You have acquired the Monkey's Paw! Dare you use its forbidden

>>379872326
The Winds Of Winter

>>379872326
inb4 ape escape fag

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wonderful 102

>>379872326
i want a pokemon game for the Switch

I want a new 3D Rayman, there is literally nothing the Monkey Paw could do to fuck this up.

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Instead of making wishes, what were the worst monkey's paws that happened?

>>379872326
Spyro remaster, please.

>>379873050
George R.R. Martin dies of a heart attack and we're left with HBO's version of the Winds of Winter.

>>379872326
STALKER 2

>>379873903
It turns out to be another Rabbids game with Rayman only making a cameo.

>>379873593
It turns out to be a Platinum Games rush job with Kamiya not returning as director.

>>379873959
>"I wish that new Sonic game came out this year instead of in 2007!"

>>379873823
Hey you, Pikachu! 2

>>379873959
Star Fox by Platinum Games.

>>379875018
It's published by EA and made by dice, enjoy.

I want punch out for the switch scew those tumblr anima arms

>>379872326
new animal crossing on the switch, what could go wrong paw

>>379872326
Oh monkey paw, grant me my wish!

BRING BACK THE GREAT GAMES FROM THE 90's!

>It also brings back Bubsy

GODDAMIT!

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>>379873959
Star Wars Battlefront was a mistake.

>>379872326
I want Monkey Paw: The Video Game

>>379875794
>implying Arms isn't the Monkey's Paw wish for a new Punch Out

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>>379873959
Someone asked for Fire Emblem to be popular.
It because popular because of waifus and now that is all the studio makes. Advance Wars died because of that wish.

This could have been avoided.

>>379876385
I've been out of touch, are there any Punch Out references in Arms?

>>379876005
$60 season pass and crossover with Ubisoft that shoehorns Rabbids in Animal Crossing.

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>Wanted a sequel to Human Revolution
>Got it, but it's full of loose ends and it's the last game in the series
Fuck

New Zoo Tycoon.

>>379873959
Command and Conquer 3&4

>I want a new Thief
>I want a new Legacy of Kain
>I want a new Dungeon Keeper
>I want a new Evil Genius
>I want a new HoM&M

Stop it monkey paw, that's enough.

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>>379873959

>>379876337
The in-game paw is based on an ape's paw instead of a monkey's.

I want Monster Hunter on pc

>>379872326
Valve releases "TF2: Legacy", a pay-to-play version of tf2 where you select from which update you want to play (Engineer update, pyro update, heavy update, Uber update, etc) and run a copy of that version of the game, with the exact specifications of that version (cosmetics, weapons, mechanics, maps, etc)

I wish for an instant painful death

>>379876636
damn the latter would actually completely ruin the game, you did it again paw

>>379872326
Okay Monkey Paw, grant me this. I want Hotline Miami 3.

>>379877132
The afterlife is slow and painless.

>>379877096
Each major update is $19.99 a piece.

>>379875450
Not even mad.

>>379873959
>something something a new metroid game for 3DS
>Star fox game by platinum
>All those "x franchise" game by platinum

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>>379877184
Somebody already used the Paw for that.

>>379873959
Botw.

>>379872326
A new Metroid game. There's no way to fuck up more than Other M and the Federation Force did.

>>379877078
Buggy, unoptimized, and unplayable port.

>>379876335
Kek so true
>Here's your new battlefront but it's basically a linear fps with all the mechanics that made battlefront unique ripped out

>>379877132
You go to Hell for committing suicide.

>>379877496
Federation Force 2

>>379877495
>want open world Zelda
>it's the best Zelda in 20 years
?

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I want Half Life 3.

>>379877496
spin-off starring adam who has to rescue samus after ridley kidnapped her

>>379877784
no

>>379872326
Oh monkey paw, grant me this! I wish for the new Mafia game!

