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Since the sticky is getting flooded I decided to make a safe haven for us /comfybros/
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>>379731894
thank you anon I've been looking for the last 5 minutes
almost made one myself
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>>379732082
Happy to help anon. What are you hoping for in EA conference?
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HERE WE GO

Are there any chatrooms that isn't filled by neo/vpol/?
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Out so cant get comfybut split screeening clover and youtube is comfy i guess
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>>379731894
IGN still best stream? Apparently 1080p60.
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Hello comfybros
Time for EA
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What stream is best?
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>>379732265
hoping to not get kicked in the nuts for 90 minutes
it'd be nice if EA remembered it makes games etc. etc.
overall I'm not expecting much
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>>379732284
>>379732290

Youtube+Glover is best for mobile
>>379732409
See
>>379732389
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>>379732409
Twitch is serviceable desu
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>>379732284
>Are there any chatrooms that isn't filled by neo/vpol/?
anon this is not a comfy topic. cease
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>>379731894
thank you, man
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>>379732485
Yeah it's best to start with low expectations
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>>379732587
Link pls

>>379732573
Link pls
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Why did I even tune in
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Its that time of year again boys. I fucking love the slow comfy threads.
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We got drums!

>>379732879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Bta5UNTHw
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wow
this is some underwhelming audio mixing
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The band guys look so passionate and joyful...it's so weird being for EA
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WOW
MADDEN CONFIRMED
WHO KNEW
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This is set to be an embarrassing year boys, I can already feel it
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>bullfrog

already triggered
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Oh no. A worse start than I thought we'd get.
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Oh, it's that FIFA thing everyone hated but handegg
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>>379732879
>needing a link to twitch/ea

moron
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>>379732692
Happy to help!
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>>379732928
same here anon
ironically the best and only good thing about the stickies
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WE
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>>379733136
Nice to just get it over with.
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could someone give a me tl;dr version of that games are expected and/or which devs are coming out with "big news" or something?
also where to watch e3?
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I think I've bought every madden for the bast 7 years and I could not care less about what I'm seeing
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do people really play madden for the story
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Yay, Satan is back.
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Literally nobody wanted it in FIFA and literally nobody wants it in Madden
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>innovative
>madden
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satan confirmed
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How long does this conference last?
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PLEASE CLAP
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>CEO/Super villain
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SPORTS
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This guy is a fucking ghoul.
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>Opening of the show is sports
Garbage conference confirmed
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Hey bros. anyone else hoping for some sims info?
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Who's this british bastard?
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>>379733553
He's strayan
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Its too hot outside
AC isnt helping as much as it should
another forced black protag in sports career mode

not comfy
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the stream is at108060 and it looks like ass
whats going on
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>>379733416
2 hours
>>379733279
Fifa 17, battlefront 2, some sports games etc
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I really hope they announce Dead Space 4.
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"Constructive"
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>SPORTS LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
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Toasterbros ayy
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>>379733646
I hope they don't.
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BUZZWORDS

MORE BUZZWORDS

EVEN MORE BUZZWORDS
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>what they don't
How about FUCKING SPORTS
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thanks for explaining the joke to me EA, I was obviously too stupid to get it
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oh fuck
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Can't wait for the highlight reels coming in next week.
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>>379733626
>forced black protag
>in sports
>>football
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I'm so glad I woke up early in the morning to watch a live shill for American sport games
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>>379733680
hahahahhahahaha
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>THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES

Oh for fuck's sake why
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Why does he look so evil?
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>>379731894

Can't believe I still come here for every E3.
I still love it and you guys.
It's cringe-tastic
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I like that the Bond villain is still CEO of EA.
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"We're all here for one simple reason"

To extract the maximum amount of money from idiot shareholders and customers.
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Watch it on Demoliton D or Vinesaucevidya stream
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>>379733643
cheers
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Gay makers?
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YEA
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https://player.twitch DOT tv/?volume=1&muted&channel=ea

Twitch has higher quality than IGN.
IGN is just an upscale.
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Is the stream dying?
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where are the games andrew?
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Just show the games already.
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YEA YEA
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STOP TALKING SHOW THE GAMES
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>>379734006
Where are you watching?
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wow i love dead games
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>>379733901
His eyebrows merge into the shadow underneath.
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http://us21 DOT chatzy.com/62277377342688

