EA conference

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alternative stream:

twitchDOTtv/ea

(maybe its time to whitelist some twitch links, mods?)

>>379724421
>about
1 more hour retard.

>>379724421
it's still 70 minutes away, and there will be a sticky, stop flooding the board unnecessarily

where are you guys watching e3 coverage?

Twitch / youtube?

Gimme links.

>>379724910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BB0ambDQw

>not watching twitch /easyallies

>>379724421
S P O R T S

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EA's conference would be so much better if they didn't have 30 minutes of sports.

>>379727332
>Most sold stuff is about sport
really make you think

>>379724832
You have a point with how long it is until it starts, or had, i should say. But you do not have a point when it comes to the sticky, one or two threads are fine, stickys are dogshit for actually following along with the thread, they're too fast. Slow-ish comfy threads are better.

who /neverbuyea/ here?

>>379731045
me, but unlike what people claim it's a meme and not an actually movement idiots never learn and suckers never die

Is this the /comfy/ thread?

>>379731045
I can't remember the last EA game I actually wanted to buy anyway, so sure

>>379731045
I suppose. It's really just down to not wanting Origin on my PC and having no consoles, plus EA not having published anything in the last 5 or so years that I'd want anyway, though.

>>379731496
>I can't remember the last EA game I actually wanted to buy anyway, so sure
this

Think we'll get an EAfront beta or something? Knowing our luck it'll be a free weekend for BF1 or some other bullshit no one cares about

>>379731045
I relapsed on Titanfall 2

>sports off the bat
Good, i can go take a piss.

what is this movie bullshit?

>Madden copying 2K's awful story mode

No thanks

Most innovative madden

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>madden: the game, the movie, the experience
are you hyped /v/?

WE

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>copy NBA 2K16
>call it innovative

Which stream is going to have the Pope between conferences? Geoff usually has his own stream but I can't find it.

>ALL of the feedback
so you gave it back to the original devs?

>30 minutes of Star Shit

THIRTY (30) MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY WHO ASKED FOR THIS

>live gameplay
when will they learn this shit is fucking awful?

>bla bla bla bla bla games are so good guys bla bla bla
Why were people making fun of Nintendo having a 30 minute conference again?

C'mon EA, move the fuck on.

>>379733761
pope's stream is youtubes official stream

>YEAH every time he receives the smallest bit of positive feedback from the audience

Relax, guy.

What the fuck

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>youtubers and streamers
kill me

Fucking hell, EA is truly the worst conference every year.

>bunch of faggots play a shitty game

>>379734018
It's the best part of ea's shows

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HOLY SHIT KEK

B^U

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>advertise a game using ecelebs, lets players, and youtubers

/v/ WILL defend this

INCREDIBLE

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>incredible

Mooney does not look how i thought he would, can tell he's a fenian though.

WELP WE YOUTUBE NOW,

They are not competing with WW2? Huh

Holy shit this guy is fake

>INCREDIBLE

>>379734783

and /v/ says eceleb shit isn't vidya...

>women's battalion

>women on the battlefield

Missed the first minutes.

Did I miss anything?

>>379724421
ICONIC WOMEN BATAILLION

THE NOGS WEREN'T ENOUGH!

>>379724421
CELEBRATE CELEBRATE CELEBRATE

>>379735128
madden 18 has story mode with some WE WUZ
battlefield gets russians and women

>>379734875

The entirety of EA is fake corporate types.

for real though I would have laughed irl if they somehow got dsp

>>379735128
madden the movie
ecelebs are now the only thing that matters

EIGHT MAPS!!

Preorder now faggots

>>379735092
is that the guy who did apocalypse lane

This dudes fucking monotone
>8 new maps in one

>A revoltuion
>Is coming

Who the fuck is this guy, why's he trying to seduce me with Battlefield 1?

>>379735352
>incredible

>>379735092
Wow, what a way to start E3. First 5 minutes and there's already footage for cringe compilations.

