Start preordering games.

I find it hilarious how you gen-z idiots get so upset over spinners. Like no one is bemoaning you taking over the entirety of internet talk space with your "ironic memes" bullshit, Let's Plays and retarded grade-F politics, but somehow spinners are the end of culture.

>>379761682
At least pet rocks were amusing to make fun of. Fidget spinners must be some form of mind disease. Italy is always late to fads, but the fact we're riding this one early is concerning somehow.

>>379761682
>Gen-z
Isn't it Gen x "get off my lawn" types who are complaining?

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>>379761337
Can somebody explain what is so great about fidget spinners? I can understand drones and hoverboards, but this meme is just too retarded for me.

>>379762586
They're fun, spinning one atm desu

>>379761682
I just think it's weird. I understand fads but this one eludes me

>>379762586
It's literally just something you do when you have nothing else to do, like repeatedly clicking a pen.

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>>379763121
I play vidya when I have nothing else to do.

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>fidget spinner
>fidget cube
>fidget dodecahedron (often called 12 sided fidget cube for some reason)

whats the next fidget evolution

>>379763416
>whats the next fidget evolution

Masturbation.

>>379763416
fidget pistol

>>379763356
You can spin one while the game loads

>>379762867
it only gets worse from here
shit, i remember couple years ago when it was the animal shaped elastic bands that took off for no fucking reason and it was driving people nuts

>>379765057
>tfw could never get good at yo yos

Why are they inappropriate?

Fidget spinners are nowhere near as bad as the equivalent that my generation had: stupid tiny finger skateboards.

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>>379766256

>insulting fingerboards

>>379766007
Because muh important autism tool

Fidget spinners aren't as autistic as you people and your unbreakable attachment to your phones.
I find it ironic.

>>379766256
God damn that shit was everywhere. And the "tricks" were so fucking lame too.

>>379766256
They always frustrated me.
I had no idea what I was meant to do with it.

>>379766256
Oh god those things

>>379766712
>having a phone
>t. 15 year old with collection of fidget spinners

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>>379766256
>visit local mall
>they actually still have a table with tiny half pipes for people who have finger skateboards

>>379767001
Stop tweeting, autismo.

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>no fags here even mention the grand father of all these fidget toys

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>>379766007
https://archive.fo/XcmcY

Ignoring that plenty of adults with legitimate ADD / OCD use them, and that plenty of parents take their kids hunting, they'd rather just go with the clickbait "You won't believe this shocking thing!" appeal.

>>379761682
Hi generation Z poster how's it going?

>>379761682
>gen-z
You mean the people who are the actual market for these things, IE kids in middle and high school?

I'm 30 and fidget spinners actually look kind of neat to me... maybe it's because I have my own issues with anxiety .

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>>379765057
>when your parents buy you a yoyo but it's not one of those fancy ones that can spin in place

What are some comfy hunting games? Is this one worth getting?

>>379762438
Nope. Millenials and Gen X don't give a fuck. Not even boomers actually care. It's the edgy counter-culture "New Conservative" Gen Z kids who this blew up with and who are now complaining about spinners.

Everyone here has played with toys.
>Grr, but I'm manly now
Kys, fags.

>>379767284
my nephew and nice have one for each. They have tron lights and that's the only cool thing about them.

>>379762586
keeps your hands busy and stops you playing with your WILLY :3

I got one cause I find watching tv boring so it keeps my hands busy when I catch up with all the latest shows I dont wanna miss!™

>>379767126
New fags have no idea about finger boxes, and /v/ is filled with them.

>>379767338

>finally get a yoyo
>it's pink

Why can't they just twirl around butterfly knives like normal kids?

>>379767709
>Get one of those yoyos that are a plastic ball with a spring to quickly make the yoyo come back
>Turns out you can bludgeon your friends with it and have it whip back into your hand like a total badass
>Get it taken away and get ISS in school over it

>>379767709
Did it match your skirt?

>>379767368
I saw a Boomer with one. Then again, he's this weird super liberal redneck type. I guess there's a niche, and it beats people clicking pens, but it is pretty funny when you realize its just China unloading a shitton of sub par bearings.

Reminds me of slap bracelets or the livestrong type bands. I lost a friend because I shot his livestrong wrist band like 40 feet into the ocean like a rubber band and laughed myself to tears. Worth.

Who the fuck pre-orders video games in 2017 aside from losers who can't admit that they're addicted to games?

>>379763919
Masturbation is better.

>>379768283
Normies.

>>379767157
>IE kids in middle and high school?
Psst
Anon
Gen Z is typically anyone born after 1995, the oldest being 21.

>>379768364
Yea, like I said, BESIDES losers who can't admit that they're addicted to games.

>>379761682
>Gen Zombies
what?

