Post your updated report cards

They're E3 isn't even over yet bro

>>379749574
it clearly is. What do you think they will show after the 30 minute Battlefront video?

>>379749574
They said they are going to show this shit for 30 minutes

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EA continues to be the laughingstock of E3. A couple remotely decent games just could not make up for how bloody horrific the rest of the show was.

>>379749574
I don't think they'll show anything else after half an hour of Battlefront 2.

>>379749323
HELL YEAH NEW WOLFENSTEIN. I need it

>>379749323
I was going to give it a 4/10 but the prison game looked decent enough and battlefront looks good for alpha. I'm giving them a 5/10.
They just talked way too much. 10 pre 30 minutes of battlefront gameplay they spent hyping the 30 minute gameplay. just nonstop boring talking. and i felt bad for people at the show because half the people talking were doing it in the aisles instead of on stage with nothing to justify them talking there.

EA had
>battlefield russian niggers edition
>madden story mode
>nfs fast and furious edition
>prison break gay coop edition
>battlefront droid edition

>>379749323
anyone have the template?

Anyone have the empty card?

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>>379749323

FUCKING AWFUL

>>379752026
thanks anon you're the best

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They're trying really hard to win over original Battlefront fans thats for sure.

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Terrible conference

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>>379752118
so this.. is the power.. of sonygers..

>>379752459
>battlefront 2 looks good
yeah until the lore was meaningless in the game.

>>379749323
>EA
>Wanted: Some new indieshit that I'll play after a month
>Expected: Nothing
>Got: Somehow less then nothing

Good taste on the Wolfenstein OP

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And only because of the prison coop game

>>379749323
F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F

>>379752698
Whats the problem with the lore?

>>379749562
>"throwing shade"
cringe

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The co-op game was the only thing redeeming this conference

>>379752924
In the original battlefront 2 all "hero" characters were in their respective points in history not thrown all around everywhere like "hey look its boba fett" on naboo when hes likely meant to be 4 years old.

what a fucking awful conference

>>379752459
>Battlefront 2 looks good

It's literally, LITERALLY the same as BF1. Same fucking problems, overpowered heroes, boring grindfest.

Fuck you.

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Seems like I'm with everyone else on this conference
It was pure shit, but the prison co-op game looks ok

>>379753158
Yeah I know that, I assumed those 4 heroes were just there because its an alpha. Unless if they confirmed it will be like that at launch.
>>379753561
>overpowered heroes

It seems like to me they're weaker now but can regen their health

>>379752563
The pc conference is shit m8, don't come crying to me about it

>>379753907
What does that have to do with anything
Sony dicksucking on this board is out of control, and it's pretty obvious just looking at these cards

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>>379749323

>>379754086
What company are you representing anon

please tell me so I can laugh at you

>>379754485
None of them
But I already know which one you represent, and am already laughing

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>>379754086
I mean, when you compare it to other companies, it makes sense.
>EA is nothing but SPORTS
>A total of three people care about the Xbone or Scorpio on /v/
>Bethesda lies
>PC Show is a fucking joke
>Ubisoft is a shitshow
>Nintendo is a huge wildcard, sometimes great, sometimes absolute shit
Sony tends to be consistent, and hasn't had a bad conference in a long ass time. It's why people tend to have higher hopes for them compared to other companies. It's not rocket science, my dude.

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>>379754607
>getting this mad over people wanting to see games

>>379754781
They're consistently decent, but that doesn't warrant a score over 5 in the slightest. I see most of the cards having hype for Sony, the kings of delaying, bait and switching, and announcing games 3 years into the future, with a score of 8.

>>379754781
the first year of ps4 conference was pretty mediocre
I think the only good thing was bloodborne that year

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>>379749323

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I gotta say boys, I'm really fucking dissapointed. I was hoping for a huge Star Wars blowout, and all we got was MP for Battlefront. EA really should stop this whole "behind the scenes" thing. People sitting in their computers is not exciting to watch

A Way Out seems cool but I don't have friends

>>379753681
Most accurate one so far

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Nuke EA already, fucking faggots.

