Rate the conference thread

unironically 0/10

0/10

normalfag shit

Went in expecting the bare minimum, was pleasantly surprised

>>379751964
0/10

as expected

>>379752116

This

Kek every single point in this post is some kind of projecting. How bullied were you as a child OP?

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1/10

The Prison Break game seemed okay, everything else was just casual garbage (pic related)

>>379751964
Fucking garbage 1/10

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>>379751964
0/10 Starwarts shit, sports, cinematic trash, mobile gayms.

Literally was so boring
Way out or whatever was only decent thing
F+

It was a 1/10 then
>iJustine

And dropped it to a 0/10

EA:
>NSF is a cinematic game now
>Story mode on a sport game
>Black russian female niggers
>1 actual new coop videogame featuring a jew trying to escape jail
>Rey

Only a way out gets a 8/10.
Rest gets a 0/10.
Final result 2/10, way better than i expected since a new interesting videogame that is not SJW pandering is coming.

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>sports
>Totally not Kane and Lynch
>Bioware's last chance until they get dissolved
>Battlefield: Star Wars edition 2

D-, it was literally nothing.

I can't wait for drones to say nintendo and sony are 10/10 when they're almost no better than this shit

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>>379751964

Way out looked ok, same with need for speed(kinda). Everything else, meh.

3/10 to be generous

>>379752605
Sony will talk about FFVII again and Nintendo will talk about splatoon and zelda DLC.

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fake conference was shit and scripted.

>>379752546
wait bioware announced something?

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Only good thing about it was the brown gal.
Gonna go an masturbate now.

EA being EA

-10/10

1/10

Positives:
>Need for Speed becoming more like Burnout
>A Way Out will be fun [spoilers]to watch other people play online[/spoilers]
>Battlefront 2 looks fine
>Anthem mite b cool

Negatives:
>EVERYTHING ELSE

>>379751964
i was only able to watch the last 30-45 minutes. Was star wars the only game they showed?

>>379752806
A preview to a trailer. It's as retarded as it sounds.

>>379751964
wait, E3 already started?

>>379752839
Unironically this.

>>379752806
A trailer announcement, thats it.

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EA is normally shit, but this is next level shit, I never felt more like taking nap than during EA's thing

>>379752783
All conferences are scripted, retard

>>379752919
for what game? dlc for ME? or a new game entirely

>>379752783

>(Cheers)

They are wanting from public? lel

Someone sounds like a jaded faggot
kys
Although most of it was garbage, the new battlefront looks great.
You also probably don't like Star Wars because of its popularity in the mainstream despite its nerdy past.

So, who is next and when?

it is over ?

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>>379752783
please cheer

NFS looked like it had even more arcadey fake ass physics than usual and it was 90% scripted

the only thing that stood out for me

It really was a legit 0/10. Like not even worthy of 1 point. A waste of time, why does EA even bother at this point.

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Hold up.

...People actually expected something other than profound disappointment from EA?

>>379753009
New game, looks like some shitty not-mass effect halo clone.

1/10 because of the brown slut who kept my interest

2/10
I would be zero but that guy talking about his prison break game was fun.

>>379753118
Reminder that EA has never been liked here. So it's a red flag when lots of people suddenly start saying they are hyped for the newest EA shitfest.

>>379751964
1/10

2/10

Way Out looked cool and will most likely play it, already talking to friends to buddy up with
Sports games just look dumb to me, especially those campaign modes...?
E-sports and E-celebs are awful imo.
That new Bioware IP is saved for M$, so basically doesn't count.
New NFS is REALLY disappointing. Looks worse than the last game, wtf.

>>379753118

I bet you like rogue one fucking progresive faggot

It was absolutely nothing worth watching.

1/10 prison break split screen looks playable at the very least.

Fucking hell EA is finished desu

http://www.strawpoll.me/13156657

>>379753431
>Fucking hell EA is finished desu
it caters the biggest gaming audience
how are they finished?

they annoy the everliving fuck out of me tho with all these absolute trash tier games

name ONE year when EA's conference wasn't total shit

1/10

The jew prison game looked interesting but it will probably be a 2 hour experience.

