You can only choose one
SELECT YOUR CHARACTER
>>379809590
Stats wise stag beetle is the best
Just like in real life
>>379809772
Stag Beetle is an odd way to spell Emperor Scorpion.
>>379809864
>grab scorpion
>he cant do shit cus armor too stronk
>knock him off the tree
>the ants eat him
>>379810001
>attempt to grab scorpion
>scorpion grabs my mandibles with his claws
>proceeds to sting me with his stinger
>fall off tree
>get eaten by ants
>>379809501
>take shotgun
>"Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... but im all outta ass.."
shotgun so that I can feed it constant shitty one liners like the chuckola cola and get it so powerful that it obliterates the world
>>379809501
Shotgun
>>379809590
Scorpion
>>379809501
Fist of justice. Use it as a moral compass and bring about a Utopian world.
Fist of Justice. I'm neither an edgelord nor a cringeautist. You can't disarm me; I would literally always have it.
>>379809590
Rhino beetle master race
>>379814838
Fuck off gaylord.
>>379810717
this. You can just say so many shitty one liners that you could eventually kill a god
>>379814838
>Rhino Beetle
>>379809590
Either Stag, Scorpion, or Goliath
>>379809501
Does the damage double again if I say another one liner or is it a per shot thing?
>>379817160
Also, Goliath's weight should be higher. it is the largest spider in the world by mass, as the Goliath Beetle is biggest insect by mass.
>>379809501
why would you NOT pick the shotty
>>379809590
>>379817443
speed also get a+1 buff, as well as strength
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af8NCAOSTY0&t=23s
>>379816604
HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE THERE!
>>379809501
>implying there's any other choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzJ0dcj3W-8