>Just started
>youtubers and DLC as if it where a new game.

the only game that i would still get from EA is a skate game

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSS QUEEN SLAY

FUCK BATTLEFIELD

This guy talks to you like you are in first school

>"THERE IS NO JUSTICE AMONG MEN"
>"Good thing I'm a woman"

They didn't just...

>8 maps
bretty good

ESPORTS

Don't they have rehearsals or something? How do these technical fuckups happen?

The fuck championship

Audio is on point right now

Is sound only fucked up for me?

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>fifa

Unreal Tournament 2004 had 106 maps.

THE FUCKING BLUNDERS LOL

Competitive vidya is embarrassing

FAT CHAMPIONSHIP

>silence

DLC conference

electronic "sports"

>>379735842
There was dubstep at the start too

WTF I'm getting like 3 audio feeds simultanously.

>The best FUCK players.

What did he mean by this?

>Audience laughing

kek

>virgins first time having not-sex

OH WEEEW ITS FUCKING NOTHING
MUH E CELEBS AND """""""""""COMPETITIVE"""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""STAAAAARS""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EA

>>379735842
better tick that feminist box

Give me more Dragon Age, Dead Space, and Mirror's Edge. Everything else is honestly shit.

Boy those esports dudes and gamers, they sure are wacky but passionate...

This is way too cheesy.

>esport with guys playing video game of sports

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>Fifa Esports
>FIFA ESPORTS
My sides have transcended common sense

>that dude laughing at this shit
godtier

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Whenever I think E3 can't get more interesting they still manage to find a way

>forced esports

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>>379724421

i didn't even know there was esports for sports games. holy fuck that's retarded. playing sports games is one thing, i can *kinda* get that. but WATCHING someone play sports games? what the fuck, just watch real sports

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>didn't shake his hand
S A V A G E

Stop getting mad at video games faggots.

>>379735842
where is "celebrate"?

OMG new FIFA, who would have seen that coming?

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>esports of sport games

>video ends
>absolute silence from the audience
every time

OH SHIT ITS A SOCCER GAME
WITH RONALDO
OOOOHHHHHHHHHH

>>379736391
SPORTS
ESPORTSPORTS

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>nignog "music"

>>379736354

what a salty faggot.

Hey look it's EA blowing an entire 15 minutes on three games because of fluff. And I'm a mindless fanboy for thinking this is dumb?

>don't be a sheep when you can be a goat...

WE WUZ GOATS

>>379736391

I'm not mad, I'm laughing right now.

Discord??

How the fuck do they fuck it up like this every year?

huh

Anyone have a report card template?

I need to put a bunch of F's for EA

What the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>379736724
I think you can check off the sports segment, too

Does anyone other than EA investors give a shit about Sportsball?

Hey, we got some SKA

What the fuck

the fuck is this????

What's wrong with the British?

How the fuck, do you fuck up on the audio front that badly. Wohohoho...

They literally cannot get the audio right once, holy shit

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who the fuck are these muppets

>>379736724
Sports celebrities check

Fuck Fifa, if you're gonna show sports at least show Madden.

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Cringe time

What the fuck is going on?

This is cringe overload.

who gives a fuck about sports.

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this gonna be a good cringe compilation

who the fuck are these people?

>>379736724
get that celebrities box ticked

What's the point in going on about this when Fifa 18 will sell bucketloads anyway?

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OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS ITS FUCKING FOOTBALL
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Is this what they call 'British Humor'?

>This music
Are they announcing a samba de amigo buyout from SEGA?

that was the high five of the fucking century

YEAH, YEAH, Yo Yo Yo...Come on everybody

Why do people like soccer?

>>379737097
what was the feminist thing.

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>people who obviously have no clue about videogames talk about videogames

Who the fuck plays sports on a console?

>boring europoor divegrass shit

When will they talk about relevant sports?

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>argentinian
>pasty white legs

We have reached rock bottom

OI MATE FOOTBAW
CRISTIANO RONALDO HAS GOOD GENES EH WOT I WONT HIS SPERM MATE

oi m8 ill mug me gubber

>>379737130
All time is cringe time when it comes to E3

>>379737097
You can add crowd not clapping when they were supposed to

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Okay did they just spend like 5 minutes talking about how much they love Rinaldo's body?

