Since the sticky is getting flooded I decided to make a safe haven for us /comfybros/
>>379731894
thank you anon I've been looking for the last 5 minutes
almost made one myself
>>379732082
Happy to help anon. What are you hoping for in EA conference?
HERE WE GO
Are there any chatrooms that isn't filled by neo/vpol/?
Out so cant get comfybut split screeening clover and youtube is comfy i guess
>>379731894
IGN still best stream? Apparently 1080p60.
Hello comfybros
Time for EA
What stream is best?
>>379732265
hoping to not get kicked in the nuts for 90 minutes
it'd be nice if EA remembered it makes games etc. etc.
overall I'm not expecting much
>>379732284
>>379732290
Youtube+Glover is best for mobile
>>379732409
See
>>379732389
>>379732409
Twitch is serviceable desu
>>379732284
>Are there any chatrooms that isn't filled by neo/vpol/?
anon this is not a comfy topic. cease
>>379731894
thank you, man
>>379732485
Yeah it's best to start with low expectations
>>379732587
Link pls
>>379732573
Link pls
Why did I even tune in
Its that time of year again boys. I fucking love the slow comfy threads.
We got drums!
>>379732879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Bta5UNTHw
wow
this is some underwhelming audio mixing
The band guys look so passionate and joyful...it's so weird being for EA
WOW
MADDEN CONFIRMED
WHO KNEW
This is set to be an embarrassing year boys, I can already feel it
>bullfrog
already triggered
Oh no. A worse start than I thought we'd get.
Oh, it's that FIFA thing everyone hated but handegg
>>379732879
>needing a link to twitch/ea
moron
>>379732692
Happy to help!
>>379732928
same here anon
ironically the best and only good thing about the stickies
WE
>>379733136
Nice to just get it over with.
could someone give a me tl;dr version of that games are expected and/or which devs are coming out with "big news" or something?
also where to watch e3?
I think I've bought every madden for the bast 7 years and I could not care less about what I'm seeing
do people really play madden for the story
Yay, Satan is back.
Literally nobody wanted it in FIFA and literally nobody wants it in Madden
>innovative
>madden
satan confirmed
How long does this conference last?
PLEASE CLAP
>CEO/Super villain
SPORTS
This guy is a fucking ghoul.
>Opening of the show is sports
Garbage conference confirmed
Hey bros. anyone else hoping for some sims info?
Who's this british bastard?
>>379733553
He's strayan
Its too hot outside
AC isnt helping as much as it should
another forced black protag in sports career mode
not comfy
the stream is at108060 and it looks like ass
whats going on
>>379733416
2 hours
>>379733279
Fifa 17, battlefront 2, some sports games etc
I really hope they announce Dead Space 4.
"Constructive"
>SPORTS LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
Toasterbros ayy
>>379733646
I hope they don't.
BUZZWORDS
MORE BUZZWORDS
EVEN MORE BUZZWORDS
>what they don't
How about FUCKING SPORTS
thanks for explaining the joke to me EA, I was obviously too stupid to get it
oh fuck
Can't wait for the highlight reels coming in next week.
>>379733626
>forced black protag
>in sports
>>football
I'm so glad I woke up early in the morning to watch a live shill for American sport games
>>379733680
hahahahhahahaha
>THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES
Oh for fuck's sake why
Why does he look so evil?
>>379731894
Can't believe I still come here for every E3.
I still love it and you guys.
It's cringe-tastic
I like that the Bond villain is still CEO of EA.
"We're all here for one simple reason"
To extract the maximum amount of money from idiot shareholders and customers.
Watch it on Demoliton D or Vinesaucevidya stream
>>379733643
cheers
Gay makers?
YEA
https://player.twitch DOT tv/?volume=1&muted&channel=ea
Twitch has higher quality than IGN.
IGN is just an upscale.
Is the stream dying?
where are the games andrew?
Just show the games already.
YEA YEA
STOP TALKING SHOW THE GAMES
>>379734006
Where are you watching?
wow i love dead games
>>379733901
His eyebrows merge into the shadow underneath.
http://us21 DOT chatzy.com/62277377342688
/v/ friendly room
>creator cave
Great to see E.A. commemorate Roger Moore's passing by making a Bond villain its CEO.
So after this, its basically over for the day?
Does he believe his own bullshit?
