E3 SNACKS & FORT THREAD: PIZZA ANON EDITION

>>379664721
Very excited. Finally got my hands on a pizza.

Although I do want to get some chocolate. Anyone know any fun flavors of organic chocolate or something at whole foods?

Your thread was up all day today, don't repost it

>>379664721
>twinkies
>cupcakes
My fucking nigger.<3 I'm just going to be having mexican candy and ice tea though. (yes i'm from Phoenix, AZ)

>>379664997
I want twinkies.

God I miss high school summers

Have a good summer break anon

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Don't overeat and give yourself a stomach ache, anon-kun.

>>379667003
I'm a NEET.

>>379667123
how do these little fuckers eat so much

>>379664721
Look at all that sugar shit. Hope you like being unattractive.

>>379664721
>normies
>le obligatory anime trump wallpaper
Kill yourself you pathetic ironic weaboo

>>379667724
She's trained to do that.

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Won't be able to watch most conferences, too many responsibilities. I was planning on getting comfy and getting some wings and pizza but whatever.

I think I might be able to catch Bethesda's conference though, which is the one I'm mostly interested in anyways.

>>379664721
>Real Sugar

Lol amerifats

Nothing, cause E3 is going to be fucking lame and I'm going to be going out with my wife, her son, and maybe even little Jimmy's father.

I know you said no normies but, I'll be chomping on burgers and my roommate will be chomping my dick.

>>379664721
>real sugar
lmao

fucking yanks

do i really have to go into a dischord to shitchat instead of shitpost?

iced water

Cranked out some sweetened ricotta cheese and have some broken up conolli shells. Shits gonna be cash

>>379670052
europoors aren't allowed on /v/

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Comfy is always the way to go.

>>379671586
>eating organic kale chips while drinking your artesisan milk tea from free range breasts.

Imagine snacking on that while watching EA and todds lies.

>>379671586
Are you a girl or a fag.

I'm betting on fag

>>379664721
Kill yourself.

>>379671757
>organic kale chips
>artesisan milk tea
I'd be happy with instant coffee or a can of Guinness.
I'm gay not a faggot.

>>379671784
Refer to above

I don't work Monday, so I'll drink my six pack of IPA, and maybe eat some type of food that's good.

I'm more so drinking, because of the NBA finals. It should be a good day. I hope sony announces a Jak and Daxter 2.

>>379667123
why do i have a boner

>>379671784
Are you seriously triggered because he doesn't have whores littering the area?

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>>379672232
Who else likes Takis?

>tfw unemployed loser but still can't watch most of the conferences because they're at ungodly hours for me

e3 is fucking garbage anyway, I'll just join in on the shitposting here after the fact, which is the real enjoyment.

>>379672289
had them from a vending machine. not very flavorful. Kind of a burnt taste. This was in mejico when i was visiting.

>>379672232
What? I wasn't triggered.

It's a very nice looking desk and everything follows a similar color scheme. Plus the little figurines and the way the Splatoon pin is placed, means he is either a girl or a gay man which are also called fag. I was just curious if I had deducted correctly

>>379671586
Those sleeping pokemon figures
>where can i find them, they're too adorable to pass up

>>379672289
Lukeus?

>>379672363
this.

I really get a kick. but chatting with fellows on the stream real time is great too.

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>Get called in for Jury Duty in January
>Am a lazy shit who puts things off until the last second
>Somehow manage to delay Jury Duty
>Have the option to delay it to either June or November
>Choose June because its not too close or too far away
>E3 hype starts up
>Look up when E3 starts
>June 12th
>Its the same day that I postponed my Jury Duty to
>Haven't missed a single conference and have spent every day of e3 watching live show floor coverage for 10 years straight, even watched e3 2010 from a fucking hospital bed
>My streak will be rekt by fucking Jury Duty
Please kill me. At least I'll only miss one conference since the gods have smiled upon me and made it so that EA/Microsoft/Bethesda all have their shit before monday. Plus I should be out of Jury Duty by the time Sony starts, so its not too bad. Doesn't change the fact that I have fucking Jury Duty, hopefully when I call them the night before they'll say they don't need me. Maybe when I get called in I'll say something to get them not to pick me.

