E3 THE FINAL HOURS : LAST UNCLE SQUILLIAM

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Hold me OP

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LETS GO

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ROOTING FOR OP.

T.MEEMERS GET THE FUCK OUT.

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I'm with you OP

Godspeed anon.

NEVER EVER

>>379674172

<3

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hoping its real

Sup

>>379673970
New Castlevania

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>>379675336

when is it

>>379675463

12 pm PST

3 pm EST

>>379675606
how many hours left I'm not familiar with timezones

>>379673970
HOPES
actual video games, decent memes prove you can still do something right Ubisoft
DREAMS
dedicated Souls pvp game,
all in all I expect nothing of serious note other than ubisoft making fools of themselves... again

>>379674242
template pls

>>379675692

11 hours .

>>379676004
thanks friendo

>>379673970
When did this meme even start?

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>>379675706
This is the year, I can sense it in my bones.

Let's just hope that it ends up better than Yooka Laylee.

Its a bit dead right now, shitposting will commence once the conferences start up

>>379674404
>that Glitch

Whoever did that has patrician taste. RIP Metal Arms.

>>379676326
i forgot the fuckin link lmao

https://discord.gg/KnAz2A

Bully 2 is happening brehs, you gotta believe

the words 'Devil May Cry' ontop of the enterence. This struck to him as 'Odd and weird'. Unknown to him, His Dante owned ---

>>379676403
>https://discord.gg/KnAz2A

It's broken.

>>379674936
Nintendo put up a Twitter page for their competitive games that has a banner with ARMS, Splatoon, Pokken, and a big blank space.

That blank space can only be Smash Bros. Switch, 'cause there's no fucking way they'll have Smash Wii U up there.

Has EA ever had a good conference? I hope they knock it out of the park this year.Battlefront sounds good on all points, hope they follow through

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>phil spencer takes over
>"well it takes a few years to make exclusives so even if we start now, it will be a while before you guys see them"
>yfw after 4 years of MS throwing money at studios, we are gonna get Banjo Threeie AND New Ninja Gaiden

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YOU READY TO FEEL TRUE POWER

>>379676648

2 unknown I.P to be revealed (not sports related)

>>379673970
>full health

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Post yfw

>Ninja Gaiden 4 at Xbox conference
>DMC 5 at PS conference
>Bayo 3 at Nintendo Direct

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>>379676935

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>>379674404
Phil please rise up and guide us to heaven

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>>379676935

>>379676935
Don't get my hopes up like that anon

>>379676612
my bad anon

https://discord.gg/2GMNsu

>>379673970
Having RG as the active style is a nice touch.

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IM NOT GOING TO SLEEP UNTIL TUESDAY

>>379673970
METROID
E
T
R
O
I
D
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>379676935
>mfw they're all exclusive

>>379677565
Won't happen for at least a couple more years

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Going to buy a new smartphone today. After that I'm going to buy snacks and drinks.
>tfw E3 starts with EA

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Post games that would make you angry if they get announced

>at work until 4am
>wake up for ea play
Life's good

>>379677803
Smash 4 Deluxe

>>379677803
Any game featuring the Rabbids

Oh wait...

It's only going to be EA today right?

>>379677803
Casualized Monster Hunter movie tie in game.
>Capcom trademarked Monster Hunter World
I will shoot this board up if it happens.

>>379678056
10th - EA
11th - Microsoft, Bethesda, Devolver
12th - PC, Ubisoft, Sony
13th - Nintendo

>>379673970
>/v/'s reaction when Bloodborne II is announced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9iTPgftDTs

>>379678160
>Devolver
>PC
Not even going to bother.
>shitty indie games
>AMD shilling show

>>379678110

It's an IOS game or western name for the switch version.