>battlefield friends
Kill me
>>379734137
Was on IGN but I've changed to the EA one
What are the odds we'll see a new game during this conference?
oh no
you shittin me with this?
what the fuck they have done to that guy's soul
AHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Those wooden chairs look uncomfortable.
nice lighting
No, no no no no.
WTF? Its already worse than last year. How do they manage that?
DAMN, THOSE NEXT GEN GRAPHICS....
>meme eceleb shit
oh joy
>twitch streamer cancer
nice one
>creator cave
>bf friends
i hate EA so goddamn much
MUH COMMUNITY
Is there any concept more terrifying than an autist enclave?
>>379733924
<3
>>379733952
Happy to help
This might be the worst press conference ever made if they just show old shit.
So is the idea to make a commercial for the game and give it a boost in exposure?
ooh the memes
E Celebs
this is disgusting
EA already failed
Wow, the rest of the conference must be really bad if they have to start with this bullshit.
>sports and e-celebs in the first ten minutes
I don't have my rulebook but this is an automatic disqualification isn't it?
>I KILLED THEM ALL
>I KILLED THEM ALL
FUCKING MUSLIM CUNTS
Do people actually like Battlefield One? I always thought it looked fucking horrible, and I remain salty about how it portrays the war. Not in a muh skin way but in that it's so historically innacurate
Check em
Who fucking writes this shit, muh experiences and feelings and crap, god, now this nonsense. They already -88/100
Am I watching E3 or did I accidentally click on a twitch stream?
>youtube ecelebs
Are you fucking serious? EA desperate to make their events worse every year.
>oh yeah e3 is on
>turn it on
>see this
jesus chrsit
this is terrible
OH WOW
NIGHT TECHNOLOGY
Already closed the stream that was fucking garbage.
I am regretting my decision to watch this shit.
"HAHAHA, he just disabled a moving truck on a moving horse. Incredible."
"Really good, Sven. Keep going, people are buying this shit"
could be gud
>>379734652
Incredible... Sugoi....... Amazing....
This is seriously the worst EA conference I've seen and we're only 10 fucking minutes in holy fuck.
EA is not comfy
why are they all black lmao
Yep, there we go. Fuck off with this bullshit DICE.
>>379734613
no dignity!
>talk of new content
>JUST A FUCKING PALLETE SWAP OF A FUCKING MAP
>FEMALE SOLDIERS
WE
This guy's pretty underwhelmed, huh
ICONIC WOMEN'S BATTALION CONFIRMED, GAME IS SAVED
>ICONIC'S WOMEN BATTALION
I already hate this E3
What the fuck
>>379734813
I love tomoko
Wimminzy yety againsky
this is ludo af so far
>>379734961
They aren't all black. Some are women.
>women's battalion
love me some slavs
>keep namedropping "revolution"
>neither maps nor the faction will have anything to do with the revolution
WHERE'S RASPUTIN?
WE
>>379734927
I said almost the exact same thing to my discord friends like 30 seconds ago anon
glad I'm not alone
>bought bf1 three days ago
>made it through 15 hours
>uninstalled it earlier today
It was so fucking bad and casual, not made better by swedish dice's forced black soldiers.
>womens batallion
uhhh what
They try to make the people look less evil by showering everyone other than him in darkness
This guy sounds like a robot.
>>379735029
>>379735045
Awesome, now we can kill the sjws
Well that guy was all charisma
womens battalion of death of shadow assassins
Whats a game i can pirate thats like Battlefield 1?
Ah yes, the well known womens battalion that is guaranteed to be completely different to whatever they imply it is
DEY SPEAKING A FUNNY LANGUAGE.
DIS IS CLASSY AND SHIT.
>kill women in a bf game
i dont think this is going to turn out the way they want to
>BLACK SOLDIER
>ICONIC WOMEN'S BATTALION
was there really an "iconic" womens battalion in WW1?
>>379734639
12 month penalty minimum
WE WUZ FOOTBALLS AND SHIEEET
Also,
>Showing streamer footage
We've hit a new low for EA, which is impressive.
Why do all these men look like they know the taste of human cum?
why the fuck is a black chick representing russia
>>379735426
There weren't any iconic battalions.
lmao that guy looks like he just gave up on life
Thunderous applause.
This fucker is lanky.
>Marxist revolution being sold as materialist entertainment
amazing
>>379735426
more like IRONIC amiright
Why does his voice sound like he's trying to seduce me and take my virginity?
