.

chibi is such a fag

>>379685647
>But moooom, speedrunning is a legitimate career choice!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKjqGZqudX0

I like that jump!

>>379685647
KEK

>>379685647
speedrunners are cancer

>>379685647
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
...

No way...

can't believe chibi posted pics of his dick

>>379686551
kek

>>379686593
I can. >>379685850

>>379687165
Why does speedrunning only attract autistic homosexuals?

>>379687165
I bet he's not gay, he's just really desperate and lonely.

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werster is probably the only speedrunner i like

>>379687165

I'm gonna bring condoms...just in case

>Chibi

He goes by "Aquana" now.

https://twitter.com/shinyaquana

>>379687907
>Naming yourself after a Pokemon
Isn't he like 25?

>>379685916
His mom is a bitch though

>>379688840
Imagine all the stuff we've seen from chibi but it's in person and lasts over 20 years, you'd be a bitch too.

>>379688840

Does Chibi have a job or go to school or anything productive?

>>379689841
Autism bux

>>379685647
i want to be a harem whore for chibi and birth him lots of spawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>379691573
Science can't give you a womb yet Chandler

>>379685647
>I LIKE THAT JUMP
Where did he say that?

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>>379685647

>>379692225
On his stream, as he used a hover code to cheat.

>>379692225
After he jumped you fucking fool

>>379692225
Off a bridge.

>>379692135
u cant stop me from trying and neither can chibi unless he wanted to but honestly being touched by somboday as sexay as him is certainly the stuff of dreams

>>379692525
>>379692549
Link clip

>>379687295
You can claim to have a world record in some bumfuck category no one would ever compete on, so that you could feel good about yourself. This is clearly attractive for shut-in autistic retards.
There's a dude who claims to have a 100% Baten Kaitos 'speedrun'. It's 345 hours long. At that point, it's not a speedrun, but just a run, and no one would be dumb enough to try and 'compete', so the autist will always have this little bright spot in his life, where he can claim to be a world record holder.

>>379688483
There's no pokemon called aquana

>>379692664
You've already been spoonfed enough, use google you turbofaggot.

I

>>379692754
Vaporeon

>>379692775
All I have ever saw is that pic in the OS's and "I LIKE THAT JUMP"

It's just like redditors spouting memes they don't know the origins of

>>379692792
>>379692843
>379692843
>how dare you not know Vaporeon's name in a soon to be extinct language

Sorry, Hans ed-Dawla

>>379692896
OP's*

>>379692914
>how dare you not know Vaporeon's name in a soon to be extinct language
I'm >>379692843 and I didn't say that. I was just telling you since you didn't know.

>>379692896
Jesus are you dumb? Just google that shit. I'm sure some epic /v/irgin made a clip on youtube about it already.

>>379692914
I deleted my post, cause I thought it was a bit harsh. Since not everyone knows other Pokemon names.

Sorry about that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1BBiPeDXM0

Here it is. Here is the video of him cheating.

>>379693183
I like that JUST

>>379687125
Well did he have a girlfriend (male)

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>>379687539
I like Werster despite him having a wife's son and sperging the fuck out frequently, dude know's his shit when it comes to Pokemon so he gets a pass.

>>379692896
>im too retarded to google
kill yourself

>>379689841
No he's textbook definition of NEET.

>>379692896
You talk about redditors but can't even google "I like that jump"? Jesus christ someone called him out on his stream for cheating in TTYD and said that google it faggot.

>>379693358
No I don't also I'm not retarded. I just googled it and it turned out there was a video about that.

>>379693356
Pokemon speedruns make for good highlights since the whole game is an RNG avalanche.

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>>379692754
>>379692914
He's crazy about Vaporeon.

I am willing to bet he has Vaporeon porn on his drive.

>>379693714
Are you willing to bet the sky is blue too?

>>379693989
Yes.

>>379694039
I see you're a man who isn't afraid of taking risks.

>>379687295
because speedrunning is fucking stupid and only attracts autismus maximuses

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>>379693714
>>379693183
>fess up now or face the consequences
Why are people this worked up over a shitty videogame?

>>379694095
Sure am.

>>379687165
>when you're so autistic and socially inept you pretend to be gay to fit in

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>tfw want to be a streamer but deep down know I will end up like Chibi or worse when people start digging up my past and fucking with me irl

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>>379687165
>so beta they get put into place and feminized by fucking videogames
What's with speedrunning and turning people into homosexuals.

>>379689841
do 90% of posters?