>>379678229

I hope Metroid,DMC5 and BB2 are shown just to see /v/

I can't really get that much hype today since most of what we're getting today is SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS and shooters

>>379678313
The worst thing about E3 is that big games like DMC5 and BB2 may be ignored in favor of LGBT indies
Not to mention most of the media will shill EA/Bioware/Ubisoft this entire weekend
When Bloodborne was announced I remember little attention here, it was only after a japanese launch party that things started to get hype.

>>379678446
I am excited for their Fast and Furious game. (NFS)

>>379678504
You see so much Ubisoft, because they come here to leak their games, and hype them up themselves. Shortly after their releases, these guys aren't paid anymore, and the "discussions" stop.

>God of War
>The Last of Us 2
>Spider-Man
>God Eater 3
>13 Sentinels
Sony already won

Where's the fucking chatango link lads

>hopes
A redeeming Battlefront 2 but I won't hold my breath.
Bannerlord release date.
Absolver to have improved since Alpha.
Not E3 but I'm hoping to see something interesting in the Dauntless livestreams.
LET US CLING TOGETHER !

>>379678602
I know :(
Not to mention any Overwatch DLC will be hyped here as well so it's pretty much the death of /v/ already
We are no longer any better than neogaf or reddit.

>>379677803
The game I want to make

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>>379676935
>Ninja Gaiden 4 developed by Team Ninja or Valhalla (either way, they'll shit it up)
>DMC 5 developed by Ninja Theory
>Bayonetta 3 with a new protagonist

>>379673970
TOGETHER WE RIDE

ONWARDS BROTHERS

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>>379678284
>shitty indie games
Devolver is a publisher, not a developer. Anything they publish is not an indie game.

What are the chances of ea announcing skate 4 later today

>>379673970
I'm sick if this DMC shit. Fuck off you faggots

>>379678850
Shitty non indie games.
Better? If you want to waste your time go ahead and watch it.

>>379678856
thatd be an insta buy from me

When does it start again

>>379678774
>Ninja Theory
hopefully they will bankrupt soon
They are hoping to build a new studio (a bigger one) but they need Hellblade to sell well
The best that could happen is Ninja Gaiden 4 developed by Gust and Team Ninja

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>>379678940
That's fine, just bothered by people throwing around the indie moniker.

>>379678954
Ok.

but what about the chances

>>379679056
less than 5%

>>379679010
Well, if Ea had developed these games themselves, than they would be indie. Overwatch is indie. Half Life 2 was indie.

>>379678883

Aww tameem sweeite.

>>379679115
Seeing as how Electronic Arts is a publicly traded company, I would say no.

Blizzard is owned by Activision, so no to that.

I think HL2 would qualify, though.

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>>379679000

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>being a sonyggër in 2017

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>Only day I'm free is EA
wooo

Wait what? When does e3 start?

>>379679354
Jesus fucking Christ read the thread

>>379679354

bout 11 hours.

>>379679402
That's the joke, anon. Every thread. Ad infinum.

>>379679252
>Blizzard is owned by Activision
That is false.

>Capcom registers a MH trademark
>we know there will be only one new Capcom game at E3
Well, there goes the dream.

>>379673970
LETS GO LETS GO

>>379679558
It's mega man legends 3
:'/

>>379679558
If MH goes to Switch it's going to be another 25fps crap

>>379679476
Sorry, you're right.

Blizzard Entertainment is a subsidiary of the publicly traded company Activision Blizzard.

>>379679643
Bullshit, stop this meme.

And monster hunter has already "gone" to switch, sounds like you know jack shit.

Monster belongs on a handheld.