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>>379761337
>>379762586
>>379762858
Fucking fidget spinners, ever since yesterday I've been triggered by these things. This literally happened

>be yesterday
>heading down to the local hobby store because they sell lube
>enter store
>"Hi!"
>"Hey"
>"What can i get you?" He asks
>"Lube, silicone based"
>"Alright" he says and heads to the back room
>comes back, puts the lube down on the counter
>"Can i get you something else, like a penis pump?"
>got a bit startled by the question, but don't think it's weird given the circumstances
"No thanks, I'm good"
"How about a fidget spinner?"
>wait whut
>They're quite fun" he says and starts spinning one
>has this cheeky smirk while doing it
>"N-nah man, it's cool…"
>pay
>leave
>mfw this entire ordeal

Was he fucking with me?

>>379768703
Nah, theyre some kind of fad or meme or whatever. I don't blame him for trying to hawk em, easy money while it lasts.

>>379766256
Back the fuck up

>>379767338
Any yoyo can spin in place if you are good enough

>>379761682
No one is bemoaning them really, it's just an easy way to see if someone is an autist.

>>379768703
no. he was just trying to sell you the new fad to make a quick buck

>>379761682

This tbqh. Who gives a fuck what the latest normalfag fad is? People spinning these things literally affects you in no way.

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>>379761682
>millennials thinking they can berate anyone

>>379768703
gonna have some hard gay sex anon?

>>379768552
Normies aren't addicted, they're just susceptible to marketing and feeling pressured to be part of the hot new media.

As someone who has the misfortune of living in the south for the time being this is the perfect insentive. They'll make fun of people for anything that makes someone different, but they are supportive/defensive of their autism/their child's autism.

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>buy one at the gas station on impulse for $5
>dick around with it at my desk while watching cutscenes or waiting for shit

Honestly I don't get the hate. It's fucking fun to use.

>>379761682
youre mixing up laughter and complaining
people aren't complaining, theyre openly mocking you for playing with a toy designed to ease autistic children

>>379770296
I think the hate comes from the fact that it's literally the human equivalent of jingly keys.
Easy way to spot genuine retards.

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>>379768963
>>379769343
Just felt like a odd thing to ask, like "you want a penis pump? No? How about a fidget spinner?"

>>379770026
I fucking wish

>>379761682
People are more angry because they're a transparent marketing ploy.

>>379770495
Except keys are a distraction. The spinner helps me focus.

>>379770296
>i dont get the hate
its popular

>>379770626
The spinner is also a distraction, you literally just stated that you dick around with it while watching cutscenes and waiting for shit.
And at least keys serve an actual function outside of being fun for children and manchildren to jingle.

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>>379761682

Why is it called Generation Z, what's the name of the next one

>>379762586
Remember Yoyos? Especially trick Yoyos like Duncans and the like?
same idea. You can do tricks with them, and show your friends those tricks.

>>379768703
why were you buying lube

>>379770817
Generation a2

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>qt girl at my office uses one

>>379761682
fidget spinners are literally made for autistic children lmao

>>379770750
Your hate for fidget spinners doesn't make up for the fact that you make less than $50,000 a year, anon. Sorry.

>>379765057
I had a duncan butterfly and could do tricks with it at one time.

That was a long time ago.

>>379771054
I'm 20, I'm still in school.
Sorry anon, no need to project over your own autism.

>>379771159
enjoy your unemployment anon

>>379771054
>you make less than $50,000 a year
How is that even relevant at all? Are you poor, sweet cheeks? I can help you with that.

>>379767126
Shit I still have mine

>>379768703
>the guy buying anal lube looks down on the shopkeeper selling meme spinners

i agree that these things are autistic but you're not really in a position to judge anybody lmao

>>379768178
>I lost a friend because I shot his livestrong wrist band like 40 feet into the ocean like a rubber band and laughed myself to tears.
You did a good thing

>>379761682
They're toys designed for little kids with ADHD.

>>379768703
Hobby store must mean something different where you live.

>>379771314
lmao you can't even afford rent this month

Why are spinners different from tops?
I used to have a top that I would spin constantly.

>>379771582
No. It's just dumb toy. The 90's had 10x the amount of dumb toys being released every month but no one said "oh those are just for kids with autism"

>>379771792
Those toys were mainly used by little kids, not teens and grown men defending them online because they're autistic.

>>379771906
You were just a kid at the time. Adults dicked around with toys even during the 90's.

>>379770590
Probably because you bought lube, Anon. He's just trying to upsell.

>>379772063
Prove it.

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>>379767034
I didn't even have a finger skate but still bought those and miniature skateparks because I thought they looked cute

>>379771906
>Those [video games] were mainly used by little kids, not teens and grown men defending them online because they're autistic.

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Truly skilled niggas only use these

>>379772237
Nah, video games were always played by people of all ages, fucking pinball machines were huge in the late 70s and early 80s and most of the time they were full of older teens and young adults.

>>379761337
These things officially told me I was getting old and out of touch. Don't fucking get what the fuck this is, why people like it, or why people think it's cancer, and don't care.

>>379772198
yo-yo's were huge with teens and adults in the 90's, dude

you were a baby though

>>379772434
Sorry but if you play video games past 16, you don't have the right to call others manchildren. That's just how it goes.