>argentinian
>pasty white legs
I don't think so Tim.

What the fuck is going on?

>>379737190
EA is doing their work for them, just upload as is.

Make this end

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>UNITED STATES
>LEADER IN TECHNOLOGY

>>379737348
appeals to poorfags and third world monkeys

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The audio in OPs stream is fucked for everyone right?

pls stop

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>cringefest

les wautch sum foo'bawl B)

Are the audio fuck ups YT only?Or why isn't everyone memeing it to death.
There are like 5 audio lanes overlapping.

I don't get it. Why aren't the crowd booing these fuckers off the stage? THIS ISN'T VIDEO GAMES

>BLIMEY, CRIKEY, OY SHOVE A NUT UP ME BUT
>LOOK AT HOW BRITISH I AM

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Please stop.

Fake Ronaldo can go fuck herself

>>379737531
I don't know, I literally can't understand anything over this garbage ska shit

ARGENTINA IS WHITE

>>379737359
in battlefield you play the only woman bataillon on WW1

Is this supposed to be comedy?

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

>>379737437
He was talking about the other guy, you stupid fuck

>>379737291
Padding out their runtime.

oh oh oh
ye ye ye

this is kind of awkward without any crowd feedback

>>379737580
>VLC

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

>>379737748
It's britcuck "comedy".

>>379737384
It's just like /v/!

>>379737179
Non beta nu males.

who is in charge of audio? What in the fuck is going on?

nuke Britain

MOTION CAPTURE!? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?

>>379737097
15 minute sports segment check

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RRRRRREEEEEEEE FUCK THIS SHHHHIIIITTTTTTTT

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For fuck's sake stop obsessing over sports, just bring out the trembling Swede already!

>>379737748

Cringe is now being marketed.

>>379737097
Peggle 3 when

>>379737739
ahhhh ty i kinda dozed off when they started talking about BF

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>sports games

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>>379737698
I'm using youtube app on a tv though

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What is this conference even about?
VIDEOGAMES???????????

>>379737359
Probably Battlefield including russian sniper ladies or battlefront having a female protagonist.

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this need to stop

OMG ALEX HUNTER

>>379737863
Can't argue

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World Leaders such as Will Ferrell

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> alex hunter

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>>379724421
>Even E3 devolves into not vidya
/v/ IS LEAKING

Where the fuck are the video games?

>We have a new IP to show
>But first, European men

ENOUGH OF THIS SOCCER SHIT

>>379737887

why do they tout this shit every single year like it's fucking new?

>supposed to be a video game convention
>no idea what the fuck anyone is talking about

Was that Pissed Pedro?

who the fuck is alex hunter

dumb americans

>>379738094
>>Even E3 devolves into not vidya
Not vidya has been a staple of E3 for a long time

wow.

Oh fuck he forgot his lines

it's a fucking Madden story mode reskin

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DUDE SPORTS LMAO

Who the fuck is he?

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>ALEX HUNTER
literally who

oh lord have mercy what is this
youtube creator awkward as fuck holy shit

Need for speed!

>wutupfgts

WE WUZ RACERS N SHEEEIT

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>literal whos
>for a game about a sport most americans don't like
>in an american games conference
>talking about the sport
>not even talking about game mechanics, just literally straight-up talking about the fucking sport
this is the worst shit ever

YOUTUBE CREATOR

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>more youtubers

>>379738094
EA hasn't been about vidya in ages, how new are you?

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who the fuck are these people

This is so awkward. Jeeeesus christ.

need for speed uhhh payback

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wud up guize
>um
>um
>whus up, nig-

this is amazing

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>Youtube "Creators" on the stream
Aren't these faggots all literally nazis?

my boy markus saving the fucking day

STOP GETTING YOUTUBE PERSONALITIES TO HYPE YOUR GAME

>some gayfag doesn't know how to speak

>i am a youtube creator
>i don't know my lines
>i have a speech impediment
>oh yeah i'm a youtube creator

E3 is off to an amazing start.