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>>379664721
>SNACKAN
Fried salami and noodles
>FORTAN
Locked in my room with my desk like pic, I did move my printer to the side and added a second monitor though
>WATCHAN
Other than the press conferences/directs, might marathon kirby right back at ya for shits and giggles, otherwise I'm just gonna try out shows I haven't seen before
>PLAYAN
Disgaea 5 complete until arms launches
No bully on my desk, was really cheap

>>379671586
>>379671927
That's a nice desktop. I hope you're a cute guy

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>>379671586
London?

>>379664721
I'd get some but this weekend is EA, Microsoft and Bethesda. Why would I watch that boring shit?

Sony and Nintendo are on working days so I can't get snacks for that. I'll just kill myself.

>>379673859
Sydney

>>379673834
Being 188cm tall that's nearly an impossibility

>Used to eat a tons of sweets, drank nothing but soda
>Cut it all out about 8 years ago, right after high school
>Now whenever I eat something super sugary I start to get clammy and sweat and generally feel awful

I don't know if this is good or bad

>4chan
>normies

They're one in the same nowadays, all the Wizards left to other chains a long time ago.

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only the finest cuts for e3 watching

>>379675139
>eating burnt meat

>>379675139
jack's cooking looks cancerous

Enjoy your kidney stones

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>>379664721
YOU CAN'T STOP ME! AAAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>379675139

It's time.

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>>379675429
yes friend, I think it is.

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Y'all have a great E3, you hear?

trying to fix my sleep schedule so im awake for the presentations

Who else /growing celery/ here?
I started last year in preparation, so I don't run out of snacks. I have also bought many cases of water.

>>379675773
for the cost of watching that, it better be fucking tasty

>>379675939
what the fuck

>>379675939
>>379675529
>>379675429
>>379675139

Can someone tell me if this fatass is the worlds best troll, or just a walking packet of parasites?

>>379676193
he truly believes he makes good food. He went on TV and got shot down and cried because of it.

someone post the ramen greentext and the sour cream microwaving

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Is this the year they announce a good game? or is it all going to be rehashed bullshit.

>You fags will play and enjoy anything edition.

going to get something similar like you guys but I don't like sugar that much and prefer spicy or salty snacks

must have fruits: watermelon, bananas, melon

and POPCORN IF YOU DON'T GET POPCORN YOU ARE DONE

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>MAGA Momiji
>Mountain Dew & Doritos
>Twinkyshit

>>379677246
>no normies allowed

>>379664721
Even after all these years I still don't believe people eat all this shit in one or two sittings. They have to be just taking out like 2 months worth of junk food for a photo op.

when is E3?

>>379677415
http://www.e3countdown.com

>>379675773
thanks i was hungry and now i wont eat for two days

Considering im a fatass you've done me a great favor

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>>379671586
You sucking on that 15 inch plasma rod there ork? No man that is straight has all that dick around his set up. Nice DS though.

>>379677415
Yesterday. You missed it. You can go now.

>>379664721
i'm just planning to get beer, something to grill like sausages and beef, and potato chips just like every year. no pic because i haven't actually bought them yet

>>379677415
now
death stranding is silent hills

>>379671586
>Mimikyu figure
I didn't even know there was any Mimikyu merch yet. I love it!

I bought a couple of those passes they were selling to the public. Going with my gf.

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>>379664721
all thAT sugar.. good luck with your type 2 diabetes

is there anything worth watching besides the press conferences?

>>379664721
QUICK, TELL WHAT DAY IT HAPPENS OR YOU'RE MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP FOR LOOKING AT THIS POST

>>379677754
>15 inch plasma rod
what?

>>379664721
I really hate ironic weebs. I really do. I bet your other wallpapers have at least 2 bottles of Fiji/Arizona and a few japanese words in them.

>>379678064
i guess idiots cant google

https://discord.gg/XUFGZ

It's a bit dead as of now but it'll be great come briefing time

>>379678303
kys

>>379678206
Idiots cant google and lazy smart asses post on Chinese image boards. Its a beautiful thing.

>>379678456
kys yourself master baiter

>>379678064
Yesterday. You missed it.

