ADS
THE MORE ATTITUDE THE BETTER
>>379776075
>>379776075
>>379776128
Fucking Kino.
>>379776075
>>379776075
The 90s had some of the best gaming ads
This isn't gaming related but I did find it in a gaming magazine
>>379777106
The 90s was "FUCK YOUR MOTHER... BEEYOTCH! - THE FUCKING DECADE... BOY-EEEEEEEE"
There's never been a more ludicrous time in pop culture. Everything was just screaming and people intentionally injuring themselves.
>>379777909
If anyone wants to understand what the 90s was really like, watch the "Poochie" episode of The Simpsons. In the 90s EVERYTHING was "Poochie".
>>379777734
Very cool, i love FF7 stuff
Will always be my favorite.
>>379776075
>>379776128
damn, I want to play Contra III now...
w-what was the one thing
>>379778938
I can't tell you how happy this makes me. Every single sentence is wrong.
>>379779162
You should. It's the best game ever.
>>379776128
>we have one thing to say
>wall of text
>>379780513
imagine if retards named their kids Ealis
>>379777106
>that 90s overhead forced perspective shot
>>379780513
Have this plot summary straight from Nintendo about Ocarina of Time.
>>379776075
>>379776128
For a second, I thought this was an ad for Sega Genesis. It even uses the same font
>>379778938
how in the fuck
>>379779047
I can barely decipher what this is trying to advertise to me. Are they advertising the concept of seppuku?
>>379781332
The Japanese take their work very seriously, and this means you will be buying a quality product.
>>379781127
dude looks way too much like the dad from Clarissa
>>379776803
Why does he has negative biceps?
Should I dump my old ads folder? It is mostly Nintendo, but some other games I played/liked when I was young also appear on it.
I remember this one in comics.
>>379781492Domestic violence
>>379781693
yes do it what in the world was this trying to say?
>>379781693
This one is really damn clever
>>379781836
You'll love your Game Boy Advance SP so much, you'll always be playing it, so even in the most important situations, you won't have your hands free.
>>379781836
He's playing his Gameboy and doesn't have time for the bitch.
Best he can give her is his foot.
>>379781836
Dude is so engrossed with his GBA that he can't tear his hands away from it to do the cliche "touch hands through the prison glass" thing with his wife/gf
>>379776075
WELP SENPAI i'LL DUMP ALL 60 i GOT
>>379779047
You know what's great in an ad? Not naming the product it's advertising.
>>379781971
>You'll love your Game Boy Advance SP so much, you'll always be playing it, so even in the most important situations
This is completely true for some people. I fucking loved that thing, I'd play it when I was waiting at a stoplight.
>>379781971
These are old NES brochures that Howard Phillips posted on his Facebook account some years ago, when he was getting rid of everything he owned -even the original clay Howard & Nester tetrominos- in eBay...
>>379782103
>>379782084
When my mom would make me play outside as a kid, I would bring my Gameboy to the park and play it on a bench.
>>379782037
>>379782205
>>379777790
This will come in handy for the E3 Stickies
>>379782250
>>379782319
>>379782373
Be a wiener?
>>379782373
>>379780535
That's notContra: Hard Corps but it's very close
>>379782424
this might be my favorite ad of all time
fuck you john
>>379782529
>>379776803
his sword has veins?
>>379777790
>so, how come all those stud mates of yours are not getting their end away as much as they'd like us all to believe?
thats the gayest thing i've ever read, are all british PSAs filled with such faggotry
>>379782649
>>379780659
probably cant even write own name on paper
>>379782742
>>379782492
yu
>>379782103
Man was not mean't to have fun
>>379782649
>Data East
F
>>379782841
>>379782373
>379782373
weeners mane
>>379782962
A classic.
>>379780659
>gameboy
>good graphics
>>379782962
I want the 9/11 edition
>>379782373
captcha a shit
>>379782645
came for this
*cums*
>>379783076
>>379783020
Damn, you beat me to it. I was going to post that eventually. Loved the C&C series and love that ad.
>>379782742
>Beretta
>single action
>>379776075
>>379783193
>>379782373
12/ of 5012341
>>379783193
I spent 2 hours looking for this cereal at the store, they didn't fucking have it.
>>379783271
>>379782373
le weiner
>>379782041
learn to read nigger
>>379783406
>>379783406
I don't get it
>>379782816
Man, hype for Pokemon was so much better than the actual games. Training your own army of monsters sounded like the coolest fucking thing until I played it and they were just 151 still images without personality or meaningful interaction and you might as well just keep your starter and solo everything until the end because if you wanted to win on the playground your team needed to be all legendaries anyway
>>379783257
It is?
