Find a flaw.

not on PS4

>>379666579
She's not real

no penis

>>379666579
not getting her as a companion after you beat the game

>>379666579
Shit tsundere who let everyone in Hyrule die because she's a whiny cunt who wouldn't do her job.

>>379666642
He asked for flaws anon. If she were real she'd have a thousand different flaws.

>>379666579
She didn't let out a loud stinky girlpoot right into Link's face

She's wearing shoes.

>>379666579
Her voice.

>>379666654
this

>>379666637
He said find a flaw, not add a blemish.

>>379666579
meh 7/10

>>379666829
>hey you know that cute 17 year old girl in our game?
>let's have some nasty old hag voice her
NoA needs to burn

>>379666654
>>379666854
See >>379666857

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>>379666579

>>379666829
And her eyebrows.

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>>379666579
ass too smll

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>>379666579
Not a fish

Looks like my cousin

>>379666579
I am not able to bury my face in her ass and take a whiff of the epoch.

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>>379667219
shit taste

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>>379666579
Her model hasn't been converted to MMD yet so I can't fuck her in VR. It is a very specific flaw and a flaw that isn't necessarily her fault, but a flaw nonetheless.

>>379667198
sauce

>>379667887
>posts a picture of her with normal eyebrows

I rest my case.

>>379666579

She's not sit on my dick right nao

>>379666579
English VA

>>379666940
I think the issue is that most British teenagers sound like trashy retards and they obviously wanted the regal British bullshit thing so they got an old lady and its fucking obvious that it doesn't fit the character and it's terrible.

>>379666829

>English VA

Well, of course. Just that every other language has godly voice acting, though.

So, I kindly offer a (you) for your poor soul.

>>379668694
I seriously have to wonder how NO ONE thought "hey isn't it a little weird how she and her dad have completely different accents"

>>379666579
she's not sitting on my face

>>379666579
The most annoying and grading fake ass british accent of all time. And she's a bunch of polygons, which doesn't really do anything for me.

>>379666579
She isn't Link

Not nearly as many polygons as Venom Snake's shapely ass.

>>379668364
fairly positive thats jay-marvel
if im right prepare for disappointment

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>>379666654

>>379669986
Holy shit, stop posting this deviantart crap.

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>>379670081

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>>379669365
is this a golden kamuy reference?

>>379666642
if she were real she would be dating chad.

>>379670426
BotW Zelda is a supernerd though

>>379667219
get out pleb

>>379670505
Nerd girls still want Chad.

>>379670545
Link isn't chad

>>379667198
*cums inside you*

>>379666579
tiny flat elf ass

>>379670595
He slays armies of Lynels like its nothing, he's definitely Chad

>>379666579
anybody have that autistic brap copypasta? now's the time.

>>379670747
being able to fight doesnt make a chad negro

>>379670818
All you need to do to be a chad is to exert dominance and skill. A chad can be a lanky fuck if you can bust a nigger's nose into his skull, for example.

>>379670818
Its part of it. He also has several girls who swoon over him.
Tell me, how is he NOT Chad?

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Groose is the Zelda version of Chad

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>you will never be link
>you will never settle down in a comfy cottage in a village with your qt princess waifu after defeating the ancient primordial evil and fuck her every night
why live

>>379670949
Link only gets girls wet for him when he's quiet and mysterious, when he actually tries to hit on girls in the game he gets shut down and spaghettis everywhere.

>>379671047
>Princess
>Cottage

Not quite. Besides, Link usually fucks the farm girls.

>>379671345
Probably because he can't talk. Pasta based communication is probably better.

>>379671345
>Link only gets girls wet for him when he's quiet and mysterious,
So he doesn't even need to try and he still attracts girls?
Sounds pretty Chad to me

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>>379671351
There are no farm girls in Breath of the wild

>>379666579
her voice

>>379671558
No, but there are loli Zoras that would love to form a diplomatic marriage between the Hylians and the Zora, especially in the name of their fallen princess.

>>379671558
That one sheep farmer girl in Hateno Village that gives you the milk

Her english voice

>>379669986
post more deviantart

>>379667198
I must have missed this quest

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>>379672040
have some pixiv instead

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>>379670595
Any guy that has two princesses lusting after his dick and is basically the most powerful man in the kingdom has to be considered a Chad even if he is a manlet

>>379672314
me on the right

>>379672417
Only non-virgins will get this lmao

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>>379672445
Skyward Sword was all about Link blowing Chad the fuck out. How could he have become chad himself?

>>379672638
There must always be a chad. A beta, by nature, is incapable of fucking a woman. In order to fuck a woman, the beta must become a chad, and in order to do that, other chads must be blown the fuck out.

A woman is only ever getting fucked by a chat. The only time a chad isn't fucking a woman is when it's rape.

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Find a flaw.

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>>379671010
>tfw there will never be a descendent of Groose helping Link in the next 3D Zelda and beyond

>>379672726
i dont know if thats exactly how it works anon

>>379672824
fidget spinner

>>379672839
>Implying the entire Gerudo race isn't descended from Groose

her butt is stinky
i know, it's not a flaw

>>379672537
You're right, I don't get it
explain pls

>>379666579
Could you imagine how big her bush must be after 100 years?

>>379667681
Epoch?

>>379673415
Denser than the Great Hyrule Forest.

>>379669294
it is jay-marvel
his drawings are disgusting but i've still fapped to them

>>379671345
This is true to life, Anon.