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>>379761682
Gen Z is about to rock libs to their core even harder than Trump. Stay mad.

>>379761682
uh im 20 and think they are fucking retarded. We had them when I was a kid at our walmart and no one bought them

now all of a sudden its just blown up, kids gotta have something to piss teachers off

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>>379772460
Yo-yos have been huge with teens and adults for hundreds of years actually.

>kids now """play""" with these things while snapchatting on their brand new iPhones
>kids don't spend their afternoons playing with Beyblades and watching cartoons
I want to go back

>>379766256
what generation is that?
I'm 19 and tech decks were THE thing (along with yu-gi-oh and pokemon but pokemon is gay) when i was in grade school

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>>379772703
Thousands of years*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85HSayVAC6U

>>379772753
Back to the past?

>>379770826

>Duncan
>trick yoyo

Duncan just made them in different shapes
If you wanted a trick yoyo, you went for YoMega because they had the bearings and springs so they'd never stop spinning and shit

>>379772753
Gen before would say the same thing about cartoons and beyblade. Also pogs>gayblade, youngfag.

>>379772895
Greatest board game commercial ever. Nothing will ever come close. We litterally had a freaking short movie play every time this came on tv.

>>379772993
SSSHH SHHAAO

>>379772460
>Comparing yo-yos to a fad toy
You're not too smart huh nigger?

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>>379772595
>basing yourself upon a failed regime that sends young, healthy people to the slaughter
>that probably fabricated the attack on Buenos Aires
>that is almost a carbon copy of facist regime, and the film show clearly how fucking awful it is at his job
Why ?

>>379773195
There was a fad like resurgence in the late 90s. I had a book called yoyo for klutzes or something. Got out of it after I spent good money on a brain and it wouldn't sleep at all, just immediately sling back towards your face.

>>379768440
Psst
Anon
[Spoiler]19 year olds and older have graduated from high school[Spoiler]

>>379773502
>There was a fad like resurgence in the late 90s.
Early 60s*

>>379773195
Hi underage.

Yo-yos were a huge fad in the 90's, along with tons of other dumb plastic toys.

Is this fidget spinner shit some kind of CIA psyop that came out of nowhere like that blue/gold dress thing?

>>379772895
As somebody who actually had one of these.

Shit does get real.
But the toy itself is pretty fragile me and my brother broke it once and had to PLEAD to our parents for a loan that I worked off by doing chores.

>>379773331
Why are you erecting strawmen, my dude?

Calling everyone you disagree with a Nazi worked out so well before, after all.

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>>379761682
stop hating, we had our stuff too

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>>379773024
>>379770826
>Duncans
bumble bee niggaz.
tfw I used to yoyo

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>>379762586

They are just little knick knacks, like a yoyo

Fun to idly mess with, I would never use one in public or spend money on it, but eh.

Better than pogs if i'm honest.

>>379773680
see
>>379773627

The yo-yo fad started in the 60s you dumbass.
The fad in the 90s was those stupid fucking finger skateboards, furbies, and garbage pail kids.

>>379772595
gen-z can't even legally vote and millennials outnumber gen-z as is

>>379773627
Hence, "resurgence."

Does anyone have that E3 drinking game with "fidget spinner preorder bonus" in it?

>>379773941
And Beanie Babies. And right at the tail end of the 90s, Pokemon exploded.

>>379767139
There's no research or study to indicate that fidget spinners help.

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>>379771371
Im not looking down on him, i was just really startled by the question and his demeanor, like he just shilling dick pumps and fidget spinners.

>>379771619
>Hobby store must mean something different where you live.

Granted, I do live in Sweden and faggotry is quite rampant here but it is a legitimate hobby store. They sell hover boards and drones and what you'd usually find in a hobby store, they just happen to sell erotic stuff too. It's kinda funny because the local sex shop went out of business.

>>379773829
I'm not calling you a nazi, I'm asking why you identify with a film with the literal nazis.

>>379767709
I see no problem

>>379774240
He also probably doesn't know the film was a satirical take on those nazis.

>>379773331
Because their ancestors chose religion over education and told them that minorities are responsible for their hardships.


>>379772595
Their single minded devotion to sticking it to liberals is incredible. Get a job, retard. Blame yourself for being a lazy underachiever.

>>379773943
That's why I said about to, meaning soon or presently, not at this moment or previously.

Fun facts:
>A 2016 U.S. study found that church attendance during young adulthood was 41% among Generation Z, compared with 18 percent for Millennials at the same ages, 21 percent of Generation X, and 26 percent of baby boomers.[52]

Generation Z is generally more risk-averse in certain activities than earlier generations. In 2013, 66% of teenagers (older members of Generation Z) had tried alcohol, down from 82% in 1991. Also in 2013, 8% of Gen. Z teenagers never or rarely wear a seat belt when riding in a car with someone else, as opposed to 26% in 1991.[49]

Research from the Annie E. Casey Foundation conducted in 2016 found Generation Z youth had lower teen pregnancy rates, less substance abuse, and higher on-time high school graduation rates compared with Millennials. The researchers compared teens from 2008 and 2014 and found a 40% drop in teen pregnancy, a 38% drop in drug and alcohol abuse, and a 28% drop in the percentage of teens who did not graduate on time from high school.[53][54]

According to The Daily Telegraph, Generation Z is keen to look after their money and make the world a better place.

