Giant Bomb

Hope they show the Amy Hennig game.

I fucking like Ben

>>379748589
He's alright.

>>379748589
they need to turn him down a little.
the frequency range his nasally voice sits in seems to cut through everyone else's voice

Ben's nasally ass voice is terrible, and he tries so hard. I hate Ben!

>>379748589
You need to end yourself. He's terrible.

Why doesn't Ben have a jaw?

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>its a ben thinks hes funny episode

>>379748589
>Breathes loudly
>Either always making a joke or laughing
SHUT UP FOR A BIT

They need to bring that brown qt back

seeing the regular droids be just as mobile as regular people is kind of jarring

what the hell is a "game changer"
please tell me it's not what they are calling youtube gamers now

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>>379747893
IT BROKE NEW GROUND

>>379749017
chronic mouthbreather syndrome

>>379749017
Lanklets have all sorts of fucked up bodies

>>379748589
he needs to stop making fun of other ecelebs

>>379749120
Austin?

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>>379749039
>It's a Ben listens to one nano-second of silence and immediately makes some noise and says whatever stupid shit comes to his head
He's Dan 2.0

>>379748865

They should give him some of the pills Brad takes, maybe that would help.

>>379749225

He actually has some kind of hard condition that makes him that fucked up looking

Why didn't they bring the thicc curly headed cutie onboard instead of Ben? Why do they discriminate her, she barely gets any screentime?

>>379749253
>It's a Dan listens to one nano-second of silence and immediately makes some noise and says whatever stupid shit comes to his head
>Ben immediately backs him up on it
They were made for one another. Jeff realizes they must each be contained to their own conference.

>putting this mid-conference.
>everyone tuning out
One more reason to feel bad for Hennig.

DUDE THIS NIGGER BEN LITERALLY CANT SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SINGLE SECOND, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>379748637
He's a neutral. Doesn't add or take away from me.

>>379749512
She's thicc?

>>379749512
they designated her to volume control. little bit sexist honestly.

>>379749575
I thought the conference itself was over

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>>379749225

>>379749512
i'm pretty positive she was brought on as a video editor/producer

Why do most of them look dead on the inside

>>379749575
This is the last thing, they said they are doing 30 mins of star wars

>>379749478
I'VE GOT A HARD CONDITION FOR YOU RIGHT HERE

*gestures towards crotch

>>379749512
she's mainly there as a producer.
expect her career trajectory to resemble drew's.

>>379749585
Poe's law.
>>379749512
It's her job. She's a producer. Be thankful you get Vinny thanks to her.
>>379749784
>>379749830
Well shit...

>>379749814
they've all had one too many existential crises, except dan.

>>379749512
She doesn't play video games

>>379749667

Don´t forget that they made her clean up the studio in her first week.

>>379749814
EA press conference

>>379748782
he needs to shut is fucking mouth, I can smell his breath through the screen

>>379749593

For me he´s neutral at best, annoying most of the time

>>379749784
All they did was sports, and skateboarding wasn't included...

These motherfuckers forgot about Peter Serafinowicz. He voiced Pate in DS2.

>>379749814
Night and day difference between the giantbomb and easy allies stream. One is filled with passionate gamers and the other is filled with jaded cynical fatsos.

Rey getting rekt

Is Dan shrinking?

>>379750305
Why are you here

>CinCinBear
When did best girl get there

the only thing interesting about this is that theres actual classes instead of "everyone has the same spammy laser gun"

I wonder if EA realizes that people will be sick of Star Wars by the times Visceral and Respawn's games come out.

One of the guys commentating sounds like Jeff.

>>379750305
so its /v/

>>379750583
Because he's the "STOP MAKING E-CELEB THREADS" faggot and his latest ploy at ending the "e-celeb" menace is to spam about Giant Bomb in EZA threads and about EZA in Giant Bomb threads.

>>379749845

NICE JOKE BEN MY EARS ONLY BLEED A LITTLE FROM YOUR FUCKING SHIT TIER VOICE

>>379750734
>people will be sick of Star Wars
lol

I think ive decided im not interested in battlefront 2

Do normalfags actually enjoy this shit? This has got to be the most boring fucking press conference I have ever watched.

>>379749854
Except with also being bad at it, unlike Drew. Vinny basically has to hold her hand and tell her exactly what to do and how to do it. Women are fucking retarded.

