Why don't you own a Nintendo Switch home console ?

The fucking state of your fingernails lad, sort it out

>>379719951
Already own a gaming-capable PC and a PS4.

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Because I have a PC

>>379720516
This

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I have one and the purchase was worth it for Mario Kart 8 alone

That tv is from the 90s. Go buy a tv this century dude

>>379720185
>>379720516
So how will you play Splatoon 2? hm?

>>379720516
That probably cost you at least $2k.

>>379720051

Not that guy but mine grow in a similar way, don't actually go out past my finger tips, never have. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>doesn't even have a gorilla glass screen... in 2017

I'll pass and wait for the slim. I want one though so I'll buy the 2.0 on day 1.

>>379719951
Because the Switch is a handheld. I can't own what doesn't exist.

Because I have an immense backlog of Vita, PSP, and 3DS games to go through

I'll get a Switch when it gets a $100 price drop/model

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>>379720051
It's due to my mental illness. Extreme crippling anxiety.

>>379720904
I know you never interact with other people so you don't know this, but people act like animals with their electronics. Half the phones out there have giant cracks in their screens. The plastic screen will scratch, but it won't shatter.

>>379719951
Lack of money though I still have wii stuff I've never played so I guess it's ok.

>>379721476
>extreme crippling anxiety
Classic nintendo, grow up get over it you basement dwelling nolife

>>379721460
>I'll get a Switch when it gets a $100 price drop
So after they discontinue it and you buy a used one on ebay right?

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Because I have a PS4

>>379722218
You stole those didn't you lil mookie

>>379720516
>>379720516
Except nintendo has actual exclusives ssoooo. Just wait for games you can't play on PC.

>>379719951
no games
yet

>>379721460
Have fun waiting like 2 years for a price drop.Wii U never EVER got one.

>>379719951
Zelda isn't worth buying a 300 dollar oversized flimsy hand held to me.

>>379720735
>playing kiddie shooters
Why would I want that?

I'll most likely get one soon because I want muh zelda and muh mario. But I have a bad feeling Nintendo's gonna fuck it up and it'll become Wii U 2.0.

C-can't wait for that new Mario x Rabbids game that absolutely no one wanted, right guys?

>>379722665
seems like an argument from ignorance.

>>379721476
holy fuck, do something about it.
try quitting coffee or other caffeinated drinks for starters.

Why would I have one when I have a Wii U?

I have a switch but it hasn't been out of its dock since day one. who plays a handheld at home?

>>379723464
People online seem to not understand mental illness. It's a chemical imbalance. Eating healthy and exercise doesn't fix everything.

Trust me. I've tried everything. The latest thing I've tried is taking medication. Something I was against for years. I tried to manage it myself. Eating healthy. Working out. New hobbies. Everything. Started taking Zoloft and buspar. Probably won't help but I'll keep trying.

>>379720798
>2k
>for a 4ghz single thread cpu and 16gb of ram

either retarded or second world countryman

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>>379723513
Why not have both

>>379719951
I'm sorry but since you forgot to include the trademark symbol (™) we are unable to deposit $0.05 into your account.

>>379719951
>home console

It's a Nintendo tablet with detachable controllers and an HDMI out

>>379723941
Because until Xenoblade 2 comes out, it's nothing but Wii U ports and ARMS.

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>only want zelda
>play (probably) the best version on PC for free
>spend $300

Guess which one I picked

>>379723941
Not enough Switch exclusives yet. I have zero interest in ARMS, so I'm waiting for Splatoon 2 and Odyssey at least.

>>379723860
i know, but i understand it. i used to have serious anxiety issues but they've been gradually fading, and all of sudden almost entirely disappeared after i quit coffee.
medication fucks up your natural brain functions if you use it for too long, but i guess it's the only way for some people. i hope you get it sorted out.

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>>379720516
lol nice portability and crashes tho

>>379719951
I already have a Wii U which has all their games with the same graphics.

>>379724986
>muh portability
Wow you can play games while watching netflix. No one cares.

>>379724505
you should be in jail

>>379720516
If you can afford a PC you can afford a switch.

>>379719951
Nintendo Switch to a better platform you fucking cuck

>>379719951
No games
Hilariously overpriced

>>379725296
wow you can play at 4k in your mommy's basement. No one cares.

>>379725385
Maybe he doesn't want one?

