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This is the worst EA conference I've ever seen.
>>379739406
first
>>379739406
It doesn't look very fun desu.
That was awful
I like dumb story driven drivan games but that looked so bad
>woman driving
lmao
Nobody wanted a new NfS
>>379739708
1st for this
X for nigger stream
>>379739406
What up guys? You all know me
what the fuck is happening
is this burnout
>that plays as well as it looks
oh no
ea is too trash to deal with
fuck
>>379739720
What's it?
That voice acting was horrible.
>>379739406
>modern gaming
Single player racing game?
dat ass though
BLACK RUSSIAN WOMEN
Partnering with game critters?
>cutsceens the racing game
Wow, this is boring
>SCRIPTED
>>379739406
>"i can assure you it plays as well as it looks"
>light laughter
>>379739406
>Car being transported
>With full fuel tank and keys in the ignition
This EA conference so far is a legitimate 0/10
Insanely bad.
That new NFS looks fucking retarded. Just ram 100 cars bro nothing will happen to your own.
My expectations were low, but they still managed to disappoint me.
Are you comfy?
>>379739829
A new Need For Speed.
I'm not the target audience, though.
Sport games and Driving games with storylines.
Who the fuck would want that?
this is it
we're approaching the event horizon of the black hole of gaming
nothing can escape EA
nothing can escape cinematic "gameplay"
nothing can escape holding down one button and slightly nudging the control stick
I think it's time for another gaming crash
this is going to be exciting to watch
>>379739726
just laughed out loud
that picture is exactly how i feel right now
>>379739805
i know fucking nobody that introduces themselves as if i know them
Here we go lads, another autistic indie episode
>woman
>she uses the femine car
So does EA have any games this year?
Driving and Sport trash doesn't count.
I N D I E
if anyone actually manages to be worse than EA i'm gonna die
>>379739997
Yeah, this might be the worst conference I have ever seen, and I'm not even exaggerating.
>>379739937
Action movies don't have to make sense.
Hell yeah, a woman nagging at you while you try to drive.
BEST GAME EVER
This conference is making it realy hard to remain comfy
Do cars really flip and explode at light touches???
>>379740034
people have been saying this for years
it'll never happen
literally too big to fail
O woi out?
>>379740126
in america they do
What the fuck is with that nose
Who buys this? Who keeps EA afloat for so long? Why? WHY?????
>>379740023
The conference overall is bad imo
>inb4 sisters a tale of two daughters (male)
>that guy's fucking face
holy shit
"Brothers" were really good though
holy shit wait is this.. a game?
>>379739997
>Just ram 100 cars bro nothing will happen to your own
Honestly this bit gets me the most. Fucking ridiculous.
OY VEY
>that nose
shawshank redemption: the game
I am still laughing about that faggot presenter dropping his spaghetti. Also that forced diversity strong womyn who know how to drive a car little bois.
>a linear prison break game
dropped before the trailer finished
>want to protect a car so much you lock it in a trailer and have a fucking convoy guarding it
>leave the keys in the car
Jeez that nose
>>379740026
>Who the fuck would want that?
Me. Well the sports part, I like driving games but don't care about the story in them.
OY
OY GEVALT THAT SCHNOZ
>that nose
OY VEY
Post words and expressions that ruined /v/.
>comfy
>kino
>now that the dust has settled
>toon
the fuck i want to play that, negros
Why even have a conference if you have nothing good to show?
This looks kinda nice.
Could be fun.
Comfy thread, shit stream.
At least this prison break shit looks interesting.
>a tale of two sons
Boy, was that a waste of time
This doesn't look too bad.
>>379740034
>nothing can escape holding down one button and slightly nudging the control stick
How else will I manage to focus on watching my epic twitch streamer bros while playing the game?
This could actually be fun, ngl
SASSY BLACK WYMYN
SHIIEEETTT
>Tfw don't give a shit about EA or anything they have to offer
>watch anyway
That being said i just started watching. Have they shown anything related to battlefront 2 yet?
Oh, this looked interesting when it was a prison escaping game, then it went full retard.
This looks shitty af
>thought the whole game was about getting out of prison
D R O P P E D
>modern day brothers game
Literally Kane & Lynch
wow, this actually looks good when they show GAMEPLAY, imagine that. people watching e3 for the video games
I'm fucking blown away
Nice always wanted to play as two gay men in TLOU
>>379740015
I would make her comfy alright.
That actually looks pretty cool
Shawshank 2.
>>379740363
>Director walks out
It all makes sense. That fucking schnoz.
