This is how Nintendo @ E3 will play out whether you like it or not

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>cue the Nintendo sticky thread on /v/ and all the posts flooding the catalog with anticipation of a new metroid and other crazy announcements
>The conference begins
>2 minutes for the opening welcome introduction
>8 minutes spent on Mario Odyssey
>anons in the sticky thread over hyping the shit out of Nintendo already, at this point you see threads saying "NINTENDO ALREADY WON 10 MINUTES IN"
>1 minute random talking point segway
>4 minutes spent on ARMS information even though we already know everything about the game
>doubt starts to settle in as most people are tired of ARMS information, but a feeling of general optimism is still there
>1 min of "here at Nintendo we wanted to make the Switch the home for all indie titles..."
>3 minute highlight reel of random indie titles
>posts on /v/ now start to complain about "indieshit taking up all the time"
>1 minute of "We've been hard at work collaborating with other studios, here's a special look of one of those collaboration titles coming soon to the Switch!"
>posts on /v/ back to full hype mode, reactions ala "OSHITNIGGER.jpg"
>ubisoft logo flashes
>"NINTENBABBIES LMAO, NINTENDOOMED, etc.."
>3 minutes of the ubisoft rabbids mario crossover
>1 minute of "Recently we announced Pokken Tournament DX for the Switch..."
>4 minutes worth of a new trailer and more talking
>people already leaving the sticky at this point to make falseflag threads of Nintendo "winning" E3
>30s of "And before we let you guys enjoy the rest of your E3 experience here's a special look at an upcoming title for the switch"
>"GUYS THIS IS IT, NEW METROID I KNEW IT!"
>1 minute trailer of the new xenoblade game as their closer with hiroyuki sawano music in the background
>30s goodbye and end of the conference
>cue the "NINTENDOOMED", "meh it was a 6/10 conference...", and "Nintendo WON E3" threads for the next month

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