These are all great. How are print ads now? I haven't picked up a gaming magazine in a decade.
>>379782373
keep dumpin senpai
>>379783542
>>379783504
Not him, but if you aren't already aware that the game is called Incredible Crisis, it just sounds like part of the tagline.
>>379783595
Is it?
>>379777106
>they're making an arcade system
Fun how they could even get games like the firs Virtua Fighter to run properly.
>>379783645
>>379782373
l-lewd
>>379783760
>>379783645
I would fuck the bald chick.
>>379783542
I want to eat that kirby
>>379783076
>sports games
Accurate.
>>379783879
>>379783917
>>379784014
As I said, I'm a fan of C&C, so even if this ad isn't remarkable, it is a print ad for a game in that series...
>>379783406
I won't forget since MOM DOESN'T EVER WANT TO BUY ME BATTERIES
>>379784136
>>379783774
I remember fapping to this ad many a time, back in the days of yore.
>>379783556
He
forgot
to eat
>>379783645
I bet Play it Clear chick is a freak in bed
>>379782373
sadf
>>379784259
>>379784393
>>379784294
In Junior High, a "friend" of mine -it was the typical "That Kid" from those threads in here- had the original poster in his bedroom. As far as I know, that girl was the photographer's girlfriend, he snapped that photo without her permission, sold the rights, made some money -not an exhorbitant ammount, but some nice paycheck- and she didn't saw a dime until she sued some 20 years ago.
>>379784345
Are you me? That was the next image I was going to post.
>>379784259
>Baker not a covert operative
Confirmed for not even playing the game.
>>379784304
what does eating have to do with shit
>>379784393
>Or even Darth Vader
On N64? Since when?
He was barely a character in Shadows of the Empire.
>>379784613
>>379782373
GET N, OR GET OUT.
>>379784613
>>379782373
we have the same folder friend
>>379784685
DUDE JUST FUCKIN BUY AN N64
>>379784734
>>379784393
So long gay bowser
>>379784648
He was so engrossed in his game he stopped paying attention to his biological impulses and forgot to keep himself fed. How dense are you?
>>379784858
>>379784765
Unless you're that anon I sent my old image folder (prototypes and ads) to in exchange for the Smash for 3DS demo code some years ago, I don't think so.
>>379783156
The scratch and sniff fold out that came with this was suppose to entice kids to get this games but instead they didn't. Brilliant marketing move
>>379779047
>>379784945
Its a reach
>>379782742
>silencer option
>not pictured with silencer
NOT MY SNAKE
>>379784994
>>379783952
I think I fapped for the first time to this ad
>>379785064
Read the text under the picture. The ad spells it out for you, retard.
>>379785182
>that face
>>379776075
Remember when Sega had an ad campaign that essentially said, "you won't get to play it, have fun pretending"?
>>379785182
Don't know how real this ad is, but it is just too good not to post it here...
>>379785020
Earthbound sucks anyway
Anyone have the Ty the Tasmanian Devil ad where he had Crash, Spyro, and Croc in the hospital? All I can find is the television version, but I know there was a magazine ad with the same concept.
>>379785306
That's some bitter irony
>>379785306
>>379785239
Oh you mean the garbled mess of shit that is barely legible? Thanks you fuckin faggot.
>>379785261
Oh my god.
>>379785427
>>379785383
I've seen it posted in these threads, but I didn't save it. Sorry.
>>379782962
was about to post this.
Even without 9/11 this one was great.
>>379785521
Not an ad, but some futurist article in a magazine. As always, got some things right, other things wrong.
>>379785653
What could have been...
>>379785653
>by the years 2000 you will be able to challenge someone hundreds of miles away to a game
lol yeah fuckin right
>>379785759
A classy answer to >>379783076
>>379785653
>The games of the future will be faster and more exciting
>>379785850
>>379782373
>>379785956
>>379776128
The greatest game ever made. Doom can go eat a cock.
>>379786042
i dont recognize any of those pokemon
>>379786052
>>379786158
>>379786248
>>379786361
>>379776075
>>379786468
>>379786468
The light was fucking mandatory.
>mfw they didn't add a backlit screen until the SP
>>379786575
>>379786671
>>379786774
>>379786656
>Trying to play without the light at any point
I remember trying to play pokemon red after my cat chew through the light cord, never again.
