>play limbo >spider part >stop playing

>>379684821
Stop being such a fucking pussy anon, spiders literally will not harm or attack you unless you provoke them, holy fuck /v/ is full of fags. Dora the Explorer on the DS is more suitable for you.

>>379685134
But this spider will impale you and keep you for food later. I can't deal with that. Also the first boss on RE4 gives me a similar feel.

>>379685134
>spiders literally will not harm or attack you unless you provoke them
Fuck off spider I've had enough of your lies

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>>379685134
>>379685134

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Show the spider who's boss. I know you can do it. And there's a light at the end of the tunnel: Inside doesn't have any spiders at all.

>>379686192
DELET THAT WEBM

>>379686192
Jesus titty fucking christ what is this webm from?

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>>379686426
I'll post whatever webms I want, spiderbitch
You know with Dark Messiah I can understand why spiderphobes would outright stop playing-- there are lots of spiders, they're in their own dimly lit caves, and they poison you. The effect is very disorienting and can panic new players. They're fucking easy though, you can just run past them.

>>379686549
You don't want to know

>>379686601
I want to know so I can avoid it forever

>>379686549
The hobbit

>About to go to sleep
>Remove jeans
>Two dead fairly large spiders fall out them when I hold them up

god fucking damn it

>>379685134
spider anon spotted

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Are there actually any games that have terrifying spiders?

Only thing I can think is close is the poisonous headcarbs, finding one of these unexpectedly behind a box that jumps at you and leaves you with a single bit of health was terrifying.

Most spiders in games are just shitty weaklings that do mediocre poison damage or damage at all.

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>>379684821
Spiders are cute.

>>379684821
Thats a pretty big spider

>>379685134
t.spider poster

>>379685134
sure spider anon

>be at work
>early in the morning, a huge spider skitters across the floor
>panic.jpg
>keep working so mr. Goldberg doesn't cut my pay
>keep looking over my shoulder for the eight legged monstrosity
>don't see it again
>many hours of uneasiness later, it's time to go home
>look down at my feet as I get up from my chair
>the spider is flat under my foot
>it had comitted suicide by human
spiders are dumb tbqh

spiders crawl under skin and make spider hives.

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Say hi to my cat Lily, OP.

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>spiders

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>>379689649
>spiders

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I hate spiders but they're cute in video games

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>>379689715
>spiders

>>379689498

I thought that was what Botfly's do? I know there's loads of cases of people having to have maggots pulled out of their heads after they come back from some exotic country.

>>379689770
also yes

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>>379689769
>spiders

Reminder that spiders are bros, and if you dislike them, you probably belong on reddit.

>>379689649
Jesus, they're monsters.

There is literally nothing wrong with spiders. They are not trying to hurt you so stop killing us you fucks.

>>379689762
Shit bait.

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>>379689769

>>379685134
>I've never dealt with old world tarantulas and South American true spiders

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>>379690119
>>379690029
That's exactly what a harmful spider would say

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>>379685134

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/v/ is a pro-scorpion board
Other arthropods can fuck off.

>>379690880

>those big pincers

What a loser, only reason to lift is if you're lacking where it really counts.

>>379689649
>>379689715
>>379689769
>>379689840
Such shitty match ups
The way spiders attack will always leave them vulnerable to a counter from a scorpion
Best case scenario, the tarantula gets a good bite in and kills the scorpion if it somehow manages to pierce the hard exoskeleton but, the scorpion still stings it somewhere in its thorax and the tarantula gets a nice big dose of venom by its important organs

>>379690880
Beetle > Scorpion

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>>379691014
>implying

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>>379691069
>implying

>>379691081
lewd

>>379691147
Do you have the one where he straight up rips the fucking horn off?

>>379691425
Sadly no, I don't think I've ever seen that fight.

>>379691147
how is this supposed to be a fair fight?
>>379689840
>>379689769
>>379689715
>>379689649
obviously these spiders haven't evolved to fight scorpions

>>379691606
http://www.the-eis.com/data/literature/Scorpions%20as%20model%20vehicles%20to%20advance%20theories%20of%20population%20and%20community%20ecology.pdf
All spiders aren't evolved to fight scorpions as they know it's a futile task and instead let scorpions fuck their shit up.