>>379873959
A new non-spin off Metroid game -> Other M
I wish DNF would release -> Okay
A new Sonic game would be cool -> Sonic 06
More Mass Effect please -> ME:Andromeda

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>>379873959
>I wish Nintendo switches things up after the Gamecube, things didn't quite right for it especially with third parties but I'm sure they'll get it right with the Revolution.
Fuck you paw, just fuck you

>>379877784
it releases as a barebones glitch riddled $60 open alpha that never goes into beta

>>379877784
Gaben dies of a heart attack. Gearbox takes over development and it's a complete piece of shit that's filled to the brim with shoehorned and worn out memes.

>>379872326
Just be really specific while leaving out a variable that does not matter.

>>379872326
I wish to recieve a wish-granting device that will grant my wishes without negative consequences, in a way that itself will not have negative consequences

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>>379877837
Someone used the Paw for that last year.

>>379877837
Mafia 4 developed by the same team that did Mafia 3.

>>379872326
New Brothers in Arms game.

>>379878259
That continues the story of Baker.

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>>379873959

>>379872326
I want Monster Hunter 5 to release as a Switch exclusive at a standard retail price and to be everything a true fan of MH like me would want it to be

Good luck, monkey.

>>379878168
You have to make wishes in ancient Hebrew.

>>379878168
The monkey's paw may have different views on what is considered negative.

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>>379872326

Your tomfoolery can't hurt me, I already have No More Heroes 3 coming

>>379878458
Granted. Nintenotoddlers don't buy it, and it flops.

Killing the franchise and Capcom's interest in making games for it.

I wish for everyone in this thread to have a long and happy life.

>>379878690
It's rated E.

PSO3

>>379872326
Baldur's Gate 3

>>379878702
Doesn't matter, I'll still have it and can play it for as long as I want.

It's over monkey, you are finished.

>>379877078
MHO already happened anon

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>>379878840

Jokes on you, this just makes him the more likely to show up in the next smash!

>>379878458
Nintendo reduces Switch production by 90%, and your Switch blows up as soon as you get the game.

>>379878458
$60 season pass that includes minimal content, and it sells like shit since it's a Switch exclusive like >>379878702 predicts.

>>379879020
The next Smash is Brawl HD. Without the Subspace Emissary.

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>>379878690
Oh God, please don't tell me that someone used the Paw for NMH3...

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>>379878905
You say that now, but how long before you break? Before you cave? Before you beg Capcom to create another game. Before you start living like a Megamanfag getting collections of previous games and skins on Miis for other games?

>>379878458
Granted.
Roster comes loaded with only 5 monsters, the rest are Amiibo nonsense that can only be used once .

Streets of Rage game.

A pokemon snap for the switch that is arg.

>>379877078
On top of all else: No multiplayer, but it's a port of a game balanced around multiplayer.

>>379879589
You get film for 10 pictures/day, additional film can be bought for $5/10 pictures.

>>379872326
For Darkstalkers, I'd make a deal with the devil, fuck a monkey's paw

>>379878905
Your copy is corrupted and you can't replace it since it's out of print and Nintendo won't release it digitally. You resort to buying a copy from a scalper for your life savings, and it turns out to be a broken copy smashed by a hammer. Enjoy.

>>379879923
Fucking micro transactions

Dragons Dogma 2

>>379878168
The wish device only works on people that hate you and wouldn't want anything positive for you-

I want Ashley or Jibanyan (Yo-kai Watch cat) playable in Smash Switch.

Or Diddy Kong or Ashley DLC for Kart 8 Deluxe.

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>>379880026
How thematically fitting

>>379879556
You forgot to say official, and it is released as a fangame's alpha, and instantly cancelled.

>>379877078
2 of those already exist. And you've got Dauntless on the horizon.

>>379880262
They are all limited run Amiibos.

Timesplitters 2/FP HD port for current gen.

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>>379880026
The devil doesn't even fuck up wishes. They grant them exactly as you want them so the contract to keep your soul isn't breached.