/v/ friendly room
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>creator cave
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Great to see E.A. commemorate Roger Moore's passing by making a Bond villain its CEO.
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So after this, its basically over for the day?
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Does he believe his own bullshit?
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>battlefield friends
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Kill me

>>379734137
Was on IGN but I've changed to the EA one
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What are the odds we'll see a new game during this conference?
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oh no
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you shittin me with this?
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what the fuck they have done to that guy's soul
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AHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Those wooden chairs look uncomfortable.
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nice lighting
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No, no no no no.
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WTF? Its already worse than last year. How do they manage that?
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DAMN, THOSE NEXT GEN GRAPHICS....
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>meme eceleb shit

oh joy
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>twitch streamer cancer

nice one
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>creator cave
>bf friends

i hate EA so goddamn much
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MUH COMMUNITY

Is there any concept more terrifying than an autist enclave?
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>>379733924
<3
>>379733952
Happy to help
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This might be the worst press conference ever made if they just show old shit.
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So is the idea to make a commercial for the game and give it a boost in exposure?
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ooh the memes
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E Celebs
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this is disgusting

EA already failed
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Wow, the rest of the conference must be really bad if they have to start with this bullshit.
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>sports and e-celebs in the first ten minutes
I don't have my rulebook but this is an automatic disqualification isn't it?
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>I KILLED THEM ALL
>I KILLED THEM ALL
FUCKING MUSLIM CUNTS
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Do people actually like Battlefield One? I always thought it looked fucking horrible, and I remain salty about how it portrays the war. Not in a muh skin way but in that it's so historically innacurate
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Check em
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Who fucking writes this shit, muh experiences and feelings and crap, god, now this nonsense. They already -88/100
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Am I watching E3 or did I accidentally click on a twitch stream?
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>youtube ecelebs
Are you fucking serious? EA desperate to make their events worse every year.
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>oh yeah e3 is on
>turn it on
>see this

jesus chrsit
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this is terrible
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OH WOW

NIGHT TECHNOLOGY
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Already closed the stream that was fucking garbage.
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I am regretting my decision to watch this shit.
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"HAHAHA, he just disabled a moving truck on a moving horse. Incredible."

"Really good, Sven. Keep going, people are buying this shit"
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could be gud
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>>379734652
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Incredible... Sugoi....... Amazing....
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This is seriously the worst EA conference I've seen and we're only 10 fucking minutes in holy fuck.
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EA is not comfy
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why are they all black lmao
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Yep, there we go. Fuck off with this bullshit DICE.
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>>379734613
no dignity!
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>talk of new content
>JUST A FUCKING PALLETE SWAP OF A FUCKING MAP
>FEMALE SOLDIERS
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WE
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This guy's pretty underwhelmed, huh
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ICONIC WOMEN'S BATTALION CONFIRMED, GAME IS SAVED
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>ICONIC'S WOMEN BATTALION
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I already hate this E3
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What the fuck
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>>379734813
I love tomoko
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Wimminzy yety againsky
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this is ludo af so far
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>>379734961
They aren't all black. Some are women.
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>women's battalion
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love me some slavs
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>keep namedropping "revolution"
>neither maps nor the faction will have anything to do with the revolution
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WHERE'S RASPUTIN?
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WE
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>>379734927
I said almost the exact same thing to my discord friends like 30 seconds ago anon
glad I'm not alone
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>bought bf1 three days ago
>made it through 15 hours
>uninstalled it earlier today
It was so fucking bad and casual, not made better by swedish dice's forced black soldiers.
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>womens batallion

uhhh what
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They try to make the people look less evil by showering everyone other than him in darkness
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This guy sounds like a robot.
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>>379735029
>>379735045
Awesome, now we can kill the sjws
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Well that guy was all charisma
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womens battalion of death of shadow assassins
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Whats a game i can pirate thats like Battlefield 1?
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Ah yes, the well known womens battalion that is guaranteed to be completely different to whatever they imply it is
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DEY SPEAKING A FUNNY LANGUAGE.