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>>379691147
>HURR MY ANIMAL BETTER BECAUSE IT HAVE ONE-HIT-KILL ATTACK
I don't know what video games you play but I hope I'm never on your side.

That spider has a big butt

>>379691679
So then what do you want to compare superiority by? Monetary value?
Because scorpions blow every other animal out of the water in that regard.

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Spider a t h i c c

>>379691679
>not loving that sweet one hit KO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5XUuVyYxy0

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>>379689762
>tfw this actually happened before and threw my phone across the room

>>379684821
Me too
It's impossible to have an insect that large with todays low oxygen atmosphere. Way to break my immersion
I would rather gather all the feces from the toilet of a homeless shelter, put them in a paper bag, let it ferment and then inhale the resulting fumes whilst being raped by a troupe of debauched frissian buisinessmen than play this diarrhea cuntbucket of an excuse for a game

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>>379691828
>when even scorpiongirls are infinitely superior to spidergirls in every regard
Christ, are you even trying, spiders?

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>>379691834
STR vs DEX

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>>379691946
That is not even remotely a scorpion girl. Only by the slightest margin, in extra-plurality of limbs, can such a form be construed from her appearance.

By all respects, that is a generic animu grill with extra arms and nothing more

>>379692062
She has a scorpion tail.

>>379691834
It's like that fight from GoT

>>379691081
All that hand holding and kissing 2lewd4me

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>>379692152
Hmm

That certainly adds some points, but not enough to rescue her from the overall lack of creativity behind her design. The tail is slapped on; a shoehorned attempt to add non human features to a human girl. It did not grow from her, or at least it does not appear that way. it might as well have been sown on. Its presence is not seamless nor does it flow with the overall appearance of the character. It is an abrupt intrusion, telling of either a lack of ingenuity or a certain strain of xenophobia, stifling the creator's hand into making something mundane and tacking on exotic feature in hopes it would mesh. it does not.

tl:dr: you're waifu a shit and is generic and boring

>>379692563
>implying
I have a better image but it's lewd and I don't want to get a 3 day ban like last time

>>379691834
do the beetles ever fucking lose

>>379691147
Real talk how the fuck is a beetle supposed to win any of these fights? Like what the fuck does a beetle bring to the table asides from flipping dudes a little bit?

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>>379692698
Yes

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>>379692660
so be it

My point overall is, if it is not a monster, it cannot truly be a monster girl. If the lewd pic you refer to would clarify that this a non-issue with her, than all is well. I will take your word for it.

That is all I have to say on the matter.

>>379692771
>posts rhinoceros beetle
They might look the flashiest, but they only have the flip2win gag which doesn't ever fucking work.
Stag beetles is where it's at, truly the OG of bugdom.

>>379684821
I have arachnophobia and the Limbo spider doesn't bother me all that much. Now the Australian spiders in Ty the Tasmanian tiger, that's something to drop a game for.

>being scared of pixels

>>379689616
Hello

>>379686549
How the fuck have you not seen the Hobbit?
I'm not big on movies or the Lord of the Rings series in general and I recognized what it was from the second you got a good look at the guy's face

>>379694220
>bullying somebody for not having seen a terrible movie
normie get out

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>>379694212
Isn't he cute?

>>379691834
How do you find these korean shit

>>379694332
Looks like a bug

>>379685134
True, they should fear scorpions as we are the ultimate lifeform to have ever existed

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>>379694440
Lily is a wonderful cat. Don't question his condition.

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I see I'm not the only one here with a spiderbro

Who else /spiderbro/ here

>>379694546
Does he pinch

>>379685134
Sydney Funnel Webs will fucking chase you for no god damn reason and they can kill you.

funnel webs are absolute cunts

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>>379694592
Tailless whips are harmless to humans. They have like thorny arms instead of claws, and their fangs cannot penetrate the skin.

They also have bad eyesight, hence the long antennae for seeing. Don't imply he's dangerous. He has feelings too, anon.

