Edgefeels Hay Thread

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>Be Tenno, the worst social parasite in history of the solar system
>Live in your space mom`s space basement
>Supported divorce and hate your space dad
>Nourish on potatoes given as charity
>Never laugh at your mentally challenged AI friend`s desperate attempts at humor
>Murder droves of honest hard working men for small vials of fish sperm
>All your good weapons are broken leftovers of weapons of your far superior enemies, which you defeated by cheating with plot armor and cutscene-scumming
>Your sensei is a mushroom
>Dress your mindraped biomech slaves like whores then pit them against each other for no reason
>Stalk a promising young businessman in every of his ventures and systematically destroy his life until he catches space cancer
>He`s recovered and tries to help you in a legal action against your space dad; treat him like a clown
>Beat a mad old lady dying from disease, take her walking stick and eat her medicine for trips
>Keep stealing medicine from the lady`s sister that is trying to save her
>Burn people alive with an x-ray scanner because a computer told you to
>Upload burnt people`s minds into digital shooting range for eternal torture
>Starve your space dog to death because can`t be asked to pay for a pet shelter
>Use Titania on mastery tests

Where did i go wrong?