>>379738593
Are you sure?

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>"" youtube creator ""
> cant even talk properly

Need for Furious 8

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>racing games
>relevant

I'm hearing music...

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>Fumbling literally who e-celeb
kek time

GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>that awkward exchange

That actually hurt me

literally whomst

>we're losing him
>deploy the wingman

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>I'm sorry, EA. I can't watch you do this.

>>379738198
They literally have nothing to show.
It's the same fucking game every goddamn year.

>>379724421
Can anyone give me a tldr on what they've shown?
Sports?
Star wars?

I'm a youtube creator guys, check out my autistic hand movement's

>two new games with black protags
>this cringy yotuber
this is why i watch e3, i love all the shit they feed people.

I didn't order e-celeb spaghetti.

>>379738692
Is it 2011 all over again?

>>379738702
uhhhh

>using people who are not used to performing in front of crowds to do your presentation
What the fuck were EA thinking? At least GirlWood was an actual actress with some experience.

This is a great start for E3 right now

my homie nick, AR12 gaming

Time to breath

MY HOMIE NICK

ENOUGH TALK I'M ABOUT TO SEE IT

Why can't they just get some normies to read some text? why bring some autists who can't even talk

Conferences are always a cringefest.

Nintendo did the right thing cutting that shit.

>>379738927
#girlwood is Ubisoft
stay tuned to see how her replacement fucks up

>>379738640
He mentioned a new IP and I'm pretty sure the sports segment was well over 15 minutes.

>my homie goin be doin sum uh dat gamin ya feel me f a m

>>379738442
I know americans are fucking self-centered and shit, but E3 is a worldwide event, and soccer IS the biggest sport of all.
And I'm an eurofag myself and don't even give a shit about soccer, but for what it sells, I can understand why they focus on that shit.

this wigger is too dumb to say a few lines

Set cringe levels to MAXIMUM!

E3 NOW WITH FUMBLING TUMBLING LITERALLY WHOTUBERS
BASED EA
FOR THE GAMERS

Where is Pele

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>>379738791
100% what happened. My sides

>>379738640

that whole fucking board will be filled out at this rate.

my homey nick ar12 gaming is making a classic beadle

That JewTube fuck almost said what up nigga didn't he? Top sides.

Stoners are fucking useless.

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Jesus fucking christ

>>379739136
I felt bad for him.

who is this not michelle rodriguez

>get rid of dees gyz
fucking atrocious

Did anyone really play the last one?

no way the game will actually look this good

yeah dude, my homie, cars, they're bae and on fleek like fidget spinners. win.

>>379738880
Sports.
Madeen has a story mode now.
Fifa
Need for speed.
Star wars is coming later and they said a new IP is going to be announced as well.

>truck is faster than the cars

fast and furious the game

She sounds just like Michelle Rodriguez what a coincidence

HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY COOL

INITIAL D AS FUCK

>>379738997
15 minute sport segment.

>>379739193
>crysis
>mass effect
>mirrors edge
Impossible

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I'm glad I decided to watch this trainwreck

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LMAOOOOOOOOO

10 seconds of gameplay

''WE HAVE TO TAKE OUT THESE GUYS'' already played 3 times.

>>379739132
>e3 is a worldwide event
it's an american event hosted in america, people around the world watch it because it's big, but the event is american
most of the people in attendance are american
it's like calling 4chan a worldwide site
and either way that doesn't excuse them just talking about soccer rather than the actual game they're presenting about

These line readings are terrible.

>>379731045

Dead Space 2 was the last EA game I've had any interest in.

Literally absolutely fucking nothing whatsoever. I already know Battlefrone 2 happening, and don't give a slightest shit about need for autism.

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>>379739091
You're probably right, if anything we'll be sure to get more sports soon

>>379739370

Well we're gonna hit a lot of fucking bingos at any rate.

I like how the player car stays in pristine condition.

as much slo-mo as normal gameplay

>>379739330
Literally nothing like Initial D. Fuck you.

Is this Nanako's voice actor?