Prepare your anus.

>>379773954
Again, that resurgence occurred in the 60s.

>>379773943
>gen-z can't even legally vote
Again, the oldest of Gen Z are 21.

>>379774595
about to? people in their 20's barely vote as is, gen-z won't be a viable voting block until the mid 2020's

>>379773024
Duncan made those as well, but here's the thing: Those 'trick yoyos' were yoyos on easy mode.
Literal beginner yoyos.

The one Duncan made was called the 'Fireball'. It was marketed for beginners because they could walk the dog perfectly every time. It would never not return after a ~5 second walk.

>>379773941
>The yo-yo fad started in the 60s you dumbass.
You fucking illiterate moron.

I'm saying WHEN it started you god damned idiot. I'ms saying the 90's had a huge yo yo fad.

Learn to fucking read you god damn subhuman.

>>379774617
Yeah, and one resurgence doesn't make another moot. They aren't mutually exclusive.

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>people seriously think these autistic toy fads are a recent phenomenon
People were fucking buying TOY ROCKS in the 70's.

>>379774972
And people called them retards back then too, what's your point?

>>379773941
>>379773627

>The yo-yo fad started in the 60s you dumbass.

Wrong. Trick Yoyos were a thing of the 90's.

Yoyos in the 60's couldn't do tricks. They weren't made with a spinning axle in mind.

Yoyos that could 'walk' were a 90's invention.

>>379774240
You might be reading a little too deeply into the joke, pal

>>379774828
Don't get mad when they vote in droves, then. They're considered the most patriotic, conservative, and politically engaged generation since the Great and Forgotten generations.

>>379775047
I guess I'm wondering why people are complaining about them in the first place. Why do you care?

>>379775047
First reply best reply.

>>379771371
if God didn't want me to shove things up my butt, he wouldn't have put my G-spot up there

it's the God spot

>>379774595
>patriotic
>when the news is constantly keeping tabs of Trump's every goof and misstep
Teenagers are all making fun of Trump as well, after this nobody is going to want something on his level again.

>>379775283
Same reason people complained about pet rocks you stupid autist; it's people paying money for what is essentially a shiny pebble.
It's like that one kid on the playground that you could get to give you $5 for a shiny rock except on a societal level.

>>379775607
Criticizing the president is probably the most patriotic thing you can do.

>>379775454
I think most fags are lame (probably just a vocal minority), and this is a pretty good argument.

Like when somebody gets mad I pick and flick on a hike. I just tell them there's a reason that all primate's nostrils are large enough to accommodate a finger.

>>379774225
SWEDEN
E
Y

>>379774225
As far as I know, in america hobby stores means arts and crafts.

>>379775454
Amen and Hallelujah

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>>379775607
>Implying they aren't going to elect Pence

>>379774595
>church attendance during young adulthood was 41% among Generation Z
>Uneducated retards each have 6 kids and flood the population with more uneducated retards.

I have a sliver of hope for the new generation though. I recognize that my perception is skewed by Millennials and Boomers, and that Gen Z might be learning from their parents mistakes.

>>379775728
As long as he isn't Republican, if you criticized Bush you were a terrorist sympathizer who didn't care about the average American's safety, if you criticize Trump you're a butthurt sjw libtard antifa cuck who's mad that it wasn't Hillary's turn.

>>379775761
I either pick in the shower or over a sink. Don't do it in public you retard.

>>379775607
Funny thing is, I'd vote Republican even if the Democratic candidate was more appealing, unlikely as it may br, for the sole reason that the media actually does its job and all politicians do sketchy shit. Although, with Trump they've gone off the rails. But the contrast of dubya and bobama opened my eyes.

Gen z media trust is probably in the basement.

>>379776057
Kek, do you actually believe this doesn't happen on the other side?
I hate this shit where people pretend Republicans and Democrats aren't two sides of the same shit coin.
You're BOTH terrible, hence why a lot of people don't fucking vote.

>>379776057
That's nothing new.
But that's nothing compared to liberal progressive Woodrow Wilson.
If you criticized Woodrow Wilson or the war, you would get tarred and feathered or lynched. He felt that any criticism of the government whatsoever was treason and passed several laws enforcing this.

>>379775728
>constantly making talking points out of the most insignificant things
>pushing narratives that have been proven false countless times as if they're true
>deliberate misquoting, cutting off footage and editing when convenient
>giving absurd coverage to either pointless shit or false narratives, while other, actually important world news gets 5 mins of coverage before getting canned.

Criticism is important, too bad there's not much of it these days.

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>>379771619
My hobby is masturbating.

>>379767368

>It's the edgy counter-culture "New Conservative" Gen Z kids who this blew up with and who are now complaining about spinners.