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>>379686710
>take off jeans to "relax"
>this is literally the next post I see

>>379684821
why does your dog have so many legs

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I was putting on my pants a week ago and this fucker crawled out. This picture was taken after I smashed its head in.

>>379694578
change that water, it's filthy

>>379694712
I know they aren't dangerous but sometimes they snip

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>yfw spiders are actually smart
>yfw spiderbro is probably judging you o your choices of vidya

http://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/2017/06/08/531616366/what-goes-on-in-the-minds-of-spiders

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>>379694823
Pic is kinda old (about a a week and half)

I took the pic as soon as I woke up that morning, just to see she now had a bald spot and said bald spot was darkening, in other words pre-molt. Her dish was cleaned out shortly thereafter

Pic related is somewhat more recent

>>379685134
>spiders literally will not harm or attack you unless you provoke me

>>379694979
aww

why is she hiding?

>>379694876
They don't snip. Their limbs are only for grabbing.

>>379695071
Interesting

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>be me
>about 8 years old
>felt something tickling my leg
>I look down and it's a fucking spider crawling up
>cry like a little bitch
>a year later
>I feel something else tickling my leg
>ohfucknotagain
>It's another spider crawling up the same leg
Life in Australia is hard.

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>>379695042
That pic taken after this pic. If anything she's not hiding, but coming out of hiding, which is odd, as when pic related happens, (walling up of the burrow) that usually means the animal will not emerge until molting has been completed. She just suddenly decided she wanted to come out and say hi.

She's weird that way

>>379695215
you have a cute spido

>>379694294
>if it is popular, its bad
/tv/ leave

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>>379695298
She is indeed cute spoode
A cute, lazy, spoode who half asses everything she does and obsesses over her fake plants

I love her to death

grand fuck auto lol
>>I ᖴᑌᑕK TOᑎIGᕼT . ᑕ0ᗰ

>play Knytt
>spider part
>stop playing

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>>379689139
Say whatever you want to say about Skyrim, but I got a serious spook once by a giant frostbite spider falling from the ceiling right in the top of me.

>>379695351
it's bad because it's bad, not because it's popular lmao
>cashgrap over Lord of the Ring success that completely betrays the spirit and the tone of the book
>terrible CGI
>not bad

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>vivid memory of wanting to kill a spider in the corner of my porch as a kid
>parents randomly tell me "Don't kill it!"
>"It's a spider, why?"
>parents say "It's not a bad spider, it's good. It catches pests. Just stay away from its web."
>as I grow up make it a point to capture and release 'good' spiders if siblings want to stomp them
>remember throwing my hand in front of my brother trying to hit a spider, saving it and getting a bruise
>befriend kid that has a tarantula, tell parents how cool it is
>parents ask "Why in the hell do you like spiders so much?"

>>379695351
The hobbit movies were terrible in general anon, I am not even sure if normalfags liked them

>>379694363
There used to be this site called Japanesebugfights (d o t) com which is the source of the vast majority of these Webms, but I'm not sure if it's still operational.

>>379695950
You should still be able to find most of their stuff on youtube

>>379686710
I live in Arizona.
Have to pee at 3am
Walk to bathroom step in wetspot on floor.
>Dog must have been drooling on floor. Get to bathroom foot still wet.
I stepped on a Scorpion and pushed the stinger through him he's still stuck to my foot.
Fucking scorpion fags I can't walk through the house now with out a light on

>>379695382
>>379695298
>>379695215

I sincerely do not understand why people project personalities on some pets.
On dogs, cats and even rats I get it. They have distinguishable personalities and traits that may appear human in nature. Hell, even birds have a 'personality' based on their discovery index.

But spiders and other arthropods just baffles me.

>>379696214
how is calling a spider cute projecting a personality on it?

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>>379696214
see>>379694884

They're certainly not dog or cat level, what with only 600000 or so neurons, but they do indeed have some minimal level of cognition

I find it fascinating how my tarantula behaves differently than other specimens of her same species. She displays her own quirks and preferences. Don't read me wrong here, she's no Coco the Gorilla, but there is still more in there than what we previously thought.