>>379750839
BUT BRO THE CO OP GAME LOOKS SO OMG EPIC CANT WAIT TO PLAY WITH MY LE FRIEND. Fucking normies!

>>379750812
Wait and see, then.
The yearly movies have already stopped feeling special imo.

quick rundown of EA 2017:

- sports
- youtubers
- esports

Justine still looks fine, I want to cum inside her buttpussy.

Why the fuck is it Clone Troopers and not Naboo Royal Guards?

>>379750734
considering people still aren't sick of superheroes, they won't be sick of star wars anytime this century

>>379751038
It legitimately looks good though. I wish I was a normie so I'd have a friend to play it with.

HOLY CHIN BATMAN! You could shelter from a thunderstorm under that thing.

>>379750945
Wait, you know this how? She's been on the job for all of a few weeks and you expect her to know the studio that Vinny had to build from the ground up by himself that fast?

>>379750812
I don't know anyone who cares about Star Wars. Small sample set but it's interesting to see how much interest dropped off after the The Force Awakens.

>>379751174
Me too, but I have to shit on it not to feel sad.

>>379751146

because it was clone troopers in battlefront 1 and 2, EA doesn't want to do custom assets for one map

weak

>>379751038

That prison game was the only decent looking thing so far desu

So to summarize EA's E3 conference
>no Skate 4

>>379751228
she didn't know you have to hit 'live' to make the youtube stream go live
there's just something missing there

>cozy spoon

Those are some level 10 problem glasses

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phone games

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SKATE 4?!

So, they showed "A Way Out". That looks alright. Was it worth the whole 2 hours? Not really.

>dan impressed by that conference

>Feminist glasses 3.0

>>379751228
I expect her to use her brain a little bit, she doesn't at all currently. I bet you everyone had to set up this E3 stuff for her because she's a woman and too week to set up the gear, despite that literally being her job. She was an "improv actor" before this, unqualified as fuck.

T H I C C

How do I get a man like Jeff

>>379751974
hang around the jorts section of your nearby department store

>>379751803

it'll be shown on xbox conference

just woke up. should i watch the archive of this later? also are they doing late night e3 stuff tonight?

>>379751974
Be a big fan of Morrowind and FFX, and have titties.

>>379749989
this

>>379751974

Review sex toys on tumblr and have low standards

Anybody else notice Jason getting real passive aggressive recently about needing more help?

>>379751848
He's always impressed by every conference every year.

>people seriously expecting anything else from an EA conference

>>379751974
be into ageplay

and hotwifing

>>379748589
he's awful

>>379748589
him the new girl are fucking cancer

>>379751974
london?

>>379752152
No. Skip it.

>>379752353
I expected 0 interesting games and we got 1. I am pleasantly surprised.

>>379752264
Jeff doesn't want to do the hiring shit anymore, and Jason wants him to.
Same reason he's been fucking things up on purpose lately.

>>379752264

Tbh honest I expected them to open a job posting the second Drew left, if not earlier. West is still the main production studio, it´s too much for one person.

I will never get people who shit on Ben. hes the best hire they've ever had

>>379752264
I don't think he's been passive aggressive, just venting. Dude has to be stressed, having a baby and all that and then running the studio solo WHILE also setting up for E3 solo (lets be real, the girl didn't help at all. She wouldn't be able to carry the gear, guaranteed).

>>379752603
Hi Ben.

>>379752603
I haven't watched for awhile, but he seems fine so far.

>>379750305
one is more indicative of the industry than the other

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>>379751974
you can't find perfection

>>379752353
EA is due for new IP, I guess they showed that, but it wasn't all that impressive.

I remember EA kicking ass at the launch of the 360 and now they can barely seem to just hold onto their current annualized bullshit.

>we have 30 straight minutes dedicated to star wars!
>It's literally just BF2
i hate that I actually expected something more from this stupid company

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>>379752528

Same here

>>379752592
I wouldn't be surprised if CBS have cut their budget. Probably can't afford to replace Drew now.

>>379752603
Go away Ben.

>>379752603
He should shut up more. Annoying voice.

>>379752592
Jeff said they weren't able to put the posting up earlier because of company policy.

I would have much preferred a non-live gameplay demonstration of Star Wars.

>>379751848
He's easy to please

>>379752603

N2 b7 m7

Brad is just oozing with enthusiasm.

>>379752708
Jason can't carry gear either because muh back

>>379752797
Not your fault, they announced other Star Wars games last year.
I'm shocked there was no follow-up.

>>379752851
>>379752851
>>379752851

Really don't get where the annoying voice thing comes from. but then again i guess im weird for caring more about their opinions and funniness

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>>379753050
*nods*

>>379753051
muh chicken arms
muh fat neck

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JUST

>>379752603
Ben is great. I don't understand all the haters either. He actually has energy and passion and fucking laughs at things unlike everyone else but Dan.

>>379752264
Can't wait until Jason leaves

Does this mean the new Need for Speed is not open world anymore? I hope so.

>>379753050
Microsoft is the only conference with some intrigue this year

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>>379747893

is there a schedule for their late night interviews?

i don't usually watch GB's stuff but their E3 evening breakdowns are pretty good

>>379753051
You're right, he was just carrying a couch and loading all the other gear while Jeff periscoped last week but he doesn't do shit. Tard.

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im ready for some pure unfiltered dan

>>379752603
He's a disgusting faggy snail person.

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>>379752264
Jason is a cunt

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>check out the youtube chat
>people complaining that abby isnt on the panel

>>379753186
i hate his voice and his lack of a lower jaw

>Bioware has fallen so hard no one gives a fuck about their teaser for a new IP
a little sad for what they used to be

Brad has lost a fuck ton of weight, he looks like a young stud again.

>>379753186
Because he has a weird face and a nasily voice.

I like him but those are the reasons.

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>>379752820
>>379752913

Either way I don´t envy Jason, he has a rough time ahead of him.

>>379753315
Check their youtube. They don't announce who's on in advance, though.

>>379753279
I heard some buzzword about Payback having the biggest overworld yet

>>379753489
EA magic strikes again

>>379753476
It's youtube, the tumblr of video sites.
>muh female isn't getting screentime all the males are!

>>379753476
I didn't even notice until you posted that.

>>379753476
I'd rather have her than alex, she a cute

>>379752820

I remember Jeff saying that they have bin getting bigger every year, I´d be really surprised if thats the case.

>>379753315
The actual conference hasn't actually started yet. I suspect those interview parts will only start Monday.

>>379753596
I heard a buzzword too.

They pumped their aggro to 11.

>now i have 24 hours to stare at the wall and jerk off
th-thanks, ea

That was shit. See you guys in 24hours.

>>379753117

>Mainly audio/video content
>voice is not that important

you do you

brad looks like hes dreading being at this thing for a solid week thanks to EA

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I miss when most of the conferences were on a single day and we got 12 hours of back to back E3 chaos

>>379749840

>>379753315

https://www.reddit.com/r/giantbomb/comments/6g8vrp/giant_bomb_e3_2017_megathread/

>>379754148

e3 is dead, if the model they're trying this year works then publishers will just have their own entirely separate shows in different parts of the year like nintendo does

-A Way Out look decent, only problem is finding friends to play it with.

-NFS Payback looked good

-Huge bummer that there's no Skate 4, literally nothing is out there to fill that niche void

>>379754148
Same. I missed when E3 was 100% relevant and you HAD to check it.

>>379753490

>young

No! He´s grizzled salt&pepper!

>>379754159
>He couldn't immediately tell from her dress
Pleb

>>379754148
It sorta works out better for me because of timezones but yes it's annoying to have to sit through 2-3 days of shit before it actually starts.

>>379754098
>>379753050
Give Brad a break, he just needs to hear everyone else speak before he can decide who's opinion to adopt as his own.

>>379750305
easy allies overhype shit, i hate casuals that fall for easy hype

>>379750305
Did you even watch the stream? Most of them thought it was a decent conference.

>>379750305
FOOTBALLBASKETBALLHANDEGG HOOOYPP

Why the fuck doesn't Brad just learn how to "produce"? How fucking hard is it he doesn't even do anything.

>madden
Just fuck off already, EA. Give me the Arcsys thing already, I wanna go to bed.

>>379755015
Why learn new things, why improve, why put in effort when you can do nothing and get paid anyway.

#Normies
#Casualgamers
#Noefforthype

>>379749585
He's insufferable

the giant bomb guys seem dead
I think I'm going to switch to ez allies tomorrow
seeya

>>379751096
The brainless hordes will still enjoy it decades from now. People are still not tired on fucking super hero shit.