>>379740532
I miss Kane and Lynch. The gameplay was mostly rubbish but I liked the edgy story.
>getting your name wrong
now THIS is autism
>mispronounced his own name
Oh God does EA have a David Cage now
Sounds like Joseph Fares is the VA. He better shape up his voice acting.
>>379740490
This.
Nevermind went from prison break shit to an uncharted knock off.
>fill conference with shitty dlc and sports shit
>make the only actual game show infinitely more interesting
genius
>>379740516
Yeah this.
>couldn't get his last name right
>mispronouncing your own name
soooo does it have Morgan Freeman?
OY WHY THE BROTHER IN THE CAMP
I wish I had a friend I could play co-op with.
This looks good, boys
first for you're all pathetic fucking virgins
That game was trying so hard to be Uncharted movie-esque after the prison escape bits. lmao.
Looks alright
>>379740516
This. Prison break > prisoners on a run.
This has been the only half-good thing in the whole conference
>gets his own fucking name wrong
>split screen co-opt only
lol - what an unbelievable waste of money.
You can do anything in a game, so why are games putting in fights with this terrible choreography?
Oh, well, I'm no longer interested.
Fuck co-op games, I've got friends but I only ever play on my own.
>We want the AMC audience
that's one handsome man
AHHH COME ON
>>379740789
henlo i can frend
Whats up with the fucking nose
co-op only is a bad move
>full creative freedom with EA
>play it in your couch
>in
COUCH FORTRESS!
looks cool, desu
although a little too cinematic
>>379740516
This, shoulda stayed in the prison the whole game, looks like a movie after that I highly doubt you'll get to explore the outside it'll just be set pieces.
>It's got like everything
>it's gonna be so cool
Come on
>YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
A prison escape game is actually a good idea and it could be fun...
but I'm sure EA will somehow fuck it up.
Mate what the fuck are you talking about
You're rambling you dumbass, stick to the script
>You can play EVERYTHING
is joseph fares our guy?
We really need more games set in the 1970's this looks pretty interesting
He's on drugs.
>Need friends for it
DROPPED
>Forced co-op
But I don't have any friends :(
GONNA BE CRAZY
GONNA BE HUGE
GONNA PLAY EVERYTHING
NOT EVERYTHING BUT A LOT
BADASS
>you're going to be able to play everything
>I mean, not everything but a lot of stuff
Todd Howard this guy is not
So it's a game that you can't play by yourself? Only co-op? Interesting.
Looks like another "cinematic" movie game, but the concept of having a co-op prison break game is actually really neat.
>>379741069
>Well not everything
>but most things
>>379741073
>but I'm sure EA will somehow fuck it up.
The co-op thing is how it's fucked.
Sweden YES
Sweden, yes.
he actually seems like a genuine guy
>co-op with long cutscenes
not gonna work
>a game that forces split screen
that's actually a really good idea. couch co-op needs to have a comeback.
Well, at least he has actual gameplay to show.
he seemed genuinely enthusiastic, at least. more than I can say for the other hosts.
>the only game that looks even half a fart's worth
>split scree coop only
>swedes
this guy seems alright
they're actually gonna show gameplay
I'm shocked
My girlfriend is latina and I love her very much
>>379741180
You WILL be sucked.
I think I've watched a total of like 3 minutes of this unmuted
>Sweden
>>379741095
>A LOT OF STUF
>>379740880
Shut up Tim
>>379741146
What about me anon
oh shit gameplay
S W E D E N
Y E S
Oh hi Mark!
I LIVE BREATH DIS GAME
IT KICK ASS
Why they insist to push multiplayer and co-op games?
FUCK THIS SHIT when this is going to end. Just make some good single player games for christsake
>Sweden
JUST TRUST ME OKAY, BUY THE GAME ALREADY
FUCKING TRUST ME IT'LL BE GOOD
I have no fucking friends let alone one that plays anything other than Fallout 4 and GTA online only
That's the most Jewish nose I've ever seen
>>379741285
A game that HAS it is cool. A game that forces is sucks.
Fares is actually a /tv/ guy gone /v/
His brother has an even hookier hook-nose
>>379741252
>well not most things
>but you can buy DLC for that
A Way Out is going to be literally nothing but jew noses and QTEs
Split screen only seems really annoying
>play it in your couch
Is this the future of VR?
>>379741146
Use online "friends"
>>379741428
Fitting they're making a game with prison rapings
>Game that requires a friend is rejected by /v/
What a surprise.
>CO-OP
>COUCH
>ACTION
Fucking sweden, they sound like dogs with peanut butter in their nouths
Anything intersting happening?