>>379877784
>Half Life 3
monkey paw isn't that powerful

>>379880426
PS Vita port it is.

ITT: People don't know what the Monkey's Paw does

>>379880408
I collect amiibos so I'd be cool with that. Scalpers have died down with amiibos anyway.

>>379878259
>>379878371
bls

>>379880576
Eh, I'll take it. Thanks senpai

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>>379880026
Well, that can be arranged!

Fuck your monkey's paw, give me the Pandora's box treatment for Metroid.

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>>379873959
>Revolutionized horror as a demo

>Promptly deleted from the face of the earth
>Kojima left the studio and MGS5 was probably put in jeopardy, ruining the ending.
>Konami quit the games' business and went to produce pachinko, killing off even more series

>>379880596
Enlighten us oh wise one.

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>>379873959
>Man, where the fuck is my sequel to Virtue's Last Reward?

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>>379877250

>>379873959
>I don't want Half-Life episode 3 to be rushed. I wish that Valve will get enough to make a perfect game.

>>379880991
It grants your wish but in the form of bananas.

>>379872326
Japanese voiced Idolm@ster game coming stateside

>>379881094
enough time, damnit

>>379880991
Monkey's Paw doesn't twist wishes, the point is that it's too literal and unless you write an entire paragraph describing what you want, you'll probably get not what you expected

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Okami sequel on console.

Give me a cawadoody in bad ;)

>>379881262
Outfits are censored.

>>379881262
barebones game, can buy song packs for DLC,and there's 3 extra frames of input lag

>>379873959

>Imagine a Metroid game as fast paced as Ninja Gaiden.

>>379880991
Monkey Paw does not grant twisted wishes, for example a game that is so buggy it's unplayable. Instead it does grant wishes as wished but takes a heavy price for doing it, for example you get the game you wished for but you lose you eye sight just before you get to play it.

>>379872326

Dark Cloud 3

>>379877132
You'll get one when you're 137

>>379872326
Seiken Densetsu Collection, localized, and physical release.

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>>379880139
DgD: Dragon's Dogma, directed by Tameem Antoniades at Ninja Theory.

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A fallout game developed by Obsidian with the NV devs and no cut content.

If your way to paw it was to put SJW trash then honestly it was worth the wish

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No More Heroes 3

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Armored Core Master of Arena remake

>>379881551
But no one here cares if one guy goes blind, so long as the rest of us can enjoy it.

>>379881551
Almost correct, but the negative consequences are directly tied to granting the wish. An example from the original story about the paw would be man wishing for some cash and then his son dies in an accident and he gets the amount he wished for as a compensation.

>>379881262
The entire game gets censored by those in charge of localization.

>>379881552
No fuck you I said Japanese voiced
>>379882367
>>379881456
Fuck didn't think of that

>>379882076
It's a Nintendo Switch exclusive, with a mandatory waggle controls.

I want pokemon Snap 2

BUT it has to be made for consoles/3DS, no Pokemon go/magikarp ios bullshit, a fully developed game similar to the original with at least 3 gens of pokemon, not just 1 from each gen or the same mon repeated, I want at least 326 mons to see.

>>379881660
The localization features Secret of Evermore instead of Seiken Densetsu 3, because a new translation would cost too much.

I wish Nintendo died instead of Sega

>>379882583
>>379879923

>>379882865
Sega still dies.

>>379880596
>>379881368
>>379881551

Nobody gives a shit, we are just having fun twisting each other wishes.

>>379882865
Sega died 2 years later anyways

>>379873959
>I wish for a new berserk anime!!

>>379876535
>MUH FIRE EMBLEM WASN'T ABOUT WAIFUS AND IS A SERIOUS FANTASY STRATEGY GAME

fuck off, shitter. Fire Emblem is shit for babies

>>379882865
Nintendo dies, but Sega proceeds to release exactly what Nintendo would release the only difference is the company name.

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>>379880490
I know, thats how bad i want a darkstalkers, would gladly trade my soul. Though my soul is already accounted for, im sure the queen wouldn't mind..