>>379755517
later fag. you wont be missed.

>>379752603
Ben is great but danhaters and other assorted autists that are fans of GB content hate not only change but also the most inane and irrelevant shit. His voice is nasally and a bit different to hear at first but you get used to it really quick. The people that complain about him the most probably aren't American either.

>>379755626
no need to be hostile
love and respect

>>379755517
>not watching it commentaryless straight from the E3 channel

>>379753476
She's better than Alex, Ben and Dan combined

>>379755694
Dude, you can hear his fucking breathing.

>>379755762
I'd rather have some people filter out the content for me and give me a decent commentary on it
watching it without would just bore me to tears
giant bomb didn't provide me with that this year so....

>>379755795
yeah that's because she doesn't talk because she doesnt play vidya and has no opinions on them

source-beastcast

>>379755986
Stop crying faggot. It's embarrassing.

>>379735317

>>379755986
>implying any commentary could make moments like this one not boring
Madden will be boring no matter what. Unless you're a nigger or something, and not even the fun fighting game thug kind.

>>379755986
Are you the same person that is talking about Giant Bomb in the EZA thread? Is that your deal?

https://twitter.com/ben_silverman/status/873631045802905600

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>>379756614
That's incredible

>>379756153
Yeah. She chips in when she has something worthwhile to say and otherwise lets other people talk.
So she's already better than Alex, Ben or Dan.

>>379755694
How is being American any relevant?

>>379755694
dan is a manic depressive piece of shit
nobody likes him
his entire "Stick" is that he's the "heel" a fucking gimmicky way of saying nobody fucking likes him
and its not an act

>>379757383
He's retarded and acts even more retarded than he is for attention
Dan is the worst after Alex

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>>379757541
>>379757383
kys

>>379757597
Dan pls

I kind of like Dan, he's pretty funny most of the time, made Mario Party engaging the whole way through.

>>379757541
and jason

>Ronaldo
>not Messi
a shit

>That poor e-celeb that got owned by the teleprompter

Abby will probably transfer to cnet or tvguide as soon as humanly possible.

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>gb unarchived editing jeff's stream so it shows up in all countries

>>379758175
So? I don't think they care.

>>379757160
>How is being American any relevant?
because you type like that lmao

Because North American English speakers tend to talk more with their throat and have nasally voices while most non-English speakers speak from the diaphragm.

>>379758465
>He didn't think about the ESL crowd
baka desu senpai

>>379758351
why are you so on edge?

>>379757541
Hes getting married in a taco bell. I suppose you are going to say that is for attention as well? You'd be right.

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How long until we get to see these magnificent human trashbags reunited? Best part of Giantbomb's E3 content last year.

>>379758465
I hate Alex, Ben and Dan and I'm Dutch. Try to correlate those.

>>379758630
schlubby sjw fatsos

>>379758579
>DUDE I LOVE TACO BELL SO MUCH LMAO BEST RESTAURANT EVER NO I DON'T THINK I SOUND SILLY AT ALL
I don't know what's sadder. If he's doing it for attention or if he's legitimately that retarded.

>>379757383
>his entire "Stick"
kek it's schtick, you dummy

>>379758579
He's totally working us marks into thinking he's retarded.

>>379758668
Dutch are unfunny stoners/drunks. I already said mostly non-Americans don't like Ben or Dan, all three you listed have nasally voices, and Alex is a fag that no one likes. Correlated already.

>>379759208
I don't really understand the correlation between being American and disliking Ben and Dan. Are Americans deaf?

>that shoehorned coalburning in the FIFA18 trailer
It actually looked somewhat interesting for a bit, and then they do that shit.

Pass.

>battlefield 1
Fuck it, I'm off to bed.

>>379759668
I already said it, dumbass. Americans are used to talking with and hearing people talk from the head/throat and not their diaphragm.

>>379760067
>Americans confirmed as mouthbreathers
Holy fuck

Someone post picture of new girl, I've only seen ben so far.

>>379761191
I'll do you a solid and keep it from you

what channel has mary kish?

>>379762310
Twitch

God, I hate the announcing bullshit trying to take Battlefront seriously like it's an e-sports. Keep that shit off my E3.

