>goodnight everyone >doesn't log off

>>379672209
well yeah gotta have some personal time to end the night

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>get tired of being in a party/playing multiplayer
>want to play some singleplayer before I go to bed
Woah...

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>>379672209
>say "goodnight everyone"
>no one says goodnight back
>don't log off

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>>379672209
>goodnight everyone
>awkwardly lingers until people say goodnight

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>>379672209
>>379672601
>he says it twice thinking people didn't hear him the first time

>log on
>"hi everyone!"
>no response
>someone else logs on
>"sup"
>a million people respond
;_;

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>that guy who just logs off randomly without saying anything

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I have laughed at all the green text so far, keep it up.

>"goodnight everyone"
>*gunshot in the distance*

>>379672737
Don't say it like a faggot.

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>having a conversation
>someone logs on
>"hi everyone!!!!"
>everyone completely drops it just to say hi
>don't resume it because person who just logs in brings up something entirely different

>xbox party
>alright guys that was fun, see you all tomorrow
>he never leaves the party
>10 minutes of him breathing and coughing while on youtube
>someone speaks up
>youre still here man?
>...yeah

>>379672209
it's probably masturbating

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>log in
>quickly greeted by everyone
>social autism kicks in
>pretend to not be paying attention to chat and keep playing

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>Not typing "alright, see ya" and log off straight away because you don't like the friends you hang out and wished you had another Steam account

>>379672886
Well why should he say anything?

>>379673589
it's rude

>alright everyone Goodnight
>his mom has a seizure in the background

>alright goodnight guys
>fuck off dickhead

Salt mining is pretty fun

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>tfw you jump into convos without introducing yourself
>tfw you leave without saying goodbye

>>379672601
>not preparing to log off with the "Goodnight" already typed, and pressing enter just one second before logging off
Pleb.

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>ducking friends past couple days
>receive message from one them
>"we know your online we can see your trophies"

>"brb g2 sm8"
>stays in the live babe cam chat

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>>379674734
You can't hide from your real friends, anon.

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>>379674876
>g2 sm8
What?

>>379675042
w-who are you?

>>379672209
>dont announce my existence ever
>just log off without saying anything every time
>even if someone is mid sentence or im in a conversation

>>379672209
He's just wishing everyone a good night

>>379672683
it hurts

>>379675212
>even if someone is mid sentence or im in a conversation
Nice social skills.

>>379676104
>needing social skills in a video game
>not being so good everyone puts up with your stupid shit just so you won't leave

>>379672209
You know some people are insufferable pricks. I won't log off just because some idiot doest understand the basic concept of the "busy" or "afk" statuses

>>379672209
>that one guy that was in your guild forever and never said a word

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>goodnight guys
>goodn-
>logs off
FUCK OFF I WANT TO BE NICE TO YOU

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>joins the voice chat
>hey what's up everybody
>"hey man, you wanna play some ____?"
>I'm just gonna go get some food then I have to pick up my girlfriend from work but after that sure
>doesn't log out
>doesn't come back for 5 hours after which everyone else is going to bed

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>>379675116
G'too smate.

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>doesn't have push to talk on
>all you hear is breathing and mic hissing

>>379673001
>Having a nice discussion with interesting opinions backed by facts and research
>THAT friend comes online
>he starts shitting on someone just because hes too stupid to differentiate arguments from autism
>*recieve pm* "just ignore him"
>"Well i guess its gif posting time"
>Discussion RIP for today
This happens every day

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>when you just leave in the middle of conversations on teamspeak when people you don't like start talking

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>"Hey, can anyone help me with a dungeon?"
>no response
>"No need to shout all at once, guys."

>>379675198
It's me, your friend, Anonymous

>goodnight everyone
>log off
>last online 658 days

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>>379677270

>brb bio
>6 years ago

>>379673572
Use family sharing

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>>379676378
>tfw the day he actually says something

>g2g, bye
>*appears offline*
>*gets matched with them next game*

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>"cya guys"
>guild says goodbye to him
>he stays there until tomorrow

>that awkward guy who would always just lurk silently, thinking he was set as invisible and that nobody could see when he logged on/off
>tfw we all always knew he was there
>nobody had the heart to tell him

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>>379672209
>good night everyone
>goes offline
>1 hour later
>see recent matches
>last match he played was 20 minutes ago

>>379677458
>6 years later
>comes back online
>resumes conversation 6 years ago like nothing happened
Fuck you Daniel.>>379678152

>>379676378
literally me

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>>379672209
>that one guy who uses perfect punctuation

>>379672209

>Say "See you guys" like 5000 times before
>Log off
>Don't log back on
>Ever
>

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>>379678249

>>379678997
I had this happen. The guild lead just vanished one day. Years later he just pops in and resumes playing. He dodged all inquires as to what the deal was.

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>>379672209
>Exit to desktop after a few hours
>Glance at steam
>Forgot to change status to "offline"

>>379673845
Kys my dude

Didn't think /v/ was so needy

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>Alright I'm done playing, see you guys.
>Don't go offline or pretend to get off of my PC and just play different games

my friends arent queers

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>>379672209
>brb guys, i heard a bump in the other room
>AFK for hours

>logging off ever
>not leaving your computer on and your clients signed in 24/7
>not just letting the idle status indicate you're not there

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>>379674595
I'm glad I'm not the only sperg who does this

>hi
>kys
any other response is incorrect

>>379672209
>get really horny one night
>find a /soc/ meetup thread and find another bi guy in my town to fuck
>go over to his place, he fucks me for a solid hour
>leave, promise to hit him up again later so he and his boyfriend can double team me
>delete my kik, never talk to him again
Kind of like an irl version of this desu fampai

>>379683673
Why would you kiss them? That's lewd

>say goodbye in person
>both leave in the same direction

Goodnight decoy!

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>Logs in
>Goodnight everyone

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>>379683667
>>379674595
Fucking same

>>379678249
This shit happened to me in tf2. Fucking awful

>Joins friend discord voice channel
>starts pushing jesus onto someone else
>logs off

>Bye
>Game doesn't close immediately and I sit there like a faggot for a minute

>i'm done playing with you for today bye
it's not hard

>>379672209
>good night
>log off
>you aren't in an inn, so it takes 20 seconds

>>379690419
autism

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>guild member logs off
>guild talks shit behind his back

>>379690473
say that to my face mark you fucking coal digger

>>379673589
Cuz a creeper could just be lurking if you in the middle of something and can't check

>>379690442
ffuuuucckkkkk

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>>379690582
There isn't anything more cringe than a bunch of grown dudes gossiping like 12y/o girls.

>>379672209
>says they'll do [multiplayer] with you later
>goes offline

>>379691251
t. someone who has never worked a mans job in his life

>>379681470
Fuck you.

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>hardly ever talk
>log off one day
>dont really bother to log back in
>never return to game
>come back 3 years later
>see mail from guild friends missing me, hoping I would return

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>That guy on the server who's become real passive aggressive towards you for no real reason and you can't tell if anyone else has noticed

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>>379684596
>Meet someone in store
>Talk for a while
>Go around and shop
>See them again

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>>379672683
>>379672660
These are the worst

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>>379672601
>say "goodnight everyone"
>immediately log out because I know no one will say back to me

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>guildmates play other games together
>they dont invite you

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>>379683750

>>379692287
how do u know?

>>379691989

I just act like the previous interaction never happened and see how long it takes for them to become concerned.