Ask a guy waiting in line to see the Xbox media briefing anything.

have you ever sucked your own dick

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My view from the ground.

I'm sitting on a tripod camping stool.

Are you exited to pay 500 dollars for the base version of a system they will sell the full version of at fuck high markup prices?

>>379872605

can you get a better pic of the girl

>>379872605
Hit on that qt milf in front of you.

>>379872452
Are you there because you are hoping it will be another TVTVTV or are you just wasting your life?

>>379872578
No, but not for the lack of trying

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>>379872452
What do you think the chances of a Metal Wolf Chaos announcement are?

>>379872452
how much they pay?

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>>379872605
Grab that her buttcheeks

Women like it when you cross the line

>>379872452
how the fuck can you legitimately be excited for anything xbox related? are you that much of a retarded sheep normie? all its games are multiplats on better systems or pc anyway

>>379872452
What's going on around you

>>379872452
are you one of those people they paid to cheer in the crowd

Is there free food/ drinks

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Would you let young stalin fuck your mouth?

>>379872710
I go to all the conferences. I did EA yesterday. Will do Sony and Ubi tomorrow

MS is usually the best organized and most comfortable, but sony has the best food and drinks

I really miss Nintendo though. Still wish they did a conference

>>379872898
I totally would

Does it hurt when a penis goes inside your rectum?

How do you feel about the current geopolitical situation?

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>>379872847

>>379872829
Almost everyone is speaking a non English language. Lots of foreign press

>>379872781

An obscure game that was never released in the states? Slim to none. If kill for a Trump mod

>>379872452
Will you be yelling and clapping like a retard when Phill says something?

>>379873071
Yell alahu akbar

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>>379872824
NOOO STOP LIKING XBOX IT HAS NO GAMES!

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>>379872898

>>379872452
Why do you hate yourself?

>>379872452
are you as hyped as we are?

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What do you think of Phil Spencer?

>>379872898
Not with that Jew nose.

>>379872962
It's too bad Nitnedo won't stand on the stage for 1 and half hours and show nothing, instead of 25 straight minutes of games.

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Already got my first freebie

should I buy some beers?

>>379873257
Based leader who Xbox desperately need from the start.

>>379873257
He's actually a really decent guy whose done great things to turn the brand around

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>>379873298
>influence coins

>>379872452
Why even bother? You can just watch it from the comfort of your own home.

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>>379872605

Wait, that guy in the green hat.

>>379872452
Would you be willing to clap and holler only when nobody else is?

>>379873298
>Paid 400 dollars for chuck-e-cheese tokens and a cringy, loud press conference

N-no thanks anon

>>379873449
This. You can watch it in 4k on mixer, then again nobody is gonna do that. Fuck you guys, I'm not gonna take advantage of it.

>>379873125
KEK

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This guy is crowding my safe space

>>379873449
It's better to be disappointed in a theater with 100's of other people.

Don't you want the disappointment of seeing yet again no Banjo?

>>379872605
try to flirt with the girl

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>>379873073
But Trump's a fucking limp wristed faggot, especially compared to the man among men that is President Wilson.

>>379873071
Hit Leur hat nichtz falsh ge magt

German for xbone rules

>>379872898
get that Djou away

>>379873628
>my safe space

You're a gigantic fucking pussy tumblr faggot

Who would've guessed? Kill yourself in front of everyone

>>379872824


Get over it, dude. There are a ton of guys that don't play jrpgs and don't want to use a fucking desktop computer to play video games. Most Xbox guys I know own a PS4 too. Poorfags need not apply.

>>379873125
There is major security here. Bomb sniffing dogs, etc

They even had the dogs sniff my camera bag

>>379873628
WHATARETHOOOOSE

>>379873774
Yell that the xbox conference is the bomb, just yell it really fucking loud.

>>379872781
This E3? None.
But it's definitely coming. Look at the support it got here
https://twitter.com/CodeMystics/status/870437311661481984

>>379873796

Sneakers Mexicans wear

>>379873739
I usually attend the show with my friend from Austria but he's running late at his hotel

>>379873751
KEK
The joke > you

>>379873774
Potential happening tonite?
>this is xbox scor---
>allahu akbar

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Don't you need some press pass or some bullshit to even attend?

>>379873915
Is it easy to get laid with desperate gamung gurlz

>>379873751
>reddit spacing
>guy is obviously trying to be funny
>kill yourself you fucking SJW fuck you holy fuck
Jesus Christ, E3 AND summer really does a number on this place

How often do you think about killing yourself?