DIS IS CLASSY AND SHIT.
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>kill women in a bf game
i dont think this is going to turn out the way they want to
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>BLACK SOLDIER
>ICONIC WOMEN'S BATTALION
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was there really an "iconic" womens battalion in WW1?
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>>379734639
12 month penalty minimum
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WE WUZ FOOTBALLS AND SHIEEET

Also,

>Showing streamer footage

We've hit a new low for EA, which is impressive.
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Why do all these men look like they know the taste of human cum?
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why the fuck is a black chick representing russia
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>>379735426
There weren't any iconic battalions.
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lmao that guy looks like he just gave up on life
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Thunderous applause.
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This fucker is lanky.
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>Marxist revolution being sold as materialist entertainment
amazing
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>>379735426
more like IRONIC amiright
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Why does his voice sound like he's trying to seduce me and take my virginity?
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>>379735426
if there was this is the first I've heard about it
not that that means much just a little anecdote I guess
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>women join the game
>you want them smaller and tighter, and they're coming
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oh boy more DUMB FUCMSAKOGLHSDFO;KLHLDS'
F
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>iconic women
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>this E3
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They're talking a WHOLE LOT announcing a WHOLE NOTHING
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>competitive

WHY
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>>379735503
quiet, honkey
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>those poor ass claps
lmao
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This is fucking boring
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>>379735426
Iconic was a bad word. "Famous" would be better.
It's fairly well known but not what you think of when someone says WW1.
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>>379735540
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This conference is fucking awful. I'm saving my snacks for tomorrow.
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>Competitive fucking FIFA

Ok
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Where are the video games
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>>379735540
we are approaching Titanic gravy boats levels of capitalism
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>worldwide star
>literally who
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this is actually a cringe montage
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>the fuck championship in berlin
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>>379735540
It really is

there are multiple layers of irony here.
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>2 mics
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>those drums
lel
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>fuck championship

AWWWWW YEAH
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>people still play battlefield games
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>accessible to players and viewers
A'ight, I'm out
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does literally anyone give a fuck
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I guess they just don't have anything to show? we're already at FIFA e-sports
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>all this esports garbage
FUCK OFF
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>yuropoors
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DICE
STOP FORCING DIVERSITY INTO OUR GAMES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>everyone playing the game is a white male slob
>all the characters in the game are a multiculti gay orgy

take me away sweet cyanide.
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MONTAGES

MONTAGES LADS
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>that laugh
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SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
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Madden is back, baby
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Why is he holding a mic when he had a head set?
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>silence
>one guy laughing
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SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
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>>379735848
I think even the audience has stopped giving a fuck
>That barely-audible applause after the BF1 video
>After that complete silence
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PERRO CACA
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>>379735641
So far:
madden 18 (no fucking shit)
Battlefie-front 2 (no shit)
Current battlefield WE WUZ DLC (no fucking shit)
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>""""german""" person
>it's a turkroach sandnigger

as expected Germany
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This is my first time.
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>>379735848
No

The only people who care about competitive vidya are super nerds.
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>>379735540
I love it
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REMEMBER. THIS IS COMFY THREAD.
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Madden, Fifa, Youtubers and esports. Where are the actual video games?
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>COMPETITIVE SPORTS GAMES
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>competitive sports videogames
cringe
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He's not saying "Fuck" constantly, right?
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What is it with Sport and silly Haircuts?
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TELL THEM ABOUT E-CELEBS, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
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>>379735540
marxism is materialst
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bros what good game could EA announce here that is actually exciting, I'm giving up
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>esport sport game tournaments
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Where's Pele?
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>being so salty you lost at "competitive" FIFA that you don't shake your opponents hand
wew
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You guys do like montages, right?
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>Embarrassing musical opener
>BF1 DLC
>E-celebs and tourney mlg shit
This is low even for EA.
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Why did this guy have two mics?
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I am yet to see facial hair that looks good on any of these slobs.
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this could be you /v/!!!!
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>>379736143
Fut
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>sports
>esports
>competitive gaymen

wow its fucking nothing
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>>379735426
>womens battalion in WW1?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_Battalion
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>E-celebs
>E-sports
>Map packs

Only been 15 minutes, but it's just been concentrated shit so far.
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>competitive gaming
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THIS IS WHAT COMPETITIVE GAMES IS ALL ABOUT
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This is possibly the worst conference ever.

