TELL ME >TELL ME TELL ME >TELL ME TELL ME LIES

I can't wait for the Bethesda conference only because of the Todd meme renaissance.

>>379822512
>renaissance
That implies it ended.

Is Todd even going to show up at E3?

>>379822708
He's not showing up, literally whats point of watching E3 now?

he literally never did anything wrong

you people must have read too much into what he said or let your imagination take control

>>379822869
>>379822970
Well fuck that shit then

>>379822970
source?

>>379823103
There was a tweet I saw posted here yesterday saying he'd be at his son's graduation and wouldn't make it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6cn0mLJVZY

thread theme

>>379823335

>Source. My Ass

>Skyrim came out almost 6 years ago

If they don't tease TES 6 there's just no point

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STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

AND BUY MY GAME

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>>379823507

>>379823724
Well Fuck his son then.

>>379823724
FUCK YOUR SON TODD
ENTERTAIN US

>>379823724
Can someone make an image of him at the graduation whispering into other parents ears suggesting to buy fallout .

>>379823724
>middle school graduation

lmao who gives a shit

>>379823724
never buying a game that just works ever again

How long until Todd-kun takes the stage?

>>379823024
no, more like. they dont understand the basic process of making a game
and the entire forced meme redditors spam posts of, is just based off "see that mountain you can climb there"
when you literally could, they just expected some god tier climbing system when no its just you walk up the mountain path

and skyrim was the best most genre defining successful generational game in the past 10 ye ars

so shitpost all you like, wont change a god damn thing

lets hear about how witcher 3's combat isnt complete dog shit some more

>>379824087
>and skyrim was the best most genre defining successful generational game in the past 10 ye ars
shit fucking taste confirmed

Will he save us /v/?

>>379824035
Yeah, the kid still has 4 more years of High School

E3 is more important than middle school graduation

>>379823957
Underrated post

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>>379823724
wow, bethesda now manages to disappoint without even making games

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>>379823724
I have lost the last little bit of reason to live...

>>379823724
IF I HAVE TO GO ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT FRESH TODD MEMES IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

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>>379824087

>>379823724
What's even the point of watching Bethesda's conference then?

>no Todd
>no Kojima
END ME LADS

>>379822708
>>379822762
>Todd meme renaissance
more like Todd meme refill

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Delicious Todd dick sucker tears

>>379823724
Fuck, todd is my favourite part of e3

>>379824392
>No Todd to meme about
>No obsidian fallout to enjoy
>No TES to be salty about
>No Bannerlord to enjoy

this e3 is terrible. this has to stop.

What if it's just a ruse guys? What if he is just pretending to have a son so we will be extra surprised when he shows up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxWUtShF_pE
IF I COULD TURN THE PAGE

>>379823724
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER SON

>>379823724
guys guys guys
settle down

todd wants to be in a room where he can see eye to eye with people

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>>379823724
>Todd will never be your loving father

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(TELL ME LIES)

AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEART BREAK

(TELL ME LIES)

AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A MISTAKE

(TELL ME LIES)

I'M NEVER GONNA HEAR YOU CLAIM
THAT YOU'RE BUYING TODD'S GAME

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>>379822762
I remember thinking the Todd memes would die when Fallout 4 landed with a flat dud even among normies, but somehow the meme magic continued to work and we still speak of his lies even today.

>>379824558
No, his son is real, he recorded it to get another check from bethesda while making fallout 3.

>>379823724
QUICK WHENS THE LATEST TODD WILL SPEAK AGAIN?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
GO WHEREVER YOU WANT EXCEPT NO LOL
200 HAND CRAFTED DUNGEEEEEONS
DIS NPCS ARE NUT SCRIPTED LOLZ

>>379823724
guys but what if we can a truth-speaking, honest presenter for Beth this year in his stead?

>>379823724
>implying it's his son's graduation
>believing his lies

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>>379823724
>Todd won't be at E3

>>379824569
ALL OF IT JUST WORKS

>>379823724
B-BUT WHAT IF HE'S LYING!?

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>>379823724
>IM SORRY GUYS TODD IS NOT HERE
>BUT HEY
>YOU GOT US TO PRESENT BETHESDA'S NEW GAMES HERE AT E3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7trmEmI5Js
POT OVERPOWERED PLS NERF

>>379824808
And where is the fun in that?

>>379823724
It's clear what has to be done.