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>>379664721
>SNACKAN
whatever I can cook with whatever I have, also beer and some salty snax
>FORTAN
Not fortan, gonna watch EA conference on party with friends, looking like a retard
>WATCHAN
whatever I can see with not ruining my sleep schedule
>PLAYAN
XCOM2
Finals are aproaching and I have 3 last tests until I can revel in 3 long month vidya gaems playathon
First I will roll with Witchers 1-3

>>379664721
>tfw dieting and would kill for a mountain dew

feels water man

>>379678590
Jokes on you, I'm am masturbating!

>>379664721
i'd tell you to kill yourself but looks like you already got that covered

>>379664721
>All that mt. Dew
You subhuman

>>379664721

>tfw Ramadan

>>379679112
c-can i...
masturbatewith you

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Just went out to the store to buy these puppies for all the E3 drinking games.
I don't think I'll drink much for the EA and Beth stuff tomorrow though, but going to get wasted for the big 3 for sure.

What conference is first and when is it?
Haven't really paid attention to this years pre-E3 info so far

>>379679513
EA's was yesterday. You missed it.

>>379679584
nice try bub, EA's is today, you cant ruse the ruse master

>>379679290
Damn, I gave up drinking a few weeks ago (I had a bit of a problem) but this is the biggest time I've wanted to start again

>>379679274
When Dragons Dogma 2 is announced, maybe.

>>379679261
>muh pedo god says I can't eat

lmao

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>>379679513
In 13 hours is EA stream, or just use comfytheatre, I watch there every year

>>379679658
But, like, dont though, cause liver? If that things fine, then fuck it, do it for e3 holiday. Its an excuse.

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>>379664721
I've been a Dorito eating sterotype for over a decade and I have now quit.
I swear to god that ever since the Guardians 2 bags they have made them smaller and overcooked.
Nothing online to validate my claim though.
Have evidence aka not entirely eaten bags to compare sizes and density.
The bags have been shrinking for years.
I don't mind as much.
I also eat pringles.
Around the same damn time I saw pringles cans shrink from 5.95 oz to 5.5. while retaining the same damn price.
They have to print it on the canisters and I'm lazy so I have the cans to prove it.

But if my snackfood of choice becomes unfit for consumption by my standards, I stop eating it.
I stopped eating fastfood at every single place that switched over to seasalt to fool idiots into thinking it is more "healthy".
I can discern sea salt.
It tastes like fish.
I hate fish.
I'd ask why my garbage food doesn't even taste good.
Every time:
>We switched over to chrisp-cut seasalt fries.
Haven't been that unsatisfied since all the places switched over to vegitable oil instead of animal fat.

>SNACKAN
Herbert's Blackberry lemonade
Flaming hot Cheetos
Cheesehead mozzarella cheese sticks
from the smaller bags because the fatter ones in the big bags taste like fucking plastic to me because apparently I'm just a god damn crazy person.

>WATCHAN
Since EA conference is approaching it is nice to look back at last years for the purpose of compare and contrast.
Preferably by commentator(s) who bring something to the table.

Probably just have a fuji apple and black coffee, my usual go-to snack. Trying to lose weight so sodas, sweets and snacks were the first thing to go. I miss them.

>>379667123

how the fuck do asians do this

im nearly 200 and have a lot of practice overeating but I can never eat more than 5 mcdoubles in one sitting. these are big macs. 20 of them.

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>>379664721
you americans are truly disgusting

at least you get cancer faster with all this shit

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toast and water for me

>>379679790
:9(

>>379680259
stop being so negative, it's E3
vidya greatest holiday

>>379667724
>>379680184

This should explain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFD1c2H9Ek

Post reaction images, I'm in dire need of them

>>379680259
and we get the best cancer treatment. stay jealous

>>379680259
Not all of us can live off of nail bombs and car bumpers, my dude

>>379680596
enjoy you're ban

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>>379680678
>you're

>>379680596
As a Penis owner myself, I can say that is not how penises work

>>379675939
>just dumps shit into a cold pan
i think i woke my neighbors laughing

>>379680678
your right, i will

>>379679825
>comfytheatre
what?

>New monitor
>1440p
>27"
>144hz
My body is ready as well.

>>379681046
It means you need to go back

>>379680259
>at least you get cancer faster with all this shit

Explain to me how cells that endlessly replicate is related to anything food related

>>379681105
are you dumb?