>>379735426
if there was this is the first I've heard about it
not that that means much just a little anecdote I guess
>women join the game
>you want them smaller and tighter, and they're coming
oh boy more DUMB FUCMSAKOGLHSDFO;KLHLDS'
F
>iconic women
>this E3
They're talking a WHOLE LOT announcing a WHOLE NOTHING
>competitive
WHY
>>379735503
quiet, honkey
>those poor ass claps
lmao
This is fucking boring
>>379735426
Iconic was a bad word. "Famous" would be better.
It's fairly well known but not what you think of when someone says WW1.
>>379735540
This conference is fucking awful. I'm saving my snacks for tomorrow.
>Competitive fucking FIFA
Ok
Where are the video games
>>379735540
we are approaching Titanic gravy boats levels of capitalism
>worldwide star
>literally who
this is actually a cringe montage
>the fuck championship in berlin
>>379735540
It really is
there are multiple layers of irony here.
>2 mics
>those drums
lel
>fuck championship
AWWWWW YEAH
>people still play battlefield games
>accessible to players and viewers
A'ight, I'm out
does literally anyone give a fuck
I guess they just don't have anything to show? we're already at FIFA e-sports
>all this esports garbage
FUCK OFF
>yuropoors
DICE
STOP FORCING DIVERSITY INTO OUR GAMES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>everyone playing the game is a white male slob
>all the characters in the game are a multiculti gay orgy
take me away sweet cyanide.
MONTAGES
MONTAGES LADS
>that laugh
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
Madden is back, baby
Why is he holding a mic when he had a head set?
>silence
>one guy laughing
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
>>379735848
I think even the audience has stopped giving a fuck
>That barely-audible applause after the BF1 video
>After that complete silence
PERRO CACA
>>379735641
So far:
madden 18 (no fucking shit)
Battlefie-front 2 (no shit)
Current battlefield WE WUZ DLC (no fucking shit)
>""""german""" person
>it's a turkroach sandnigger
as expected Germany
This is my first time.
>>379735848
No
The only people who care about competitive vidya are super nerds.
>>379735540
I love it
REMEMBER. THIS IS COMFY THREAD.
Madden, Fifa, Youtubers and esports. Where are the actual video games?
>COMPETITIVE SPORTS GAMES
>competitive sports videogames
cringe
He's not saying "Fuck" constantly, right?
What is it with Sport and silly Haircuts?
TELL THEM ABOUT E-CELEBS, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>>379735540
marxism is materialst
bros what good game could EA announce here that is actually exciting, I'm giving up
>esport sport game tournaments
Where's Pele?
>being so salty you lost at "competitive" FIFA that you don't shake your opponents hand
wew
You guys do like montages, right?
>Embarrassing musical opener
>BF1 DLC
>E-celebs and tourney mlg shit
This is low even for EA.
Why did this guy have two mics?
I am yet to see facial hair that looks good on any of these slobs.
this could be you /v/!!!!
>>379736143
Fut
>sports
>esports
>competitive gaymen
wow its fucking nothing
>>379735426
>womens battalion in WW1?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_Battalion
>E-celebs
>E-sports
>Map packs
Only been 15 minutes, but it's just been concentrated shit so far.
>competitive gaming
THIS IS WHAT COMPETITIVE GAMES IS ALL ABOUT
This is possibly the worst conference ever.
Not even in a funny way, it's just abysmal.
I thought e3 was about video games. This is about e-celebs or some shit.
Why
Why did I even bother
I knew this was going to be terrible
The people who play sports games aren't the people who go to video game conferences.
Why hasn't EA learned that yet?
>sports and e-sports e-celebs
You cant make up how terrible this is so far
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPhXQgNgfOc
esports of sports games
make it stop
>>379736286
>in a last-ditch effort to inspire the mass of war-weary soldiers to continue fighting in World War I.
Literal. Whores.
>>379736324
Surely they're just getting the shit stuff out of the way first r-right?
Shit so much sports
>>379736395
Don't forget it's sport e-sports
>people are surprised EA is spending the most time on the games that give them the most profit
>>379736235
>implying only 2
Anon....
FUELED BY THE DATA OF RONALDO
SPOOOOOOOOURTS
Boy I never thought Fifa 18 was coming!
>fueled by the data of ronaldo
?????