Not even in a funny way, it's just abysmal.
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I thought e3 was about video games. This is about e-celebs or some shit.
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Why
Why did I even bother
I knew this was going to be terrible
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The people who play sports games aren't the people who go to video game conferences.
Why hasn't EA learned that yet?
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>sports and e-sports e-celebs
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You cant make up how terrible this is so far
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OFFICIAL THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPhXQgNgfOc
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esports of sports games
make it stop
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>>379736286
>in a last-ditch effort to inspire the mass of war-weary soldiers to continue fighting in World War I.
Literal. Whores.
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>>379736324
Surely they're just getting the shit stuff out of the way first r-right?
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Shit so much sports
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>>379736395
Don't forget it's sport e-sports
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>people are surprised EA is spending the most time on the games that give them the most profit
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>>379736235
>implying only 2

Anon....
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FUELED BY THE DATA OF RONALDO
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SPOOOOOOOOURTS
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Boy I never thought Fifa 18 was coming!
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>fueled by the data of ronaldo
?????
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>>379736395
You missed that one game about The Great War that was fought entirely by blacks and women.
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This whole fucking conference feels like
>SEE VIDEOGAMES CAN BE COOL TOO WE AREN'T BASEMENT DWELLERS ANYMOO
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>FIFA
Is the USMNT losing tomorrow lads?
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>Motion capture is a feature now
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I will never understand why everyone complains about the EA press conferences. They show off exactly what their fans want. I know most of us don't care, but a lot of people love sports and shooting games. Why do people go into the EA streams and complain when they don't even want EA games?
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>e-celebs
>sports
>mlg
>sports
>dlc for a dead game

i hate ea
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I hate absolutely everything about this EA conference
The music, the people, the WE WUZ KANGZ SHIEEET, the esports, the e-celebs


JUST KILL ME
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If I was a shareholder, I would think EA has no strong direction for its future.
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TSU TSU TSU TSU
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Are there any other WWI fronts they could squeeze some DLC out of?
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>>379736351
It's literally just "please play our games, look you can be a streamer or esporter!"
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>football
>battlefield dlc
>e-sports
>soccer
fun
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>Divegrass
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>>379736376
They literally have nothing else
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I love the awkward pauses he makes when he expects the crowd to applaud but nobody does.
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holy fuck this is BAD
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What have I missed?
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fueled by the data of ronaldo needs to be a meme
not sure how it's just such a fantastic combination of words
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the fuck is this
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Literally kill me

>Yanks talking about football
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>>379736291
>london nigger rap
>>
TSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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sure do love sports, that's why I play video games
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bruh what the FUCK is going on
>>
SPORTS
remember when e3 was about video games?
>>
Based nigga Terry Crews
>>
please just make this stop
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>>379736716
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS E-CELEBS SPORTS
>>
who /arse/ here?
>>
what thE FUCK
>>
wuh
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>she wants a guy from London
>she wants a guy with felonies

British "music".
>>
lol remember all those squidward edits that /v/eddit did for this shit
>>
>>379736603
Nigga I'm not wasting time of my life here to be a rational human being
>>
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, please no.
>>
Are they announcing shirts or something now?
>>
>Seth Meyers
Wait what?
>>
SPORTS.YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM
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>men in blazers
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im gonna slit my throat this is the worst fucking shit ive ever watched who the fuck even are these motherfuckers
>>
This is a complete disaster.
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It's like having some eldritch truth being exposed directly into your brain or some shit.
>>
Imagine sitting there at that conference, seeing it in all its "glory". What fucking boredom, goddam.
>>
YE YE YE