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>chest cooler that's ice filled with beer and bottled water
>packs of tapatio + lime sunflower seeds
>couple of bags of munchies snack mix
>numerous empty plastic bottles at hand for liquid waste disposal

More than fucking ready, bring it!!

>>379672569
Just tell the judge that you're staying home to watch video game announcements on the computer. He'll understand.

>>379675773
I fucking hate animal cruelty. I hope that piece of shit gets hit by a car. (no i'm not vegan before anyone thinks i'm going to say it)

>>379681262
Yeah, probably

>>379679290
Drinking games gon be fun. Watching it on the stream thats on the rules page?

>>379680596

there are things in this world that that need to be erased, and this is one of them

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>>379681046
official /v/ E3 stream
comfytheatre*co*uk
enjoy you newfag

>SNACKAN
Goldfish, pringles, doritos, mexican coke, chicken, and maybe some pizza
>FORTAN
sadly not but I'm having friends over the whole weekend for the conferences
>WATCHAN
We'll probably watch some anime between conferences not sure what though
>PLAYAN
Puyo Puyo Tetris, Super Bomberman 2, Tekken 7,and any other multiplayer game we can think of. any anon have recommendations?

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>Sony conference 1am local time
>Bethesda conference 4am local time

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Does anybody have some site or something that will allow me to set multiple countdowns for not my timezone?
>>379681547
Such is the life in Europe

Someone post the conference timing

>>379681637
Use Google.

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>>379681637

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>>379681597
>>379681637
http://www.e3countdown.com/

>>379681816
>>379681998
>>379682004
Thanks familia.
Looks like there is only EA tonight.

Is no one else planning to fort it up?

Recently set up a projector, should be a nice place to do it.

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>>379681306
its dead it has no fucking head dingus

>>379681998
>>379682004
>spoonfeeding

>>379681998
kek

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>>379682004
aw yeah
thanks mate
may all your g be g
>>379682106
maybe I will set pillow and blanket fort for MS conference, but maybe I will just sleep through and watch it in the morning

>>379664721
God damn you fatass fuck.

>>379681306
I bet you're ok with human cruelty amirite? Most animal folk are. The worst are the ones who get upset with having to kill animals in video games, Centerstrain01 bugs me everytime with his animal lover shit when he kills an animal in games.

>>379682773
Humans are jerks.

Anybody got a Bingo card this year for EA?

>>379682852
comfy got E3 drinking game but not for all conferences

>>379682826
So are animals.

>>379679290
E3 drinking game nightmare mode: Drink every time a game is announced for every platform except Switch.

>>379678430
wow.

>>379682951
animals are not jerks for sake of being jerks
>>379682994
so you drink total 6 times?

>>379683078
>animals are not jerks for sake of being jerks
How do you know? Did you ask them or are some of them on twitter hash tagging animalsarentjerksforthesakeofbeingjerks?

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>>379683294
>How do you know?
because I actually meet with animals instead of shitposting
I also have some zoology knowledge

>>379682994
Finish the bottle if a Wiiu game gets announced.

>>379664721
e3 is several days away, fuck are you preparing for

>>379683554
The first conference is tonight.

>>379672569
Talk about the jdl and illuminati

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>>379683554
you are idiot, first conference is in 11 hours

>>379683514
Again, how do you know they aren't shit fucks for the sake of being shit fucks? Also you meet with animals? They got animals on Tinder now? Goddamn.

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>>379664721

>all that sugar
>all that disgusting shit
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN XDXDXD!!!!11

Like poetry.

>>379683842
Not everyone is an overweight hambeast like you, ghazi cuck.

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>>379683709
you are that ramadan guy or something?
have you ever even had a dog or cat or even hamster or fishes?

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>americans

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>>379664721

>>379680382
This is so disturbing. How are professional eaters especially one as small as her not afraid of stomach rupture

Well /v/ what should i get for my E3 snack?

Pecans and almonds or Carrots and apple slices with colby jack cheese cubes.

>>379684024
Yes, I have had 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 birds, a rabbit and I took care of an ex-gfs friend's poorly taken care of dog, my mother and my ex-gf had fish, I guess it's a female thing(not really).

>>379684185
she's got a deformity in her stomach to where it just keeps fucking expanding without tearing
i just wonder where it all goes, she does videos like that every day, sometimes multiple times a day.

Does she puke it all out or chug laxatives?