Todd's wife's son needs to be taken care of.
You understand?
There's still over a dozen hours to go. E3 can still be saved if a certain someone has a certain... accident. Capisce?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNFrv0X1W2g
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

>no Todd
>no Kojima
>no Girlwood
What's E3 without their meme machines?

>>379824808
Yeah like Pete Hines.

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>>379823724
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>379823724
>middle school graduation
hahahahahaha what the fuck?

>>379825098
lost

>>379825098
>should have

>>379825123
america has beginning school middle school and end school it's weird but it's part of their culture

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>physically unable to pull all nighters for some reason
>bethesda conference is at 4AM for my sorry european ass
GONNA MISS THE THREADS FUCK

>>379823724
No, NOO. NOOO

E3 2017 is dead.

>>379825123
Todd is a good man and a good father. DOn't talk ill about him, I'll personally hunt you and terminate you.

Fuck you. Don't respond

>>379825243
>also yurofag
>have to wake up at 6AM for work tomorrow
tempted to go to bed 2 hrs earlier and just wake up at 4AM instead.

>>379825243
who fucking cares, Todd's not coming

>>379825318
L I A R
I
A
R

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>>379825332
>Todd's not coming
He's going to be surrounded by schoolgirls his height. He'll be coming plenty.

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>>379823724
>>379823957
>Hey, is there anyone here who likes Fallout?

>>379825558
GET IN TO THE CAR BITCH!

>>379825780
>Todd walks on stage
>takes the microphone
>"I am pleased to announce that The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for the Nintendo Switch is out NOW!"

>>379825332
I still cant believe this, it will ruin my month..

>>379826117
>*crickets*
>"Please buy my game."

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>>379823724
At first I thought this said "Todd has his middle school graduation to attend".

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>>379823724
>middle school graduation
>middle school
>graduation
ok

>>379823724
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT
Who said anything about a son? No gender was specified here. How do we know this isn't Todd's DAUGHTER's middle school graduation?!

>>379823724
Weird, for some reason I thought that Todd was single.

>>379826117
Pretty smart, going straight to Bethesda's target audience to advertise his game. This is why Todd is so successful and we're still NEETs.

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>>379825558
>Publisher: Ubisoft

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>Todd isn't coming
This is going to be the worst fucking e3 in history isn't it.

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>>379823957
>Congratulations, young girl. Did your parents purchase Fallout 4 Deluxe edition as a graduation gift or are you going to the video game store after the event?

>>379823724
bethesda's presentation is the day before e3

what middle school has graduation on sunday?

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>>379825558
>the compact Todd Howard
DELETE THIS

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>>379823724
Todd pre-recorded video then.

>>379827039
Probably PC Gamer UK. Bethesda didn't self-publish worldwide until Skyrim.

>>379823724
Fucking Middle School graduation who gives a shit

You learn jack shit from middle school and you dont get a (meaningful) diploma why would you need a ceremony for finishing it

>>379827568
Huh. Yeah you're right.

>>379823724
They have middle school graduations? Isnt this shit just for bored housewives or something? Who actually gives a fuck about middleschool

>>379827676
sounds better than "all will be back except todd, he can't face the shame another year"

>>379824458
Todd is my favourite part of life

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>>379823724
>tfw todd's most hurtful lie was his appearance on this e3
Just as you would expect from the master

>>379827917
>Todd
>feeling shame

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>>379825210
>american """"culture""""

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Post the saddest Todd you have.

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>>379828156

>>379824575
Go back to /pol/

>>379823724
Todd, no!

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>>379828156
I'll be alright anon. Just promise me you'll buy a copy of Fallout 4™ to show those bullies at Obsidian who your favorite developer is

>>379823724
POST
TODD
WIFE

HE

>>379828559
go back to your nigger website.

>>379829286
HAS

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>>379829348
NO

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>>379825039
>implying a bear like todd would get cucked

>>379823724

Well, he knows his priorities. He might be a terrible in vidya industry, but atleast he is trying to be a good dad.

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>>379822512
RARE TODD PASSING THROUGH

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>>379823724
>mfw no Todd

>>379822512
TELL ME ABOUT TODD

WHY DOES HE TELL THE LIES

I hope Todd's son/daughter failed so he doesn't goto graduation and can come to e3 instead.

>>379829828
HE'S A SMALL GUY

>>379829428
HEIGHT

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>>379829941
FO- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY

>>379830148
IF I BOUGHT NEW VEGAS WOULD YOU DIE?

>Middle School Graduation

It's fucking June, what the hell?

>>379830637
Its a ruse

>>379830637
Its not even called graduation. I think its called promotion. He could've skipped that shit.

