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/OFFICIAL E3 2017 REAL TALK SAFETY BUNKER/

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Now that EA irrevocably shit the bed once again with their travesty of a conference... I'm honestly pretty worried about this year's E3.

What if we all are hyping ourselves up for nothing and it turns out to be just mediocre in the end?

Anyone else feel this feel? Join in to have a palaver about the event as it unfolds before us.
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It wasn't that bad really.
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>>379775170
I'm almost halfway through it and it's been fine. Good trailers for the futbol games, A Way Out and Tsar stuff look pretty good.
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>>379775270
>It wasn't that bad really.
It speaks volumes about how willing to eat shit the gaming audience is that people describe the EA conference as "not that bad".
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>>379775170
It was pretty lame. Sunday and Monday will be way more fun, especially Bethesda's.
>t. Todd
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>>379775170
EA was 5/10
Anthem
Way out
Stars wars BF2
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if you went into this year with high expectations then you're probably going to die. this might be one of the most unbearable E3s ever, and we can only hope that something is as shit as 599USD to alleviate it
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All Sorpio needs for me to buy it is a Halo with splitscreen.
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>>379775270
This good goy right here is MAH BOI.
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>>379775562
Please tell me you have The Evil Within 2 in the oven m' lord Howard.
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>>379775470
Which show did you even watch? Everything was a pretentious marketing cash-grab.
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>>379775170
i had very very low expectations of ea, only even watched it to be comfy with /v/. Now MS on the other hand, they're a wildcard. i am looking forward to it, but there's a high chance of it being shit...
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Everything's gonna be garbage except possibly Sony and Nintendo, I don't know what anybody expects from E3 anymore.
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>>379776114
Yes, but I know that's all it would be. So I can just watch it with low expectations and enjoy when cool things come up
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>people actually sit and watch e3 as it happens instead of watching highlights
yall niggas gay af
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As always, it'll be
Nintendo or Sony > MS > everything else
Americans just don't know how to video games
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>>379775493
What were you honestly expecting?

It's EA they have Battlefront, Battlefield and Sports games. They weren't gonna reveal the next great RPG or some shit. Plus that co-op game looked fairly cool.

Christ this weekend is gonna be awful if all you fucks sperg out about every conference.
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This thread is funny.
The game that were show at the EA conference today are going to be best seller and will probabl sold better than any game that will be shown during this E3. Stay Salty /v/
EA already won this with only Fifa, Star wars and Madden.
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>>379777103
It all pays off once in a while. I remember back in 2015 when they announced FFVII:Remake. I was one of the first people in world to know about it in real-time. It's a miracle this baby wasn't leaked beforehand.
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People expect cringe.
We got cringe
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>>379777331
Found the anal devastated EA marketer.
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>>379777315
>Dude, we were expecting it to be bad so it's okay that it was bad!
Just fuck off.
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For the first time in many, many years, I just don't give a shit.

Guess that better. Now even the smallest surprise can be considered a win.
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Didn't watch. Did they talk about the next NHL game? At this point that's the only EA property I give a fuck about.
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But aren't you excited for TES:IV being announced tomorrow?
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>>379776114
>Everything was a pretentious marketing cash-grab.

I'm sorry you haven't been enjoying your first E3, buddy :(
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>>379777670
Please don't insert words that weren't there when you quote me anon.

Compared to what it could have been it was fine conference. How about you answer my original question? What were you honestly expecting?
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>>379777732
Nope
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what was the deal with that youtuber guy before the NFS reveal? Is that his 'character' or was he just genuinely stage frightened?
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>>379775170

Am I the only one who thought this Bioware new IP trailer looked fucking awfully uninspired? The setting looked like it was slapped together from some set pieces that score high with test demographics and I'm not remotely interested in it.
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>>379777732
Sadly no. E3 is always Fifa and Madden and sometimes NBA.
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>>379777315
This.
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Microsoft:
Start the show with Crackdown 3, gameplay, new trailer, release date + Beta starts today
Scorpio talk
new Controllers, headsets etc
State of Decay 2 gameplay
New game by Obsidian, likely Alpha Protocol 2
Forza 7 Motorsport trailer + cinematic trailer for a new non-Forza Playground game
Borderlands 3
Shadow of War trailer
Assassin's Creed Origins
Splinter Cell exclusive deal
Halo spin-off
Fromsoft new game, multiplat
Anthem on the Scorpio
Capcom exclusive
A new game from Techland
Fable is back
Anthem gameplay on Scorpio
Minecraft
indie games incl. new game from Mojang, Cuphead, new game from MOON Studios - possibly a sequel to Ori and the Blind Forest
Sea of Thieves trailer
Story DLC for Gears 4
End the conference with a cinematic trailer for Age of Empires 4
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>>379777981
>>379778061
well fuck em then
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>>379775170
If you're aware EA shits the bed every year, why would you be concerned about the quality of future announcements from the other companies based on EA's show?
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>>379777331
You tell 'em, bro! Nowhere else can you get LITTY, RAUNCHY games like FIFA and Madden to just chill, rip a bong, and play with your bros! EA for life. motherfucker!
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>>379777986
honestly it looked like his prompter cut out and he had no idea how to handle it IMO
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>>379778081
Did this really happen? It would sound like a great E3 conference, Microshit might finally be worth looking into.
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>>379778246
No
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>>379778246
Of course it didn't.
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>>379777103
Part of the fun is watching it live with /v/ though.
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>>379778246

Microsoft's is tomorrow afternoon.
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>>379777945
>I don't know what paraphrasing is

You're exactly the sort of dumb retarded normies that EA is catering to and it honestly makes me sick. Imagine all the great games we would have had if all that Madden, Fifa, Battlefront budget went somewhere worthwhile.
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>>379777315
I was expecting new games. I got a new movie and an IOU.
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>>379777783
Are you living in the year 2003 or what?
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>>379778432
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>>379778640

Your post implies you enjoy EA's yearly, churned out, jock-driven garbage.

I pity you.
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>>379777934
>I have been eating shit all these years so I will continue to eat shit
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>>379775170

>Nintendo only has a 25 minute show with a 2017-only focus
>Microsoft will embarrass themselves with the Scorpio reveal/price
>Sony will mostly just drag out the same boring nipshit games
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microsoft
>scorpio reveal
>not much aside from a few exclusives

sony
>Devil may cry 5
>Marvel vs capcom infinite characters (praying that leak is fake)
>Final fantasy 7 remake news
>spiderman news

nintendo
>Xenoblade 2 news
>more Pokken tournament DX news, even a decidueye trailer would be enough
>Bayonetta 3
>Monster hunter western release date
>F-zero revival
>Gamecube vc
>Animal crossing switch
>kirby air ride 2
>metroid to shut up metroidfags
>project X zone 3
>rabbids being non-existant/take up no less than 10 seconds of screen time
>proof of third party support

universal
>Soul calibur 6
>marvel vs capcom 2 re-release

I expected nothing from EA (although a way out looks neat) and I expect nothing from ubisoft, bethesda and PC gaming show, the top 3 are the only ones that matter at E3.
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>>379778432
Paraphrasing would require you shortening what I said.

>>379778484
Did you really expect 10 new IPs from EA? Really anon? This is gonna be a rough weekend for you.
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>>379777986
He got exposed as the zero personality youtube hack that he is.
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>>379778791
>Microsoft
2 hours Conference
>Sony
1h30
>Nintendo
30 MINUTES HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>379778747
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>>379778246
This year Microsoft will be focusing on the most important element of gaming, diversity.
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>>379778432
>Implying any extra budget wouldn't just go to marketing and G R A P H I C S.

The AAA games industry exists solely for the purpose of making money, and since they get their money on purchase, making a decent game is optional. especially since people who get suckered will defend their shit purchase due to sunken cost fallacy and not wanting to seem wrong.

better to just sift through the indie shit until you find a non shit game.
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>>379778025
To think that I was cautiously optimistic of Bioware's new IP which they had codenamed "Dylan". Because they wanted it to be the Bob Dylan of video games. Should have known that they would phone it in like clowns they are.
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>>379778787
>>Nintendo only has a 25 minute show with a 2017-only focus
What about Treehouse?
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>>379778747
Were you bullied by "chads" anon? You seem fairly angry at people enjoying sports games. Then again you're a tripfag so I shouldn't be surprised.
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>>379778890
Nigga I didn't say new IPs just new games. I was hoping for more Titanfall not a shitty racing game from a dead series that can never compete with Forza. We'll see how Anthem looks tomorrow but I have low expectations from Bioware.
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>>379779081
>The Bob Dylan of video games

The fuck does that even mean?
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>>379779195
Then they literally showed all new games with the exception of the Battlefield 1 DLC
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>>379778246
Sure it happened.

In his deranged mind
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>>379778934
nintendo cuts the fat. the others will be talks about sports and uodate netflix apps
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>>379779320
Sports rehashes aren't new games anon.
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I just want another Dead Space from EA
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>/v/ actually defends EA and likes SPOATS shit now

Oh how low we have fallen brothers...
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>>379775641
>Falling for a Half generational upgrade like those PS4 pro idiots.

Stop.
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Disappointed so far, but that's to be expected from EA
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>>379778791
>Devil may cry 5

This right here is the sole reason I'm /hype/ for this years E3. Everything else be damned. One last ride...
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>>379779330
Nothing in that list is something where you go "LOL THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN" apart from AoE.
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>>379779693
>Devil May Cry
If I had to I would kill Kamiya, Itsuno, and every single person associated with Devil May Cry just for an Itagaki led Ninja Gaiden 4. DMC is overrated as fuck.
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>>379779521
>muh secret club

Fuck off.
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>>379779216
Hey don't shoot the messenger.
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>>379779521
Yeah especially bad when these redditGAFFers defended iJustine and that indian woman saying they actually care about games and actually sounded like they knew what they were talking about, when in reality they were just looking at a teleprompter.
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>>379779440
Really glad you're here to provide your personal dumb video game definitions anon.
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>>379779521
sports shit is shockingly good at not being a god damned disappointment like 95% of the rest of the games that come out nowadays (outside of the first release on a new console generation, which is always awful)
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>>379779624
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>>379779852
>Hoping for NG4 after the pile of irredeemable dogshit that was NG3

You're a special case aren't you?
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just saw the gameplay trailer for that A Way Out game

>approach somebody from their front-right side
>reach in and smack the back of their head and then stand and make eye contact with them
>point to somebody else who is clearly busy at work with something and say "IT WAS HIM"