>>379684293
and you think all of those are jerks?

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>>379684351
>>379667123
I've been watching Yuka for 3 months now and never cared about how she can eat so much, she looks so young here like small asian gf material, now she is more like wife material that'll cook for you everyday.

>>379683709
How do you know they are?

>>379672289
They're too sour now. Maybe my taste buds evolved.

>>379684351
She's got the thing where her stomach doesn't process the food properly and it goes out the other end both quickly and basically undigested.

A few of her videos have some very careful editing tricks to disguise her leaving briefly.

>>379672569
Tell them you know what jury nullification is and that you plan to use it. They'll let you go.

Or say you hate black people or something.

>>379684415
No, just the cats, cats are jerks.

>>379685023
I don't know but what I do know is that cats are jerks, why are they jerks though? I don't know, you think the cat knows, nope, they probably don't know they are being jerks..... or maybe they do, we don't know and we will never know, all I know is that cats are jerks and probably a lot of other animals as well.

I don't want to eat anything crunchy during the conferences. I'll just drink some soda.

I'll just wait for the Crowbcat video. I don't eat "snacks" or drink sodas.

>>379686350
>I'll just wait for the Crowbcat video.
What a fag.

>>379664721
>obese virgin thread

>>379686525
You thought this was facebook or something? Where do you think you are?

>>379686350
>I'll just wait for Crowbcat to spam his heavily edited, biased, negative cancerous video all over /v/ so that he can tell me how to think

>>379686350
>I don't eat "snacks" or drink sodas.
What a fag.

>>379686008
>Not going for god tier combos like coca cola+cheez its or coca cola+fritos
pleb

>>379686525
I've actually been working out really hard just so I can pig out these next few days.

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What do twinkies taste like? A few weeks ago I had a real craving to try them, but I live in Slavland and it would've cost me like 20 dollars just to import a pack of 12.

>>379686682
Get a creamy donut and stick it in the fridge

>>379686662
What's
>coca cola+cheez?

>>379676010
>eating celery
>6 calories per stalk
enjoy getting fat

>>379686350
whats it like being in high school

>>379671976
The opposite would be strange.

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>>379686787

>>379664721
>reduced fat Doritos
wat

Is it just EA today?

>>379680420
>best cancer treatment
>have to take out 5 mortgages and sell all your belongings just to afford basic pleb tier cancer treatment

Top kek

>amerifats

>>379674919
https://youtu.be/qTstBMkeAH8

Anyone have a gif or webm of that guy making a funny face after hurrying Pele off the stage?

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>all the autists who are going to be spamming the same message during the conferences

LIKE THIS
>LIKE THIS
LIKE THIS
>LIKE THIS

This place sucks dick for E3.

>>379667724
>eat so much only once in 24hours
Fixed it for you.
And people wonder why stomach cancers are common in Japan.

>>379687465
But that's the best part, fag

>>379679290
>absolut
Good taste, I also like smirnoff and stolichnaya.

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>>379679187

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>>379687601
Roberto Cavalli vodka is where its at tho.

>>379686672
Any gains.

>>379687465
Literally the best part

>>379687965
I'd pay that much for a vodka only if it was distilled from wheat growing on an alien planet.

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Have no idea what to eat.
Will probably make some homemade burgers like last year or something a bit more healthier.

>>379687965
Ever tried crystal skull? I was thinking of ordering a bottle the other day

>>379683078
>>379683514

Well you don't have much or you'd know plenty of them are.

>>379688358
You really should try a more expensive vodka once in a while. There's a real difference between it and the cheaper stuff.

>>379688432
Its on my to-drink list for when my next paycheck comes in. Heard some really good things about it.

Just loaded up on a double omelet and some coffee, I knew I wouldn't be able to wake up in time with my schedule so I'm pulling an all nighter till noon.

>>379683078
>animals are not jerks for sake of being jerks
Plenty are, we are not the only species to experience things like psychopathy and anti social behaviour, animals have their fair share of assholes too.

>>379688404
I sure hope all of that alcohol isn't just for you

>>379688894
There's only 12 beer bottles. The ones on the top are 0.33 soda bottles.

>>379683078
There are literally hundreds of animal species that kill just to kill, that fuck around with members of their own species for needless dominance, etc.

