Coco is playable in all three games in Crash Trilogy

If you play as Coco you can't die because violence against women is sexist

This is their big "surprise". And people were thinking they get CTR. LMAO

>>379668393
Expect the same 'deaths' as she had in her racing mini games in 3. Primarly riding Puma and the Jet Bike stuff. She never 'died', she wasn't ever even harmed. She would ether just fall off of Puma, or lose the Jet bike, and pits just would cut back without any funny effects. That was back in the 90's. They didn't even give her the slapstick death stuff in Titans, even though Crash still had those, and that was mid 00's.
Do not expect slap stick deaths.

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>>379668393
>She just does this animation for all of them.

>>379668393
Wasn't there a video that showed her dancing with her brother?

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Best girl

>>379668741
That's honestly the most I'm expecting, outside of her spinning around and falling on her back. I really do not see Coco mode being a big deal or them putting a lot of effort into it. If they somehow did more then the bare bones, I'll be utterly shocked and will need to revive my expectations in gaming. I'll be jaded otherwise though.

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>they actually made Coco cute again

Tawna also looks fucking ACE too

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>>379669030
Yes.

>>379668686
>She never 'died', she wasn't ever even harmed
She gets eaten by a shark and sent far underwater after getting by a enemy.

>>379668393
Great now we have to grind 6 times to get a platinum just wait for the

"ok now beat the game again but with coco" trophies

>>379668587
Are you retarded? This isn't the big announcement, that's monday 5pm pt, this was just from leaked trophy list.

>>379669435
What are you talking about?

The trophy lists are literally "100% the game" plus a few ezpz trophies for specific actions.

>>379669435
Anything to complain about eh anon?

>>379669540
Are you? You said it yourself. It's leaked.

>>379669435
The trophy lists are leaked mate, that's where they are from, Coco has one trophy per game.

>>379669435
>waah waah wahh
cry moar trophy faggot

>>379669605
The announcement isn't going to be something as minor as a playable char or trophies you knob,

>>379669875
Okay. You keep being delusional. Why don't you take a screencap of those posts to have something that reminds you of getting BTFO when this is their big surprise. Fucking faggot.

>>379669982
Will do.

>>379669982
They're not going to make something this easy to see a "big surprise."

Trophy lists get leaked all the fucking time. They're uploaded to PSN well in advance, so they're the easiest fucking things to leak.

Any dev with half a brain would know not to make your "big surprise" something that can be seen in the trophies.

>>379668741
Better than that shit spin against a black backdrop from Crash 1.

>>379670134
You underestimate how out of touch and delusional devs and publishers are with this sort of stuff.

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>The explosion of fetish art if they actually do it

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>to unlock Coco you have to find her spare laptop battery hidden in one of the levels

I wonder if this means Crash is playable in the Coco levels from Warped?

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>>379670704
>I, Anonymous, cannot possibly be wrong
>to prove I am not wrong, have a baseless assumption about the character of game devs

You just keep grasping, anon. Maybe someday you'll get a hold on reality.

>>379669101
I want to fuck that bandicoot.

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>>379671730
Coco is for love only.

>>379670704
This is especially true with publishers, but in this specific rare case I don't think the devs would be tone deaf. Those niggas are Crash mega fans and basically creamed in their pants are the chance to remake it

>>379671201
>t. too retarded to use 4chans build in features like the IP counter of threads to see if a post comes from a new IP or not

So SJW trash has found its way into this?

Great, was looking for a reason not to buy anyway.

>>379672776
In what form, anon?

>>379672889
He thinks playable girl = SJW

>>379672889
Did you even read the OP?

>muh arbitrary female playable character to please feminists and cucks

>>379672759
>watching the IP counter for every single post
Autism

>>379673081
But Coco has her own stages in Warped and was playable in later games.

It's just a fun bonus, you fag.

>>379673081
Everyone likes Coco
It is in no way a bad thing to let us replay Crash Bandicoot with Coco

>>379672776
>>379673081
Ignore this tard.

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>>379673081
Stay mad faggot.

>>379673198
Girls should not be playable. They ruin every game ever.

>>379673198
>>379673165
>>379672889
>>379673010
You know what, I'm tired of shitposting.

I have shitposted for years like this but this is the first time I have just lost that drive to do it because i just can't pretend I hate the game.

Coco is fucking cool as shit and I'm buying this game.

>>379673302
furry girls are ok

>>379673432
I could actually feel the exhaustion in your posts

>>379668686
She got bashed in the head by an oar and sank to the bottom of the ocean, also eaten by a shark

>>379672776
(you) falseflag

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>>379673432
It's one thing to genuinely be retarded.

It's entirely another to actively shit up the board, on purpose.

Go fuck yourself. You are the worst kind of poster.

Where's the anon with all the coco lewds?

>>379673727
Take solace in the fact at least one /pol/tard is faking

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>>379674709
Right here.

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Would you let Crash have sex with your girlfriend, /v/?

>>379677182
>>>/BANDICOOTED.com/

>>379677182
he can take her and i'll leave for coco

>>379668393
I'd be okay with this if Coco mode in Crash 1 explained where the fuck she came from

>Crash 1
>no coco, only titty monster bandicoot gf

>Crash 2
>no titty monster bandicoot gf, but imouto suddenly

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>>379676891
Is that an edit, or did he actually release an NSFW version?

>>379673081
Who else were they going to bring in? Tiny? N. Brio?

>>379677467
>Just as her brother was, Coco was an ordinary Bandicoot until she was taken from the jungle and genetically enhanced by Doctor Nitrus Brio to help Crash defeat Neo Cortex. It is unknown how she came to live with Crash afterwards as she was not seen in the first game stating how Crash and Tawna were created.
From a wiki so take it with a grain of salt.

>>379677182
I want to be the girl.

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>>379677736
There is a NSFW version.

>>379678117
Link me goddammit

What big monday surprise?

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>>379678797
I don't have it. Just search the usual places and you'll find it.

>>379678976
>the usual places
If it isn't Kempfer himself then it's just an edit
Not as good

>>379673727
i do it on purpose because i hate you people

>>379679213
Then just leave you fuck

>>379677467
Crash realized he had the perfect woman all along and decided to live with her.

>>379670565

Fuck you that shit was great.

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF CRASH RACING HAPPENING
I NEED IT

And it's also gonna give us that cart game that the PS4 is missing
SONY PLEASE

>>379668393
She didn't have death animations in Crash 3, why would she have the slapstick now?

I can only pray that this game leads to a renaissance of Coco lewds.

>>379681160

Take a look at these.
>>379664118
>>379660390
>>379673829

>>379681234
Because God loves us and wants us to be happy?

>>379681234
She's going to be in Crash's levels.

>>379668393
>>379668452
FUCKING LIBERALS MAN

>>379672776
>>379672889
>>379673010
>>379673081
>>379673165
>>379673198
>>379673287
>>379673296
>>379673302

These people fell for your bait because they're dumb redditors, and the only way they can feel smart is by acting smug towards fake shitposts.
You're some Youtube-grade retards.

>>379684209
>merely pretending

>>379684209
Here's a pity (You), just for being dedicated enough to make this post even though the relevant posts are 3 hours old.

>>379684398
I don't care. I hope some of you mongoloids learn from your mistakes one day.

>>379684749
I'm sure five years from now, late at night, I'll have an emotional breakdown. The weight of tonight's mistakes will finally bear down upon me.

If only I hadn't replied to that shitpost in a Crash thread!

Truly, my darkest hour.