Source that it's younger people complaining?

>>379775968
>/pol/ and the alt-right treat islam and sharia law as some evil boogeyman that will take away our freedoms and make memes about some in the closet fundie christian that would take away your right to drink on sundays and force everyone into some shitty church service and govern according to old testament values

>>379776203
Nah, man. I'm not carrying extra weight and littering or carrying booger rags when outdoors.

I snot rocket instead whenever possible.

>>379776292
I agree anon.
There's plenty to criticize with trump in my stinky opinion.

>>379776520
Most muslims believe sharia law should be the law of the land, i.e. actual law as well.

>>379776520
>people say blue as blue

>>379775454
It's just left over from when you were still developing. Everyone is the same before sex is truly determined, same reason why men have nipples.

>>379776581
To add, I'm mostly a germaphobe. But hiking or snowboarding it just makes more sense.

I wash my hands to cracking when I'm cooking for people at home.

>>379776234
>You're BOTH terrible
Reminder that Trump won the presidency after slandering Obama's status as an American citizen.

I would say "wow you wasted your money" and stuff but then I remember how many magic the gathering cards I bought as a kid...

>>379767356
>Is this one worth getting?
Definitely not. The best hunting game out right is probably TheHunter Call of the Wild or TheHunter classic which is F2P.

>>379776793
Is that supposed to be your counter-argument against you both being terrible?

>>379776057
Dude, if you didn't like Obama's tie choice people called you racist.

>>379776724
uhh, no. i told you it's my God-spot. do you need a demonstration of the power it has?

>>379776848
>I remember how many magic the gathering cards I bought as a kid
>as a kid
y-yeah, haha, as a kid..

>>379777006
Dude, Obama's choice of what mustard he uses on his burger is a scandal worthy of Watergate.

>>379776704
And Christians like Mike Pence believe Christianity's laws and morals should be the law of the land as well.

I wouldn't even know what these things are if it weren't for the people bitching about them desu

>>379776520
I'm not even anti gay or religious, but most blacks and Mexicans are, whether Baptist or Catholic or whatever. That alone grabs some votes off of the Democratic plantation.

The left identity politics shit need to chill, because they are generating a tsunami of backlash.

>>379776583
Not too much for me, but there's definitely some issues. I wish we could have gotten an actual conservative rather that the old school democrat we got with Trump.

Never the less, happy he won, and love seeing the left trash about and eat they're own.

Progressive is a disgusting cancer that must be purged, then we can just go back to more level headed classical liberal vs. conservatives. Maybe we can finally get on the track to shrinking government and states rights, and hopefully kill the welfare state.

>>379777143
It was on a hotdog iirc.

>>379776724
Men nipples have practical use though, there was this guy who breastfed his baby when his wife passed.

>>379777309
That doesn't make sharia law better. It doesn't change how undesirable that is.

>Going from non existent to hearing about these things all the fucking time overnight.

Not that I was ever connected to popular culture but this is weird for me.

>>379776375
That might as well be my job with how much I do it.

>>379777309
and opinion polls show that most Christians in this country that most wouldn't what beliefs enforced by government, but rather enforced with family values.

Also, comparing Christian Doctrine to Sharia law is laughable.

>>379763416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0jFPQ4ROLs
They actually made it.

>>379776991
No, but I'm perpetually shocked that this resonated with half the country.

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>>379777143
Sean Hannity cover it once and I laughed at the stupidity. Although maybe he was subtly hinting towards the $65k of "hotdogs" flown in from Chicago without losing his job.

Meanwhile, well done steak, Christie meatloaf, two scoops, ketchup blah blah, got far more coverage.

Pro tip to oldfaggots: shills and transplants fucking hate this picture,and it makes them reticent to bump.

>>379777658
>and opinion polls show that most Christians in this country that most wouldn't what beliefs enforced by government, but rather enforced with family values
can you repeat that in english?

>>379761682
This. I'd be more interested in the fact that I think that's a stock image of a bear I've seen before.

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>Thread devolves into conservashits crying about big bad people they don't like
Everytime.

>>379778093
>that's a stock image of a bear I've seen before

Where'd you two meet? I hope he's alright.

>>379777309
The large majority of Christians believe that homosexuality shouldn't be illegal with a state enforced death penalty. Or even illegal.

Compared to muslims who believe that yes, stone the fags. And believe that men and women shouldn't be allowed to eat together in the same place. Or that women shouldn't have free fucking will when they're married. Or be allowed to leave in public unescorted. Simply put, moderate muslim beliefs are fucking repulsive to pretty much any westerner.

>>379777936
>that pic

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>379777892
Moreso that people didn't give a fuck.

>>379778014
I think he means to say that opinion polls show Christians want to keep they're culture and pass it along within their families rather than wanting government to enforce it as law.

>>379767126
Hey, a good fingerbox still goes for a lot in the collectors market.

>>379778014
He said that most Christians in this country don't believe the government should pass laws based on the penalties of the old testament.