>>379673970
Probably gonna be an okay E3. Similar to E3 last year, which I thought was pretty mediocre
Though atleast nothing can be as bad as the shit during 2008-2012

FINAL FANTASY 30th ANNIVERSARY LIVESTREAM STARTS IN 2 HOURS
https://youtu.be/qjnLgCcFKjw

>>379679750
Who needs MH when we'll have God Eater 3 in a new engine?

please EA show off a new KOTOR or KOTOR-like rpg. i know they have one in production but it better not me some single player mmo driven trash like every bioware game in recent history

>>379679826
Gross

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You know what? Fuck my jaded cynicism. HYPE THRUSTERS AT MAX POWER! WE'LL EITHER BATHE IN OUR DREAMS, OR WE'LL CRASH THIS SHIP WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>379679849
>le god eater is bad meme

WHO'S READY FOR CAPCOM TO DROP THE JUDGMENT CUT END UPON US

>>379679267
>EA is 8pm uk

thank fuck you posted this, i read on some shitty other website that it was 10pm

>>379679950
>being concerned about what time does EA stream goes live
britbongs everybody

>>379679854
I appreciate the positivity but please don't hurt yourself, anon.

>MCC PC
>NINJA GAIDEN COLLECTION PC
>BANJO THREEIE PC
>FROM SOFTWARE TEASER FOR A NEW GAME I WON'T GET TO PLAY PC!

BIG

TIMES

BIG

GAMES

Can someone post the timetable for conferences

If someone has already posted it could someone link the post

>>379680276
>mainstream gamer starter pack

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>>379679854
Take my unused hype, anon. I hope that game you like gets a good sequel

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>>379679854
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR CRASHING THIS SHIP WITH NO SURVIVORS.
THAT PART COMES LATER

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>>379679854

>>379679267
Why the fuck is it starting on Saturday? Why the fuck are these conferences so late in the day this year

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BANJO THREEIE E3 2017 IT WILL HAPPEN I WILL FUCKING KILL EVERYONE HERE IF IT DOESN'T

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>Sony conference comes to an end
>"but before we go, we have one last treat for you"
>Crowd goes nuts expecting the new From game
>DmC2 trailer starts

>>379680549
Yeah right. That and Jet Force Gemini will happen when Evolve is resurrected.

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>>379680616
I couldn't fucking imagine

>>379676670
>Being excited for Banjo anymore

The future is now, old man

Debauchery aside, why would capcom even sign an exclusive deal with Sony for monster hunter if most of Japan likes it on a handheld and considering how good they have it with Nintendo?

Makes no damn sense.

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Pablo is broken!

BROKEN

>>379679340

>intel shilling

the PC shitshow is sponsored by amd, they shilled the show in both occasions

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>>379676670
>Banjo will be Nuts and Bolts 2

>>379680803
Wow I fucked up

I haven't slept in a couple days between work and school.

I'll remake it later whatever fuck me.

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>yfw this is the most embarrassing year yet

>>379680720

Trademark is gone.

Can I get an E3 report card template?

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>>379679854
Ya know what, anon? I'm with you. It's all or nothing!

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8 CAPCOM GAMES TO BE UNVIELD.

EVERYONE GETS SOMETING.

What time is capcoms show?

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>>379678774
mfw according to interviews theses are all likely except probably none this year

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>>379681045
>Microsoft reveals Steel Battalion 2 controller and all

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>>379681049
>>379681045

>>379680907
It can't be worse than E3 2008.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSJuHDBueT0

>>379679340
template plz

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>>379681339
delivar

Here's to you OP. The only thing I hope is that there wont be crushing disappointment.

>>379678774
I'd be fine with a new protagonist for Bayonetta...

although it wouldn't be called bayonetta now would it?

Maybe if it were a co-op game? Hard to say.

Although I'd love to see if Platinum has something on deck.

DMC5 WHEN

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>biggest E3 collage yet
>each conference has at least 3-4 games worth being excited about
>even historical shitters like Ubi and EA have a few things up their sleeves
>either a new MGS is revealed or Caramel posters get eternally BTFO
>Phil Spencer consistently redeeming M$ for the past 3 years

Is this what it's like to look forward to video games

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>dreams

SMT HD on PS4
A proper Valkyria Chronicles 4
SMT on Vita
Monster Hunter on PS4 and Vita
SMT Devil Summoner returns
MGS5 didn't actually happen and it was a dream
New Armored Core and FromSoft game akin to Souls and Bloodborne
Megaman Legends 3
New Kirby
Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay trailer
Dragon's Dogma 2
Hitman Season 2
Ubisoft stopped being shit and made Assassin's Creed into historical Hitman
Persona 2 duo remake
Matsuno TRPG for PS4 and Vita

>Nightmares

Whats actually going to happen.

