He has a point

Why is the switch such a shit console?

>>379757919
EA is that you?

>Who McWhopants

>>379757919
made by neotendo

Pre-recorded is for pussies. Sony manages to have the best E3 with live footage.

>>379757796
Pretty much, I'd rather get 15 minutes of game news than 40 minutes of shit like
>We're here to celebrate gaming
>Stuttering
>Irrelevant hosts
>We listened to you, the players
>Pre order DLC
>etc

>>379757919
it has no games

>>379757982
>Can't find one even if you wanted a switch
>Doghouse still fucking up translations
>Nintendo still being retarded
>New Mario looks like a fucking abomination
>Still an underpowered overpriced piece of shit console with paid online
>Still no games

>>379758184
That has nothing to do with it being live.
I wouldn't defend Nintendo for giving up on live shows.

He says that now.

>12 minutes devoted to Rabbids cancer
>5 minutes of Mario Odyssey
>3 minutes of Pokemon Sun/Moon same fucking game remix with one or two additional things

Yep. Can't wait.

literally who?

Who the fuck is this stupid faggot why should I care?

>>379757796

literally who?

Amusing how people continue to deny this.

Losing E3 will be a big blow to third party devs, I think.

Then what's the fucking point of E3?
Just a bunch of prerecorded ads? The reason Nintendo doesn't do that is because Miyamoto is still asshurt about the Skyward Sword presentation debacle.

E3 is a tradition for the industry and most gamers. It's fun. The mistakes and cringe are fun.

>>379757796
>mega-cringe
It hasn't even been that bad this year.

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Besides Sony intro last E3 do people think their format was bad? All they did was show game after game without 20 mins pauses

>>379757796
>Manchild can't wait for childish things

SHOCKING?!

>>379758414

They already said no 3DS games during the Spotlight... so no Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon. You're such a dumbass

>>379758602
Go to bed Cody

>>379758647
This. E3 without the awkwardness is no E3 at all.

Kojima was cringe too last year, but his game was literally the most interesting one

Who cares if they can't into social, mute the stream for a bit until the cringefeel is gone

Do you people seriously have a longterm memory of less than a year? This EA conference was totally fine cringewise. Like seriously, there was more enthusiasm and charm on the stage with the guy who makes that prison game than there is at most presentations.

>>379758320
It has everything to do with it, they literally need to pad their time with nonsense and make people feel important, even the directs filled with developers talking crap were much shorter than any live presentation, not to mention the fucking musical numbers they are compelled to cram in. I rather take the loss of hype new announcements with crowds over all the other waste of time.

The cringe is fun. Cutting down to announcements would just disappoint you an hour quicker.

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>>379758602
why is this underaged not banned

Length means nothing. Nintendo's 2015 digital event was nearly 50 minutes of pure agony.

Remember last year when all they had to show was fucking Pokémon and BOTW, and people still claim they won E3?

>not enjoying the cringe

It's like he doesn't know the secret to immortality

>>379758709

It was great and they already said they are doing it this year as well.

>>379758709
No one is blaming Sony. It's usually Microsoft, indies and third parties that make E3 shit : EA, Ubisoft, Square, etc.

Sony's conferences are much more professional and watchable in contrast.

>>379759042
>waste of time
You got better things to do than watch video game conferences on the internet?

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>>379758317
>I couldn't get one myself but I know it's shit anyway!

You're trying way too hard to fit in, summerfag.

>>379757796
>mattmcmuscles
>irl matt is obese
cringe

>>379759110
Metrics don't lie anon.

>>379759110
They did.

>>379758976
This Kojima showing up in the flesh, walking out on stage, was an exciting moment. It's times like that mixed in with Aisha Tyler bumbling through talking about shit she doesn't care about that makes E3 what it is. Of course, she's not around this year, so we'll have to see how entertainingly cringeworthy Ubi can be without her.

DUDE LIKE UGH SO CRINGE -__-

>>379758180
I legitimately fell asleep through one of them.

>>379759274
ah its one of these retards

>>379759110
That's every year. I'm not shitting on Nintendo, but every year anons circle jerk around Ninentdo claiming less is more.

>Matt is right about something
Well that is new

I still don't get him hating on Eliza in the Tekken fisticuffs

I like how Matt is complaining about cringe when he is by far the cringiest part of his own youtube channel.

>>379759110
They did tho

>>379759269
I'm sure some might enjoy it as a conference but I mostly care about the news, hence why I prefer the pre-recorded take on it.

>>379759269
What about playing video games?

>>379757796
no argument here

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>Matt's opinion on anything

>>379759269
Just give me the announcements with none of the pr fluff.

>>379759269
>>379759756
Oh, forgot what board I was on.

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The cringe is the only reasons we like these things, fuck off with your bland cookie cutter bullshit.