What are some games which let me like that jump?

when will chibi threads die

>>379692737
that motherfucker did it even more than 3 times, speedrunners got a talent for dedication atleast

>>379693540
/golfclap
kek

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sure, resorting to cheating in a hobby as autistic as speedrunning is ridiculous but clinging to said autistic cheating speedrunner for a year is even sadder

>>379696696
Chibi, I would really prefer if you'd be quiet right now
But you are correct

>>379694565
Is this art?

>>379687295
>only
hey look, it's a retard.

>>379689841
He has a job.

why do you take so much pleasure in a man's downfall. it's really rude you know

I love watching you kids sperg out about speedrunners. The anti-speedrunning autism is by far worse than speedrunning autism.

>>379697262
yeah it's kind of ironic. at least they actually play video games instead of just shitposting about them on anime boards.

>>379697262
>t speedrunner

the variety of autism outbursts are pretty interesting

>>379697262
>>379697381
It's literally just people who are so insecure about their social ranking that they desperately seek out people to place below them on the ladder.

It's like how people who were molested as children commonly grow up to be pedophiles themselves.

>>379696696
>Cheating on a live stream infront of people at your only "good" autistic hobby
>Same as spending a mintue to create a shitpost thread
Fuck you chibi I thought that jump was shit

>>379697262
>>379697381
>>379697401
>>379697549
Here's a pretty stunning example of the type of autist who spends their time crying about speedrunners online. This dude is probably even in this thread lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouuxkv8KsTA

>>379697747
>that intro and name
i've seen enough

>>379697576
its been over 2 years of 'spending a minute to create a shitpost' with the exact same images and videos, I think thats pretty autistic

I like speedrunner drama

>>379694565
I'm not up on nog memes, when did this B emoji thing start and what is it supposed to mean? I don't know Colgate as well.

>>379697887
chibi, it might be difficult for you to understand, but there are more than 1 person on /v/ who make threads, it's not autistic it's a fact and reality

>>379698030
>obssessing for years about a speedrunner who isn't even really a speedrunner
>not autistic
lmao

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>>379685916
>"You're a slow player!" and "Hey, are you even there?" flying across the screen as he gets told off

>>379698152
>a speedrunner who isn't even really a speedrunner
anon, take some time to think about what you just said

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>>379697747
I fixed his cartoon portrayal of himself.

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>>379698254
Chibi is pokemon streamer who clings to the speedrunning community like a toddler clinging to your leg.

Doing a bunch of let's plays with a timer timer doesn't make you a speedrunner. He doesn't have a time in any game that is even remotely close to respectable lmao

>>379698663
>judges people who know about chibi the meme
>knows more about chibi than any of us
>He doesn't have a time in any game that is even remotely close to RESPECTABLE lmao

go back to which ever game you were Respectfully speedrunning faggot

>>379697127
Speedrunning and autism aren't jobs.

>>379698789
Chibi isn't a speedrunner. He's a let's player. Surely you understand the difference.
Putting a timer next to your game doesn't turn you into a speedrunner.

>>379698868
Nobody said anything that contradicted that. You're retarded, aren't you?

>>379698789
>He doesn't have a time in any game that is even remotely close to RESPECTABLE lmao
Imagine being so stupid you can't infer what he meant from this by the context.

are you faggots all like 14 years old or something

>>379698928
Then what's his job, homeslice?

>>379696696
>yeah sure I did something retarded but isn't remembering that I did the true retardation?
Lmao no

>>379699102
I don't know. Why don't you go to his stream and ask him instead of cowering behind an anonymous anime board?

>>379694282
>filename
????

>>379698895
>muh speedrun honur
>HE NOT A REAAAAAAL RUNNER!

learn your place you cringey speedrunner, he's playing a game multiple times to complete it as fast as he personally can.
you don't get to decide what a speedrunner is, just because you play 1 videogame many times over, doesn't mean that your subjective opinion can strictly define what speedrunning "really is".

>>379698895

Does Chibi actually hold any records at all?#

>>379698868

I feel Speedrunning is a gateway to income but literally only through Twitch, look at Witwix for example

>>379697923
here's a good place to start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6FBFTPVSKY

>>379699081
imagine being so pathetic you need to samefag to feel superior
Not everyone is as physically adept and experienced to reach world record levels of speedrunning times, chibi might be an idiot but he does genuinely try.
bashing chibi for being an idiot sure, but saying that he isn't a "real" speedrunner is a straight up cringy lie, made by a wannabe speedrunner.