An old favorite.I got my copy in August of '95 and got to finish my first run before school started. Is the ad wrong or did my store just break date?
>>379786875
>>379786972
>>379786913
>or did my store just break date?
Probably. I imagine they gave less of a shit back then.
Here is some attitude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d15qmRzn2Pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqVVG4FCq7w
Kirby's always been badass in advertising.
>>379787087
>exploding knees
>>379786468
That fully assembled Gameboy robot.
>>379786671
>>379782816
Remember that one TV commercial with the Pokemon in a bus and then the bus gets crushed by a press and it becomes a Game Boy? I cried the first time I saw it
>>379777106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG2HwH1JkAI
>>379785306
Wasn't the Dreamcast more powerful than the PS2 anyway?
>>379787193
>>379787340
>they knew
>>379784734
>The snooze, the lose.
What did they mean by this?
>>379787340
And continuing the "holy shit, eerie 9/11 prediction" series...
How the fuck aren't we supposed yo not get attached to videogames if these advertisements were such a God tier.
Nowadays companies don't even try anymore.
>>379787434
>>379787434
thanks jews & islam!
>>379785850
See, back then console wars were fun and light hearted jabbing. Now it's just retards baiting retards and being malicious about it.
>>379787109
This. Street dates weren't even a thing back then honestly. It was because of retailers like Toys 'R Us beating everyone else to launch by days or weeks that publishers started creating and enforcing street dates for their games and movies- because anyone that wasn't getting their copies FIRST wouldn't even sell a quarter the copies the bigger retailers who got theirs first would.
>>379787225
That commercial an de one with the kid leaving the blue/red/yellow Academy advertising G/S I blame them for getting me into vidya.
>>379787523
>>379787634
Wii U was such garbage
This ad is too
>>379787634
Original comic strip ad for the Donkey Kong arcade. That Mario looks weird as shit because his design still had to evolve and this, obviously, didn't have any input from Nintendo.
>>379787809
Part 2.
>>379787193
I like how the sweatshirt only comes in 'men' and 'children' sizes, and not women.
>>379787953
>>379787535
See what I mean?
>>379787785
>>379788104
This is a fuckin heroine addict's dream
>>379788104
>>379782340
noice
>>379788204
Another C&C print ad.
>>379788117
Don't worry, just ignore him and enjoy the ads.
A NUT
>>379788205
what does guts have to do with video games
>>379787340
But Majora released April 27, 2000.
>>379788346
>>379788386
Probably all those video games he was in.'s still a weird pull, I'll give you that.
>>379788104
It always struck me as odd that Sony, arguably the most safe and focus-tested of the three big console makers, just lets its advertising team do whatever the fuck fever dream ads they want.
>>379788386
dreamcast version of berserk
>This thread
I could sell this entire goldmine on eBay and get enough money for me, my sons and my grandchildren, and we wouldn't be worried for getting a job in our lives.
>>379788461
Ok, not strictly video games, but when on Earth will I get the chance to post this in any other place?
>>379788205
But Guts wouldn't fuck Lara, the guy loves Casca.
>>379788386
It's his model from Sword of the Berserk: Guts Rage
>>379788518
Sony did hire Lynch for creative consulting on ads.
>>379788643
still irrelevant
>>379788104
this makes me uncomfortable
>>379788518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OUcEjw5-Ao
>>379788626
Sega's earlier take on something like >>379783271
and >>379783286
>>379788626
>NBC's #1 animated Saturday morning series
That's a lot of qualifications, plus there's an asterisk after it.
>>379788773
Part 2
>>379788870
>>379782694
Originally the materia system was supposed to feed into living weapons, they'd devour the materia to become more powerful gear, and it was supposed to replace the esper system by turning weapons into espers, in essence, that could grow. Somewhere along the way it was probably seen as too ambitious or maybe just stupid. You can see talk about it in some concept art sketches.
>>379786875
>this woman's place is in the home
lmao holy shit, imagine the backlash if an ad like this was printed today
>>379788761
>Be what you want to be in the third place
What? Are they implying their console is the third best?
>>379788974
Part of a brochure for sellers. Too bad I don't have the rest of it.
>>379789078
>>379789171
>>379789268
>>379789372
>>379789372
>Who are you?
Not fucking Luigi, that's for sure.
>>379789268
Why did the numbers always look so weird in the atari games?
>>379789459
This one is definitely fake, but it is a good joke nonetheless.
