Is she the best thing to come out of Ubisoft?

>>379706081
she's too pretty for ubisoft

Literally who

isn't that just Christy Mack?

The best thing about Jack is she's straight.

>>379706081
Nah, most of her videos are interracial.
Captain Falcon should Christy Mack her or something.

>>379706081
whats in her ear

>>379706223
More like Christy Smacked

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>tfw no butch gf to suck my cock
Why are butches/tomboys always lez?

>>379706081
Is this a nude mod?

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>>379706484
just turn them straight,
im mean come one are you ugly or what ? :^)

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>>379707540
FUCKING CHAD GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>379707540
That's my dream is to turn a butch straight one day. Just not sure how to accomplish this goal.

>>379706360
more like Crispy Crack

>>379707961
>go up to her
>put your palm on her forehead
>shout "THE POWER OF DICK COMPELS YOU"

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>>379706223
>mfw hearing war machine is going to prison for life

>>379708157
Kek, pretty sure that won't work.

>>379708257
If she is not a butthurt feminist you would at least get a laugh.

>>379707961
Be Riddick if his last movie is any indication.

Who?

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>>379706081
Her and not-Rihanna

>>379707961
They just need a good dicking.

>>379706223
more like Christy HACK amirite? ha ha thanks

>>379706081

Shit character. If the MC didn't exist she'd be the worst thing about the game.

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>>379708743

>>379709000
Still a huge step above anyone in the sequel.

>>379706081
How poor is a man's opinion of himself to be sexually attracted, rather than repulsed by this?

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>>379706081
>ywn be throatfucking her upside down head while groping her tits
why even live

>>379708393
Last time I tried, one of them said "I'm not really good at sex" so it seems alot of them just have very low confidence when it comes to straight sex.

Well since Tom Clancy's games.
Far Cry 3 and the whole AC franchise. Yes I love AC. I don't give a fuck if someone is not agree.

>>379709813
Every AC game has at least one positive thing in it. For example, Syndicate - as shitty as it is - still has some awesome murder mysteries and is the only game to feature an outfit from the Chronicles games. Weird that they only did one and not all of them, though.

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>>379709401
Fag

>>379706081
>tattoos
>piercings
>that terrible haircut
>those gruesome earrings
I'll give her a 2/10 at most

>>379709813
Rainbow Six (pre-vegas) and the ghost recon games (1-3) are amazing. Not a fan of the newer ones.

What do you guys like better?
-Dominant in the Bedroom, Submissive in the streets
-Submissive in the Bedroom, Dominant in the streets

>>379711662
I prefer a normal, functioning relationship

>>379711727
Cuck.

>>379711727
>not wanting to be pegged in secret by your stepford wife
Boring

Looks like jack from mass effect with less tattoos

>>379711662
-Submissive in the bedroom, dominant in the streets

>>379711662
>in the streets
You mean "in public" or do you literally fuck prostitutes from the streets?

>no nudes

fuck ubisoft for this

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>>379712027
What the fuck do you think?
"In the streets" means in public

>>379711662
dominant in bedroom submissive in public. I'm not intimidated by women under any circumstances, so bossy girls just get on my nerves if they have no self awareness, most bossy people have none.

>>379712202
This guy gets it.

>>379711662
/gfd/ in private, slight /rr/ in public

>>379706081
That haircut is pure garbage.

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>>379712253
>/gfd/
>/rr/
Please explain what these mean

>>379711662
submissive everywhere im the type that does not change for anyone but himself

>>379706242
>Nah, most of her videos are interracial
Even better.

>>379712343
I'm referring to the women you date you mong. Dominant in the sheets or Submissive in the streets?

>>379712490
>t. Tyrone

No one cares what you people think.

>>379712321
Gfd - gentle femdom. Also a cancerous general on /d/ where Tumblr has taken a strangle hold on /d/.

rr is reverse rape. Which means, "I'm retarded and don't know what the word rape means."

>>379706081
No. Alt-girls are trash.

>>379712515
like i said she would be submissive everywhere i dont like letting someone else control me so a dominate women would not work

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>>379712630
Thanks for sharing

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>>379712321
Pic related

>>379712630
>/rr/ is reverse rape
While also a good one it's role reversal ackshully

>>379712739
Even in the bedroom? What a normalfag, the contrast makes it sexually appealing. You have a nice submissive gf during the day who brings you food and sucks your dick, and then at night she rapes you and beats you within an inch of your life.

>>379712742
My pleasure. Any other sick /d/ shit you want explained?

>>379712872
i wouldnt even beat and rape a submissive women

so you even understand how BDSM works? what sort of shit did you go through as a child to fuck you up this badly? if you dominate beats you she is not a very good dominate

>>379712837
I stand entirely corrected.