>>379829478
If I were studying in the U.S. I would not bother with middle school "graduation", not to mention asking my parents to attend.

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What does the Todd button do?

>>379824087
The only thing ‘s good about Skyrim is the sex mod, and thats not even from Bethesda.

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Why does /v/ love Todd but hate his games?

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>>379823724
>tfw Bethesda lost E3 before they even had their conference

>Objective: Kidnap Todd


Why can't we have nutty autists do cool shit like kidnap developers or raid offices instead of an hero-ing after killing some nobodies.

>>379830637
>>379830728
It's clearly just not an excuse. Todd-sama is merely too shy to show his face after his popularity exploded on /v/ - Video Games.

>>379823724
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WHY THE FUCK IS BETHESDAS CONFERENCE AT SUCH A FUCKED TIME?

ACTUALLY, WHY ARE THE CONFERENCES ALL SUCH FUCKED TIMES THIS YEAR

FOR EUROS THEY USED TO BE FROM 6PM-12AM

NOW IT'S LIKE 11PM-6AM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>379830835
Produce quality video games.

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>>379831493
>an american event held in america by american companies showcasing american games for american audience should adjust their schedule to serve european needs
you literally said something this stupid

tell me lies tell me sweet little lies

>>379831708
>american companies
>nintendo

Try again

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You fucking sheeple. Todd's gonna be there.
>>379823724
Are you seriously believing a tweet from someone who isnt Todd or Pete?
The only 8th grade grad is Pete's son.

>>379832078
Pete meant to say his wife's son's graduation. It's Todd's kid that's why he's there instead of Pete.

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Just look at this guy.

>>379823724
I am upset.

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>>379824580
>todd wants to be in a room where he can see eye to eye with people
Todd is 7ft tall

>>379832337
He's a cute manlet.

>Todd will never hold you in his strong and big arms

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>>379832492
>he will never sit you on his lap while he creates video games and fondles your hair

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>>379832685
>he will never tell you sweet little lies while you drift off to sleep

>>379828234
If I bought his game, would he feel better?

>>379823335
Just another lie

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>>379823724
noooo I waited one year for this event, he HAS to show up.

>>379827262
That webm. You can see how his soul is being crushed. It hurts.

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This Todd fellow sure is a handsome man.

>>379833696
He came to /Fit/ to promote his book a year or two back.Pretty chill guy, really loves his wife.

If i remember right he's currently getting fat with his wife to show how easy it is to lose the weight with a proper diet and exercise.

>Todd will never go to your graduation

>>379823724
That sucks, Todd is an E3 highlight. Shame he's such a good father.

>>379834259
Do you think he keeps promises to his son? He's probably drinking at a bar.

He just wanted to flirt with the teacher for one last time.

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>>379832337
>not posting the real pic
disingenuous, anon

>>379831708
>implying they will not sell those games here
You said something even more stupid.
>b-but we are the most important market
>t. amerilard

>>379823724
>middle school graduation
What fucked up part of the country does "graduations" for elementary/middle schools?

>>379823335
>his wife's son's graduation
ftfy

>>379826880
With that jaw line? Please.

>>379825039
Everything but 'capisce.'

>>379823724
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

E3 is literally ruined, no memes for us

>>379823724
BETHESDA ALREADY FAILED US BEFORE THEY EVEN STARTED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>379823724
>trusting the stopped clock that's right zero times a day

So I guess Todd confirmed for hosting the entire Bethesda show?

Yeah you faggots keep posting these memes but you are going to wet your pants with hype when he announces the new TES game in a few days. Then you are gonna spam /v/ with the same old unfunny memes for eternity until his shitty game comes out and you immediately buy it.

>>379836853
Das rite

>>379826880
That's what he says to good looking women

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So is Godd showing up or not?
I want to pull an all nighter because shit yurop timezone but if Godd's not coming, there's literally no reason to watch

>>379836853
Jokes on you. I have a crippling depression that makes me unable to get hyped over anything.

>>379836853
I've never ever bought a TES game

>>379836608

Stopped clock is still right twice homey

>>379837513
And Patcher would manage to even screw that up sweaty

>>379823724
Shame he won't be there but Todd is a good dad and prioritizes his son over work. Have a great graduation you two.

>>379823724
T-this is fake right?

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>>379823724
Fucking Todd, I'll drag him to E3 if I must

Did Todd do something at E3? Why are there so many Todd threads around?

