STREAM IS ON
https://youtu.be/39HaM-mh7LM
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
>Angry Joe is going to be one of the guests
>>379881376
What the fuck is this woman
>>379881691
no fucking way
Is Geoff at this one?
>>379881795
she's hot
>>379881916
Yes, it's the pope show.
>hashtag battle
>>379881376
>watching youtuber eceleb shit
Fuck off at least post the official xbox channel stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ4GpE3c97U
>>379881916
yes
How long is Xbox conference? 2 hours?
>>379881972
what kind of desperate shit standards do you have to find that hot
Are we allowed to like keighley?
It wouldn't be E3 without the Dorito Pope. I missed him yesterday
>>379882036
50 minutes from now.
>>379882092
You are a confirmed faggot if your first reaction wasn't to throw a fuck into her, there's really no debate about it
>>379882029
they will cover M$ conference in this stream
Is there no taimaTV stream?
>>379882234
>liking ugly sterile frigid bitch
>got called out on being a bloke virgin who literally throws himself at any vagina
>spergs out and calls others gays
classy
get a fucking taste loser
where is the comfy /v/ stream ?
>>379882106
well at least he's not a """"youtube creator"""""
>>379881376
MODS STICKY PLOZ
I don't understand all this shit around battlefront 2. I thought everyone considered the first one to be a bit shit
>>379882473
Please no, stickies turn to shit.
>>379881972
no woman is hot enough to make up for mispronouncing GIF
Ehh..it's either Youtube or Twitch. Youtube stream seems more hype
I miss the old days when everyone just watched gametrailers because there wasn't anything else.
>>379881376
Stream isn't working on my PS4
>>379882843
try thru twitch
>>379882360
literally every single time I post my hot af ex's I get bans, don't really know what else I can tell you
you can sit here and pretend that presenter bimbos aren't hot, but all you're doing is projecting your inability to get with the easiest sluts possible, meaning you're hardly the fucking guy to be calling others virgins (lmao) because that landwhale who you have to scooterboy around, is more of a, let's say, "acquired taste" as opposed to a fast-food style slut who's literally ready to fuck within 10 seconds
>>379882971
>literally every single time I post my hot af ex's
Giant White Whales should be posted on specific boards, not /v/ retard
>>379882106
he's the only host you should like
Ah yes, The Lord of the Rings, what an interesting and not at all overplayed fantasy setting.
>>379882923
Alright. Didn't wanna download the app, but fuck it.
>>379882971
I mean, shit, I just tuned in and pretty much every presenter slut is looking good, what the fuck are you on about, you just come off another anime-wank?
>no youtube stream
already a disaster
shadow of war looks dope
>>379882497
I think it was a good game, save for some design flaws revolving around the hero power ups. The big issue I think people had was the lack of diversity in the missions and classes compared to the old battlefront2. It was very barebones in comparison.
>>379883379
Which planet do you live on?
>>379883182
>>379881376
I'm praying to fucking god they let Rocco do another thing
Oh boy you guys.
Minecraft Storymode.
>minecraft telltale gets a sequel
FUKN EBIN!!!!
>>379883434
He's scheduled for tomorrow, I think.
Wow, minecraft
>>379881376
Microsoft Event starts in 40 minutes, correct?
>>379883434
He's gonna be there for the pre-show before PlayStation tomorrow I believe.
Does anyone give a single fuck about Minecraft? Anyone that's over the age of ten that is.
>>379883434
kek, I remember reading the stream chat and there were tons of people who didn't know who he was which made the whole thing even more hilarious.
>>379883585
yes
>>379882923
Ok I must be retarded how do I find this stream on twitch?
>>379883275
https://youtu.be/39HaM-mh7LM
>>379883585
Yes
I can't wait the cringe MatPat will spew in his interview. Wonder how much weight Angry Joe gained this time.
I really dislike video games
>>379883275
> not using livestreamer
pleb
>>379883863
how much weight who gained?
>indie garbage
>>379882092
realistic ones apparently.