It was even worse then the one last year because atleast that one had Pele.

2/10

sunday waiting thread now

Well bf2 just needed a campaing for me to buy it. I won't be playing online tho

>Wanted need for speed underground 3
>get a shit burnout ripoff

>want KOTOR 3
>get battlefield 2

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also all the celebs need to fuck off

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>>379751964
I like drum lines, so the opening wasn't that bad, but as drum lines go that was definitely below average.
>>379752149
Went in expecting the bare minimum, was disappointed.

Girl was cute. Best part of the conference
>tfw she's going to cuddle with someone while playing BF2

i drank so fucking much

>>379752839
This

>>379753701
anyone but 6 please

>>379752839
This nigga gets it

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i like splitscreen prison, fight me

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>>379753701
00 get

>only positive in 2 hour conference was 10 seconds of anthem

JUST

>>379752807
>came 5 times in a row when i first discovered this
>tfw I'll never get to relive that moment
It hurts to live tbqh

Fucking boring, and no meme to save it.

>>379753701
2 please

>>379753701
lets see

>>379752839
>Need for Speed becoming more like Burnout
This is arguably the worst. JUST MAKE FOR FUCKING BURNOUT

>Battlefront 2 looks fine
It looks identical to the first, how can you say this?

>A Way Out will be fun [spoilers]to watch other people play online[/spoilers]
>watching letsplays

>>379754390
what is it called?

>>379754376
How can a trailer that showed nothing at all be considered a positive?

At least hooknose prison break told us it was a co-op game.

>>379752839
>can't spoiler tag
>watches other people play video games.
You need to go back

>>379751964
I want to participate the fuck championship filled with fuck players

Did EA really have that little to show that they had to have half an hour of battlefront?

>>379753701

>>379751964
So. Only an indie game that looks like a 2h long coop only interactive story.
Fuck EA. Each year gets worse. At least they didn't had meme Tyler this year.

1/10

>>379754548
Perfection

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>>379751964
6/10
Fuck off /v/, stop hating videogames and enjoy your life for once, stop cutting yourself because daddy always hits you :^)

whats the name of the youtuber who had an autism attack, wanna check him out

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>>379751964
0/10

Wow this is a good start to e3

it is slowly killing me

>no opinion on sports games
>prison break game looked alright, won't play because no friends
>faggy YouTube "creator" can't read his lines
>Battlefront 2 looks okay, will probably be a let down like the first

I probably missed something but who cares. I'll give it a 5/10.

>>379752361
I wanted a prison break game all my life but I bet it's just going to be cinematic garbage with minimal interactivity instead of a game where you plan an actual evasion

>>379754778
cmon senpai i wanna cum 5 times too

>>379751964
Sounds like you're just some sort of sociopath with no friends. A Way Out looked amazing and I don't know why you'd have anything against sports games. Did you get bullied by jocks or something?

>>379753701
Rooolin

>>379753701
Give me dubs two times in a row.

>>379754676
JUST

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>>379754937
This. Genuinely interesting shit here, and they acknowledged backlash from years past and improved a ton.
/v/ is such utter shit wow

>>379751964
3/10

Wasn't interested in anything. I find it hard to believe that those were the "best battlefront players", they were all pretty shit. A Way Out has a nice concept, but it looked remarkably stiff in the animation department and voice line delivery was lacking.

>>379754937
>A Way Out looked amazing
they didn't show a second of gameplay you corporate semen drinking chode

>>379751964
5/10 30 min on Star wars was too much

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>>379754960
FUCK

>>379753970
I expect a thread with an update for every presentation, faggot

>>379753701
Rolling please

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I want my time back.

>>379753701
Thread derailed.

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>>379755175
They LITERALLY showed gameplay. You utter cuck. Fuck off and die

>>379754937
>I a giant faggot who wants experience and history in FUCKING SPORTS SIMULATORS

You prefer suck Alex dick´s before improving gameplay faggot

>>379753701
Hello?

