literally all scripted wtf
>WE
Wow what perfect timing
>>379897020
WUZ
KANGZ
WUZ
>Falconing simulator when?
was that actual gameplay?
and windows 10*
>>379896969
Go back to playing Roblox
WELL EDUCATED AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN
>>379897020
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
GENERIC
POST APOC
FPS
THATS SOME NICE GAMEPLAY(CUTSCENE)
>wasting ammunition to run away
WE WUZ ASSASINS AND SHIEET
WE WUZ KANGS
WE WUZ ASSASSINS
KANGS!!!
>>379897237
windows 10 store*
ftfy
WE WAS KANGS
KANGZ
>METRO
>takes gasmask OFF when he gets OUTSIDE
???
We wuz We WUZ KANGZ AN SHIT
THEN... WHITEY CAME
where are you guys watching the stream, it seems the one I'm watching has a delay
LITERALLY STARTED WITH WE
WE WUZ ASSASINS N SHEIT
>>379884904
>Mfw E3
WE WUZ ASSASSINS 'N SHEIT
literally starting with WE
Holy shit it's literal WE WUZ ASSASSINS
>>379897142
KANGZ
HONHONHON
>another goddamn assassins creed
>>379897217
I wish.
kike
>No Jade Raymond
Dropped.
Oui oui
KANGS
>Assasin's Creed with a giant enemy snake
Um. isn't Assassin' Creed supposed to be historically accurate?
>>379897632
I'm watching the officialâ„¢ stream in 4k from my Xbox Oneâ„¢ S
WE WUZ KINGS
ANCHIT EGEEPT
>Frenchie
>>379889247
migrate?
god i hate french people
>XBONE ONE
WHAT
so metro is on PC too right
pass, i dont wanna play as a sand nigger
XBONE
XBON ONE X
"The birthplace of modern civilization"
>citation needed
>XBUN WHY
>Egypt
>birthplace of modern civilization
Never trust a frenchman!
>trailer actually starts with WE
The absolute madmen
ain-cheent ee-gypt
>Ancient Egypt is the birthplace of modern civilization
Hmm. I don't think so.
>Xbone 1
OH GOD MY FUCKING SIDES
WE WE HON HON
*XBONXQ
RPG ELEMENTSâ„¢!
I almost thought we were getting Age of Empires 4
xXx BONE ONE xXx
Already thought there was an assassins Creed origins
UUUU
>xbone
lol
As a french I'm offended by his english
>>379897996
honestly i thought it was the most interesting part of the trailer, im tired of boring assassins shit, throw some actual boss monsters in there
wait, so Metro was actually an exclusive title? will it be released on steam?
>MC is black with an african accent
>supposd to be "Medjai" a lineage of guardians
god lmao
Daily reminder that Egyptians aren't black.
Sounds like AC3 protag #2
>english
wow dropped
>>379898627
Windows 10 only
>skyrim compass
>KANGZ
>african accents
Wtf
A FUCKING DRONE BIRD
OH BOY TIME FOR ANOTHER SERIES THAT IS LITERALLY ONLY GOING TO BE POSTED ON /v/ FOR /pol/ BAITING
SWEET
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SURGE IN WE WUZ SHITPOSTING
>>379898804
god fucking damn it, microsoft is fucking cancer
MY ASSAULT FALCON, GET THE POPCORN FROM THEM!
Why are they talking like they're in Somalia?
LEE MEE ALON
>magic eagle powers
He sounds like he's from the congo not egypt
Wait, can the bird hear his thoughts?
>clearly a sub-Saharan African
STOP PERPETUATING THIS MYTH FFS
BLACK ON BLACK CRIME
You get to play as a bird!
How will sony ever recover?!
Wow the graphics are garbage. Dropped.
>jumping from tree to tree like a nigger
lmao
>>379899124
>>clearly a sub-Saharan African
This.
>>379899023
>Literally far cry primal
>>379898627
>>379898804
>>379898948
If you watched the trailer closely it just said coming to the store on Windows 10 and Xbox One.
