NEW DEATH STRANDING THEORY

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK

Crabs go good with ketchup

HOLY SHIT THAT MAKES SENSE. MGS SURVIVE IS MUSTARD.

MUST= KONAMI MUST HAVE ANOTHER MGS GAME

TARD= SHORT FOR RETARD.

>>379794853
:O

not even funny or original. id tell you to go back to another site, but i dont want to use that overdone phrase.

Ignore the other Hideo Kojima he's a body double.

heinz ketchup botttle looks like a V, ketchup is red, MGS V WAS A RED HERRING

Who needs Death Stranding man, you can make your own game.

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Don't mind me, just posting the superior Heinz product

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>>379795434
>being this wrong

get off sherlock holmes

>>379795641
WHAT THE HELL

>>379795641
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS KOJIMA SHIT

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Ketchup is disgusting. Mustard is where it's at.

i dont even know what this game is anymor

Kojima
Konami
Ketchup

>>379794650
Was there a new trailer? Any gameplay?

>>379795641
HOLY SHIT
LITERALLY SHAKING

>>379795832
Mustard is konami dumbass. didn't you check the connection?

MUST= KONAMI MUST HAVE ANOTHER MGS GAME

TARD= SHORT FOR RETARD.

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>Heinz
>tomato sauce/"ketchup"

and Kojima posts a lot of pics of foods so...............

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>>379796154
LOOK IN THE BACKGROUND.

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Okay but what if Kojima is trying to use condiments and their gratuitous use as a metaphor for humanity wasting resources
>pic related

>>379795961
YES HIDEO SAID HEINZ IN AN INTERVIEW. IM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

>>379797419
STOP FOTOSHOPING GUYS ITS NOT FUNNY

>>379797664
GUYS IM ON TO SOMETHING STOP THIS

>>379797535
STFU KONAMI GET OFF 4 CHAN

>>379795641
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>379794650
.....metal.....gear?

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>he prefers Heinz ketchup over Heinz American sauce

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Sounds like bullshit, but I got curious and started looking around and the heinz instagram account has this post from a few weeks ago.....

Gotta admit, there could be something to this.

>using any condiment other than honey mustard
Why would anyone do this?

>>379797664
Just stepping in to say Japanese snacks are literally the best on the planet

Korean and Malaysian are okay too but the latter kills orangutans for the oil so I'm on the fence

>>379798195
D WOULD NOT MAKE SENSE TO STAND FOR ANYTHING ELSE

IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

Wow.

>>379799306
cuntspermed

>>379794650
HOLY FUCK CARAMEL
BTFO
T
F
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LET ME MAKE UP A LE RANDOM THEORY FOR A GAME XD
Feel free to stop posting anytime