>>379883379
gameplay looks nice but the story sucks because we already know that he won't succeed. Also it's retarted that we play a human who is leading orcs
>>379883936
>Minecraft
>indie
>tfw starting full time tomorrow and going to miss most of E3 this year
Goddammit
>They're trying to market a minecraft game off of deep interpersonal relationships
Show this to people two years ago and nobody would believe you
Angry Joe won't be able to make unfortunately
>all this time spend over a minecraft game
BROWN BRICKS
>>379884006
That makes sense. The disgusting bitch with brick manface is your only realistic chance seeing how gay you are
This artstyle is horrendous
I hate humanity
Start the show with Crackdown 3, gameplay, new trailer, release date + Beta starts today
Scorpio talk, Halo 5 & Gears 4 shown at 4k etc.
new Controllers, headsets etc
Anthem gameplay on Scorpio
Ninja Gaiden
State of Decay 2 gameplay
New game by Obsidian, likely Alpha Protocol 2
Forza 7 Motorsport trailer + cinematic trailer for a new non-Forza Playground game
Borderlands 3
Shadow of War trailer
Assassin's Creed Origins
Splinter Cell exclusive deal
Halo spin-off
Fromsoft new game, multiplat
A new game from Techland
2 first/second/third party exclusives
Fable is back
Minecraft
indie games incl. new game from Mojang, Cuphead releases today, new game from MOON Studios - a sequel to Ori and the Blind Forest
Sea of Thieves trailer
End the conference with a cinematic trailer for Age of Empires 4
>>379884152
kek is this real
>>379884152
kek
>>379884104
I know that feel, anon. It's like my boss made the schedule purposely so that I'd miss every single event. Thankfully I'll be off in time to catch Sony which is all I really care about, gonna grab a pizza a hunker down
I just tuned in why people spamming gay in chat?
>>379884152
finally
>E3 coverage being relevant after Gametrailers closed down
Those where the days...
>>379884314
>Borderlands 3
>Shadow of War trailer
>Assassin's Creed Origins
>Splinter Cell exclusive deal
>Fromsoft new game, multiplat
I don't give a rat's ass about Microsoft but if we got all this shit it will have been well worth watching
>minecraft story autism
>>379884314
Monitoring..
>>379884365
>Paying attention to youtube or twitch chats
>ever
You should know better
>girl power the game
>>379884593
It's on jewtube
of course she saved the woman
Oh my god I disregarded telltale memecraft when it was announced I'd never seen any of it. It's fucking unbearable. Mostly
>>379884338
Same, Sony going to be the only one I'm able to catch unless I sneak some posting on my phone.
I don't want to make a bad impression though.
>numales
What the fuck is this Minecraft shit?
>That looks like a lot of fun
Geoff couldn't even manage to fake it.
>>379884365
The guy talking about Minecraft has an effeminate voice
Basically half of this board is 10 year olds
> EA and MSoft are gonna band together and BTFO gookshits
can't wait
Whoever is in charge of the audio levels at YT is failing hard
LOW ENERGY POPE!
SAD!
>>379884723
>hear womans voice on stream
>switch tab
>its some dude talking
>Autistic kids' favorite youtubers are characters
they know how to make money
>yuri lowenthal
That woman is pushing her mid 30s hard.
Urgh. Bring in some fresh meat.
>>379884850
Stupid phoneposter.
I like Kyle Bosman
>bosman is a jojofag
>matpat
T E R A F L O P S
>Geoff's hair is starting to gray
>need for speed looked really cool
why am I even listening to this garbage?
these people have atrocious trash taste
>gametheory faggot
>I liked everything EA showed
What fucking world am I living in that someone could think that
This steam is completely unwatchable youtUwUbers shite. I'm bailing for twitch desu
>MatPat being louder and interrupting everyone just to be the center of attention
shocking
Where's his leg?
>opens stream
>MatPat
>>379885239
this
turning it off now and will never tune in again
unwatchable
bosman is better than this shit
The fucking size of this guys eyebrows
>[Insert game] looked so cool
>Yeah that looked great, definitely excited for that
>[Other game] looked amazing too, seeing great stuff from [Studio] this year
>Oh absolutely, every year [Studio] comes out with a great conference and they certainly didn't let down with [Other game] this year
>I'm so excited to get my hands on [Another game], that's definitely my most anticipated game this year
>For sure, I got to play [Another game] for about 30 minutes today and man I didn't want to stop.
Why are these shows such cancer
thicc
>>379881376
>Presented by Totino´s izza Rolls™
Based Geoffs do it again.
>>379885282
He gave it to the pope.
>>379885282
He lost it to an IED in Iraq in 2011
>>379885282
>implying he has two legs
>>379885221
>Not liking Youtube creators
?
