This is a sleeping Hylian.
WAKE UP!
IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE
IT IS I, YOUR ONE AND ONLY KING
BOWSER
K
O
O
P
A
I'M A TURTLE, AS YOU SEE
>>379681616
This is a sleeping human with Chozo & Metroid DNA being watched by an Italian plumber.
A LITTLE SLOW, AND A LITTLE GREEN
BUT ON THE WHOLE, I'D SAY
SOOPA
DOOPA
PRINCESS
TOAD STOOOOOOOOL
I KNOW YOU'RE FRIGHTENED
BUT IF YOU KNEW JUST WHY YOU'RE HERE
YOUR FEAR WOULD JUST BE HEIGHTENED
SO LETS JUST SAY
IGNORANCE. IS.
B
LL
IIIII
SSSSSSSSSS
Oh While I Hate To Be A Bummer
I've Brought You Here To Bring Me Plummers
>>379681616
The minish cap was pretty good
You Know Those Brothers?
>>379681842
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>>379682798
Shut up! I'm awake!
Oh What's Their Name?
>>379681784
OH YES!
>>379682839
>>379681616
let him sleep. Link had(has) a hard life.
MARIO
A
N
D
LUIGI!
>>379682932
Just The Sound of Them Makes Me Queasy
I'd Love To Take That Monkey Wrench I'd Play My Own Game
PRINCESS
TOAD STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
YOU'RE SO MISGUIDED!
IVE
NEVERBEENFONDOFBOOKWORMSBUTTHISONEDOESMAKEGOODMARIOBAIT
OH I CAN'T WAIT
Hai, we're Hylians. Don't believe the lies about the Picard. We're totally not breaking the Prime Directive or anything. Carry on, Hylians.
>>379681842
I thought it was "Princess Toadstool"
IGNORANCE IS
B L I S S
L
I
S
S
>>379683443
With My Magic Book I'll Shower
Those Clumsy Lizards With My Power
Until Dinosaur Land Is Nothing But Fossil Fuel
My Only Problem With These Spells
Is That I Know Not What They Tell
So Every Hex Leaves Me Perplex And All I Want Are Those Plumbing Fools
PRINCES
TOAD
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You're Not So Clever!
All Your Words Are Alphabet Soup
A Picture Says it Bettttterrrrrrrrrrr!
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN!
IGNORANCE
IS
BLISSHaven't you heard?A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words
You Call Yourself a Princess, But You're A Braniac in a Dress
I Don't Know Why You Waste Time With These Books
You Remind Me of My Kid Sister
She Read So Much, She Got a BLISTER
A BIG ONE
A MEAN BIG
ON HER BRAIN
>>379681616
That's not a hylian, it's a hat.
WHAT A SHNOCK
I'd like to get my hands...
Just one time, with a monkey wrench...
I'd fix their plumbing...
[ THE SYSTEM IS BROKE ]
PRINCES
TOAD
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I KNOW YOU'RE FRIGHTENED
~ SO MISGUIDED ~
BECAUSE IF YOU KNEW YOU JUST WHY YOU'RE HERE
YOUR FEAR WOULD JUST BE HEIGHTENED
PRINCESS
TOAD
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
YOU'RE NOT SO CLEVER
~ PICTURES SAY IT BETTER ~
ALL YOUR WORDS ARE ALPHABET SOUP
A PICTURE TELLS IT BETTER!
FOR
THE
LAST
TIME
On second thought, I think I've made my point
Stop this faggotry.
>>379685402
You're a bit too late for that
>>379685402
>being this late to the party
>>379685658
It's such a failure that I'd imagine he did it on purpose
Well, anyway, same time next week Sleep-kun?
OH NO
NOT ME
is this the e-celeb thread or something
I'D NEVER LOSE CONTROL
YOU'RE FACE TO FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO GOT THE DUBS
>>379686286
it's the reddit thread
>>379686485
>Sleeping Hylian Dump Thread
How fucking new are you?
>>379686516
this is how reddit threads operate, an unnamed trustworthy source has told me
if there was an upvote here it would be a splitting image
old or not, it's gay
>80 posts
>15 posters
>>379686731
Lyric dumps and calling for dubs is reddit like?
I mean, it might be gay, sure, but the reddit analogy is what gets me.
>if there was an upvote here it would be a splitting image
what?