This is your last chance to guess the name of Project Scorpio.

XBox Two
XBox Zero

>>379878243
XBOX THIS
>THIS is your native 4K console
>THIS is your UHD Blu-ray player
>THIS is your XBOX ONE
>THIS is your XBOX 360 emulator
>THIS is all you need
>You need THIS

>>379878243
Xbox Omega

>>379878645
Damn why the fuck aren't you on the marketing team??? Like seriously what the fuck. THIS is genius

>>379878645
XBOX JUST

>>379878645
it'd be a cake walk to shop the logo into

xbox shit

Xbox Scorpio

Xbox Kill Yourself

>>379878243
Xbox NoSalesOutsideTheUSA

Some variation of Xbox 10

Xbox Ten
Xbox X
XboX

They're just gonna call it xbox.

>>379878243
Xbox 10
runs a modified Windows10 OS, plays both xbox and windows games

>>379878243
Xbox One Two

>>379878243
Xb4x

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>>379879287
I kind of like scorpio.

Xbox

>>379879652
probably

Xcube 720

xbox chad
xbox dude
xbox bro

xbox 4k

Xbox DAB, as in "dude awesome box"

Xbox Pro

Xbox pro

Xbox One Mega

XBOX Too, as in: besides PS4 there's XBOX Too, remember?

probably be xbox four or something

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>>379878243

I feel bad for Xbone S he looks kinda sad.

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Xbox infinity.

Xbox one Plus
Xbox one Xtra
Xbox one Super elite

>>379879720
XBOX ONE 2

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There are only two options:

Xbox 4K, because 4K is the new buzzword.

or

Xbox 10, for obvious reasons.

Xbox One + 1

>>379878243
Xbox Done

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Super Xbox

>>379878243

Xbawkz Scorpion

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>>379880406
It would not end well.

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NEO

>>379878243
Xbox 720

Xbox I O
XBOX (eye oh)
scorp IO
IO 10, windows 10

XBOX ONES

>>379878243
Ex Box

>>379878243
Xbox one plus

XBox One Turbo

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>Everyone thinks it's going to be "Xbox + something"

I guarantee you they're going to ditch the Xbox branding.

xbox ten

>>379878243
Xbox One Ultra
Xbox One U

xbox meme60

BAD ASS BOX

>>379880873
Lol that's the most retarded thing I have ever heard on my life and I live in a down syndrome community.

xbox deluxe

Xbox Vista

>>379878243
YBox

>>379880873
are you.--

is this bait?

so they'll drop the only thing keeping them floating? there name?

Xbox Rico Rodriguez

>>379880928
>Xbox One U
>Xbox won you
kek

Ybox
Zbox
Bill Gates erection machine

>>379878243
Xbox ICBYIASFFTSHHHOMGYASSICWTTYMAHHHICSLAYM (I can't believe you idiots are still falling for this shit hahaha oh my god you are so stupid I can't wait to take your money again hahaha I can't stop laughing at you morons)

Xbox 720
Xbox complete

Best Buy Canada already leaked it's just Scorpio

>>379880873
It's called the Xbox conference.

Xbox Once
You will be amazed Once you see it.

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XBOX DAB

Xbox Armadillo

>>379880931

Xbox Meme50

It'll be the most lewd console ever.

xbox 4k

xbox vriska
cause, you know, spiders

The conference is in an hour, right?

Xbox even though this will be the most powerful console on the market, every 'exclusive' will go to a PC which can be played at even higher settings, making it redundant

Xbox One ULTIMATE

>>379881505
Yup. 5pm EST

XBox Zero or New XBox One

>>379881509
spotted the ps4 pro owner

XBOX: THE NEXT GENERATION IN HD 4K 1080P BLURAY IN CINEMAS NEAR YOU

IMAX OPTIONAL

Xbox 4K
Xbox Two

>>379878243
Xbox One Elite

>Xbox One Job

It has one job: games.You'll need two jobs to afford it.