>YOU NEED A FRIEND
We made it!
Is there a site where I can just read the news in one continuous news stream?
I'm stuck in a shitty 3rd world country with shitty internet that barely lets me open my e-mails, watching streams is off the table.
PLS HALP
>>379741413
hows your sex life
this is a pretty interesting idea for a game
can't wait to clip through walls and teabag random NPCs in the background while my bud is stuck in a cutscene
>Split screen co-op
>don't have friends
At least they try to get some original ip
>way out
This game better be a loaded gun, you promised me this EA
>Has to be played with 2 people
Welp, guess I'll have to give this a pass
>swedish game
>literal naked men lined up
You can't make this shit up
>his voice is literally EYY BADA BING with OY VEY
I'm fucking dying
>that running animation
HAHAHAHAAAA
This seems heavily scripted.
>linear game
>has small burst of freedom sometimes where there are multiple options to complete a mission
yeah dropped immediately
implying i have friends
>>379741581
Lots of sites do live blogs. Google E3 liveblog.
If you're going to make a story driven game don't make the plot like that of a lackluster movie
Make something that would be a good story regardless of medium
And fucking please have good gameplay
mite b good
>tfw no friends to help me escape from jail
looks neat tbhonesto
>he doesn't main Leo
E3 hyp bois
Wait, what.
Split-screen only? This is going to be stillborn.
>>379741582
ur tearing me abart Liza!
>what!? It was that guy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>my own name is Joseph
He is a shame upon us.
>>379741608
Yeah, and they'll immediately find out why co-op games flop.
yeah this looks cool
kinda meh on forced co-op but they're doing something interesting and IT'S NOT FUCKING E-SPORTS FIFA
is this the only conference today
You just know 60% of the game is going to be Uncharted style climbing
>>379741753
Online co op too I think
>>379741709
>yfw "good" videogame stories wouldn't even pass for a penny dreadful
With rare exception.
>>379741581
Follow reporters on Twitter
>forced co-op
>it's a "should've been a movie and not a game" game
>>379741739
no skill
This man has no charisma.
>now let's stop showing games
TIME FOR VR GUYS
I like the Idea but they shotting themselfes in the foot with the multiplayer only
>tfw you can't play A Way Out because you have no friends
>Those soulless eyes every time he tries to be funny
Fuck's sake.
guys its 5 in the morning and i am very tired and have a head ache please tell me if i should stay up or not because i retarded and cant think for myself
>>379741814
Microsoft in 80 mins
>>379741814
Yup.
CAN SOMEONE POST THE DRINKING GAME PICTURE?
>>379741814
Yee sucks really
This guy looks like he's ingested his fair share of SEED,
>>379741814
yep
http://e3countdown.weebly.com/
>>379741863
Seriously
stop posting this thread is supposed to be comfy
>>379741924
If they did it where you can play once as one guy and once as the other that would be fine.
LITTERALLY uncharted
>>379741948
stay up, you giant fagmachine
>>379741953
>>379741956
GIVE ME YOUR SEED, ONII-CHAN
>seed
>>379741878
>it's a Hollywood is so creatively bankrupt it could never be a movie game
just watch the lets play with popcorn
>>379742014
Haha fuck you faggot.
>millions of main characters shaped by you
The fuck did he mean by this?
>>379741953
Microsoft is tomorrow.
>>379741953
ms is tomorrow
SeeD!
How much you wanna bet the game doesn't actually support splitscreen play
>co-op only
Woah what the fuck EA, some of us don't have friends
>Scorpio Deathkits
>>379741953
wrong
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>procedurally created characters
???
A WAY OUT ISNT CO OP ONLY YOU DUMB NIGGERS THE GUY CLEARLY SAID IT HAS ONLINE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>one of the ways we can blur lines between digital and irl
Sounds scary to be honest
SIX TERRAFLOPS
4 KAY
>>379742052
Don't you like EA seed?
>swedish dev company
>SEED directly afterwards
hmmm
>>379741948
go to bed, watch possibly interesting things later
HIGH DEF FOOTBALL BUTTS
>>379742208
>online co-op isn't co-op
>>379742042
Microsoft is happening after ea
OH YOU DON'T SAY
So many buzzwords
Wait I came in late, any cool shit so far?
>>379742173
Get fucked, loser
>>379741935
>>379742173
There you go, you can play together.
>Scorpio Deathsquads
what did he mean by this?
>teraflops
>>379742229
>New IP!
>Generic third party shooter
BIOWARE HAHAHAHAHAH
Did i miss battlefront 2?
