RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY WIFE'S SON, GODS?

WHERE IS HE???

ZEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUU-

Uh, I mean, OOOOOOOODIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!

Did he already kill all the gods?

It's so refreshing to see that yesterday's juvenile games about gore and machoism and nudity have grown up.

God of War (PS4) is the first God of War game I will be picking up due to how focused the demo looked. No longer are you mashing X for combos and watching Kratos rip off the head of a naked Gorgon or Siren. All that icky stuff is in the past, much like Greek myths. Now, we have an older, respectable Kratos. A father, his life is now about teaching this boy, and the game harkened a bit to perhaps the greatest game of all time; The Last of Us, and could you really blame Santa Monica for wanting a focused, narrative-driven game? Sony does those so well these days.

All I know is, for once, I care about Kratos, and I'm looking forward to this game.

>>379718476
All greek gods.

There's still a few pantheons left.

>>379718476
Only the Greek ones, now it's the Norse one's who will tick him off somehow.

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>Chad's fucking my wife on my couch again

>>379718535
You're right

>>379718676
How the fuck can there be greek gods and norse gods in the same universe?

>>379717298
imagine sticking your dick in that mouth

>>379718750
you just wait till he gets to punch jesus in the next installment

>>379718750
Video games

>>379718750
A better question would be....WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANY GOD FUCK WITH A GUY WHO KILLED A WHOLE GOD DAMN PANTHEON!?!?!?

Dumbest fucking gods ever. Its like the Chinese gods are leaning over a cloud going "dude, they fucked up bad bro, come watch this shit".

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>>379718535
I guess when you look at it like that yeah. But sometimes I just like pressing X to beat the shit out of a thing.

>>379718976
>>379718750
Who cares? Its a video game plot.

>>379717298
MY WIFE SAID HER PARTNER IS NOT HAPPY WITH THIS OCCURRENCE

>>379717298
Is the father of his wife's son a black guy named Tyrone?

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>>379718976
>>379718750
>complains that video games are getting to realistic and unfun
>DUDE WHAT DA FUCK HOW CAN THERE BE MORE PANTHEONS?!?!? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

You're killing gaming.

>>379718705

Is your wife's bull angry about this?

>>379718883
christianity has the worst pantheon

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>>379718535

>>379718750
Why not?
Unless your pantheon explicitely denies the existence of other gods, there isnt necessarily a conflict. You have your gods, we have ours, whatever.

The first commandement is a declaration of war. Monotheists often seem to forget that.

>>379717298
Call me when Kratos grows a pair and takes on Muhammad and his allahu akbars.

>>379720187
>The first commandment is a declaration of war.
Huh, never thought of it that way.

>>379720469
>Implying Muhammed is a god

Dumb redneck

>>379720469

>please attack muslims please islam please please please islam islam

dude that's sad

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>>379720623
>>379720870

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>>379718750
How can god exist?

>>379720469
Islam doesn't even have any images of a god. They use patters and architecture instead.

>>379720187
sorry but no the Greek and viking god could not have both created earth.

you cant have a fucking titan holding taturus or whatever the viking believe, sorry but no.

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>>379720870
>being this much of a fag

Shouldn't someone be throwing you of a building by now?

When a man mounts another man, the throne of God shakes," and "Kill the one that is doing it and also kill the one that it is being done to." (Abu Dawud 4462 and al-Tirmidhi 1456)

>>379717298
>My wife's son
How autistic did someone need to be to come up with this shit. Your wife's son is your son you fuck wits. I cant understand the children nowdays

>>379721248
Sup, Captain Cuck!

>>379721248
weak bait, but you'll get at least one bite

>>379721248
they're probably g*mergaters and need to go back to polthedonald tbqh

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>>379721180
>but no the Greek and viking god could not have both created earth

>>379717298
Sony is smart to appeal to their audience by making a cuckold game

This will sell well

>>379721248
/v/ is the kind of place that genuinely believes adopting a children makes you a cuck.

>>379720469
came here to post this. God of War will be a day 1 pre-order for me when we can finally take the fight to Muhammed and get some revenge on muslims

>>379717298
>fall in with a young qt with a son, not more than 2 years old though
>he starts to grow on you, you start to care about him
>years pass, he's a big boy now, never calls you father though
>Comes graduation, he raises his arm and thanks his father, anon

Not a cuck and not planning to be, but this must be one hell of a feeling.

>>379721612
>a system with nothing but ports and multiplats
>now getting a cuck game

pottery

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I hate america.

>>379721693
There was even an anon arguing that having a daughter makes you a cuck since you are raising and providing for a girl that is going to be fucked by another man.

So what is Kratos now? A god? A mortal with superpowers? He obviously aged.

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>>379721924
Kek, I remember him. Does anyone have a screencap?
He admittedly had a point, in an ironic way.
>inb4 "ironic"

>>379721919
Why is the anglosphere so cucky?

>>379721787
Why don't you /pol/ fucks don't get that Muhammed is just a dude that God told to spread islam

Islam is literally just the new 52 of monolythic religions

>>379717298

TO SVENS KEKSHED UP IN THE NORTH!