>>379673970
You think the devs of that h.r. Gieger looking horror game are gonna be having anything going on at e3? The game with the flesh gun?

POST YFW DEAD SPACE 4 TOMORROW.

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>E3, June 12th, 2017
>Sony's block is coming to an end
>No mention of Death Sranding, as Kojima stated
>Andrew House utters his finishing statement, thanks the crowd, and leaves with mild applause
>As he gets halfway off the stage
>"Oh, there is one more thing I need to mention."
>Andrew pulls off his face, revealing it was Kojima in a mask
>Crowd fucking explodes with applause and screams
>The stage goes black, and broadcasted on the screens are the shilouettes of Venom Snake and Norman Reedus, with the logos of MGS V and Silent Hills under each, respectively.
>mfw they blink to show a 2020 and a 2018 release date, as they fade to black

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>>379682027

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>>379679267
>Nintendo is on the same day as state exam

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REPOSTIN' MUH CARD.

I wish I was excited about something happening today.

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Someone spoonfeed the squilliam e3 meme to me please.

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>>379682457
The guy is getting excited and having a heart attack from it.
This is a reaction image expressive of the hype of fans. These fans are using it to express their hype for E3.

It's been popular to use because of some posters so its become a /v/ tradition.

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I dream of Westwood and Looking Glass suddenly rising from the grave and revealing a new Command & Conquer and a proper Thief game.
I dream of Square resurrecting Bushido Blade and Front Mission, of more Tactics games, of them making a sequel to Vagrant Story and The Last Remnant.
I dream of Capcom making Mega Man Legends 3 and Dragon's Dogma 2.
I dream of Nintendo remembering Eternal Darkness existed. I dream of Intsys making a new Advance Wars, without a hint of dating sim bullshit and all the charm of the old games.
I dream of Tribes returning from the dead and not being ruined by Hi-Rez this time around.
I dream of Chromehounds 2, on PC, and a new Armored Core game too.
I dream of a new Castlevania that puts SOTN and AOS to shame, with beautiful pixel art and brilliant level design.
I dream of a world were developers make vidya out of their love for games, not love for their wallets.

>>379674838
If I'm reading this correctly this reads,
MGS23D

I'm probably just being autistic, right?

>>379682570
do we watch band geeks at the end of it all

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>>379673970
Persona 5 Crimson. Persona collection on Switch. MonHun 5 teaser. Bayonetta 3. Wonderful 102. Metroid. Smash Deluxe or Smash 5 teaser. Includes new characters like Simon.

>>379680549

It's gonna be the Pirate game Rare is making

>>379682797

Reads MGS:ZERO

>>379673970
>Hopes
a good showing in general from the major consoles
>Dreams
EA and Ubisoft fail spectacularly, Microsoft makes me want to get their console for once
>Expectations.
Aisha Tyler trying to meme poorly, swears on stage, everyone watching dies a little inside

>>379682389

You got the template?

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>>379673970
Literally no hopes or dreams but I am hyped for that time again

>>379673970
Finally he wont be shit posting this image anymore.
>sea calm god is here

>>379680482
>late
>starts earlier
????????

>>379683107
Aisha isn't doing it this year

>>379683107
>Aisha Taylor
Anon...

>>379683229
oh thank god

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>>379682816
Sometimes

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>>379679854
FUCKING PREACH!!!

>>379683276
Ubisoft are going for a devs present their own games sort of thing this year

>>379683371
Which conveniently leaves them with lots of spaghetti for the lunch after the conference.

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>>379679854

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>>379679854
TURNING UP THRUST CAPTAIN!