>>379789372
I'm Samus and her right arm
>>379789571
When Nintendo realized they had to dump the Virtual Boy in any way possible.
I like the "quake is x" ads
>>379789667
>>379789571
>stevie wonder
Nigga that's Andre 3000.
>>379789748
>>379789770
>thread subject
Where are the neo geo ads?
>>379789853
>>379789875
>>379789937
>>379789953
>>379790034
>>379790048
>>379776075
I dont get it
>>379787154
I know that fucking voice from somewhere and I can't place it.
>>379790138
Probably one of the first store ad for a NES.
>>379790257
Another old store ad -this time Target- for the NES.
>>379788205
>>379790379
And a store that followed Nintendo's official marketing motto, as seen in >>379782103
>>379790526
>>379790637
>>379790769
>>379776128
Written by Kubo Tite
>>379790872
Ad for Super Mario Special, developed by Hudson Soft.
>>379785759
I'm still fucking waiting
>>379790946
before or after division zero
>>379790971
>>379788626
Now THIS is false advertising.
>>379789571
>Stevie likes to play alone, even if he has no idea what's happening
this has got to be fake
no fuckin way man
>>379791058
This is an old poster for the range of Hanafuda cards Nintendo produces.
>>379790975
Me too, anon. Me too. But with the liquidation of Microsoft Game Studios after FltSim X, a real new entry to the Age of Empires series seems impossible.
>>379786575
damn, that's so early '90s that it hurts
>>379791193
>>379791167
Read the post, anon.
>>379791334
>>379791334
They pulled this shit out to advertise the switch.
I can't believe they thought this much of their newest console that functionally isn't even as good
an idea as the wii u.
>>379791334
thought they were saying the kid with the Gameboy was fake, it all makes sense now
>>379791426
>>379791532
An oddity: an article on Nintendo's Wild Gunman arcade game distributed by Sega.
>>379791483
If I recall correctly, the image you're talking about was a fan creation based on the old ad.
>>379791680
Part 2.
>>379787809
This is all Nintendo of America. They named him Mario, allegedly after the warehouse owner whom they rented from and confronted them about rent owed. In Japan he was Mr Video or generic fat american.
>>379789937
>GT interactive
now I feel old as fuck
thanks
>>379791776
Old Atari Pac-Man cover. You can almost hear him going "Ahyuck-ahyuck, awwww shucks".
>>379791853
My Game Boy Play it Loud came with this very psycodelic poster, part of the "See? We're also mature and with 'it'" phase Nintendo was during that period of time.
>>379782919
I have two personalities
>>379786489
Is there a modern version of this? My fingers are too fucking oily.
>>379783454
Fuck nostalgia that was in EGM
>>379792069
Old Mario & Princess Toadstool shampoo ad. Kind of humble of her to wash some random girl's hair...
>>379786575
>>379792320
Old, very old brochure that still introduces the NES as the AVS. A version of >>379791334
was its cover.
>>379780659
The sad part is people would throw a shitfit over an ad like this nowadays.
>>379792426
Part 2.
>>379792507
Another image -an ad, this time- from Nintendo's psychedelic era.
JUST FUCKING SHIT IN MY LIVING ROOM DUDE
RADICAL
>>379792607
>>379792715
And this was an ad Nintendo published in Japan celebrating the six million copies of Ocarina of Time sold worldwide.
That's the last ad I have. I still have some old reviews left. Should I post them?
>>379792834
Wait, I have some other weird video gamey ads in other folders.
>>379787290
everything was stronger than the ps2, but the fact it was riding off the coat tales of the ps1 and had a dvd player made it skyrocket above everything else. in retrospect, it was the original normie machine
>>379792945
An ad for a system that was never released. Some say it was revolutionary, others say it was a glorified cheap hologram, like the ones that came in key rings that were all the rage in the 80's.
>>379792715
>aol keyword
lol
>>379793062
An ad for a set of unreleased ad ons for the Game Boy that would've turned it into some kind of PDA.
>>379793196
Part 2.
>>379786875
Lewd
>>379793280
Another AVS sketch.
>>379793372
An old image showing the AVS with it's thin Zapper and the ode-to-the-square controllers.
>>379793307
there's no way that's real
>>379793503
Found the image >>379791483 was talking about. I don't know if it was made by a fan or by NoA.
>>379793196
Holy shit. Lcaess than half of those "functions" are fucking useless even for that time.
>>379788439
Japanese one. American launch was supposed to be september, but got pushed back to october of 2000 instead.
>>379793721
And yeah... the SNES-CD.