Stop bitching that people remember this hilarious episode in speedrunning. Chibi faking a jump then getting caught, and being asked to be quiet, are both hilarious and interesting events that are at least fun enough to post about when you see the thread. I'm sorry that other people don't have the same relationship with speedrunners as you do but there's plenty of fun to be had remarking on this goofy stupid idea that chibi went out of his way to do on front of people. Speedrunning isn't so sacred that people won't jab at a known loser.

>>379699150
>cowering
He literally just asked if you knew the job you said he has

>>379699283
>>379699523
Lmao who fucking cares. It's not an impressive label and there's no reason to objectify it, so why shouldn't a person be able to say they don't believe someone is one?

>>379699150
You're the one coming to his defence. Why would I waste my time asking the autist if he's got a job? You made the claim, the burden of proof is on you to prove he's a working man because it's very reasonable to assume that by default he's a jobless bum.

>>379699283
he's only a speedrunner in the same sense that a middle school baseball team are baseball players lmao. using him as an example of a speedrunner is beyond retarded.
>>379699380
>Does Chibi actually hold any records at all?
no, not even close. he's awful at every game he runs.
>>379699523
>he does genuinely try.
holy shit my sides are in orbit.

>>379699414
I'm going to use this to shitpost in Dragon Ball threads now. Thank you.

>>379699523
>genuinely try
Cheating is not genuine

>>379699669
sounds like you are jealous, he's an incompetent speedrunner but still he is more popular than a nobody speedrunner like you

Do you guys watch any speedrunners? Or just the GDQs mostly? Latter for me, can't be bothered most of the time.

>>379694282
Autism.

>>379699665
>Why would I waste my time asking the autist if he's got a job?
Because you're publicly claiming he has no job without making any attempt to even vaguely substantiate it. Surely you don't think that just saying a thing would make it true.

>>379699873
only highlights, it's too boring to watch it all

>>379699851
>speedrunner like you
i'm not a speedrunner, though. i'm just here to laugh at all the spergs who LARP about how much cooler they are than speedrunners.

>>379699851
Alright buddy, there are other things in life than the speedrunner hierarchy, don't you know

>>379696381
thats obsession

>>379699873
>>379699982
Speedrunning isn't really good for spectating unless you're a speedrunner yourself.

It's honestly bewildering to me how popular GDQ became in spite of this.

>>379700060
And yet, instead of laughing you keep trying to say that chibi is not a real speedrunner, why would you take that so seriously if you weren't involved.
It's definitely funny how everything you do and everything you say completely contradicts each other, you are completely unaware of how autistic you are

>>379699102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gdqMTKXrc
Works at Shell station.

>>379699956
What do you care about chibi's reputation? In any situation where it would matter chibi can just say he has a job. >L

>>379700321
>instead of laughing
what do you mean by "instead of"? do i have to type out "LMAO" so that all the faggots on the internet can tell i'm having fun?
>you keep trying to say that chibi is not a real speedrunner
he's not a real speedrunner lmao

>>379688840
>His mom is a bitch though
>He lives under her roof, could move out any time instead of acting like a faggot to her - probably the reason their relationship seems to be so shaky
>She had to raise the faggot, including phases such as his 'Dark Moon Energy Collar" and a million other things we don't know about
>His autism gets them prank calls, prank pizza deliveries and all that shit she doesn't want to deal with

You'd be a bitch too in that situation

>>379700372
Ok, I have a job too. What now, Chibi?

>>379698030
>people only ever make one thread about this, each one is a new person
You know that's not true. OP IS pathetic.

>>379700321
Hate to break it to you but the other anon is winning in terms of being less autistic and having a cooler head. You obviously care more. He's just trying to say chibi has no records to his name and isn't successful.

>>379700372
Yes, how dare I correct someone about something. What a totally odd and unique situation that has never occurred on /v/ before.

>>379698868
He works as the games manager at a Dave & Buster's.

>>379685916
>contact google/facebook

His mom is a dumb bitch

>>379687165
Chibi would be an ugly gay man

>>379699523
Chibi go home

Is this the biggest blunder in the history of speedrunning? What else even comes close?

Remember, the SMB3 "speedrun" was intentional.

>>379700547

Oh shit I think it's the one I live near!