>new ip
LADS
>from bioware
goddamnit
4U
THE WALL
BUZZWORDS GALORE
>>379742208
Are you actually retarded?
>you need a friend for a co-op game
Anyone else not going to be able to play this game?
top kek bioware
what the fuck is SEED? neural networks? virtual humans? shit sounds fucking apocalyptic. is EA actually going to end the fucking world?
>>379742326
Decent looking stealth jailbreak game but it can only be played in co op so its dead to me.
>madden confirmed for microsoft press conference
>bioware
The Buzzwords /v/
Count them
>that deadpan voice delivery
jesus christ help me
THE WALL
>>379742340
/v/ is terrible to be friends with, why do you think they don't have any
>an original idea
>it's literally just a Destiny ripoff
>Bioware
no thanks.
>>379742416
nope
>BIOWARE
>Bioware
Oh boy here we go
>>379742330
Woah that was uncalled for
>new IP
>Bioware
>Bioware
BIOWARE
THE WALL
BUILD IT
>>379742340
I want them to develope a fantastic friendship! Good luck anime girl posters!
Here we go
>the WALL is actually EEEVIL
>what a TWEEST
>Bioware
>WALL
>new bioware IP
Here we go
Gonna fail hard
>bioware
*breathes in*
DRRRRUUUUMMMMMPPPPPFFFFF
>WALL
MORE SPORTS
WEW
>NBA LIVE
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>379742215
In the future we can plug you into a vr headset and sell dlc, but the system will not have "a way out"
Destiny: Social Justice Edition
The Wall worked.
>bioware
let me guess, stronk ugly trans nigger womyns
>new bioware IP
>THE WALL
>It actually protects them
How times have changed
Wow it's fucking nothing
Here's NBA live
>Bioware
>Game is obviously pro-Trump propaganda
is this bizarro earth?
>bioware
Why does every female voice in vidya sounds like that?
why is everything made in frostbite
Attack on Titanfall fuck off bioware
THIS SUMMER
whom the fuck is this awkward dad fuck
BUILD THE WALL
>EA making it's own Destiny
>An entirely new way to play a basketball game
With your feet?
>bioware level
>anthem starts playing
>you either live with the choices you make
>or die trying to change them
change what? your choices? you die when making a choice?
>the story doesn't end here
>it is just the beginning
oh fuck off.
Yeah, great new IP. Not-Mass Effect.
They'll probably give all the characters helmet so they don't have to animate faces.
>apehoop
is dis Halo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY JUST DO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>NBA
>sports
>again
REEEEEEEEEEE
Without wall: 4/10
With wall: 6/10
>>379742460
currently on voice chat with my buddy watching the show and he's already excited about it, get fucked faggot
>use only a minute on a new IP
>gonna use at least 10 mins on NBA
>The game is literally advocating for a wall
>attack on titanfall
>by bioware
>>379742850
lol'd
>bioware
>absolutely nothing
amazing.
>Bioware
>Generic as fuck trailer
>Shootan and robots
>Sci-fi alien world
>BWOOOOOO sound effect
Weren't they just saying "original ideas" a few seconds ago?
>>379742780
Because its a good engine?
creative director is a QT
>>379742748
I bet the befriend the aliens or whatever and it was all bigoted hatred
This guy looks just like Todd
TODD?
This conference: Fuck you, we have a monopoly in sports games.
I WANT TO PLAY AS CUTE GIRLS PLAYING BASKETBALL, NO ONE CARES FOR REAL LIFE PLAYERS.
This guy is a cute baby that Todd Howard and Dennis Reynolds had
Doc, this isn't the correct dosage of Todd.
>>379742761
they reuse the same 3-4 actresses over and over
and also women don't have unique personalities or physical characteristics
He said LeBum
>im super excited
this makes me sad
Gibbs (me dat)I'm so clever
I am so excited by this basketball action
Wow
good night niggas im sleepy
Gotta interest the niggers so the jews can get their shekels
>when you see that sweat
Thought Live was dead long ago?
2K sports are the kings of this now.
>>379742460
>see this image a lot
>searching gives nothing
>will never get sauce
It should have been called Mass Erect
Reminder: KD did nothing wrong
>NBA LIVE
who gives a fuck. 2K is so much better
>using my right stick
>flicking the left stick
>finish with the left hand
l-lewd
>EA attempting to compete with 2k in the year 2018
When are they gonna program their BBCs to bounce around in their shorts? That's when I'll care.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURANT
>>379743168
You don't want to read it.
>>379743151
good night anon
HOL
UP
>>379742780
so they don't have to shell out for an unreal or cryengine license
I wanna see some sweat.
