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>30 minute direct

its over, wahoo is finished

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>it ended up being a tablet with two wiimotes stuck to the sides

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sometimes I look at a thread and i wonder, "why did they even bother?"

>>379786867
>>379787180
>>379787265
>>379787271
the fuck

Is this the HDDVD addon for the Switch?

>>379786867
They would never do that to us WiiU owners, stupid sonnygger.

It'll be a WiiU revision, not a full new console. Probably a WiiU packed entirely into a gamepad-like 'portable'. If Nintendo is going to start just dropping consoles after only a couple bad years, who would be stupid enough to buy them anymore?

>>379787180
Isn't it 25 minutes?

>>379786867

> Nintendo unveils new console.

> Now has more new consoles than games.

>>379790887
>> Nintendo unveils new console.
> > Now has more new consoles than games.
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its 20 minutes

>>379788718
OP forgot to put the "let's pretend that it's 2 years ago" in his post

>>379786867
>>379791394
same fag

>>379791558
nope

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>>379786867

>Official twitter

No link or even a screen cap

Son I am dissapoint

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>>379787180
>making a short video showing your new games instead of spending 2 hours talking about epic youtuber experiences, scripted actors "playing" the first person shooter of the month, doing an interview to a soccer player or putting a random concert
get with the times nintendo!

>>379786867
>there are people who roleplay as posters on a japanese cartoon forum

autism levels are off the chart

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I WANT ONE

>>379792289
What a terrible design. I'm glad it wasn't this.

>>379786867
What would a dpad on the front of the console be used for exactly

>>379792425
For the dvd's and blurays nintendo never supported. I found my wii more useful as a netflix machine anyway. God damn i miss those days.

>>379786867
>>379791394
>>379792162
same fag

>>379787180
>Upcoming BotW DLC: 5 minutes
>What's coming in 2017?:: 5 minutes
>No seriously, anything?: 5 minutes
>A very brief snapshot of games people actually care about: 5 minutes. No Animal crossing main console, no metroid, probably some smash teasing.
>Your mother will not die because someone posted, but if you want to reply you can: 1 minute
>Seriously we have like 12 games in the eshop m8 what the fuck is coming out in 2017???: 1 minute
>Please understand: 2 minutes

The final minute will be nothing but coughing. Calling it now. Source: My dad killed Iwata.

Still cant believe that they gave us a tablet instead of a console.

>>379792709
Well their fans will swallow anything, so why not accommodate them?

>>379792709
It makes sense, their handhelds have always been far more popular. The real question is whether they'll just stick to one handheld or keep supporting 2 separate overlapping devices like absolute madmen

>>379792709
glad they gave us a portable instead of a vhs like everyone else

>>379792703
you forgot amiibo and reggie memes

>>379793574
Shit.

>>379793294
Handhelds are for children and poor people

Adults play in the comfort of their home

>>379793864
I play handheld shit only at home, also faggot

>>379794048
>I play handheld shit only at home
Which is where poor people comes in
Why play on a 6" screen when you can play on a 75" screen

>>379794131
kys

>>379794131
I play on 3 27" screens with super low latency, you're the poor one here

>>379793864
some adults have jobs that require a lot of travel. I'm enjoy my handheld on the shitty flights or trains

why does everyone get assblasted that Nintendo's show is only 30 min?
EA's show was such bloated garbage it would have been a massive improvement if it was only 30 min.
This shit has gotten ridiculous, just show us the new game trailers and get the fuck out

>>379794131
What about my $3k razer laptop?

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>>379794265

>>379794228
more like the city bus, you poor faggot

>>379794219
I was merely trying to appeal to consolebabby sensibilities

I also have a PC and it is very nice, though occasionally I do HDMI out with my huge TV for games that are not competitive

>>379795039
Actually I fly out to shitty villages and help out with construction and shit

>>379795202
If I had a job that required a lot of travel, I'd honestly get a gaming laptop. Not that I'd want one in any other circumstance but it would be far superior to the Switch. I mean, what the hell are you even going to play when you're done with BotW? There aren't any games

>>379795408
I wouldn't use the switch for mobile gaming if I had one and I wouldn't want to carry around 2 laptops

>>379793864
>people can't play more than one thing

Also, I only play handhelds (both 3DS and Switch) at home, unless I'm travelling.

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Wait, how long until nintendo direct, is it tonight? I haven't really been keeping up with this shit.

>>379794302
>razer
>3$K
bhwahwahwahhawhhwawa this cuck

>another nintendo hardware release
>will be outdated on arrival

remind me why people actually pay for nintendo things again?

>>379786867
>5 hours
Until what? Nintendo Direct isn't until Monday. It's still fucking Saturday.

When will they release a new model of the switch? No way I'm buying one in its current form.

>>379797482
Exclusives, you shouldnt know about them.

>>379794878
>defending EA

>>379791073
Kek

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>>379792397
>there were drones who wanted shit like that and defendes it

>>379797638

A year and a half at the most. So im guessing late 2018 or early 2019

>>379800106
>There are people who thought it was real.
>There are people who thought that fucking black e-celeb really did have a Switch.
>There are people who actually believe Emily Rogers and Laura Kate Dale leaks.

>>379796371
tonight in 3 hours

>>379787265
>it ended up being a tablet with two wiimotes stuck to the sides

I'd have no problem with this if
>It didn't release until the Tegra X1 had a successor
and
>It used Cortex A73 cores for more favorable performance and battery life

You could have PS5 with Sony and Intel cutting a deal and they'd win by default at this point.

>>379787180
All of the E3 directs have been short.