>>379725380

I'd honestly buy it if they released it on the powerofthepersonalcomputer.

Why would I piss away $300+ for it though, especially as I expect the pc version is the better one.

>>379725532
why not? Is he poor?

>>379720516

My PC burns when I put it on my crotch though.

>>379725502
Butthurt.

>>379722675
>playing melee of shooters
Fixed. Just because it's not boring and brown like any other shooter doesn't mean it's for kids.

>>379725568
go back to pcmr, fag

>>379725385

Not him but I have $50k spare and emulated it on my PC.

I can obviously ((((((afford)))))) one but you shouldn't feed the jew if you don't want things to get worse.

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>>379725385
>>379725380
>>379725617

>>379720798
>I don't know anything about computers.

>>379722218
what weeb did you steal those from you pourch monkey?

>>379725737

Why should I spend $300 for one? Give me ONE reason. (i don't care about portability).

Nintendo are complete jews anyway, not exactly taking money from jesus.

>>379722665
your mom is way more flimsy then the switch faggot

>>379725804
not an argument

>>379720516
>Cannot maintain 30fps no matter how good your hardware is
>Crashes a few minutes after fast travel (every time)
>Stutters occasionally to cache shaders
>Sound quality is awful and pops
>Graphical artifacts in lava and other places
>Missing the Switch version's environmental sounds
>Crashes randomly

But hey it makes for some pretty screenshots, right?

>>379725824
That's ignorant.

>>379725941
not an argument

>>379725926
portability

>>379725967
And then the same people throw an autistic tantrum every time a PC port isn't perfect.

>>379719951
Because I can't even find it on stores.

>>379726082
Exactly

>>379722218
it's so mediocre

>>379726018
never said it was. It's objective fact.

>>379725385
>Burning money for no reason
Not that anon, but I don't want ARMS or Splatoon 2 because they play like burning trash, I play actual kart racers with depth so I don't play MK8, I have a PS4 and Puyo Puyo tetris already, and I don't want to patronize Konami so Bomberman is out.

Please tell me what is coming that I would be interested in, because MHXX looks like shit and I already have a 3DS anyways, and the new Mario is really the only thing that seems interesting, and I've skipped marios before to wait for emulation and I'll gladly do it again.

>>379725407
such an edgelord faggot

>>379726137
Its an objective fact that moralfags don't belong on 4chan

>>379725926
>(i don't care about portability).
Well, then it's not for you. I live in a city so I don't need a car, but that doesn't mean nobody should buy cars.
Also, if you care about Ninty exclusives being the best exclusives, then you need Switch.

>>379726082
Difference between a fan made emulator that runs poorly, and an official port that runs poorly.

>>379726276
that's nice, sweetie.

>>379725973
you are ignorant you faggot cuck

>>379719951
What's on it that's worth getting?
I don't own any current gen consoles because nothing looks good anymore

>>379726328
Don't call me sweetie you homosexual

>>379726303
define "poorly"

>>379726303
Not for your player experience. If a completely broken game is still "THE DEFINITIVE WAY TO PLAY YOU GUYS MC MASTER RACE xD!" then you don't get to complain about bad PC ports.

>>379719951
No metroid game = no consideration of buying one. Or at least until possible monster hunter 5 exclusive.

>>379726431
settle down there, big guy

>>379726427
It's all hype.

>>379719951
Because I can't think of a single game that I want to buy for it.

>>379725641
you know thats gonna cause urinary problems and reproductive problems so i would stop that

GTA V is a better game than BOTW

How are weebs so delusional?

>>379726592
Neat
I'm going to play Morrowind

>>379726465

>THE DEFINITIVE WAY TO PLAY
Not him but I'm going to have to say it is. It's less stable, but looks MUCH better (4k vs 720p) and has a slighlty more stable framerate (then the wii u version I played with a friend).

It still runs like shit but imo (and my friends) it's the best version.

>>379726303
I don't see the difference. If they're willing to put up with a poorly running fan-emulated game then they should by the same standard put up with a poorly running official port of game. If the former is playable than the latter is playable. Simple as that.

>>379726824
Except one of them doesn't involve throwing your money at people who can't get a game running well

>>379726465
We believe ourselves to have the better version so we're not allowed to complain about problems?

>>379726443
sub 60fps, stuttering, lack of options, frequent crashing, etc.