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>>379823724
>no Todd the liar

I guess I don't have to wake up in the middle of night to watch this.

>>379823507
BTFO
>>379823724

Todd has never, ever "lied" about anything that could objectively be characterized as a factual statement that could not be interpreted in a variety of different ways.

>Todd: that mountain isn't a backdrop, you can walk all the way to the top of that mountain
>the mountain isn't actually a backdrop and you can indeed walk all the way to the top of it
>people quote this as a lie for some reason

I never understood this one.

>>379842190
He said you could climb it. You could on a horse roughly at an 80 degree angle.

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>>379842014
>Fallout 3 will have 200 endings
>"Todd has never, ever lied"

>>379842298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4

At 0:56, he specifically says "walk"

>>379823724
>no Aisha
>no Todd
Where will we get our memes then?

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>>379830778
my parents made me go to mine saying that if i didnt go i would "regret it for the rest of my life"

spoiler alert: i fucking hated middle school and i still dont give a shit that i went to some shitty ceremony for it

>>379834223
It really is. All I did was use my job for exercise, and stopped eating so much. I still eat bullshit, but I still lost 100lb.

what the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>379823724
This is a ruse, right? They'll say he won't be attending and instead of revealing new games they'll reveal Todd is actually present as he descends from the roof or something?

>>379843009
todd is all we have

NEW ELDER SCROLLS PLEASE

PLEASE TODD I WANT TO FEEL HAPPY AND EXCITED AGAIN EVEN IF I'LL JUST BE DISAPPOINTED IN THE END

>>379829291
don't use the n-word on /V/

>>379843532
it's going to be skyrim vr

>>379843573
NO IT WON'T

STOP

>>379824087
go home todd

Someone wake me up when they will talk Quake Champions, ok?

Only thing I give a semblance of a shit about.

>>379843573
>it's going to be skyrim vr
How are they gonna sell it without Todd the Moneymaker?

>>379842702
Aisha never gave any good memes, I'm glad she's gone.
Bring back Mr. Caffeine.

>>379823724
Literally no reason to watch now

>>379823724
>No todd

All the excitement out the fucking window

>>379826586
"Alright kid, time to go to school"
"But Officer, I am a grown up, I developed fallou-"
"You ain't tricking me little boy, no grown up's that short!"

You know it's odd. There are so many memes of Todd, but we don't know that much about him. I don't even think he has a twitter. There's no family information listed on a google search or his wikipedia page. Todd is actually really secretive.

>>379844483
todd died 2 years ago

>>379823724
>Congratulations son, I'm proud
>By the way, are those your friends over there?
>Yeah? I see.
>Wait here just a second, son.
>Hey boys, did my son ever tell you how cool Skyrim and Fallout 4 are?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn4SRqnEIo4

>>379823724
E3 RUINED

Did he ever top that masterpiece?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjbx6-KQoRg

>>379843719

Are they even going to talk about it?

Todd is the only reason I watch E3. He better be there REEEE.

>>379823724
>/v/ literally waited all year to todd post
>old toddy howard out maneuvers /v/ yet again

based todd

>press conference is during the stanley cup game

WHY

HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID

Funny how everybody on /v/ likes Todd now.
Like, what the fuck?

>>379845440
I don't care about American sports anyway

>>379845543

lurk moar dumb namefag

>>379845908
not him but he's a nameshitter and all but he's been on /v/ for a long time now

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>doesnt start until 11 pm CT
>have to wake up at 6 am

whos retarded idea was this?

>>379831001
Neat dinosaur

>>379846182
>>have to wake up at 6 am
change work then, or move closer to your job.

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>>379835456

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>>379824587
>he will never lie about how much he loves you

>>379823724
What's the point of having a graduation ceremony for anything other than high school and college?

>>379823724
They have a huge Bethesda fan, John Smith to replace him though.

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>>379823724
But I want Todd to lie to me!

>>379846059
Michlan pls

stop posting

>>379825039
>Tragedy today as a school shooter murdered the entire graduating class of Howard Middle School.
>The killer is still at large, he was described by witnesses as an overweight 18-24 year old man singing Fleetwood Mac

>>379845108
And not a single thing was true apart from fast travel.

is there even any point in waking up for it now
is there any point in waking up at all?

>>379847207
Todd is a master of his craft.

>>379847162

you can go your own waaaaaaaay

you can call it another lonely daaaaaaay

>>379846394
Todd loves all of his fans equally. He would even be fine with having a harem.

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>yfw Todd comes out wearing this