Describe the last vidya you played in the most opposite way possible.

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I enjoyed it.

Boy is this game so fucking easy.

it's a 3d beat-em'-up full of oversexualized manly men with two women that was definitely not crowd funded.

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>>379801975
King K. Rool is so happy about the Kongs having an island of his own, he tries to move his boat to be closer to them but Donkey and Diddy Kong are a bunch of assholes and they beat the shit out of him for no reason.

sniper is the most underpowered class in this game and i love him

>>379801975
Most simple and easy to understand story ever

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Sakamoto's love child. Forced story and linear with no new powerups.

You're a midwife who helps in the birth of various people of no importance whatsoever through entirely mundane means.

>>379801975
It's a super chill easy game with no bullets and you are invincible with infinite continues.

It's good.

Upbeat high school students live a happy teenage life during the day and fight monsters during midnight and none of them are emotionally cripple in any way because their parents are still alive

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>>379801975
It was the same type of game as the rest of the series. It was universally loved by its audience. Most of the people that love it love it because it had no real story. The saving scheme was amazingly simple. It most definitely did not introduce a hated character to the series.

Great community. I really love those russian folks.

it's a fun mmo where people talk to eachother and not a force of habit to go back everyday

I want to fucking die

>attacks enemy

HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT HIT

RS2
>Wow! all these helicopter pilots are great!
>Wow! This community is full of so many friendly people, and is free from memes!

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It's a game about leaving unwound squares of nickel undisturbed while no sound is present whatsoever.

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>>379801975
It had shit graphics, boring unimaginative levels, and I don't care for it one bit.

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>>379801975
An amazing game that lives up to the prequal! I enjoy it so much, so so much. I enjoy the complex and intricate pve design that surely isn't a zerg fest, I enjoy the fascinating, fast paced skill based pvp that isn't centered around the application and removal of DoTs and Debuffs. With rich, connected and well written lore it has the most amazing and welcoming RP community to top it all off! Surely they don't hide away in instances and form impenetrable cliques! What a lovely game! A game I lovely love love soooo much!

>>379801975
I have no idea why you'd ever want to use physical attacking units when magic points are so easy to replenish in this game. Also the bosses are piss easy compared to the common enemies.

Ugly human girls make friends.

your an office worker who got bored of the country and inherited his grandmothers cubicle

>>379801975
No.

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midgetrise one plus one

A witcher revives a bunch of kind spirit creatures and gives money away

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The drill never breaks and the cops are really lowkey