Chimps, Baboons, Hyenas, Orca whales, Dolphins, Leopard seals, etc.

Any reasonably intelligent non-human mammal is capable of severely "jerkish" behavior.

>>379688894
Curiosity cola isn't alcoholic and even then 2 crates isn't that much for a full weekend.

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>>379679658
Just learn to do it occasionally.
Go on keto which will discourage alcohol drinking except when there's no carbs. When you sparse out your drinking for only doing it on special occasions or with groups, you start to do it much less, and you're less likely to binge. I had a drinking problem myself, went out to the bar like 4 times a week. Stopped because I was getting fat as hell and my wallet was basically being flushed down the drain.

>>379681364
Not sure. Maybe. That stream gets super autistic year after year, so I might just watch it on an official website to avoid chat. Or watch the best gamers stream since it's the only thing they do anymore out of tradition.

>>379687601
Yea absolut is awesome lower mid tier. Didn't feel like going dirt cheap with shit like svedka. I really like Tovaritch though.

>>379682994
>being a console warrior
Nah, I'm an idort.
I do have a rule that I drink whenever a new unannounced exclusive is announced. *also on PC, or "console exclusive" doesn't count. I'll drink for Rabbids too just because technically it was supposed to be unannounced, and because I want to get drunk for E3.

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>>379687439
Only got this

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Should i get Salt and Vinegar or chili chips /v/?

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>>379664721
>SNACKAN
Chicken Tendies with some hispanic homemade salsa.
>FORTAN
My shitty room, sitted at my shitty desktop. It's from walmart desu.
>WATCHAN
I'm gonna watch all of the conferences just because it's interesting.
>PLAYAN
Breath of the wild for the second time on my Switch.

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>SNACKAN
Jollibee beforehand
>FORTAN
my local cineplex
>WATCHAN
Sony's E3 conference and (maybe before the conference) Captain Underpants
>PLAYAN
FE Echoes I guess

>>379690137
Salt and vinegar is always the superior choice.

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>>379690361
>Captain Underpants

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>All that's tomorrow is EA shit in the middle of the day
Why do they want to do their shit a day early again?

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>>379690560
>not watching a movie that is getting good reviews and decent word of mouth for an animated movie

>>379690825
>everyone has the same timezone
Dumb aqua poster.

>SNACKAN
Cheese and crackers
>FORTAN
Bed, possibly covers if it's cold
>WATCHAN
Nindy, sony, square off and on, microsoft for the fuck ups. Basically all conferences
>PLAYAN
Disgaea 5 Complete

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>>379691010
The xbox conference starts 26 hours after the EA conference.
No matter where you live in the world, they are doing it a day early.

>>379691074
Are you American?

>>379691191
Yes, I live in the most important country for the success of the video game industry (Nipville admittedly makes the best games) on the planet, and where E3 is taking place, along with the continent for which E3's schedule is designed to cater to.

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Who's watching it with their pupper?

>>379690137
>chips
They're called crisps you utter imbecile

>>379691356
is he a good boy?

>>379691436
Yeah and he doesn't look it but he's so excitable

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DRINKING GAMES

>>379691423
>crisp
It's called chips you stupid sheep fucker.

>>379691423
Negro they were invented in America, you should call the what we call them instead of giving them a fruity nickname that would sound like one of those greentext posts if someone didn't know it was what you actually call them.

>>379664721
Just some rum and cola and a bag of popcorn for me. Trying to go for the movie experience for this potential cringefest

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>>379691501

UMA DELICIA

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>Only EA today

Yeah I aint opening no snacks for EA, I won't even watch it

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I have off during summer at my part time job (work at a campus, make my money doing Lyft otherwise), so I get to watch the entire thing. I'm pretty excited even though it's gonna turn out to be shit.

>>379664721
Doritos, Mountain Dew, Chicken Crimpy Shapes and Oreos.

Only 9 hours to go

>>379667123
Is her ass huge or something? Or a tube to goes right out her shitter?

>>379672569
Just say you hate niggers

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Gonna buy two pizzas later that'll last me till tuesday too.

I want to eat pizza and some snacks while watching, but I'm already 300Ibs over weight. Besides, I'd just eat it all before it even started.

>>379686605
Ubishill detected

Why is this shit so spread out? I miss when everything was in like one day.