>>379881645
I own a ps4 pro, new xbox, and a switch, but w/e u say princess

if you can't see why this is microsofts worst idea, dunno what to tell you

>>379878645
This is legit good.

>>379880406
>>379881782

Xbox 2: Electric Bugaloo

>All of the game boxes for the console are branded "Xbox One"
I think it's safe to assume that it's going to keep Xbox One in the name with some sort of addition on the end.

Maybe Xbox One Elite?

But maybe they'll pull a 2ds and throw branding out the window

Best case scenario for them would be XBox 4k. People instantly would know what it does.

>>379880406
Honestly, I think this is a possibility, I also think it's a horrible plan. What do they call the next one? If you look at the S logo they trademarked, you could curve the S into an infinity symbol.

I think they'll stick to Scorpio, though. It's already in the minds of a lot of people. It would be unprecedented, but they don't have to pivot in any way. Or go with Elite and call back to old accessories and 360 hardware.

It will be the most powerful console yet, but it will still have a shit UI.

It's either XBOX 4K or xbox one elite OR Xbox scorpio. it will be nothing but these. take your pick.

Xbox One Elite seems the most likely. From a marketing standpoint, Elite is a step above Pro, and it's also branding Xbox customers are already familiar with thanks to the Xbox 360 Elite.

Xbox Zero

>>379878243
XBOX 4k

Xbone One Plus

>>379882331

>Elite

This name is pre-associated with mild cosmetic upgrades. People wouldn't take it seriously.

It'll probably be Xbox 4k

Xbox Hightest

>>379882278
Didn't it receive a UI update or something recently ?

>>379878645
they are too dumb to do something clever like THIS

they fucking did Xbox one whiout even thinking people would call it Xbone, they tought people would call it THE ONE

Xbox All
All in one
All for one
One for All

Just kidding that's gay as hell, it's Xbox One Elite[/scorpio]

>>379882545
XB2x or XBoy

Xbox One X

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Xb4ks

It will be Xbox 10.

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>>379882564

Microsoft will inevitably fuck up any UI they make.

Lest we forget this abortion

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Disappointing

>>379878243

XBOX 370

Xbox Ultra

Xbox 64

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>>379882941
That looks worse than the new Ubisoft logo.

Xbox Station 4. Gotta get that confused grandparent money.

Super Xbox One

XBOX XBOX

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>>379882858

>lets hide everything under a bunch of arbitrarily determined tabs instead of putting the most common features as buttons and hiding the less common features in the menus
>yea the users will love this

>>379878243
YBOX

it will just be XBOX, a modular futureproof platform
they'll put the xbox one logo there and then the one fades.

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WHAT IF THEY CALL IT "XBONE" AND GO FULL CIRCLE


APPROPRIATE THE MEME FOR THEMSELVES, FUCKING FLIP THE SCRIPT


IMAGINE

cumrag 9

I would love if they called it Super Xbox

>>379883272
No stupid it would be the Zbox. Ybox would be if they were going to make a prequel console.

New Microsoft Xbox One S+ Turbo Elite

>>379883512
Maybe they would call it Xbox Elite or something like that

They have the Elite Controller

>>379883512
This would actually be believable except for the Turbo Elite part

xbox 361

Sbox

>>379882606
>>379878645

it's a dumb idea and would be a laughing stock, calm down

>>379883335
we are in the meme timeline, I can see this happening

>>379882606
People would just call the Xbox This the Xbox Shit.

>>379878243
Xbox Teraflop

>>379883512
and Knuckles :^)

diversity box 4k

>>379880451
>xbox
>xbox 360
>xbox one
>xbox 10
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>379878243
Orbis

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>>379883727
>>379883902
xbox THIS

Xbox 117

Wonder how much money Microsoft will publicly donate to bullying charity?