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>>379719951
I do. its incredibly comfy. Has enough hype behind it and sales its going to continue to succeed. So im happy. Just want games to release. impatiently waiting for their E3.

>>379726717
Then you don't get to complain about shitty and unoptimized PC ports.

Also, the frame rate is not more stable than the Wii U version. That's nonsense. Your definitive version is definitive for being in 4K despite shader cache stuttering, broken popping sound, lower average frame rate, and random crashing (or not so random caching in the case of the game crashing a few minutes after fast traveling). Wow it looks so good in 4K even through the lava has artifacts.

Half the CEMU screenshots here have the post processing AA filter on which is hard coded to 720p resulting in a layer of pixelated softness. So definitive

>>379726956
>sub 60fps
get out of here faglord and take your reddit memes with you

>>379726956
I'm tired of seeing all these ports and I want to see good original games. There's too many remakes and remasters.

>>379726717
>has a slighlty more stable framerate (then the wii u version I played with a friend).
Lol you are lying out your ass.

>>379726930
Ironic statement considering we are talking about Cemu

>>379726701
irony

>>379719951
No games on it I would play.

>>379720798
Probably a few 100 senpai

>>379727482
>runs at 8 fucking times the resolution at roughly the same frame rate, requiring at least 8x the gpu power

>lol it's a bad port so u all can't complain wahhh

Fuck off and cry yourself to sleep consolefag

>>379725967
this was true six months ago, all of these are wrong now

>>379726956
it's 30 fps just like official ton of graphic option and no stutter when you download shader cache

>>379727659
See
>>379727914

You're stupid

I personally wouldn't play it unless it's a solid 30fps at at least 2k but I can see why some would

>>379722665
Oversized? My switch slips into my pocket.

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>>379724986
I was hoping so bad the NeoGeo games would have online play. Shame on me for having faith in Nintendo to get with the times. I want to like this console so bad but it's shit like this that makes me regret my purchase.

>>379720798
>switch fags

>>379727482
You can believe what you want, I don't really care. You can set it to run at 4k, you cannot set it to run above 30fps properly though.

The official version is easier to set up, but when the cemu version is free and 4k it's not really a hard choice

>>379727482
no shader cache studder same frame as wii u sound is perfect even before you download shader cache no fast travel crash

>>379727550
sorry I have standards

>>379728143
I don't think that's Nintendo's fault...

>>379727613
pc is very high end (5ghz i7)

Neither are exactly fantastic experiences though

>>379728292
you think you do but you don't

>>379728376
The PS4 version of MotW has online. Are these not the same games?

>>379722218
Do u have a roll of tp on deck for your fapping?

Why the fuck do you have rolls of tp within arms length?

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>>379728470
>I know you better than you

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>>379725682
>y-your just butthurt

>>379728847
whom are you quoting?

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>>379728920

>>379723464
I drink coffee all day while I work and am an alcoholic. Those problems aside I have normal fingernails, it's certainly mental problem

>>379728676
>but Sony

every time

>>379729454
I don't understand your response. Does Nintendo not want me to buy the best version on there console? You guys really have battered wife syndrome.

>>379731245
They don't care what you buy as long as you give them currency.

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>Mfw im about to buy one with Zelda and Disgaea 5 in about 30 minutes

Try to convince me not to.

I'm gonna be poor as fuck until next month

>>379731520
Are you sure you like Disgaea on the first place?
Because it is not a easy thing to get into.

>>379719951

Because Nintendo still hasnt listened to the fans and is just looking for a quick buck.

6th gen Nintendo needs to come back.

>>379721476
>>379719951
>those fingernails
>those pajamas
>that TV
>that furniture
>that complete lack of decor
Typical Nintenbro NEET who can't grow up and clings to his childhood to cope. Sad!

>>379731520
you can play zelda on cemu. Try it first to see if you can run it.

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>>379731959
Yes, i've played and finished 1 and DD2, got very far on 2 (but my psp was robbed), played a bit of 3 and 4 on PS3 but i didn't had the time because im constantly away from home in the Hospital
>>379732932
Already finished the main storyline in a friend's Wii U, put around 80 hours in a week but kinda rushed the ending because he needed it back, i went like 20% completition rate so this time im hoping to complete it, i loved the game.

I'm selling my hacked 3ds tomorrow so I'll be buying one by monday, probably with BotW
What am I in for?

>>379735697
Wait for the new 2ds xl