YO YO YO
>>
holy fuck this is the worst thing ive ever witnessed
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I lack the words to express the hatred I feel right now.
>>
this is terrible
everything is awful
fucking kill me
>>
i can't take the cringe anymore, my teeth are already destroyed
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America gets the absolute dregs of our football coverage people.
>>
Yo yo yo
Let's watch some football
>>
What the fuck was that?
Was that a comercial?
Who the fuck are these people?
>>
nice song
>>
>>379736716
A bunch of out of touch old men on stage talking about sports.
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>tsu powered
lost opportunity
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>barely any clapping
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>more eceleb shit
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spohts
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wOyDPDgx2Y
thread theme
>>
why is this happening
>>
whyyyyyy is E3 always like thisssssss
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>The audience is now completely silent
lol
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>3rd world """sports"""
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Who the fuck are those bald guys?
>>
Who here /hyper cringe/
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What was he thinking?
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>PES isn't an EA property
>tfw you'd rather watch 4chan cup
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>tolls
>smolls
who are these people
>>
>>379735540
With a nigger on the cover, don't forget this game centered around the russian revolution has a nigger on the cover... because you know, inclusion and shieeet
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>>379736890
DIVERSE AND FULL OF FELONIES
>>
So, no cynicism for this thread?
>>
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>>
>World leaders like Will Ferrel
>>
Nice. Thanks for making the thread, OP.
>>
None of these jokes are landing. These people could get more laughs farting in Anne Frank's house.
>>
>Penaldo in a ping pong balls suit

This is the worst thing ever
>>
lmao these niggas seriously trying to act like the Top Gear crew.
>>
>argentina
>white
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I AM FUCKING SLAIN

HOLY SHIT THIS IS BAT SHIT
>>
Bring back Fantasy Football League!
>>
>i rate tsunaldo
>>
>EU
>>
Not sure how any of you can be surprised how shit this is. This is EA, this happens literally every single year, they just shill nothing but garbage and sports.

EA is always the most boring and dumb conference next to nintendo. Sony is always the best, ubisoft is sometimes okay sometimes really awful, microsoft is usually okay but mostly boring, and bethesda is pretty new still but so far they've been good.
>>
>>379737129
The audience can't understand what they're saying.
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>EA
>Battlefied
>sports
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>sports
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>>379737245
Happy to help anon
>>
i always find it funny how "hardcore" gamers gets triggered over sports games. literally the oldest genre of games
>>
EA SPUTTSSTH
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Let's go ISIS!

Let's go ISIS!

Let's go ISIS!

BOMB THE EXPO!

TAKBIR!
>>
LE FUNNY BALD MAN
>>
>>379737028
don't stop there. Go for the gums as well

>>379737039
completely unsurprised
>>
nice to see EA delivers the worst of the show
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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES?
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>>379737193
>>379737209
4CC is the only virtual sport worth watching
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>soccer culture
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What did Ronaldo mean by this?
>>
EA has gone off the deep end, this is the worst its ever been
>>
>>379737186
I'm already starting to have to mute this shit.
>>
>>379737039
You mean you get the dregs. This is marketed at you. Red blooded Americans don't give a fuck about sissy sports like soccer. If they wanted to watch something similar without the fairies, they'd watch hockey.
>>
HOW LONG WILL THIS GO ON FOR
>>
It's days like these I wouldn't mind if ISIS found their way to E3
>>
>>379737230
cynicism is fine just less yelling and shitposting/retarded arguments
at least that's what I gather from comfy threads
>>
>>379737390
SPORTS
>>
Am I supposed to know who these guys are?
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sorry about this lads
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>Soccer
If it isn't the babby cup, I don't care
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You can FEEL the payed Audience
>>
Do you know what EA should do?

Make a football or sports game, but replace all the men with anime girls
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dude i am hgih as fuck brother what the fuck is happening on my screen right now
>>
>>379737217
I don't really care about historical inaccuracy, you're playing a video game about one of the worst wars in human history, who gives a shit
>>
>>379737664
That's the thing though. Your hipsters and numales do. That's why we send these twats over to talk to them, while we keep the decent lads.
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>>379737164
>expecting gamers to know who the fuck these sports dudes are

why do they do this to themselves
>>
Who the fuck are these people? Are they well known? I don't know anything about FIFA
>>
>it's a britbongs talk about soccer for 10 minutes episode
>>
*exhales in satisfaction*
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How can they make this so bad?