A+ writing you fucking dopes. why are video game writers so god damned stupid? who thought that was a reasonable, believable interaction to put in their fucking trailer?
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>>379778221
dead meme
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>>379775493
>>379777670
>>379778432
>>379778747
>>379779521
Here's your (You), now fuck off.
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>>379780002
>sports shit is shockingly good at not being a god damned disappointment

yeah because you already know its boring garbage, EA still fucking sucks and the conference is just terrible
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>>379779794
>New game by Obsidian, likely Alpha Protocol 2
>Splinter Cell exclusive deal
>Halo spin-off
>Fromsoft new game, multiplat
>Capcom exclusive
>A new game from Techland
>Fable is back

Sorry to burst your bubble Xbro but most of the stuff in that list will NEVAR EVAR happen. Let alone this E3.
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>tfw they will finally stop deleting scorpio threads tomorrow
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Once e3 is past you will have to tell yourself that you dont care for Mario games over and over again. Its a fucking kiddies game on a low end tablet with bloated gamepads attached to it. You wont be able to stop thinking about how much it annoys you.
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>>379780151
There's a reason I said Itagaki led NG4 you Cunjofuck
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>>379775170
EA has always been bad and literally sub 5/10 every years

someone just need to stop them opening E3 with their mediocre shits
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>>379780274
Holy shit. Did he die?
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>>379775641
Don't worry, Halo 6 and beyond with focus on Master Chief and have split screen.
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>>379780345
>Sorry to burst your bubble Xbro but most of the stuff in that list will NEVAR EVAR happen
But most of it already has happened
>ODST and Reach
>Splinter Cell was OG Xbox exclusive
>Fromsoft has made multiple new games in the past few years, Dark Souls 3 was even unveiled at an Xbox briefing
>Dead Rising 1 and Lost Planet were both Xbox exclusives
>Techland released a new game not too long ago called Dying Light
You need to be more specific with your wording :^)
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>>379780274
They are all right. It was shit.
>Anthem
nothing yet, but nu-bioware so not much hope
>Way Out
Kane and Lynch meets the last of us. Doesn't look good DESU. It will be hyped to hell and sell poorly
>BF2
Complete shit, and it was alpha, so it will look and play worse.
No space battles
No capture points
No bots to give a sense of a huge battlefield, like, I don't know, THE NAME OF THE FUCKING GAME?
>NFS
kek
>SPORTS!!
same shit, different year, now with more fictional characters.
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>>379780785
A complete lack of reading comprehension I see.
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EA Positives
>A Way Out
>Anthem
>Star Wars BF2
>The indian chick
EA negatives
>The Need and the Furious Burnout
>Madden and Fifa being the same game over and over again that I dont even care at this point
>That Youtuber douche
>No Amy Hennig Star Wars game

Overall:5.5/10 Better than last year by a hair but still underwhelming.
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>>379780345
Obsidian made hints about bringing back an old game with SEGA, their only game is AP

Splinter Cell has been timed exclusive before

Microsoft always announces Fromsofts multiplat games

Not unlikely that MS made a deal with Capcom, they need "exclusives" so why not?

Techlands last game is over 2 years old

Some other studio picked up Fable
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>watching any conferences other than Sony and Nintendo
jej
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>>379780859
I somewhat agree, that was a pretty bad conference. But anon was being really petty.
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>>379780998
>A Way Out
>BF2
>Positives
No
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>>379780986
"Never eear happen" means something that hasn't happened and never will happen. So me saying Final Fantasy VII Remaster will never ever happen is false, while me saying you will never ever have a gf is true.
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>>379781028
Alright... I'm cautiously hyped for tomorrow's conference. And this is coming from a Sony-bro. EA dropped the ball hard. So now it's up to you guys to get this show on the road for real. I'm coming after you with a pitchfork if MS lets me down.
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>>379781480
That last bit actually got me...
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>>379780998
Am I the only one that likes the fact the Burnout approach for NFS? Otherwise he'd be another bland racing game with police chasing like we've seen an hundred times. Not saying it's going to be good, but it's at least an improvement.
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>>379781759
I thought this was cancelled.
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Anyone got the image with all the timetables for the conferences?
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>>379781872
Nope. It's confirmed for a E3 this year.
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>>379779857
Get out of here, you sports playing piece of shit.
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>>379781815
If they wanted to do burnout, they could just you know, do burnout and call it burnout
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>>379782282
Neat. Microsoft may actually win e3 for once.
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Please easter bunny, the only thing i want is the evil within 2.
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>>379775170
I just woke up. What I miss?
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>>379782783
Battlefront 2 gameplay
FIFA, NBA Live 18, and Madden NFL
Need for Speed Payback gameplay
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>>379782904
Thanks. I don't know if I should be surprised or not that there were no new games announced.
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>>379780721
Nah, he's paid to take it. Doing that to a stranger would be a crime.
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so uh


that need for speed payback voice acting...we just going to ignore that? did they just do it shit... ON purpose? did they train the voice actors wrong on purpose, as a joke?
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>>379782491
True that, but the name NFS is more known than Burnout.
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>>379783120
There was also a pretty interesting co-op game called A Way Out
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>>379782783
Prison Break game was the only interesting thing you missed. Also Biowares new IP if you actually care. Although it's not fucking Toronto or Montreal and is instead Edmonton so who fucking knows if it will be worthwhile.
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>>379782783

Nothing out of the ordinary

And i know you're just fucking around but I doubt we have to worry about the rest of E3 being bad just because EA's showing was more expected rather than impressive.
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>>379778934
All this tells me is that length doesn't matter if it's 2 hours of shit
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Would it kill presenters too talk like humans and for companies/developers to act like their customers aren't retarded? I mean, the presentations are all so fake.

>Group of people playing a game in co-op
>Brad: Ok, Greg let's go secure the objective!
>Julie: I'll watch your back from this sniper's nest!
>Maria: Hey guys, wait for me! I had to equip this radical cape!

It feels so forced and unreal.
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>>379783356
New Ironman game? Cool.
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>>379775493
But the Battlefront gameplay looked spoiler/fun/spoiler , despite the fact that they try not to acknowledge the original Battlefronts.
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>>379783312
That did look kind of interesting.
>>379783356
What is the new IP called? That it in the image? Anthem?
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When will Todd lie this year?
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>>379783356
>anthem
I heard it's going to be a Destiny clone
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i actually think the new battlefront looks interesting. im not sure if ill get it yet im going to wait and see. and the bioware game. but after andromeda being a huge fail it makes fairly leery. other than those two im not really impressed. sports games are always rehashes and the way out game looks gimmicky as fuck. i might be wrong as only time will tell though.
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>>379784002
Yeah it's called Anthem. It was just a teaser today, aparently gameplay tomorrow at Xbone conference.
>>379783703
If it manages to have satisfying flying like that one lego game I'll buy it just to fly around. I loved Prototype and Sunset Overdrive just because I like open world games where transportation is actually fun.
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>>379783681
e3 is a living testament to how far gaming has fallen,and the fact that games are not made by actual people who enjoy video games, they're made by cooperate suits who THINK they know what makes a game fun, and that is what kids do

it's like a giant fucking human test experiment and they never cease to learn that nobody, ANYWHERE acts like that
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>>379783356
I hope the jetpack controls will be better than Andromeda. The biggest disappointment about the gameplay for me was that you couldn't move while in the air. Only the Turian trooper could move forward. Shit was retarded.
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>>379782509
lol good one anon
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>>379784523
They are too worried about looking professional that they control every little thing that happens or is said on the stage
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t. idiort

You don't watch e3 for the hype so much as you watch it for the memes and the opportunity to see /v/ completely and collectively melt down in real time.
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>>379784496
>I'll buy it just to fly around. I loved Prototype and Sunset Overdrive

I agree, games where getting around isn't some tedious slog is nice but I doubt I'd buy into it for just that, I have serious doubts after all this time that Bioware will produce anything of note.

Is Crackdown 3 kill or what?
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>>379785005
What does an E grade mean? A perfect score named after the event? Cause E isn't a real letter grade used in schools.
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>>379785213
My elementary school used E but I guess it was because they didn't want to give kids F's
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>>379775170
I am only looking forward to Odyssey, Pokemon UltraSun and Xeno 2, maybe a surprise from Sony's conference

>2017
>getting hyped for e3
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>>379785213
I'm going by sonic rankings.
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>>379775270
>"h-h-hi I'm jessie owens, williams, i uh am a youtube creator, im im im so excited to uh hm uh be here, a- a - a loot a of exciting things"
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UBISOFT PLEASE FIX SIEGE IM BEGGING YOU, YOU DROPPED RELEASING CONTENT DURING A CONTENT DROUGHT TO FIX THE GAME AND THEN YOU MADE THE GAME UNPLAYABLE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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>>379778756
What makes you think this year will be any different you retard
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>>379785092
>Is Crackdown 3 kill?
Nope. Apparently when it first got showed off and was just called "Crackdown" it was going to mainly be a multiplayer game but got delayed so they could add a singleplay. According to some sources back at Gamescom 2015 when they showed it off the multiplayer was basically done and it was delayed 2 years so they could make a singleplayer element. There's been a slow leak of behind the scenes stuff coming out every once and a while over the last year or so.
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>>379778221
Lets not sugarcoat it anon. Most of /v/ probably fantasizes about being a xbro hanging with the normies drinking and playing madden while talking shit about the girls they smashed last friday.
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>>379778791
>Soul Calibur 6
Don't make me think about that. I don't want to experience disappointment again.
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Can't be worse than EA
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>>379779693
When would DMC5 be revealed, if it were going to? I have almost no interest in anything else.
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>>379786570
The first time I saw it I thought they did that on purpose.
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>>379775170
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Less excited for Nintendo compared to previous years, because everything I've seen has told me to temper my expectations. What they do show will still be fun. What will also be fun is the inevitable meltdown when there's no megatons or Metroid. It should make the Pokemon one look small, and I can't wait.
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>>379786680
Sony conference.
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>>379786570
where the hell did these discount bin sklar brothers ripoffs come from anyway?
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>>379775170
> Travesty

I only saw the sparknotes on it. Battlefront look good, and DLC is all free, A Way Out looked interesting, but I'm probably going to wait for release to check it more. But honestly.. I'll buy anything split screen most times.

What made it a travesty?
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>>379786942
It's just 13 year olds being hyperbolic to try and fit in. Although Sportsportsportsports will always be boring as fuck. Not nearly as bad as 40 minute Pele interview last year.
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A Way Out looks like it's wasted on the co-op gimmick. It's cool that they seem to have EVERYTHING in Battlefront 2. I'll almost surely never play either, anyway, as I haven't played any EA shit in years. Everything else was the same shit. LOL'd at the 40-second cinematic teaser big new Bioware IP 'reveal', which still managed to be so perfectly generic.

Overall, zero surprise that EA sucked. They've always sucked.