Does anyone has any DOOM ads?
>>379793820
>>379783121
>Kansas, 2014
Rip three years ago people
>>379793904
>>379793307
The date isn't an edit?
>>379782340
This is beautiful. Thank you.
>>379793968
>>379794068
>>379787193
where are the exploding knees?
>>379794161
>>379787340
>>379787434
The MM one is an edit.
>>379783645
Atomic purple niggas!!!!!!!
>>379787634
Honestly didn't think anyone had balls to do ads like these nowadays.
>>379787539
Also, how would you share it even if you had the game early?
>>379794253
Well, those were all the ads. To round this up, I'm posting the two reviews I said I had. This is probably the first and only review of the original Legend of Zelda for the NES.
>>379788205
>UGO
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>379782742
I've got a ton of old silver surfer comics and this is probably my favorite ad from them.
>>379793860
Doom had like no fucking ads back in the day. That game was so amazing that it spread pretty much totally by word of mouth.
>>379794487
And this is an analysis of Nintendo's announcement of trying to release the Famicom in America.
Yeah, doomed since 1889.
And with that, I say farewell. I'll go grab a bite and return in some 30 minutes, hoping that this thread hasn't died and someone posted some interesting images.
>>379793860
There are some console ads for it.
Any of yous guys have some vintage Japanese videogame ads? Love me some of those if you please
>>379793968
>access time 0.75 sec min
jesus
I remember.
nowadays, it's 15-20 seconds min.
>>379793820
You mean the Playstation? I think that's how history went down, and why they made some deals with Phillips on their CD-I.
>>379783917
>I have arranged for you to meet my... friend.
>>379794826
I'll look for some.
>>379785653
I mean the illustrator was a retard but the author was basically right on the fucking money. The only thing they really got wrong was that pod games really aren't very popular because arcades are dead and they're by far the most expensive type of game to maintain.
>>379785098
It says 'optional'. Learn to read, you millennial nigger.
>>379784014
what the fuck
>>379778152
Not even close
>>379789372
Oh god I remember how nintendo had that weird ass ad campaign where they had images of their characters taped over shit back then. Wasn't there one with zero suit samus and her suit taped on half of her?
>>379796454
>>379789913
>>379790079
I always feels bad for SNK with the Neo Geo. It really was a beefy thing for it's time and I love their games. People just didn't want to pay as much as they were asking for it.
>>379795968
Old guy here. That poster is 100% correct. All 90s pop culture was even more over the top/forced/artificial than this thread.
>>379796454
>rayden
man I will never get over that insane, obtuse fear that NEC or Toei would come after them.
>>379782962
That's a great tagline. The marketing for Majora's Mask was great. I love that commercial of everyone around the world praying as this one kid plays through the game.
>>379783271
>>379783286
This one is fucking genius.
>>379794765
Doom64 is actually it's own game, not a port.
>>379785956
IIRC only certain games had color. Was still pretty cool tho
>>379797248
I'm not claiming it is. There is just console ads for Doom in general. Another for Final Doom.Did you know that Super Mario Brothers 2 is actually Doki Doki Panic?
>>379783645
When are we getting yellow shades black dude in smash
>>379792494
Even if Nintendo power we're still a thing?
>>379780726
Yeah, I fucking hate how much people find racism distasteful in this modern sjw shitpocalypse of a world
>>379780817
Who is that pirate chick and why is she not in every MVC game
>>379780726
Never played that game. What's the problem?
>>379788386
He would be poking her in the guts
>>379789953
God damn that's a cool headline.
>>379791483
>Functionally isn't even as good an idea as the wii u
What. The entire point of the Switch is that it's a Wii U that's actually functional to use.
>>379789875
This is legitimately CREEPY AS FUCK.
Does anyone remember this ad that had a side by side comparison with "the wife" and "the mistress?" I think it was for some third party controller.
>>379793534
>>379794298
Here's one that's absolutely 100% real.
>>379787634
I recognize that model but I can't remember her name for the life of me. Bothering the fuck out of me.
>>379787634
one of the few quality games on WiiU
>>379789937
>they actually had the jewish kids do that pose
Can you name the monsters shown in this?
I spot Doom Gaze and Behemoth. Also, the boss and one of the enemies from the "mine cart" sequence. The only one I'm not sure about is the pink fucker with his mouth wide open. Maybe a bomb?
>>379799320
>One of the games that will save PC gaming
Well did it?
>>379800068
Probably Typhoon
>>379800421
For a time, yeah, RA2 was great.