Jesus fuck
>>
where the fuck is Just Dance 47
>>
>>379737807
I think the check bounced, there's only a few laughs
>>
>>379737390
>Not sure how any of you can be surprised how shit this is.
Not surprised at all. Merely continuing the disappointment.
>>
>>379737230
>>379737732
How could you not be cynical after these past 20 minutes
>>
the cringe doesn't end, hold me /v/
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Wow are they STILL talking about sports games? Why do people even play these?
>>
u wot m8
>>
DAILY REMINDER THAT FIFA IS EA'S BEST SELLING TITLE BY A LANDSLIDE

THAT'S THE REASON THEY ARE DOING THIS SHIT
>>
IS THIS FUCKING INTENTIONAL?
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I thought this was a comfy thread guys?

Why is there so much shitposting
>>
>Alex Hunter
literally who
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>more forced black protags
>>
>>379737415
>>379737428
nice
>>
HOW LONG CAN THIS LAST

EA HAS ALREADY DECIDED THEMSELVES AS THE WORST CONFERENCE THIS YEAR

>They got that fat twat from arsenal fan TV
>>
I should go now. We all should go.
>>
This is so international.
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I think I might have made this image last E3
>>
Who the fuck is Alex Hunter?
>>
>>379737186
reporting. Muted it back when YEH YEH YEH
>>
>>379737823
I'm stone cold sober and I have no fucking clue
who are these people?
>>
INTERNATIONAL

BLACK

WOMENS

BATALLION

WHEN?
>>
YEYEYE
YOYOYO
>>
>>379738026
EA's OC
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>>379737780
Forgiven Bong. But don't let it happen again.
>>
Who is Ronald? Who are these British losers? Who is Alex Hunter? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?
>>
what up guys
>>
>wut up guys

Literally END my LIFE
>>
Look at that fucking nu-male
>>
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There are people who paid money to go watch this
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>All these literally whos
>>
OH SHIT TROOPZ
SENPAI BLUD
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WE BRITBONG STREAM NOW
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FROM EVERYTHING THEY HAVE SHOWN THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON FOR EA TO EVEN HOLD A CONFERENCE.


FUCK YOU EA

YOUR """"""GAMES""""""" JUST FUCKING RIDE ON MARKETING
>>
>invite two brits for a soccer game presentation
>in the US
Couldn't make tht shit up even if I tried.
>>
Who even cares about EA? Why are we watching this? What could they possibly announce that any of us would care about?
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>that jesse boipucci fag

my sides
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WHO CARES ABOUT VIDEO GAMES TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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OH YASS GIRLFRIEND DRAMA IN MAH FIFA

WHO ELSE EXCITED BOYOS
>>
THESE FUCKING E-CELEBS AHHHHHH
>>
>STUMBLING OVER HIS WORDS

ITS OVER
>>
"I am here to talk about.. ingesting cum."

YES! CHOKE YOU FAGGOT! CHOKE THAT DICK DOWN!
>>
>a youtube creator
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>more e celebs
>>
WEW ECELEB FORGOT SCRIPT
>>
>>379738101
Fifa 17 storymode protagonist.
>>
>>379737983
mobileposters can't handle the sticky
>>
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>
OH MY GOD IT'S THAT PRANKS DUDE I FOLLOWED LIKE, A DECADE AGO
>>
I thought this couldnt get any worse and this motherfucker in a denim fucking jacket introduces himself as a youtube creator and looks like hes drunk more cinnamon mango smoothies than girls fucked
>>
bruh this nigga is fuckin stoned
>>
LOL hello guys i'm youtuber falling spaghetti
>>
I CAN'T HANDLE IT

IT'S SO BAD
>>
>>379736991
Goat drepessing movie.
>>
um, uh, need for speed, uh... payback
>>
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>unmute
>"I am a youtube creator"
>mute
>>
>youtube creator
>stumbling all over his words

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA
>>
I'm actually mad right now, good god, I hope they get blasted hard for this, a bunch of compilations and reaction videos that just completely shit on EA.
>thx my n--
lmao
>>
Who the fuck is this e-celeb and why is he pretending to be a black man?
>>
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>sports are over
Fucking finally
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>You guys all know who I am
>>
is this nigga reading from a teleprompter
>>
What a fucking mess
>>
Choking hazard
>>
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This guy is the only thing needing Speed
>>
WE HAVE LITERALLY ENTERED THE TWILIGHT ZONE
>>
Niece for speed has been around for a long time
>>
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>a youtuber
>>
Annnnnnnd mute again