>>379682586
What's this?

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Skipping Microsoft entirely but will be on /v/ for the shitposting.

bannerlord christmas this year screencap this post

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>>379679854

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>>379680616
perfect

>Last hopes ?
Only a fool would have hope.

>Last dreams ?
Only a fool would have dreams.

>Final expectations.
I expect shit games.

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Posting my report card.

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>>379679854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgT-UfS3wCA
Dammit, I can't help but JOIN IN!

I haven't made a report card yet, anyone got a template?

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>>379682606
>It has with rage mechanic

>>379684893
Yes.

>>379685013
Could you please post it so I can make one?

>>379685031
>>379684815

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>>379685031

This allong with the schedule askers. Where have you been ?

Will we ever get Skate 4?

>>379685392

Find out in 10 hours.

When the fuck is The Wolf Among Us getting a season 2?

>inb4 telltale shit

Look I know, but I like the comics a lot and it's the only TT I've played.

any leaks?

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>>379676670
>>379676935

>NInja Gaiden on Xbox

Who in their right fucking mind would make an exclusive for the bone? Especially when for the last years they have been making the games for the rival platforms? They just had moderate success with a PS4 exclusive, why would they throw that away by putting the actually established franchise on the deadest console to have ever existed?

I mean it would end up getting a Sigma version anyway but it would be an even dumber move than vanilla NG3 or Yaiba, and that0s fucking saying something.

I have a humble dream. To release digimon world 1-3 on psn or in a box set. If that hapoens ill just play that and die happy.

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Does anyone have a gif or webm of Peter Molyneaux failing to brofist a journalist at... E3 2014 or something like that.

I can't find a video of that on youtube sadly

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>>379679854

>>379685568

You do realise Scorpio is its own console right ? Like a brand new generation console. Sony is the only one stuck behind now.

>>379685996
lol

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We need you, Dante. DMC5, please. But if you're going to add Platinum QTE shit, you can stay the fuck away.

>>379685996
kek

dis nigga

Alright, what is going to be THE announcement at E3? The thing the has the wow factor, the big shabang, the big kahuna that is all the talk of E3.

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DEVIL MAY CRY 5

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING MONKEY PAW I KNOW IT'S NU-CAPCOM AND THAT THERE WILL BE A BUNCH OF STUPID BULLSHIT IN IT JUST GIVE IT TO ME

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>>379686295
Bannerlord release date.


Also my report card I finally made.

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>Still over 10 hours left
the wait is killing me

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>>379684815
cheers brah.

>>379686295
Ape Escape 4.

>>379682076
>wanting more MGS5
Let it die anon. The ruse meme is stale now.

>>379676670
Hello marketer.

>>379673970
i don't care anymore, give me something on animal crossing nintendo, ANYTHING

When does it Start?

>>379678883
Just think of the tears when it isn't announced for the second year in a row.

>>379673970
>hope
KH3
thats all. everyone loses if we don't see it.

>PC gaming show
As in, Steam, right?

>>379673970
>Last hopes ?
Video games

>Last dreams ?
Good video games

>Final expectations.
Complete devastation, heartbreak and utter disappointment.

And it all ends with a billion shitposts

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Come on devs, you motherfuckers. I've long forgotten what genuine hype feels like! Give me something believe in, give me something to want!

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Sleeping Dogs 2

I fuckng need this

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>>379679315
>tfw Free Saturday and Monday
I, uh, don't really have any pictures

I wonder if mods will later sticky a squilliam thread

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I shall literally will of my energy to make new SOCOM a reality, even if I'm the only one. Believe.

Beyond Good & Evil 2

They better do it.

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>>379679267

I just want to know what retro fucking studios is doing, sitting on their asses since 2014

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timing worked out perfectly for me this year. can see everything uninterrupted.

>PC show

Wow, more strategy games and indie games no one is going to play. Why is this even a thing?

can someone please tell me when the EA press starts in european time?