>>379757796

>using cringe
>mega-cringe

Hearing this word makes me wince.

same thing as every year then? nintendo wins because they cut the cinematic bullshit and actually play games

>>379758904
>>379758647
the only reason I watch E3 live anymore is to laugh at how dumb it is with people online

without the cringe I would just stop watching and instead catch up on the main trailers later on

>>379759929
Would you say.... it makes you.... cringe?

>>379759110
Pokemon wins by default.

>>379759929
>Wince
You make me recoil in disgust.

>>379758602
Fuck off Cody

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Nintenbro minds are defective. Don't listen to anything they say.

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>>379759992
>nintendo wins

>>379757796

Yeah, those muppet Miyamoto and Reggie being "funny" in skits is always much better.

Just show trailers and fuck off.

>>379758784
Wait what? Source please.

I thought I will see a new trailer...

>>379759608
>Not liking the gully gully simspsons mcfartgas
GTFO

>>379760207
Not before you suck me off.

>>379758709
I despise their "gameplay" videos. I'd rather have a prerendered trailer with no gameplay than watch something that pretends so hard to look genuine and honest.
Also they like the smell of their farts a little to much. That being said, they're usually in the top 2.

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>>379758317
>New Mario looks like a fucking abomination
i really hope you're not talking about odyssey

>>379757796
>he has a point

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>>379760259
>that based pic
True that dawg. Can't wait for Shitendo's conference to be even worse than 2008.

>>379759992
>nintendo wins because they abandon an important confence to shill their baby retard "games" on their (((directs)))

>>379760631
>literally a Mario reskin of Sonic 06
>not an abomination
Nintendailures are this delusional.

>>379757796
I only watch video game events for the cringe so why would I waste my time with Nintendo's sterile shit?

What was cringe worthy about that conference? it was bland though

>>379757796
Seeing things go as wrong as possible is the only reason to watch, retard

>>379757796
Report false flagging fake nintenbros. Real nintendo fans dont start console war threads

>>379759274
>summerfag
damn I haven't heard that in years

>>379757796
This falls apart when Nintendo still has long segments devoted to people talking about their inspiration and how they love games and hope gamers will really enjoy their game
They could cut out all the fat if they really wanted to, but then it would just be even more obvious that they don't have that much to show in the first place

>>379760631
Of course he's talking about Odyssey. All of the environments looked like trash. The only cool looking thing about it is Mario using his hat as a projectile/stepping stone.

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>>379759110
>and people still claim they won E3?
And they'll win again this year thanks to SMO and all the other titles

>>379760631
>Open world meme
>Looks like a fan made unreal engine project
>Humans straight out of Sonic 06

How are drones actually excited about this? I know Switch is starving for games but holy shit get some standards.

>>379760813
Gee I dunno maybe the whole session?

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>>379759247
>Sony Conferences
>Bearable
>DUDE SALES CIRCLEJERK
>Game are serious business, here's a orchestra to play over God Of My Wifes Son
>Chubby babyfaced faggot Adam Boyfucker shows up to give shout outs to Reddit and Neofag
>"Playstation fans have always loved shenmue" despite not a single Shenmue game ever being on a Sony console
>Jerking off Kojimas ego despite him not making a single worthwhile game since 2001
>20 minute Horizon demo
>CAWADOOTY
>Flamboyant Britbong comes out to spout platitudes and jerk off sales some more
Naw faggot.

>>379760289
>hating muppets

>>379758317
>New Mario looks bad
What the fuck even

>>379760289
Fuck off faggot. The muppets were the only good part of their presentation.

Fuck off, Matt
You're the worst part of a bad channel, and the fact that you think you can charge money for access to a twitch archive is fucking nonsense

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>>379757796
yeah thank god nintendo never does tha..

SHUT THE FUCK UP MATT I WISH IT WAS YOU WHO LEFT INSTEAD OF LIAM

>>379757796

>not loving the cringe
>not loving shitposting on /v/
>not loving the forced memes

Fuck off

>>379761139
>getting this upset over a videogame company

How ironic.

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>>379760259

>>379761164
when you build your life around games like this guy did I think it starts losing it's fun.

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>>379760903
>open world meme
you mean like all the other 3d mario games that aren't 3d land/world?
nigger how the fuck can you consider yourself someone who plays video games when you havent played super mario 64
i thought sonygrows had better bait than this

>>379760887
>>379760903
Couldn't agree more. Mario Odyssey looks to be one of the shittiest games of 2017, and there is no debating this. Maybe nobody's replying because they're too butthurt.

>>379761017
But it fucking does retard, you would know this if you saw the trailer.

>>379761139
Hahaha, fucking accurate as fuck.