>"""""actual""""" game footage

Is this the giant enemy crab of 2017?

when did need for speed become a fighting game?

That slow mo is fucking disgraceful.

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phew EA thanks for showing me Need for Speed is the same garbage. Maybe one day you'll realize what people want.

did shedied

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>Abandoning the faux realism for straight up playable fast and furious
>And the cheesy later fast and furiouses to boot
This actually looks kind of neat.

NFS Fast and Furious coming to a console near you this summer.

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>One linear road
>cinematics every 5 seconds
>nothing to do besides watchings explosions
> "gameplay"

pretty good job EA

*slowmotion car crash*

*wub wub sounds*

So this is the new Burnout huh

That car is made out of Titanium

Wow I'm so glad Jess did it.

nice movie

>>379739482
even if it wasn't over 15 minutes racing games count as sports

>every 20 seconds we get a 5 second slow mo

fucking why

>female driver

>>379739706
#SheGotThis

>killed all of those people
>did all of that damage
>just to steal a fucking car

wut

DAT WOT I'M TALKING ABOOT
THREE TIMES IN 1 MINUTE
EBIN

Why do they fucking keep making Fast & the Furious: The Game? I just want STREET RACING, you know, where you don't CRASH INTO EVERYTHING

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>This VA

Also why the fuck does there HAVE to be a villain in racing games nowadays?
Can't it just be about underground racing crews fucking around with no need for forced drama shit?

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Anyone has a link to the /v/ stream + chatroom ?

>>379739671
If only

>Is now or never
>cutscene ensues
oh ok then.

If it wasn't for the cutscenes, I thought it would be pretty cool

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>a semi going that fast
>absolutely no damage to any of those cars

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>>379739614
>I can assure you it plays as well as it looks
I take my first post back. That was all bullshots.

"We love developers"
WHAT?

>>379739629
Forza actually has a F&F expansion

>I can assure u that plays as well as it looks
hmmm really makes me think...

It's just a fucking car chill out.

>all that drama just to steal a car

>>379739494
>>379739482
>>379738997
>>379739193

>C&C returns
>spore 2
JESUS CHRIST JUST RAVAGE ME

Just what I want in my car racing game, constantly being interrupted for cutscenes and pre-scripted action scene nonsense.

>>379739873
because people who make this shit have never driven a car in their life

indie gamessss check that off feggits.

>>379739885
>>

>>379739482
New IP & Indie game.

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>slo mo and cutscenes every 10 seconds

Indies?

>2 Fast 2 Furious copied Need for Speed
>Need for Speed copies 2 Fast 2 Furious now

what the fuck

>>379739779
ludonarrative dissonance, son

>>379739779
It's a $2 million car.

YYAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNN

>>379739748
>"this plays as good as it looks"
>every 30 SECONDS of CUT SCENES IN A RACING GAME you can ACTUALLY control the car for FIVE SECONDS WOAH

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>>379739763
/v/ is now so underage they never heard of or played Burnout

>that fucking nose

>>379739482
Indie

Brothers was generic as fuck.

>Get me close to that truck
>2 seconds pass
>I need to get close to that truck
>2 seconds pass
>Take that guy out so I can get close to that truck
>2 seconds pass
>Get closer to the truck so I can do it
>Waypoint pops up on the truck

The memes have become real.

>>379740059

staples of the racing genre.

>>379739672
No.
Tiberium.

>>379724421
>Cars crash into you and explode
>Car Crashes into electric pole, and bounces 10 feet backwards

EPIK GAME.

>>379739936
>M-mummy the video game is too UNREALISTIC!
you just watched a truck also drop an ass load of bombs just to protect some million dollar super car and also the chick in casual clothing leaping onto the bomb truck so a super fast semi isnt much to squint about

>>379740005
a fucking car that in real life would be instantly tracked by the police

RIP the Two Brothers or whatever dev.

This game is a shitty ripoff of Hard Time.

THAT NOSE

That nose tho

Mullet is jewish as fuck

We Prisonbreak

>prison escape game

woah this could actually be good

lmao the nose