>>379672638
SS Link was the Chad all along:
>cutest girl in school is in love with him
>gets along with everyone
>best at bird riding
>best at sword fighting
>doesn't cry or whine when things get difficult

I fucking can't
I wanna spank them procrastinating cheeks
Gorgeous little relic I'd protect ur desperation if it didn't hurt
Please don't tell anyone I love Zelda, after 30 year I'm supposed to be an adult.

The Gerudo were mad thicc in this game, holy shit.

>>379673593
This one isn't that bad, actually, but it's apparently the first in a series so it's probably not going to last

>>379673320
She's not good at fucking

>>379666579
she's not real :(

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>>379675327
REMOVE FISH

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>>379675459
Still waiting for art of Link fucking Zelda while wearing the Zora armor

>>379668742
self-hating burger detected

>>379672638
Groose wasn't Chad. He was just a wannabe-Chad.
He's basically Johnny Bravo.

Nobody actually liked him, everybody thought Link was cooler.
Groose just had a couple cronies who followed him around because they were even dumber than him.

>>379666690
This one.

>>379677580
>Groose just had a couple cronies who followed him around because they were even dumber than him.

And both dumped him for Link as soon as Groose started crying over his kidnapped waifu.


At least Mido from OoT got to become the boss of the kokiri even if he was also a cucked wannabe chad

>>379666579
im not married to her wastehole right now
also when the fuck are we getting and high res cemu shot of this?

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>>379666579
SS Zelda is cuter

TP Zelda is sexier

>>379681516
True and true. But BotW Zelda strikes a very strong balance without the compromise those others end up inevitably having, and that in itself is impressive.

I'm more of a SS kinda guy myself, but BotW Zelda is truly a design masterpiece.

>>379673593
disgusting in a strangely hot way

>>379669986
this is disgusting

not enough porn

>>379681516
SS zelda looks like a stick bug

>"eat this frog, link!"

yeah fuck her. she's cute but no thanks

>>379670379
Fuck, the faces they make in this always get me. Underrated manga.

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>>379673320

The one on the left is not only more inexperienced, but more self concious and tense. Also, this position puts the dick on a collision course with the cervix. Its not practical or asthetic.

The one on the right is not only more confident and visually simulating, with the girl putting everything on display fully for the guy to behold, it also lowers the cervix to a point the dick will go behind it, proving deeper penetration and all around more enjoyment for both partners.

>>379682221
Link drinks potions that have bugs and monster teeth in them, a frog is nothing compared to that.

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>>379682221
Just eat the damn frog

>>379682461
No wonder he'd rather fuck fish

>>379682461
why is she so sadistic? that frog did nothing wrong. also pretty much all frogs are poisonous to eat

>>379682834
Fish are way more disgusting than frogs

>>379682889
fish are just frogs with scales.

>>379682875
SCIENCE!!!!

Also, she is slowly testing how far is Link willing to when it comes to obeying her orders.

>>379666579
not sitting on my face

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>>379683073

>>379666579
no BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

>>379681516
oy vey

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>>379683073
>Hey Link, have you heard about eugenics?

>>379683760
WHY IS IT ALWAYSA BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED LINK?
WHERE IS MY REPRESENTATION

>>379666857
I......What universe are we in that zelda not being on playstation is a blemish? Did I just teleport to a universe where Zelda games were on playstation instead of Nintendo?

>>379666666

>>379666579
The english voice ruined her for me. Now whenever I see an image of her I subconsciously associate it with that raspy faux-british accent that sounds like it should be coming out of a 40 year old woman.

>>379666579
I didn't know about Eyebrow-fu's until this game. All those wasted years.

>>379682889
>he never have tasted sushi

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>>379666579
>>379667198
>>379667887
>>379669365
>>379669986
>>379670196
>>379675459
>>379675674
>>379677385
>>379677471
>>379681516
>>379682461
>>379683169
>>379683760
>>379684690
hylian

BRAP?

>>379666642
that's not a flaw, that's a mercy

>>379666579
she's got a jew nose, ass too small, and she's in a shit game

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>fucking around in Hyrule Castle
>suddenly a dead Guardian falls from the sky, dropping some ancient screws
Was this scripted or what?

>>379687467
curry pussy

I rewrote the lyrics of Kass's song in BotW to actually be in rhythm. I also changed some of the details for a fic I'm writing but the things I changed could fairly easily be fixed to be in line with BotW's story.
This is a first draft and took me less than an hour. The invocation of the muses at the beginning is just a little something I threw in. https://pastebin.com/qmdaqBd4
I suggest reading it out loud in rhythm, as it's meant to be sung.

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Make way

>>379671047
>>379671351
>they still think link is straight

How many games do we need of girls throwing themselves at an obviously uninterested blank -eyed link before you realize he was designed to either be gay or adventure-sexual?

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>that girl in the Riverside Stable that calls you a little creep for waking her up with no clothes on
>bring her some royal guard gear and she starts craving your "big sword"

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>>379689728
gay and adventure-sexual.
look at his smile. Zelda can't make him smile like this

>>379666579
> June 2017
> STILL no botw zelda art by Shadman
This world deserves to burn in the flames of hell

>>379666579
Women.

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>>379668742
>>English VA

god i hate weebs

English VA is excellent (see Bravely Default). But they fucked up with Zelda.

>>379666579
No NTR/mind break doujins

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>>379691465
>The number of Link lewds are more than Zelda lewds
What did they mean by this

It ends eventually.

>>379666637
he said find a FLAW

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>>379670747
nigga looks like the ultimate twink and you're telling me he's a chad?

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>>379693231
How many fellow knights did he get fucked by?

>>379691549
> b-but weebs!!!!
Not him, but almost every other dub gets it right by having a young girl voicing a young girl.

>>379683169
cute

>>379691231
>shadshit