??
???
>>379885391
This is the industry now
god damn this is so commercial
kyle is usually cool but shit
Who is this obnoxious faggot who won't shut up and let people talk?
>incontrol wife dressed like a 20yo
who thought that would be a good idea
wew lads
GAAAYY
>>379885525
He looks like he hates being there so whatever
>youtube creators
>>379882363
Based jim is the comfy stream
>>379885541
MatPat from GameTheory
>>379885628
he is with MatPat, what do you expect?
>>379885608
GAY AF LOL
>e-celeb cancer
why
Shut the FUCK up
Jesus christ
Also stop sitting on your leg like a ten year old
The fag in the blue whitest ripe shirt looks like the fag in the WOWWWWW gif with that stupid smile afterwards
why does this nigga speak 20 octaves above everyone else
PS3 has NO LEGS
>4k gaming
huh yea
>>379882204
What?
thats a big guy
>Mentioning Nintendo before Xbox presentation
SHUT IT DOWN
>>379885380
I want to fuck his eyebrows.
>>379885721
I have no idea who MatPat is in any context but I hate him from that few minutes alone.
They're literally shilling VR.
Will Red Dead be at Microsoft or Sony?
Is it me, or does the guy on right now look like the NINTENDO SHEEIT CYUB guy?
TSUUUUUUU
FEEFER
PERRO CACA
Can't wait to watch the Microsoft E3 conference while eating some Totino's Pizza rolls, thanks pope!
>>379884320
lurk more faggot
>World's biggest footballer Ronaldo
Not true
>aww we missed hehe :3
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
microsoft stream seems to be the least cancer
>>379885926
This summer is /sp/'s year
>>379886006
What happened to Messi?
>>379886007
they intentionally did it for forced cringe
I just realized they haven't had regular people being allowed to attend e3 in nearly a decade.
For PS4 bros who want to watch the pope open the YouTube stream on the broader instead of the app
>>379886074
Where do I find that?
>>379886006
>>379886173
/easyallies on twitch
>>379886006
>World's biggest footballer Ronaldo
True
>youtube
>SPONSORED BY TOSTINOS PIZZA ROLLS
>ign
>SPONSORED BY THE MARINES
what the absolute shit is with these sponsorships
this is the state of our industry
Hop in dis bitch, let's get it filled up like a vore pic
http://hyperkiller2k17.chatango.com/
http://hyperkiller2k17.chatango.com/
http://hyperkiller2k17.chatango.com/
http://hyperkiller2k17.chatango.com/
why is this shit so boring?
>>379881376
WHERE DA VIDEO GAMES AT?
Wish the RT stream was in 4K.
Geoff LITERALLY works 5 days a year and he's still LOW ENERGY
>>379886258
Ah, fair point.
Fat ronaldo was better than penaldo anyway
none of these streams are working for me
>>379886295
>SPAWTS
>>379886295
because videogames suck
>>379886278
Nah, this is just the state of America. It's all like that over there.
forgot we still stuck in sport limbo.
>>379886298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjUO2YSjn0
who /comfy/ here?
ANGRY joe is next guys!
>watching E3 with Gus
maximum comfy
Any /v/ chatrooms?
What the hell is this gay shit?
cute gril
this girl is CUTE
BLACKED happening in the background
>epic
>hashtag
>battle
worst timeline
>epic #HASHTAG battle
>>379886659
yeah #/tv/ on rizon
>Ubisoft 1%
JUST
>1% for ubisoft
>Ubisoft
>1%
Do I drink beer or whisky lads?
>>379886591
Angry joe liked rogue one so he is dum now
Why are girl gamers so insufferable
>hashtag battle
I want twitter to die
>Nintendo not even listed
HAHAHAHAHA
>>379886819
Bleach
Why is she dressed like a spastic plumber
>Geoff yells 4K in the background
He's so based
>>379886450
I will never accept that.
>drinking games
oh no
Based black man!!!
I feel so out of touch with this.
>>379885871
He's like 60% eyebrows
why is this bitch not in the kitchen?
>epic
>epic
>epic
>The Kickcaldy branch of Game has a twitter account
For what fucking purpose
>>379881691
nice is he doing a live movie review?
>>379886895
The Doritos Pope is and always has been /ourguy/.