>>379881554

Granted.

It's crowdfunded like Shenmue 3
There's a cash shop for Georama parts
Energy spent exploring dungeons is now refilled on a timer. You can shorten the timer / extend your stamina through the cash shop.

>>379883343
Darkstalkers is now a fighting game that is single player only with two characters.

>>379873050
I have become bitter and jaded to that whole series thanks to that fat fuck. Go read Sanderson and get on the Stormlight Archive hype train.

>>379882228

Granted.

The game is no longer about going fast.

Nineball gets confirmed as trans.

The game is overall average, but complaining about anything online instantly gets you shot down as a bigot, and the devs refuse to listen to the vast majority of players on matters of balancing.

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I wish Nintendo would let the Mario RPG devs do whatever they want!

>>379883803
>the two characters are morrigan and lilith
>morrigan has new sprites
I am okay with this

>>379876535
* Wars is dead for the same reason F-Zero is. They don't know what to do wth it. /v/ shits on tirelessly iterative games like CoD, but that's exactly would your beloved series would reduce to if their creators don't feel inspired to work on them.
Even the new WipeOut is just a rerelease of their two most recent games.

>>379884190

Granted.

They do whatever they want and the next Super Mario RPG game. hyped up as a return to the roots with a number of interesting characters, abilities, and story, remains in dev hell indefinitely.

>>379884226
Sorry the two characters are Lord Raptor and Huitzil

Let's try this again, monkey paw: Brothers in Arms game that is a continuation of Baker's story.

>>379884075

>no longer being fast

I can still dig that

>nineball is trans

Can it at least be a futa?

>>379884385
Also why put effort into a racing game when Mario Kart fills that niche and the fans will just buy a port of a previous game

>>379872326
isometric fallout game developed by obsidian and written by chris avelone

>>379873959
Zero Time Dilemma for sure

>>379885024
Xbox Scorpio exclusive, and made into an episodic game.

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I want a sequel to Stories: the Path of Destinies.

>>379873959
Sticker Star and Color Splash

new actually good tf2 update

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>>379873959
>"I wish Microsoft gave us Banjo-Threeie!"

>>379877412
Is this HLM x P5?

>>379885459
I get SS for people wanting a return to turn-based battles but who wanted CS?

>>379885416
i'd buy scorpio for it

>>379881380
Kamiya no longer works for Capcom, so it'll be shit.

>>379886535
But I liked Okamiden.

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Monster Hunter for PS4

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>>379880026
>>379880490
>>379883343
Sounds like nothing but upsides really

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A new, good Silent Hill game. It doesn't necessarily have to be Silent Hills or a Kojima game, I just want another game in the series. I know the phrase "going back to its roots" is an eye-rolling term, but if there's ever been a series that should "go back to its roots" it's Silent Hill.

>>379873983
They use Skylanders models and is sub 30fps..

>>379872326
A shitty Luigi game

>>379887374

You don't get how this monkey paw shit works do you?

>>379887374
It is cancelled silently after E3

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>"I wish that there would be a good 2D dragonball Z fighting game in the style of GuiltyGear"

How are they going to fuck it up /v/ros?

Demon's Souls remaster on PS4. Can't go wrong with that, right?

>>379884603

Not that dumb waifu fag

I'd be okay with this, can we get talbain dlc monkey?

>>379885439
Reynardo will not appear in the game. And it will be developed by Klace.

Medievil

>>379884603
Raptor actually isn't that bad, hell i wished he was in marvel infinite

>>379873959
Mighty No. 9
DmC
Zero Time Dilemma

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>>379872326
I'll be drowning in your tears you fucking Half Life faggots, your game is so fucking shit and overrated and this franchise fucking sucks

I unironically wish for Ricochet 2

>>379873959
>I wish they'd make Sonic 4 in the same style as the Genesis games

They tainted the sacredness of the number, and now the true sequel has to be called Mania.