But it got drowned in the rest of the crap that was released in the early 2000s.
>>379800620
Oh, right. I forgot about Typhoon.
/r/ing pacman ads to print a poster and put up on my room
The game changed my life, for real.
>>379800837
Did it help you get over a fear of ghosts?
>>379801138
No, it was way cooller than that, actually.
Wanna know?
>>379794765
>The last and most brutal Doom
>>379787634
>>379799583
Alice Goodwin, damn. Took me long enough.
>>379797896
Ruby Heart. She was a character concept for Darkstalkers that they didn't put in. She's only ever been in MvC2.
>>379789028
Honestly, I wouldn't mind a system like that. The starting sword is often the most iconic in FF games.
>>379777106
delete this
it's 2017, don't you know heterosexuality is a sin you fucking shitlord
These ads are cool and all, but do any of them feature funnyman Rob Schneider?
>>379785521
what ever happened to the "directly insult demographics most likely to buy your product" school of pr?
>>379790079
This is actually true.
>>379801523
not that guy, but yeah
>>379777106
apparently "this console fucks!" was a selling point, back in the day
>>379776810
This convinced me to buy that game.
>>379794587
Wish I could find the image people pass around of someone hyping up Doom to other people on one of the old internet boards.
>>379777734
>Prerendered cutscene "bullshot".
C'mon this is some sort of buybait of the next level.
>>379802971
>be absolutely mediocre at best
>get into physics uni by chance
>get into AI pacman berkley project
>feel like I did something cool
>get a professor to lead me on my masters degree
>show him my AI pacman winning the game after training
>holy shit my man that's amazing, would you do a seminar about AI?
>sure man
>his french collaborator comes over
>holy shit my man that's amazing, would you like a schollarship on my uni on France?
>sure man
>mfw pacman got me into France
>>379803649
>mfw
>>379780659
>dat 3D hand
>>379803559
cartridges cant truly have prerenderd cutscenes
Bump, post more faggots
>>379803559
That's the point.
CDs afforded Square to have plenty of said pre-rendered cinematics, something that wasn't possible before. It was a selling point and a significant technical achievement at the time.
>>379803649
Are you for real? That's pretty awesome, dude
>>379782424
>Education series
is it really a series if it only has one game
>>379805094
ye thanksThat's the only gif I got on me rn
>>379785182
WOW SPOILERS
>>379787087
>it's less nerdy to have so much shit attached to your Game Boy it's even more of a chore to carry around, not to mention making it look like it's hooked up to life support
>>379803649
Neat
>>379787634
They still make ads like this? Holy shit, what magazine?
>>379792320
DON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR FORESKIN
Can I get some pacman posters my dudes
>>379801748
>Alice Goodwin
Thanks for posting this name.
>>379806594
Clean your room.
>>379802012
So that's why so many Sony kids are into femdom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3p97MfnGGM
They knew
Anyone else remember a great warioware mega party games magazine ad?
>>379806939
niiiiiiigga...
the fuck
wat
>>379806939
The beginning of expand dong.
>>379792320
>>379806873
>>379782340
@-moz-document domain("4chan.org") {
.party-hat {
background: url(yoururl.com/virgin.png);
}
}
This is going to make me laugh very hard after I forget about it.
>>379785427
that's one hell of a cameltoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ97bNlX8D4
>WHO IS BEHIND ALL THIS!?!
>>379776075
>>379784014
Was this an actual thing? Because that's actually pretty cool.
Thanks faggots, you made me cry.
God damn, I didn't expect that, nostalgia and depression don't mix well.
>>379810247
I kind of doubt it.
>>379785261
Accurate
>>379810247
IIRC, the software was sold in Japan, but the actual yarn-knitting part was only made as a one-of for CES and never mass produced.
>DOOM is dead -- Long live Duke Nukem 3D!
>>379783406
What game is that?
>>379779047
Is this a fucking threat
>Hey kids, if you don't enjoy our game then we'll make our japanese employees kill themselves out of dishonor
>>379814569
You cannot force a man to commit seppuku. He must choose the path of honor by himself.
Itadakimasu.
What are some gruesome games?
>>379782645
Someone post the toilet parody.
>>379782919
When exclusives meant something
I don't remember what the other half of the page was and I don't care.
>>379782373
THIS IS THE SHIT
Link and Zelda running man Ganon to death always cracks me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjpHzLYHkwA
>>379814539
Mario Golf
>>379783774
it doesn't get better than this