Do people really believe that DMC5 is going to be announced at E3 and not TGS? Even Nintendo doesn't talk about Japanese games that aren't first party during E3, it's much more investor friendly to announce it at TGS

When does it begin? I'm going to work today and I'm not sure if I'll be able to watch.

Anyway
>Dreams
Anything MGS related that isn't MGSurvive
DMC5
New From Soft game that isn't BB2
SMTV

>>379688405
It's fun to watch that train wreck.

>>379688407

>>379688362
e3countdown.weebly.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BB0ambDQw <- official stream, it tells you the time in the bottom left corner adjusted to your timezone

>>379688507
well gee anon. thank you

FF30TH ANNIVERSARY LIVE STREAM STARTING RIGHT NOW

https://youtu.be/qjnLgCcFKjw

>>379688695
shamefuru

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I wonder how much faster /v/ is during E3 than a normal day?
One thing is for certain, the quality of the posts definitely goes down.

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>>379687348
Nah. Imagine a shitty talkshow with guests that barely know how to talk to an audience that is probably paid to be here. Add in cringeworthy AMD marketing.

It's not even bad enough to be entertaining to watch

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For anyone who wants to participate in the yearly drinking games, the cards and official stream can be found here:

comfytheatre co uk/e3

The usual streams + Spongebob and films will be shown, there's a schedule of when each conference is too.

>>379674404
is it too late to add a marth grab animation on one side and another fox getting grabbed on the other side?

>>379688794
When does the spongebob+films start up?

I'm wondering when to set my alarm.

>>379688930
Spongebob eps get shown within an hour of a conference starting, films are after conferences.

!!!SONY ALERT!!!

So, Sony is being unclear and messy as usual.

Their E3 conference is usually at 18:00 PT. HOWEVER!
- Here: https://www.playstation.com/en-gb/e3/ It says "1:00 BST, 2:00 CEST", which would be17:00 PT. The countdown also ends at 17:00 PT.
- Here: https://www.playstation.com/en-us/e3/ it says "5 pm PST", but PST isn't in use right now... so did they mean 17:00 PST (= 18:00 PDT) or 17:00 PDT?

LONG STORY SHORT: be aware that the Sony conference MIGHT begin 1 hour earlier than most streams and timetables say... I believe the same confusion arose last year and it ended up starting at 18:00 PT, but you never know.

>>379678229
How did you even find that

>>379678504
>The worst thing about E3 is that big games like DMC5 and BB2 may be ignored in favor of LGBT indies
Whut? When has this happened? At worst it's them trying to highlight their SJW pandering in big budget games, but the most screentime indies get is inoffensive stuff like shaky yarn doll dev and Grow Home. Journos shill shitty indies on their own time, but E3 is almost 100% big name studios and their big name games. Well also their incredibly boneheaded attempts at marketing and appealing to the crowd, but that doesn't include LGBT indies.

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Anyone happen to have a cropped transparency of Todd's face?

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>>379673970
>tfw doesn't start until 5am
Is it even going to be worth just for EA

>>379689253
Not like you got anything going on anon, be real

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r8 me

>>379689028
it's the pre-show that starts 1 hour before, the main event starts at 18:00PT

>>379688794
Which films are on this year?

>>379689486
I thought that could be the case, but 1 hour of pre-show? Fucking hell.
Is it explicitly stated anywhere? Not that I doubt you, but I like being thorough.

>>379689565
Got some more vidya films this time around (Street Fighter, Ace Attorney +more), some new films (Shin Godzilla +more) and some classics (Kung Pow)

>>379689738
Sounds good. I'm currently thinking about not watching Doctor Who this evening so I can watch Spongebob again. It'll probably be a mediocre episode, so watching it live isn't so important.