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>mfw these threads trigger the lefty slime residue that should have gone back to reddlt in August 2014 but still thinks it can make some ideological gains here

>>379722145

it's probably some dumb south american beaner you're talking to

>>379721924
I wonder how it feels to have hot daughters. My ex and her sister were both solid 9/10, imagine having that shit going around the house in underware.

>>379722159

>C-uck stilll censored

fucking mods

>>379722145
>>379722329
calm down abdullah you can't silence critics of your religion on here lol

>>379721693
But it's true, you are taking care of some dude's son, you are a cuck

>>379722605
But you're not criticizing it, you're getting things blatantly wrong

>>379718535
Insightful thoughts. I've been looking for a game for my wife's son and I to bond over and God of War 4 is it. Do you have a twitter or a patreon I could back?

>>379722605

good job retard I'm sure someone on the internet is real proud of you

>imagine being such an idiot you don't even know what you hate

>>379721180
Why not?

Who is to say that they all (Norse, Greek, Egyptian, African, native American, Asian, etc) gods didn't all create the earth equally and then rule over their separate domains of the earth?

>>379718750
>pagan religions
>universalist

wew lad

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>>379723009
>>379722851
>s-s-s-stop insulting muhammad pbuh you filthy kuffar

LMAO

>>379723230
>Saying "Muhammed is the god of Islam" is an insult

Are you ok?

>>379721693

Adopting doesn't automatically make you a cuck. If you and your wife can't conceive but want children that's an option.

Taking care of your wife's son from another man makes you a cuck.

>>379717298
So, how badly will they butcher the Norse Gods' characterization to justify Kratos going all God of War on them?

>>379723330
calm down osama, the sun will set soon enough and you can have something to eat kek

So do we know the plot yet, or is the wife's son thing just a running meme?

>>379723490
Ow fuck dude I can never recover from that holy fucking shit dude

You got me good buddy

>>379723230

>getting so buttblasted because you can't accept your own stupidity

>w-whatever, f-u-uck you anon reee

did an arab fuck you in the ass, put something a lotion there

>>379718535
Does this pasta have a serious origin or was it always ironic?

>>379718750
They're all the same. All Indo-European deities are basically same shit but with a different name.

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>>379722851
>>379723009
>>379723330
>>379723609
>>379723624
STOP REPLYING TO SUCH BLATANT BAIT HOLY SHIT

>>379720469
Just one god makes for a really shitty lineup of bosses though.

>>379723806
they can't help it man, all muslims have to defend their religion to the death at any time.
>being a stinking shit skin
>believing in muhammad
just lol desu

>>379723826
There are a ton of Muslims Idols though.

Osama for one.

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>>379723490
lmfao mudslimes are such disgusting shitskins. Their goat fucker prophet was a pedo too.

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>>379717298
jokes aside when is this 1 hour presentation The Last Cuck of War going to be?

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>>379723806
>Making fun of the world's most shit tier religion is bait now.

Shouldn't you be on Reddit or pretending that Allah exists or something?

>>379723939

your bantz are shit m8, you don't even have a proper comeback

it feels like I'm shitting on a child more than anything else

>>379723806

this thread was doomed from the beginning, so I might as well enjoy my time insulting an anon

>>379717298
Did anyone give an explanation as to how the world put itself back together? Last time I checked it was completely flooded with souls of the dead roaming around .

>>379717298
WHERE'S THE CLOSEST STARBUCKS?!
WHERE DID I LEAVE MY IMAC?!

>>379724301
>bantz
>reddit spacing
>muslim defence force
>fake detatched irony
Lol.

>>379721183
They do that all the time, though. Especially to little boys.

>>379724416
Just Greece.

>>379718750
>multiple gods and godlike creatures
>there can't be other gods and godlike creatures

Retard.

>>379720469
Do you want world war 3 to start? Because that's how you start world war 3

As someone who really enjoyed God of War 1 and 2, this new one looks fucking garbage.


STOP PUTTING ESCORT CHARACTERS IN GAMES THAT JUST TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK.

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>>379724708
>Do you want WW3 to start?

Yes.
If we got fucks like you going "Don't make these people angry, OR ELSE!!!" Then yeah, it's about time we all die in nuclear hellfire.

>>379723939
>all muslims have to defend their religion to the death

They have to or they will be the ones killed;

The Messenger of Allah said, “Whoever changes his (Islamic) religion, kill him.” Al-Bukhary (number 6922)

>>379719371
Cool false equivalence

>>379724915
This. People think driving a truck into people is terrorism.

No sweetie, the fact that police, media, politicians and regular people are AFRAID to upset muslims is real terrorism.

>>379717298
SONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY RELEASE DATE?

>>379721919
baka whypipo

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>>379724915
Muslims Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter.

>>379724497

>stawmaning, derailing and ignoring the critique given to you

>I won now!

good job once again

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>muslim defence force admits defeat
Chalk up another victory to the superiority of the white race.