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>>379755245

also best girl isn't in Battlefront and probably wont be in any of these games

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>>379754781
Sony time is better only because for last 3 years its the only console with games.
PC show would be better if it was not a hardware shilling hour.

Its E3 past 2011 so we all lost anyway.

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Granted I didn't really get to see it much as I was busy but what I heard wasn't really that great.

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>jerking yourself off because you're releasing content that should be free in the first place

Bravo, EA.

>>379755397
orange buttcheeks a shit

>>379755623
Good shit. Only retards fill in the card before the company even presents.

>microsoft
hope the zhit don't hold so much on the SCORPIO MUH TERAFLOPS

>sony
some infos about spiderman game, GoW info, kekjima ruse and some new IP

>shetendo
No.

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>>379749323

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literally drunk all my wine on that shit
i am so fucking stupid

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Posting

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>>379749323

>>379749562

>C

You have a good heart anon

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>>379749323
I'm awaiting more disappointment.

>>379749323
https://www.gamereactor.eu/news/542463/Wolfenstein+II+The+New+Colossus+revealed/

Happening.

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>>379749323
It was the worst ea conference in years honestly.
Think about it. What did we get?
>Sports
>Battlefront rehash 2
>Some prison game
>The name of a bioware game
1h30min people.

>>379757407

>a trailer just to say "dude watch ms tomorrow lmao"

why not just let ms reveal the whole game already

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Holy fuck EA conference was horrible. THEY HAD ONE JOB

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A U T I S M

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Could've been better.

Just horrible

>>379757407
2016 was really bad too

>>379758086
Cute drawings

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>all these report cards with 500 words
Nobody is going to read all that shit.

>>379758086
There's no Girlwood at Ubisoft's E3 this year

Well bros, tomorrow will be a lot better considering Xbox might announce some good things and talk about Scorpio.

And then Bethesda later the day so not too bad.

Sunday will be good.

>>379758575
Worst card I've seen yet.

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>>379756169
>man this conference is terrible
>but they have 1 maybe 2 interesting games
>i'll give them a 5/10
holy shit the low standards these days

>>379758946
I read them
I like hearing people's opinions and what people want to see

>>379758961
I know, this was made before the announcement, but I was too lazy to change it. Guess I could do it now.

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>>379749323

>>379759654
>Thinking Sony will ever show off Forces
>Implying Sega won't just release a new trailer/info on their own and show the OC trailer during the direct

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>>379749323
There.

>>379749562
Your score is too high for this conference.

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Aside from Nintendo and MS I really don't know what I want. I'm OOTL on gaming news.

>>379761054

I try to save D's for massive failures and F's for absolute tire fires. This wasn't a great conference but it was leagues ahead of what they've done the last few years at least.

Requesting template please!!!!

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>>379761983
Just use the eraser tool next time you nigger

>>379762340
>Implying I was going to use the template.
>Implying I didn't just want to force someone to post it so I can prove to mommy that I have powers.

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>>379750921
>Enter the Gungeon update/DLC
>Hotline Miami

EtG is a mediocre game that isn't worth playing and Dennaton confirmed that Wrong Number will be the final game in the series.

>>379763030
Death Stranding already confirmed to not be at E3

>>379759319

5/10 means indifferent which was exactly my reaction to EA's conference

it's all about adjusting your expectations

>>379749323
>Want halo 5 and mcc on pc
>Also complain no reason to own xbone


Nigga what

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>>379763278
Shit, I accidentally posted my old copy instead of the updated one for EA.

>>379763030
I'll admit that I don't really have anything else in mind for Devolver, so that part of the report card may be a bit wonky, but I'm still watching it to kill the time anyway.

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>tfw nintenbro
>tfw Nintendo's conference is a total wildcard and could literally be anything from fantastic to shit
>tfw can't enjoy the rest of E3 because of nagging fear of Nintendo fucking up

>>379764321
>nintenbro
Is this n i n t o d d l e r word filter new?