>>379753701
rolling for dubs

I left about 10 minutes in after they started playing some Soccer song.

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>>379755392
wait, THAT was gameplay

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Should have at least shown a little bit of campaign gameplay

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>>379755409
>talked about gameplay improvements
>"LA LA LA NOT LISTENING NOT WATCHING FUCK EA FUCK VIDEO GAMES"
die

>>379754879
It looks more like the prison segment is just one piece of a much larger game.

>>379755175
did you fell asleep during all the FIFA stuff? they did show gameplay

>>379755340
can I get the template, my man?

>>379755236
I won't start the threads but I'll update the card after every presentation.

>>379752605
Nintendo doesn't push leftist narratives, they present their games and fuck off.

>>379755108
couldn't have scripted this post and sent it out to my shill team better myself

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>>379755638
lazy cunt but beggars can't be choosers

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>>379753701
Dubs

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>>379755526
>animeposter

>>379753323
>open world
>frostbite
>MEA showed frostbite cant really do open world
this is MEA reskin from technical point

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>>379755590

Tell me EA shiller, What is new on FIFA 18?

No shitty history mode please

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>>379755920
>complaining about anime on an anime website

>>379755920
how to spot reddit

>>379754931
Kuroinu
Happy fapping

>>379753701
Roll pls let me be grill

>>379751964
5/10

>Battlefront II looks good, plus there's no season pass, showed tons of gameplay
>A Way Out looks comfy and interesting
>Anthem looks decent
>Madden story mode?? Alright

>TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK
>those two bald fucks bantering about FEEFUR for 5 minutes straight
>cringe youtubers
>eSports shit
>No Skate 4
>no new dead space
>no mention of Visceral or Respawn's new star wars game

Not bad desu, better than last year. Kinda glad they went first. E3's here boys

Bad, but not as bad as their Pele year.
Nothing will ever beat that.

>>379753701
Roll out

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>>379755624
There you go, my man <3

So when does the next conference start?

>>379751964
Only Prison Break: Shlomo and Cleetus was good

>>379754376
>BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>You must change the world, or die trying
>BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>and we have a generic armor for you
>BWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>379751964
3/10

+Prison thingy
+Battlefront is slightly less awful
+Honest chunk of Battlefront gameplay

-Sports presentation still cringe and too long
-Diversity segment
-Literally nothing Bioware game trailer
-RIP Need for Speed again...
-Battlefront commentary
-Celeb trash
-Is that all EA have?

>>379756054
>WHAT'S NEW EXCEPT FOR THIS NEW STUFF?
Are you literally retarded?

HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO BORING PLEASE STOP

>>379756301
>>Battlefront II looks good, plus there's no season pass, showed tons of gameplay

it will have microtransactions out the ass. you think EA just sells you a star wars game for 60 bucks and is done with it?

>>379752116
sad, but true

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>>379755687
>HE'S A SHILL! LOOK! HE'S A SHILL, EVERYONE! HE ENJOYED SOMETHING! HE USED BIG WORDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND! I'M UNEMPLOYED AND DRIVELLING ON MY OWN SHIT ON AN IMAGEBOARD! FUCK ME HOLY SHIT!

>>379751964
It honestly sucked ass.

The only entertaining thing was the "Youtube content creator" guy who blanked out on stage and started saying random shit.

>>379754794
If you stopped have such shit taste and low standards you would understand, faggot.

>>379756706

>New stuff
>Cant explain in this chinese forum what stuff is new

Kys

>dont care about star wars
>dont care about sports
I knew from the start that EA had nothing i gave a flying fuck about and i'm still disappointed.

>>379753701
What's up....uhhh..mai b-bois...uhhh..ummm...As a Youtube content creator....uhh..here is....uhh...the executive p-pr-producer for the Ffast and the f-furisious double 00 dr-drift.

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>>379756850
this is how I imagine your office looks

are you American or do they outsource shilling to poo in loos like everything else?

