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Predict the final name used for Scorpio

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What does everyone think Scorpio will actually be called at retail? Will they keep Scorpio or use something else?
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XBox 4k because Microsoft has proved they suck at this whole naming business
$499
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>>379841618
Box Office One
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Xbox K
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Scorponok
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One Plus
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>>379841618
XboxU
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>>379841670
xbox 4k or something similar would be the perfect name though, since its the 4th xbox console
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Xbox 4K

Because that's how much it's gonna cost
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>>379841618
XBrick
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super xbox

xbox super
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Xbox Last
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>>379841618
Xbox One X or something like that to go alone with S.

XL
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>>379842454
*along
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Xbox 10
screencap this
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Xbox 10 s
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Xbox One Elite
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Xbox Too
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xbox scornogames
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Plan C
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BADASS box
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>>379841618
Xbox Prime, screencap this faggots
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Xbox One Two
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XBOX 4
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Fart Box 420
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xbox scorpione
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Xbox Huge-er
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Xbox One More
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Xbox next
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PC
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>>379841618
Xbox ∞
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>>379841618
Xbox 365

because you'll play it every day of the year
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Xbox One X
XboX
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Xbox 'something mythical that alludes to power or dominance, or of artfulness'.
Thus, Xbox Apollo is my bet.
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watch them pull another bullshit and just name it simply "Xbox"
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Xbox Surface
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Xbox Prime

NO OPTIMUS NOOOOOOOOO
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xbox one elite.
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Scorpbone
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Xbox 360
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Windows 10
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>>379841618
XBOX THIS
>THIS is your native 4K console
>THIS is your UHD Blu-ray player
>THIS is your XBOX ONE
>THIS is your XBOX 360 emulator
>THIS is all you need
>You need THIS
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>>379843552
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>>379843676
Is it just me or does his skin get whiter?
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>>379843196
I chuckled
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Xbox One S Pro
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xbox one two: electric boogaloo
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Xbox 599 US DOLLARS
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>>379843737
what the fuck
it does
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The X
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>>379843631

lol.

Xbox Ten
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>>379842130
This, it's the 4th console and they are going to push the 4K meme hard AF.
I wonder what percentage of US households have a 4K capable TV...is probably something stupid small like 5-10%? Maybe 15 at the most? Are they just trying to be future proof or future stupid? Don't they know this thing will be obsoleted in 2 years? (Console lifetime...I know it is obsoleted already by PC mustard race)
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>>379841618
The Xbox Super Scorpio, or Xbox SS for short.
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Am I the only one who prefers the code name so far?
PS4 Neo > PS4 "pro" (pro = professional, makes no sens for video games).
Nintendo NX > Nintendo Switch (NX sounds like new tech).
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Xbox Office Suite and Visual Studio Bundle Pack
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>>379844662
>Xbox SS
With special Nazi themed bundle available today
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Botnet Box Pro
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>>379843283

This is going to happen.
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Xbone Spartan
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>>379844662
Xbox /ss/
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NeXbox

I'm a marketing genius thank you very much
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>>379841618
XBOX Sting. Cos as scorpion stings people.
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Xbox Scorpio vs Playstation Tarantula
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>>379841618
Microsoft Game Machine
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>>379841618
It's real name is actually Xbox Pronto
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Xbox Four
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Xbox ON
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Who gives a FUCK what they're going to name it? We need to figures out the Xbone equivalent name so that we can run the console into the ground before it even comes out.
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>>379845541
Ara ara~
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>>379841618
Xbox Two.
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>>379841618
Probably just Xbox One Pro or Slim or something like that
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>>379841618
XBox One of these days we'll have some games.
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How about the

No Xclusives but One
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>>379845680
I would like to post a Japanese bug fight clip but only one of those companies is Japanese.
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>>379845753
Screencap this because I'm not joking
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Xbox one 2
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>>379841618
Xcube 5
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Natal
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X B O X
B
O
X
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>>379843950
Underrated
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Xbox NOW
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>>379841618
Xbox 1.5
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>>379845746
LEAKED START-UP IMAGE!!
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>>379846220
No it isn't
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Full trolling
"Xbox 6>4"
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>>379844424
At best 5%, 3% is more likely
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Xbox tooie
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XBOX Behave
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xXxDarKs1deXB0XSephirothPROxXx
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>>379841618