I give this conference a 3/10

>>379758119
I mentioned it in the previous thread, EA throwing these e-celebs to the wolves without any media training was cruel but entertaining for the rest of us

>>379764243
To be fair, what could he have done even if he had media training? The teleprompter fucked up on him.

>>379764414
What any presenter worth half his salt would do, stall like a motherfucker.

>>379762310
just go on her instagram/twitter. not worth watching any of the shill shit she's on

>decide to give giant bomb a shot after their abysmal E3 streams of past couple years
>click on EA conference video
>randomly click somewhere near the center
>1:13:40 ish
>all of them are salty as fuck making angry jaded comments about the people they flew in for battlefront 2
>alex navvaro doing his little autistic squirm in his seat as jeff starts spewing jaded diarrhea from his mouth
holy fuck i really dodged the bullet here, man. i bet they were this fucking jaded the entire stream and were just little salty bitches the entire time. fuck every giving them the time of day again lol.

>>379764937
still trying huh

>>379764937
They don't sound salty or jaded to me. Maybe Alex, I guess.

>>379765343
he's been trying to force this meme all day

>>379766059
Oh, is this the faggot that's trying to pit EZA and GB against each other?

>>379766324
yes

MIC CHECK 1 2 WHAT IS THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4MlUfI9fLo

When does Giant Bomb Live at E3 Day 1 start?

>>379757383
And yet, he has provided the best content ideas since Ryan died.

B-Game
Murder Island
Mario Party Party
Fast and the Furious commentary

Adds to the Beastcast, which was admittedly boring with just Vinny, Alex and random person

He's a smart idiot, but he fits perfect in this group. NONE of these EA games are for anyone at Giantbomb. This whole EA thing was casual game after casual game followed by forcing esports

>>379766947
This isn't actually E3 yet so not today.

They're spacing out the conferences now so they can dominate the news cycle for the day, but now everything is just so long and confused.

>>379767242
He provides good ideas but sucks the fun out of any content he's in

>>379766947
>>379767487
Yeah, I think those start Monday.

>>379767242
Metal Gear Scanlon with him and Drew was great too.

>>379768752
I only think that was great because of Drew. Dan spoiling stuff for Drew hours before it happened was irritating. The one mistake GB did with Drew was not letting him do his own series of game he never played, because he was clearly the biggest casual in the group.

>>379768957
>That fucking "throw the snake" moment
I hate Dan in general, but I never hated him more than during MGS3
I didn't even bother finishing it. He was insufferable.

>>379767242
>B-Game
Why is he so obsessed with defining the term? Is that a great content idea too?

I've started noticing that Brad trails off his sentences with laughter and it's really annoying

>>379768957
>The one mistake GB did with Drew was not letting him do his own series of game he never played,

this

>Drew: i've been playing FFVI
>Brad: OHHHHH?!?!?!?
>conversation goes literally nowhere

>>379769370
so do you

>>379748589
he could use more of a filter.

>best trailer of the conference starts
>rambles about one of the characters looking like a comedian from the 90s or who the fuck cares

>>379769279
Go read some GB threads on shitty sites like neogaf, thats all they talk about for 45 pages is what a B game actually is.

Dan, as a wrestling fan, is a genius for getting people on the internet to talk about random stuff. He understands exactly what buttons to push that drives hardcore gaming fans nuts. He's brilliantly manipulative, and you can tell Jeff knows this too. He just lets him go, and boom.

>>379769370
I've always noticed and I find it pretty amusinghah hah hah hah.

>>379769370
I HATE when Brad looks up at the ceiling while talking and then just sort....of... trails...off...quietly...while looking for Jeff's approval. He does this on the video podcast alllllllll the time.

>>379769517
You can watch the trailers without Giant Bomb talking over them you know? The title of the video is literally "Giant Bomb talks over..."

>>379769551
He's not a genius. Anyone else in the staff would know exactly how to push the same buttons Dan does. They just don't bother "playing the heel" because they're not retarded faggots like he is.

>>379768436
This. I can barely watch Tender Loving Care because he gets so indignant about it. Thank god Contradiction was done with Austin, at least he could play off Vinny.

>>379769751
Ben seriously talks too much, though. If you graphed out the real estate that is wasted on hearing each person's voices, he'd be at a comfortable 40%

i dont know why you would watch their "talking over" streams. they never have anything interesting to say and bad jokes.

their real coverage doesnt start until the couch interviews. they may as well have not bothered arriving 2 days early.