>>379886819
whiskey is quicker
>these are definitly real people and not pajeets tweeting for .00005 an hour
Member when the twitter wall felt new and cool. Well now it's old a dumb, get rid of it.
>>379886819
go for whisky m8 and take a sip everytime someone says exciting
>"take a shot every time Geoff says 4k"?
>4k!
Why is Geoff so cute?
Epic!!!!!!!
It's like these folks are mimicking every fucking buzzword/buzz phrase that 4chan has used in the last few years........
>normie guide
WHO DOES THE DEW AND DOESN'T HIDE IT?
What do you people mean when you say that Geoff is based?
>Didn't bring back the cutie from a couple years ago
NOT COOL
>>379886991
There's no E in whisky
>>379887007
I've only got expensive whisky at the moment though, I feel like I'd end up drinking too much. On the beer side it's red stripe.
this is unironically one of microsoft's PR women tonight
>>379881376
why isn't boseman doing his own stream with easy allies
>>379887108
the man truly enjoys games. He's everything we can't be.
Wait, Geoff is 35?
Bosman and Keighley are a god pairing.
Does /v/ have a E3 chat up?
>>379887186
/ourguys/
UGH. The youtube chat is horrible.
>>379887221
Yeah I thought he'd be with them to record reactions and such.
>food analogies
captcha: cheesewood hospital
Bossman + Geoff = OTP
the stream keeps cutting out for me
>>379887362
>her playboy shoot before going microsoft shill
>>379887108
he's the disheveled mensch of vidya; loves games right down to his core but he's part of the media machine
>>379887361
this is it you turkey
>>379887402
First thing i did was blocked it with ublock.
>>379887506
Why can't this just be the Youtube stream and not all the other twats
>>379887108
He accepts criticism and adresses it and can make a joke about it unlike literally everyone else working in this so called industry, he never hid his involvment in advertisers and was always upfront about it and he genuinely loves video games
>23 years ago geoff went to his first e3 when he was 15
;_;
>>379887156
then go for beer and drink every time someone says
>exciting/excited
>epic
>teraflops
>indie
>>379887304
Doesn't look a day older than 43, probably should cut down on junk food.
>>379887558
/OURGUYS/
>>379887481
>using legacy captcha
Patrician as fug
>trying to watch stream on ps4 hooked up to bigscreen
>fucking stream wont load
>30 second commercial loads just fine
fuck you, youtube
How the fuck do I get rid of the chat window on Jewtube?
>>379887730
watch it on the browser not app
>>379887803
Look below the chat box. "Hide Chat".
What the fuck is she wearing?
huh
>>379887730
I was having this same problem. Just pasted the youtube link in the PS4 web browser. Working fine now.
What the FUCK is she wearing
>>379887803
Hide chat, right at the bottom of the chat.
>>379887757
so is she gonna carry out the scorpio tucked inbetween those tits or what?
why is she wearing a clown suit?
what in the fuck is this bitch wearing
>>379887803
Don't use the gaming.youtube link and just go to the regular stream and hide the chat.
She looks like she should be on stilts
>magical place called outside
SHUT THE FUCK UP SLUT
DON'T MOCK ME
I WILL END YOU
>not watching it on Twitch
>>379887108
He is our holy Doritos Pope
BLACKED
>Halo 6
Women are useless
>>379887920
Is this effay?
Who the fuck is this weird senpai girl?
MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE
>all these gaymers here
>talks to the girl first and the black guy right after
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HOW INCLUSIVE
>>379887954
cooking apron?
>>379887757
we can only hope
>They've got a heater
I thought LA was warm
>>379886249
>>379886249
Didn't you get the memo? Easy Allies is no longer considered Vidya.
>>379887920
Is she wearing a fucking apron or something
Looks like I'm about to watch a new season of the great british bakeoff
this man knows what's up
>>379887757
name bru?
TICKS
>>379888076
Couldn't hit the button fast enough.
holy fuck the austim in this guy
>>379887803
put nsfw before youtube and after the .
Gay or autistic?
>>379888090
> not watching easyallies for some true gaymer autists talking games
>>379888090
I would agree with you if they didn't talk to anyone else
>granular in nature
>>379888220
Me on the right.
this fucking guy
holy fuck that robot in the black shirt is obviously a shill
THIS guy is the only legit one
>>379887729
I got pissed off about "click every icon until there's no cars" bullshit that was wrong no matter what you did. Legacy is straightforward.