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Kekbox

Xbox 10

Now introducing: The Super Duper Xb4x

>>379883635
It's going to be Xbox One [insert actual name here]

They're going to want to stress that it's still "part of the Xbox One family" or some shit so people won't think it's a new console generation and they'll know their current games will work on it.

it'll just be called Xbox
watch it happen

>>379884042
360° is a zero
its cleaver if you think about it

it'll be called the Xbox Scorpio. that name has already gotten a lot of press and hasn't been turned into a stupid colloquialism (which they're probably afraid of)

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>>379878243
Xbox5 4K

Xbox One Plus

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>>379878243
XBOX X
you know it, i know it, thats the kinda shit you can expect from Microsoft

I still don't understand if the Scorpio is going to be an extension of the Xbone or a new console entirely with maybe backwards compatibility with xbone games.

>>379884274

That's what we said about the Nintendo Revolution too. We got the Wii.

>>379878243
SXES
Super Xbox Entertainment System

Xbox REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>379880451
>for obvious reasons
i'm not getting it, as in Win10 ?

Xbawks

>>379884373
see >>379884204

It's still going to be an Xbox One, just a more powerful version. Same thing with the PS4/PS4 Pro - Still a PS4, still plays the same games, it just has more power.

>>379884373
theyve already explained that it would run all games from the xbox one family, and backwards compatibility with x360

oh god Xbox 10

I can see Microsoft doing something as fucking stupid as that

I dare you Micro

>>379880451
>Sony not doing PS4k
im still mad, those dumb fucking cunts

>>379884545
Now I want to know if it's futureproof, like being able to play next gen games just scaled down for the hardware.

XD BOX

>>379878645

spbp

Honestly, calling it anything other than Xbox One Elite (Or maybe Plus or Pro, but I really doubt they'd go with Pro since that's the same branding as Sony) is just going to confuse people. It has to have "Xbox One" in the name so people know it's still the same platform and their games will still work. Elite just makes the most sense since they already used that for the higher-end 360s. "Elite" is also a stronger word than "Pro", which they can use to help justify the increased price, assuming the $499 price tag is correct, using the marketing psychology crap of "Elite" sounding more "premium" than "Pro".

Xbox 720

X4

Its the fourth Xbox, and 4 for 4k.

Xbox Two

>>379885091
Xbox 4000

>>379884761
If they're smart, that's what they'll do. Going forward the Xbox platform needs to be able to play all newly released games, regardless of which actual piece of hardware you have. If they're smart, they'll have PC as the top-end "Xbox", then scale things down from there for each iteration of the console hardware.

If they're smart.

Xbox 10 S

>>379878243
NetfliXBox ╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑ ˂ᵒ͜͡ᵏᵎ)

All this meme talk about naming the console makes me think about how bad of an idea calling the Wii U the Wii u actually was, who in the living fuck thought of that

doesn't even sound like a new console, just sounds like a extension or something, mix that with the fact they only showed off the tablet in marketing most of the time

Who fucking marketed that shit

Xbox (You)

>>379878243
xbone 720

S-BOCKS 720

>>379878243
it's xbox 1.0 you idiots

Xbox Elite

>>379881782
I think this anon will be right
>Elite Controller
>Elite Console
Also it sounds very "gamur" exactly what gets the dudebros neurons all fired up

>Xbox Two
>X4
>Xbox Scorpio
>Xbox One S+

These are objectively the only reasonable names in this thread. It will be called one of these.

Xbox 1.1

The Original Xbox

You know, just to make it even harder to talk to people about the first Xbox console.

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>>379884402
>implying anyone on this god-forsaken website was conscious when the Wii was revealed

>>379878243
XBox Five - One higher than Sony!

>>379885353
Xbox 4(You)

The biggest, baddest and STRONGEST console you have ever seen, the true 4k experience. For (You),

I'm excited to present "Xbox The Scorpion King (2002) starring the Rock"

Xbox 4k.