Talk to the girl

>>379873997
Yes. Although there's lots of VIP retail here too

I've been doing E3 since 1998. So I've seen every Xbox system debut at this show

>>379873981

>Hank Scorpio comes out with a flame thrower
>it ain't me starts playing

>>379874061
>>reddit spacing

lol did you just make that up? pathetic fuck

>>379874061
People has been properly formatting their posts since the beginning of this fucking site, you retarded newfag. Stop forcing that stupid meme

>>379874138
What's the easiest way to bullshit press credentials to get into the Press Conference/E3 proper as a normie?

>>379874272
>>379874232
>two people assuring me for disliking "proper formatting"
Hmm...

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>>379872452
Are you a journalist?
If yes, did they pay you + give you some fancy food?
If no, then what are you expecting except the Scorpio of course?

Do you like dudes

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>>379874138
>they actually had public passes this year
>$250 a ticket and they're sold out anyways

>>379873504
No one usually pays to go to this stuff.

Although I'll tell you a secret, this year the expo was forced to sell 15,000 tickets to the public to make up for lost revenue from big company drop outs.

Last year Disney, Activision, War Gaming, EA and a number of other exhibitors dropped out of the show

>>379873708
yeah, your fired

>>379874325
You need a website and not a blog. You generally need about 10k monthly in unique IP traffic

Follow all the companies social media. Make your name known with them because they do all the invite

When you do your first e3 you'll get a badge with a bar code on it. Have it scanned by as many booths as possible. This will get you in the system and help you get in next year

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>>379874712
HOLY SHIT THESE LEAKS

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Just got moved. Looks like we might be heading inside. If I disappear I'll check back once I get seated

>>379875363
Are you going to shout any memes?

>>379872452
how's the weather?

>>379875363
Become legend, yell pepe.

>>379875363
yell pepe. thatll get em

>>379875524
>yell Pepe

If there is an appropriate moment, and I think people will hear me. I will

>>379875913
u gonna be near the front?

What stream are we going to watch?

>>379876310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39HaM-mh7LM

>>379875089
>You need a website and not a blog.
What's your site?

>>379876024
Definitely. I'm within the first 100 people in line

Also I just heard a woman scream at the back of the line.

>>379876703
>Also I just heard a woman scream at the back of the line.
About what? Is some shitty rapper there?

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>>379872898
It's not Stalin, he doesn't have that nice face's skin

>>379876891
it is hes just wearing tons of fucking make-up because of /burntface/

>>379876556
I'm actually VIP retail now. I started doing this show as press. Now I write a guide for product buyers that recommends various items to other buyers. It's sorta like a cheat sheet for the retail crowd

I can tell you that Scorpio pre orders will most likely happen today and they expect large consumer demand

Back in the day I worked for a site called NintendoNow.

>>379877053
>and they expect large consumer demand

Why? They better show some games

>>379874432
Yeah I don't like it either bud but what do you expect this time of year

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>>379877051
You underestimate soviet's Photoshop

>>379875363
Is that LAX?

>>379877259
People love new hardware. It's like yearly iPhone refresh.

>>379877520
No we're at the Galen Center near the USC campus

>>379872452
Why the fuck wouldn't you use a tripcode? how retarded are you?

>>379877842
The photos are proof enough probably

>>379877842
I thought trip code users were hated?

>>379878101
Tripcodes exists for a reason, this is one of them.

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They better let us in soon. My stamp is wearing off

>>379878281
Stop rubbing your arms against your sides you absolute autist

>>379878281
If microsoft gave a scorpio to everyone, would you keep it? Or sell it and buy a third NintendoSwitch ?

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>>379872452
Did you bring your 3DS/Vita/Switch to pass the time while Microsoft talks about no games?

>>379878456
I'd keep it. Although I love my Switch. There are people playing them in line right now

>>379872452
Would you mid to go "Allahu Akhbar" really loudly during the climax of the Scoprio reveal?

It's for poor blind children charity.

What does Phil Spencer smell like?

I always thought it would be steak and lynx africa

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>>379878281
>they give you a card AND a stamp

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Ok they're letting us in. I'll check back once I'm inside

>>379872452
Why would anyone waste their time with shit like that.