Jesus
>>
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REACHING MAX LEVELS OF CRINGE
>>
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS!?!??!?!?!?!?!
>>
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Did they fucking spend like 5 minutes sucking Ronaldo's dick?
>>
looks like the teleprompter is broken
>>
I am so fucking embarrassed by this and I'm not even there
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YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>
Take down the House, courier
>>
EA never fails, every single year you can count on two things.
1. SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
2. NEW CAR RACING GAME NOBODY PLAYS
>>
They are really starting strong with the cringe
>>
Jump cutting can't save you now, YouTube guy.
>>
Yes, daddy, feed me those fucking buzz words.
>>
Yeah I bet it's the most diverse world ever made. I'm sure of it.
>>
>>379738613
>racing begins
fuck off
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>tfw you're a youtube creator and you're not able to use jump cuts
>>
Holy shit these two are fucking retarded

what's with the hand flopping
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What the fuckis up with all this E-celeb cancer? Iknow EA are cancer incarnate but this is a bit too far.
>>
DID THEY NOT REHEARSE AT ALL?
>>
>>379737983
is there good dicking in that doujin? could i have source anyhow?
>>
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>>379738613
Didn't need to wait long for the next autism
>>
>>379738737
Are you telling me you wouldn't?
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This poor bastard is shitting his pants literally
>>
>>379738318
I'm watching for the cringe.

It's delivering in a way that I never imagined before.
>>
this youtube creator is handsome as fuck

he can stumble over all his words and right into my vag
>>
Why's he keep calling him nig?
>>
Adam West died for this
>>
>>379738862
kek
>>
I seriously can't even watch this.
>>
>Show streamer footage and their EPIC MOMENTZZZZ000111111!!
>HI I'M A YOUTUBE CREATOR HIPSTER

Is this what everyone else is gonna do, too? God damn, being a stupid streamer or youtube cunt seems to pay off if you can get picked up by companies to do their shilling.
>>
is that fucking jack from RT?
>>
time to get a snack
i cant handle the cringe
>>
NUFF TALKN BODDIT
>>
>jacks dumb ass face peeks over

why the FUCK am i watching this
>>
JOIN THE CHATROOM http://alternatevidya.chatango.com/

JOIN THE CHATROOM http://alternatevidya.chatango.com/

JOIN THE CHATROOM http://alternatevidya.chatango.com/
>>
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>>379738862
underrated
>>
>crosses arms
does this guy have any public speaking experience
>>
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I can't handle this autism
>>
Ah so it's Forza Horizon but awful
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>3 characters
So its just GTA
>>
>>379739003
Fuck off tranny
>>
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>Narrative
ITS A CAR GAME FUCKING HELL.
>>
>>379739003
T-t-tits or gtfo
>>
Why is the MC white
>>
Only took 25 minutes for actual gameplay.
>>
What the fuck

Ahahahaha
>>
>>379739207

I'M

LITERALLY

SHAKING
>>
wtf I thought need for speed was racing
>>
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>it's a slow american car episode
MUSTANGS ARE NOT FUCKING FAST THEY JUST SOUND LIKE TRACTORS
>>
Oh look its The Fast and the Furious
>>
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>LOOK OUT
>...SHIT
>DAMN IT
>>
>watching E3
>on a Saturday afternoon
>being older than a sophomore in highschool
>having no plans other than to watch a video game show

pathetic
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YOU NEED TO PULL UP BEHIND THE TRUCK
GET BEHIND THE TRUCK
LETS GET TO THE TRUCK
BEHIND THE TRUCK MY MAN
>>
Please tell me these are voices in the game.
>>
>>379739003

Surely you mean boipussi, cum addict.
>>
>touch car
>it explodes

dropped
>>
>>379739110
He's reading off a teleprompter
real question is: why is he speaking like that when he ain't black
>>
What the fuck am I watching