>>379761337
>Check out this inappropriate gift.
Hey when you're out on the hunt and sitting with your finger up your ass waiting for meat to walk by you could use some gentle autism relaxation.

>>379761682
Thanks for the new pasta.

>>379778204
Nah, fuck pedos. I only got the pizza lingo connection because sick fucks like you were somewhat enabled here early on.

>>379761682
fpbp and anyone who doesn't agree is pure summer

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>>379763416
>Autism toy

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>>379777309

>Protestants are fucking stupid

I am SHOCKED.

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>>379777810

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>>379778474
They might be new summer, but you are the summer of yore that never left.

Our own eternal September, of sorts.

>>379778318
Thanks

>>379778183
The large majority of Muslims who live in this country don't believe this and are accepting of secular society.

>>379778828
>so defensive about being a summerfag he's got this shopped picture prepared in case someone hurts his delicate gen Z feelings

delete your 4chan account

>>379778761
fuck off papist scum

>>379779016
I literally pulled it off jewgle after writing the post, cuck.

What's better - fidget gimmicks (cube/spinner) or the tried and true fidget Ritalin?

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>>379778761
Not even religious, but this shit was retarded. Old Pope resigns, which is rare as fuck, they don't do any of the ceremonies including the smoke, and everything is kept hush hush as fuck.

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>>379778985
>The large majority of Muslims who live in this country don't believe this and are accepting of secular society.

The ones living in this country right now? Sure.

This is why people have problems with immigration. Because the muslims who are _moderates_ believe that insulting islam or criticizing it should be illegal. These are the beliefs of the moderate muslims that wish to immigrate here. The vast majority of moderate muslims believe these things anon. These aren't crazy extremist views. these are the MODERATE ones.

>>379777936
Man, Obama was a cool dude.

>>379779303
Fidgets spinners have literally zero science or research suggesting they are of any help.

i go to my video games forum to mock toys that aren't videa games. How cool am I? I don't even talk about videa games! I DON'T EVEN GET KARMA! IT'S ALL ANONYMOUS!!!!

But hey, I spend my free time being edgy, making fun of mentally challenged people and looking for the newest, hottest meme, so i can hate the fucking normies when the find out about it.

>>379777503
This, it was so weird.
>Walking around in the city one day
>Like 4 pop-up stalls consisting of uni students spinning things in their hands and trying to get people to buy... something? That spins? What is this shit
>A day or two later I see a fucking news report extolling the psychological (lol) virtues of using a fidget spinner for kids with ADHD
>A wave of total apathy towards the West washes over me just in time for a fresh spate of Ramadan terrorist attacks

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>>379778204
>>379778204
I also enjoy desperately falseflagging, fellow crew.

>>379777503

It's called changing timeline.

>>379763416
fidget sphere

>>379779428
>this shit was retarded

You say his because you don't understand the symbolism. Washing the feet is supposed to represent the humility of the Christ, who we should strive to emulate in our lives.

>Now that I, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also should wash one another’s feet

The son of God washed his disciples feet. Why should the Pope do any less? Because that guy is black and it makes you uncomfortable?

>>379779920
I just hope Trump has a better time machine than the CIA. Needs to get that forcefield Tesla called a wall up and running.

>>379761337
Fidget spinner fad is actually really good, it means I can bulk order them from China and sell them at a 500% markup to kids.
Fads that get my business flourishing are good for me.

>>379779997
It's just part of /pol/'s ongoing narrative that the current Pope is a left-wing cuck who wants to flood Europe with Muslims and Africans.

>>379779997
And he just happens to be a refugee foot kissing socialist. Convenient.

How are fidget spinners any different from the yo-yo craze? At least they do something unlike fucking trading cards and cosmetic DLC

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>>379761682
I don't even know what this shit is man.

Best thing about getting older is not giving a fuck anymore.

There are going to be so many thrown out fidget spinners after 5 years.

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>>379780162
>Sells fad toys.
>"business"

>>379780239
I haven't played in years, but magic is chess level fun unless someone has game breaking cards.

Most modern DLC can choke on its own vomit, though.

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Fidget spinners are ironic right?

What's next, pet rocks?

>>379770817
Generation Super

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>>379771619
>his hobby isn't anal

>>379780373
More like six months. It's like if Pokemon Go was a physical toy, we'd be seeing that littering every trashcan.

>>379768297
This, however, nowadays with loading times being less than 5 or 10 seconds, the most I can do is just massage my bulge. No time to take off pants or wrap my hand around and jerk

>>379770817
Alpha I've heard bandied around. We'll see.

>>379761337

It's just another fad for autistic kids. It'll pass.

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>>379780185
Wasn't Jesus a refugee? And a sandnigger? And a socialist rebel?

I'm an atheist so I'm not up on religion101 but that's what I remember from Christmas plays.

>>379780185

>Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

>>379780239
>At least they do something unlike fucking trading cards
What? It's literally the opposite. I'm not even one of the people hating on them, but still. Cards you can either collect or play games with them (like Pokemon or Magic). Yo-yos can do tons of tricks too. Fidget spinners are LITERALLY a one-trick pony. They spin, and that's it.