>>379761257
We're upset because Shitendo is a company that insults us gamers over and over again, yet they always come with a readily available legion of dicksuckers who praise the ground they walk on. Fucking scumbags.


>>379761357
>taking the centrist cuck option
Oy vey...

Pick a side faggot or fuck off.

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>>379757919
Check this mad fagit.

>>379760259
PS4 has no games, only Bloodborne.

>>379761513
>...
OUTED

>>379761615
And Horizon, which was literally closer to a real Zelda game that Fag of the Shit ever will be.

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>>379758976
>but his game was literally the most interesting one

It wasn't even a game, it was a proof of concept. Chances are it's going to be a completely different game by the time it comes out. Breath of the Wild was the actual showstopper last year.

>i look forward to the nintendo video where they show off games that are released already

said nobody

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>Dude I love shitty videos of Nintendo employees as furries

>>379757796
pre-recorded cringe is just worse

>>379757796

Matt has no right to call anything cringe while he is still alive on this planet. He IS the cringe, the little fucking twat.

>contrarian hipsters trying to chime in as they are shuffled off into obscurity

>>379759110
Denial

https://youtu.be/ahMRnlWf2P0

>>379761816
>HATING
>MUPPETS

>>379757919
Because all it does is make you wanna Switch it off and switch on your PS4/PC.

>>379757919
Bad hardware and no games

>And now, will all the niggers, muslims and transfaggots please leave the venue
Can't believe EA went there. Savage.

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>>379760895
lovin that 0x AA

>>379759110
Pokemon is THE video game franchise though. A new Pokemon game is an instant win by default as it will be remembered and talked about more than anything else. Only GTA and Blizzard games can compare with Pokemon.

>>379759110
Sad thing is, last year was such a shit show that all they had to do was show-off Breath of the Wombat and they "won".

>>379761789
I feel kinda sorry for your life

>>379761891
>Manchildren

>>379762148
There's girls in there too.

or, you can be like sony and make a good live show, that's an option too

I don't want devs to hide shitty games behind edited footage.
E3 is watching devs squirm on stage when shit goes wrong.

I can get shilled every other day.

>>379761735
>>379761139
I swear to Christ I'm getting too old for this board.

>>379762240
>Sony
>Good live show

>>379762225
Mangirls

THAT ONE GUY FLUBBED HIS LINES CRINGING SO HARD YOU GUYS XDDD #EPICFAIL

Sorry, EA was boring this year. There was no clusterfuck.

>>379757796
Remember last year when Sony only showed game after game with no talking or annoying vids in between?

That's how it should be

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>>379760760
>Mario reskin of Sonic 06
where does this meme come from

The prerecorded Nintendo directs that feature people playing the games to show off gameplay are cringey as fuck. That Smash treehouse event was awful.

>>379760259
>>379760760
>>379760903
>>379761139
>>379761357
>>379761513

What's it like growing old without friends?

>>379758647
>Just a bunch of prerecorded ads?
Spoiler alert. E3 is just a bunch of ads.

>>379762342
i think you're getting too reddit for it

speaking of which

>>379761776
Lol people still talk about horizon? Didn't that game flop hard?

>>379762509
Probably a bigger blunder than showing shit games. No one is going to remember the show. Going first and being boring is a death sentence.

>>379762342
I'm well too old for this entire website, Sadly, it's one of the better time-wasting websites on the internet...and on RARE occasion something interesting pops up. Like, someone will come along and dump links to lossless music to a game series you like just out of the blue and vanish into the ether.

Of course, when was the last time THAT happened?

>>379760760
>sonyfans still upset they got Sonic 06.

>>379762240
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>379761615
People said the same of the PS3. It took awhile, and just like the PS3, the PS4 is finally getting momentum.

But the heydays of the PS/PS2 are LONG over.

>>379758317
>>379761513
This is very obvious bait. Please do not fall for it.

I honestly fucking hate E3.

TGS is when the games worth playing actually come out

>>379762607
On one hand it sucks. The ever-crushing loneliness really rips at your heart and soul, and makes you wonder from the moment you wake-up to the moment you finally drift off to sleep why you even bother and why don't you just use that old semi-auto you got in your bedroom to be done with it already. It's even better if you work someplace where people treat you with kindness and respect to your face, but the instant they don't realize you're in the room they pass constant jokes and lies about you back and forth to each other like a game of Old Maid.

On the other hand, the only one who cares about you sitting in front of your computer wearing nothing but a blanket to hide your malformed and pain-wracked body from your own view is your cat, so it's not all bad.

Besides, who cares that the pain medication you take also takes away your libido. Useless thing, a libido.

>>379764217
This, tbqhwyfaftil.

>>379763190
There's truth in both posts are you trying to trick me?

>>379762607
>implying you have friends, fatty