This E3 is still already assured to be great. Microsoft is going to finally and irrevocably tank their PR forever with Scorpio being a transparent move in their walled garden Windows scheme. VR is going to get its first real AAA games, and no exclusivity bullshit. Nintendo is throwing themselves further down the pit towards their inevitable exit from hardware.

Decent chance of some fun stuff like Psychonauts, Beyond Good & Evil, something new Payday, Death Stranding (despite what Kojima said, why would he personally still fly over with no trailer to show?). Best chance in several years for a new Valve game.
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>>379787157
Microsoft confirmed no VR at E3.
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>>379781815
I still have no fucking clue why people expect Metroid to get anything new soon, or act like it's gotten nothing. It's gotten shit, but it's still content.
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>>379777670
nigga its EA. You niggers spend every waking hour complaining about them for cashgrabbing and all sorts of other shit, why is it that now of all times you act like they fucked your mom or something?
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Yeah I know I'm a lazy retard, but does anyone have a good schedule?
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Isn't Sony etc coming today too? Been away til now. What's going on from now on? What did I miss?
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>>379779082
Tree house will be nothing but LOOK AT THE GAMES WE ASSRAPED WITH OUR LOCALIZATIONS.
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>>379785740
He didn't say that you braindead fucking moron.
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>>379787509
here you go lazy retard
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>>379787557
sony is in exactly 2 days
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>>379785213
E is for Emu.
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>>379775170

What I wonder is why would someone even want EA to put out good games?

EA is a company that should die, deserves to die, and needed to die two decades ago before its body count got as high as it is.
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All I want is a new Wario Land for Switch. It's been too long since we've had one.
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>>379778756
Its your own fault for thinking that the gigantic video game commercial that has been just that, a commercial isn't catering to you. I don't know why you think they owe you anything at all, E3 is a commercial what the fuck do you expect? You aren't entitled to shit they are there to sell you shit not provide you a service.

>>I have been eating shit all these years so I will continue to eat shit

What the fuck does this honestly mean? Did you get scammed? Did someone sell you an E3 ticket and have you believe that somehow you paid to watch this event?
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>>379786391
>Sh-shut up
>Baka
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>>379775270
Anthem and the co-op shawshank game were the only things of value, even then we know very little of anthem besides its a borderlands style 4-player co-op game
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>>379780178
>Autism
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>>379787742
What the fuck is Devolver Digital
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I can't handle another year of mediocre, microtransaction-filled, and lifeless games. I need something good to sink my teeth into.
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>>379788000
EA needs to focus on what E3 is actually about at its core: GAMES. Not bullshit marketing, e-celebs and rehashed shit being sold after a coat of paint. They may not cater to us but that doesn't mean we should stop criticizing them. No one would give a single fuck about E3 if all the other conferences followed EA. Stay mad and stay asleep shit eating scum.
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Pokemon direct was fine though for it's 8 mins full of info
Them doing a 27 min direct with pure gameplay showcase at E3 puts them on a PR edge
Last year they just showed BotW and won E3 since it was the thing people have been expecting unlike the shit that MS or Sony is pushing especially Sony with NMS
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>>379788430
really nigga
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>>379787238
Microsoft doesn't speak for anyone but Microsoft. Bethesda will have Fallout 4 and DOOM VR. There may be others.
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>>379784382
When he opens his mouth.
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>>379779195
For a doesn't even sell that well who the fuck would try to compete with it?
The best part of For a at e3 is when the main guy comes out and tries to shit talk gran turismo the whole time then, like every time they get blown the fuck out in sales.
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DAMIAN WAYNE IS THE BATMAN IN A NEW ARKHAM GAME DEVELOPED BY WB MONTREAL (ARKHAM ORIGINS)

WILL BE REVEALED DURING E3
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>>379789110
>Damian Lame instead of Terry

gay
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>>379787617
When had it ever been that? The Zelda streams from last year were pretty fun.
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>>379777457
>look at me i'm part of the secret club who got to see a shitty pre-rendered trailer for a shitty vaporware demake
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BANJO THREEIE
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THREEIE
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>>379785409
Thanks for your insightful nintendopinion.
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>>379775170
this is the best EA conference in the past 3 years you fucking shithead
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>>379789187
Don't be salty just because you missed it nigger.
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>>379788453
A way out looks surprisingly good
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>>379789110
who killed batman according to that comic? looks like he got fucking shot dead by some random gangsta
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>>379789110
>>379789176
that'll be the third act twist, that we've been playing as the badguy who stole the mantle from the chosen heir
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>>379789387
but i didn't anon
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>>379789228
Pretty much all but confirmed at this point with all of Rare there even though Sea of Thieves got pushed back into its own special stream after the conference
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>>379788570
Criticize them all you want personally they could die tomorrow and I wouldn't lose anything, hell no one would. Its this acting like they betrayed you all when they've been bleeding you all dry with DLC and preorder bullshit for years that I don't understand. Do you get what I'm saying?

If you care that much about EA why don't you get a job in marketing and fix it yourself? Otherwise how does what they do affect you at all?

>Stay mad and stay asleep shit eating scum.

Nothing they do affects me because I could care less about anything they make.
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>>379789228
Can't wait to see that piece of trash Yooka Laylee get shit all over by people who are actually qualified.
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>>379789228
BANJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEIEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>379789228
It's one thing to dance around the subject or not comment or even indirectly be neutral, but he outright said Rare has nothing other than Sea of Thieves

and what more, Sea of Thieves had a technical alpha that was supposed to come out but got delayed. So I'm pretty sure it's all Rare hands on deck for that game, there's no way they could be working on Banjo at the same time
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Who here hyped for DMC X Bayonetta?
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>>379775170
EA has a shit conference every year
It shouldn't worry you
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>>379789110
I thought it was switched to star Bruce Wayne again in another prequel?
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>>379789589
It's a ruse. Sea of Thieves *IS* Banjo Threeie.
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>>379789589
>Don't believe his lies"
While I think most employees are working on SoT, it might be a situation where Banjo is in early production and MS needs something to announce.
Remember, they made the Phantom Dust trailer without the devs even knowing that's what they were going to be working on
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>>379789589
Technical Alpha has been going on for a few months now
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>>379789589
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT I'M HOPE TRIPPING RIGHT NOW BANJO THREEEEEIEEEEEEEEEE
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>>379789110

Nobody fucking likes Damian. Even Grant Morrison hates him now.

The only acceptable replacement Batman for the series if they decide to abandon Bruce is Dick.
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>>379789574
>>379789812
>Rhymes = Gruntilda
You do know that sea shanties are things right
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I completely forgot E3 was this week.

Anything good so far?

>>379787742
Thanks, oh looks like I haven't missed anything apart from EA. I'm assuming nothing good from the posts on here.

Have to work through MS' but I'm not getting an xbone anytime soon so that's whatever.
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>>379789919
SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH YOU CUNT
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>>379789790
>Remember, they made the Phantom Dust trailer without the devs even knowing that's what they were going to be working on

Darkside was well into developing the new PD when the game got canned.
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>>379775623
Bioware is garbage and star wars is garbage, way out is literally the only game worth a fuck that they showed.
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>>379789919
You know damn well this isn't about Sea of Thieves
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>>379789785
That "leak" was fake.
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Don't really care much for or expect much from Ubisoft and EA but I was still disappointed by EA. It's been 4 years since they signed the 10 year deal and we only have Battlefront... like seriously?
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>>379789802
Then it's a new iteration or build of it, I just read it earlier this week that it got delayed.
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>>379789986
>Darkside was well into developing the new PD when the game got canned.
So? My point was that there was a trailer MS made so they had more to show, despite the developers not knowing about it
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>>379789919
If it was about Sea Of Thieves he wouldn't be all cryptic about why he's fucking writing rhymes. I say this as someone who's actually looking forward to Sea Of Thieves.
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>>379789574
>>379789812
I feel like they do it on purpose out of spite.

I doubt anyone at current day Rare even wants to make another Banjo game and they probably get annoyed when people ask them.

I bet they even told MS to fuck off when asked about doing a new one.
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>>379777315
>Christ this weekend is gonna be awful if all you fucks sperg out about every conference.
So like every E3 since 2011.
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>>379790075
Weird how EA had NOTHING on the amy Hennig or whatever Star Wars game. What the fuck
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>>379789997
It very well could be Banjo Threeie, but Banjo Kazooie fakeouts aren't uncommon for Rare. It's a way to get people who like BK to pay attention to some of their newer stuff, and it also acts as a good cocktease for if they ever eventually do throw out a new game.
Considering how 90s mascot platformers are seeing their renaissance right now, it wouldn't be surprising if it actually was legit though.
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>>379789565
Bonus points if they get Jontron just to smite them
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>>379790294
I know right? Wasn't the original reveal for that like in 2015? It's been two years if it was like seriously? Considering they have been working on SW games since 2013 they should have more than FUCKING ONE SERIES
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>>379790664
Actually that was 2016 my bad, still we should hear/see something from it
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>>379790664
Honestly they should have half a conference full of different Star Wars games
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAgH2Eou_RM

Sea of Thieves is getting it's own separate stream after the show, most likely wont be in the actual conference
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>>379789589
>but he outright said Rare has nothing other than Sea of Thieves
Did you take a look at the guy's Twitter avatar, by chance? There's implications that he's bullshitting.

To be fair though, Grant Kirkhope could be teasing Rabbids instead of whatever Rare is working on.
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>>379790874
Kirkhope doing Mario music would be pretty good.

10/10 would listen to on Youtube.
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>>379790849
But it's no longer the early 2000s so tough shit on that
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>>379788430
>Devol
Hotline Miami
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>>379787891
good post
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>>379775170
>Now that EA irrevocably shit the bed once again with their travesty of a conference... I'm honestly pretty worried about this year's E3.

If you think that conference was a bed shitting travesty then this must be your first E3. It was a pretty normal conference. I don't know what you were expecting or what you think E3 is.

You may as well skip the rest of the conferences because I can almost guarantee that you're going to feel the same way toward all of them.
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>>379791446
>I don't know what you were expecting

I dunno what anyone even expects from EA's conference.

Aside from that one Star Wars game they announced last year I was expecting a new Battlefield to compete with CoD WWII, but I guess Battlefront 2 will be the focus this year.
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>>379779086
Nice projection

Anyways, EA said nothing interesting in their presentation. A Way Out looked interesting, but who the hell knows how that'll turn out?
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>>379775170
Sony is Sony
Nintendo is saving their load for January direct it seems

Microsoft is our only hope, please convice me to buy a scorpio!