>>379700508
>winning
>Caring about chibi

you... that's quite the perspective you have there, maybe you take shitposts a bit too seriously friend
and no, obviously he cares about what being a real speedrunner really means and i'm just giving him shit for something so ridiculous

>>379700508
>He's just trying to say chibi has no records to his name and isn't successful.
it's not even that he has no records. you don't need to have a WR to be a good speedrunner.

he just doesn't have any times that demonstrate anything other than the most bare minimum effort.

>>379693183
>didnt even try to act excited
>didnt slam controller and run around screaming

Not that I give a shit about speedrunning but he didnt even try

Sometimes, I regret dropping SOTN during the times of Rom. Then I look at this dude, and I think, "Wow, Likely I would have just ended up a meme anyway."

An hour used to be pretty good, but that is terrible nowadays, and I can't be assed to learn all of these VERY specific glitches.

>>379700887
>Then I look at this dude, and I think, "Wow, Likely I would have just ended up a meme anyway."
Ever notice the tens of thousands of speedrunners nobody talks about on /v/?

Of course you don't notice them. /v/ posters are some of the most hilariously delusional victims of confirmation bias I've ever seen.

>>379701091
Yeah and look how successful they are. What a great alternative :^)

>>379701163
>Yeah and look how successful they are.
I am looking at how successful they are.

You aren't, though.

>>379700639
Honestly he's not totally terrible. If he cleaned up, moved on with his life, and generally stopped being autistic, he could probably manage a 7.
Unfortunately this series of events will never happen, so he's stuck being a 3 at best.

>>379701091
Yeah, that assumes I would have been known.

Going full autist, but I would have. At the time, I was only a few minutes away from WR. I was rank 4 on xbl, and I could have easily gotten it with some routing and practice.

God, what a waste of time.

>>379701219
Oh yeah I'm sure. 50 whole dollars on your last stream. Amazing.

>>379701306
>He thinks there aren't dozens of speedrunners who earn an okay to decent living off of streaming.
>He thinks the only way a speedrunner can be successful is through speedrunning.
Yeah, you don't understand how confirmation bias works.

>>379701285
>a few minutes away from WR in a 2d game
>he thinks this is good
holy fuck lmao

>>379702057
I'm sure you do great champ. Are you up to 32 followers already?

>>379696696
It's not

>>379702397
>I'm sure you do great champ.
Who in the fuck said anything about me?

You're retarded, aren't you?

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>>379699276

>>379702661
Sorry for insulting your profession autistic hobby
:(

>>379702736
holy shit lmao. keep flailing around man, this is top tier entertainment.

>>379702857
Seething

>>379700816
Jesus Christ you can't even hear someone call you autistic without projecting. Isn't it suspicious that you believe several different people who are saying very different things all have the exact same hangup?

>>379702935
Delusional

>>379703182
Response.

>>379701091
I don't think knowing about a few select internet celebrities and not EVERY speedrunner is delusional confirmation bias.

>>379701219
What do you know about anyone's success?

People use these select few examples to make absolute claims about literally thousands of people. And then they reject evidence to the contrary.

That's literally what confirmation bias is.

>>379703281
woops meant to tag you: >>379703482

>>379703358
A lot more than the oblivious kneejerk faggots on this site, that's for sure.

>>379703482
So? This is a thread for laughing at an infamously pathetic dumbass and his dumbass peers. People like chibi and Cosmo give speedrunning a hilarious reputation, I'm sorry that you're so close to the hobby that you've have to deal with these people representing you.

>>379703482
>Evidence to the contrary
Lmao. You sperging out over someone insulting your obsession isn't "evidence"
>inb4 more autistic shrieking
Your just proving me right

>>379703652
Irony.

>>379703686
>Your
lmao jesus christ.

they really need to find a way to ban the high school students from this board.

>>379703775
I rest my case.

>>379703652
>that's for sure
It's really not lol. Yeah there are successful speedrunners but it's not so precious that anybody who insults speedrunning can't be successful.

>>379703775
seriously? Fuckin coward lol. Anyways nobody in this thread ever insulted successful speedrunners.

>>379703832
i'm not even that guy, i'm just pointing out how ridiculous you look.

>>379703914
haha lol fuckin coward lol haha lol

>>379703919
>i'm
Lol. Thank you for more irony.

>>379693714
well i mean.. could be worse

>>379704000
>trips wasted on such an autistic post

>>379704121
Your'e just mad I blew you the fuck out kid.

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>>379697747
Damn, that guy is next level. And I thought MrHyruleGamer looked like a faggot.