>>379743164
>>379743250
Presumably EA overlords are pissed they don't have a monopoly on all sport.
>use the right stick
>to finish with the left hand
No homo tho
>>379743103
Holy fuck I might even play too if that were a thing.
does anybody care about ape hoop?
>>379743307
That's for me to decide
>>379743259
>dominate the hardwood
WE WUZ
>>379742761
because women aren't allowed to express an ounce of feminine behaviour in games anymore
>>379743387
Yanks do. So do filipinos.
Seems like a boring sport to me.
Fuck Golden State. Go Cavs!
We Espn now
Someone post the e3 conference timetable please
It's been a decade and these games still have the fucking crazy eyes. What the fuck EA
>>379743168
https://e-hentai.org/s/4320b2bdf9/882638-28
But it's not what you're expecting
Didn't 2K do this like 3 years ago
please no more sports
SPORTS BAYBEE
>>379743440
ZPORTZ
>>379743413
no it isn't, because no one is giving you the sauce
HAHAHAHA
STREET CRED SIMULATOR.
LIKE IT'S A FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA SCORE OR SOMETHING.
HAHAHAHA WHY ARE CORPORATE TYPES SO EVIL?
>>379743307
I've seen some shit man, how bad could it be?
>>379743161
big sweaty black cocks and balls
>>379743202
robo is not for sex
I REGRET WATCHING THIS
>>379743103
I'd play this! >:O
>>379743547
>CINEMATIC SPORT GAMES
Is this a new meme?
Niggers gonna nig.
>>379743387
ape hoop > dive grass > stick ball > hand egg
this shit looks worse than last years 2K
>play in a shitty virtual ghetto
finally
>>379743587
Is that Todd and Moot's son?
>>379743569
Better too
>>379743512
GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS RUNNING STRONG
CAVS TOO BUSY SHOVING BASKETBALLS UP THEIR ASS
>>379743569
yes
this fucking monkey sport
>NBA RPG
It's the game I always wanted.
I can't wait to raid the harlem globetrotters for their pants
year of the dindu
>skill shit in sports
>apes in the streets
are they trying anymore
>>379743337
sauce?
>>379743168
I'll sum it up: a girl with a shitty personality and "meh" looks fucks a bunch of guys because she thinks they like being friends with her.
A story you can get at any bar.
Shit guys.
My PC just crashed and I had to reboot.
How muchSPORTSdid I miss?
>>379743746
>monkey music begins playing
I spotted a dab in there
>>379743614
>>379743551
I GOT
I GOT
I GOT
>DNA
Ok they are cool now
>>379743387
nig nogs do, my friend has over 1000 hours in 2k, apparently the my park thing is addicting.
NIGGER: The Game
I really wish I could see actual gameplay of these sports games instead of cinematic cutscenes.
Can someone tell me when sports became so homoerotic?
This is so bad so far
Video games are dying
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
SPACELOVE!But it was just nigger music instead
>Nigger gibberish intensifies
>30 minutes of star wars
hmmm
>just downed my second energy drink at 5 in the morning
>american self made man mythology in 2017
>>379743387
Triggered tiny dick honkey detected
>>379743746
Basketball is a beautiful sport only beat by tennis
The games are absolute ass though
WE WUZ KANGZ
I GOT I GOT I GOT I GOT LOYALTY, GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA
Why do I even bother watching the EA conference?
>>379743956
since antiquity?
THAT'S IT?
HESHE
30 minutes of star wars
Christ EA are just the worst
They're so determined to have people think they're nice people by doing charity shit when in reality it's the shitty games that make people hate them.
>>379743860
You shut your bitch mouth!
Kendrick is based af.
DO NOT BULLY
>it's a corporate fuck tries to pretend to be human episode
>anti-bullying organizations
>no clapping
Ahahahaha
>>379739406
where to watch e3?
when does it start?
>>379743551
but my curiosity will be sated even if its disappointed.
Thanks
>your world, prejudice free
I don't think I can watch 30 minutes of star wars. I don't think anyone would want to watch 30 consecutive minutes of star wars.
Here we go lads, time for muh inclusive games
>we donated to an anti-bullying charity in the name of Star Wars
>heforshe kek
>>379744051
>NBA Jam TE
>ass
I'll kill you
>>379743103
B-ball lolis when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IX7PyBOoFI
>>379743746
>implying Football, Handegg and so on aren't monkey sports either
Reminder that football and handegg both literally come from mayans (or was it aztecs?) where they played with decapitated human heads instead but aside frmo killing the rules are basically the same still.
Literally monkeyshit.