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>>379691543
How-to-play video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D8xt7g_AWs

>>379664721
>he's trump redditor

>comfytheatre needs flash player

any alternative stream?

>>379664721
>SNACKAN
nothing, i'm out of money right now
>FORTAN
in my apartment
>WATCHAN
probably fap to porn and might have a look at the sony thingy
>PLAYAN
mass effect andromeda

>>379691839
nevermind got it

>>379691723
Hahaha, yeah, ubisoft has no fans

He is clearly angry at the Switch video. Everyone loved crowbcat until he made fun of our holy cow Nintendo

>>379664721
>SNACKAN
no real snacks, I'm gonna make pizza and junket for dessert. thats gonna need to tide me over until monday at least.

>FORTAN
never understood why people do this. ITS SUMMER YOU MAD MEN.

>WATCHAN
E3 obviously. Besides that some animu and documentaries.

>PLAYAN
I'd play Siege if Ubi didnt fuck the server for THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK GODDAMMIT. So I guess I'll play some BotW or Diablo

>>379691356
My doggo is getting old. I hope this isn't our last E3.

>>379691778
I ain't coming. Last year stream was god awful.
It was much better several years ago, especially with ac nights.

>>379681306
it's already dead, the heat causes some chemical reaction which makes the muscles move. kinda similar if you electrocute a dead human and it might start moving

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>>379664721

I'm drinking water because I'm not a fat, disgusting American like the rest of you.

>>379692083
Prove it.

>>379692083
>water
You can drink almost all the shit you want if you spend more than you gain.

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>>379678430

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>>379691960
Can I ask what changed so much?

>>379691986
it's the salt and their bodily makeup reacting. Same thing happens to squids and octopus

https://youtu.be/dxQmOR_QLfQ

>>379692083
always remember
americans microwave their water

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>E3 starts at something absurd like 4 in the morning for me
I guess my bottles of vodka and whiskey will get me through it.

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>>379692083
E3 is once a year nigga relax eat a potato chip or a gummy bear it won't kill you

>>379692256
it's for killing ther germs, sorry I don't want to get sick

>>379692083
Dumb Kumiko poster.

>>379692083
>Have a pound of chicken breast and maybe some jerky
>suddenly have another 1500 calories to spend how I want til TDEE
Wow a bit of alcohol will get you so fat guys! Totally guys!

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>>379692490
so it's actually true

>Eurofag
>Most interesting conferences in the middle of the godamn night on a weekday

FUG

>>379692286
I'm setting my clock to ring 10 minutes before the late panels. Pretty much going to regret it when I'm half asleep the day after

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>>379691356
>tfw moving to the city and won't be able to even consider adopting a pupper for at least a year.
I did get to hang out with a Leonberger today though, those things are massive.

>>379664721
>real sugar
is this for real? jesus christ

>>379692548
EA, Microsoft and Ubisoft are perfectly watchable in UK time. Gonna have to miss Sony and the first 30 minutes of Nintendo this year though.

>>379692256
>>379692490
wait what?

>>379684156
underrated

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tfw Im in my home country atm and I dont have takeout here. Will just get some more of pic releated and beer

>>379664721
>no fresh fruits
>all sugar
>terrible chips choice

I'm not even mad but you need to step your game up

where you guys watchan?

>>379692197
Either the audience or my tolerance to some stuff.
It wasn't as meme infested earlier. Or I just didn't notice it.

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>>379675139
>>379675429
>>379675529
I despise this man. Everything he does, the way he looks, everything about him sickens and disgusts me. I want him dead. I do not want to inhabit the same planet as this greasy pathetic ball of incompetent filth.

I'm going to watch the Sony conference with a former work friend and her boyfriend. I'm mainly going for the autistic screeching and REEEEEEEEEing that is bound to happen.

The real question is if I hit up the casino buffet beforehand, the theatre is attached to the boat.

>>379693131
We had over 1000 people last time, so maybe that's why. The chat was pretty busy.

We have a discord to the side now for much slower talking if that'd help you.

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>>379693009
>not english company in non english nation
>packaging is almost entirely English
What does it feel like to have such an irrelevant language that it's even irrelevant in its own home?