>>379736395
You missed that one game about The Great War that was fought entirely by blacks and women.
This whole fucking conference feels like
>SEE VIDEOGAMES CAN BE COOL TOO WE AREN'T BASEMENT DWELLERS ANYMOO
>FIFA
Is the USMNT losing tomorrow lads?
>Motion capture is a feature now
I will never understand why everyone complains about the EA press conferences. They show off exactly what their fans want. I know most of us don't care, but a lot of people love sports and shooting games. Why do people go into the EA streams and complain when they don't even want EA games?
>e-celebs
>sports
>mlg
>sports
>dlc for a dead game
i hate ea
I hate absolutely everything about this EA conference
The music, the people, the WE WUZ KANGZ SHIEEET, the esports, the e-celebs
JUST KILL ME
If I was a shareholder, I would think EA has no strong direction for its future.
TSU TSU TSU TSU
Are there any other WWI fronts they could squeeze some DLC out of?
>>379736351
It's literally just "please play our games, look you can be a streamer or esporter!"
>football
>battlefield dlc
>e-sports
>soccer
fun
>Divegrass
>>379736376
They literally have nothing else
I love the awkward pauses he makes when he expects the crowd to applaud but nobody does.
holy fuck this is BAD
What have I missed?
fueled by the data of ronaldo needs to be a meme
not sure how it's just such a fantastic combination of words
the fuck is this
Literally kill me
>Yanks talking about football
>>379736291
>london nigger rap
TSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
sure do love sports, that's why I play video games
bruh what the FUCK is going on
SPORTS
remember when e3 was about video games?
Based nigga Terry Crews
please just make this stop
>>379736716
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS E-CELEBS SPORTS
who /arse/ here?
what thE FUCK
wuh
>she wants a guy from London
>she wants a guy with felonies
British "music".
lol remember all those squidward edits that /v/eddit did for this shit
>>379736603
Nigga I'm not wasting time of my life here to be a rational human being
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, please no.
Are they announcing shirts or something now?
>Seth Meyers
Wait what?
SPORTS.YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM
>men in blazers
im gonna slit my throat this is the worst fucking shit ive ever watched who the fuck even are these motherfuckers
This is a complete disaster.
It's like having some eldritch truth being exposed directly into your brain or some shit.
Imagine sitting there at that conference, seeing it in all its "glory". What fucking boredom, goddam.
YE YE YE
YO YO YO
holy fuck this is the worst thing ive ever witnessed
I lack the words to express the hatred I feel right now.
this is terrible
everything is awful
fucking kill me
i can't take the cringe anymore, my teeth are already destroyed
America gets the absolute dregs of our football coverage people.
Yo yo yo
Let's watch some football
What the fuck was that?
Was that a comercial?
Who the fuck are these people?
nice song
>>379736716
A bunch of out of touch old men on stage talking about sports.
>tsu powered
lost opportunity
>barely any clapping
>more eceleb shit
spohts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wOyDPDgx2Y
thread theme
why is this happening
whyyyyyy is E3 always like thisssssss
>The audience is now completely silent
lol
>3rd world """sports"""
Who the fuck are those bald guys?
Who here /hyper cringe/
What was he thinking?
>PES isn't an EA property
>tfw you'd rather watch 4chan cup
>tolls
>smolls
who are these people
>>379735540
With a nigger on the cover, don't forget this game centered around the russian revolution has a nigger on the cover... because you know, inclusion and shieeet
>>379736890
DIVERSE AND FULL OF FELONIES
So, no cynicism for this thread?
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>World leaders like Will Ferrel
Nice. Thanks for making the thread, OP.
None of these jokes are landing. These people could get more laughs farting in Anne Frank's house.
>Penaldo in a ping pong balls suit
This is the worst thing ever
lmao these niggas seriously trying to act like the Top Gear crew.
>argentina
>white
I AM FUCKING SLAIN
HOLY SHIT THIS IS BAT SHIT
Bring back Fantasy Football League!
>i rate tsunaldo
>EU
Not sure how any of you can be surprised how shit this is. This is EA, this happens literally every single year, they just shill nothing but garbage and sports.
EA is always the most boring and dumb conference next to nintendo. Sony is always the best, ubisoft is sometimes okay sometimes really awful, microsoft is usually okay but mostly boring, and bethesda is pretty new still but so far they've been good.