>Last Hopes?
That >>379676161 is Banjoo-Threeie and not a HD Remaster of the first 2 games
>Last dreams?
Bully 2, Smash For Switch and a new Crash game
>Last expections
None of my dreams will come true

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I have low expectations

EA
>Wanted: memes, cringe, embarassment
>Expected: muh ass effect cawadoody dlc and other annual rehashan
MS
>wanted: more lolis and skittles rule34
>Expected: memes, remember kinect?, movies, muh shootan, muh tv, muh scorpio
Bethesda
>no fucks given
>PC
>master race wins again by getting ancient PS3 ports and 2D indie games
Ubisoft
>Wanted: something from Q? Entertainment, something 2D rayman, cringe and new memes
>Expected: cringe and new memes, muh asscreed far cry and other annual stale sequels, mario rabbids shit
Sony
>wanted: knack 2
>expected: tlou and other shit sequels, muh vr
Nintendo
>wanted: no fucks given
>expected: muh sales, muh mario, muh zelda, muh stale annual rehashes now with more dlc, prease understando

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>tfw you want Agent but know we'll never even have it officially canceled, let alone see it at E3

>>379673970
Resident Evil 2 remake HERE WE GO!
I BELIEVE!

>>379688794
I'll never understand why Nintendo announcing new IPs is under "take a sip" level.
It should be take a shot level. Not because it never happens, but because it's not something that happens constantly like everything else in easy mode.

>>379673970
Hype meter:

Bethesda > Sony > Microsoft > PC Gamer > Ubisoft > Nintendo > EA

Before you crucify me let me explain:
>Bethesda probably has Evil Within 2 and Wolfenstein sequel, both games I enjoyed very much, as well as probably some Dishonored 2/Doom SP DLC which I would like

>Sony will show some garbage such as new God of War and Days Gone or whatever it's called, but also some weeb stuff, Yakuza 6, maybe some new IPs. Hell, I even look forward to new CoD as I'm a sucker for WW2

>Microsoft is nothing amazing each year, but their past few shows were very good in terms of pacing and showing gameplay for a lot of multiplats. So not hyped for Scorpio or MS stuff, but pretty good show

>PC gamer will have XCOM expansion/sequel, that's all I need

>Ubisoft eh I'm kinda curious if new AC will be same shit as always or if they learned something. And hoping for some Michel Ancel magic somewhere

>Nintendo will have 30 minutes of 2017 garbage. New Mario looks alright, don't care about the rest. Doubt they will have anything worthwhile or surprising

>EA is just garbage.

>>379690540
>Evil Within
> enjoyed very much

Right. On the cross you get.

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>my dream game got announced early
i just need DMC5 and this E3 will be great for me

>>379690715
It was the best RE5 I could've hoped for. Didn't like it that much on first playthrough, played it again last year and loved it.

It had some negative aspects (stupid stealth intro, pointless upgrades, torn apart story, copying some elements from popular games, initial buginess and shitty aspect ratio that were patched) but overall it was great, tense, exciting, great boss fights (that were set up very well), good balance of power and weakness, kept changing encounters and locations... It was good. And sequel could possibly improve on the negatives.

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>>379680406

>>379690102
Sony show COD now.

>>379674404
>two lammys

>>379676767
Dead Space 4: Sorry About 3

>>379674763
God, this is too much of a dream for me, but shouldn't be discussing EA, since it's the only press con today?

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>>379677643
>mfw idort

Can someone tell me why EA always goes first during E3?

>>379692024
get the shit no one cares about out of the way first

>>379692024
>always

Are you retarded?

>>379692024
To get the FIFA shit out of the way.

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>>379679854
THE EXCITEMENT IS KILLING ME

>>379692024
because the e in EA stands for the e in E3 and A is the first letter of the alphabet

>>379692078
Microsoft just repeats it though.

What did capcom mean by this?
http://gematsu.com/2017/06/monster-hunter-world-trademarked-us

>>379692220
movie tie-in game

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>>379679854
LET'S GO BOIS

WHAT TIME IS THE FIRST SHOWING FOR US BRIT BONGS TODAY ?