5/10 movie scale

>>379752116
fpbp. The conference was cancer. Though EA would have something redeemable but that's what i get for trusting the EA jews

Can they be banned from E3 somehow? This shit is really depressing to watch

>>379756301
Why the fuck would you announce dlc before we even get a release date

1/10
only because they baited with the decent looking bioware game and didn't actually show it

I was honestly excited for battlefront since he acknowledged the first was shit and said they fixed it.. and then they showed it and it was literally the same thing. I don't understand whats so difficult about copying the exact formula of the first two games in HD with new content. That's literally all they need to do to print money.

1/10
>Shitty co-op game with gameplay on par with a fucking David Cage movie
>SPORTS
>STAR WARS
>Shitty teaser for a shitty Bioware reskin
>YOUTUBERS AND ESPORTS, LOOK AT US, WE'RE RELEVANT!
>HEY GUISE, IJUSTINE
>Cinematic NFS trying to ape Burnout by tacking on an even shittier story
Great way to start off E3, EA was always trash but this year they've got a few more shills on /v/.

>>379757118
whats the name of that guy? i wanna go see if he makes a vid on his own JUST

>>379755642
>Doesn't push leftist narratives
this isn't even good bait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJIiSm6sgrE
10/9 conference, would applaude again

>>379757650
If it will impact your purchase of the game, why not?

>>379758248
If anything I'm less inclined to pick it up after that.

>>379751964
I barely paid attention desu.

Battlefront 2 looks okay.

New Bioware IP looks absurdly generic.

That's it really.

>>379758248
You're right, it makes me less likely to buy it.

>>379753701
T R I P S
R
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>>379754376
t. hamburger hepler

All these posts and not one mentioning the fucking schnoz on that protagonist in A Way Out

>>379759174
I was too distracted by the mad sideburns

>>379751964
>- Sports with history, no gameplays.
To be fair, if they anounce a new fight night i would be happy

Champions completly fixed the fucking shit that was 4

>>379752919
>>379753009


its probably just star wars MMO expansion 7 the trailer is better than the movies edition

>>379754676
This. It wasn't even like what they showed of battlefront was diverse. Except for the shoehorn characters. Just one map.

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>It's a 'we want the twitch audience' moment where they put the gameplay in a much smaller window just so you can see a camera box showing some autist's face while he plays for literally no reason.

>>379759174
>>379752519
>>379753648
>>379751964

10/10 a lot of good sport games and the new NFS is great

>>379752839
Looks like Need for Burnout added 1% Burnout.
Crashes look like shit compared to 7 years ago.
Constantly takes you out of the driving, like a dudebro-movie-QTE-game does.

0/10 it's shit

a way out seems interesting, i don't play many games with friends due to my autistic taste in games but it'll be fun for the normans
The new Bioware game seems really uninteresting
>This is supposed to have a massive cultural impact on gaming a la Bob Dylan's music,hence the codename
>it's just destiny
lmfao
>battlefront 2
I'm hyped

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>>379761595
>this whole twitch-level tier commentary all the time

if I want to hear someone be retarded while playing I'd be watching some (((creator))) directly you fucks

Literally the only saving grace is EA throwing money at some indie guy who made something halfway intriguing. Lots of room for worse conferences.

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>>379762362
>it'll be fun for the normans

EA games in a nutshell. really don't why /v/ shits so hard on ubisoft when they at least try something new or non-super bland formulaic to sell to the retarded masses

>bfront 2 what 1 should've been
>gives even less fucks about accuracy IT HAS REY IN NABOO XD
>looks great but gameplay will be utter shit because DICE can't design themselves out of a wet paperbag
>"game changers" aka "we're so shit we need help from e-celebs"

also that fucking madden trailer looked almost exactly like hardline

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>>379753701
>>379755903
This is how you do it
dubs

>>379751964
cringey wedding proposal/10

>>379753701
Fuck. What was the image?

>remove 10% of the game
>package it as a dlc
>offer it for free
>???

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