>>379737129
The audience can't understand what they're saying.
>EA
>Battlefied
>sports
>sports
>>379737245
Happy to help anon
i always find it funny how "hardcore" gamers gets triggered over sports games. literally the oldest genre of games
EA SPUTTSSTH
Let's go ISIS!
Let's go ISIS!
Let's go ISIS!
BOMB THE EXPO!
TAKBIR!
LE FUNNY BALD MAN
>>379737028
don't stop there. Go for the gums as well
>>379737039
completely unsurprised
nice to see EA delivers the worst of the show
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES?
>>379737193
>>379737209
4CC is the only virtual sport worth watching
>soccer culture
What did Ronaldo mean by this?
EA has gone off the deep end, this is the worst its ever been
>>379737186
I'm already starting to have to mute this shit.
>>379737039
You mean you get the dregs. This is marketed at you. Red blooded Americans don't give a fuck about sissy sports like soccer. If they wanted to watch something similar without the fairies, they'd watch hockey.
HOW LONG WILL THIS GO ON FOR
It's days like these I wouldn't mind if ISIS found their way to E3
>>379737230
cynicism is fine just less yelling and shitposting/retarded arguments
at least that's what I gather from comfy threads
>>379737390
SPORTS
Am I supposed to know who these guys are?
sorry about this lads
>Soccer
If it isn't the babby cup, I don't care
You can FEEL the payed Audience
Do you know what EA should do?
Make a football or sports game, but replace all the men with anime girls
dude i am hgih as fuck brother what the fuck is happening on my screen right now
>>379737217
I don't really care about historical inaccuracy, you're playing a video game about one of the worst wars in human history, who gives a shit
>>379737664
That's the thing though. Your hipsters and numales do. That's why we send these twats over to talk to them, while we keep the decent lads.
>>379737164
>expecting gamers to know who the fuck these sports dudes are
why do they do this to themselves
Who the fuck are these people? Are they well known? I don't know anything about FIFA
>it's a britbongs talk about soccer for 10 minutes episode
*exhales in satisfaction*
How can they make this so bad?
Jesus fuck
where the fuck is Just Dance 47
>>379737807
I think the check bounced, there's only a few laughs
>>379737390
>Not sure how any of you can be surprised how shit this is.
Not surprised at all. Merely continuing the disappointment.
>>379737230
>>379737732
How could you not be cynical after these past 20 minutes
the cringe doesn't end, hold me /v/
Wow are they STILL talking about sports games? Why do people even play these?
u wot m8
DAILY REMINDER THAT FIFA IS EA'S BEST SELLING TITLE BY A LANDSLIDE
THAT'S THE REASON THEY ARE DOING THIS SHIT
IS THIS FUCKING INTENTIONAL?
I thought this was a comfy thread guys?
Why is there so much shitposting
>Alex Hunter
literally who
>more forced black protags
HOW LONG CAN THIS LAST
EA HAS ALREADY DECIDED THEMSELVES AS THE WORST CONFERENCE THIS YEAR
>They got that fat twat from arsenal fan TV
I should go now. We all should go.
This is so international.
I think I might have made this image last E3
Who the fuck is Alex Hunter?
>>379737186
reporting. Muted it back when YEH YEH YEH
>>379737823
I'm stone cold sober and I have no fucking clue
who are these people?
INTERNATIONAL
BLACK
WOMENS
BATALLION
WHEN?
YEYEYE
YOYOYO
>>379738026
EA's OC
>>379737780
Forgiven Bong. But don't let it happen again.
Who is Ronald? Who are these British losers? Who is Alex Hunter? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?
what up guys
>wut up guys
Literally END my LIFE
Look at that fucking nu-male
There are people who paid money to go watch this
>All these literally whos
OH SHIT TROOPZ
SENPAI BLUD
WE BRITBONG STREAM NOW
FROM EVERYTHING THEY HAVE SHOWN THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON FOR EA TO EVEN HOLD A CONFERENCE.
FUCK YOU EA
YOUR """"""GAMES""""""" JUST FUCKING RIDE ON MARKETING
>invite two brits for a soccer game presentation
>in the US
Couldn't make tht shit up even if I tried.
Who even cares about EA? Why are we watching this? What could they possibly announce that any of us would care about?