Indeed
>>379888232
minhee!
>>379888294
Autistic.
>an actual autist
Jesus....
>>379888294
225% autism.
ITS PISSED OFF PEPE
>>379888294
Autistic definitely
Angry Joe is LITERALLY fat drake now
FLUSTERED FELIPE
Does AngryJoe wear the same thing all the time?
whats his name again?
HAHAHAHAHAHA ANGRYJOE
>>379882363
The comfiest stream is always anything showing raw video + having /v/ open at the same time.
Oh boy, instant meme status.
The fucking autism on the guy is staggering
furious fernandez gained some weight
PEEVED PACO
BUTTHURT PEDRO
What's his name again?
>>379888294
thingken about pizza rolls
>>379881376
What the fuck is Enojado Jose doing there?
>>379886295
dude, were you excited for E3?
Every year it's boring. Every year people go on and on about how it's the worst E3 ever.
It's boring because it's a glorified conference for shareholders.
>indeed i am
FURIOUS HOMBRE
RAMBLING RUBEN ON STAGE
>>379888294
>the virgin response
Who's this fat spic?
>>379888294
Yes
>>379888497
Angry Joe.
The show is literally named after him.
ANGRY JOE?`MORE LIKE ATE TO MUCH TOTINO™ PIZZA ROLLS JOSÉ
WHAT
IS
HIS
NAME
AGAIN
>>379888497
Penniless Pedro
TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS
E3
I'm XBOX. First one to shill gets to play my new console.
>>379888441
Yes, its a branding thing essentially.
>presented by Tostino's Pizza Rolls
>>379888497
huge hermano
ENRAGED RON
Are we witnessing a schism between Orthodewxy and the Rollformed branches of the Church?
>>379888456
hungry hungry hernandez
Just how many superman shirts and leather jackets does Disgruntled Hernandez have?
>>379888469
Granular Gary
>Angry Joe
>>379882349
this
>>379888456
Granular Gustavo
4 HUNDRED AND 99 US DOLLARS
>>379888497
Tostino Tony
the girl just said “so many feels“, that was all i could take
jesus christ e3 is pure cringe
Who /PIZZA ROLLS/ here?
do you think Angry Joe is like Dexter and has a closet full of the same tshirt and jacket?
>449 is a good price
>499 is not
Its literally 50 dollars whats the difference
>>379888513
what does his jacket smell like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTNkoDzP1hI
REMINDER OF EVENTS PAST
>>379888787
the price delta to the competitors
>>379888497
Moderately Miffed Melvin
>dyed hair
>both of them
Are Joe and Geoff still beefing?
>>379888787
>whats the difference
50 dollars
>>379888675
1 and he never wash them
Geoff keighley inviting Angry Joe.
Is Keighley going to troll him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTNkoDzP1hI&feature=youtu.be&t=3m22s
Wait I thought Hardened Henrique hated Geoff or some shit?
Didn't he make a whole video whining about him ditching an interview or something?
>GAMES
twitch/maximilian_dood
If you want to see some memelords talk over the press conference.
Can we have a comfy thread like this when the sticky goes up? The constant spamming and shitposting gets boring after a while.
>>379888787
>people are contrarian but centrist all the time to seem "cool"
>>379888787
50 dollars
that is 1 game, 1 controller, or a big bag of tendies
>EYY CABRON, WAS GOOD PENDEJO GIBBE DOSE GAMES
He sounds particularly nasaly today. Like a fat Speedy Gonzalez.
>>379888953
There's usually a comfy thread
What if you buy an xbox scorpio, hacked it to install windows 10 in it and use it as a computer.
Would it out-perform a computer in the same tasks?
>>379888773
I won't lie, I want some now.I microwave them because the oven makes them too dry
>>379888948
Nah jim stream will be best stream
>>379888497
Vexed Victorino
>crackdown is going to be big
>they literally had to sell the Halo beta to get people to buy it
>>379889001
if you're concerned over $50 you probably shouldn't be buying it
>>379888953
The sticky is already up. This thread should stay.