Chances are it'll be on Steam like the first 2 games.
>>379898774
I'm Egyptian, can confirm
>Legendary from common mob
>>379898937
Get on the train, faggot.
I can't play a game where the mc is a nog
>is supposed to be Egyptian
>From northwest egypt
>talks like a sub saharan african
>egypt is the birthplace of civilization
Lol?
LOOT
nice reskin of watch dogs 2
That's just D-Dog in bird form
LITERALLY STEALING BOWTIME FROM BOTW
Fucking AssCreed
>its all black people
>>379884904
>Tfw you're trying to sell your Xbox for a PS4 but no one wants it
>>379899368
sjw logic
>playing a game full of nigger
>>379899537
>thinking Egyptians are black
okay, now I'm a little more interested
>had clear opening to go and shoot them above, instead goes in and attacks them melee
the fuck
Even though it doesn't make sense everyone is fucking black as night and speaking with african accents, it does look good.
But I'll be called a shill for this kek
Assassin's Souls
>Damage numbers
>Shitty combat
>Instakill counters
>CINEMATIC CONTROLLABLE ARROWS
Fucking hell this looks awful.
>>379899669
DON'T QUESTION THE NARRATIVE
Tonight's headline on Kotaku
>The new Assassin's Creed trailer totally smashes the cis-white-male patriarchy- and that's a good thing
That honestly looked like hot garbage. What the absolute fuck?
>>379899537
DROPPED
TWITCH BTFO
MAGIC ARROWS!
KANGZ shit aside, this looks awful
>press X to jump 6 feet to the side
ARMORED Elefuns
>magnetic arrows
LOL
we magik now bois
Hey at least they changed the atrocious easy combat system. No more counter spamming for flashy finishers.
THAT LAST ARROW DEFIED PHYSICS
>Mixer
WE TWITCH NOW
>EGYPT!!!!
>everyone is black
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOAH
IS THAT *THE* PLAYERUNKNOWN?
That shirt angers me
FUCK survival games
>player now known
>PUBG on console
wasnt Day Z supposed to be on console to?
SOULSBORNE COMBAT
SOUSLBORNE COMBAT
OH WOW THEY CHANGED SOMETHING IN THE FORMULA
to copy something else but still
NO LONGER UNKNOWN
>streamerbait FOTM shit
OH GOODIE
>PUBG
>Already hitting console
Optimization never it seems
>>379900070
It's only a small step forward. But yeah.
new thread?
>breathes in
Wasn't PUBG made by gooks? Or was it only published by them?
thanks for beta testing pcbros
>Xbox One enhancements
So does this mean the game is going to forever run like shit?
>>379900559
only published by them
>exclusive
>it's on PC right now
Phil...
>>379899934
>>379899669
this is awful, who approved this trailer
>Xbox One Exclusive
UUHHH, SOMEONE GONNA TELL PHIL?
minecraft for dude bros
Anyone excited for Space Marine Roblox?
>>379900761
Pay attention. They keep saying ''CONSOLE'' exclusive. They have no real exclusives so they are taking the sony strategy.
>Muh minimal grafix
NOW EXCLUSIVELY IN 4K
>no dwarves sky
HOLY SHIT THE GRAFIX
NO MAN'S MINECRAFT ON X BOX X ONE X
ZAMBAMBOS
>should we finish these textures?
>nah let's just say it's part of the artstyle
looks dope
More zombie shit woohoo glad this tired fad is still alive
EXCLUSIVE
EXCLUSIVE
EEEEEXXXXXCLUSIVE
>mfw Drumpf has been in office for 1 year
>>379901496
here's a new thread for you guys
>These animations
Holy kek
>>379901460
How the zombie fad made it past 2011 I'll never understand
>surrounded by zombies
>completely okay
THE SIMS zombie expansion
>>379884904
most games look graphically inferior to previous gen consoles. wtf is happening
>literally all shooters
$599 for stale games.