>that jesse boipucci fag
my sides
WHO CARES ABOUT VIDEO GAMES TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
OH YASS GIRLFRIEND DRAMA IN MAH FIFA
WHO ELSE EXCITED BOYOS
THESE FUCKING E-CELEBS AHHHHHH
>STUMBLING OVER HIS WORDS
ITS OVER
"I am here to talk about.. ingesting cum."
YES! CHOKE YOU FAGGOT! CHOKE THAT DICK DOWN!
>a youtube creator
>more e celebs
WEW ECELEB FORGOT SCRIPT
>>379738101
Fifa 17 storymode protagonist.
>>379737983
mobileposters can't handle the sticky
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
OH MY GOD IT'S THAT PRANKS DUDE I FOLLOWED LIKE, A DECADE AGO
I thought this couldnt get any worse and this motherfucker in a denim fucking jacket introduces himself as a youtube creator and looks like hes drunk more cinnamon mango smoothies than girls fucked
bruh this nigga is fuckin stoned
LOL hello guys i'm youtuber falling spaghetti
I CAN'T HANDLE IT
IT'S SO BAD
>>379736991
Goat drepessing movie.
um, uh, need for speed, uh... payback
>unmute
>"I am a youtube creator"
>mute
>youtube creator
>stumbling all over his words
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA
I'm actually mad right now, good god, I hope they get blasted hard for this, a bunch of compilations and reaction videos that just completely shit on EA.
>thx my n--
lmao
Who the fuck is this e-celeb and why is he pretending to be a black man?
>sports are over
Fucking finally
>You guys all know who I am
is this nigga reading from a teleprompter
What a fucking mess
Choking hazard
This guy is the only thing needing Speed
WE HAVE LITERALLY ENTERED THE TWILIGHT ZONE
Niece for speed has been around for a long time
>a youtuber
Annnnnnnd mute again
Jesus
REACHING MAX LEVELS OF CRINGE
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS!?!??!?!?!?!?!
Did they fucking spend like 5 minutes sucking Ronaldo's dick?
looks like the teleprompter is broken
I am so fucking embarrassed by this and I'm not even there
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Take down the House,courier
EA never fails, every single year you can count on two things.
1. SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
2. NEW CAR RACING GAME NOBODY PLAYS
They are really starting strong with the cringe
Jump cutting can't save you now, YouTube guy.
Yes, daddy, feed me those fucking buzz words.
Yeah I bet it's the most diverse world ever made. I'm sure of it.
>>379738613
>racing begins
fuck off
>tfw you're a youtube creator and you're not able to use jump cuts
Holy shit these two are fucking retarded
what's with the hand flopping
What the fuckis up with all this E-celeb cancer? Iknow EA are cancer incarnate but this is a bit too far.
DID THEY NOT REHEARSE AT ALL?
>>379737983
is there good dicking in that doujin? could i have source anyhow?
>>379738613
Didn't need to wait long for the next autism
>>379738737
Are you telling me you wouldn't?
This poor bastard is shitting his pants literally
>>379738318
I'm watching for the cringe.
It's delivering in a way that I never imagined before.
this youtube creator is handsome as fuck
he can stumble over all his words and right into my vag
Why's he keep calling him nig?
Adam West died for this
>>379738862
kek
I seriously can't even watch this.
>Show streamer footage and their EPIC MOMENTZZZZ000111111!!
>HI I'M A YOUTUBE CREATOR HIPSTER
Is this what everyone else is gonna do, too? God damn, being a stupid streamer or youtube cunt seems to pay off if you can get picked up by companies to do their shilling.
is that fucking jack from RT?
time to get a snack
i cant handle the cringe
NUFF TALKN BODDIT
>jacks dumb ass face peeks over
why the FUCK am i watching this
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>>379738862
underrated
>crosses arms
does this guy have any public speaking experience
I can't handle this autism
Ah so it's Forza Horizon but awful
>3 characters
So its just GTA
>>379739003
Fuck off tranny
>Narrative
ITS A CAR GAME FUCKING HELL.
>>379739003
T-t-tits or gtfo
Why is the MC white
Only took 25 minutes for actual gameplay.