>XBOX Still Not A PC
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Xbox SIX Teraflops
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Xbox Live
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>>379841618
The ScorpiOne
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>>379841618
Scorchio~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZMUAd7OJc8
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PS4 Pro (Xbox version)
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It's going to be just Xbox and then it can be updated every few years and still be Xbox, like the iPad
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>>379844424
It's around 15% currently and expected to hit 50% by 2020.
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>>379841618
Xbox 64
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The Xbox
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>>379843283
>inb4 all new games labeled as originals
>Halo (2017) for the Xbox (2017)
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>>379841618
Xbox 10. They are still trying to push their retarded OS everywhere
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XboxOneTwo[\spoiler]
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Evil Xbox
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The Xbox Supremacy
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Hexbox
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>>379843737
>Before /pol/
>After /pol/
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>>379841618
XxBoxxX $$$
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>>379843737
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>>379846280
Fuck off fag
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Ybox
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>>379846906
It works for phones and tablets.
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Xbox 10 S
10 in binary is 2, really makes u thank
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>>379841618
Xboxxy
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>>379841618
Xbox trying to be a PC but the hardware is already years out of data.
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Xbox A or some shit

People itt are forgetting that it still needs to be marketed as an alternate xbone model, it's not an entirely new system. It would have a new name, but not one that cant be easily identified as an alternative to Xbox One
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Xb4x
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>>379848195
cute
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32Xbox
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XIbox
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>>379848542
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Xbox Scorpio
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xbox one up
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man ms conference is the only one im waiting for besides nintendo, it will be like watching a comedy show, cant wait for the memes
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>>379841670
Xboxo
>Xbox 0
XboXO I love you play with me anon.
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>>379848302
It happens with hardware revisions of this kind. Like with the DSi, GBC, N3DS, PS4 Pro, and now this, some people treat them as entirely new systems. I just wonder if this will improve performance if you just want to play games at 1080p 60fps or not, or which games will even be compatible with native 4K for that matter
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X .doc files
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Xbox 10 S is such a terrible name I can see them using it
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The Hank Scorpio.
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Xbox One XS
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Xbox XD
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>>379841618
XboxTwo.
Instead of playing it once in a year, you'll play it twice then never pick it up until a decent exclusive drops every decade.
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watch this
Xbox Zero
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NetFlox
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It will be called xbox one 2
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So I hate to piss in yall cornflakes but does it actually on any level matter how good the scorpio ends up being?

The ps4 leads sales by like at least 90%, jumping ship now just means you won't be able to play online w/ your mates anymore

No offense but I just don't see the point. They should have just dropped this gen and keep working on scorpio until its good enough to be gen 9
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>>379849376
Not if they learned anything from the Wii U naming debacle
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>>379841618
XpleasebuyourshittyBOX
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>Console
>Console 360
>Console One
>Console 2
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Xbox summit1g
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>>379845587
Following this logic(and not being retarded), maybe it's Xbox Zodiac? Or just Xbox Z, kind of like an edgier version of an S.
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>>379841618
420 B0nG$mokA

Special edition will be called "Blaze it"
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The Box
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>>379849645
>XBOX ONE 360
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>>379845934
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>>379843283
This.
Hell, they'll end up calling it "Original Xbox"
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The Xbox™
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>>379841618

It needs to stay as "Scorpio" it sounds way better.
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>>379841618
Video Super Device aka VSD 3000
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'ONE'
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>>379843737
H O N O R A R Y W H I T E
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>>379841618
Marcus Xbonius
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>>379846271
why did this make me laugh
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>>379843737
>he starts to smile as he loses melanin
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Xbox Direct
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>>379850008
I agree. Xbox Scorpio has a neat ring to it.

Hmm.. Let me think of some fucking retarded names they could give it.

Xbox Now
Xbox Elite
Xbox Quantum
Xbox Complete
Xbox Pro (Long shot, but who knows)
Xbox Nova
Xbox One ____ (blank being something in this list)
Xbox Prime
Xbox Catalyst
Xbox Neuron
Xbox Supreme (hold the onions, please)
Xbox Titanium/Titan/Onyx/some other metal
Xbox Mirage
Xbox True (as in "true to life grafix")

I dunno. Those are some stupid fucking names, but I guarantee if they're getting out of a number scheme, it'll be something fucking retarded.
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Xbox Y
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>>379841618
Xbox 720
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Xbox Titan X
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>>379846675
It'll be pronounced Scorpi-on
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Xbox 2 mountain deux
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>>379841618
Windows 10 Box
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>>379851238
They might even go so far as to call it either the Xbox Complete or Xbox One Live.