>>379723675
Hello Varg

>>379724516
Well, it does say man not boy sooo...

>>379722145
He's the most holy prophet of Islam, a devout Muslim would probably want to kill you for making him sound so unimportant.

>>379718535
This sounds like one of those trash stock Adamn Sandlers plots.

>He's a murderous god of war who killed all of the Greek gods
>But little he know his life was going to change...
>...When he became a father!

>>379721180
Greek, Norse and Roman gods were the same.

can anyone please tell me the origin of kratos being a cuck meme?

>>379726625
the boy he's raising is not his own son, that's it.

>>379726625

/v/ and /pol/

>>379726735
it's his wife's Nordic bull's son

I thought this motherfucker stabbed himself through the chest with the blade of olympus and died at the end of gow 3

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>>379726342
He is a fucking fairy tale.

>>379718535
>his boy
BAHAHAHAHAHA

>>379726735
>the boy he's raising is not his own son
okay, who's son is then?

>>379727202
.. his wife's son, that's where the meme comes from

Doesn't Kratos still have Aphrodite, Apollo, Artemis, and Demeter to kill?

>>379727297
maybe his wife had a son before marrying him?

also how is kratos alive if this game takes place after god of war 3?

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>>379721147
>Islam doesn't even have any images of a god. They use patters and architecture instead.

uh oh

>>379718535
yer a cuck harry

>>379727424
Apollo gets roasted in gow 3 and Kratos takes his bow

>>379722678
Cuck originally meant 'being totally fine with your wife having sex with other dudes'. Adopting a kid has nothing to do with it unless that kid was your wife's child

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>>379717298
Real talk

God of War aside, why did "my wife's son" catch up instead of "my wife's daughter" ?

>>379727882
Wasn't that Helios and he took his head? I don't remember seeing Apollo in the games at all.

>>379726625
Literally solely memes vaguely based off the fact that he has a beard that looks hipsterish

>>379728263
Easier to type.

>>379728275
Apollo is imprisoned in hades behind these flammable vines. Kratos rides a fire breathing cerberus and turns him into bbq

>>379726919
I'm not a Muslim, but Mohammad was a real person you fucking retard.

>>379725515
I mean, he's right.

>>379728263

Just looks more cuckolded to have another man in the house, especially when he grows up.

>>379724708
If it ends with no Muslims surviving, then hell yeah. That's a damn good cause.

>>379718750
How the fuck can there be any gods in the universe?

>>379728263
holdover from the belief that only men should be heirs.
the cuckoldy implied by the line in turn implies that you are allowing a child that is not your own flesh and blood to be the successor of your household

so raising another man's daughter doesn't carry the same shame since she wasn't going to inherit anything anyway, yet you can still marry her off for a big fat dowry, meaning its actually her biological father that's basically being robbed.

>>379718750
>How the fuck can there be greek gods and norse gods in the same universe?
>Being this sleep

>>379722678
No, it doesn't. That is not the definition of a cuck.

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>>379718750

>>379728263
most men are incapable to a retarded degree of perceiving women as any kind of threat to them, physically or emotionally. same reason so many men think lesbian sex isn't real sex and your wife fucking another woman isn't actually cheating, the idea that a woman could actually succeed in stealing your wife from you permanently is completely unfathomable to them.

>>379730605
yes it is. that why we call them cuckoo birds. because they trick other birds into raising their kids.

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PPPPFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA *inhales* HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>379730942
stop posting

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>>379731323
Look at that fat faced little fuck. And it looks even more like they are trying to rip off an indie game with Kratos.

>>379720187
The original canon in Gow 2 was that Greek Titans created the universe and Earth and then gave birth to the Greek Pantheon who then took over the planet. No other religion existed on the planet. It's just a dumb retcon.

>>379731323

Looks fine

>>379731454
>omitting all the other definitions
openly admitting that you fucked up

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>>379731323

DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN

>>379721180
You are so fucking stupid

In fucking elementary school you should already see it are basically the same gods

atleast based on the same fucking archetypes

>>379729051
Wait, why was Apollo imprisoned in Hades and how did some fire kill him?

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>>379732043
Not him but I have a question for you since you seem to be a cuck connoisseur. How cucked is someone that posts on /v/ on a Saturday?

>>379727495
Kratos didn't die at the end

>>379718750
While they don't mention It yet I'd assume after he fucked all Greek Gods over somebody took the mantle while everyone was dead. Since Kratos released whatever that fucking bullshit magic was that was in pandora's box.

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Your "son" will be my precious godslayer, Kratos.

>>379718750
They were both in our universe, you dolt.

>>379721180
>>379723090
>Not having different names/aspects for the same god

They basically follow the same structure:

>God King Father that rules the skies (Zeus/Odin/Ra)
>Goddess of family and wife of the overgod (Hera/Freyja/Hathor)
>Assholish war god son (Ares/Thor/Horus)
>Actually pretty chill god of death (Hades/Hela/Anubis)

ARES
DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS