EA PRESS CONFERENCE LAST E3 COUNTDOWN THREAD

>>379704835
does anyone have the report card template? tried googling it but it showed a 404 error when i tried opening the photo

>>379704835
5 hours, wtf? Why are they doing their conference on a weekend?

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>>379704835
I'm removing the trip now. I just want you all to know that I'm stuck in my father's mansion every vacation doing nothing but stare at my computer and play vidya. I have no friends outside of college, but the past 2 weeks were the most fun I've ever had with you guys. Thank you all

Have fun. Annoying tripfag, signing out.

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>>379705096
Here you go, Anon, have fun.

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Have a good E3!

>>379705249
if you're a richfag can I have some money?

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GET IN HERE

https://discord.gg/X8BxM
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>>379704835
>EA
WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT!? Since when did EA ever made a good conference?

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>>379706325
EA is good for cringe and occasional fuckups, though they tend to get boring towards the middle with their shitty rappers and sports people

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>>379704835

>>379706325
I don't give a single fuck for EA but I'm going to watch it regardless, something entertaining might come from it, even if it's bad entertainment.

>>379704835
wait e3 already?

the fuck. the fuck is the time going?

is todd going to be at e3 ?

also wasn't e3 supposed to begin june 13 ?

>>379706323
fuck off FBI

What does EA even own the rights to that isn't sports or Battlefield?

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>>379706576
fuck you now join

https://discord.gg/X8BxM

The fuck is this?

13th Isn't it?

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>>379706659
no, why should I join some 3rd party voice chat when I have perfectly fine imageboard here?

THE WINNER TAKES ALL

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Ok faggots. My budget for this E3 is 10 dolladodos. Which snacks should i pick?

>>379706978
Doritos and Mtn Dew

>want to play something while waiting for E3
>PSN is down
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>379707052
so this is the power of consoles

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>>379706853
there is no voicechat here

>>379707381
>go check if it's really down
>official sony website says it's not https://status.playstation.com
>check out other websiters
>it actually IS down
http://downdetector.com/status/playstation-network
http://outage.report/playstation-network
it's probably just an update maybe related to something they'll announce at E3 but fucking hell just when I was going to try remote play from my PC

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>>379707390
exactly
why do you think I like vidya gaems?
I don't have to talk with people
I can just play with them

B U M P A R O N I

WHAT WE GONNA SEE AT THIS PRESS CONFEERENCE BOYOS?

>>379707390
That's a plus, it's easier to pretend people aren't screeching autists when you can't hear them.

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will he make an appearance again this year?

>>379706978
Water and celery

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>>379705249
See you E3 cowboy. Someday, somewhere!

>>379707562
Who?

Battlefront 2 gameplay leaked

https://vimeo.com/221073225

>>379705249
who the fuck are you
look at this joker thinking people care about him

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I never understood how E3 is broadcasted.

Like, there are several expositions going on at the same time, right?
But E3 does not provide broadcasting services from their website or anything. I mean, it would be nice if they just put a camera at each event, and you could pick watch whichever you wanted, comfortably changing the broadcast when you want to check out the other events; sounds simple enough, but that's not a thing for some reason, from what I understand.

Instead, several gaming... websites, I guess?.. send their reporters there, with their own cameras. And they decide which events they will visit and report from. And you can watch their reports on their websites, of which there are several.

So instead of being able to just view whatever you want from an official broadcaster, you have to pick a certain gaming website and hope they go the events you actually want to see.

This is so inefficient, what the fuck?

Or am I not understanding something here?

>>379708932
Well to be fair, several websites are company centric and they basically report on everything equally by sending their goons to everything they can.

Can someone post a chart with all the timezones for all conferences please.

>>379704835
Who the fuck cares about the EA conference?

>>379709210
I do.
I also pirate all their games, so don't worry, I'm still cool.

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>>379709172

>>379709172
Here. Some say Bethesda's and Ubisoft's conferences are messed up in the website and they haven't updated it yet. Don't know about that

www.e3countdown.com

>>379709271
You torrent EA games, i.e. you're a fucking child. Sure you're cool, kid, wanna go for a ride in my van?

>>379708932

Yeah I agree. If you watch something like CES they have independent reporters wandering around the exhibits and interviewing people and stuff. I wish E3 had that going on as well and all the other other stuff you suggested. Been saying similar things myself for years.

>>379709274
>>379709330
Nice thanks!

>>379709274
Are these all?
Like, are these all the events?

sticky WHEN

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>No Kadokawa conference featuring E3-chan this year
This is the worst E3 yet.

>>379706978
Soda and a bag of potato chips

>>379709274
Thanks for this. Kinda sad it's only EA today.

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>>379704835
>tfw you're going to miss E3 because you don't have internet

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>>379711150
>Don't have internet
>Posting

>>379711150
You seem to be doing fine so far

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The people at Spiders (Mars: War Logs, Bound by Flame, Technomancer, are also making a mid to high budget games.

To me it looks like a hybrid between Asscreed and The Witcher.

Not sure why though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiBdzjkCSwg

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>>379711150
But then... h-how are you posting here?

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>>379711150
>tfw going to miss it because I'm starting a full time job next week

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Anyone looking forward to the memes?

>>379711446
Why do companies not affiliated with the actual press conferences reveal their games around E3? You would think that they could reveal their shit away from E3 on a slow news day when it would get more press. I imagine this would get lost in the E3 shuffle.

>>379711328
>>379711439
>>379711464
I only have 500mb a day

>>379711735
Jesus, how the fuck do you manage

>>379711735
dont watch it live just stick around for the memes

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>>379711735

>>379711846
All I can do is browse 4chan and message people on skype. I usually burn most of my data on porn then feel like an idiot

>>379711446
never heard about any of those except Technomancer

>>379712005
You don't play budget RPG games?

What kind of monster are you?

Don't tell me you also don't know about the various cheap FPS games from City Interactive which is now called CI Games?

god I hope the conference isn't yet another boring slog of mediocrity
either be actually good somehow or else an entertaining trainwreck

>>379712705
Sadly, it's gonna be boring, i think.

>>379712328
I never heard about those either
toss me some titles, with RPGs I either go AAA mainstream crap or some indie stuff, rarely something between

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>Sister's birthday today
>Have to socialise during the conference

>>379713212
It's just EA today. You'll be fine.

>>379713212
buddy invited me for a couple of beers
gonna watch EA conference on phone

>>379711980
Do you ever play games online? Why don't you just get a better deal poorfag.

>>379713430
>Do you ever play games online?
No
>Why don't you just get a better deal poorfag.
I already arranged one, they just have to send out the modem. The only reason my phone data is 500mb is because I never really had to use it until my internet was disconnected, I only had that plan for phone calls and text.

ETA?

I'm CST.

>devolver digital has a conference
Color me impressed, that one should actually be worth watching

>>379713662
3 hours 9 minutes

>>379713763
>devolver digital has a conference
when?

>>379713662
>I'm CST.
I'm trans myself.

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holy fucking shit capcom If you fuck this up I swear to god

>>379714334
Fuck I laughed

really?

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>>379713212
>bday today
>stay in room anyway
>sing happy birthday wew, lasts 3-5 minutes
>go back to room

>>379714334
I don't get it.

>>379704835
this link is way better OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BB0ambDQw

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I've never watched an e3

AND THE GAME WILL BE AVAILABLE

>>379714440
>if

>>379714814
you're in for a treat

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>>379704835
Fellas I thought E3 wasn't until Tuesday? What is this press conference business?

>>379714814
oh boy you will see so many memes and cringe and so little games

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Give it to me straight guys.

What are the chances of us getting Bloodborne Kart

>>379715105
The last conference is on Tuesday, m8. Maybe the floor shit opens up then?

>>379715121
just like /v/

>>379715280
Less than you hope but more than you think.

>>379715280
150%

my dad is Sony and he said that's what their whole conference is dedicated too.

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>mfw realizing there aren't any decent conferences until Monday/Tuesday

Right now we have Besthesda/EA and Xbox to look forward to. "Great" said nobody at all.

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>>379715697
Hey Anon, I heard Bethesda's conference is supposed to be the best one this year

if anything good was going to be announced, it would have been leaked already
just give up and go to sleep until next year

>>379715883
This but unironically

>>379715883
it is never the best, this is why I pirate their games

>>379714440
what does capcom have to do with the EA conference?

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>>379716114
let me in Anon

What the fuck is EA play?

>>379706607
Star wars battlefront

>>379707850
Yeah to be honest this is the best route to go but if you browse /v/ chances are it's been too late for a long time.

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>>379705249

goodbye anon

>>379716103
>>379715883
We already know about Sci-fi Elder Scrolls.

That would have been surprising otherwise.

>>379713662
He wasn't alone.

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>a whole day between EA and the next conference

>>379717061
Besides maybe DOOM 2, there isn't much to look forward to.

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I can't remember the super comfy e3 stream I used to watch every year because the PC with bookmarks died.
It was real nice, showed spongebob episodes between conferences and stuff.
I'm sad.

whats the /v/ meme stream?

>>379708867
Maybe one day you'll do a kinda nice thing for someone else and they'll be all like "Aw man, he wasn't such a dick, wish he didn't get hit by that bus"

>>379717213
Yeah I guess that's fair.

DOOM sequel would get me extremly hyped. Or maybe a Wolfenstein Old Blood style expandalone pseudo-sequel where we get to play as Samuel Hayden and wield that sword.

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Are you guys as ready for some hot fucking garbage as I am?

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Who else is getting /comfy/ for E3?

>got Doritos and Mtn Dew
>take out menus for later
>vidya incase I get bored being lied to by Todd Howard

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>>379704835
>adam west died mere hours ago
>mere hours before the beginning of e3

This is a fucking omen if I've ever seen one, this year's E3 is going to suck so fucking hard.

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>>379705249
See you space cowboy, were going to have even more fun this weekend, don't worry.

Where the fuck are the drinking game cards and streams?

post more anri

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Can we all agree that E3 is when /v/ or almost the entire board at their maximum shitposting power?

>>379717580
>Tfw have Chinese sent to me an hour before the conference
>Having lemonade
Will we see the devil this time EA conference?
>>379705249
God speed Anon

>>379717605
>adam west
FUCK

>>379717816
Pretty much

>>379715697
Xbox will be great for memes if the scorpio turns out to be another shitheap and Bethesda is revealing new Wolfenstein

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>>379717580

Just cooked a pizza and cracked open a bear

Why the fuck is it today though? It's like they deliberately want people to miss it.

>>379717605

Maybe he had to die for a new Batman to come to life.
New Batman confirmed for E3.

>>379709642
Those are all the big talks I think. Square Enix might have one that isn't listed on there and Nintendo Treehouse has stuff constantly Tuesday through Thursday when the floor is actually open as well as the Nintendo Tournaments but this image really just handles the press conferences.

Please people, I am going mad, when is E3, is it June 11 or June 13.

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>>379705249
You did us well anon.
It's time to sleep now until next year

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>>379706161

>>379718036

It starts today in just a few hours (EA's stream).

Isn't EA just going to be another full hour of sport again with a message at the bottom saying there will be Star Wars in 5 minutes but instead it's going to be at the very end?

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Join official comfy /v/ stream and watch the E3 with other /v/irgins

Currently watching crowbcat videos and other random shit while waiting

GET IN

link in pic

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>>379717926
>Xbox will be great for memes
Oh boy. Shitposting! How exciting.

I'll be excited if Wolfenstein looks good or even actually happens at all. Knowing MS,
they bought timed exclusivity for it so we can all forget about it like with Tomb Raider.

Here is my Ubisoft E3 prediction

>Blue haired land whale waddles on to the stage
>"Haha Drumpf right"
>Crowd erupts into laughter, some stand and clap
>"We have a super serious announcement to make"
>Crowd on the edge of their seats
>"Now you can be a genderqueer polysexual in the new Assassins Creed"
>Crowd is on it's feet clapping even harder
>"Ubisoft believes vidya should be a safe space"
>Crowd starts to whoop and claps even harder
>"Haha Gamergate amirite"
>Crowd is literally clapping and cheering while standing on their chairs at this point

So how do you think E3 will go this year?

>>379715883
Oh Todd! You silly goose!

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https://discord.gg/kMnHZ
https://discord.gg/kMnHZ

GET IN HERE

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>>379718164


Get in there

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Did we make a train this year or just a collage?

Is there a way for me to replay a conference that already ended without it being spoiled? I'm gonna be in school during Sony's conference and I want to know NOTHING about it before I watch it myself

go madden

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>>379718292
JOIN FAGS

>>379718257
Anri is my waifu

>>379717934
Its better than if it were on a weekday, people would miss it because they're working
It's why I'll be missing the Xbox conference

Is Aisha Tyler going to host Ubisoft again? Why? What's so special about her? Now if it were Drew Carey that'd be nice.

>>379717605
Catman RIP in piece

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>>379718298
We took a boat this time.

>>379718292
>>379718390
Looks like filth.

Typical newfags. Swarming a chat room and spamming the ebin maymays so that people might think you're cool

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>>379718164
>>379718292
>>379718390


ayy lmao

>>379708932
wasn't this a problem one year when VALVe released steam machines? It was just one literal who doing a "live text" article

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>>379705249
start lifting and working out in your spare time, convince your daddy to buy you some gym equipment if youre too afraid of going to the public gym. if youre not doing anything you might as well do something different, it will work wonders for you, i promise. look up greyskull linear progression or >starting strength

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>collage op was a Serbian furfag with a fetish for one very specific character
Weird but at least they did an okay job.

>>379718164
>>379718292
>>379718390
>>379718542

you gon get banned

>>379713572
dont get me wrong, but were do you have to live to only have internet on your phone?

>>379707850
>Celery
Mix blue and cream cheese, smear inside ~1 inch celery chunks.
Or smear peanut butter inside and top with raisins.

which twitch channel?

>>379717127
You don't get to make jokes

EA is shit, right? Like the only interesting conference could be Toddware if they announced a new TES, which prolly won't happen and even if it happens it will be shit?

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guys wtf is this about? i thought E3 press conferences was always on tuesday-thursday and that was the main event??? im so confused

>>379719691
EA conference mate

>>379719691
Thats Nintendo and Sony. Everything else starts the 10th.

http://www.e3countdown.com/

>>379719094
Australia. We have actual internet here, I'm just a poorfag and have been without it for 3 months and I have to use my phone. Signed up with a new ISP and my modem is being sent out.

>>379708493
Can you post this template

>>379719772
but now I'm seeing xbox, bethesda, sony conferences etc is also before the 13th, so what the hell is happening between the 13th and 15th? the day people go around testing the games and talking to devs and shit??

chances of half life 3?

>>379720079
it's open days, people walking around booth playing demos and so on

>>379720237
Minus 50%. It's more likely to be cancelled than to be announced at this point.

>>379720237
literally zero

I don't know why people keep talking about it, it's been confirmed multiple times from inside sources that it's not happening and has little chance of ever coming to fruition

half because of the way valve works nowadays and half because all the old guys that worked on it have moved on or don't even work at valve anymore

>>379720237
Zero. Valve doesn't make games anymore, and they're bleeding talent because Valve is prioritizing the Steam marketplace over making games.

>>379720237
About fifty-fifty I'd say. Either it happens or not.

Is the EA conference gonna be broadcast on Mixer?

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>>379720237
Minus -100%. It never existed and never will. It was only Valve's excuse to be a jew and get away with it. A carrot on a stick.

You chose this future when you shitposted about Evolve.

>>379720237
It's not happening. Parts of it were leaked and they essentially put it on hold. Valve would never release it unless they were truly desperate for cash.

They're focused much more on the development of Steam as a platform, while occasionally doing work for Dota 2 (which is primarily community driven).

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Alright you fags, non big 3 don't have drinking games so here's a custom one for EA. Come at me with suggestions, because god knows we'll need to be drunk to get through this shitshow.

1. Take a sip everytime they use the word "sports", "football", "soccer", "NFL", or a well known sport's player's name.
2. Take a drink for every sports game shown.
3. Take a drink every time "space combat" is mentioned for Battlefront 2
4. Take a drink every time "diversity" is mentioned
5. Take a shot for every new mobile game revealed
6. Take a shot for every new star wars game revealed
7. Take a shot for every new game that is actually on Switch
8. Down your full drink if EA reveals a Switch exclusive that isn't just a special version of a sports game.
9. Take a shot if Trump's name is mentioned
10. Down your full drink if they use a misspelling of Trump's name like "Drumpf"

>>379706323
You do know how to get my attention, dear lord I love those tatas.

>>379718479
Where's bubsy?

>>379720578
I don't think so. Or at least you wont get any rewards from watching if it is pretty sure add for mixer and rewards said that it starts on 11th

>>379720601
Half Life 3 WAS in development. The files and some assets got leaked. They just quit it because they always get butthurt when things leak. They pretty much remade Half Life 2 when it was leaked.

>>379720668
>1. Take a sip everytime they use the word "sports", "football", "soccer", "NFL", or a well known sport's player's name.
>2. Take a drink for every sports game shown.

Do you have a death wish?

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EA conference got leaked, they'll show a new BioWare game.

>>379720747
>boat
This boat was made before Bubsy Return Of The Woolies was announced.

What time does the show start?

>>379719405
they're not my jokes

>>379720668
Add "Take a drink every time Disney is mentioned", with a 15 second window preventing them from saying it a bunch of times quick.
>>379720846
I imagine that's why the first one is just "sip" and the second one is "drink"
Drink doesn't mean down your beer / mixed drink, it means take a full swallow of it. Sip is like touching the glass a tiny bit. EA is the only conference today so it's probably meant to get you drunk all in one.

>>379720971
hour and forty-five mins

3 PM EST, noon PST

>>379720916
who gives a shit ?

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r8 h8 appreci8

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>didnt like Brawl or Smash 4 that much, but they weren't terrible
>despite this, if the Nintendo Spotlight shows Smash 5 I can forgive basically every other inevitable fuck-up

im hopeless

>>379704835
WTF is that fucking youtube channel? Post the official one you fucking fag.

>>379721132
dumb frogposter please leave

>>379721153
>Smash 5

No way. They're going to rerelease Smash 4 for the switch, MAYBE with one or two more characters, possibly an arms character.

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>>379721114
>goes into EA E3 thread
>posts who cares about EA E3

>>379721153
there's literally no way nintendo is gonna annouce a new smash game - but there's like an 80% chance we're getting smash 4 with all the DLC and some new stuff

>>379717358
This actually might end up for a very entertaining conference in a cringeworthy and bad way.

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>>379718164
>>379718542

it's happening

get in

>>379721509
fuck off

>>379704835
This was posted 3 hours ago, claiming E3 will be in 5 hours.
So how long until E3 from now?
Sorry i have Dyscalculia

>>379721602
One hour and forty minutes, my dude.

why is there no sticky yet?

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Russians are so much better at memes

>>379721602
About 5 hours

>>379721267
Welcome to 4chins faggot.Enjoy your stay

>>379721602
tree fiddy

I've got some microwave popcorn and some beer I'm so fucking ready for e3 to start. Nintendo, the only company I actually care about is probably going to disappoint, but I'm still hyped.

>>379721114
stop being a fag

>>379711735
do you disable images?

One hour and 35 minutes as of this comment.

Anyone know how long the conference lasts? I have to leave for work an hour and a half after it starts.

Fuck this, its almost 3 in the morning, not going to stay up any later for a fucking EA conference

Too lazy to fill out a report card but i don't really give a shit what EA has to offer, what i expect the conference to be about is 2 or 3 different sports games, a new car racing game, and battlefront 2.

So nothing interesting at all, it'll be boring as fuck.

>>379722102
Do it fag

>>379722080
About 90 min

>>379721980
No, I tend not to open anything past 1mb unless I think its worth it

>>379722102
Where the hell do you live? it's only 12:30pm here

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I'm so excited guys

>>379722102

But anon what if you miss the Jade Empire 2 announcement

>>379722102
literally set an alarm and get up at 4:30

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>>379704835
good shit bro

>>379722229
Its just not worth it

Some poor soul is going die within the next hour waiting for the conference.

>>379722102
Its 7:30PM here. Comfy conference watching at 9Pm is nice.

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>>379704835
Whats the most comfy way to watch?
Will there be post-EA Giant Bomb Livestream or something like that?

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>>379704835
I hope the EA conference is good, and by good I mean bad so I can laugh at it.

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Hyped.

>>379713662
Bane?

>>379722432
That's not your arm you charlatan.

>>379704835
I'm going to make grilled cheese sandwiches and drink beer.

>>379722380
Me too

I also hope the live demo has a meltdown and nightmare glitches

>>379722432

This is your chance to eliminate Todd Howard. God speed anon, see you in gensokyo.

What's the cringeist moment of all of E3?

>it's at 2pm Central
>Work literally at that time

least I have the next two days off to watch the greatest shitshow of the year

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>>379705249
Thanks for putting it together anon

>>379722796

The entirety of Konami 2010.

>>379722796
doo-dlodlodlodlo...
doo-dlodlodlodlo...
come on, do it with me

>>379722810

>there are people that didn't use vacation days on E3

sad!

>>379722796
jamie kennedy

>>379722796
PEGGLE TWO!

>>379705249
Thank you. E3 with /v/ is always a fucking blast, look forward to it every year. E3 is usually shitty, but watching it with you all makes it worth it.

>>379722796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7sP0U5I814

WHICH STREAM?

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>>379704835
>EA PRESS CONFERENCE

>>379722932
Let's go back in time, shall we?

>>379722796
Hydrobot.

>>379705249
Thanks for everything anon!
Hope you have a great E3!

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Daily reminder that if EA doesn't announce Skate 4 they have NOTHING of worth.

>/v/ whatches EA conferences now

Did I miss something?

>>379723113
twitch

>>379723190
That was the Game Awards tho

>>379722961
I actually got lucky. Only missing EA and I can watch a stream after via Giantbomb or Dingdong/Oney

>bethesda conference at 6AM my time
I don't know if Todd is worth staying up so long to watch for. Is he?

>>379723248
aw fuck

>>379723223
Come on anon it's to see the cringe

>>379723223
Yes. You missed the fact that /v/ has watched EA's conference for the past eight or nine years.

>>379722898
that shit was fucking glorious
best thing to come out of Konami in the last 10 years

>>379723223
Grammar school.

Is there a bingo card?

>>379723223
/v/ watches all the conferences. We are only really really only hyped for Sony/MS/Nintendo. The rest are for memes.

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>1 hour and 19 minutes remaining

Im not filling out a report card this year, been doing it the past years but it takes time and effort and no one but me really reads it anyway.

Oh boy I can't wait for
SPORTS
SPORTS
SPORTS
STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT
SPORTS
SPORTS
SOME DLC FOR BATTLEFIELD 1
SPORTS
SPORTS

>>379704835
>2017 Collage OP !ofC/MoKSRs
Congrats on making a thing, now get over yourself.

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>>379722898
ONE MIRRON

>>379723278
Just go to bed and wake up at 530

>burnout 3/revenge HD remaster double pack never ever

>>379704835
LITERALLY 5 HOURS UNTIL A SHITTY COMPÀNY WITH NO GOOD GAMES CONFERENCE

youtube or /v/ stream?

>>379723184
I wonder what this would've been like if we still had our Commodore 64...

>>379723516
MOBILE
MOBILE
MOBILE

>>379723516
But Madden now has a story mode, Anon! How could anyone possibly not be HYPE AS FUCK for this

>>379723516
Yeah this is whats going to happen sadly.

>>379723559
Yeah, but my sleeping schedule is already fucked enough as it is for being a NEET.

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>>379709959
Never forget

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>>379722796
All of the feels


EUGHHHHHHH


Also I thought this weekend's shows would be a total bust but
>mfw Wolfenstein at Bethesda

Gonna be fucking worth it for that at least.

>>379723592
>5 hours

Actually in one hour

http://www.e3countdown.com/

>>379722796
"You're dressed up like a real life meme!"
"any good memes you want to share??"
"let's come up with a meme!"

-Aisha Tyler

>>379723603
Mind linking blank template

>>379723773
see >>379705617

>>379717216
http://comfy
theatre.co.uk/e3/

PREDICTIONS:
>More information about the new NFS game
>Info about upcoming BF1 expansions
>Battlefront 2 singleplayer live demo, multiplayer trailer + info with live multiplayer gameplay after the conference
>feefer and maddun
>Here's what Criterion has been working on: something cool, but ultimately disappointing

HOPES:
>Hey fags we're rebooting Burnout - we call it: Burnout
>Battlefront 2 has vehicles, classes, space battles and more than four maps at launch
>Titanfall 2 will continue to recieve new content well into the end of the year, here's some of the new maps and game modes we're planning

>>379723253
>or Dingdong/Oney
Explain

>>379723592
titanfall 2 lmao

>>379706161
The bingo is my favourite memes of E3 <3 Thank you

>>379723741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDpmKkycf0

SKATE 4 PLEASE

>>379723848
thats pretty much it

im also hoping for something burnout back to its roots

or im going to have to start a new file in burnout 3 again

>>379723839
>needs flash
what the fuck anon

>>379723839
Is the stream up? I have Flash, I checked on another computer and neither of them are loading

>>379723839
No stream tho?

Any chance at seeing the Star Wars 1313 reboot?

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POST THE EA 2017 BINGO
I WANT TO GET DRUNK

>>379724052
Nigga the pre stream starts in 10 minutes get comfy

>>379724001
>Scorpio shilling
Yeah why has there been so much shilling for this shit when everyone knows the shit will flop like the Pro?

>>379720237
>valve making fun games instead of farming retards on steam in the current year
that's a good one anon

>>379706323
I want to impregnate her tits.

Also, from 0 to never ever, what are the chances of a new pokemon snap?

>>379704835
whats the options to watch?

EZA?
IGN?
who do we watch for EA?

Which conference will be the worst? I think it's going to be a toss up between Ubisoft and Microsoft.

Nintendo streams on Tuesday, right?

>>379724045
Yea it's up. It's currently streaming a countdown to the next conference.

>>379724250
the same as Mother 3 I guess

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>>379706161
I-I have a question
how d-does Bingo work?

>>379724223
Probably because they sunk so much money into the thing, which was their first mistake.

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>>379723218
SO MUCH THIS
>SO MUCH THIS
SO MUCH THIS
>SO MUCH TIHS
SO MUCH THIS
>SO MUCH THIS

>>379724068
No, 1313 is dead afaik

although I am excited to see the Visceral Games SW project that Amy Hennig is working on.

>a AAA Star Wars action-RPG in fucking Frostbite with proven developers and writers
I'm excited

Will it be on twitch/ea?

taking bets 3:1 that dragons dogma 2 gets announced rather than DMC5

>>379724198
Doesn't feel really comfy tho

>>379723218
kek

inb4 it's released with no hilarious bugs on it, killing the skate meme

>>379724397
yes

>>379724303
So, never ever?

>>379706161
FINALLy. THANK YOU.

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>>379724287
Fuck

>>379724261
I'm watching EZA, don't know why you would want to watch IGN, Giant bomb is good too

>>379724339
>>379723218
>>379723897
Their thirst must be quenched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivu3qW7lr5o

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>>379723868
>>379724557

>>379705249
this might be the first and last time I say this to a tripfag, but you are ok. just hang in there, we are all gonna make it anon. also might as well pick up lifting like another anon suggested, it's a great time killer and has a lot of benefits.

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Doesn't Kojima have a time slot?
When does he go up, during the Sony conference, right?

WHAT PRE-SHOW DO I WATCH!?

>>379717816
E3 is /v/'s equivalent to the election on /pol/.

>>379724397
Yep. YouTube is streaming too

>have literally no interest in any of EA shit
>still going to watch it
Why am I doing this to myself. At least I hope that James Bond villain is going to show up again.

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>>379724192

>he's not already drunk

>>379724610
EZA is kyle bossman?

>>379724715
He is working on one game at a time and it's confirmed for Death Stranding not to be at E3

>>379717816
It's a mixed bag.
On one hand, the shitstorm that even the smallest things cause is genuinely entertaining in some ways, but on the other hand, it's literally impossible to discuss anything for about two weeks once E3 actually starts.

>>379724823
For the shitposting

>>379724863
yes

>>379724823
Why wouldn't you do that?
E3 is like /v/'s christmas
Most fun time to be here

>>379724863
yeah, and all the other guys from GameTrailers.

>>379724326
>>379706161
I dont know how it works either but you cross out every square that happened and once you have a full row or something you yell BINGO.

But I dont know how anyone can win since everybody has the same board to start with right ?

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>1 minute from starting
>mods still havent made a sticky

when it's a shitty Nintendo Direct with 20 minutes of nothing but Amiibos, the mods sticky that shit an hour in advance and even have thread music for it

ridiculous