I want it to be called the Xbox One Era, just so we can truly call it the Xboner.
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>>379851416
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>>379841618
XBOX 1.0
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>>379841618
First Xbox
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>>379849708
I thought of Zodiac too (ultimately went with Sting as it sounds cooler and is easier to market). But Xbox Z is much better. It sounds cool for the kids. It's simple and easily marketable. Only downside is that normies might confuse the "Z" for and "S" if the logo is too stylized (and even if it isn't).
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Xbox (2001)
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Xbox $
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Xbox 10
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>>379851238
Xbox one elite is a good shout desu, they had the 360 elite with the 120GB HDD
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They should drop "One" completely. Just call it Xbox Prime or something like that.
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Xbox 500.
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Xbox Cucked
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De xbox CyberDome 350
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Just "X-Box" for maximum confusion
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Xbox Three Sixty
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Xbox One Elite is the only logical answer.
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The Xbox Six picantè edition
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>>379841618

Xbook, it will be a laptop/tablet you can also plug into your television
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Xbox 3-Niggy
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Xbox 360 Pt. 2
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The xbox ass and its in the shape of some nice ass
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The Xkeleton
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>>379855971
where's part 1?
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>>379843283
This is extremely likely. Notice how MS itself no longer calls their product "Windows 10", it's just Windows.
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Engulf me in ass to be honest
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Xbox one two snap
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>>379841618
Xbox Five
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Engulf me in ass to be honest
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Engulf me in ass to be honest
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>>379841618
Xbone Sweedish Techpump
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It will be called the Scorpio

xbox name will be dropped
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THE Xbox.
THE definitive gaming platform.
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The Other ONE
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Hey, tardbases. Stop trying to disrespect Microsoft and their talented marketing team, by trying to come up with Terrible names for the new Xbox console. The actual name for it will be something well thought up, that encompasses what the Scorpio is all about. Just stop it.
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>>379858512
These are the same people that came up with a console named Xbox One.
They won't come up with something cool, it'll be something safe and boring.
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>>379841670
$499 is a steal tho
People were sating it would go for 6 or more
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Xbox 10 S
Just to tie it to Windows 10 S
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>>379844424
Even if there's a small percentage, the average retard doesn't know much besides marketing buzzwords. You'll have people buy shit for 4k to run it on their 60 inch 1080p TV and think it looks better. There are also people that have 4k TVs and have yet to run any, or rarely, 4k content because there isn't much of it on normie shit like cable/satellite TV, streaming services, bluray rentals, etc.
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>>379859136
>You'll have people buy shit for 4k to run it on their 60 inch 1080p TV and think it looks better.

It's called supersampling, my friend, and it does look better.
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>>379841618
The 'X'
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>>379858819
Because people thought it would be able to do 4K.

Its clear now that it wont.
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>>379841618
The X-Box
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>>379843737
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Xbox One (2017 model)
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XboxobX
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BONE-X 10 S quadro
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>>379841670
>>379842130
>>379842136
>Xbox 4k

Betting on this. It would also sound like a better rival for the Playstation "4".
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Xbox Two
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>tfw they stick with the project code name for brand identity
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Xbox Infinity like what was originally proposed for the Xbox One. Plus if they plan to make it modular or future proof it works.
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>>379862471
Two years later Sony comes out with the PS5 and it sounds like an outdated shit.
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>>379841618
Actually there will be 3 versions:
1. Xbox Two60
2. Xbox Two60 Meme-Edition
3. Xbox Two60 Casual-Edition
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>>379862675
They did with the Xbox originally.
Scorpio does sound pretty cool and they've been essentially getting free marketing with that name with all the speculation.

And if they wanted to they could shorten the name to the Xbox S or Xbox OneS. Then we'll call the XboS.
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Xbox alpha
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>>379846827
Came here to say this
Xbox 64 because of 64-bit OS or something.
Their marketing will have a field day swerving around N64 imagery while getting those big 90's nostalgia bucks.
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Xbox Pee Pee
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Xbox Venom
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Xbox Kraken or 'The Kraken" branded as
>The Monster of Gaming
>The Beast has Awoken
SCREENCAP
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>>379843737
What

I can't see it
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>>379863132
>X-Boss

I unironically like that
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>>379841618
MS doesn't want to continue with generations, so I don't think they will call it just two.