>more inclusive
>anti-bullying
Hoo boy.
>>379744023
Go to sleep eurofriend, nothing to see here
>HeForShe
>Inclusive
What is it with this year.
Here we fucking go.
It's okay that we're a shit company if we pander to feminist drones!
Almost every they've shown playing their games are fucking white dudes.
>>379743850
you missed basketball
up next is 30 minutes of star wars, allegedly
>we threw money at some sjw garbage
Fucking prejudice free bullying opposition, what the fuck.
I'm so done, good night anons, I can't take this shit any longer.
>unadulterated star wars
KEKS
U
C
K
S
when will the ps4 part start?
>free
Okay so A Way Out was the only thing remotely interesting here?
>shills diversity
>waits for applause
>no applause
lol
>>379743860
Kendrick is pretty good anon.
>all that virtue signalling on stage
top cringe
g-games
f-for free?
Oh boy social justice
>donating to anti-bullying charity
>>379744079KANGZ?
INCLUSION
NO BULLY
SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS
today I will remind them
>free trials
Wow it's not like demos are always free or anything
ANTI BULLY
N
T
Y
B
U
L
L
Y
OOGA BOOYEGA WE WUZ AYO HOL UP NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA HOOOOOOOLLLL UUUUUPP SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>379743860
>>379743907
Reminder white men watch nubians fuck their women and they enjoy it like a good cumskin
>>379743551
This isn't nearly as bad as you guys made it sound.
I swear if they don't show clone wars
Isn't Star Wars the highlight for the end?
So this is it?
THIS IS AWKWARD
STOP
>>379744401
Sony conference is tomorrow at 5pm EST
>audio guy forgot to leave the applause in
laffin
>>379744264
You are so fucking dumb.
Football existed in medieval England before the Americas were even discovered.
SHIEEET FEMALE PROTAGONIST
WE OFFLINE CAMPAIGN NOW!
There is no reason for EA to hold this fucking conference. It's all shit they talked about before or garbage nobody gives a shit about.
S T O P
>>379744207
ea.com
20 minutes ago
>>379744207
It's began 47 mins ago
SOCIAL MEDIAZ
EA TO THE XTREME
>i want a full offline story mode for EA battlefront
Biggest monkey's paw ever.
Aw yiss, 30 minutes of Star Wars geting raped by EA. I guess Disney needs a break from time to time
STEP ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
omg da dorm droopers i recognise dem get hypeeeeeeeeee
So EA suck ass to nobody's surprise, but what's next on the video game shit show itinerary today?
Just make a Star Wars Battlefront II remake you fags
STORM TROOPERS
I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE STORMTROOPERS
Which stream are you fags watching? I'm at /twitch
Feels like we're watching different shit.
god i am so fucking sick of star wars
>boasting about offline story like it's a unique feature.
God, these people suck.
Hahaha - we support feminism! HERE'S A SEXY LADY - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK ME!
>everyone complained about our first game
hey here's another
Kill me
>FEMALE PROTAG
GARBAGE
ehhhhhh it hurts
>STRONK WOMYN
Kill me
Do men lead armies anymore? What the fuck?
>>379744264
Still shitskin sports tho
Holy fuck just have galactic conquest for fucks sake.
o fug. they actually did it. the absolute mad men
STOP FUCKING CAT CALLING REEEEEE
>>379744151
>IM DA BLACC MAN, MY SONGS ARE ABOUT THE BLACC PEOPLE AND HOW AINT DID SHIT AND HOW IS GOOD (SAYS SOME JAMAICAN WORDS EVEN THOUGH HE ISNT JAMAICAN BUT MAKES HIM LOOK MORE BLACK) WE GON BE ALRIGHT BROTHERS HOTEP EGYPTIAN KINGS
I hope she isn't the voice actress
MUHHH DIXCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
STRONG
FEMALE
PROTAG
>authentic
BOYEGA TWEETS IN OFFICIAL TRAILER
Semen demon
>woman
WHAT IS NAME I MISSED IT
>Yay bf2 gameplay
>But first cringe and more talking
WOMAN
OF
COLOR
GAMERRR
Holy fuck this is terrible.
>Janina Gavankar
What a name
>i lead this group you have never heard off
why would they cheer for this?
literally who
THICK
>>379744689
couldn't we just let george lucas put the franchise out of its misery with the prequels? Why did it have to become this?