Either that or PC show could somehow mysteriously get good out of nowhere.
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>>379777315

Gee, I don't know, something for the other star wars game that they teased last fucking year.
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>>379792095
It would be absolutely hilarious if PC show won on the back of a more detailed look at Mountain Blade Bannerlord, but it wouldn't surprise me if they announce a console version, because why not, the jew is always right.
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>>379788195
you're right, you would have to be autistic not to notice the complete disconnect from normal human interaction that is taking place in that trailer. keen eye, anon
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>>379775270
It was about as bad as I was expecting.
Personally, that co-op game looked boring as shit, tired of all these "press X to perform menial task" QTEs in shitty cinematic games.
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Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft should be thankful that EA set the bar so fucking low for them.
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>>379776840
If you're hope is Sony and Nintendo you might have better luck during the Tokyo Game Show.
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I really hope Microsoft and Nintedno's E3's are good this year. Microsoft already don't have Halo 6 so that already deduct points from their E3. If they make anymore mistakes then their E3 will be shit. Nintendo needs to announce Metroid 5 and many other games from their past. An actual good Star Fox, F-Zero, Star Tropics, mainline Kirby game, etc. If they don't then E3 will be a shit show.
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>>379797980
>expecting Nintendo at TGS

sorry, probably not gonna happen; other than obligational E3 or E3-timed Directs, they're trying to keep to their own schedule with Directs
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>>379778081
I would love a new AoE so much. If they did do that it would make this the best e3 for me.
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>>379796374
It's not that impressive, considering that EA's conference is a trainwreck every year
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>>379775170
OP, you do know that it's EA. I've been saying it for years. EA a shit. They always will be shit. They have never been good.

I believe them to be the closest thing to the Tolkien concept of "evil does not create, only twists creation into its own image".

The only slightly positive notes was that there was Battlefield 1 content, and A Way Out being one of the more original titles they've had their hands on since Mirror's Edge.

These are offset by the facts that:

>EA will find a fucking way to monetize the shit out of everything they have.
>EA will find a way to bog it down with unnecessary crap.
>It's fucking EA.
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>>379799078
best thread in a long while
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>>379780151
Razors Edge was pretty fun.
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>watching EA stream right now
>suddenly english cunts MAN IN BLAZERS get on the stage

What were they thinking???
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can some top gent link me to the EA shitstorm?
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>>379775170
is jim streaming this shitshow?
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>>379799991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc1h1V7N2lM

Join me, lad. The show starts at 5:34
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>>379775170
I am actually kinda excited for BF2 it did look pretty fun and I think EA took some steps in the right direction.

Definitely gonna preorder
And then cancel once i get my beta code
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>>379800187
thanks buddy
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>>379800187
>>379799991
Fuck it, I'm bored and missed it too, thanks m8
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>EA bad as always
>Nintendo 25 minutes
>Sony running out of miracle reveals after using up FF7, TLG, FFXV, KH3, spiderman and Shenmue 3
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Omg, can I choose the suit I wear when I decide what school I go to in this year's nfl?
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Scorpio will be impressive. /v/ will meme about "where are the games" even though they will show plenty, the joke being that most are playable in some form on the windows 10 store but that's a dumb meme because as someone that actually has windows 10 and a computer powerful enough to rival the scorpio, the W10 store is an absolute joke. There are version of Halo 5, Forza 6, and various other games on Windows 10 and it's not just "also on PC" because the games are often limited in content and ALWAYS dead as far as populations go.

Nintendo is going to not show off too many surprises but instead are going to trickly out a few more releases. They are playing it very smart right now and the switch will continue to be successful. Expect some Mario Odessey and Pokemon. It will be short but sweet.

Sony has spent the last 5 years buying up as many 3rd party partnerships as possible. They can no longer say "the best place to play" due to scorpio, so they are going to show off a shitload of multiplats that are licensed to advertise with PS4. Expect Assasins Creed, more battlefront, maybe even Red Dead. It will be, game wise, the most interesting and exciting conference, though that's onky skin deep. Most of what they show you will be able to play on Xbox. Still though, if the Xbox conference is the most interesting. Sony will be the most entertaining.
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>>379778081
>Still posting this
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>>379781759
>full models, textures, physics, and animations
>Pre-Alpha
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF WITH THIS PRE-ALPHA MEME
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>>379775170

The problem with the conference is that you had like 4 major good games filled with massive filler and PR talk that lasted two fucking hours

This shit is why i perfer Nintendo's direct format
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>>379775170
fuck all you shitters. EA's conference was fine. definitely better than the last two years
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can anybody give me a quick rundown?
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>>379775170
You got the thread name wrong retard, it should be /OFFICIAL E3 2017 SHILL TALK ECHO CHAMBER/?
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If Nintendo teased/announced a new Metroid as the next Breath of the Wild tier game, coming to the Switch in early 2018, would they have won the conference again with just 1 game?
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A way out was pretty cool, the developer boogaloo was fucking funny ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD EXPERIENCE TRUST ME I MADE THE GAME

Bioware's new game is LITERALLY Attack on Titan with that teaser, we'll see tommorrow

Battlefront 2 looking good so far, improvements everywhere the only issue is announcing before the fucking game comes out that Finn and Phasma are Post-development
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>>379800805

>Sony

You would be suprised how many reveals they still have

>Nintendo 25 minutes

REMINDER about the April Direct Headline format
0:14 - Intro
0:41 - Hey! Pikmin
1:33 - Ever Oasis
2:31 - Monster Hunter Stories
3:12 - YO-KAI WATCH 2: Psychic Specters
4:00 - Culdcept Revolt
4:23 - RPG Maker Fes
5:03 - Miitopia
6:06 - Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
6:46 - Team Kirby Clash Deluxe
7:23 - Kirby's Blowout Blast
8:06 - BYE-BYE BOXBOY!
9:18 - The Legend of Zelda amiibo
9:27 - Super Smash Bros. amiibo
9:44 - ARMS
17:07 - New Joy-Con Color & Battery Pack
17:30 - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
18:38 - Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers!
19:39 - Minecraft: Nintendo Switch Edition
20:40 - NEOGEO Arcade Archives
20:56 - Sonic Forces
21:39 - Sonic Mania
21:58 - Project Mekuru
22:37 - Fate/Extella
23:05 - Disgaea 5 Complete
23:38 - Puyo Puyo Tetris
24:45 - Monopoly
25:16 - Rayman Legends: Definitive Edition
25:53 - Sine Mora EX
26:21 - Battle Chasers: Nightwar
26:44 - Payday 2
27:16 - NAMCO MUSEUM
27:56 - Standalone Nintendo Switch Dock Info
28:18 - Splatoon US Inkling Open
28:50 - Splatoon 2
35:36 - Sign Off
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>tfw original xbox backwards compatibility announced with 4K upscaling for Scorpio
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>>379804313
Didn't mean to make the Assassins Creed Green whoops
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>>379804093
Nah. Nobody actually cares about Metroid, honestly. Can't really understand how come you drones cream yourselves over such dreamy thoughts
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>>379804093

>Nintendo making a good game with a sexualized main character

Hahahah. No.
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>>379775170
Xbox is going to win this E3 and it's going to be so fucking sweet.
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Sony will deliver.

SOON I'LL COME AROUND LOST BUT NEVER FOUND
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>>379775170
so what games that were announced at the beginning of this generation have been nearly dead silent since that need to be shown this year or their in danger of being vaporware tier


Dead island
Below
Dreams

what else?
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>>379804480
Well honestly, I've never been that huge of a Metroid fan either. However, it is confirmed that they have 2 new Metroid games in the works as we speak, and it would be reasonable for them to really try to sell one or both of them considering what a recognizable IP Metroid is. Also Metroid has had a string of disappointing games so it could be a great chance for them to restore the series to its former glory.
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>>379803980
Star Wars will have single player. Football, both types. Star Wars will have Finn. Basketball. Star Wars will have better multiplayer. New couch co-op only IP. Star Wars battle for 30 minutes.
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>>379787742
>digital devolver at e3
why though, they do publish some great stuff, but it's more likely just going to be more marketing for strafe, and maybe a serious sam 4 announcement, with hotline miami 1 and 2 coming to xbox one or something
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>>379804653
How the actual fuck has Dead Island 2 not been cancelled yet

Nobody gave a shit about the series besides the first one and yet they still keep making them
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>>379804872
How is it a series when there's only one game
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>>379804720
>Star Wars battle for 30 minutes.
>mfw I just realized that I'm at 1:19:20 and have been watching this shit gameplay for almost HALF AN HOUR

Fuck this shit. Thanks for the heads-up, anon. The girl announcing Finn in Battlefront 2 was the only good and genuinely fun host of EA's presentation, what the hell
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>>379805000
Anon this is the fifth one, not counting the PS4/Xbone ports

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Island_(series)
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>>379785409
mario looks like he's waiting for his fix from the cartel
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>>379804389
is that fucking vinny
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Did anyone else see Todd Howard's evil twin?
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Haven't seen they keynote, but
>the sky is blue
>water is wet
and anything produced by EA is garbage, why would you expect otherwise from their keynote?
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>>379804093
They would have me at least.
>>
All I want is more news about Killer Instinct.
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>>379805147
>a dead island moba
I forgot back in 2011-2013 there was sudden influx of companies trying to cash in on the moba market and then they all shut down less than 2 years after launch
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>>379804573
>sonybro posting the messiah of shitty movie games
like pottery
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>>379775470
A Way Out looks like a trailer for a film you wouldn't bother watching.
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>>379786729
Wait... what are you saying? They didn't do that on purpose?
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>>379805213
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I can't wait for the Star Wars fad to fucking die
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lol this Youtube guy choking. Is it just his thing or
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Not bad so far, i actually liked some of the new shit

>>379804093
They are technically going to do it again with Mario Odyssey except with a Direct
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>>379784496
This is not Crackdown 3?
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>>379775170
>>379775170
Ayyy why you no buy my game, I give you good price. My cousin you will love this game so much you have no idea.
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>>379805894
Fuckin Bizarro Dennis over hea.
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The best part was watching Jessie the bitch choking and "A Way Out"'s developer pulling a Swedish Todd Howard
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>>379806138
Nope that's the aborted abomination that is Crackdown 2. The only fun new things in the entire game was the tether grenades, wingsuit, and the glitch where sticking yourself with duck grenades would make you move at ridiculous speeds.
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>>379806171

ITS GOOD GAME

I KNOW I MADE THE GAME

ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD FUCKING EXPERIENCE LIKE NONE OTHER TRUST ME

Fucking Swedish Todd Howard
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Anyone else here /redpilled/
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I gotta say I wish the industry would get back to doing all the major presentations on Monday

They're killing E3 by stretching it out like this
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>>379806439
>>>/r/the_donald
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>still 16 hours to go

fuck, man, what do?
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>>379806517

Actually it makes watching them all easier
We get to discuss them for longer and find better scenes in between
before we had to scramble shit in 3 hours before the next presenation
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>>379806320
>Swedish

He's a kurd or something
>>
>We got scorpio dev kits
>it's absolutely powerful and amazing

>Here's an example by showing you the clothes on our Madden characters

Fucking Really EA
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>>379806809
>here's an example by showing you my face is tired
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My biggest wish is that publishers do not show off games that have no chance of releasing in the 2018, a game shouldn't appear at e3 more than twice.
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>Bioware's new IP is being saved for Microsoft's event

What are the chances Microsoft gets exclusive rights?
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>>379806439
ayo ayo
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>>379807171
lol good they're so behind on exclusives.