Reverse rape is just rape though. To denote one from another maybe you should consider /frm/ (female raping male) or /mrf/

>>379712872
Lovely.

>>379706081
Clara has to be the most perfect female specimen made in western video game history

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>>379706081
Nope.

>>379711662
Equal in all ways and able to squat 225 for 3x5 ATG

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>>379713049
>he doesn't want choked and pegged in the ass while being talked down to by a girl, her tits furiously flapping on your back as she fucks you and paddles your ass
What a faggot

>>379707540
Is that lothar?

>>379706081
I unironically love this design and fapped like 5 times and I haven't played Watch Dogs.

>>379713437
no i dont its not what i enjoy i enjoy a sweet cooperative submissive preferably less than 5'2 so i can pick up and carry her and either blonde or redhead who cutely kneels in my presence and happily follows my orders

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>>379713775
Well to be fair, I'm a big guy, so what you're describing would be normal for me. I always fantasize about being a victim of /ss/ rape because I'm too big for it to ever happen irl. I'll be stuck with normie relationships like the one you described for life.

>>379713958
I'm too much of a spooky skeleton to be the dom type. It sucks because I love the cute sub type, I just need to work out more.

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>ITT confirmation that femdom fags are fags

Also you people should stop watching porn.

>>379711662
Dominant in the streets submissive in the sheets I guess
But what do you mean exactly by dominant in the streets?

>>379713958
>normie relationship because no one is treated like absolute shit and everyone is in good spirits

seriously what tragedy did you experience?

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>>379714227
How does it feel to be so insecure about your sexuality anon.
Male+Female=Straight no matter who is getting fucked

>>379713958
edgy

>>379714395
Pegging is still gay.

>>379714487
The idea of being pegged disgusts me (as does anal in general)
But I don't see how it is gay in any way, unless you fantasize about having a big manly dude's cock up your ass

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>>379714487
>this much insecurity
Gay = 2 men having sex anon. I guess cunnilingus is also lesbian? Or anal is also gay? Your straightforward coitus must be extremely boring. You won't keep a relationship for very long if you don't keep your bedroom kinky asf.

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>>379714395
>if you're disgusted by something it means you like it
And no being fucked in the ass by a dick shaped object is not straight no matter who that object is attached to.

>>379706081
no rayman is ubisoft fucking sucks

>>379706081>>379706223


she looks like a shadan whore.
so i love it.

>>379714776
The pity i feel for people like you is hard to put into words. I wonder what happened to you when you were a child to cause you to enjoy being sodomized by a woman.

>>379715475
Not him but I think you're moving the goalpost here boyo

>>379715475
I have mommy issues, I hate myself and I got left for a woman once.

>>379715639
is your name micheal duty?

>>379706223
nah that's Laura from SFV

>>379715819
No

>>379715639
I hope you take control of your life, anon.

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>>379716498
The only way that will ever happen is if I find a lesbian who wants to fuck me in the ass like a woman and make me her husband

>>379706081
She's pretty popular in SFM porn.

Anyone got all the episodes of Vault Girls released thus far?

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>>379716609
Would that make everything okay anon? I feel bad for you honestly

>>379708164
true fact: war machine is very poorly endowed and couldn't get over the fact that Christy moaned for the big boys more than she did for him.

Instead of learning how to eat box, he got mad and acted like an asshole instead.

>>379717157
Maybe... at least it would fix my broken heart

>>379706081
are you the kill yourself to come out of OP?

yes

>>379715594
>faggot in denial
>"g-g-goalposts"
I think leddit is more your speed.

>>379716609
No, you're a man, anon. You should not have to go through with that. If you fetishize being robbed of your masculity in the form of letting women sodomize you, then how long until you start masturbating to the thought of being castrated or other sick stuff. The slippery slope is real, i've seen this sort of thing happen numerous times.

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>>379717864
I really don't feel like a man anymore. I feel like a massive fucking failure of a human being. How much of a worthless piece of shit do you have to be to be left for a woman? It's a daily struggle with sanity to be honest. The meds aren't working. I feel like maybe reversing the situation is the only way to fix what's broken in my head.

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>>379718526
Think of it this way. You got a woman. That's further than most of us here. You got a female to say yes to you.

>>379718526
Nice blog post.

>>379711727
Gaaaaaay

>>379711662
>-Dominant in the Bedroom, Submissive in the streets
yes pls

>>379706081
Rip :(

>>379710072
Unity already had the murder mysteries

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>>379711662
I'll take the first one, I don't like getting bossed around

>>379721664
Yeah, but Unity required that you have certain HUD shit enabled to be able to see suspect names. Syndicate fixed that, iirc.

Post the webm's of her sucking that dogs dick