Would you?

Why the fuck would I ever want to be a woman?

Only to masturbate obviously.

As long as I could go back at any time.

>>379816846
Would I?

>>379817970
This, I'll immediately jump back in whenever I'm pregnant or having my period and turn back when I'm bored again.

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>>379816846
No, women are vastly weaker than men and in such a dangerous setting I would want any physical advantage I could take.

>>379816846
I'm trans so in a heartbeat

>>379818382
So you'd switch between a guy who thinks they're a woman to a woman who thinks they're a man and vice versa.

>>379818336
Don't forget the one that women REALLY hate you mentioning:
>brain

>>379818846
Pretty sure the coffin only changes you physically so I'd be switching my body to a woman's to match what my mind thinks

Just my top half.

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>>379818382
Your mental disorder would likely still cause you to feel out of place either way. Over 70% of post-op commit suicide reporting that it didn't help whatsoever and even made it worse, you'd be better off looking into highly dangerous and experimental medication for schizophrenia rather than a magic coffin which changes your gender when entered.

Sadly due to the current political relation with science you'll find nothing capable of real help in medicine. The best outcome for you I think lays beyond a life and practice of meditation so that you may find true comfort in the flaws of your mind which will surely lead to a comfort in yourself and body.
All problems, mental and physical, can be overcome by the mind. An obstacle is an illusion that you will into solidity, and by your will alone it remains an obstacle.

>>379819117
Yes but it only thing it changes is your physical gender so the gender dysphoria caused by your brain will stay, making you want to be a man after you've switched to a woman.

>>379819570
>All problems, mental and physical, can be overcome by the mind.

brb, curing my cancer with the power of positive thought

>>379819595
oh I don't have dysphoria. I'm actually ok with my body the way it is. I want to look more feminine the same way people want to look more attractive in certain aspects. Looking like a woman is just what I happen to think of as attractive. But if you're offering me a magic coffin that will grant that and let me pass as female in the eyes of everyone else then absolutely I would take that chance

Don't your perfect sliders get super fucked up when you jump in?

>>379819984
Oh so you're just a faggot? Well then that makes sense then. Carry on.

>>379819951
>The team found that the telomeres - the protein caps at the end of our chromosomes that determine how quickly a cell ages - stayed the same length in cancer survivors who meditated or took part in support groups over a three-month period.
>On the other hand, the telomeres of cancer survivors who didn’t participate in these groups shortened during the three-month study.
>Scientists still don’t know for sure whether telomeres are involved in regulating disease, but there is early evidence that suggests shortened telomeres are associated with the likelihood of surviving several diseases, including breast cancer, as well as cellular ageing. And longer telomeres are generally thought to help protect us from disease.

I'd have to fight off those two Snorlaxes to get there so I'd probably get my ass pushed in before I got to it.

>>379820175
Cool pseudoscientific hypothesis, guess I should stop doing my radiation treatment and become a yoga instructor

>>379820407
What part of that was pseudoscience?
>Mindfulness-based cancer recovery and supportive-expressive therapy maintain telomere length relative to controls in distressed breast cancer survivors
Published by the American Cancer Society.

>>379820554
That telomere length is causally associated with disease prevention, and specifically cancer.

That you continue to insist that mindfulness is the key to solving all disease shows how wrapped up in pseudoscientific horseshit telomeres are.

>>379820991
The American Cancer Society is the only who insists it, I guess you know more than them though.

>>379821168
The American Cancer Society says telomere length is maintained in mindfulness therapy, you're the one extrapolating that to mean that cancer can be cured with meditation, you fucking putz.

>>379821369
Tomato tomato, I'm right and you're wrong deal with it.

>>379821456
>>>>>>

>>379819093
i thought it was
benis

>>379816846
Nah, I don't want to be a vaginal jew.

>>379821456
>the face of the average retarded /pol/cuck

kek

>>379821790
xD

>>379821986
I didn't know /pol/ advocated meditation rather than just hanging trannies so they can't breed and ridding humanity of homosexuality through eugenics.

>>379819570
Transsexual operations aren't literally magic and don't actually change the sex of the person. This coffin is magic and does change the sex of the person.
False equivalency, that rate of suicide has no bearing on the hypothetical situation in the OP.

>>379822183
It doesn't change their brain into one that isn't mentally ill.

>>379819570
So he needs a therapist

>>379822084
t. woman

Of course I would, without hesitation.

>>379816846
yes, without hesitation.
But I would neer use it in-game. I mean: Why would I want a male character?

>>379819570
I am trans and chose to keep my penis.
I would rather have that than a fatal wound that was cut in a way to resemlbe a vagina and that I have to actively prevent from healing for years to come.

>>379816846
Only if I come out hot

watch as i swooce right in

>>379816846
Course. Girlfriend is bi so she would enjoy it as well.

>>379819951
You can't cure your cancer with the power of meditation, but you can learn to live with it, understand?

>>379823394
would it get hard if i pounded your ass

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>Cut off part of the lid
>Put upper half inside
>Keep waist and legs out
>Pull remains of lid shut

Futa time.

>>379822257
well then I can see why you're such a bitter cunt about it.

>>379823714
Just a matter of time until this will be some hentai character's "tragical backstory".

>>379818336
WE WUZ

>>379816846
GB2/LGBT/

I'd probably look good as a woman

>>379823754
You're the only one who seems bitter here buddy.

See -> >>379819595

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Hells yes.
I jerk it to nothing but gender_bender these days; and even if I'm not pretty life would sure as hell be easier as a woman.

>Hop in
>Go on camping trip with internet friends you've known for years
>Cause them all to get jealous of one another and destroy friendships.
I want to know what it feels like to have that kind of power.

>>379819595
How do you know the coffin switches gender dysphoria like that?
It likely doesn't have mental effects to that degree, or at least they cannot be proven.

Duh.

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>>379816846
Shame Dark Souls 2 is so hated by the DS1 babies. I would like to see theories about that coffin.

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>>379816846
Yeah, I'd jerk someone off then shoot myself.

>>379816846
Yes, and I'd enter a monogamous relationship with my longtime friend after becoming female.

>>379824446
it was made by degenerate anime watchers

>>379816846
>not making your character a woman in the first place
fucking lol. woman avatar in every souls game is masterrace.

>>379819570
>tfw want to be a woman but am tall as fuck and ugly and would make an atrocious woman
why is it all dysphoric people have to change appearance. can't you just live a miserable life like everyone else?
fucking normies.

>>379823636
No. Cancer kills you. You can't live with it. That's what makes it fucking cancer.

>>379824262
Because that's how dysphoria works. It isn't 'fixed'. You could turn an anorexic into a literal skeleton and they'd still feel "too fat".

I did and I didn't realise until I died because I had armour on.

>>379817694
it's easy mode if you want to do nerd things

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>>379824198
post gender bender

>>379826540
But you end up being terrible at all those things.

>>379826682
who cares? You'll have tons of beta orbiters to feed you money anyway

>>379818163
Doesn't that mean you'd get fucked as a woman.

That's fucking gay desu