Even though it makes sense for a company to claim exclusives, they shouldn't be a thing. However, while they are I'm glad Mircoshill is getting more of them
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>>379806613
I know that feel...
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>>379805905

Well tough luck since the franchise has been going strong since the 80s.
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>>379777315
Fucking this. Just because a conference doesn't have games that are to your tastes doesn't mean the conference is complete shit. EA's conference had its fair share of god-awful cringey moments, but the games in and of themselves didn't look bad. /v/ seems unable to tolerate the idea that games other than their favorite niche shit sell units.
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>>379804653
Cup head
Might as well cancel it already
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>>379806543
Cuck
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>>379806617
The suspense and wait just kills me. I'd rather they all have their conferences over the course of a single day. It'd give an even playing field where reacting to each others' conferences isn't feasible.
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>>379809139
Not even >>379806543 but at this point that word has all the weight of a ballpoint pen. Just another byword for idiot it seems.

Also you're a faggot.
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>>379780859

I still don't fully understand the appeal of battlefront without the capture points and bots running around. Right now it just looks like a multiplayer shooter with a Star Wars skin. Why kill what made battlefront kind of unique? When battlefront first came out I kept feeling confused because I was like "where are all the units?" I was in such disbelief that they'd drop that core aspect of battlefield that I continued to just feel like I was missing something until I realized they had just turned it into a normal multiplayer shooter.
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>>379809802
Better than being a cuck
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>>379775170
I think consoles just need to die already. The only reason there still around is because you can turn them on and bavigate them with a controller and they play blue rays (except nintendo) so people can put them in their living rooms.
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>>379808389
No, what made EA awful was that it was 30% talking about esports and ecelebs, 40% talking about sports shit unrelated to Vidya, and 30% actual vidya
It was horrible
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>>379810457
>I think consoles just need to die-

Stopped reading there.
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>>379810457
Id rather just have one device for everything. In 10 or 20 years thatll be possible. For now where in the awkward phase in between where living rooms have a netflix player and a ps4 in their living rooms.
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>>379775170
EA is aways that shitty conference we watch waiting for ubisoft and then sony

this time they tried something diferent and failed completly at it

tomorrow E3 starts
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>>379810457

Don't worry. By 2030 we will all have universal entertainment devices hardwired into our wrists that lets us do everything we want. Smarphones are already doing this, it just needs to upgrade the touch screen interace. But even then, gaming analog attachments already exist for smartphones.
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>>379810719
>Waiting for Ubisoft
No one waits for Ubisoft unless you mean for the comedy of their God awful showings
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>>379778081
>Capcom exclusive
hopefuly will be mon hun 5 so we can see the tears from sony fags
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EA and Ubisoft are shit every year though. The only thing that matters is whether or not Sony and Ninty shit the bed
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It's gonna be

Sony > Microsft = Nintendo again

Like it usually is. Sony will come out with new IPs that pump people up, Microsoft will do the same but not as hype, Nintendo will come out with 90% cringe shit and 10% Marioshit
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>>379775170
>What if we all are hyping ourselves up for nothing and it turns out to be just mediocre in the end?

Is this your first E3?
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>>379778934
>2 hours Conference
TV TV TV TV SPORTS TV REAL DOG MODELS TV TV TELEVISION TV TV TV
>1h30
STORY, EXPERIENCE, STORY STORY STORY EXPERIENCE TV TV
>30 MINUTES
GAMES GAMES GAMES just wait for 2 days live stream of more gameplay of those games
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>>379810868
MH5 isn't leaving Nintendo
You'll get that shitty MHWorld spin off made by some literally who team as a movie tie in, while the Switch gets MH5 as an exclusive next year.
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I thought that co-op game, star wars battlefront 2 and that bioware Xbox game looked pretty good but other than that it was meh. They already know they don't even need to market fifa because it's guaranteed 100m sales a year. I don't mind fifa either I just don't like the direction they've taken it in after 13. They clearly couldn't get to grips with the ignite engine hence why they scrapped that shit after only 3 games. Problem is, they've still got a buggy game with input lag problems.
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>>379810573
At one point consumer electronics will have a sort of singularity. What happens when a 100 dollar smart phone will match the ps4 pro. It's going to happen eventually. How will the gaming industry function at that point when everything is the same. How will nintendo distinguish their NX 8K grey box from the sony 8K grey box. Im just curious really.
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>>379780151
>NG3
stop being a fag. they fixed it with RE.
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>>379804691
>it is confirmed that they have 2 new Metroid games in the works as we speak
>source: my ass
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>>379811034
You mean as usual Sony will announce a bunch of shit no one cares about, turn their remaining IPs into last of us, and reveal 'interesting' stuff we don't get to see for the next 5 years
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>>379781815
>wanting more prince of persia after fogotens sands
i want a public apology and a promisse they will never touch the ip again
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>>379779331
Yep, exactly what Sony did last year.
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They had NBA, the cool Prison Break game and Battlefront. That's a pretty decent conference in my book.
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Aye that prison break game looked cool. The conference had it's moments but there was a lot of cringey shit.
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>>379804535
botw exists
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>>379777457
> It's a miracle this baby wasn't leaked beforehand.

Uhh, anon..
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>>379811316
When you spend 3/4 of your time talking about the game itself instead of just showing a 1 to 3 minute trailer you're wasting time. That is the problem with Sony.
Spend the next two days after while the show floor is open to talk about the game, don't waste my fucking time telling me how much your newest turd is a work of art.
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>>379810836
i like to get pissed at THAT woman
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>>379799662
>>379811179

>P-pleas b-buy this version too! We fixed it we promise!

No. Do it right the first time or don't bother. Since there are so many worthwhile games around to play instead.
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>>379811115
i know but image the buthurt
they being talking MH5 for ps4 for a fucking month now
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>>379811215

Sony always wins.

Even Microsoft does better than Shitendo
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>>379775493
>stop liking what I don't like
good for you.
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>>379775170
What are the times for tomorrows shows?
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>talks scorpio
>ps4 ads everywhere
>not a single mention of nintendo/switch
lmao here goes 3rd party support from EA nintards
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I thought E3 started on the 13th.
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>>379811614
>Do it right the first time or don't bother.
ninja gaiden was shit compared to black
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>>379811673
Cool. So where's God of War 4? Shenmue 3? FFVII Remake? They're totally not games that were announced too early just to say they mentioned them, right?
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>>379811748
please respond.
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underwhelming saturday, let's see what sunday brings
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>>379811870

>God of War 4? Shenmue 3? FFVII Remake?

The same place that Zelda BoTW was, or StarFox, or more recently, Mario and Xenoblade are currently.
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>>379778791
I just want Project Octopath news
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>>379811575
Post the amazon after the switch and switch botw became available
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>>379811870
>So where's God of War 4?
hopefully dead but we live in a terrible world
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>>379812041
Mario is releasing the same year it was announced.
Unlike anything Sony ever announces ever.
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> no visceral star wars game
Is it dead or what?
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Microsoft will suck. Sony will be okay. Nintendo will be good.

As always.
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>>379812041
>Literally defending FFVII which won't be finished with even episode 1 until 2020 at the EARLIEST
My fucking God Sony bronies are beyond delusional. Nintendo on average MAKES an entire new Zelda game in the time frame between FFVII getting announced and released
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>>379812297
>Sony
>okay
>Nintendo
>good
Pick one
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>>379812250
I'm guessing that game would rather not get lost in the glut of E3 announcements and be revealed later on to have the news day all by itself.
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>>379812394
Nintendo good then. I pick that one combination
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>>379810572
>sports games aren't games because I don't like them

Grow up.
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>>379812461
2014 was the only time Nintendo was good.
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>>379812297
>implying they all wont be horseshit
you havent been here long, have you?
>>
I can not WAIT for the amount of asshurt that's going to happen when Retro Studios is a now show this E3.
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>>379811930
Google your own shit you fucking child.
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>>379812387

>"s-s-s-sony bronies!"

It'll come out before Xenoshit 2, that's for sure
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>>379812717
if Retro does no show, might as well be dead
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>>379812696
>>379812297


Nintendo is never good. Only among the small group of autists who still give 2 shits about that company
>>
man im so fucking scared

i wish video games never got big. normies can stick to tv and shit
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>>379812793
I seriously think they actually are. You do not take 3 years to make Tropical Freeze, a game that heavily reused assets from the first. I think after Returns Retro started up some projects, then the company went to shit so Nintendo told them to just put out another Donkey Kong.

Now I think it's a skeleton crew that only assists the bigger Nintendo divisions, like they did with Mario Kart.
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>>379812696
And 2016
And 2012
And 2010
And 2007
And 2005
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>>379812873
Sony ain't good either, I'm praying that Microsoft and Nintendo can have a good E3 this year but I'm worried about Nintendo more than anything.
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>>379812775
No it really won't and I'm willing to bet you $1000 on youbetme about that.
Xeniblade 2 will be out in the west summer 2018 at the latest. VII won't even be seen at E3 probably, and we won't get it until 2020
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>>379812936
Don't you know that Retro doomsaying went out of fashion after Recore?
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>>379812873
I wished Sony and pretty much all gaming companies would just finally fuck off with VR. It's the dumbest meme besides 4K. Consoles can't even run 1080p 60fps, how will they ever run 4K or a separate things such as a VR headset.
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>>379812989
>And 2010
>And 2007
>And 2005
Agreed

>And 2016
>And 2012
No
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>>379782491
Burnout devs got cannibalized by EA into making Need for Speed games for a long time, and the new NFS game seems to be Burnout lite.
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>>379813143
Just pretend it's running at 60 FPS.
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>>379813127
>The guys who made Metroid Prime went on to make that piece of shit

What is it about being under Nintendo that makes you suddenly able to develop good games?
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>>379813145
2016 they won with one game.
Social media stats, sales, and metacritic all suggest the same.

People stopped caring about Sony showing a bunch of shit they wouldn't play for at least 2 years, which is all Sony reveals anymore. Would it kill them to save some holiday season or early next year shit for that year's E3?
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>>379813354
In 2016, Microsoft sucked, Sony sucked, and Nintendo sucked, nobody won E3 last year because they all sucked donkey ass.
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>>379813332
Because it wasn't "the guys who made Metroid prime" in the same way that mighty number nine wasn't the "guys who made mega man". The real creative visionaries behind MP are still at Retro or circling around Nintendo.
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>>379775270
>"How do we fix /v/?"