>>379889037
for dx12 games, easily. hardware implementation and all that.
holy fuck, I ACTUALLY forgot to put the pizza in the oven lads
>>379888787
Think of all the Totinos pizza rolls you could get with $50
He really does sound mexican
>>379888497
cross carlos
who is this purple haired semen demon?
why are the women's mics like 50% louder than the men's
>>379889193
What are you like? haha
TWITCH DIFFERENT
>Ending everything with "In my mind/opinion"
What the fuck happened to Joe?
Can it run Steam??
>>379889302
it says her name right there
>>379889116
Very impressive, Mr. Money Bags, but people who aren't retarded with money understand that dropping 1/6th of a price is a better deal.
>>379889116
I have a PC, I dont need a nogame system
>>379889332
To prevent mansplaining of course anon.
>>379889302
That's my wife you're talking about
moscowtop.ru
>wanting exclusives
>>379886984
>Underrated KEK
Forever Frustrated Fence Hopper looks so uncomfortable here. Contrast his meek, apologetic demeanor to the Pope's alpha body language. He's way out of his league.
>>379889507
This what the fuck
>>379889075
LINK
SET SAIL FOR FAIL
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUTTTTEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>379889116
I didn't know Microsoft still employed Don "if you don't want always online then stick with the 360" Mattrick
>>379889302
Michele Morrow
>>379888527
Attracting fans to watch this shit
>she looked away
>sponsored by fucking totinos
dorito pope never disappoints
>I don't like it (4k tv)
woman are retarded
PIZZA ROLLS
>Twitch has twice the shitposters despite having no guests
why doesnt geoff just jump
Is Keighley is the Dorito Pope, is Angry Joe the Pizza Roll Plunderer?
Bosman should be the ________ Bishop.
>>379889004
Fuck off he's doing good. He's not being awkward and that's all you need.
>>379889689
YOU JUST KNOW
Tenacious Tostito is stretching my screen
Get in here
http://onlysouls.stream
>two hours
fuck me
>Oddworld
C O N F I R M E D
>>379889805
mountain dew
HERE WE GOOOOOO
It begins
it begins
30 SECOUNDS!
>>379881376
ayy
>WUB WUBZ
wake me up
Let the failure begin.
>watching on Twitch
>get messaged this
Was it autism?
>Two fucking hours
Fucking hell lads
What will the new console be called?
It's just going to be all scorpio isn't it
muh innards
>>379890102
Xbox 2
XBOX 4K CONFIRMED
FEMINISM
>>379890102
Failbox4k
god this is retarded
just show us the console
>It's a "lets use CGI to pretend computer parts are interesting" show
>>379890113
it will be this CGI shit for two hours
>>379890102
XBOX NOGAEMS
>>379887108
Everything everyone said, as well as the time he called Konami out for not letting Kojima get his prize.
MUH CG TRAILER
Yeah yeah
Get to the games
>same controller
Women are going to want to blow $500 on this, guys!
Naah sthap!
>brown girl gamer
sigh
Angry Jose wasnt cringy at all desu im impressed i expected him to challange dorito pope in someway because of the "feud" they had
>>379890357
>This is true power
>xbawx renders quadrilaterals
explains the 30 fps
It looks like a fucking xbox one
>>379890063
>tfw I have to go to sleep in an hour for work
Beauty sleep> scorpio for two WHOLE hours
>girls
>video games
>CGI shitshow
TRUE POWER
>eyyyystht
*looks at shoes*
heheh stop... heh stopp...
*awkward laughing*
>it's just another black box
>woman playing vidia
>>379890102
XBOX Infinite/Infinity.
>huhuhuh stop
phil is looking kinda fat. probably depressed. things aren't going well at microsoft
>S-stop
lel
its just called xbox
>all the shills in the crowd
>>379890659
It's the Ybox
XBOXONEX
>4k screens
so shilling begin
BUZZWORDS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DOES EVERYONE STAND AWKWARDLY AS FUCK
XBOX ONE X
>>379890618
XBOX SEX
Will there be a bombing this time, lads?
NO POWER GREATER THAN X
YEAH
XBOXONEX
XBOX ONE X
CRINGE
EKS
That's a horrible name 2bh
>XBOX ONE X
Well, it's not bad.
wew
>x
jesus christ
>XBOX 1 X
LITERALLY JUST PS4 PRO
XboneX
>XBOX ONE PRO
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
XBOX ONE X
Literally Wii U tier
XBOX FAIL
Xbox One X, my god. Its going to be a Wii U issue again.