>>379744509
>WE'RE FEMINISTS
>Star Wars spokesman is a fucking Booth Babe
Lel
>>379741707
wow, thanks
i had hoped kain would be doing it for Forbes but it's someone else
>putting Phantom Menace in the middle
I SEE YOU
that dress is pretty cool but this lady seems like a bitch. could be she was told to act like a bitch though
>she's an "advocate" for cinema-grade story in games
mmmm, fantastic
>>379744573
It just means that European monkeys and American monkeys had literally the same idea.
her voice can step on me
Social Justice Wars Battlefront
>those catcalls
>>379744672
battlefront 2 was console garbage
first one or3is where its at
>THE TWEET HEARD ROUND THE WORLD
Oh gee, a woman is the protag once again.
Color me shocked.
Gavankar is not a real name.
That cunt need to be civilised by someone.
SKATE 4 WHEN?
>Colored female character
>Playing a villain
What the fuck
new thread where
>WYMYN
>>379744290
HeforShe is a fucking joke, started by Emma Watson. Basically women need men to liberate them.
Its all a fucking joke.
>>379744539
plz gib source my friend
This woman is so hot... amirite?
there has never been a star wars story game, thanks EA
THOTS BEGONE
Jesus fuck that acting.
>ea battlefront
>good
Pick 1
>>379744879
Ouch, my Janina
Andrew "Satan" Wilson
>>379744660
Nothing. There's nothing else today.
>>379744836
POO IN LOO
>>379745007
Never, this is their closer
>it's gonna be a star wars themed battlefield campaign
can't wait..........................
FOR FUCKS SAKE
DO
SOMETHING
NEW
3x0 is still 0
>Gave An Car
stupid name
WOOO FEMINISM!
SHOW US YOUR TITS.
>>379745007
Never ever
holy fucking cringe
wait is this shit gonna be cannon?
>>379744734
this guy gets it
Thank god Sony is just going to show us trailers and that's it.
[delayed applause]
>Ima be cuddlin up with someone playin some EA's BATTLEFRONT II
>start the conference with "video games is the best medium"
>compare everything to movies
>muh cinema grade
X WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS
>>379745201
>Star Wars fan still concerned with canon.
Apologize.
Guys I'm worried. How is Ubisoft going to outcringe this?
>>379744879
shes a poo in loo
>more content as a selling point
fuck you
WHITE MEN ARE BAD
REMEMBER THIS
3x0 more contents
>MOST TALENTED IN THE WORLD
HELP ME
I'M CHOKING ON LAUGHTER
3x0 is still 0
>>379745201
The bigger question is should anyone fucking care
HOW ABOUT GALACTIC CONQUEST YOU ASSHOLES?
Another year another no ssx
She can try acting as tough as she wants, the slut inside still comes out.
>advocate for cinematic story in games
STOP
STOP YOU WHORE
Can you at least get a woman who gives a shit about the game?
was that sam hyde??
Stop talking and show us gameplay, you cunt.
>stockholm
SWEDEN YES
>3 times the content
3 times 0 is still 0
SHOW US YOUR TITS
>>379745201
yes, its been confirmed by disney
>STAR WARS IN 2017
>>379745304
I hate to say it. But I don't think they can. This is so bad
This is a COMFY thread, go back to pol you faggots
>>379745173
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>>379745302
I never doubted you to begin with senpai
please upload your experiments to vimeo
SWEDEN!
>>379745046
c o f f e e
>30 minutes of this
kill me
>>379745302
GEORGE PLEASE COME BACK
FINALLY we're getting a story based Star Wars game!!!
Fucking EA shoving diversity monkey shitskin love down our throats
>>379745479
triggered roastie detected
How do you become one of the "best battlefront players in the world"?
Doesn't it just mean random twitch streamers or youtubers?
this is #GIRLWOOD-tier bad
>>379745201
Ist not like they can ruin it more than it already is.
>>379744551
Reminder nubians have nothing to do and share no heritage with the east african dindus whose descendants make up a large quantity of the US-centric negro hegemony.
African americans ain't woke at all
Was it that hard to find some fat neckbeard at DICE to come out on stage
I hate to be one of those guys I just don't buy this chick isn't the female equivalent of a corporate suit just reading off a teleprompter
>>379745302
I'm sorry Jorge.
>>379745479
I know the perfect place for you, called NeoGaf
Check it out
Every E3 I am reminded of how out of touch I am with what people think I should be interested in.
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>379745358
THIS
>IS THE CLEAN UI LOOK GONNA STAY
>I'M AN EXPERT ON THIS DEVELOPER
>LISTEN TO ME
>trailer showcasing white millennials
I n t e r e s t i n g
>>379745361
After the last (((SSX))) I don't even want to see them try again.
>is the UI gonna stay good?