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hmm

>>379764478
not really

>>379764321
Yeah I feel you. If Nintendo has a good conference they're fucking great, but if they fuck up they're a fucking slog. Little to no inbetween. Odyssey is pretty much guaranteed to be great but other than that we have no idea what they'll do.
Hang in there, we'll find out soon enough.

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>>379764321
>tfw have no horses in this race
>just here for the shitposting and cringe
>if a good game is revealed im happy
>if not i don't care
feels good having a massive fucking backlog ill never get through desu senpai

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Well, that was certainly my yearly reminder of why I don't regularly buy or play EA games.

>>379764321
I'm on the same boat. I'm much more concerned for Nintendo than I'm hyped.

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>>379749323

As shit as EA was, I think Battlefront 2 looks pretty enjoyable and something id buy on release and I almost never touch AAA shit, hardly any in years, especially Western.

The only real reason is because all future content is free.

Lore issues are kinda annoying but I can look past that, it wont be anywhere as good as the original BF2 and never expected it to, but it looks much better than BF1 which tricked me and turned out pretty shit and expensive DLC.

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>>379759475
I diiid it

>it's another "virgins get triggered by sports thread"

get out

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hot opinions incoming

I'm usually not a full-blown Sonyfag but Sony is easily going to win this year, this made me realize how trash all these conferences are going to be and Sony is just the least bad

BF2 looks pretty fun. all the people up in arms about MUH LORE are literally autistic. why the fuck would you limit certain characters to timelines in a fucking VIDEO GAME the whole point is that it's kooky and fun

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>>379749323
Post your BETTER report cards

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Nintenbro reporting in.

>>379767956
this one reminds me of the original fft

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>>379752459
I gave em the same rating but I expect BF2 to be just an ever so slighty improved BF1 and it'll be dead in 5 months instead of 3 months for BF1.

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It wasn't good but it could've been worse

IM MARRIED BROS

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A Way Out might be fun, I dug Brothers. NFS I hope has some free-play mode to not deal with the awful characters.

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Has the PC Gaming Show ever been good?

>>379770098
There must be the first time!

Meeting my expectations will always be a passing mark for me atleast.

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>>379770451
All I remember from it is some thicc black woman wearing a PC in a backpack and some event where a woman was trying to spend as much money on Steam as possible within 60 seconds.

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>>379770632
And I should probably post the picture as well. It's just hard for me to be particularly harsh on things I don't care about

>>379770819
>video games with gameplay
I've soured on gameplay trailers because publishers have figured out they can just make the first 5 minutes of a game cutscenes and shit unrelated to the rest of the thing and then show that as "100% real gameplay" at E3.

>>379770702
Eh
this is what we get for Steam/AMD conference and not PC conference.
But AMD/Nvidia/Intel are to pathetic to make one

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rate pls

>>379764321
No one has really talked about this, but I want fucking SAVE BACKUPS. For fuck's sake, you don't even need to do cloud saves, just let me back my save files up on the SD card or something. Encrypt 'em; I don't care, I just want them somewhere other than the Switch's internal drive.

I don't want to freak out about losing 100 hours of gameplay every time I take my Switch out of the house.

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>>379749323

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rate

>>379758505
>E

>>379771606
Not bad, you should have utilized dot-points instead of commas to make your shit easier to read. also you should have used the paint bucket tool on the hype meter instead of drawing those ugly black bars.
Not quite as AESTHETIC as it could be.

>>379771606
Shenmue already confirmed to pass on

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I barely paid attention to be honest.

>>379773136
>more 3DS stuff (doubt it)
You just got the new Pokémon...

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surprised on how relatively focused it was. then again was dozing off throughout the conference so maybe i slept through some of the annoyance.

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I don't expect much

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EA's conference was one of the most boring i've ever seen

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>>379773136
They already confirmed that Halo 6 won't be shown and that Halo 3 anniversary doesn't exist

>>379760859
Halo 5 came out 2 years ago

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>tfw idort

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Won't be watching live 'till Bethesda's conference.
Rate

>>379774518
>>Dark Cloud 3
Can't believe someone actually remembers the series after all this time!