Hey /v/! I wonder what's in this package...

>>379646552
I'm on the edge of my seat OP

>>379646552
cocaine laced dragon dildo?

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It's pretty light. Must be small.

Oh well, let's pop this bad boy open.

DRAGON
DILDOS

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Faggot

If its another boby pillow i sware to god

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Is it weed?

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Holy hell, that was hard to open.

Let's see what's inside.

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What's this? A case?

>>379647209
16 INCH DILDO CASE

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Blank. Huh, wasn't expecting this...

>>379647416
>cd case
BLOOD SOURCE CODE
Better snap it in half and send one piece each to Time Warner and Activision, anon.

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But what OP didn't know was that the GOAT was in the case.

>>379646991
Is that a dog dick bong?

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It's time boys. Let's flip it over.

>>379647791
>only 7 people itt

No one cares

>>379647791
>this guy

>>379647896

7 ate 9 bitch

>>379647791
>that wrist
Who fucking did the animations for this shit. Fucking janky as fuck/10.
I bet it was fucking Bioware.

>>379647791
Do you have cerebral palsy

>>379647948
Typical redditor response

kys

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Wait. What the fuck is this.

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>>379646832
>tfw you will never spend $100s on an 'ironic' dildo for a few minutes of shitposting on /v/

>>379648087
A shitty case

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>>379648087
wow good thread

>>379648087
Put it in your 3DS

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Well, let's play with the card were dealt with, am I right?

Why aren't these threads deleted on site? It's attention whoring in it's purest form.

>>379648109
>not putting it up your ass

>>379648087
>not cory in the house
you had one job.

>>379648087
HAUNTED
>>379648448
GAME

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Alright, nothing bad so far . Let's go.

>>379648448
FUCKING DO IT YOU PUSSY

>>379648565
>op not putting the cartridge up his ass

Why did you buy a Frozen game?

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Alright. I can dig this.

>>379648565
I want to but damn that plunge is iffy. I also can't decide on a design

>>379648657
is it wierd that i have that game to? i got it from my dads ex girlfriend and i think i played one level and then never touched that shit again

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FUCK YEAH, MY FAVORITE SONG IS PLAYING

>>379648830
>>379648958
>Gisney

?

>>379648087
iheard that game got a nintendo selects version... in fact the first 3rd party game too do so....

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>>379648958
I kept expecting it to be some sort of hack or crack or something. but its literally just a frozen game...?

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Reminds me of a shitty flash game or something, I dunno.

Well that's all folks, you just lost half an hour of your life that will never pay off.

>>379649423
>don't even show gameplay
You god damn nigger

>>379649423
Play the first level.

>>379648887
get a cheap one from the adoptions section

don't get large size if you are just starting