Great QA work
>clean UI look is gonna stay?
Dear god I hope not. It looks below average in Battlefront and shit in Battlefield 1.
>all these new features are just things that were in the old games
Fuck you, EA.
>battlefront 1 theed map
wew
>hey guys we got a new game
>here look at all the gross people who worked on it INSTEAD OF THE FUCKING GAME ITSELF
always a good sign
>ecelebs AGAIN
>>379745374
holy shit I wasn't alone
>Battlefield 1 in space
Do any non nu-males make video games?
>classes are back
Thank fuck
>>379740070I miss you April.
>class system
>woah they made classes
do these dumbshits not even know about the original 2 battlefront games?
>Still desperately keeping BFII on life support
It's dead, EA
>WRIST ROCKETS CONFIRMED
>>379745643
>west african
correction
>David Steinberg
>blaster feels more real
Yeah, what I always wanted
>WE LISTENED YOU GUYS
>NOW BRINGING YOU 20% OF THE SHIT THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE FIRST GAME TO BEGIN WITH
>were introducing shit that was in the first battlefront games
>all devs seen other than nu-male fucks are minority or female
>feels real
>Laserguns
>>379745479
I didn't say anything political though, just that she seemed like a bitch. women can be bitches anon, it is possible you know. never said they all were
>>379745875
literally this
>GUYS WE'RE SO PROGRESSIVE
>all the people shown working on the game are white hipster dudes
I can't take anything about episode 1 seriously after seeing the plinkett reviews
EA is using that woman just like G4 used Olivia Munn to get unfuckable white slobs' money.
And all these retard bloggers pat themselves on the back thinking it's this progressive wonderful thing.
Well, fuck that shit. I've seen True Blood - I don't need to give E.A. my money to get my jollies off.
Stone Mountain is a jew? Noooooooooooo
>>379745841
where's the new thread
>>379745608
I'm gonna miss aisha this year
so they openly admit that is all staged, are they retarded?
>gameplay
>shows no ui
SPINNING THAT'S A GOOD TRICK
why didn't they just have this in the first game
>clone wars retard battle droids
FUCKING DROPPED
WHY CANT THEY SOUND COOL LIKE IN TPM
new thread blese :DDD
>>379745860
Seriously. They're acting like they've done something new and revolutionary.
Fucking EA.
At least it looks like battlefront again
That was seriously fucking "making of" video for a trailer? There's a fucking "artistry" bubble in gaming, and it needs to pop.
Game does look visually amazing, like the first one. Wish it was fun.
So wait, this is gameplay? Bullshit.
Oh man this gameplay looks fucking amazing and it's clearly not some prerendered shit or anything.
WATCH
>"Sector is clear"
>Didn't see Darth Maul right in fucking front of him
>>379745925
>all white males are nu-males
that's how people in Sweden look like.
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS
So, are they just accepting that the first game was a $60 (or $120) tech demo for the second?
Was that daft punk?
ROGER ROGER
>>379746241
It's AUTHENTIC you anti-semite, would EA lie to you?
I clapped.
>>379746131
It's a joke anon, calm down
>gameplay
yodadarthmaulwookies
M-MOMMY
>comfy thread
>spamming underage faggots come here anyway
DIE BITCH
This woman is 100% Olivia Munn style nerd bait.
IJUSTINE! LOL. Fucking E.A. man.
>>379746230
One thing Battlefront 1 never lied about was graphics, it's a shallow shitshow of a game but good god it's legit as good looking as advertised.
>The Emperor
FUCK OFF
i
fucking
Justine
>>379745860
They don't care about fans of the original games. The only thing they care about are the people who buy it because Star Wars
>>379746319
>its not a comfy thread
NEW COMFY THREAD WHERE?
ijustinehahahhhahhahahah
>>379745648
>Was it that hard to find some fat neckbeard at DICE to come out on stage
Yeah they should get some fat autist with black frames and a flannel shirt who mumbles over their own words
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
"I'M GOING TO TAKE A WARM FROTHY SLUT?"
I KNEW.
WHAT!?!?!!? BLACK PANTHER! HOLY SHIT!
>>379746319
>No comfy wallpaper
ya blew it desu
We knew you were gonna shill up nigger
>star wars
Real talk, why do merishits care so much about this space magic bullshit
New thread
>>379746825
New thread
>>379746825
New thread
>>379746825
No cloud city = no buy
>>379739406
anymore conferences today or is this the only one?
>>379747259
Only EA
>[game feature] will be free for everyone who owns [game]!
New thread
>>379746825
W R I S T R O C K E T S W H E R E ?