Best name they could possibly give it right now. Dumb dumb people will buy it thinking nothing else does 4k or regular XB1 game are magically 4k on it.

Game Sphere

>>379886094
Xsphere

>>379881320
>/tv/ level
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT starts playing

XBox: Baja Blast

"The Cube"

>>379878243

How about "Xbox Half" because that's the ratio they're selling to the PS4.

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/01/reports-ps4-is-selling-twice-as-well-as-xbox-one-overall/

Whatever they name it, I guarantee people will come up with a catchy derogatory name for it within 60 seconds of the announcement.

Why is it that Sony never seems to suffer these problems with its product names?

>>379886023
It can't just be Xbox 4k because then people will be confused and won't know it's a more powerful Xbox One. They need to know it will run the games they already own, so it HAS to have "Xbox One" in the name. Xbox One 4k is ridiculous and nobody would ever use it.

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THE SEXBOX PISS WHIFFER

>>379878543
>>379878243
Xbox too

>>379886338
>I guarantee people will come up with a catchy derogatory name for it within 60 seconds of the announcement.
Absolutely. /v/ will have coined a shitpost name for it within 5 seconds of the announcement.

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>>379879287
That'd be nice enough.

Xbox One Master Race

Go big or go home, Microsoft.

>>379886338
Sony has boring names and they have had the same name for so long that any funny pun thing has already been said decades ago

"GayStation" is a real easy one but people came up with that like 20 years ago

XBoxBone ER

Xboxstation Switch

>>379878243

xbozz

XBox Nu

Xbox 1488

>>379886501
>going big means pandering to the mentally ill

Kill yourself

Xbox 720, you know it's coming.

>>379878243
xbox pro

I have it from an extremely reliable source that the name is actually Xbox One Cerano

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720 implies 720p instead of 4k you CLOWN NIGGERS

>>379886812
or
xbox elite

MEMEBOX

>>379886820

Not even Microsoft would be stupid enough to give it such an obscure name.

r-right?

>>379886761
But i thought this will be 4k and not 720p?

Xbox DO

-digital
-omnipresence

Why? Voice command is heavily used and you'll have a VR assistant that (you) personalize and learns from you.

They'll name it Xbox 720 and no one will buy it because they'll assume the 720 means it maxes out at 720p.

>>379886812
Not a chance they'll use "Pro". They won't use the same branding as Sony.

>>379887079
>GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER!
>VR Assistant: Sending message to all othe rplayers: Good Game.

>FUCKING BULLSHIT NIGGERS
>VR Assistant: Console locked. Microsoft does not support racism.

Mr. Scorpion

/XBOX NEON/

>>379886894
Well it may finally be able to do 720p at 60fps

Will they try to push the always online meme again?

>>379878243

XBox The One

Xbox Trump.

Screencap this.

>>379887294
did you forget about xbox 360 pro?

>>379887482
>You can only get 4k as long as you're online.

I wouldn't put it past MS to do it.

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>>379887494

w-whoa... really jogs the noggin

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Xbox Hank

>>379878645
>XBOX THIS
>*GRABS XBOX*

the marketing writes itself you're fucking hired

>>379887612
1. What Xbox 360 Pro? There was an Xbox 360 Elite.

2. The fucking Xbox 360 existed almost decade before the PS4, you fucking mongoloid.

>>379887661

I was trying to think of the worst possible name they could come up with, but someone said just "Xbox" and I think that's probably the answer.

>>379878243
Xbox 10 S

Xbox SKY
or Xbox SKYLINE

>>379887079
This is almost perfect as it writes memes itself without heavy marketing.

"do want" "do not want"

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Whatever Microsoft names it, you know it will be memetastic.

I can't wait for /v/ to meme the hell out of it

XBOX PRICE IS RIGHT

>>379878645
That's fucking stupid, whats next?