This is the dumbest shit
>>
>you know what this driving game needs?
>a STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN nagging at you while you drive!
>>
>NfS game filled with Trucks of Peace
>>
Is there even anyone behind the wheel
>>
wow it's more cinematic "gameplay"
>>
Who /demolition d/ here?
>>
those popups though
>>
>Show "epic" crashes
>No damage to the car at all because they're licenced
>>
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>drive to a check point
>cue cutsceen
THE FUTURE IS NOW
>>
is this burnout 3
>>
>woman voice
>black man's voice

so progressive! still the same white slobs playing the game though.
>>
do people even buy this games. they look so boring
>>
>>379739406
New thread

>>379739406
New thread

>>379739406
New thread
>>
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CATCH UP TO THE TRUCK

GET RID OF THESE GUISE

TAKE DOWN THE ENEMY FORCES
>>
TAKE 'EM OUT TAI
>>
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JUST MAKE A REAL BURNOUT GAME
>>
This is basically a cutscene, holy shit how shallow.
>>
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>>379739031
What the fuck Adam West is dead?
>>
>>379739437
The famous women racing club
>>
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>WOMAN TELLING ME HOW TO DRIVE

NOPE
>>
>Slow motion every 10 seconds

Is that really necessary?
>>
>slightly tap a car
>it explodes and does a slo mo 720 spin for 10 seconds
>every single time
These games just keep getting shittier.
>>
I too like Burnout.
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>>379739573
thanks anon-chan
>>
we burnout now
>>
Fucking awful.
Absolutely awful.
>>
>some shitty dialogue
>bump car
>super slow motion car wreck
>some shitty dialogue
>bump car
>super slow motion car wreck

lol is this real
>>
why did the truck murder a dozen people for a car
>>
>Cinematic car takedowns
>>
that looked pretty fun.
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>that plays as well as it looks
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Can I just take a moment to suggest how unbelievably sad it is to see people applaud their own video game ads?
>>
OKAY BOYS
LETS EVEN THE ODDS
>>
rip 2mil$ car
>>
>>379739725
This is the future that they chose. Let them die.
>>
>spend your Saturday watching a video game show only to shit on it online with your virtual virgin friends
>being this fucking retarded
>>
Looked good, not for me but it looked pretty cool imo.
>>
>>379739634
>Enemy car rams the player car in a fairly good PIT maneuver
>It flips itself and explodes
>>
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i like this thread, when is the good stuff coming?
will we wake up to a bloodborne 2?
who realy wants something like that? (no one)
>>
I just realized that played out like a GTA or Saints Row type game mission, and the funny thing is those types of missions on those games are the most annoying and worst ones.

Need for speed is just playing the worst GTA missions back to back.
>>
>>379739969

>shitting on the people shitting on the shit

WOW! You are clearly the most clever person in this thread!
>>
> strong womyn doing dangerous shit
> nigger on wheel
> normie talk
> no destruction mechanics
> 1s to 240 mph

FUCK THIS SHIT
>>
yay cutscenes
>>
Jesus Christ, EA, I can only suspend my disbelief so much.
>>
>that plays as well as it looks
Sure it does.
>>
the nose knows
>>
NOSE
>>
>>379739969
I don't think you're where you think you are. Here, I'll show you the way
>>>/r/eddit
>>
>>379739969
Kill
Your
Self
>>
>>379740081
Sony shit isn't until monday i think.
>>
Well that didn't look too bad
>>
oh god that prison break game....
>>
>>379739710
Happy to help


>>379739406
New thread

>>379739406
New thread

>>379739406
New thread
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this looks interesting tbqh famelino
>>
So far all of these games' story modes look like they'd be AMC TV shows
>>
"Hey. I am foreign scum who can't even pronounce my own surname. Buy my game, you filth"
>>
a way out actually looks cool
>>
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>QTE the game
>>
>unique personalities
>>
>encourages couch co op
>/v/ will somehow shit on this
>>
a tale of two son was a great game, this guy knows shit
>>
>>379734842
Did he died?
>>
>only with a friend
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>>379741486
/v/ dropped.
>>
>>379739406
New thread

>>379739406
New thread

>>379739406
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