>>379878661
It's the only branding Microsoft can pull off successfully

>>379878603
He should do this

https://youtu.be/R_qJSEkgUtM?t=1m12s

>>379878687
someone find the guy holding the camera's up and we can see the face of /v/

Tell us if you happen to see anything Nintendo's setting up as you walk through. You know, something people give a shit about.

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>>379878687
Damn son these are some good leaves

>>379878047
Its not enough to follow the fucking thread you fucking mongoloid retard, how the fuck im supposed to know who is answering the questions?? I hope you get killed by a giant scorpio sculpture.

>>379872452
did you pay anything to be there?
what type of people are you seeing right now? gamers? or PR and lib people?
any hot girls?

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Ok I'm finally seated

>>379879989
shout nigger

>>379872452
How does it feel to compete in the Battle City Tournament? Did you meet Kaiba?

>>379879989
Yell pepe if something is revealed and everyone is silent for impact. If the camera points towards you act like your licking a vagina with your fingers.

>>379879989
Shout ps3 has no games

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>>379879989

>>379879989
Shout xbox does what nintendon't

>>379873761
PS4 has more dudebro exclusives than the dudebro console.
>Most guys I know are retarded
No suprise since you're retarded enough to spew hurr poorfag.

>>379880223
xbox* has no games

>>379880223
those foldout chairs look so uncomfortable

>>379877259
>Why?
Because consoles are made for the FIFA and 4K netflix now
>They better show some games
you know nothing of the video games industry

>>379879989
Shout fuck white people

>>379879824
Nope. All free. The crowd is mostly press, retail execs, local LA media and a few people who won tickets

It's a really mellow crowd and everyone is really nice. It's always a good vibe at these things

>>379874325
E3 itself is opened to the public, so you don't need to do anything fancy as long as you have $250. You only need bullshit credentials to get into the press conferences which have a much higher barrier to entrty even before E3 opened to the public.

>>379880349
But they already have fifa machines in the xboxone, why buy another one

>>379880464
nice to know
thank you, mate

>>379873751
You really sound like you are full of anger. It's okay. I used to be like you as well.

I'd suggest taking some time away from forums. Read a book, get into a new hobby -- hell, play video games. Just stop browsing forums and Facebook and Twitter and all that junk. It's unhealthy.

>>379880238
what the fuck
there is an hour to go? or am I retarded?

>>379880524
>>379880524
>open to the public

It is but it isn't. They peeled off 15,000 exhibits only passes that were normal given to retail folks and sold them to the general public for $250. They did this to recoup losses from major company drop outs like EA

Usually the show has roughly 50,000 attendees. So it's still mostly press and retail

>>379872452
Why are you so fat?
Not enough resources in modern society for you, you tub of lard?

>>379880843

anon, it takes a while for everyone to get seated

>>379880349
4k is still an incredibly niche market, most people still have regular HDTVs and FIFA is functionally and graphically no different on the $500 4k consoles as it is on the $250 consoles. And I mean it's literally the same game, with the exact same modes, teams and season roster.

>>379880843
Still an hour to go. They're pumping fresh oxygen into the arena, so I feel a bit refreshed. The place is filling up quickly

>>379881334
Hopefully they start pumping in mustard gas

>>379881161
>>379881334
... it's the hype
I can't handle the hype

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>>379873751
>Sees someone make a joke overreacts like a fucking mongoloid.

Have a Hey (you) guys.

>>379878281
they now officially own you

>>379881661
I think the stamp ink is laced with some happy drug because I'm feeling pretty darn elated right now

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>>379882027
You're in southern California, you probably just got contact high.

>>379873257

This guy is more Based than Reggie.

fuck reggie BTW

>>379882027
How is the optimist there, what are people talking about?

I bet "I wonder how microsoft will fuck up this time" is the most spoken phrase,

>>379880238


IM JUST HERE FOR THE CRINGE MONETS.

LMAO

>>379872452
How the fuck do I get to go to these conferences?

>>379883091
90% of this crowd is very pro Xbox.

Most of the talk centers around Scorpio, and there's a lot of buzz.

One of my retail partners said this morning she heard they're going to announce several new platform exclusives to bolster the Scorpio launch.

I expect the price will be $499 and it will come with a new improved controller

>>379883290
Find a Microsoft PR contact by joining a forum for journalists. Then make sure you follow and support all their social media pages. You want your name to be seen over and over again. The people who run those pages often handle invites to the show