What the fuck
Ahahahaha
>>379739207
I'M
LITERALLY
SHAKING
wtf I thought need for speed was racing
>it's a slow american car episode
MUSTANGS ARE NOT FUCKING FAST THEY JUST SOUND LIKE TRACTORS
Oh look its The Fast and the Furious
>LOOK OUT
>...SHIT
>DAMN IT
>watching E3
>on a Saturday afternoon
>being older than a sophomore in highschool
>having no plans other than to watch a video game show
pathetic
YOU NEED TO PULL UP BEHIND THE TRUCK
GET BEHIND THE TRUCK
LETS GET TO THE TRUCK
BEHIND THE TRUCK MY MAN
Please tell me these are voices in the game.
>>379739003
Surely you mean boipussi, cum addict.
>touch car
>it explodes
dropped
>>379739110
He's reading off a teleprompter
real question is: why is he speaking like that when he ain't black
What the fuck am I watching
This is the dumbest shit
>you know what this driving game needs?
>a STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN nagging at you while you drive!
>NfS game filled with Trucks of Peace
Is there even anyone behind the wheel
wow it's more cinematic "gameplay"
Who /demolition d/ here?
those popups though
>Show "epic" crashes
>No damage to the car at all because they're licenced
>drive to a check point
>cue cutsceen
THE FUTURE IS NOW
is this burnout 3
>woman voice
>black man's voice
so progressive! still the same white slobs playing the game though.
do people even buy this games. they look so boring
>>379739406
New thread
>>379739406
New thread
>>379739406
New thread
CATCH UP TO THE TRUCK
GET RID OF THESE GUISE
TAKE DOWN THE ENEMY FORCES
TAKE 'EM OUT TAI
JUST MAKE A REAL BURNOUT GAME
This is basically a cutscene, holy shit how shallow.
>>379739031
What the fuck Adam West is dead?
>>379739437
The famous women racing club
>WOMAN TELLING ME HOW TO DRIVE
NOPE
>Slow motion every 10 seconds
Is that really necessary?
>slightly tap a car
>it explodes and does a slo mo 720 spin for 10 seconds
>every single time
These games just keep getting shittier.
I too like Burnout.
>>379739573
thanks anon-chan
we burnout now
Fucking awful.
Absolutely awful.
>some shitty dialogue
>bump car
>super slow motion car wreck
>some shitty dialogue
>bump car
>super slow motion car wreck
lol is this real
why did the truck murder a dozen people for a car
>Cinematic car takedowns
that looked pretty fun.
>that plays as well as it looks
Can I just take a moment to suggest how unbelievably sad it is to see people applaud their own video game ads?
OKAY BOYS
LETS EVEN THE ODDS
rip 2mil$ car
>>379739725
This is the future that they chose. Let them die.
>spend your Saturday watching a video game show only to shit on it online with your virtual virgin friends
>being this fucking retarded
Looked good, not for me but it looked pretty cool imo.
>>379739634
>Enemy car rams the player car in a fairly good PIT maneuver
>It flips itself and explodes
i like this thread, when is the good stuff coming?
will we wake up to a bloodborne 2?
who realy wants something like that? (no one)
I just realized that played out like a GTA or Saints Row type game mission, and the funny thing is those types of missions on those games are the most annoying and worst ones.
Need for speed is just playing the worst GTA missions back to back.
>>379739969
>shitting on the people shitting on the shit
WOW! You are clearly the most clever person in this thread!
> strong womyn doing dangerous shit
> nigger on wheel
> normie talk
> no destruction mechanics
> 1s to 240 mph
FUCK THIS SHIT
yay cutscenes
Jesus Christ, EA, I can only suspend my disbelief so much.
>that plays as well as it looks
Sure it does.
the nose knows
NOSE
>>379739969
I don't think you're where you think you are. Here, I'll show you the way
>>>/r/eddit
>>379739969
Kill
Your
Self
>>379740081
Sony shit isn't until monday i think.
Well that didn't look too bad
oh god that prison break game....
>>379739710
Happy to help
>>379739406
New thread
>>379739406
New thread
>>379739406
New thread
this looks interesting tbqh famelino
So far all of these games' story modes look like they'd be AMC TV shows
"Hey. I am foreign scum who can't even pronounce my own surname. Buy my game, you filth"
a way out actually looks cool
>QTE the game
>unique personalities
>encourages couch co op
>/v/ will somehow shit on this
a tale of two son was a great game, this guy knows shit
>>379734842
Did he died?
>only with a friend
>>379741486
/v/ dropped.
>>379739406
New thread
>>379739406
New thread
>>379739406
New thread