Choose your team /v/

looks like Blu is down a player, so them

Never played whatever that is but no one use names like that.

Red is superior by far

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>>379683049
>MAGA PRAISE KEK

lmfao, red for me please

>>379683387
haha edgy XD

>>379683049
Red, blu is all memers

Blue because I'm not some contrarian no fun allowed cuck.

Also because animeposters would choose red.

>>379683302
Wrong, you can see a shitload of furry names on tf2.

>>379683049
red has a much better team comp, i'm guessing that spy was annoying enough for 2 people to go pyro

>>379683049
>3 soldiers and a demoman against a bunch of engineers with two pyros who probably suck dick since I'm in a pub

Is there really a choice here?

>>379683049
>antifa and :b:lt-:b:right both on BLU team
At least one of them will go out of their way to not help the other at best.
RED is the right choice if you're playing to win, but I'd join BLU if they're losing.

>>379683387
Antifa nigger is on the same team tho.

>>379683846
Yet another reason to join blu, who wants to hear politics autists screaming at eachother on mic?

>>379683049
RED
Slip it in - fine
fuckboy - probably nice guy
no gods - edgy teenager. Can be MVP, actually
plead for peace - ok
Look sharp - average skill normie
Never say die - same as previous
Efilniku - german rage kid
Anti-nowhere league - have no idea what to expect
Thin lizzy - grill gamur or just normie. As i remember TF2 never had any problems with grill gamers.
Run pauline - nice guy
Johnny Hit - another potential MVP

Now lets look at the BLU
Futa - meme loving fuck.
Maga praise kek - another meme loving fuck. And both of this guys are meme loving fucks in a bad way.
The pro f2p - good player probably
wolfdestroyer - 17 y o edge lord
Stickin my eye - nice guy
TheDarK1 - retarded 12 y o kid, who always remain silent
(antifa)Rebel_the_dragon - either this is a bait or the guy needs to be gassed
tobias2003 - noisy little brat
QTrap - probably futa's friend
Engie man - faggot who will only play engie no matter what.

Ill stick with red

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>no gods, no managers
I'll take RED.

>>379683049
>futa lover
blu

>>379683049
>antifa and /pol/fag on the same team
That team would be insufferable, RED

>>379683049
>MAGA PRAISE KEK with (Antifa)Rebel_the_Dragon
>Futa(Heart)Lover
>QTrap
The correct option is to leave.
The next correct option is Red.

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>>379683049
>furry faggot in the BLU
I choose RED

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I can't judge these teams without their profile images. Also nobody's name is the ASCII gun thing.

>DUMPF
red

>>379683049
Either one. I usually pick blu out of habit. The fact that both teams have a medic and neither team has more than one spy or more than one sniper is good enough for me.

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>two medics
>one of them is probably an easily impressionable healslut
As a heavy, I'd choose RED.

>>379683049
def the team that references both anthrax and choking victim

>red
>nothing too bad
>blu
>shitty names for shitty players
red

>>379684943
What you DON'T realise is that Run Pauline is pocketing Johnny hit and his sweet sweet unusual hound dog

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>>379684380
>swine supports pineapple pizza meme because he's an idiot that got it with his typical dumbass topping
Shine, Anon-kun.

>>379685098
Pineapple pizza is tasty though, legitimately

>>379683926
Thin Lizzy is a classic rock band, dude. No way it would be a grill

>>379685070
I was talking about the other medic, these two can go jerk off in a corner for all I care.

BLU has both an antifa retard and a trump MAGA retard would not join

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>that guy with a link to some russian csgo site as an alias

>>379685308
Only if the pineapple is dehydrated beforehand, and you have jalapenos with it.

>>379683049
red
no way im playing with four engies

>>379685345
Didn't know that

>>379685563
No one eats like this. This is the first time I ever heard something like that.

>>379683049

Go Red, introduce Rebel and MAGA to each other, watch the other team fall apart.

>>379685715
The jalapeno juice soaks into the pineapple, mixing the sweet and spicy. Makes for quite a good snack without the pizza too.

>>379685715
It's very good, actually. Dehydrated pineapples, something spicy and chicken. 10/10 mouth orgasm.

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>>379683049
team gun

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Choose your team, /v/

>>379683049
Blu just so I can see MAGA KEK and the antifaggot shit talk and tk each other + QTrap

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>>379684943
>tfw top score as heavy in a pub match
>A medic just magically begins to gravitate towards me and begins pocketing

>>379684380
>Etrian Odyssey
It's a shame this isn't the original game because it would instantly make me respect him at least a tiny bit. Even if it's only EO4.