Permaban this guy right here mods.
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>>379813143

>is so desperate for Nintendo to be relevant again that he wants Sony to leave their monopoly

TOP KEK
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>>379813332
Nintendo knows how to make good games and how to manage projects, and they have a company ecosystem that extends to smaller dev studios. Sony studios just make the games they would under any other publisher, Nintendo studios get elevated with the experience and vision from the upper brass.
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>>379813606
Seconded.
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>>379813746
What?
Nintendo isn't even involved in VR.
But it's a fucking dead industry on consoles, since 1080p 60fps VR is dogshit.
Even the 1200p 90 for VR PC has is shit, which is why I'm not jumping in til rift gen 2 and we get 1440p 120fps
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>>379787742
>Sony/Nintendo aren't until Tuesday/Wednesday
Well fuck this nonsense.
Unless Valve announces at the PC show that they've pulled the stick out their ass and are releasing everything in their back catalogue with a "3" at the end as part of a "Black Box" pack, but that's sure as fuck not happening.
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>>379775170
I always expect them to be shit. Almost always I'm right all along.
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>>379813914
You know I do think Valve is saving their shit for a black box / blue box release.
It just doesn't make sense why we've seen nothing from HL3, L4D3, Portal 3, or a TF3 even though we know for example L4D3 is in very active development. I could see the games all releasing independently with the option of getting them together for $100.
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>>379813115

Xenoshit X was announced in 2012 and came out in 2015.
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>>379813354

Keep telling yourself that Nintenbro
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>>379814562
Wrong
It was revealed in 2013
Hmm 2 year wait vs 5+
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>>379814649
Now post the one after switch was available for pre order
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>>379778081
>he thinks m$ will get first dibs at what is widely known to be another sony fromsoft collab
lad your console won't be seeing fromsoft for a while
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>>379814649
Fun fact, the PS4 reveal trailer and the Switch reveal trailer now have the same number of views.
Despite the PS4 reveal trailer being up for 3 years longer.
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>>379814786

>Switch
>Announced at E3

What are you even talking about?

>>379814969

Yea, because Youtube is getting bigger every year.

The PS4 launch trailer was 2013, when Gangnum Style was the only video with 1 billion views. Nowadays you get a video hitting 1 billion literally every few weeks.

Here's a real fun fact, the PS4 completely rekt the Switches launch sales
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>>379815116
>Yea, because Youtube is getting bigger every year.
Nice excuse
Also it's cute how you have to post vgchartz whose numbers are frequently off. Why not compare media create or NPD data, which is actually accurate?
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>>379814969
Most of said views were registered in the first week of upload or so. No one's gonna bother watching a reeal trailer that's three years old, especially when the product in question is out.
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>>379814707

>5+

FF7 remake was announced last year.
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>>379815214
Is that the excuse you'll give after the switch reveal passes up the PS4 reveal as the most watched console reveal trailer in history?
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>>379815267
No?
It was announced in 2015 you idiot.
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>>379815287
It won't, though. Once the console is released, nobody's gonna give a fuck about the reveal trailer for the console other than to analyze how it managed to build up hype for the console's launch.
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>>379815421
Ah so you'll cry like a bitch, got it
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>>379775170
>What if we all are hyping ourselves up for nothing and it turns out to be just mediocre in the end?
Sony blew its load last year so it is unlikely to have a mindblowing show this year. Nintendo is a couple months into a new console so it is probably too early for anything mind blowing from them. M$ is hell bent on not doing the gaming industry any favors anytime soon. What led you to believe that this e3 was going to be anything but mediocre?
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>>379815196

>Nice excuse

It's a fact supported with Data

>Also it's cute how you have to post vgchartz whose numbers are frequently off.

Tell me more about "excuses"?

Stay mad Nintenbro, the Shitch is barely beating the Pii U
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>>379815287

What excuse will you have when the Switch doesn't even hit Gamecube numbers?
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>>379815529
>Data
>Comparing a shorter release to a longer release
>Comparing supply constrained (Switch and Wii) to supply prevalent (Wii U)
>Comparing Q4 to 11
And yet, retailers can't keep the switch on store shelves. Even in the UK where it's supposedly "all over" you have to pay a $50 scalper fee or pre order the Splatoon 2 bundle to get one.
Your tears during Q2 fiscal reports next month will be especially delicious
>>
>>379815624
It's far outpacing the GameCube in every market, but nice try sweety
>>
>Splatoon 2 switch bundles sold out in Japan in 10 minutes
>Sony bronies think it's doing poorly
Pfffthahaha
>>
>>379815762

>Comparing a shorter release to a longer release

I compared their initial 8 weeks you autist.

PS4 literally sold 1 million in US within 1 day. Switch couldn't hit that in 1 month.

Hahahahaha

>Your tears during Q2 fiscal reports next month will be especially delicious

I look forward to /v/ filling up with Nintendo sad faces once the initial wave of Nintendo fanboys who eat up every Nintendo system fade out and the Switch hits a brick wall because normies don't care about WAHOO, PING PING.

PS1 - 105 million
N64 - 30 million

PS2 - 155 million
Gamecube - 20 million

PS3 ($599 RRP) - 85 million
Wii ($200 RRP) - 100 million

PS4 (Fastest selling console ever made) - 65 million
Wii U - 13 million

Nintendo are irrelevant
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>>379815847
>>379816040

Nintendo can't compete with King Sony
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>>379816061
Okay, how about this. Post "if the switch hits 10m sales by March 2018 I will eat a bag of crow dicks"
Prove you're confident here.
>>
>>379815529
By that chart alone you can jump to the fucking conclusion that the Wii was only marginally better performing sales-wise than the Pii U. Which you'd know wasn't true if you just checked the total sales numbers of the Wii compared to the Pii U. And the same is going to happen with the Switch. All the signs are there, you are just too stupid to see them because you're too busy cherrypicking stuff that support your retarded theory that the Switch and Wii didn't do much better than the Wii U at all.
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>>379816163
Is that why the Switch is completely shitting on the PS4 in Japan?
>>
>>379775170
Wut? I'll admit I don't play a lot of games, but the Need for Speed and Battlefront games looked pretty cool desu.
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>>379816061
Nintendo was more profitable every single generation besides the current one. The PS3 was such an utter disaster that it reset the entire Playstation brand back to zero.
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>>379816287

Wii U rekt the PS4 in Japan and we saw how that turned out overall.

Shit, the Wii U was outperforming the Switches launch, hahahaha

It's literally an irrelevant market
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>>379816061
>PS4 literally sold 1 million in US within 1 day. Switch couldn't hit that in 1 month
The switch only distributed the 960k consoles to the US in the first month, and it sold every single one of them
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>>379816409
>Shit, the Wii U was outperforming the Switches launch, hahahaha
Wrong
The switch is now outpacing the Wii U in Japan pretty significantly
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>>379816382

Say it with me.

SONY ALWAYS WINS
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>>379816202

Just screencap my post and post it on /v/ once all is said and done.

I've been making a huge post filled with the same delusion I saw during the Wii Us launch
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>square enix dropping hottest trailer of e3 at one in the morning
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>>379816580
>Nintendo is just a game / toy company and they have over 3/4 of the market cap of a games / tv / phone / movies / Blu Ray / mp3 / music etc company
Wow
Really makes you think...
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>>379777331
>EA Games sell well and thus they are good.
TOP PLEB
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>>379816663
No I want to see you say it.
Repeat after me
"If the Switch sells over 10m units by the end of March 2018 as Nintendo predicts, I will eat a bag of crow dicks"
If you can't say that, then I know you realize the Switch is going to be a massive success
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>>379816428

>The switch only distributed the 960k consoles to the US in the first month, and it sold every single one of them

The Switch only sold 906,000 in the USA in its first month

HAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/nintendo-switch-us-sales-hit-906k-in-march-new-zel/1100-6449358/

>Switch couldn't even sell out a less than million stock in 1 entire month

MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>379816867
Find me a switch available to order in the US for msrp if it's such a failure.
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>>379816580
Not sure that you are aware, but when you're comparing Sony to Nintendo there, you aren't just comparing the gaming division of Sony to Nintendo, you're comparing the entire fucking company of Sony, a giant technologics powerhouse who make anything from TVs to DVD players and music and whatnot, to a company that merely only focuses on video games and consoles. Almost everyone and their grandma has a Sony product, but only a fraction of those actually own a Sony gaming device. If you're gonna compare the two, compare the gaming department of Sony to Nintendo, not the entire fucking corporation including the parts that have absolutely nothing to do with video games.
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>>379816831

Sure

"If the Switch sells over 10m units by the end of March 2018 as Nintendo predicts, I will eat a bag of crow dicks"

Now do the same but for the opposite.

>>379816726

>Dude, Nintendo is more successful!
>"Nope, they have a 10+ billion smaller market capital"
>B-B-B-B-BUT

Every single time
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>>379816580
Do I have to post this every single time? I took this screenshot months ago, when will you tire from Sony ramming their shriveled cock down your throat?
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>>379817073
See
>>379817141
Guess MS always wins
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>>379817073
If the Switch doesn't sell over 10m units by the end of March 2018 despite what Nintendo predicts, I will eat a bag of crow dicks.
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>>379817065
>>379816428


Sure

https://venturebeat.com/2016/07/28/sonys-playstation-division-accounted-for-78-of-its-q1-2016-profits/

>Sony gaming department
>3.6 billion profit

https://www.theverge.com/2016/7/27/12294482/nintendo-earnings-q1-2016

>Nintendo gaming department
>Operating at a loss

SOny are absolutely booming right now

Now's the part where this doesn't count
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>>379792660

I miss J Allard. Fucking sexy beast.

Also Supposedly, Scorpio name is Xbox 10S. Two SKU's.It's under $499. Global launch 13th October. Xbox Tennis is a better name than Xbone, I suppose.

BRING BACK TOP SPIN BUY IT BACK FROM 2K I WANT A GOOD TENNIS GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Must be a braindead fucktard if you had any expectations for EA or let that make you think that everything that follows will be bad.


Gotta give it to them though, good guys at EA doing a great job for all the other companies lowering the expactations so hard.
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>>379817141
>>379816580
>>379816663
>>379816726
>>379816867
>>379816831
>>379817073
>>379816409
>>379816428
>>379817261
>>379817356


God fucking damnit stop with the goddamn suny and nintundu circlejerk. It's always the same fucking shit with Wii U, Switch and japanese PS4 sales thrown at eachother aswell as the Switch only having BotW and Mario Odyssey and the PS4 having Bloodborne.