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>>379664721
>Trump supporter
>Highly fattening food with extreme levels of sugar
Yeah you clearly are an Amerifat

>>379688746
>There's a real difference between it and the cheaper stuff
You know the great thing about Vodka? You can buy Vladimovich's homebrew and it'll still taste decent when mixed. No one with a healthy mind ever thought 'I need a $50 Vodka'.

>E3 already?
>it's only fucking EA
>Everything else is more than 24 hours away.
They should just assimilate the EA conference into Microsoft's. EA isn't even cringeworthy, it's just stale shit.

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>>379693282
Maybe. WIll give it a try tomorrow.
Thanks for the concern. Really flattering.

>>379675773

Why cant I stop watching this?

>>379664997
Bro I'm in Phoenix too. Wanna have a bro fort?

how can people drink mountain dew and not shit out their intestines

>>379693056
Bedroom

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Uni done until 10th july nibbas

Who here /5am/ for the EA conference.

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>>379693510
Gotta try and make it comfy for everyone, bro

>>379675773

That looks fucking delicious, why are people getting triggered by this?
Have none of you fuckers ever gone fishing before? Jesus.

No wonder why you all are fat.

>>379693664
>original salted
What country? Never seen those in Ameriland

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Quick /v/, I'm going to the store in 10 min. What should i get?

>>379693553
Living in poor l.a. I bet you are I accually in mesa or Tucson.

>>379693756
Get me some Dr Pepper

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I didn't really prep beyond poptarts and bbq chips this yer

I'll never top this from a few years anyway

>>379693721
Australia

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>>379693664
Fuck I want some sour strips now.

>>379693801
Oops I uploaded the original pic - shits huge lads, my bad

When is this starting?
Were is it streaming?
What is this,we have never been so scattered.

>>379664721
when does it start?

>>379693895

There's still 6 hours, famicom, relax.

>>379693895
8 hours, look up a timetable for whatever your timeline

>>379693783
What? I'm in in North Phoenix.

>>379693791
I love some Dr Pepper, but they only sell small bottles of it in my country.

>>379693960
>>379693948
> for whatever your timeline
In the best timeline,thanks guys.

>>379693580
Pay the doctor a visit, friend.

At the dollor store they sell 1 dollar big bags of chips. They have ruffled plain and regular barbque chips. If I buy 6 bags what combinations do I buy them (with the obvious 1 bag of flaming hot cheetos)

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>>379694074
Don't fuck up anon this matters.

>>379694074
Bro let me save your life. Skip the flamin' hot cheetos, get chedder jalapeno instead.

>>379693895
comfytheatre co uk /e3

>>379693317
I can get potato chips in my own language, by our own manufacturers, but meh. I prefer other. Beer though is different matter. I love our oen beer.

>>379693664
> there is around half a kilogram of pure sugar on this picture
> anon is going to eat it all in a single day or two

Not gonna lie, since I've watched that documentary showing your body reaction to sugar I can only think of disgust.

Stop eating sugar you morons.

>>379665835
twink-ies?

>>379694245
I usually eat pretty well and i'm a skeleton.

It's okay to indulge sometimes.

>>379680382
How could anybody have a stomach that large?

>>379694376
It doesn't matter, Anon. You can get diabetes even when you're skinny. You're torturing your Insulin Gland. It can't keep up with that amount.

Okay okay, now I'm going back to /fit/.

>>379694515
I wholeheartedly disagree Anon.

Almost anything is fine in moderation, you think if I eat candy in abundance like this twice a year my insulin gland cares? it can go fuck itself if it can't keep up with this so infrequently.

We need to invent superior insulin glands.

>>379691683
shit dude thats a cool room
im legit jealous, can you show a different angle?

>>379694217
Unfortunately the dolor store only sells the little bags of those and I'm not baglet

>>379678430
Thanks for reminding me that I dont live there anymore

>>379694730
>We need to invent superior insulin glands.
we would have to encounter such glands, kill their owners, and perform sections and analysis

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>>379694843
Whatever it takes anon.

>>379693680
Link to discord and the stream?

>>379664721
Mountain Dew is actually a pretty good drink, but do people legitimately like Doritos?

Lays, cheetos, sunchips, and pringles are all vastly superior.

>>379691436
Fur you

>>379694827
Oh. Have fun at the dolor store

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>>379694829

Isn't E3 like over a week away?