>>379768957
"Hey the game will never explain this but Ocelot is the son of the Boss and the Sorrow"

"Hey the game will never explain this but Sunny is the daughter of Olga."

>>379769861
>HEEE HEE LOOK AT THE DEVIL HORNS, IT'S JUST LIKE GANGREL!

>>379769751
>You can watch the trailers without Giant Bomb talking over them you know? The title of the video is literally "Giant Bomb talks over..."


and a lot of other commentary streams. you know why I watch giant bomb? because Jeff/Vinny/etc have good/funny commentary. Ben often did not. do you get it?

Why does Ben keep saying "Partner" is that an SF thing?

>>379770324
its a gay people/mentally ill tranny thing

>>379770324
He's gay, probably.

>>379769769
And yet Drew is the only one who went viral as a meme, and Dan is the only one of the group that sites off of GB continually talk about hating. Once in awhile someone will say they hate Alex for his self-loathing, but its constantly "I hate Dan because he said this.."
Or "I hate Dan because he didn't know..."

Dan used to be a buffoon when he first started at GB, read his newest book (easily pirateable if you dont want to pay) and see just how self-aware he really is. He gets it.

>>379770619
We know how self-aware he is. That's what makes it worse. He plays up his retardation for attention. It's pathetic.

>>379770619
Everyone is aware of his self awareness
That makes him even worse
>LOOK AT THESE MARKS NOT REALIZING I'M WORKING THEM BY PRETENDING I'M RETARDED
Genius

>>379769551
Is the poop hat genius?

>>379770146
Because its very Mystery Science Theater self-awareness over a bunch of CG trailers that most of them don't give a shit about. It's entertaining, and why I personally watch it over other streams/official content.

Weed3 was the pinnacle of this. It's exactly WHY they talk over the conferences and the nonsense.

Nowadays, these companies could all just put trailers on Youtube and move on, but instead they circlejerk themselves about shit that might never come out, and GB talks over it. Don't watch if you don't like it. There's Billions of websites to visit if you don't like them.

>>379770619
so you're saying the jokes on us, he's just pretending to be retarded?
genius

>>379770619
Hehehe just working the marks into a shoot with my heel swerve like hollywood hogan at bash at the beach! I love taco bell!

>>379770976
My favorite moment last year was them riffing on Ubisofts classic "party banter between real human beings" for Wildlands
Laughed my ass off a good many times at that

>>379770324
to be inclusive to people who might identify as something else :)))

so yes a SF thing

>>379770983
Its how wrestling works. He's a wrestling fan. It's part of the shtick and character. Follow Dan on Snapchat, you'll get the non-character version there.

>>379770619
It's both, he's self aware and retarded, but instead of being humble he insists on being obnoxious instead. I don't know what is more sad, him creating a persona to excuse his retardation or that people believe him.

>>379770324
It's weird. Until Ben, I swear I haven't heard fags say "my partner" since the 90s or something.

>>379771241
why'd you reply to me? i don't actually want to talk to you

>>379771285
Go watch the guy (cant remember his name) that some of GB is friends with, who did a Sony only podcast, he's a character too. He plays up on it.

All these twitch and youtube people do the same exact thing. Dan does it in an obnoxious way, which has been his thing all along. He's VERY sincere about it tho, he makes himself the joke, and doesn't turn it on anyone else. Which is why I like it. He likes what he likes, and he's willing to learn about stuff (which he wasn't originally when he came to GB).

Jeff is by far my favorite, but I get the Dan thing and I get why some people are put-off by him. I myself am a wrestling fan, so I get what he's doing as the character.

You think all the guys REALLY hated Mario Party? Cmon, Jeff doesn't even write reviews on a gaming site because he doesn't want to, you think Dan could make him play a Mario Party game if Jeff didn't want to? They're here for entertainment.

It's always so easy to tell when Dan's anxiety is acting up. It happens to him for the duration of E3 recordings every year.

>>379771673
Then why would you reply to me to ona video game board? You can go talk to a wall instead of clicking my post #. It's not hard.

>>379752851
laughed my ass off when jeff started complaining about some dude's voice
>jeff
>hires a retard with a shitty voice
>complains about a dude with a silky smooth voice

>>379771752
No, yeah, we get it. They're joking around. Dan is obnoxious, though. I dislike obnoxious people, even if it's them playing it up.