It's literally Monkeys throwing unpolished shit at eachother.
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>>379817356
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>>379817356
>3.6 billion profit
Do you seriously not know what revenue means?
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Every recent E3 in a nutshell:
>EA disappoints straight off the bat
>Microsoft does alright, very safe conference
>Bethesda hasn't done enough to warrant an "every E3" thing, but they'll probably show some Doom DLC or something
>PC Gaming Show shows indie titles/RTS titles exclusively and endlessly shills for whoever is sponsoring them
>Ubisoft continually one-ups themselves in how much cringe they can shovel out
>Sony is exciting, until you realize none of the games are coming out soon, gotta wait another 3-4 years
>Nintendo is short, has one amazing looking game, a new IP that looks alright, and a new idea with an old franchise that looks absolutely abysmal
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>>379817428
And what are you then? A PCûck?
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>>379817356
>July 2016
m8 really? How about you post the Q1 2017 reports, we have them retard.
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>>379797389
was hopping for updates with cyber punk 2077
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>>379817073
With how much you shitpost and post your out of context charts, you're going to become a meme once Switch hits 10m sales this holiday season.
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>People expecting a billion announcements from Nintendo

They'll talk about Odyssey for about seven minutes or so, including a new trailer, show off Mario + Rabbids (assuming Ubisoft doesn't at their conference, and possibly even if they do), MAYBE announce Smash Switch, and then it'll be amiibo and indie shit, with 3DS announcements being reserved for Treehouse Live
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>>379778791
You forgot "Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga DX available right after this presentation"
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>>379817712


>you're going to become a meme once Switch hits 10m sales this holiday season.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>379817768
>they'll talk about odyssey
That's what Treehouse is for dumbass. They'll give a 3 minute trailer for Odyssey, a 2 minute trailer for Xenoblade, and a 1-2 minute trailer for everything else. Small indie shit will get a 3 minute montage of a dozen or so games.

Treehouse is their excuse to not talk about games anymore during E3 directs.
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>>379817934
I wonder if you're the same anon that said Splatoon wouldn't break 300k copies.
He was annoying too.

He shut up pretty quick after release though.
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>>379775170
When will video game companies just start marketing cringe? The E3 presentations everyone remember were the most awkward and embarrassing ones.

Why not just market that your next E3 presentation is going to be even more embarrassing than the last? Everyone would watch it.
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can we not let this devolve into yet another console war shitfling and just talk about our wants and predictions
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>>379817946
>Implying they won't devote as much time as possible to their big new Mario platformer to hype it up before the holiday season.
Also Nintendo loves to hype up "big" indie games, considering they're basically the only 3rd party support they get.
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>>379778081
>New game by Obsidian, likely Alpha Protocol 2
its Apocalypse now
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
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>>379818051
started with this autist right here
>>379811673

It's always triggered Sony ponies that bring Nintendo into a reply that didn't even mention anyone else.
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>banjo-threeie actually gets confirmed
>unironically blows Yooka Leftee out the fucking water
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>>379818194
You're right, they will devote as much time as possible to Odyssey
During Treehouse
As in, it will probably be played for between 1/4 and 1/3 of the time Treehouse is up, with Miyamoto coming in for 1-2 hours of the total time to give commentary on its development and such.

Basically it's what they did last year regarding BOTW. A normal trailer for it with all the talking about development being live.
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>What if we all are hyping ourselves up for nothing and it turns out to be just mediocre in the end?

You mean like every e3 ever?
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>>379818231
>>379818051

Neutral PCbro here. I'm just seeing a lot of delusional Nintendo fanboys attacking one Sony fanboy who simply called out their bullshit.

I've never seen one fanbase jealous over the others success as I have seen with Nintendo over Sony. It's pretty hilarious. Just watch the replies i'm about to get
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>>379818194
>considering they're basically the only 3rd party support they get.
They get Capcom, Platinum, Sega, Squeenix, and most Jap 3rd party for that matter so I have no idea what you're on about.
Wii U didn't get it, but Switch sales have had most Jap devs jump aboard, including Marvelous who had previously abandoned Nintendo after the Wii (due to the DS/3DS not being strong enough for most their stuff) but are now coming straight back.
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>>379818306
>no one gives a shit, because it's exclusive to a platform no one owns
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>>379818029

Nah, I was the same anon who said the Wii U would be a disaster and that Iwata would kill himself out of embarrassment.
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>>379818474

>Wii U didn't get it,

This is some delusional revisionist history anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y5TqX-9-Ps
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i don't understand the hate for nintendo. they always offer their style of games which appeal to certain markets. if you don't like it, don't buy it. i didn't like what the ps4 offered this gen so i bought a pc instead. i don't see why they should get hate for buying something they enjoy and the same goes for people in my situation. loads of people buy nintendo and loads of people have migrated from playstation to pc.
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>>379818432
Actual PC bro here, as in someone that has a modern PC and not outdated trash.
It's pretty much the other way around, especially with how successful the Switch is right now. That frustrates the ponies.
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>>379818646
Its always assmad sony fanboys.
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>>379818497
I bet you also said that the Switch could be found on store shelves.

>>379818576
You posted a list of about half as many games as were even announced in the last direct lol, but nice try, it's cute when you try to revise history.
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>>379818659

>PCbro
>Capable of being neutral against Sony

Not when you cucks get cucked out of all the hot games.

Nitnendo are never a threat to you fags because their shit tier consoles are always the first to be emulated.

So you fags just team up out of spite over the PS4 crushing the gaming market

Sad!
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>>379818810
I'm actually an idort. I own all platforms, I just own an actual PC as well.
But cute reddit spacing there fag, maybe you should go back there.
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>>379818746

>You posted a list of about half as many games as were even announced in the last direct lol

Get me the 3rd party games announced last direct. I mean actual games, not developers.
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>>379818646

its always assmad Nintendo fanboys. They still haven't recovered from the thrashing they got this gen
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>>379818852
>not diana
Sad taste for an idort
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>>379818659
>successful
thats a relative term, xbone sold more than switch and is considered a failure, ninbros have just low standards. switch is not a success, oh, maybe if you compare it to wii u
>>
>GOD OF WAR? DELAYED
>SPIDER-MAN? DELAYED
>DAYS GONE? FUCKING GONE
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>>379818991
It's funny because nintenqueers had to wait whole console generation to get that Zelda game.
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>Sony jabronies and Nintendorks are fighting each other yet again instead of talking about E3

God Fucking damn it you guys ruin everything
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>>379818874
Okay

NEOGEO Arcade Archives
Project Mekuru
Fate/Extella
Rayman Legends: Definitive Edition
Sine Mora EX
Battle Chasers: Nightwar
Payday 2
NAMCO MUSEUM

Those were the new announcements from just the last direct for 3rd party support. Twice as many games announced as in your video.
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Mircorosft will announce Minecraft 2 and the entire world will shit themselves just u watch.
Screencap this
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>>379819082
Literally nobody mentioned nintendo sweetie
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>2017
>Nintenbros still can't get over Sony taking the market from Nintendo overnight with the PS1
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What did I miss fellas?
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>>379818965
If the Switch isn't successful right now, find me one Switch being sold in the US, Canada, UK, or Japan for MSRP.
Just one. And not the whole "pre-order splatoon 2 bundle" shit like I've seen you post before, that's a bundle which won't even be out for a month.
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>>379819151
>95 matches
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>>379819082
It's funny because the time between FFVII:R's announcement and release will be equal to the time between the releases of Skyward Sword and BOTW
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>>379818676
i agree desu. either way, the ps4 is no longer an attractive option if you have pc unless you're really into those jap games or uncharted. the switch is probably the only console worth buying right now for someone like me.
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>>379811549
She's not hosting the conference this year. No ladyboners for /v/.
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>>379819186
Yea, they sure took that market, just like the.
Oh what's the name of Sony's handheld again?
Muerte? I think that's it. Because it sure as hell isn't alive.
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>>379819279
FFVII:R is one game out of hundreds.
>>
Bethesda's lineup is going to break the internet

>Elder Scrolls Spin-off RPG.
>Starfield
>Dishonored 2 DLC
>The Evil Within 2
>Fallout VR.
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>>379819375
Yea, hundreds of games like
Last Guardian
FFXIII VS
Kingdom Hearts 3

Gee, Sony really is good about announcing games not too far out from their release dates!
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>>379819140

>not even close to the Wii Us 3rd party releases

Assassin’s Creed III
Batman: Arkham City Armored Edition
Call of Duty: Black Ops II
Chasing Aurora Web
Darksiders II
Disney Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two
EA Sports FIFA Soccer 13
ESPN Sports Connection
Game Party Champions
Little Inferno
Madden NFL 13
Mass Effect 3
Mighty Switch Force! Hyper Drive Edition
WayForward
Nano Assault Neo
NBA 2K13
Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
Nintendo Land
Rabbids Land
Scribblenauts Unlimited
Sing Party
Skylanders Giants
Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed
Tank! Tank! Tank!
Tekken Tag Tournament 2: Wii U Edition
Transformers Prime
Trine 2: Director's Cut
Your Shape
Warriors Orochi 3 Hyper
Wipeout: The Game 3
ZombiU
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>>379819332
totally not a shill, guys, trust me :^)
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>>379775170
>Now that EA irrevocably shit the bed once again with their travesty of a conference... I'm honestly pretty worried about this year's E3.
I would NEVER take EA as face for E3 being all around Awful. It's a well accepted fact that every EA conference since the mid-2000s has been mediocre at best, or just boring and bad at worst. Hence why it goes first.
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>>379819469
>putting out a long list of ports that released anywhere from around release to years in
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nintendo_Switch_games
There's a list of 3rd party stuff for you
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>>379819467
Do you know the difference between Sony and Square Enix, kiddo? Or maybe you think that every single game on Sony console is made and announced by Sony?
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Visible autism is visible. Sony cucks are literally the loudest and most autistic on the internet. We talk shit to you faggots because you are the most annoying and uninformed trash with the loudest mouth.
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>All these poorfag PCbros forcing the Nintendo + PC meme

All bitterness. Sony + PC is objectively the best

PC
>Mulitplats/Emulation

Sony
>Sony exclusives (Spiderman, FF7, Persona 5, Last Guardian, Bloodborne, Horizon Zero Dawn, Yakuza, GRavity Rush, God of War, Last of Us 2, Crash Bandicoot, Ratchet and Clank etc etc)
>Console exclusives (FFXV, Red Dead Redemption 2, Kingdom Hearts 3)

It objectively has the best range of games covered, throw in the inevitable Nintendo emulator that always comes out and it's a no brainer

Just look at BoTW, literally the only worthwhile Switch game and it's fully playable on PC making it the definitive version.
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>>379819478
how can i be a shill if i don't own any console?
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>>379819610
Wow, well maybe Sony shouldn't fucking have them announce their shit as system sellers then?
FFXIII VS was supposed to be a PS3 exclusive, and FFVII: R is a timed exclusive. No shit Squeenix was pressured to show them at Sony's E3.