I don;t know about other arthropods, but I know that at least spiders can be (relatively) smart. Perhaps less so with mygalomorphs than araneomorphs, but still, I've interacted enough, at least with my girl, to tell she's got some sort of little spark in there.

>>379696613

I was just going for the general tone in this thread. Mainly talking to the guy who owns it.
I don't mean to offend, but I'm just genuinely curious as to why people do that.

Are there any species of tarantula that are actually aggressive?
If I came across one would it just ignore me and do it's own thing normally?

>>379696819

So basically, quirks that most others of her species don't have? I can see how you could classify that as a personality desu. Might actually do a research into that if I cannot come up with a different topic for my thesis.

Thanks for the clarification anon.

>>379697135
once it knows your there it will either stay still in hopes you will ignore it, or it will scuttle away. thats about it unless you touch it.....

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>>379696819
F-FROGGO

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>>379697182
Yep.

Different specimens of different species will display different personalities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pt1sjYnEqw&t=105s
Most specimens of vid related (Pteronochilus murinus) are extrememly defensive, and will rear up upon the slightest provocation. This one obviously does not, and tolerates her masters hands.

My little Felicia displays her own little quirks. She's incredibly lazy, not bothering to actually burrow as most of her species (Aphonopelma semanni). The pic where you see her burrow closed off was another one of her half ass jobs - most other tarantulas completely seal it up. She also likes to dig little divots in each corner of her enclosure, no more than an inch or two deep before she snuggles in it for the night to settle back into her burrow the next day

So yeah you're welcome, Good luck on that thesis, bruv.

>>379697281
Froggo will be okay. In fact, froggo is much more likely to be okay with spider girlfriend than anywhere else.

Predators who would eat froggo don;t want urticating hairs in their face, nor do they want the ten-inch spider who carries them to come out and sink nearly 1 inch fangs into them

>>379697135
Tarantula's not that I know of, but there are aggressive large spiders that are deadly poisonous. Brazilian wandering spiders encountered at night come to mind.

I recall a documentary that I can not find footage of on youtube of a biologist film maker who is basically the Steve Irwin of the bug world, running around picking deadly shit up for the camera, simply noping on it when the encountered one at night on a tree. "You couldn't pay me enough to grab that right now."

>>379689139

Dark Messiah of Might and Magic

They jump, they crawl on walls. there's lots of them and if you don't have an antidote on hand their poison will kill you.

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>>379697135
Most New World (Americas) species are either docile ro skittish

Old World (Africa, Asia, Europe) species are very defensive.

No tarantula is genuinely "Aggressive" save for perhaps some African species.

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>>379689762
I fucking jumped

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>>379694523
>we

Oh shit

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>>379689649

>>379697281
Froggo is fine. It's that spider's pet. No, I'm not making that up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvxy9zvq24g

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>>379698776
>spoods keep froggos as pets

Bruh what the fuck?
That's a level of cognition I would not expect from the fuzzy ball of retard spiders are

>>379684821
DUDE I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARACHNOPHOBIC XDD

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>>379698202
Here's an even better pic from that video

>>379691902
>tfw no one got the reference

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>>379699045
Doesn't seem entirely out of the question, really. Fucking ants do effectively the same thing with aphids, and the spider pointedly not killing the frog so it can hang out and kill shit that wants to eat its young is far simpler than literal aphid farming.

Sharks kind of do the same thing with small fish in coral reefs.

They just sort of swim around in a circle near where they hang out until they come out and start eating the parasites off of them.

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>Spiders or Scorpians.
>When this old God exists.

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>Have a very real phobia of jellyfish, to the point where I'll refuse to go in the water if there's a jellyfish in sight
>Play Rain World because I hate myself
>Mfw The Shoreline

>>379691761
I'd like to see that scorpion vs a funnel web or a red back

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>>379684821
This "I'm dead afraid of spiders in /v/" meme is getting pretty old.

>>379684821
is that a theraposa blondi or a citarischius crawshayi? either way, nice spider

>>379684821
HAHA LE BURN THEM XDDD