ITT Food analogies >open world >like a buffet at McDonalds

>>379688116

that looks like a woman giving a blowjob

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>closed world
>like having no food at all

>videogame developers
>sandwich artistés

>Video games
>Food

She got lipstick on that hot dog. It's gonna taste gross now.

>>379688116
>forced stealth sections
>pineapple on pizza

>AAA games boasting about MUH SALES
>meanwhile the big mac is the best selling burger in america since ever

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>dlc
>like having to pay extra for oregano at pizza place

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>have some of the most elaborate, complex levels ever
>and the least helpful maps possible
Like having a delicious cake but only be allowed to eat it with chopsticks

>fun
>tasty

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>JRPG's
>The toasted subs of the sandwich world

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>>379688429
That's the point you joker

>>379688116
why are women so disgusting. look at those nasty fucking wrinkled hands, gaudy choice in nail polish and that disgusting shit on her lips that comes off on everything she puts her mouth on. jesus christ hurry up and make women obsolete, scientists.

>>379688891
I'm about 10 hours in this game and I still have no fucking clue how to read the map. It''s fine for telling which floor I'm in, but for general location it's a mess. I guess it's supposed to be a quick sketch drawn by Garret which contributes to the atmosphere.

>>379688116
>MOBA
>Potato

>>open world
>like a buffet at McDonalds
>not open world: sorry, but access to the menu is denied until you complete breakfast. oh you wanted ketchup? we hid packets all throughout the restaurant, go explore and find them! also we hid the salt, pickles, onions, mustard, napkins, ice, and all the nugget dips! but the areas to find those things are locked until you complete at least 3 lunch items.

>think of dark pit being in smash like getting a dessert with a full, delicious meal

>Nintendo franchises
>Happy meals. Seemed good as a kid but as an adult you know better.

>>379688881
>dlc
>pizza box costs $20
>each slice cost extra
>$10 for oregano

>Minecraft
>Pizza....some assembly required

Metal Gear Solid 2 is like when you go to your favorite restaurant and order the usual but they had to hire black people to fill a diversity quota and the stupid nigger gives you the wrong burger but it turns out you like this new one more than the one you were having before

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Twintelle's body is like a ten-course meal!

>>379690027

if anything you should call them "mom's cooking" or something, in that they're not actually that great but remain beloved due to nostalgic sentimentality

>>379689023
If you honestly think guys are better looking then maybe you are gay.

Video games are like fast food, children and fat people think they're the best thing ever but real people know that they're terrible.

>>379688116
>video games
>shit sandwich

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yu gi oh is like wendys because its never frozen

>>379691084
Only to manchildren

>>379688732
So delicious and sweat?