Xbox One X2 or some shit.
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Xbox: The Reckoning
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>>379841618
Xbox One 2
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Phil has decided to try and tap into the meme market so the Scorpio will be larger than the original Hueg and will be called Xbox4U
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>>379842832
Made me chuckle
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Xbox 4k. It's going to be the Xbox 4k because people will buy it, thinking the PS4 Pro can't do 4k.
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>>379841618

XBOX ZERO
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>>379841618
Xbox One Elite would be the obvoius choice.

But if not i'm going with XBOX FOUR
FOUR THE PLAYERS
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Xbox 2160p
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Xbox
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Xbox 720
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Insider here at MS Xbox Marketing Division. It's going o be called the Xbox 4k. We tested it with focus groups and found that most consumers (parents) identify it as the 4k capable machine.
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Xobox
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Xbox2
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10 Box.
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Xbox Sphere
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X B O X
B O
O B
X B O X
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Xbox 10
Because they want you to use Windows 10.

Jus tot note now, there is absolutely no reason to buy a Bone if you have a PC. They're releasing everything on Windows 10 anyway.
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>>379841618
Scorpio^n
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>>379841618
Xbox Zune
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>>379841618
Xbox One S

Screencap this
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>>379869809
Already exist
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>>379841618
How long till the conference starts?
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Xbox infinity.
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Best Buy leaked the name.
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>>379869662
LOL! I've seen Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 too xD
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Nex(t)box
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>>379869893
How about Xbox One S.S?
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Xbox 4k if they're leaving one users in the dust
Xbox One X if's just a 4k Xbone.
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Xbox Won
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Xbox S

Xbox SP
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Watch them call it "Xbox".
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Xbox Calculus

can you really blame me?
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Xbox Upgrade/ Xbox Ultra/ Xbox universe
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Xbox OneU
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>>379841618
Xbox we are still assblasted our console wasn't the strongest
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Apparently Best Buy has the name tagged as Xbox Scorpio already.
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>>379870321
>MS 9th gen console will be called "box"
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Nega Sonic Xbox Ultra Ultron: Prepare to Lie Edition
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Xbox one up
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>>379841618
They're gonna call it Xbox x1
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>>379843737
Its because of the big ass projector screen hes looking at.
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Xbox Scorpio AKA Sony destroyer
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>>379841618
SparseRenderingIsTotallyNotCheckerboardingBox
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>>379841618
Xbox 5 because they need to be 1 step ahead of Sony
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>>379842554
>>379846921
This.

>>379841670
>>379842130
>>379842136
Or this.
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Direct x box 12
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Xbox
Xbox 360
Xbox One
XBOX
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Xbox Strike Justice: Seed destiny
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>tfw remember how everyone was having fun back in 2013 thinking about nicknames for Xbox One
>we ended up not talking about Xbox One at all
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>>379871098
X
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>>379870137
Xbox One ϟϟ
>>
http://newsletter.bestbuy.ca/2017/promo/06_11_Xbox/en/main.jpg

They are keeping the name.
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The xbox one scorpion
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>>379841618
xbox 360 one
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Xbox 1440
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Crossbow X
Get it? Cross = X Bow = BO and there's the X. Goddamn I should be in marketing, this is gold
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>ctrl+f Xbox 10 S

Xbox 10 S confirmed
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>>379841618
Xbox 2
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>>379871354
>Xbox Scorpio S
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Xbox Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce!
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>>379871714
Here's another one
GRAVE PLOT
Get it? It's a Christian grave, there's a CROSS, the guy is in a BOX and X marks the location of the grave, therefore GRAVE PLOT
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Xbox box
Xbox 360 One
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SharePointBox
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>>379841618
Xbox 1 Super
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Xbox 1 pro
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>>379842554
this, xbox 10 to go along with windows 10
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It will just be called the "Box"
>>
Finger box 1
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Xbox Master Chief Collection
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The Box
Xbox 10
Xbox One-Zero
Xboxer
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The "Sexbox"
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>>379841618
xbox three sixty
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>>379841618

Why not Xbox Scorpio? Seriously consoles get so caught up in numbers that it gets kinda old after awhile.

Console makers should start treating consoles like cars and give them names that truly make no sense.

Playstation Gemini when?
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>>379841618
Xbox fusion, cheap PC run Windows Games in 4K*
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>>379874593

I would buy a PlayStation Jaguar desu senpai
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