And The Last Guardian is 100% on Sony. The only bigger blunder for E3 announcements than TLG is fucking Duke Nukem Forever.
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>>379819561

>Post launch release 3rd parties
>Tries to counter me by posting every Switch 3rd party, most of which aren't released

Not an argument

Switch Launch games - 10 games
Source - http://uk.ign.com/wikis/nintendo-switch/Nintendo_Switch_Launch_Titles

Wii U launch games - 25+
Source - http://uk.ign.com/wikis/wii-u/Wii_U_Launch_Games_%28US%29
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>>379818810
You can't get cucked out of something you never had, silly.
>>
Brothers is Jail: Italian Fuckface Boogaloo is actually interesting, really big Fucking improvement from the fuckfest that was Brothers
TRUST ME GUYS ITS GOING TO BE GOOD

Bioware IP looks interesting, wait till tomorrow to judge

Battlefront 2 is great in everything so far except not having Finn at launch, he's easily the best character in the new era
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>>379819707
Were you asked to purchase Switch in order to shill for Nintendo? I don't think that's how it works.
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>>379819356

>talking about consoles
>brings up handheld

Nintendo are doing shit there as well. The 3DS was their worst selling handheld to date and the Wii U was also their worst selling console.

No wonder Iwata killed himself.
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>>379819651
why would you buy another multiplatbox if you already have a multiplat box in the pc?

also botw is still unplayable on pc. i've tried it with every cemu update and i still only get like 7fps
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>>379819082

Wii U started in 2012

Zelda was shown in 2014

2 and a half
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>>379819651
only nintendo forces pc+nintendo, no sane pcbro would ever buy a nintendo console, they are practically confirmed to get emulators within few years
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>>379819651
>poorfag PC bros
I'm an idort with the best PC specs posted in this thread you dumbass.
Meanwhile you probably have like a 560ti or some ancient shit.

>It's fully playable on PC
It's literally not, stop lying to people. About 80 of the overworld is playable, but tons of effects are completely fucked right now.
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>>379819632

>the amount of salt in this post
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>>379819773
>Sony is bad because I imagine them doing bad things

Oooookay, keep fighting the good fight, champ.
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>>379819219

Sports

Remember Brothers:A tale of two sons? Now imagine it in a prison about an Italian dude and a cuck trying to get out

Bioware'a new IP is a western made Attack on Titan

Battlefront 2 is looking great

Battlefield 1 Women in Russia
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>>379819775
Cheap cash in one offs where the dev didn't come back.
Meanwhile Switch had to actually earn its 3rd party support, which it's clearly doing as the Japs are more or less unanimously jumping aboard due to the strong sales in nip land.
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>>379819469

The Wii U's overbloated third party with shit advertisement killed it because it had no other games to release until Pikmin 3 half a year later
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>>379819862
>clearly stated ps4 isn't interesting for me
>bought a pc instead
>console comes out which interests me
>say i'd buy it
>"S-SHILL, S-STOP SAYING YOU T-THINK THE SWITCH IS G-GOOD"
>meanwhile this retard (aka you) is the real shill by saying both pc or nintendo are worthless compared to the ps4

kys
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>>379820115
>Wii U's overbloated third party
made me laugh
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>>379819943
Every console gets an emulator.
Sane PCbros buy Nintendo platforms because they're not just mini PCs.
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>>379819875

>why would you buy another multiplatbox

For the exclusives I listed. Literally every Wii U game is playable on PC, same will happen with the Switch. Meanwhile the PS3 still isn't emulated well.

PS4 simply has more exclusives. Just because it has more multiplats (because it's not a useless piece of shit on its own like Nintendo consoles) doesn't negate the exclusives.

That's just retarded reasoning

>also botw is still unplayable on pc. i've tried it with every cemu update and i still only get like 7fps

You're lying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xradPQD8tzs

I get 30fps constant on my 4690k @ 3.9 GHZ (stock clocks).

Download Cemuhook when you emulate it you fucking retard
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>>379820136
Who are you quoting, my triggered nintenfriend?

>>379820181
How's that Xbox emulator, finished it yet?
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>>379819862
>Nintendo are doing shit there as well. The 3DS was their worst selling handheld to date
And yet
It outsold the Vita by 50 million.
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>>379819651
>getting a PC when the Xbox 10 S is one, a Windows 10 S one
Xbox 10 S and the Switch will be the perfect combo. I'll have a two consoles, a pc, and a handheld all in two.
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Why do the chimps always have chimp wars on EVERY v or vg thread? Seriously, take your autism elsewhere.
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>>379820181
nintendo consoles are the easiest to emulate, thanks to shit hardware and the fact that literally every console past gc is practically the same shit
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>>379820263
>BUT VITA

The last resort of nintentard.
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>>379820260
Literally the one reason the xbox emulator has made no progress is because there's been no concentrated autism on it.
People made that joke about PSP emulators a lot too. They'd go "how's that PSP emulator going for you" as a reason to buy the PSP.
Then fucking boom. PPSSPP came from left field out of fucking nowhere, and within a month PSP emulation went from 7fps with constant crashes to very few crashes 60fps forced resolution upscaling.
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>>379820260
>Implying an Xbox emulator is even needed or that it has games worth emulating
At least use the PS3/PS4 for the arguement, at least they have games worth emulating.
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>>379820383
>when talking about handhelds, we're not allowed to talk about handhelds, that triggers me
Lol Sony ponies.
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>>379820385
>>379820410
>doesn't count

lmao
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>>379820372
>It's yet another "I don't know how emulation works" the post
Wii U emulation and piracy happened because of a leaked devkit. We can't confirm this 100% with Cemu because no shit they wouldn't say they used a leaked devkit, but that's how we got Wii U piracy.
Not like PS3 piracy which was because of a MASSIVE fuck up by Sony's security team. Lmao at that key generator, still fucking hilarious to this day.
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>>379819875


>It's literally not, stop lying to people. About 80 of the overworld is playable, but tons of effects are completely fucked right now.

Both of you shills are talking complete shit.

It runs better than the Switch version, 30fps + 1080p with 4k texture mods.

>>379820181

Oh really? Is that why the PS3 emulator is running so well? Literally 2 fps on Persona 5 with NASA tier computers 10+ years after release.

Nobody buys Nintendo platforms over Sony. Nobody but the rare few Nintenbros that still exist.
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>>379820340
>Xbox 10 S and the Switch will be the perfect combo
Except for all those Sony exclusives.

PC+Sony+Nintendo gives you 99% of games worth playing.
PC+Sony gives you 80% of games worth playing.
PC gives you 60% of games worth playing.

Meanwhile the Xbox brand has historically been worthless. The only good thing they ever had was Rare, and they drowned that baby a long time ago.
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>>379820073

>Cheap cash in one offs where the dev didn't come back.

Same shit is gonna happen with the Shitch like every Nintendo system
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>>379820576

>it's a "I'll pretend like I know what i'm talking about"

The 3DS/Wii U got hacked because of it's shit tier firmware faggot.

>>379820263

Yea, the Vita is a piece of shit that still outsold the Wii U, hahahaha.

Here's the difference

PS4 - Sonys fastest selling console (fastest selling console ever made, period)

3DS - Nintendos worst selling handheld
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>>379820634
>PC and Sony
>having anything worth buying
Xbox 10 S and the Switch are the only systems worth getting.
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>>379820576
>release ps3's key
>7 years later emulation still cant go past main menu
>release devkit for wii u
>2 months later working zelda
thats what i meant by easiest, and the same will happen with switch but wont with ps4
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>>379820606
Show me a start to finish playthrough of BOTW on Cemu. Use stuff including lightning arrows, which still fuck up the screen badly on current version.

>Oh really? Is that why the PS3 emulator is running so well? Literally 2 fps on Persona 5 with NASA tier computers 10+ years after release.
Nice lie. P5 was at 7fps last time he showed it in April. And a 1080 is hardly a NASA tier computer, unless you're a fucking retard.
He recently showed an update where he uses Vulkan to improve performance noticeably, and Demons Souls is now at about 12 fps. He's making pretty significant progress and will probably have a relatively decent PS3 emulator up by the year's end.
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>>379820663
>Same shit is gonna happen with the Shitch like every Nintendo system
Yea, no, not when Disgaea 5 sold better on Switch than it did on PS4 in the west. Sorry sweety buns.
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>>379820456
>BUT VITA

lmao
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>>379820734
>Nintendos worst selling handheld
When your worst selling handheld is still on track to hit 70m lifetime that's a pretty damn good thing.
>>379820778
You continue to prove you have no clue how emulation works.
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>>379820028
Thank you. BF2 does look good. Saw the leaked gameplay.
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>>379820923
i dont need to, this is literally what happened, the same shit was happening since gc, you think it wont happen again with switch? you are retarded
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>i-i swear guys i-it runs fine
>PLEASEEEEEEEEE don't b-buy a switch
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>>379820785

>Show me a start to finish playthrough of BOTW on Cemu.

No such thing exists on youtube. I just posted you a video of it running at 30fps and my own Emulator running it at 30fps.

It runs fine, better than the Switch version for sure.

Stay mad

>He recently showed an update where he uses Vulkan to improve performance noticeably, and Demons Souls is now at about 12 fps

PS3 came out in 2006 and it's just now able to run games at sub 15fps on $1000+ computers? Meanwhile Zelda BoTW is already playable fully?

Thanks for proving my point
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>>379820843

Yes, it is.

Sorry honey

>Disgaea 5 sold better on Switch

Wrong

>>379820923

>When your worst selling handheld is still on track to hit 70m lifetime that's a pretty damn good thing.

Agreed.

The fact that the PS3 with a $599 RRP still managed to hit 85 million sales truly is a testament to Sonys dominance
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>>379821078
>No such thing exists on youtube.
Because it's not possible you idiot. It still has frequent crashes and areas you have to skip.
>>379821059
>this is literally what happened
It wasn't, but cool. Glad you're finally able to play semi stable Wii U games after the new console is already out.
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>>379821062

>use a shit tier rig
>Turn Cemuhook

Nice argument.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxkmEMb22Ik

30fps CONSTANT
1080p
4k texture packs

>he bought a Switch for Zelda

HAHAHAHAHA
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>>379821230
s4 is out and no signs of ps3 emu, same with xbox, meanwhile we have wii u which is never than ps3 and already have its emu
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