new duke nukem game coming soon

Randy is gonna fuck it up. I wish I could care.

>>379764863
Duke is dead and you killed it Randy.
please do the same with yourself.

I have a feeling new Duke Nukem wouldn't cause as much ruckus on social media as Bubsy

>>379764863
Get off my vent or I'll have you bent

Sure raping Aliens wasn't enough for you, Randy.

I'd expect it considering how much money Gearbox spent on the rights, they didn't throw that money away for nothing. It'll be garbage though.

>Gearbox

Who cares? Doesn't Gearbox own the IP? Because Gearbox haven't made a decent game since 2005.

>>379764863
Blow it out your ass, Randy.

What game are you embezzling funds off to create this one?

But will it be BAD-ASS?

>>379766334
No, just bad.

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Knowing Gearbox nowadays the whole "aliens raping women" bits are going to go away, but if it's still around in some form it'll have my attention.

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>>379764863
>new duke nukem game
Just let him die

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04V1Yvz86Pg

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Why did you block me, Randy? All I said was that alien colonial marines made Duke Nukem Forever look like GOTY.

>>379764863

Sadly the character doesn't work now because people really wont let it, the tongue in cheek massive exaggeration of the 80s action hero of Duke goes over everyone's heads now.

>>379767053
>"I'm gonna abort your whole species!"

Imagine the shitstorm if it came out today.

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>>379767445
>Imagine the shitstorm if it came out today.
You could already see it happening with DNF.

>never got around to playing Duke Nukem 3D
>they replaced the version on the steam store with the shitty Randy version

>>379767771
just get eduke32 and the grp.

>>379767771
It's like pirating don't exist in our universe

>>379767771
Pirate the Megaton Edition by Devolver, it has expansions that the Randy version left out

Don't toy with people's emotions like that.

Didn't they fail hard enough last time?

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it's forever remastered with no weapon limit, rebalanced difficulty with no ego bar (actual health like in 3d), less turret sections and improved vehicle segments/puzzles.
It has all the dlc too and they will release the mod tools finally

>>379767289
Reminder that this isn't actually in the game.

>>379768430
But does it have Episode 5?

>>379769647
Were those world tour maps any good?

I wouldn't even bother with gearbox's version at all since it apparently doesn't allow modding. Get eDuke32.

>>379770049

They were made by the developers of the original game, so they've had good things said about them yeah.

>>379770049
Believe it or not but the new episode is top notch stuff. Some good references too.

>Serious Sam
>The Fifth Element
>fucking Looney Tunes

>>379764863
>gearbox
trash

>>379764863
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SOON

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE!

HE WILL RETURN TO THE VENT

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>>379764863
Oh a new Gearbox game.

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>>379764863
>YFW Gearbox adds Duke to Batteborn in one last desperate attempt to draw in players.

>>379767053
Fuck that, you're an edgelord moron who doesn't even care about the gameplay. And you know they're going to fuck that up.
But I guess it's okay if they develop a piece of shit, as long as you get your tentacle grape, you retarded 12 year old.

I hope BL3 flops like hell so gearbox finally dies and Randy offs himself

>>379770380
They tried that with Bulletstorm remaster and it didn't work. Would they try it again?

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>>379770578
He'll be a preorder bonus for BL3.

>>379770578
What else are they gonna do? Make a good game?

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>you will never firebomb gearbox's offices

>>379770978
Not with that attitude. By the you Timothy McVeigh wants you to be.