>>379687767
I genuinely played a game with Fluttershy and pottis 2 or 3 days ago and they were good.

>>379683049
What gamemode?

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>>379683049
>judging people by their usernames

>>379683049
Red
Blue seems like pure cancer.

>>379688328
> not doing so

>>379683049
>BLU has only one soldier and no demos

Red is an obvious choice. That many engineers versus that many soldiers, medics and heavies would be a disaster.

>>379688328
It is very good indicator of a person.

Ironic weebs, /pol/fags and underage tryhards are to be avoided at all cost.

If I chan choose between SuperDonut or some Futa-kunXXX I will pick normla person.

>>379688328
i'm make one

>>379683049
>4 engies
didn't even have to look at the names, Red it is

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>>379683049
>RED has a pretty balanced team
>BLU has 4 engineers 2 pyros and only one soldier
>it's attack/defend
>forced to join BLU because 11 v 10 have to balance

>>379683793
also two medics

>>379688808
this is when you go spectator

>>379683049
>maga cuck and antifa autist in the same team
blu, this is going to be entertaining

>he doesn't want to play against the better team.

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>>379683460
Not wanting to be teamed with a autistic meme spouter is suddenly edgy. ok.

The team that doesnt have autistic memer players. I would rather lose with normies than win with sperglords

>>379688589
Especially if it's attack/defend.
>4 engineers on attack
what the fuck are you trying to do

>>379684380
>cummies in a sock
10 outta 10

>>379683049
>BLU
>Attacking team
>That many Engineers
>All those awful /v/-tier ironic meme names
Anyone not picking RED should kill themselves.

>>379689194

They're gonna use the gunslinger, obviously.

>>379687767
>the russian and pollack hackers are on the same team now
red might have a chance against gregor this round

>>379683846
The fact that you assumed the reason he didn't want to be with the PRAISE KEK faggot was because he must agree with the other side is telling.

>>379683460
What's edgy about this? Explain to me.

>>379689039
I'd rather play with a competent team that has my back than a bunch of micspamming meme-spouting retards that will probably all go friendly in a conga line. The game is called TEAM Fortress not Try and Carry Braindead Retards Fortress.

Why are there so many faggots on Steam?

On PS4 people generally have normal usernames aside those xxxx253546 random numbers,

>turn off chat
>turn off voice
>random team
>pick sniper
>shoot people in the head

Ideally you'd pick scout and shoot them in the body but there are too many engies for that to actually be any fun.

>>379689293
I would rather have 1 more soldier, demo and heavy than 3 fucking gunslinger engineers in this case

>>379689480
>too bitchmade to be gregor so he cries about his team not being good in a mongolian rollercizing support group instead

>>379687767
I gotta go with blue here, Rip Roarin' Boogerpenis seems like a reliable guy

>>379689536
Enjoy getting dominated by the kek guy

>>379689774
In my experience spies are useless.

Story intelligence rating:
Engineer
Medic
Heavy/Spy
Sniper/Demoman
Pyro/Scout
Soldier

>>379683049
>No gods, no managers
>anti-nowhere league
>never say die
>thin Lizzie
>stickin in my eye
>Look Sharp!

What's with all the music references

>playing online
>ever

I don't fucking get this meme. If I wanted to interact with niggers, aspies, retards, memespouters, reddit and tumblr faggots I'd just go on /4chan/. Why would I ever want my games ruined by interacting with those subhumans?

>>379689194
>not building 4 level 3 sentries at spawn then sneaking them near the point through a teleporter

>>379687767
Rip Roar can carry BLU, so I'll pick blue.

>>379683049
I choose BLU

People with weird names are always better.
>>379690570
>his username wasn't a reference to his favourite band

>>379690570
Choking Victim is a poser band

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>>379683049
>No Bill Nein the Nazi Spy.

Dropped fucking server.

>>379691198
is that name really that common?

>>379688646
liberal fucktoy detected

8years, don't forget

>>379691141
Do you mean they were made up of posers or listened to by posers?

I like 500 Channels and a couple more songs, but i always found them be trying too hard to be edgy.

>>379683049
Alt f4
Play something good instead.

tobias2003 and Engie man sound like great guys.

Leave it to the Blu's to be a bunch of fucking degenerates.

>>379691424
t.underage poltard

>>379685563
Jalapeño + pineapple + salami + ham
Best toppings ever.

>>379691351
No, but it is an old joke.

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>>379683460
>use the word edgy like a retard
>use "XD" ironically trying to fit in
>is probably a /pol/tard

>>379691656
This. Overwatch has been out for a full year now guys. It's better than ever.

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>>379687767
RED has Pekka, the choice is obvious