PLEASE DONT SAY 1AM i'm out with the lads for the football later

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>>379679854

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Alright, finished remaking, I actually worked hard on this one

Please rate my shitty taste

>>379692334
8PM, EA.

>>379692362
>Bannerlord II
fucking retard
it's M&B II: Bannerlord, not M&B Bannerlord II

OP i just wanna let you know i appreciated your work (and those of other squilliams)

Godspeed, and enjoy the show

>>379692334
Fuck off normie, go suck one of your lads cocks and play with his footballs

CA confirmed Total War Warhammer 2 for PC Gaming Presentation.

So it'll actually be worth watching this year.

Mountain Blades : Bannerlords II

I knew I had it wrong in some way, I haven't played M&B and I just want something to play on PC so I want to see if they show it there. No need for that language.

Where are the sarcastic bingo cards? Am I supposed to watch E3 unironically now?

>>379692637
Even tumblr has one...

All these years and I still don't know what that image of Squidward has to do with E3. Someone explain?

Looking trough some report cards and why are people still putting CoD on MS side?
You're in for a fucking surprise during Sony's conference

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>watching E3 in 2017

I shiggydiggy

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>>379692690
EvEn TuMbLr HaS oNe

>>379692690
Where? I only saw really shitty ones. thathomestar's cards from last year were really good but he hasnt made new ones.

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>>379692840

>>379685568
>by putting the actually established franchise on the deadest console to have ever existed?
But they wouldn't be making that on WiiU, anon.

S K A T E 4
K
A
T
E
4

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It's a long way to MML3
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to MML3
To the one game they won't show

Goodbye Dragon's Dogma
Farewell Power Stone
It's a long, long way to MML3
And my pain's just grown

>>379685568
>KEK XBONE IS DEAD AS SHIT NO EXCLUSIVES KEKKITY KEK
>N-NO WAIT DONT GET AN EXCLUSIVE I WANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
lol at inferior sigma version playing sonygros.

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>>379692891
>DBZ

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>>379693113
>pkmn

>>379693005
>MML3 with GG Xrd grafix
Muh fuckin DICK

Too bad the game alone is never ever tier, let alone it actually being good.

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>>379693205
>weeb shit

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>>379693205
>using the wrong image

>>379693268
Shut the fuck up with your spongebob garbage nigger get out of here

>>379693281
I used it to get the correct one I didn't have, you have fallen right into my hands.

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POWERING UP

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>379673970
New Tenchu

>>379692730
That's Squilliam Fancyson

How underage are you

>>379693330
Actually you've fallen right into my hands, I knew that's why and I wanted to help you out to ensure quality shitposting in the future, enjoy anon

>>379692498
but all my mates like games, away and drink from one of your piss bottles faggot

>>379692368
cheers

WHERE THE BINGO AT

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Nier remaster is real?

https://twitter.com/yokotaro/status/873345149727776769

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>>379693406
Fuck

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>>379692730
>Squidward

When is sony's and PC's conferences?

>>379693450
>same screen as nier automata
yea, fake as shit

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>>379679854
that's it boy

>>379678160
so the real stuff doesn't start until Monday

oh well, hope today and tomorrow's pre-show are decent

>>379679854
my hopes are actually low, but I am gonna join you anon
I am at your service

>>379679905
>le god eater is the new MH meme
>I-I neveer cared for MH anyway...y-yeah
Neck yourself

How many hours left now?

>>379678774
>>379681556
>Bayonetta 3 with a new protagonist
Make it 20 years later, Bayonetta's daughter is now the protag, and Bayonetta herself shows up in Act 2 and you fight alongside her including special co-op moves

>>379694328
8
EA is the only conference today so who cares

>>379694603
>20 years later
Or just make loli daughter the protagonist.

What is going to be the next no man's sky? Everyone getting hyped then realising it's shite

>>379694725
You wish.

>>379676935
>Bayo 3 switch exclusive

Fuck you cruel world