>>379704174
>not even your guy, pal
top kek, your post also made 0 sense you autistic fuck
>i'm? what's with that lol

>>379687793
I actually feel sorry for him here. Why would the girl accept the flowers and the dinner if she has no intention of being with him? I mean not that I expect a girl to want to be with him but she should really tell him outright

>>379704487
>This autist is still responding to me
You're clingy and annoying. Go away.

i genuinely believe that not a single one of the 72 virgins in this thread are above the age of 15

>>379697747
>this is what the average /v/irgin looks like
might need to stop coming here

>>379687793
No wonder he gave up on women.

>>379704639
only if you suck my big smelly cock faggot

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damn chibi hot af..

>>379704735
Why did you photoshop his 8 inch cock out of the pic?

>>379704645
>If you make fun of my surrogate friend.... heh you're a virgin
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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>>379704836
different pic ;) the others are too spicy for /v/

>>379686551
Lol

>>379703686
>You sperging out over someone insulting your obsession isn't "evidence"
Lol what? Nobody said it was. The evidence isn't on this board. You actually have to leave /v/ to find it, shockingly.

>>379705205
>Y-y-you find it yourself
Shocking. I'm so surprised.

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Would you /our girl/?

>>379705275
>In order for something to be verifiably true, the evidence must be spoon fed to me by online strangers.
shoot for the stars, kiddo.

>>379705383
>Gets pissy because I tell him to substantiate his claims
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>379704890
>>379705450
Are you the one who keeps making those Yooka-Laylee metacritic threads?

>>379705528
No. I haven't thought about that game in months. How did it do?

>>379705602
Fuck you.

>>379705649
That bad huh? That's a shame. Well, it's clear I'm superior to the other anon so I think I'll be leaving the thread now.

>>379699956
As opposed to you publicly claiming he has a job without making any attempt to even vaguely substantiate it? All I said was that speedrunning and autism aren't jobs and that it's perfectly reasonable to assume that Chibi doesn't have a job without any further evidence. Are you going to provide evidence to the contrary or are you going to dance around and call me various names because I had the gall to question the claim he's employable?

>>379705960
He talks openly about his job on stream. Literally just go watch his stream and ask him lmao.

There is no better evidence than that because I'm not a fucking stalker and haven't managed to obtain his employment papers, but that's still better evidence than the nothing you came up with.

>>379705293
I'd probably suck her (male) toes but that's about it
also
>>379685647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxfWvcprm7

>>379705450
>pissy
Being unable to read the emotions of others is a symptom of autism, anon.

>>379705528
Holy shit are you actually thinking every thread you don't like is made by the same person? That's not only autistic but fairly schizophrenic too.

This thread is more autistic than Chibi himself.

>>379707193
by far.

Always funny when an attention whore sincerely can't understand when other people aren't attention whores themselves. Some idiot dying for attention will publicly make a fool of themselves or get caught doing something humiliating, then turn around and act like everyone was competing and they won, even though the people laughing at them are just passerbys interested in literally anything besides making a fool of themselves.

>>379708196
Whoa, that's profound man.

>>379687793
Any chance this got archived or recorded?

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Jesus Christ, speedrunners can get so fucking cocky
It really is a way to stroke your own ego. Speedrunning is so pathetic.

>>379709936
Cockiness in a competitive form of gaming?

Unimaginable!

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>>379687165
When did chibi go gay? Did getting rejected by that many women really turn him into a homosexual? Is he really that desperate?

>>379709936
dude i've met cocky diablo 3 players lmao. get involved with any community for any type of gaming and you'll find cocky people unless you're playing fucking Viva Pinata or something.

>>379710051
>>379710831
Speedrunning just inflates one's ego so fucking much it's not even funny, though. At least be humble about it, Jesus.

>>379700253
You can buy so many bots with all the money they launder

>>379710965
You're clearly exaggerating and don't watch that many speedrunners.

>>379709936
>>379710965
ZFG, the best Ocarina of Time runner, calls his own runs (including his PBs/WRs) bad all the time.

Speedrunners are notoriously hard on themselves and endlessly unsatisfied with their performances. People on the internet whine about this all the time, too. You faggots don't know what you want.

>>379696696
fuck off chibi

>>379688840
She leeches off of him, but Chibi was probably raised in such a way as to not stand up to her. Poor bastard.

>>379714918
How do I overcome this?

>>379715773
objectively the best speed waifu.

>>379713262
>You faggots don't know what you want.
disagree

what /v/ actually wants is cringe

why else would the only speedrunning threads that ever get made here be exclusively related to chibi or wanda

https://youtu.be/MqLKJ808J4o