>Hurrdurr Nintendo Wii
>Wii play

Xbox Alpha

>>379878243

Really hope the name doesn't have "Neo" in it.

xstream

Somewhere in this thread, someone has correctly guessed the name of Microsoft's new console.

xXxBoxXx420
gotta target their demographic

>>379878243
Windows 10 Home Edition

super xbox
or sexbox for short

>>379888691
Not likely. Most of the guesses are pulling from the same 4 to 5 word pool. Nobody here is part of a professional marketing team, so nobody here is going to think of the stupid shit they'll actually end up calling it.

>>379888691
Which is the Xbox 4k

Xii

>>379888031
microsoft lost the name skydrive due to a lawsuit. sky in the name is an impossiblity.

XBOX Zero

XBOX STRATOS

>>379888406
This.

you know what they call an xbox in france? le box

Throwing in with Xbox One X

Xbox One Extreme

90's nostalgia is pretty big right now.

claiming Xbox Bae

YASS Box

Xcube.

>>379889292
I'm pretty sure it's the allahu ackbox

'Windows Xbox', and 'Windows Xbox S' (two versions with real spec differences, both superior to Xbox One but the 'S' version being an insane machine).

It's LITERALLY just a living-room PC. Running a 'full' Windows OS, but permanently locked to Windows Store only (which is being merged with Xbox Live), aka Windows 10 S. It is their next step in transition to walled garden. It is going to be the subject of antitrust rumblings and private-citizen civil suits.

>A girl playing games
YEAH RIGHT

> 4k screen

Take a drink, boys

>>379890451
>xbox one x
who thought of this name

>>379880429
>xbox on xtra

wow you were close. final name is xbone one X

>xbox one x
Death to the 1x robots

>>379889392
GOOD FUCKING CALL

>Xbox One X
wewlad

>>379889392
>>379882730
Whoa

>>379882730
>>379889392


CORRECT
CORRECT
CORRECT
CORRECT
CORRECT
CORRECT

>XBOX ONE X
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
EVEN XBOX 4K WOULD BE BETTER

Everybody who suggested Xbox X have a drink.

>XBOX ONE TEN

>>379882730
Nice. You got it.

>>379882730
I FUCKING CALLED IT

>>379889392
How does it feel?

>>379878243
Xbox X

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>>379888869
>nobody here is going to think of the stupid shit they'll actually end up calling it.

>>379882730
Holy shit

I am dubbing it the XX unless anyone has a better name

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>>379889392
how

This is worse than the Wii U.

>>379882730
good job

>>379882730
WINNNAR

>>379879557
We have a winner.

>>379884368
>>379884368
>>379884368
>>379884368
I FUCKING KNEW IT

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>>379882730
>>379889392


good job

So it's the xbone x
doesn't quite roll off the tongue

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>>379891760
Well, I'm embarrassed now.

>>379881320
I chuckled

Xbox One X is so fucking busy.
It is physically more difficult to say than all of the other consoles out there.
I just wish that microsoft announced they would drop out of consoles altogether

Get in here

http://onlysouls.stream

>>379892754
just say xbonex

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>>379878243
>Not just CALLING it Xbox Scorpio
>implying our collective power of calling it the Scorpio won't cause a NOD case and the resurrection of C&C not just for consoles, but for everyone
KANE REQUIRES IT!

>>379885732
Best possible option if we're e

>>379892919
>bonex
sounds like arthritis cream

>>379882730
bravo anon, have a (you)

>>379891282
>>379891076
>>379891260
HOLY SHIT MICROSOFT WAY TO DROP THE GODDAMN BALL!

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>>379882730
HOLY SHIT

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>>379889392
bull-fucking shit. bull-fucking-shit anon.

>>379893390
or a spam email boner medicine

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>>379882730

So Microsoft has chosen to use part of their E3 conference as a Porsche commercial. Interesting choice.

"Experience 9/11 on the most powerful console ever made"

Why did he mean by this

>>379892378
more like XBOX ONE KEKS!