>>379771834
Good.

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>>379766843
>comments bitching about them talking over the trailers

>>379771992
>Job is to be on camera and spend a majority of it on podcasts
>Instead of hiring a decent person you hire a cave troll with a massive habit of vocal frying every time they open their mouth.
My respect for Jeff dropped magnitudes when he hired Ben, he's a straight up pussy now after Austin cut and ran.

>>379772450
sorry, the thumbnail messed me up, I wanna redirect my post to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBswiou9c68

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Welcome to hell

>>379772983
god damn he is ugly

>>379772983
he looks like that dude from the patrick swayze movie. swayze is a ghost. demi moore and shit. swayze learns how to use his ghost powers from a really ugly ghost, that actor looks like ben.

Honestly Abby isn't as terrible as I thought she'd be.

>>379773167
voice for silent movies, face for the radio.

>>379772983
I listened to it
I like Abby

why did dan burst out laughing like a retard when that youtube dude with glasses showed up. he just turned around and didn't do anything else

>>379771834
>Dan's anxiety
Genius, he knows how to perfectly play it up.

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>>379773393
kek

>>379772983
>when you're trying to make Paul Bearer in WWE 2k17, but can't get the face right

>>379773467
Abby is qt with straight hair

>>379773498
coping mechanism to deal with losing publisher-press relationships to youtubers

>>379773498
He did look like a bit of a goofball. He was wearing some kind of multi-colored armbands or something like that?

>>379773498
>guy does an unnecessary dramatic turn to no reaction
>Dan laughs
>what the fuck whyd he laugh I dont get it

>>379773707
Dan doesn't give a shit. He's ready to make the LP jump the second Giant Bomb croaks.

>>379774005
nobody else did, you fucking dan fan, go back to giantbomb,com and suck his dick there.

>>379774121
Dan is a retard, but I did find the turn around a bit amusing too.

How much longer until these fuckers are out of a job because of Youtubers and Twitch streamers?

>>379774256
never

worst case scenario theyll just change the content model to become one with the youtubers.

theyre basically there already.

>>379774256
never, cbsi is too big for that and they have too many pathetic subscribers

>>379774256
>Not realizing that they are in the exact same business as youtubers and twitch streamers and making money from the same audience

>>379774432
Yeah, they're pretty much giving most of the stuff away for free on youtube now. I think being under the CBS umbrella, and CBS not really caring helps a ton.

>>379774256
Why would they go out of a job because of themselves?

>>379774256
they literally are youtubers at this point and do just fine. jeff is a networking god.

>>379772983
wait, is that a real person on the right? holy hell, it looks like a ben garrison caricature come to life.

>>379751613
>>379751885
>insiders with access to Vinny Caravela's employee review sheets
I trust you dudes. I know you know how it all goes down.

>>379774791
why would you need review sheets to know that the youtube player has a button that says 'live'?

>>379774587
You know he has Marfan's syndrome, right? You're basically making fun of him for having something he can't control

>>379774929
>making fun of other ugly people is fine though because everybody who doesn't have marfan's can control it
lmao

>>379774912
You would need experience with the Youtube player, and not everyone does. Production has much more involved in it than the general layout of video-player UIs, and even the boards and other interfaces you use take time to learn. You're just being a bitch is all.

>>379774929
you know what your right is, right? it's the one that isn't the left, my man.
you'll get it some day. probably. maybe.

>>379774929
he has ugly giant with a pedo stache syndrome

>>379775081
I don't think he said that.

>>379774791
>listen to vinny
>he has to tell abby how to go live on a youtube stream
>you:why are you people making shit up?
lmao

>>379774929
Generally speaking, ugly people can't control their uglyness.

>>379775145
jesus fucking christ, how retarded are you that you can identify with such stupidity and are defending her?

>>379775145
bitch more, bitch. i've been edging since you started, bitch.

>>379775323
I am as human as you or her, the only one failing to do anything here is you in your decency to rationalize, or at most empathize.

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>>379772983
imagine them fucking

imagine it right now, missionary, ben's post weight loss ass pumping back and forth like a deflated balloon cough in a breeze, abby's completely unshaven body slick with sweat, imagine

>>379775432
yeah, cool.