>>379780442
You can simply play Chess, Go, or any decent video game. Without spending boatloads of money

>>379771054

Christ you moved the entire playing field and both goalposts.


Also, people who say it helps them focus you quite literally retarded.

>>379770817
The next generation will be called the last generation.

>>379780816
American """"Christians""""" are hardly Christian at all, they worship wealth and look down on the poor.

>>379780816
>And a sandnigger?

He was a Sephardic Jew.

>>379763416
fidget tesseract

Why back in my day we rolled two balls around in our hands to focus, like real men.

>>379780816
I'm an agnostic atheist raised Catholic Christian in a school full of nuns and he was indeed most of those things, but people only accept the part of truth they want to hear.
There's no doubt Jesus would slap the shit out of the majority of the people who declare themselves Christian nowadays, specially Americans and specially-specially /pol/tards.

OP is proving that /v/ is infested with people well below the age of 18. I would have never known what a fidget spinner was or cared if you little faggots that weren't even alive when 4chan was created were on here.

>>379781080
>>379781346
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theology

This is the bullshit Americans and /pol/ believes in, if they grew up before the internet they'd be throwing their cash away to televangelists on TV.

>>379773514
Psst
Anon
ctrl + s

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>>379781539
>It is based on interpretations of the Bible that are traditional to Judaism

Who would have guessed?

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>>379781645
Ha ha! Time for jewing goyim!

Man
I feel like we're getting too unsettled at the prospect of having nothing to do but think
I thought it was getting bad with my generation ('93) with how addicted we all are to smart phones and kinda wondered how adversely it was impacting me but now there's literally a market for filling literally any few seconds of solitary being that manage to slip through the cracks in the screen

I'm probably getting old but its pretty weird.

>>379780432
It's called opportunism, anon. I have a legitimate job, but a side-profit is always welcome.

>>379781821
Not your personal blog, faggot.

You wanna feel old? Not being able to call you underage b& makes me feel fucking old.

>>379780370
the only sane post in this thread

>>379782106
The whole thread is about fidget spinners why did you single me out mister

>>379761682
>Spending 20 bucks for a fucking autismo gadget
>when I could spend the money on a decent-HQ onahole, or a video game, or video game DLC, or food for my pets, or even a pet, or literally anything better than a fucking autism gadget.
I know this is bait, but still holds true for anyone that actually buys that shit.

>>379782032
Don't listen to him, he's probably some communist or anarchist. You're doing what you have to do to look after your own. Let the idiots have their glorified bearings, and smile as you take their money, I say.

>>379761337
why is it "inappropriate"?

>>379782339

I guess the logic is
>fidget spinners are for kids
>guns and hunting are not

>>379782265
This isn't Facebook, dickbait. I didn't single you out aside from your whiny, pubescent post.

>>379768703
>Was he fucking with me?
Are you fucking with me?

>>379765203
I never could either, but I remember watching a thing about a kid who was basically bred for doing yo-yo tricks. That's not hyperbole by the way, both the kid's parents were yo-yo champions.
It made me jealous as a kid, but as an adult I realize there's some guy out there with no real marketable skill other than "Hey bro, check out this sweet yo-yo trick."

>>379782471
You're doing it again sir please stop you're making me feel bad

>>379761337
simulator game comes with an autism spinner sounds about right

>>379782471
>dickbait
what did he mean by this

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>>379782627
>"Hey bro, check out this sweet yo-yo trick."

>>379780469
Already done in the 70's

>>379780816
Jesus wasn't a refugee, he was always safe from where he was born. He was also not a sandnigger but just a different ethnicity than northern or western european whites. He was also not a socialist because a socialist believes in an economic model.

>>379782675
Okay. Sorry. You seem alright.

>>379776226
Not what you mean, you might but Gen Z probably wouldn't. How was dubya better compared to Obama anyways?

>>379782784
It's like Christmas morning all over again

not turning your fidget spinner into a swastika and sticking in on your local synagogue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15QSaVF6rac

>>379762586
Israeli invention and jewish marketing

was used as a mean to calm autistic children but since all children born in the past |20 years are autistic due to fluoride, estrogen, videogames, TV, psychotropics, weed and other garbage fed by the international jewry it became a hit.
Foolproof plan.

>>379783947
>was used as a mean to calm autistic children
Zero proof that fidget spinners have ever had any effect.

>>379783398
Obama was basically a double dose of dubya but the media was too busy fellating that smooth talking, jack legged negro to say shit.

He allowed all of the sunset clauses to be extended on terrible domestic surveillance, a la Patriot act, NSA and Snowden shit. He killed the shuttle replacement plant and allocated the funds to a "Muslim outreach program" under NASA. Fast and furious scandal is scary in that no one had been prosecuted, the AG should have been hung. Benghazi was a cluster fuck of incompetence, at best. The Uranium One deal is gigantically suspicious, overseen by Hillary as SoS and Obama as POTUS. I believe we sold something like 20% of our uranium reserves and production to Russia and had Putin writ all over it. But muh Drumf.