>>379890885
Really makes you think
XBOX ONE X BACKWARDS IX X ENOX OBX
POO
serious lee?
Pfft, should've called it Xbox One R. Then we could've called it XBOneR
NICE name
XBONEX
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT A DUMB NAME
>>379890763
XBOXONEXBEOXEBXOENENEBXXOENEX
>XBOX ONE X
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
XboXoneX
XXXBoone
XXX-Bone
>XBOXONEX
>xbox one x
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>379890763
FAILED PALINDROME DETECTED
Leaked footage of the Xbox Double X
>Cream Chowdery
POO
skipping this, waiting on xbox one x one
XBOX ECKSDEE
It's not the worst name I've ever heard, it's just so supremely dull
>One X
NEW BREAD
>>379891371
>>379891371
EXBONEX
BREAK IT DOWN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW-5AHxYTA
>>379890771
The entire conference is about shilling you stupid fuck.
Y E A H
E
A
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pajeet you look stiff as fuck
NEEDS MORE XFLOPS!
>XBONEX
JUST ONE X NOT TWO X'ES GUYS! IMPORTANT!
P O O on the stage
O
O
BUZZWORDS
>BUZZWORDS
BUZZWORDS
>BUZZWORDS
BUZZWORDS
>BUZZWORDS
BUZZWORDS
>BUZZWORDS
XboneX just amplifies the 'bone' aspect.
It's like a 12 year old's gamertag.
ONE SEX
TERAFLOPS
4K
XBOX WINS
all that power and not a single game to play
>Xbox
>Xbox One
>Xbox One S
>Xbox One X
Did they learn nothing from the mistake of marketing Nintendo made?
MY COMPUTER HAS OVER TWICE THE GHZ lmao
>xbox one x
>XXX
>Xbox one x xhamster very sexy xxx
>>379891601
I heard it
Who called me?
>>379891889
>microshit
>learning
These fucks used the "super saiyan god super saiyan" stunt to name their new console
30 FPS
>XxXBOXslayer666XXxX
Super boring
VIDEO
GAMES
>YEAH
YEAH
>YEAH
YEAH
>YEAH
YEAH
>YEAH
YEAH
HOBUS METHOD
WHAT
ABOUT
THE
GAMES
??????
This looks good to bad it has no games
XBOX SMALL
Literally who cares about size it's not portable
AWOOOOOOOO
OWWW IT'S THREE DAWG OVER HERE
MEME GAME
SMALL LIKE MY DICK
the cars are fast but the music is slow
Does it run Scalebound?
WHO DOESN'T LOVE CARS GAMES WOOOOOO
>racing games
Whats next? Sports and an FPS?
CARS AREN'T GAMES
WOW A REAL CAR NOW WE KNOW THE XBONEX WILL HAVE GOOD GAMES
9/11
>>379893575
you guessed it!
OH WOW
A FUCKING CAR
F
U
C
K
I
N
G
C
A
R
it's a car..? this is a gaming convention not an auto convention for a reason dude... wtf
VIDEO GAMES
>VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
>VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
>VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
>VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
>VIDEO GAMES
Holy shit cars guys and a real car, super cool and real bet it looks like real car i saw at e3
I WITNESSED THE MOST POWERFUL CONSOLE EVER
>NO GEAMS LETS SHOW A CAR
>Xbox has so little games that they're doing a car show
real car and real gurl.. and vidya games, ebic cant wait to buy the X box one X for the fair price of 499
Won mirion troops
Women AND real cars?
XBxoXonXe has everything guys! EVERYTHING
These fucking shills are even starting to bug Phil
shills in the audience are actually cheering this fuck's name
How many games did the Xbox one had?
Have we reached the point where it makes more money to shit out a new console than making games for an old one?
20 MINUTES IN WE GET THE GAMES
>42 games 22 exclusives
Vaporware or will it be actually good
22 EXCLUSIVES
NEW METRO
>>379895958
>console exclusive
>also on PC
>METRO
HOLY SHIT LADS
>copying the 28 weeks later theme
HOLLY SHIT ARTYOM
>no one cheering for new Metro
Fucking casul dudebros and their sports games
fuk this crowd, only shills and fifa fags
WE
WE
WE WUZ THE KANGZ
WE
WUZ
WE WUZ KINGS AND FIRST
FAKE HISTORY WALKING SIMULATOR