>>379775432
ben is gay tho

>>379775432
...Why? Take your mind outta the gutter, dude.

>>379775540
"Partner" is the progressive way of referring to any significant other, regardless of sexual preference or gender.

>>379775205
being ugly, like you probably are, and having a genetic disease that makes you look like that, are two totally different things.

>>379758630
HOOPGAWD

>>379775683
this. you can always manage your uglyness. deformity is another thing.

>>379775432
IMAGINE

>>379775683
not really
>being genetically ugly
>OR being genetically ugly because of a disease
huge difference alright, you autist.

>>379775540
he's referenced his girlfriend before when he first joined gb. he switched the term to partner recently, so he's either bi, or straight

>>379775820
see: >>379775767
ugly-at-heart idiot

>>379775683
Not when it comes to the subject of discussing how ugly you look.
His genetic disorder probably gives him some real bad health issues. It's usually how Martian's goes.

>>379775426
should've just hired another HUMAN who is now unemployed even though he was more skilled than abby, why don't you have empathy for that person, you mean guy?

>>379775820
see, this person is ugly on the inside, and probably ugly and lonely on the outside too.

while ben is genetically ugly and tries to help himself (besides the pedo stache that the above person probably has). ben can't help his genetics, but he can help that he's not a piece of shit human like the person I'm responding too!

>>379776053
kys

someone post bens tranny gf (bf)

>>379775928
pfff, that's you, you bitch
>people with marfan deserve pity
>fuck everybody else though

>>379776053
>mfw to beautiful inside too make spelling mistakes

>>379774256
They'll always have a solid base of subscribers. The question is whether CBSi will put up with them they need growth year by year, even if tehy are profitable.

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>tfw beautifull chad on the inside but ugly medical condition on the outside

>>379776053
see>>379776167

>>379776392
not everyone else. just the piece of shit in this thread hating on someone with a disease. people who are ugly on the inside deserve to be ridiculed.

>>379776841
what is the difference with an ugly person and a person who's ugly because of marfan, explain in detail please

>>379777082
https://www.google.com/search?q=disease&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS748US748&oq=disease&aqs=chrome..69i57.1674j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

>>379777210
this is an image board

>>379777210
lmao, that's what I thought. you are the ugliest person inside and outside and also extremely stupid

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>>379777292
My bad

>>379777415
not him, i don't care about your moral grandstanding on the internet
just try not to act so obviously new

>>379775432
Imagine a drunken Dan showing up and making stinky Taco Bell farts.

Alex looks like he's 45 and he's sitting wearing a Slayer t-shirt. I think it might even be a new-ish one. That's kind of tragic.

>>379773645
this will go unnoticed, but i saw it anon.

>>379778067
Alex is what happens when you never grow up from your moody teen phase.

>>379776024
Cause "that person" is a concept, and not Abby. small answer for a big dumb-ass question.

>>379773645
Underrated post

>>379778415
>no empathy
no surprise since you love abby that much.

>>379778258
>>379778067
Friendly reminder to not put your kid on SSRIs

>>379775618
but he's gay
speech, mannerisms, activities

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>>379780864
calling other people gay with the way you post?
lmao

>>379780995
how though?
pretty shitty retort there, faggot

>>379781157
haha

>>379780864
takes one to know one

Alex and Ben are doing a standalone podcast about Persona 5. I salute anyone who has the ability to listen to the whole thing.

>>379747893
>starts a discussion about E3
>shills some shitty ecelebs with the image
>mods don't delete the thread

>>379782197
I haven't listened to the beastcast in weeks. Did Vinny drop it?

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>>379782197
>neither have played 3

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>>379782197
gbw bombcasts were enough persona 5 discussion from GB for me
and those were like a grand total of 30 minutes totaled up

>neogaf thread on 4chan about ecelebs from a website called giantbomb.com

>>379782431
im convinced janitors are the one making blatant generals in /v/ and they prune any non-heavily moderated discussions they arent participating in

>>379783737
Its videogames.com you shitlord

Giant Bomb is literally video games

>>379783968
Eceleb threads should be banned on sight

>>379784193
shut the fuck up and let me whine. i have nothing better to do.

>>379784876
>replying to yourself

Watched the Easy Allies stream. At the end, they were pretty unimpressed with the EA conference. Even the meme hype member thought it was mediocre.

/v/ told me they were opposite of GB.