>>379784202
Huh

Well I guess there's no point in politics, seems like everybody sucks.

What's the point in anything.

>>379784202
Also, the IRS fuckery of targeting conservative foundations whilst Media Matters continued to flood the internet to this day. David Brock needs killin'.

>>379784064
just like most garbage prescribed to children who are diagnosed with meme shit like ADD for being too masculine that castrates them while people who want to cut off their dicks are enabled.

You're in a post-sabbatean world sonny, you don't need proof or effectiveness, just mass marketing and chemical brainwashing, read Jacob Frank's doctrine.

>>379784373
The red pill is a hard one to swallow. Take a nap. Clear your head and play some vidya afterwards.

>>379785002
>Red pill
Sorry man I'm still not that deep in despair.

>>379785184
Not Reddit TRP, they're meh best. Nothing wrong with lifting and self confidence, though.

Just realizing slowly that most people in power lie, including the media. Machiavellians rise to the top, unfortunately. It hurt my soul when I realized this.

>>379763416
Public masturbation permits.

>>379776520
https://life.spectator.co.uk/2016/10/a-handy-guide-to-left-wing-people-for-the-under-10s/

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>>379785712
Well folks what's the point in anything then. What's the point of going on in life knowing that it doesn't really matter in the biggest picture.


Its not like all the video games I like I'm good at so as if that will help.

>>379786163
You live for yourself, dude.

Whether that's stuffing your face with pizza rolls as you play DOTA before jacking off to some wierd shit, or becoming a Chad and slamming herpes infested Stacie Roasties, I'm not going to judge.

Live and let live.

>>379770817
Lol with drumpf in power there will be no other generation since we're all fucking dead. get ready to worship Chinese cock you bigot.

>>379786473
I'm just going to have some shard of false hope because I don't think I want to live anymore man.

>>379786626
Man, I'm just fucking with you. I have loaded firearms within an arm's reach and I'd never do that shit.
You're better than that, man.

>>379774225
>Granted, I do live in Sweden
Oh, that explains it.

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>>379786782
Actually, no.

Maybe we merely are looking at it wrong. I'm still going to grasp at whatever hope u still have.

>>379786523
no way fag

>>379779878
what is this picture trying to prove

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>toy is supposedly to get kids to stop being so attached their phones/games/tablet/device
>ended up making every kid with a camera record themselves playing with it and uploading it to youtube

Nice job, science

>>379761682
I'm extremely confused as to which group you're mad at.
>People who are mad at fidget spinners
>People who constantly use memes ironically
>People who like let's plays
These are all completely different groups.
Either way, nobody really thinks fidget spinners are that bad aside from the usual fearmongering middle-aged artist who thinks he's the new Banksy by saying "NEW THING BAD".
It's just that the concept of a game's pre-order bonus being a fidget spinner is silly.

>>379767338
>try to break in a new yoyo
>finally get the fucking thing spinning
>have fun for a bit
>misjudge distance somehow and shatter it on the ground
I have done this an alarming amount of times

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>>379787028
I mean, if your truly dedicated to an heroing, at least take out the people that wronged you and made you feel that way first.

A dying persons agonal breathes may even make you reconsider taking your own life.though prison is no cakewalk.

>>379776415
>Source that it's younger people complaining?

You're always sure to find people making unreasonable demands for sources on 4chan. I think it's those same gen-z kids that never learned how to debate because their entire upbringing had zero-conflict as a central ideal. So they think asking for source is some sort of general debate tactic and don't consider the timing, tactic, or how ludacris the request is when it can be answered by simple observation.

>"Men like fast cars!"
>"Yeah, I'm gonna need source on that."
>"Let me go find that independent peer-reviewed scientific research paper where outlining whether or not those 100,000 randomly surveyed men from different races, incomes, and regions liked fast cars. Because, you know, companies pay scientists millions of dollars to research such things."

>>379787480

>ludacris

>>379787441
There's too many good vida to play and too many places to go and people too see. It's a wonderful world, anon, go and hug your family man, you need it.

>>379763416
Fidget dildo

>>379761337
is it going to be a good sim or one of THOSE games.

>>379767034
I remember being a regular on tech deck forums way back in 2000. Some guy had the idea for public fingerboard skateparks.

Thought it was fucking dumb.

>>379766256
>>379767034

Thanks for reminding me how gay this planet is. I had forgotten about those little toy skateboards.

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>>379768149
>ISS in school
>In-school suspension in school

>>379778093
I too recognise that gay blowjob

>>379789470
but skateboards are pretty rad, dude

>>379789470
>>379766256
Honestly that shit was at least customizable.
Fidget spinners just spin.

>>379791793
>He didn't vape mod his fidget spinner
LMAOing at ur life rn

>>379763416
I'm actually autistic and I would love to have the thing in your pic

>>379761337
That's a pretty good application for one.
I like it.